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2021-12-12:

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
January 2012
17611512The Magus DilemmaWhat /tg/ assumes will be a THAT GUY story, turns into a twist that we didn't see coming, and the OP has no idea what to do next. We try and come up with reasonable approaches.magus, warlock, homonculus, clockwork heart, advice, 2012-01-21 13 
November 2012
21379009Wizards don't give a fuckOP opens a can of worms when he asks for Wizard images. It soon goes into bizarro /tg/ territory.Wizard, D&D, magic, homo, thri-kreen, beards, genderswap, gangsta2012-11-01 21 
January 2014
29811561people murdering adventuresman sexes a redhead, picks more murdering avenuesCollective Game, murder, homoerotism2014-01-27 22 
January 2016
44820529Homonculi Civilization Quest: Activated ComplexCyclopsOP finally comes out of Hiatus to try his hand at a new Civ Quest: Homonculi.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-01-17 28 
44966033Homonculi Civilization Quest: Activated Complex 2Together we make ourselves more comfortable, make some new Homonculi and introduce ourselves to "Lilith".Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-01-24 21 
45115944Homonculi Civilization Quest: Activated Complex 3 The Technician briefly becomes indisposed and everything just falls apart in beautiful, but horribly ways.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-01-31 20 
February 2016
45260844Homonculi Civilization Quest: Consious InceptionWe design and produce a new "Amazon" Model, make ourselves more familiar with the Pilgrim & Lilith and finally deal with that pesky ChimerHomonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-02-07 20 
45401798Homonculi Civilization Quest: Conscious Inception 2We unravel new and ominous mysterious concerning our origins and the world around us and then produce a sweet new "Salamander" Flamer modeHomonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-02-14 18 
45539772Homonculi Civilization Quest: Conscious Inception 3 We develop another unit called the "Apothecary", we collect even more genetics and tossle with a Dullahan!Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-02-21 11 
45682738Homonculi Civilization Quest: Silhouette of The EgoWe go in deep investigating the neighboring sapient forces governing the tower and find ourselves with many new friends.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-02-28 12 
March 2016
45822583Homonculi Civilization Quest: Silhouette of The Ego 2The Pilgrim comes home, but mostly we work our way through the delicate process of appeasing and satisfying our fleshy wife/mom: Lilith.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-03-06 14 
45967364Homonculi Civilization Quest: Silhouette of The Ego 3We flex our green thumbs, Introduce ourselves to the Undead community and our Imp gets a controversial upgrade.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-03-13 10 
46120314Homonculi Civilization Quest: HomeostasisWe finally open that can of Undead Worms that have been plaguing us from the start. It's the beginning of the end of our journey.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-03-20 10 
46271757Homonculi Civilization Quest: Homeostasis 2 Things pretty much get way out of hand after we finally run into the real Baba Koschei - The lich and owner of the 'tower'. Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-03-27 7 
April 2016
46419649Homonculi Civilization Quest: Homeostasis Finale The Homonculi Civ Quest comes to an End.Homonculi, Homonculi civilization, quest, civilization, collective game,2016-04-03 3 
April 2018
2498006Novus Homo Quest #1A new quest begins, our protagonist leaves with a cryptic order, and he gets horribly electrocuted because Romans do not know electricity. Collective Game, Post Apocalyptic, Novus Homo Quest, Raskolnikov, Chargen2018-04-29 2 
May 2018
2520203Novus Homo Quest #2LORE LORE LORE: The Thread. Lucius established a relationship with a theoretically powerful individual. Ended up in a small desert town. Collective Game, Post Apocalyptic, Novus Homo Quest, Raskolnikov 2018-05-10 1 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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