One issue with the summary.

The blast didn't kill the daemons and T'au either.

Theo ne who teleported everyone away was the Daemon Commisar in a last momment of sanity.

Chaos guys were thrown into warp.
Ta'u back to the fleet and the Eldar and Imperials onto the moon as in uderstand.

Not use maybe in the momment of Clarity the Commisar did decide to let the Daemons die. But that'd be kind of out of character.

Ultramarinebro here.
Glad I could help make this a memorable thread!

Also, I'm happy that Farseer got what she wanted. The whole time she was chasing Guardsman and Psykerbro, the "Benny Hill Theme" was playing in my head

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>>60686852
Those fucking Bayonets are perfect M8

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I know the thread link is right there but I might as well post the first thread screencap

>>60687211
You're doing the emperor's work anon

>>60687110
Apothecarybro here, thanks for making the space hulk both memorable and enjoyable to write


i was hoping that she'd cockblocked till the end but i must admit this ending is more sadisfactory

>>60687277
I think the poor girl might have actually exploded had that continued. Would have been funny as shit, but I agree. The ending she got was very satisfying.

>>60687277
It's not like people didn't try to cockblock her... or hit her with the back end of a giant Ork rocket-sled-thing when she was about to mount the poor guardsman

>>60686852
I was here when this first started, and I want it known that this future 1d4chan meme was allowed to go too far.

Maybe,but at least the exterminatus Card wasn't pulled so


Give a 0'7 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment

>>60687581
I know and look how it turned out.

>>60687544
On the bright side, Psykerbro now has a Daemonette GF/Stalker. Make of that what you will.

>>60687735
Given the average daemonic stalkers for humans with psykers in 40k (lookin' at you Eisenhorn), I'd say psykerbro did pretty well all things considered.

There were a few rections in thread 3.
Should we copy them here or will they be dug out?

I'll go back and copy them here

>>60687887
Probably should copy them so they are not lost

Cheers guys, had a blast in these threads since the start. My chars where mostly a collab with my gf, until she had to leave around the time of the Daemon Prince firing the Orb
We had a blast writing the daemonnete and even Vögeln with his failure. At the end we were Vögeln, daemonette, destroyer lord,aeonic orb, a rando guardsmen, the titan and arch magos
Kudos to F.Merkury and guards+psykerbro, the eldar, the immortal eldar, the necron lords, comissar... Actually, cheers to everyone, you guys made us remember why /tg/ can be awesome when it gets its shit togheter. [Spoiler] kinda like the imperium

>>60688011
Man, did I fuck up that spoiler

Here's all the reactions i found compiled in one post for your reading pleasure

>Be The Emporer of Mankind
>See this entire shitshow unravel over a fucking body pillow
>Watch it all turn out better than I thought
>It's now an imperial shrine world
>Massive Imperium victory
>The other chaos gods are pissed at Tzeench because this was apparently his plan
>They call him a traitor
>Send him a message thanking him for making this planet a shrine world just to rub it in
>For once, everything turned out better than expected
>Satisfiedskeletonsigh.gold

>Be Gork
>Or Mork
>Can't member now
>Anywayz
>Somethin' callin me
>Look at the mater..meate...DA WAGGGHHHH PLACE
>Foind this planet
>Zoggin me this planet
>It looks like a really gud foite happnd here
>See nekron bits, orky trees, orky bugs ,orky bug tanks, some proppa weird pointy eared ship bits
>Da whole place looks like a krumpin world
>Da whole planet stinkks of the human Warlord too
>Hear that blue bird did this
>Noway.WAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
>Gotta keep my oeyes on this world
>Could make a proppa WAAAAAAAAGGGGHH

Forgot the Tzeentch one

> be Tzeench
> told everyone that this was my keikkaku
> they keep telling me I did jackshit and send the least of my forces
> shutup.warpsorcery
> convince the lesser Chaos God's that they are idots
> ...
> does not end in Exterminatus
> 3 Imperium Wins
> Shrine World established
> other Chaos Gods think I'm a traitor
> need to pathetically apologize
> worst stolen keikkaku ever
:€

I wonder, is any drawfag actually woring on some art based of these? Just wondering what moments theyd choose.

>>60688810
I am but I gotta finish the screencaps first

>>60688810
I'd try, but I'm absolutely shit at drawing. Like, can't make a straight line with a fucking ruler bad.

Guys... I just had a dawning realization.
What happened to the Harlequin that slapped Farseer? After the smack, she noticed a strange feeling... do we have another horny Eldar running around somewhere?
>scared.jpg

>>60689121
Do it anyway. Its always fun to try and theres no such thing as bad drawfaggotry. Plus even stick figure art to remember this moment would be awesome

So uh,do we have any details to discuss or is it time for the drawfags to start the rememberance paintings?

>>60689643
I guess this is it. Now we just need someone with enough patience to do the evangelion "congratulations" scene with every character from the threads

>every character
That's gonna be a long drawing
Hope that one drawfag that's archiving the threads finishes soon

>>60689643
We can discuss favorite characters and scenes whilst the Remembrancers work their artistic/autistic mojo, perhaps?

>>60689643
It's really just waiting until this all gets screencapped and drawfags to do their thing

>>60689748
Almost done with the second screencap boi

>>60689770
Praise the Emperor!

Anyone got a suitable epilogue for Nurgle and Khorne? Might as well make them now for posterity/closure

I'll take a crack at it
>Be Khorne
>That went much,much wilder than expected
>That fucking bird and his retarded plans gave the Imperials the planet AND made another Spawn of the Anathema
>But hey, the river flows nicely with the blood spilled on the system
>And the stories that come from this will be legend
>Notthatbad.bloodhthirster
>Still pissed since that faggot Slannesh and her faggoty fucking followers got the bloody fucking spotlight

"So, Chapter Master, you are saying that one of the greatest skirmshes of the millenia has transpired within the borders of the Ultima Segmentum, due to the sexual aspirations of a traitorous Astra Militarum comissar, and a piece of deviant Imperial propaganda representing none other than Saint Celestine herself?"
"Yes, my Lord Commander"
"So it's correct to assess that due to this debauchery, not only were the relations with the Eldar vastly improved in the sector, the Imperium managed to capture a Necron artifact of insurmountable value, manifest three aditional saints,and turn an pleasent but mostly forgetfull agri-world into a strange mixture of both shrine and death world, due to the aforomentioned Necron artifact?"
"Yes, Lord Primarch"
"And this victory was achieved despite the presence of heavy necron, traitor, xeno and chaos resistance, culminating in some sort of corrupted craftworld as an surrogate moon, and an previosly unheard of Orkoid and Tyranid joint lifeform, which currently comprises most of the flora of the planet?"
"And that our Ultramarines where unable to give relief to the imperial forces as they were 'getting donuts' as you say is their report?"
"It's truly a shame that our chapter failed to..."
"No need Calgar, I am not displeased. I am simply trying to comprehend how the Imperium has changed enough to bear fruit to such madness"
"To be frank, Lord Regent, so am I."

"Truly,there is only war"

>>60690046
I'm sorry i couldn't preserve the >greentext format, but I thought this exchange would be better without it and fit more pleasently in something as 1d4chan. What you guys think?

>>60690151
That went better than I could have done. Good job!

Is good, don't worry about it.
Oh yeah the 1d4chan article,i'd help but
>mobile

Ok, may have fucked up a bit since the second screencap file size is way too fucking big to fit, this will take longer than expected.

>>60690243
Break it into multiple pieces if you gotta. I've got faith in you, friend

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Sorry guys, the entire thing is too big because I tried using the fast method with made the file size way too fucking big so the second screencaps is going to be in strips, once all the strips have been given, The final Screencap project can commence and this time I'm not going to cut corners

>>60690458
>>60690636
Ten spankings and a 30 minute time out
good work, mate. Seriously.

>Be Nurgle
>Sad that I couldn't get Isha that fancy Body Pillow
>it would have made her so happy...
>fuckyoutzeentch.rot
>At least my little nurglings had fun
>one even drew me a picture of the new friends he made!
>I think I'll infect a Tzeenchian world with Brain Drain to celebrate
>Also, that Farseer managed to spread my new disease!
>I cam scarcely wait to see what happens next!
>lifefindsaway.cough

>>60687211
>Be Adeptus Ministorium beurucrat
>Finally got my new servitor and permit
>Finally ready to start screen capping
>Already been beaten to the punch

>>60691274
What's the Disease?

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Praise The Emporer For all the Strips have been released!

>>60691344
Eros Syndrome.
Isha tested, Nurgle approved!
For when you got the Need to Breed!

>>60691388
Nice

>>60691342
Do it anyway, you fucking heretical slacker!

>>60689643
So the song that one dying guard sang was A Cruel Angel’s thesis, right? The one that made the Tau ship cry?

>>60691388
Is this going to increase Eldar and Human relations as well as make Eldar-human hybrids?

>>60691589
Most likely.

>>60691589
Isha would be so happy to have more Eldar! The Human-Eldar hybrids are the real challenge

Anyone writing Slaanesh's reaction? I would love to do it tommorow morning, as it's midnight in my GMT and i'm sleepy RN

>>60691342
Old imperium guard motto: "There's no such thing as 'enough' backup"

>>60691938
I'm not creative enough for that level of degeneracy. Have at it when you wake up!

>>60691938
I had an idea of how to do it but nothing solid, if you wanna do it, it's all yours

Anybody working on capping part three?

>>60693617
I think one or two guys are

>>60691553
Hmm... dunno.

He got his leggs blown off one bellow the kne one whole.
Pulled out his harmonica from his pocket and started playing the first song that cme to his mind.

It just all turned out nice. You can choose the song though XD
Guy was such a minor character, but loved writing that scene.

>>60687652
Why do all the dumb threads become generals...
>In before we get a new body pillow meme.

>>60694425
Because there are gems to be found in dumb threads

>>60694425
it was the best thing I've seen on 4chan for a long time

>>60694785
These types of threads are true gems. I'd love to see more of these, but I'd definitely say that they should be rare. Over-saturation will kill the magic.

I swear if I don't see this on 1d4chan, I'll go nuclear.

>>60695845
Yea, this shit is along with Cold Shoulder and Love and Krieg my headcanon now.

I have part three, resolution is too large
fuck my live

>>60696106
It's okay, buddy. The effort has been made, that's all we can ask for.

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Posting strips same as last guy

>>60696106
You're the MVP

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> be Slanesh
> hear Nurgly-boi made a hornyness desiese to make is Isha-Waifu happy
> neat
> see T'au Super-slut join my cult
> scacrifices hundret of Eldar to me
> have some blessings ya earned it
> sacrfices millions and billions of ELdar Souls to be
> youveealrnedyourselfdaemonprincehood.thot
> lol something wen't wrong is an abomination now
> mfw. that thing descends into tottal despair and extasy and starts murderraping a hivefleet
> hahahaha, all those horny Eldar thirsting for Mon'keigh cock
> that one is being cockblocked so hard
> neglectplayisalsohot.chaos
> mfw. all karma in the Universe keeps cockblocking her.
> mfw. there are Pink Murderrape Tyranids and black BDSM ones
> mfw. the tyranids even rape Nekrons
> mfw. some Xenofucker ascends to be a Daemon Prince of mine by cumming on a pillow
> mfw. he was not even a cultist

> shit was fucking great but the Anthema working Tzeench has fucked shit over.
> I swer to myself I need to duck over that Tzeen he's turning loyalist on us
> also need to send some decapitated genitals to Nurgle as thanks for the Horny-Eldar desiese

> Handn'tcomesomuchinyears.slanesh

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Holy fuck theres so much left

>>60696694
I get an error and can't open this one. Something is wrong with it, the other ones work fine.

>>60696746
it works fine for me, try opening in another tab?

>>60696775
Yea, is finebijbotyer tab thnx

Fuck me, just read the summary after bailing during the first thread.
This from people who bitch about how retarded GW lore is?

>>60697014
There is a small ddifference between official lore and dicking around for fun.

Still better than Ultramarine lore... no stupid Mary Sue's who always succed.

Last two parts are being cunts with the resolution

>>60697303
I have the whole rext of part 1.
Should I also download the test for 2 and 3?

Will make it easier for 1d4chan won't have to write from pictures instead just copy.

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This is the final part, love you guys

>>60697674
go for if,my part 3 cap is missing spoilers

>>60697563
Were is strip 6? Anyway, thanks.

>>60697736
Missed that, It was condensed into 7

Sorry lads something broke. Might try again later.

Ugh.
I see sadly no drawffagotry.

Won't be cold shoulder 2.0
And maybe good that one lasted 6 threads and had to be put out of it's misery by an Exterminatus XD

>>60698077
Drawfagging takes time from what I understand. Someone might deliver but it's alright if there's no art, in my humble opinion.

>>60698077
If it's any consolation I absolutely would drawfag, but I'm currently in another country for another week, so no drawing program is immediately on hand for me

>>60698230
Yea. I'd do some basic drawfaggotry too, if it was not for exam season.

Well, still can post shit in 3 weeks on 1d4chan

>>60698077

>Exterminatus XD

>>>/out/

Guy who was writing the T'au and Hospitaler Animal lover.

I deiced to to name the T'au-Cadia the Aun'O (former Aun'el)
Decided to found.

It's called Quirlion-94c

If you know what I mean ^^

BTW. nyone archivising this thread?
It includes some clarrifications and reactions to the previous ones.

>>60698920
Is it really needed?

>>60699120
nah

boop

Anybody creating a 1d4chan page?

>>60701009

Hopefully, I know that at least no article was started yet.

>>60701210
I’m starting a new article, what should I name it?

>>60701247
Battle for Dominus Pillows
Something like that

>>60701265
pillowus*

>>60701247
"The Grand Pillowfight of Domiana Pillowus"

>>60696158
Thanks dude

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https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Battle_for_Dominus_Pillowus

Created basic format, going to sleep, please help to edit and fill out

>>60699802
What's on the back?

>>60702037
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Battle_for_Dominus_Pillowus

Bless ya man.

>>60702103
I only added names, didn’t describe anything, so please help fill in thanks

>>60702122

Yea, I will.

>>60702037
cheers

Still wish we had some drawfags

Now that 1d4chans up can someone upload the screenshots

>>60702481
How do I do that?

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>>60699802
>Nidpillows
>Can't tell if shopped

Even though the third thread has been screencapped, I'm gonna post a screen cap of it with the spoilers revealed

thanks again >>60696154

>>60696154
DAMMIT I SENT THE MESSAGE TO the WRONG PERSON AGAIN

it was meant for >>60696158
I have undiagnosed retardation

Do we have all the epilog reactions? If so I'm gonna screen cap those and make some art for this thread

>>60704384
Godbless ye drawfag-sama!

>>60704486
I'll take that as a yes

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What drawfag shit do yall wanna see first?

>>60704714

Hmm... out of the reactions. Slanesh or Tzeench.

Generally... WAAAAGHIN' TreeNids

>>60704758
sure

Guess I will come and drop my two cents, leave some info to help contributing to the 1d4chan article. Add to it as you fa/tg/uys see fit

Saint WaifuCommander: Veteran Officer guardsman who served a month prior to the events that held place. Became an ascended saint after safeguarding the Body Pillow of Celestine and nearly getting BLAMMED by the commissar. Nobody truly remembers his name as they called him WaifuCommander during the conflict

Marcus: Good friend of Saint WaifuCommander, been in the brother training group as WaifuCommander and followed him before his Ascension. Has a knack of attaching things to weapons such as additional bayonets
Sister Lydia: Rhino Driver, reads PlayEmperor magazines in her downtime. Good friends with Canoness Olivia
Canoness Olivia III: Canoness of the entire sororitas order that was dropped onto the planet. Hot headed and extremely faithful. Has blonde hair and a bionic eye. Also can drink normal men under the table
Xeno Hunting Inquisitor: The Original inquisitor that was investigating Commissar Xenofucker. Likes Catachan Whiskey and possibly an alcoholic. Got rejected by a thicc sororitas girl on multiple occasions
>Craig the Guardsman: The poor sod whose lasgun got stolen and sold to the rogue trader. Also got his helmet sold for a box of fruit by another guardsman named Russel. Was executed for incompetence
>Russel: Sold Craig's helmet for a box of fruit instead of a body pillow.

Also, other random facts and details I left in the story:

>The moon all imperial forces were teleported to is called Uxor II, first moon was destroyed long before the conflict

>Planet was called Antioch XLII before the conflict, although not many of the factions cared to read the planet's original name as they were too busy trying to get into the fight for their various reasons


That's all I got for now

>>60704714
Out of the reactions... Guilliman. Just because he comes off as so baffled by the whole thing.
Generally... Ork Freddy Mercury and Deathwing Apothecary/Ultramarinebro.

>>60704758
>>60704714
Agree'd I would love to see either the WAAAAGHtrees, Slaanesh or Tzzench's reaction

>>60705020
Didn't we name the moon something else before hand?

I think in thread 3 it got named "Corpse of [that craftworld with tyranids]"

Let me check.

>>60705029
I'm sure he's happy that eldar and humans got along. Sort of.

>>60705020
Fund eeet!

>>60677114

">>60677077
Nice so those got named.

Maybe the Moon could be named in honour of Silver Icariot somehow?

Maybe just name the moon "Corpse of Icariot" or in High Gothic: "Cadaveribus Pugnatur Icariot""

>>60705199
If there's a name for that, we could say that both of those places act as seperate moons, sake of making things easier

>>60705266
Yea, having a planet with two moons is tollerable.
Around the new-moon is a research station though so Uxor II must be kinda seperated.

Probably further away from the Planet as the II suggests.

>>60705266
Question: what happened to all the space hulk debris that got ejected into Dominus Pillowus' orbit by F. Merkury an attempt to get apothecary and ultramarinebro off his ship?

>>60705415

I think it just did what the debris of the 2 craftworlds and hivefleet did.

Fell down as meteors, became part of the Corpse of Icariot or formed a ring of debree arround the planet.

Probably all 3 options were partly true.

I've started doing the basic editing formatting for the thread on 1d4chan. As i've never done this before, please scream on this thread suggestions, fixes and ideas

>>60706685
Would also love if any writefag would make short descriptions of the chars for the page

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here be shitty art

much more to come for this barren art thread

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>>60704327
almost forgot this

>>60706938
Absolutely beautfull mate. Love the WAAAGH'ing hive mind on the back

>>60706938
Wonderful. The HiveWAAAGH is a particularly delicious touch.

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>>60706938
Now that got a laff from me anon.
'specially the lil' HiveWAAAGH guy.

Was a bit of drawfag back in the day, but unfortunately I'm absolute shite now, 'specially when it comes to 40k stuff.

.... Might give it a shot later tonight when I have a moment of free time. We'll see. I'll try my hand at a bit o' writefaggotry on the 1d4chan page though.
>pic unrelated

Could anyone be a saint and head on over to the 1d4 page and write an general overview of the events tranpired in the battle? Even a basic overview would be great help. You can also just post it here and I'll port it over to the page

The article is finally shapen up, just need some volunteers to describe to Necron Lords, the Ultramarine,Orkanids, some sisters and the Ethereal. Someone adding the nurglite forces and an overview of the event would be greatly appreciated

>>60708234
Currently reviewing the events surrounding Kaptin F. Merkury Goldteef, Gitsmacka and the other Freebootaz so I can flesh out the profiles on that lot.

I guess for their entry to battle:

the Freeboota Hulk Wuldkrumpa dropped out of the Warp near Antioch XLII after the genestealers in the bottom of the hulk were overwhelmed by the psychic influence of the Planetary Hivemind and started screaming WAAAGH!! all over the vox. Kaptin 'F. Merkury' Goldteef noticed the clusterfuck of a battle going on down on Antioch XLII and decided to literally drop into the fray.

Well, that's a basic idea of what the Freebootas did anyway.

>>60708675

I believe OP wrote about some of the sisters already

>>60705020
>>60705020

Only thing that seems to be missing a description is the Animal Loving Hospitillar,

>>60708675
Wasn't there also an Interrogator Chaplin for the Dark Angels who came in searching for Fallen and ended up on the bad end of Saint Celestine (or was it Celestein?)

As for Necron Lord 1: I have 4 words:
That. Poor. Skeleton's. Pelvis.

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>mfw I missed the whole thing because of my shitty factory job.

We need to think of a name for Guardsman and Rapeseer.

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This Guilliman is shit but whatever

>>60709542
He looks so tired. I like it.

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Regarding 'F. Merkury' Goldteef's appearance:
He looks like a giant, muscular version of pic-related, yeah?

>>60709772
Yeah, but also green

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Possible inspiration for Rapeseer?

>>60709821
Just checking to see if we were going with older long-haired version of Freddie Mercury or not for appearance.

>>60709874
Nah, the glorious mustache and bare-chest version fits an ork much better than the beatifull flowing hair of the older version

>>60709542
Mate, it's absolutely perfect for the situation. You're great dude

>>60709542
>Servoskull holding a fucking donut
Houston, my sides are currently in orbit.

Guys, after a long editing session, i'm pretty tired. I'mma leave the overview as is and free to edit, but I would recommend creating another section or subsection to go about Sanctioned Psyker and Guards-bro misadventures, as overall it's not an integral part of the conflict. However, if you are better at storytelling than me, which I don't doubt, you're free to edit it in along with any other order of events or stuff you want. The characther overviews are also coming along nicely, and please focus on trying to fill the currently blank spaces rather than edit the already filled ones, unless there's some major mistake or misconception on the current characther overview

>>60710435
PS: If any capable drawfag can make our own version of the Traitor Guardsman/Khorne Berzerker AKA Virgin vs Chad meme, you will be a hero to /tg/ and the planet

>>60710505
I'll take a shot at it

>>60710505
Wait which type of traitor Guardsman?
Xeno traitor or chaos traitor?

>>60710631
I think what he meant was our version that was discussed in previous threads, a version of the meme where it's the subplot where psykerbro and Guardsbro are trying to not get raped by Rapeseer and a Daemonette

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>>60710631
A variation of pic related for Guards-bro and Sanctioned Psykerbro. Also Deamonette and Thirsty Farseer.

>>60710687
Ah, I see

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>>60711877
Which one would be best for Guards-bro?

>>60711932
Virgin, as he's the one being saved by psyker-bro all the time

>>60711877
>>60711965
Bros for life, without a doubt.

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Here you guys go, not sure what to add for text so I'll leave that up to you guys

>>60712168
Good work, buddy. We'll figure something out.

Well fuck lads, totally missed this one. Would of probably done some art too.

Did we ever Return to Stercus? I was pretty attached to some of those characters.

>>60712689
you can read the threads and see for yourself

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>>60712168
Tried my hand at this. Feel free to make and changes, or scrap it entirely.

How much lewd art should we make for Slaanesh?

Also, how do you upload pictures into the Gallery? I wanna add the thread screencaps in the gallery for future viewing

>>60712744
As much lewd as reasonably possible. Bonus points if it's funny.
As for the Gallery, I think you can embed the file into it, but I've never edited a wiki before.

>>60712801
Time to violate some Necrons and attempt to bust all the nuts Slaanesh has in store
I think I'll look up how to do it

>>60712744
I hope for some lewd art of the Por'o whik kept evolving and then devolving.

>>60712852
Remeber to make rapewines pink XD

Colouring system for Orknids:
1. Red - gotta go fast
2. Yellow - Dakka
3. Purple - sneaky
4. Pink - likes to murderrape
5. Black - liked to be likes to be hit, BDSM etc, does not fight back

Guys quick question when Necron orgasms is it "Orgasm" or "Ro-gasm"?
Need this for scientific reasons

>>60713908
Ro-gasm.exe

>>60713977
Thanks, now I know what sounds to give the Flayed Ones.

>>60714013
Glad I could help

>>60707006
Thanks, was my first time screencapping, didn't know what I was doing really

>>60709837
Might as well use Macha.

>>60714555
Hey, you did good, I'm pretty new to screen capping as well.

>>60714619
A modified, EXTRA THIRSTY Macha?

>>60714852
Yes. Or make OC, I guess, without face markings.

>>60714852
>>60714892
I'm pretty sure the rapseer was literally macha, she was from biel tan

I need some sleep, will post Neco-hentai Tomorrow.

>>60714915
Let's leave it open for interpretation.

>>60714957
F
For Biel-Tan, that AEonic Orb cameo ut of nowwhere

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Did some drawfaggotry myself.

I've drawn the planet as seen from space.
Decided to leave the space-debris out.
Maybe the Imperium cleared it out or it fell to the surface. Dunno.

>>60715058
Nice

>>60715058

Things are not perefect to scale:
> moons are bigger and further away
> research station is smaller

Hey, the article can't be found in "All Writefaggotry"

How to add it there?

Added Sorcerer Ceicacu Toori to the 1d4chan page, he appeared in the second thread (I think).

>>60715058
Also... brown parts around the big whole are the giant circular Hiveworld serving as the capital and only place where humans can live.

Made some very minor grammatical corrections on the wiki. I'd do more, but it's late as fuck and I'm too tired to try anything more extensive. Might try my hand at writefagging something for it in a few days, unless someone else more competent than I gets to it first. Which wouldn't be hard, all things considered. I'm an idiot when it comes to storytelling.

>>60715359
I plan to take the thread pics and reorganise them in relatively chronoligical plot's.

Might need some time to do that though. Topic will be long dead by then.
Might writefag myself some spinn-offs too XD
(don't worry will properly mark them)

>>60715404
Take your time, friend! Glory and Art are to be nurtured with the autistic fury of an Imperial Fist or Krieger building fortifications in a Sand Box.

Ugh, I can't figure out to add my draffagotry to 1d4chan

>>60715503
You could post it here and ask someone to plug it in. Only place I can see that might be what you're looking for is the edit tab at the top of the page, but I'm 90% certain you've already took a gander at that.

>>60715548
It is already here. Wanted try adding it myself though.

>>60715572
Ah, is it the bit with Big Bobby G wondering why everyone is fucking retarded?

>>60715587
Nah, the picture of the planet.

>>60715795
I think you should be able to embed it via the edit link in the gallery proper. I could be wrong, though.

>>60690046
Hey can I quote this for the page on 1d4chan

>>60712723
Uploading to 1d4chan

Added reactions section, go and do your stuff

I've got a tourist slogan for the planet:

"VIsit Dominus Pillowus where the Saints gleam and trees scream."

XD

>>60718494
Beautiful

>>60718494
Good Slogan, it gave me a chuckle

>>60718494
Adding to 1d4chan

>>60715058
Uploading this to 1d4chan. Hope this is okay.

>>60719678
Yes! Wanted to do it myself, but couldn't figre out how...

The protographed Threads have not been added to 1d4chan yet.

>>60721465
This guy's got a very good point.
Any idea if the threads will end up on suptg?

>>60721465
How do you add photo's to the gallery my research how to do so has come up empty

>>60721766
DUnno, tried doing it and failed miserably multiple times untill I gave up XD

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>>60721766
Have you tried this yet?

>>60721906
Haven't discovered this yet, thanks

>>60721968
I hope it works. If not, I'll try and mess with the wiki when I get home from work

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>>60686852
>Steals your body pillow

>>60721995
You're too late Blood Ravens, the Plot's over.

>>60722027
that's just it you fool, DoW was never cannon. So we exist outside the laws of Plot

>>60721906
I tried but I have no Idea what the fuck I'm doing.

I'm going to go back making lewd Necron Art For Slaanesh

>>60722417
At least you tried

>>60722417
Papa bless.

>>60722417
If you know how to use imgur, post them there. Dont wanna see you get banned for Art.

>>60722596
K, thanks for the advice.

>>60722662
No problem. We'll either figure this problem out, or someone smarter and more competent than us will take over.

Still none of the post material on 1d4chan and I still can't figure out embedding pictures :<

>>60723643
I'm at work, but I'll try and help out when I get home tonight

>>60724045
Thanks

>>60724045
Great you're MVP

>>60696415
Minor note, didn't Slaanesh end up getting shot by a Basilisk that then drove off with a bunch of the sacrificed Eldar souls? I read that as the Emperor himself acting through a medium, but that cogboy got a curse out of it and a big chunk of the infinity circuit got saved because of it.

>>60724313
Not entirely sure... I'll have to read through the threads to refresh my memory of everything.

Guy who wrote LORD SOLAR MACHARIUS and Captain of the Dauntless Endurance.

Just wanted to plug in that the Dauntless Endurance was a Cobra destroyer, as it fired all of its torpedos before engaging with craft world "Freudian Nightmare"

>>60724313
Can you shoot Slanesh herself?

Also in the thread with the Deam-World Eldar Craftworld all the souls get devoured by the Por'o.

Later the Aeonic Canon blows up the other craftworld too, I just assumed the mechboy saved the souls from the infinity circuit of the other Craftworld.

>>60724650
*AEonic Orb

generally lot's of shit has been going on. Th first show by the Orb was done as a wek one ommiting thep lant-surface and hitting the Craftworld directly.

The one then induced by the Daemon Prince was somewhat of overloading it and thus the surface destruction.

The timeline is a bit fucked.

>>60724460
>>60724650
Found it.

>>60696158
Bottom post of this one.

>>60696211
Top post of this one.

If I read this right, they just hooked a tow cable to a chunk of infinity circuit while the Emps shielded their minds from seeing Slaanesh directly. The shot fired was just a distraction so they could shift back to normal space before Slaanesh could properly react. Essentially just an extra middle finger to the chaos god that already just lost two princes in short order.

>>60724875
Yep, that sounds right.

Anyone have any ideas for possible spinoff stories to expand on the lore? Also, drawfags, how is everything going?

>>60725551
I think you could write up something where massive Ork-nid WAAAGH forms
Probably something about the two Necron lords and the first 1 has PTSD from the rapevines
You could expand more on chaos gods becoming more suspicious of Tzeench and maybe have some of his own followers question him
I dunno, just some Ideas

Also, Slaanesh's Necron porn is going well, once it's done I'll post on Imgur to avoid getting banned from TG.

>>60725886
Nice. We'll try to load them up on the wiki whenever you're satisfied with them.

>>60725983
I have no idea how to upload them to the wiki, I've tried to with the thread screen caps and it would not work no matter what I tried doing.

Anyone here know how to add pics to the 1d4chan page? It's been stumping us something fierce...

I feel like we're going to need another art-writefag thread real soon.

>>60726266
That might be a good idea. Hopefully someone smarter than us decides to grace us with their presence

Whoever updated the wiki, you are doing the Emperors work.
please, tell us your secrets

Bump?

If anydraw fags are still here, can we get one of the farseer when she stole from the howling banshee

>>60729497
I may once I get the Necron shit done

>>60729497
Imagine the surprise on the Banshees face when she got clotheslined

>>60729518
Dammit just read imgur's rules and posting the Necron shit there is a no go. Anywhere else I can go that won't require me to bleach my eyes after going to?

>>60729589
Post it anyway and set post to 'hidden' so it can't be viewed unless you have a direct link to the url. Trust me anon, there's PLENTY of hentai-related stuff hidden away on imgur.

>>60729589
That's a tough one... but /aco/ or /d/ might actually be the best places for them. Terrifying thought, sadly.

Anyone else have any ideas? I know mine are less than ideal.

>>60729629
Disregard the above
>>60729589
This guy has the better idea.

>>60729638
You mean >>60729626 right?

>>60729626
You could probably find a thread on /d/ to dump it in but >>60729626 is the better idea

>>60729658
Yeah, the spoilerd dude has the better idea. Mine of /aco/ or /d/ is better served as an absolute last resort.

>>60729626
eh, sure, but how do I show it to you guys?

>>60729889
There will be a sharing link that you can copy

added rear admiral Dongface and the Dauntless Endurance to 1d4chan.

>>60729889
Give us the link to the imgur page in a spoiler.

>>60729935
affirmative

>>60729928
What faction? Astra Millitarum? also discription of what they did

>>60730025
They were Imperial Navy

>>60730025
They're imperial navy, and yeah I put a description in there. Rear admiral dongface commanded the navy fleet that showed up and then never commented again, and the dauntless endurance was the ship that self-destructed and blew up the daemon craftworld after getting eaten by it. Also hung out with Solar Macharius for a little bit.

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>>60727912
Its really easy, just read the threads from /tg/ and transfer knowledge over to 1d4chan, make everything funny, make sure not to copy directly without permission, and there you go.

>>60730052
Done

>>60730086
You're a Saint... I only know how to edit text, me and a bunch of the lads have been killing ourselves trying to figure out how to post pics there to no avail...

>>60730119
Nevermind it was already there

Bit late to the party, but could one of the drawfags do a 'bohemian rhapsody album cover' style drawing of 'F. Merkury', Deathwing Apothecary and Ultramarinebro?

>>60730174
That would be beyond glorious.

>>60725551
I want to write a slice of life in the setting.

>>60730535
Go for it, bud

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>>60730141
How to post pics 101

1. Get an account on 1d4chan so fags can’t see your IP address
2. Click on upload file, upload your pic. Must be under 15mb.
3. Name file, write description of file
4. Use format provided on 1d4chan to add pictures to appropriate locations

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>>60730727
I cannot begin to describe how happy I am to get this little tutorial. Emperor bless you, anon!

>>60730727
EMPEROR BLESS YOU!

>>60730727
Saved for posterity, you glorious bastard.

>Error creating thumbnail: File with dimensions greater than 12.5 MP
Any suggestions? It's for the raw thread pic someone tried to upload.

>>60731132
I tried it the other day, I don't think we're going to be able to upload the screencap unless we link it to an imgur album or something

>>60731151
Welp, imigur time

>>60731151
That's mildly depressing, but we might end up just having to bite that proverbial bullet.
Does anyone have any idea how to get these on suptg? I'm a colossal idiot and can't figure it out.

>>60731178
Actually wait what about Funnyjunk? I almost forgot about that place.

Can we somehow perserve the threads like Could Shoulder did?

When you click the links the threads exist exactly like on 4chan, but the site is different.

>>60731214
Shit, that might work. I'm there often (Heresy, I know), and there's a healthy appreciation for 40K stuff there.

>>60731238
Question though do they allow Slaaneshi shit, and I mean rape vine level of Slaaneshi shit?

>>60731342
If it's in the NSFW section, I don't see why not. I mean, they've got stuff from Shadman, JL, and Oglaf there. If it's extreme, I'd say put a warning beforehand. Then again, they got the Morbid Channel, which sometimes shows death.

we may need a new art and write fag thread soon

>>60731382
I'm surprised we will but yea.

Kinda funny.
2,5 story threads
0,5 thread for conclussions etc
2 threads for random shit, drawfaggotry and writefaggotry.

>>60731342
Upon further inspection, it should be fine. I just saw a compilation of Sisters and Eldar getting fucked by Daemonettes, Necrons, Tyranids, Tentacle monstrosities. You should be good.

>>60731415
Alright, which NSFW do we put these threads?

>>60731426
As long as it's properly marked as NSFW, and you have an account, you should be able to just upload it there.

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>>60730174
>>60730181
Ask and your wish shall be granted

>>60731738
Beautiful

>>60731738
Any suggestions on a caption for it?

>Unknown Exception: image.file_unreadable
Tried to upload on NSFW funnyjunk and I got this, what do?

>>60731867
"The best Orkish hits, rerieved from an STC near you!"

>>60731898

Have you tried doing it like here?
>>60730727

If not port the link to it in the discussion page of the article or ath article itself someone else might be able to add it.

>>60731902
Underrated post

>>60731916

I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing at this point.

>>60731956
All I know at the moment is that we're going to need a new thread soon.

>>60731974
You should make it then, I think WeabooCommander is long gone.

>>60731902
And now it's on the wiki!

>>60732001
How do I link threads together?

>>60731898
You could try https://mega.nz/start

>>60732067
All you have to do is make the new thread and copy/paste the op number of this thread into the comment section to link it.

>>60732067
Just Quote the OPs post

>>60732206

New thread since OP's gone missing.

>>60732089
>>60732083
Portal is
open

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