| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
|---|
| January 2012 |
| 17692612 | Pizza Orgy | More evidence that nighttime /tg/ is fucked up. | Pizza Orgy, Pizza, Greentext, porn, pasta | 2012-01-27 | 10 | |
| March 2012 |
| 18312013 | That Gentleman thread | Hilarious take on That Guy threads. /tg/ wonders just how much it can get away with as long as it's polite. | THAT GUY, greentext, gentleman, verbose, D&D | 2012-03-13 | 28 | |
| November 2012 |
| 21470115 | Random Encounters | Reverse pickpockets and satan worshippers | Satan, random encounter, greentext, murderhobo, | 2012-11-07 | 11 | |
| December 2012 |
| 22146679 | /tg/ Prophesizes their OWN end-of-the-world | /tg/ bands together with an ancient evil, a virgin, a dog, a half-fae catboy, akuuuuuu, and for some reason michael bay to end all time | mayan calendar, end of the world, lol, lulz, funny, humourous indeed, greentext, foolish samurai warrior | 2012-12-21 | 14 | |
| February 2013 |
| 23372572 | pretending to be in emperors family | we wrote funny stories on what would happen if primarchs were our brothers | primarch emperor warhammer40k warhammer 40k greentext stories story funny | 2013-02-25 | 5 | |
| April 2013 |
| 24489793 | Meta Meta Thread | /tg/ enters the sematic web | meta, silly, greentext | 2013-04-27 | 10 | |
| January 2015 |
| 37465629 | Funny /tg/ moments #1 | /tg/ shares its collection of funny stories. | funny, greentext, screencap | 2015-01-20 | 1 | |
| March 2015 |
| 38616336 | Primarch Thread, Be everyone | Be Primarch
The shit you put up with... | Rogal Dorn, Primarch, Fulgrim, Greentext, Kharn, Warhammer 40k, Humor | 2015-03-13 | 11 | |
| May 2016 |
| 96808 | Greentext Quest 4 | James has a near death experience | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest | 2016-05-16 | 2 | |
| 129580 | GreenText Quest 4.99 | A fanfic that gets retconned by the actual QM about 2/3 down the thread. MC chills with goblins. | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest | 2016-05-20 | 4 | |
| 154180 | Greentext Quest 5 | James dances and enjoys his friend's handmade meal. | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, goblins, Greentext Quest | 2016-05-29 | 1 | |
| June 2016 |
| 204681 | Greentext Quest 7 | James encounters a demon | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest | 2016-06-07 | 2 | |
| 177123 | Greentext Quest 6 | James explores the Dragon's Den | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest | 2016-06-07 | 1 | |
| 230512 | Green Text Quest 8 | James Finally Heads Out To B̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ Fuck The End | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest | 2016-06-12 | 1 | |
| 254435 | Greentext Quest 9 | James impregnates the Elemental and permanently learns the Tree spell | G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest | 2016-06-18 | 1 | |
| April 2017 |
| 52364366 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall | Greentext thread about a party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five Rings | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-05 | 31 | |
| 52474763 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 2 | The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five Rings | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-08 | 21 | |
| 52587795 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 3 | Goddammit Monkey! Edition. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five Rings | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-08 | 22 | |
| 52660787 | The Legend of Half-Orcbro | A lowly half-orc goes on a quest to find those who killed his mother, and learns the meaning of friendship. | Half-Orc, Storytime, Greentext, Orcs | 2017-04-14 | 57 | |
| 52685301 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 4 | Phoenix Father-in-Law is a douche Edition. Crab Adventures fighting evil and stupid people. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-18 | 20 | |
| 52759929 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 5 | The continuing adventures of Hida Isagaki and his merry band of Magistrates | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytimr, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-19 | 20 | |
| 52819543 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 6 | Shaming the Phoenix,
The tournament continues,
Much to the Crab's joy. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-22 | 20 | |
| 52859722 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 7 | The tournament ends. Maho-Tsukai shenanigans. Haikus. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-25 | 17 | |
| 52918691 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 8 | A convoluted Scorpion plot is foiled. Now our brave Crab hero has to deal with assassins, blood magic, and worst of all... politics. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-04-27 | 17 | |
| May 2017 |
| 52964044 | L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 9 | Ishigaki Mura grows, a new Crab is born, and feels are had by all. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-05-04 | 14 | |
| 53051554 | L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 10 | In which Ishigaki and company accidentally a whole village. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-05-10 | 13 | |
| 53150670 | L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 11 | The war between the Crab and the Scorpion heats up with Ishigaki and his comrades right in the middle. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-05-16 | 14 | |
| 53248930 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 12 | There are stones, and there are walls, but there is only one stone wall. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-05-20 | 14 | |
| 53335675 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 13 | I see a red Stone Wall and I want it painted black. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-05-23 | 14 | |
| 53439299 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 14 | Shine on you crazy Stone Wall. Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-05-30 | 13 | |
| June 2017 |
| 53584343 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 15 | Hey there Stone Wall, doesn't it feel like our time is running out? The continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-06-04 | 14 | |
| 53693251 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 16 | Stone Walls don't fear the reaper. Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-06-13 | 14 | |
| 53833232 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 17 | Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle, Stone Wall! Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrate | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-06-17 | 15 | |
| 53965244 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 18 | We are the Wall! | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-06-28 | 14 | |
| 54040351 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 19 | See you, Stone Wall. The climax of Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-06-29 | 15 | |
| July 2017 |
| 54095900 | L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 20 | A continuation of Crab-anon's wrap up. Char-sheets are shared, and links to the missing threads are posted. | L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai | 2017-07-06 | 15 | |
| March 2018 |
| 58335731 | >be imperial guard | An escalating greentext 40K adventure. | warhammer, 40k, greentext | 2018-03-09 | 52 | |
| 58415703 | The War for Stercus Ludicrum | Continuing the ">be imperial guard" greentext adventure. Khornate friendships, an Imperial wedding, Sisters of Battle and more. | warhammer, 40k, greentext | 2018-03-13 | 25 | |
| 58537811 | The War for Stercus Ludicrum: Bug Hunt Edition | Third thread in the ">Be Imperial Guardsman" greentext adventure.
Genestealers and Alpha Legion run wild and once again destroy everyth | Warhammer, 40k, Greentext | 2018-03-18 | 21 | |
| 58639533 | Stercus Ludicrum IV: Vice City | The collective greentext saga continues. | warhammer, 40k, greentext | 2018-03-24 | 21 | |
| April 2018 |
| 58772704 | Stercus Ludicrum V: The Martian Connection | The fifth greentext thread following the events on Stercus Ludicrum | Warhammer, 40k, greentext | 2018-04-01 | 15 | |
| 58940370 | Stercus Ludicrum VI: It's Always Sunny in Commorragh | The 6th thread of greentexting | Stercus Ludicrum, greentext | 2018-04-11 | 13 | |
| June 2018 |
| 60136434 | HFY Thread With Original Stories | A HFY thread with the rarest of things, original stories rather than just reposting and memes. | HFY, fiction, storytime, writefag, greentext, original content, | 2018-06-09 | 9 | |
| July 2018 |
| 60632606 | The War for Dominus Pillowus 1 | Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident. | warhammer, WH40k, greentext | 2018-07-08 | 13 | |
| 60654601 | The War for Dominus Pillowus 2 | Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident. | warhammer, WH40k, greentext | 2018-07-08 | 5 | |
| 60670645 | The War for Dominus Pillowus 3 | Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident. | warhammer, WH40k, greentext | 2018-07-08 | 6 | |
| 60686852 | The War for Dominus Pillowus - art-/writefaggotry | Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident. | warhammer, WH40k, greentext | 2018-07-08 | 2 | |
| October 2018 |
| 62479001 | script pitches for a 40k movie | /tg/ is asked for their ideas for a hypothetical movie set in the 40k universe. | 40k, movie, greentext, storytime, Guillermo Del Toro, adeptus mechanicus | 2018-10-20 | 5 | |
| November 2018 |
| 63073544 | Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu Part 3 | In this third thread, posters continue to brainstorm the origins of the Pushmi-Pullyu and many more stories by different authors are shared. | worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, monstergirls, brainstorming, fae, magical creatures, fairytales, writing, greentext | 2018-11-22 | 25 | |
| January 2019 |
| 64206468 | Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu Part 4 | The fourth thread. Posters brainstorm new characters, campaign ideas, and some new stories are shared (including the start of a novella). | worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, brainstorming, fae, magical creatures, fairytales, writing, greentext | 2019-01-29 | 25 | |
| June 2020 |
| 73260627 | magical petshop | What creatures might you find being sold in a shop for magical exotic pets? | worldbuilding, plot hooks, pseudodragons, mimics, cute, greentext, | 2020-06-21 | 1 | |
| June 2021 |
| 4829850 | Dynastic Ruler Quest 2: Grudges | Alaric awakens in the care of Dwarves and sets out to build his army a year before the coming battle. | Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, Greentext | 2021-06-09 | 6 | |
| July 2021 |
| 80420060 | Flail snail /tg/ | We regale with tales of how flail snails prevail 🐌 | flail snail, meanwhile, greentext | 2021-07-22 | 8 | |
| August 2021 |
| 80496327 | Nechronica thread. Storytime set in Dallas. | Anons help anons understand the system. Discussion of part rebalancing. Storytime of a prequel game to Aqen storytime. | Nechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, parts, Dallas, Feliz, Betty, Noel, 8-ball, Aqen, greentext, fire, DFW, America, Texas | 2021-08-03 | 0 | |
| 80640256 | Nechronica thread. Storytime set in Dallas finishes. | A storytime wraps up. Discussion of Space ship horror for the undead. Cat based humor. | Nechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, Dallas, Feliz, Betty, Noel, 8-ball, Aqen, greentext, fire, DFW, America, Texas, cat, space | 2021-08-08 | 1 | |