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2016-04-27: Oh Christ, this is a terrible idea.

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April 2008
1472133Imperial Guard vs ZombiesWhat would happen if the Imperial Guard were sent to clean up a zombie outbreak?40k, writefaggotry, zombies2008-04-06 6 
June 2008
1975920Kids vrs. ZombiesAn inquisitor prestige class build request segues into little kids fighting zombies, gurps, and mind reading.GURPS, Zombies, Little Fears, Kids, namefaggotry2008-06-12 6 
December 2008
3219079Hordes of undead. Defeat them.Endless hordes of the undead are advancing on your location. You must build a stronghold to defend yourself.zombies, drawfaggotry, lincoln clone army2008-12-21 5 
April 2009
4229781Plauge of Zombie FaeriesDawww then OH GOD THE HORRORfaries, faeries, zombies, daww, horror2009-04-09 12 
May 2009
4575516Life after ZombiesA zombie webcomic inspires discussion about how to survive after the initial outbreak has passed, and how to rebuild.Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse2009-05-17 2 
June 2009
4778129Undead CampaignOP arrives asking /tg/ to help him with a campaign of D&D 3.5 in which the PCs are abominable undead possibly in service to a necromancer. /tg/ proceeds to get shit done.undead, zombie, skeleton, lich, mummy, necromancer2009-06-06 3 
August 2009
5324322Zombies, Zombies and yeah, Zombies/tg/ discusses zombies ideasZombies2009-08-03 10 
5386106Create a Setting - Zombie Desert/tg/ gets shit done and creates a setting with Norse-Egyptians, Aztecs, and zombies. Lots and lots of zombies.Creat a Setting, Zombie, Collective Game2009-08-09 1 
5516917Zombies, Zombies, and yeah, More Zombies but with statslike the last thread but zombies are statted for All Flesh must be Eatenzombies shit gets done stats AFMBE2009-08-20 3 
September 2009
5686185Ahh! Shit! Zombies! (The Quest)Zombies, a cabin, your animate butchered uncle in the basement; what could possibly go wrong?Zombies, Collective Game, Quest2009-09-02 1 
December 2009
7056624ZomCombo QuestSomething that started out as mediocre Quest turns awesome when another person starts a parallel quest in the same thread. The Adventures of Assertive Bitch and Fatguy!Zombie, Multiple Authoer, Collective Game, Quest, Zombie Quest2009-12-09 3 
March 2010
8413729Zombie themed Irish folksongsAnon needs help with songs for his modern d20 bard. /tg/ delivers.zombie, irish, drunk, drink, folksong2010-03-05 2 
April 2010
9494350Yet another Pokemon: Tabletop threadAnother thread. Builds for an Average Joe with no trainer class, that enters a rage and kills everything if his pokemon dies, A ninjask trainer that can dodge any attack, A normal-type trainer that specializes in ghost types and brings them back to life, and then stark shows up to answer some confusion about the alpha, while /tg/ works on some fakemon.Stark, Pokemon, P:TA, builds, zombie, grimdark, ranger, feats2010-04-29 1 
May 2010
9663834The Millenial KingA thread about necromancy in D&D turns into the creation of a necro-friendly city-state run by a lich known as the Millenial King.D&D, writefaggotry, undead, liches, zombies, skeletons2010-05-07 37 
9682570The Millennial EmperorMore writing about the Millennial Emperor as inspired by the previous thread from last night. /tg/ gets shit done: a little kid learns necromancy and gets a stern talking-to from the Grandfather, an enemy necromancer learns the error of his ways, and the lich gets married.D&D, writefaggotry, undead, liches, zombies, skeletons2010-05-08 30 
9697573The Millennia KingThird Millennia King thread. In this one we have various writefaggery, and a better look at the Dawn Queen and her duties, and the AcolytesD&D, writefaggotry, undead, liches, zombies, skeletons2010-05-09 24 
September 2010
12177388Zombie QuestKilling shit like a baws and surviving hell.zombie quest2010-09-22 34 
12201589Zombie Quest IICut short due to OP bleeding but archive requiredzombie quest2010-09-24 22 
12219223Zombie Quest IIIPart three of Zombie Quest when OP finally gives in and admits Dom is a reverse trap. zombie quest2010-09-26 22 
12241780Zombie Quest IVGRainy gets a cool car. Dom continues searching for a hat she can keep. And Lucha bro drives a monster truck.zombie quest2010-09-27 22 
12262709Zombie Quest VAfter the greatest Zombie massacre so far, Dom and pals face even greater challenges....zombie quest2010-09-29 21 
October 2010
12300301Zombie Quest VIShit gets dirty and serious as Dom tries her best to counterattack the next Zombiechargezombie quest2010-10-02 20 
12342957Zombie Quest part VIIContacting the outside world about the cure proves to be difficult, with potentially devastating consequences.zombie quest2010-10-06 18 
12372424Zombie Quest part VIIIAnon proves his multitasking skills as the storyfocus shifts between one PC to the next zombie quest2010-10-08 16 
12421155Zombie Quest part IXSHIT JUST GOT REAL. zombie quest2010-10-13 16 
12464190Zombie Quest XAfter gathering a whole army around her, Dom launches the first attack of the Zombie Annihalation campaign.zombie quest2010-10-16 15 
12495804Zombie Quest THE COMICZombie Quest gets a reimagening as a comic. Chapter 1 gets newly reworked.zombie quest, comic, remake2010-10-19 15 
12507912Design Your Own Zombie ApocalypseA discussion on various zombie types, traits, abilities and plausibilities. Everything from SCIENCE!!! to "I don't gotta explain shit"Zombie, discussion, fluff, zombie apocalypse, apocalypse2010-10-20 0 
12530130Zombie Quest XIAfter much hardship, the survivors finally get a hour of rest. Dom uses this opportunity to go on a date with GRainy.zombie quest2010-10-22 15 
12571656Zombie Quest XIIA bond is formed between two unlikely heroines, hope is rekindled for one, and one last job for the other.zombie quest, quest, journal, quest thread2010-10-26 15 
12605238Zombie Quest XIIIOur forces engage the zombie hordes in the Stadium. After fighting through hundreds of zombies, we face the UWF.zombie quest, quest, journal, quest thread2010-10-29 15 
November 2010
12647106Zombie Creation/tg/ rolls up the most TERRIFYING zombies in all of existence...zombies, roll, terror2010-11-02 6 
12661681Zombie Quest XIVThings get hairy in the gym, and a boss zombie is confronted. Se7en does her stuff.zombie quest, quest, journal, quest thread2010-11-04 15 
12824097Zombie Quest XV EndgameOperation High Noon commences as the first book comes to a close.zombie quest, quest, journal, quest thread2010-11-17 15 
December 2010
13076110The Midwest Horde/tg/ roleplays US Armed Forces units trying to hold back against an infected horde.roleplay, zombies2010-12-08 11 
13313223Zombie Quest XVI EndgameBeatrix is in a life-or-undeath struggle as Dom and Rainy DYNAMIC ENTRY into a bossfight.zombie quest, quest, journal, quest thread2010-12-31 11 
January 2011
13678046Zombie Survival For once /tg/ has a zombie discussion that lasts over 30 postszombies, zombie apocolypse, survival2011-01-28 1 
March 2011
14364205Bulette APC and Undead Clones/tg/ creates plans for duplicating yourself, creating zombie Bulette APC's and there are a few decent resources posted as well.3.5 zombie necromancy awesome d&d2011-03-25 1 
May 2011
14907969Humans vs ZombiesA riveting discussion about HvZ occurs, with stories of epic games, Nerf gun modification, and Commissar roleplaying abound.Humans vs Zombies, Nerf, Gun Modification, storytime2011-05-13 6 
July 2011
15694706Zombie Quest XVII: ????Dom wakes up in the Burbs with little to no knowledge of what happened recently.zombie quest, quest, journal, quest thread2011-07-25 12 
September 2011
16168943Beyond Re-AnimationOP asks for ways to make skeletons more than just XP fodder. Soon branches out into such magnificently macabre creations is the Matryoshka Nesting Ghoul (aka the Undead Turducken) and the epic Mega-Lich-Zord.skeleton, zombie, ghoul, megazord lich, undead turducken2011-09-04 6 
16414965NechronicaA Japanese RPG where you play a zombie girl. /tg/ attempts to unlock its mysteries.zombie, horror, japanese, weeaboo, animu, translate, nechronica2011-09-25 11 
November 2011
16930200/tg/ Meta Quest 22We send probe droids down to various places, and find a cornucopia of horror, from the Mountains of Madness to Silent Hill. We're able to rescue Heather Mason, but then people spill the beans on who we are, necessitating a memory wipe later.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, LotR, Barad-Dur, Ahzek Ahriman, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-12 12 
16932479/tg/ Meta Quest 23We prep a team of Data and some droids to escort Heather Mason back to Silent Hill. We learn by raiding newspaper offices around the globe that several different cults were at work, ranging from Mythos to d20 Modern, to bring about the end of the world. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-13 16 
16958743/tg/ Meta Quest 24Heather Mason and Douglas Cartland return to Silent Hill, backed by Data and the droids. They begin exploration when we find out that Silent Hill is not to be underestimated, as it starts mining Data for monsters, and creates steam-clockwork-Borg abominations. We quickly run from them, and begin to explore the Church of the Order.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-19 14 
16975328/tg/ Meta Quest 25We encounter a boss fight in the form of Data's guilt and regret over the death of his daughter. Douglas goes down, and we desperately try to keep him alive as Spike enters Silent Hill with extra equipment.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-21 15 
16994064/tg/ Meta Quest 26We save Douglas Cartland, and solve some more puzzles. As we're exploring, we meet Doug's son. His dead son. That he has regrets over. Cue boss-fight.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-23 13 
17019510/tg/ Meta Quest 27We proceed into the unexplored west wing of the chapel, and come upon a section out of Spike Spiegel's memories. We end up in a boss-fight against Corvus Head, and while Spike is tossed around and heavily injured, we are victorious.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-26 12 
17039688/tg/ Meta Quest 28We move to the final boss of the Silent Hill portion of this world, and attack its weak point for massive damage. Then we find out who's been pulling the strings of the various horrors.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies2011-11-28 12 
17059442/tg/ Meta Quest 29We begin exploring the zombie outbreak in Pennsylvania. We find evidence of at least Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, and quite possibly Return of the Living Dead zombies. We also find some survivors that tell us that Raccoon City has become the domain of some lich-king.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead 2011-11-30 12 
December 2011
17087235/tg/ Meta Quest 30We begin the assault on Raccoon City. However, bad rolls constantly get our troops hammered, and we lose the BLU team respawn tech to magic dickery.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead2011-12-03 12 
17095963/tg/ Meta Quest 31The tg diceroller continues to have us over a barrel as we continue to lose members of our team. We finally decide enough is enough, and pull out our forces in order to drill a hole down to the lich. Who then promptly uses our weapons' energies to make his escape, leaving us to deal with Vampire-Wesker. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead2011-12-03 12 
17109365/tg/ Meta Quest Planning ThreadIn which the Command Crew discusses plans and theories for the upcoming visit to Transylvania and what vampric horrors await there. Plus the usual chatter about who and what we should requisition nextCollective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-05 6 
17117963/tg/ Meta Quest 32We land with a small force in Transylvania, and begin chatting up the locals. Strahd and Dracula are at war, and signs point to their respective loves reincarnated in a single body.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-06 13 
17137538/tg/ Meta Quest 33We dress up two of the White Mages as Tatyana/Lisa, and start poking around town to try to bait Strahd and Dracula to go to open war with each other. While searching, one of our teams spots Tatyana/Lisa, but loses her. Then one of the decoys is kidnapped.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-08 12 
17161163/tg/ Meta Quest: Waiting on OP editionOP gets held up for a couple days and we fall back on plotting against the Counts, and mostly talking about what we want on our requisitions list.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-11 8 
17179943/tg/ Meta Quest 34Strahd summons Darius and the travelers from Londinium. We bullshit a story about Londinium and the Brittanica Empire, and the Emperor on his Golden Throne. Strahd seems to buy the story, and wants us to kill Dracula. Low rolls result in Strahd refusing to commit the majority of his forces, but he concedes to a diversionary attack as we infiltrate Castlevania.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-12 11 
17194517/tg/ Meta Quest 35We plan, and then execute, the breaching of Castlevania. Our preparation pays off, and we are able to infiltrate the castle, and face Dracula. It is a pitched battle, but with the strength of our Space Marines, the healing of our White Mages, the protections by our Abjurer and Psion, and 10 X-COM High Explosive charges, we defeat Dracula, and Lyla is promoted to Hero-rank.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-13 11 
17206876/tg/ Meta Quest 36We go along with the narrative, trying to catch Strahd backstabbing us in some way. When he finally offers us tainted wine, and we get confirmation of its curse, we open up a 12-pack of whoopass on Strahd and his cronies. They were not prepared to face the Knights Inductor, or battlemechs, or First Age weapons forged by Elves. Strahd goes down like a chump to the two White Mages, and we make off with his gold and a rack of his finest wines.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-14 14 
17239971/tg/ Meta Quest 38Our Probe Droid reaches the Japan Meteorological Agency offices and makes contact with some scientists. We learn that there are insurgent forces fighting against Griffith's reign, and that Guts appears to be among them. In Antarctica, our Probe Droid there distinguishes itself, and VP-99 is almost ready to become a Hero.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk2011-12-17 13 
17273710/tg/ Meta Quest 39More information is collected about the World Pillar in Antarctica, and we have confirmation that Persona 4 characters are part of the insurgents.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-20 11 
17284731/tg/ Meta Quest 40We begin setting up sniper positions in Tokyo as we make contact with the insurgent forces.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-21 10 
17296729/tg/ Meta Quest 41We successfully convince Guts to work with us, and prepare to shake up Griffith's world.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-22 11 
17306889/tg/ Meta Quest 42We begin the second battle of Tokyo, as magic and mutant flesh meets more magic and advanced technology.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-23 12 
17316446/tg/ Meta Quest 43We defeated Griffith, only to realize that he was just a pawn. The true reality distortion anchor of Tokyo reveals itself. We begin heavily losing troops, and the Leopard dropship goes down.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-24 15 
17325929TG Quest: The Extended CutContinuation of discussion and planning from TG Quest thread #43 after it autosaged out. OP off on holiday until January 4th. Discussion of what to tell the Persona heroes and plans for the Antarctic showdown with Ebon Night.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-25 6 
January 2012
17397134TG Quest: The Extended Cut -part 2Continuation of discussion and planning from TG Quest: The Extended Cut after it autosaged out. OP off on holiday until January 4th. More discussion, Mostly heroes and mechs this time.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-03 6 
17425874/tg/ Meta Quest 44We begin cleaning up after the battle against the Idea of Evil. While Cheryl continues her training, we have our Antarctica team attack the Greater Shoggoth in order to access the Old One research facility.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-05 11 
17429885/tg/ Meta Quest Planning Thread post-44The standard arguing of what to requisition and what is just stupid.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-05 6 
17446362/tg/ Meta Quest 45The Command Crew is contacted by Igor, agent of Philemon, a powerful entity from the Persona Canon. He offers the Command Crew a Contract, and after much debate, the vote narrowly has us accepting.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-06 10 
17450144/tg/ Meta Quest 46We open up one of the stasis chambers, only to fight a proto-Angel. We open the second stasis chamber, and find a shard of the World Pillar with Adam in fetus form inside. Translating the Elder Thing research reveals that they may have found the Lance of Longinus as well.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-07 10 
17456343TG Meta Quest planning thread part BLARGHYet more debate over requisitions, and even a little over our current mission. MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-08 6 
17468187/tg/ Meta Quest 47As Cheryl interfaces with the World Pillar, Ebon Night takes exception to the Command Crew staying safe in orbit, and pulls them down to Antarctica for the final confrontation. Our calculations concerning our ability to defeat his defenses seem to have been...overly optimistic as we lose the entire White Mage Team.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-08 10 
17471475/tg/ Meta Quest 48After the cataclysmic battle with Ebon Night and Cheryl initiating Second Impact, we awaken in the Kingdom of Zeal. However, it is revealed that this is only a semi-stable time echo, and we recruit the time ghost of Belthasar to aid us.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-09 11 
17481740/tg/ Meta Quest 49We find that Gaspar and Tosh are locked up with the Mammon Machine, and we execute a daring breaching of the chamber. Queen Zeal proves that she's one tough boss, then the Mammon Machine brings something through. Ebon Night wants a rematch, and the /tg dice seem to have bet against us as our troops drop like flies.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-10 11 
17485818/tg/ Meta Quest 50The crew of the TGS Oncoming Storm and their taskforce stand bloody and weary, but triumphant over Ebon Night and Queen Zeal. With their new allies, the three Gurus of Time, Life, and Reason, they refit the Blackbird into a trans-space ship and make their escape through the space-time rift eating the temporal echo of the Kingdom of Zeal.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-10 11 
17723250Chapter Quest IX - Storm Within the StormRising Sons decide to rush to help their vassal-world Nordgrim that is about to be locked within a warp storm, but when they get there, things are even worse than expected.Chapter Quest, Quest, Chapter, Collective Game, Rising Sons, Adeptus Astartes. zombies, Chapter Master, Space Marines, Warp, storm, Nurgle, Witchhunters, feudal2012-01-29 12 
March 2012
18288732Zombie & Witch Quest Part IPossessed by an ancient (and evil?) witch and put to the task of piecing her back together.Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-11 28 
18294423Zombie & Witch Quest Part I - OVERTIMEFinding out more info on witch souls and the likeWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-12 25 
18301838Zombie & Witch Quest Part IIShit gets real, fast. Talking with Kiara and finding out more info.Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-12 23 
18305483Zombie & Witch Quest Part II - OVERTIMEKill a witch hunter, continue on our search for info. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-13 23 
18370239Zombie & Witch Quest Part IIIFind more out about the location of Kiara's soul. We STALKERs now. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-18 26 
18382768Zombie & Witch Quest Part IVSend the new witch to be a spy. The time for STALKERthread draws near.Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-20 22 
18420490Zombie & Witch Quest Part VLand in the Ukraine, obtain some nice equipment, get started on hatching a plan. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-22 22 
18454931Zombie & Witch Quest Part VIReclaim Kiara's soul. You always go full STALKERWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-26 24 
18466590Zombie & Witch QuestKiara has goat babiesWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-26 25 
18504631Zombie & Witch Quest Part IIXSea voyage to Spain, make our way toward the Library of AlexandriaWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2012-03-29 23 
April 2012
18551672Zombie and witch quest 10 ish(?)Socrates gives us his autographWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest, Socrates2012-04-02 22 
18588509Zombie & Witch 11Going to Pompeii, Italy. Problem: the Order's HQ is a Rome. Solution: Ride a rustbucket to slip under their noses. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest, 2012-04-06 22 
18641794Zombie & Witch 12Fight off an attack helicopter. Find some serious shit. Papa angers machine spirit, hard drive has problems.Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest, 2012-04-09 21 
18742169Zombie & Witch XIIIGet to Pompeii, Sarna brings new help. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest, 2012-04-16 21 
18806477Zombie & Witch XIVAncient secret learned, Atlantean picks a fightWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest, 2012-04-22 22 
18819313Zombie & Witch XVGet back to the states, get plan set to fight the MagosWitch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest, 2012-04-22 21 
May 2012
19243277Planetary Governor Quest: Part EightWe hammer out space-combat, acquire several ships that we were apparently supposed to have the entire time, come to an agreement with the Sisters of Battle regarding setting up a Mission, visit the site of the Chaos Raid, and have a Zombie scare. Also Homesteading and Editor dropping more epic speeches.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marine, Chaos, Sisters of Battle, Sororitas, Hospitaller, Space, Quest, Zombies, Fungus, Space Battle2012-05-26 13 
19255653Planetary Governor Quest: Part NineAnother short session. Not very much is accomplished, but we do lay the groundwork for future plans and start on building the Sisters a moon base.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marine, Chaos, Sisters of Battle, Sororitas, Hospitaller, Space, Quest, Zombies, Fungus, Space Battle2012-05-27 12 
June 2012
19497943Planetary Governor Quest: Part TwelveThe first decent session in a while. We continue dismantling the Space Hulk, Get Skitarii help, and fight a mob of "evolved" Cyborks with huge, angry squigs and a really messed up mutant Warboss.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marine, Chaos, Sisters of Battle, Sororitas, Hospitaller, Space, Quest, Zombies, Fungus, Space Battle, Orks, warboss, Blood Axes, Fang, Dreadnought2012-06-16 18 
October 2012
21206871Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 34Hito meet one of the Buddhist monk who come to his aid. Now Hito tried to flee from the Chaos Gods.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Chaos, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Zombie2012-10-20 1 
February 2013
22987519Oh shit zombies!The OP attempts to have a horror based quest, but after multiple commands to rape things, scraps the tone but keeps the setting.Collective Game, Zombies, Rogue, Failed Rapist, Horror, Derailment2013-02-05 2 
May 2013
24636378Edgymancy Zombie Quest Part 1OP's attempt at a zombie request results in a game of edgymancy.Collective Game, Zombie, Edgymancy Quest, Edgymancy, 2edgy4u, Damien Bloodmoon2013-05-05 19 
25057663Knights of the Semi/tg/ creates the Knights of the Semi, a paladin order of modern warriors in plate who roam the land slaying zombies from their trailer fortresses.Knights of the Semi, semitrailor, knight, zombie, post-appocolyptic2013-05-26 14 
June 2013
25527343Bastards in Zombie Apocalypse /tg/ advises the leader of a group of coldhearted bastards in how to thrive during a zombie apocalypse campaign. Storytime part one of two.zombie, storytime2013-06-19 1 
September 2013
27048688Post Apocalypse Civ Quest 2The Think tank loses some people to the toxic environment, sends a goodwill mission to the tribes, gets shot at by a robotic tank, and agrees to meet up with some Post Apocalyptic LawmenCollective Game, CONTROL !R5CmcJTjQI, Post Apocalypse, Civilization, Mutants, Zombies, Robots 2013-09-06 0 
October 2013
27521902Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 18Another close encounter with She Who Hungers. Test out a parasite, to undesired effect. We make a mark on the Ghouls, who make their mark on the land. Mutually assured destruction.Collective game, apocalypse, civ quest, mutant, hivemind, zombies, psionic, parasite, MAD2013-10-02 5 
27681259Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 21We drive off the bandits, and together we and the Ghouls headway into the zombie infestation. New scientific discoveries are found. A most unfortunate case of 4chan connection error abruptly pauses the thread.Collective game, apocalypse, civ quest, mutant, hivemind, bandit, zombie2013-10-11 5 
27989461Zombie & Witch XVIFight Magos and enjoy some BRRRRRRRRT!!Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest,2013-10-29 29 
November 2013
28107825Zombie & Witch Quest XVIIAn old friend comes back, some new friends show up, and a shocking revelation.Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2013-11-04 23 
January 2014
29839235Infected Quest #2Kaleb wakes up from his coma, meets up with a friend, and learns the disturbing truth behind the outbreak. Infestion Quest, Collective Game, Zombies2014-01-28 4 
June 2014
32840379End of Days Quest: Episode 1The power goes out, and we are forced to venture from the relative safety of the dorm.Collective Game, zombies, End of Days Quest2014-06-17 6 
October 2014
35820704The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Part 1A quest born of a conversation in QTG takes off.Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Zombies, 2014-10-29 0 
November 2014
35916403The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E03The scavenging of the military base goes much worse than expected.The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen, Zombies, Demons2014-11-02 0 
35979953The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E04Revelations about someone we thought we knew, and the arrival of Legion.The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen, Zombies, Demons2014-11-06 1 
36015163The Walking Persona Rider Quest S01E05Finally, the showdown with Legion! ...and Sariel?The Walking Persona Rider Quest, Collective Game, Kamen Rider, Persona, The Walking Dead, Shin Megami Tensei, MegaTen, Zombies, Demons2014-11-07 0 
January 2015
37641890Zombie & Witch Quest XVIIIOnwards toward the finish. Wake up, cough out the dust, start your attack on Hoover dam. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2015-01-27 16 
37684680Zombie & Witch Quest XIXShocking revelations are discovered inside of the dam. The most disturbing being that despite being centuries old witches haven't seen Star Wars. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2015-01-29 13 
February 2015
38157086Zombie & Witch Quest XXSarna inspires Last to get /fit again by breaking his bones again. Next things get crazy when the president shows up. Then we take a nice relaxing and leisurely flight.Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2015-02-19 12 
38295508Zombie & Witch Quest XXIA nice flight with a nice landing where no missiles were blown up with meteors and Switzerland looks beautiful. Plans are made and hugs are had. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2015-02-25 13 
March 2015
38635430Zombie & Witch Quest XXIIThe journey ends. Witch, Zombie, papa-n, collective game, quest, zombie&witchquest2015-03-12 19 
May 2015
40260500Humans vs Zombies Quest Customize our gun, get first blood and make a rival HvZQuestMaster, Collective Game, Nerf, Zombies2015-05-29 4 
40281029Humans vs Zombies Quest #2Beat rival, meet more people, clear mission 2 and earn a crew HvZQuestMaster, Collective Game, Nerf, Zombies, Humans vs Zombies Quest2015-05-30 1 
June 2015
40740024Zombie Quest #1A human invades school and is tasty, and you sneak out at night and find a clandestine meeting between a zombie politician and some humans.Collective Game, Zombies, Zombie Quest2015-06-22 3 
March 2016
46187796Black Tides Quest 1There's a zombie apocalypse going on, and apparently you're on a boat. Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-03-23 3 
46207805Black Tides Quest 2: Pilage Things, Kill ZombiesNow in accordance with the "everyone must be young, hot, and in college" rule for zombie apocalypses. Gonna need to fix that.Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-03-24 3 
46230693Black Tide Quest 3: Needs More RumAfter the first major fight with zombies, a boat that is not utter shit is aquired and the Party mechanics are slowly revealed.Collective Game, WarWolf, Black Tides Quest, zombies, boats, homebrew system, under construction 2016-03-24 5 
46254582 Black Tides Quest 4: Now with 100% More VikingsThings go slow from an early start with the Viking Funeral, but pick up as Anon talks about the ship assault.Collective Game, WarWolf, Black Tides Quest, zombies, boats, homebrew system, under construction 2016-03-26 3 
46271629Black Tides Quest 5: Good Morning Tonkin Gulf!Leadership decisions are made, and the plebeians are put to work. Damn slackers.Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-03-27 5 
April 2016
46441576Black Tides Quest 6: Now With No April Fools Bullshit!A reposting of the OP from the ill-fated April Fools running of Black Tides Quest, with no issues this time.Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-04-03 2 
46507692Black TIdes Quest 7: Waterworld ain't got shit on us!Island fort is planned, the Daughter of Trump takes command of the project, and you go off to appease your party member and kick ass.Collective Game, WarWolf, Black Tides Quest, zombies, boats, homebrew system, under construction2016-04-11 1 
May 2016
47055400How do you make zombies interestingSome interesting ideas as well as sources for inspiration.game design, zombies, horror2016-05-03 2 
47442369original undead monster worldbuilding/tg/ worldbuilders invent original types of undead. Nightmare fuel ensues.undead, zombie, body horror, monsters, worldbuilding,2016-05-26 10 
June 2016
273876Euthanasia - Zombie Apocalypse QuestYou wake up - hazy and afflicted with a numbness that belies a great aching pain. You have awoken to a world where life is colder than deathZombie Apocalypse Quest, Zombies2016-06-25 1 
July 2016
323309Zombie Hunter QuestTwo soldiers and seven recruits enter a zombie infested building where the shit hits the fan. Zombie Hunter Quest, zombie, zombies, quest2016-07-03 1 
August 2016
439957Zombie Apocalypse Quest Chapter IYour name is Robert Susan. It's a shit name, I know. You're a. 20-year old NEET with no ambitions or life goals. But now you're a survivoZombies, apocalypse, quest2016-08-16 2 
446840Zombie Apocalypse Quest Chapter IIYour name is Robert Susan. It's a shit name, I know. You're a. 20-year old NEET with no ambitions or life goals. But now you're a survivoZombies, apocalypse, quest2016-08-16 3 
465293Zombie Apocalypse Quest Chapter IIIYour first supply run into the zombie- infested streets of the city. For supplies and, for hope, a radio. But it all goes wrong.Zombie, Apocalypse, Quest2016-08-28 1 
485707Zombie Apocalypse Quest Chapter IVSplit from two of your other teammates, you and Matthew are left stranded in a sea of zombies. And now you've found another survivor.Zombies, Apocalypse, Quest2016-08-28 1 
October 2016
696345Doll QuestWe wake up in a coffin, and try to survive in the desolate junkyard.Doll, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland2016-10-13 7 
715657Doll Quest #2Players try to waifu a cannibal.Doll, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland2016-10-20 6 
January 2017
1067867Doll Quest #3We exit the Junkyard, run for our lives, make a deal with a strange entity and have... interesting times.Doll, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland2017-01-20 6 
February 2017
1164253Doll Quest #4We escape the walls of flesh, wake up and try to train our arm... Also cliffhangers!Doll, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland2017-02-15 11 
1174389Doll Quest #5We get into a fight and OP leaves because he tried to run 2 quests at once.Doll, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland2017-02-23 4 
May 2017
1500742From Ashes to Gold #1A budding doctor Xavier and his friends Peyton and Andrew escape from a dead Chicago and loot up.Survival, Zombie, Action, Collective Game2017-05-30 3 
June 2017
1521124From Ashes to Gold #2Xavier gets into the middle of politics, loots a town (kinda), almost blows himself up, and makes a fateful decision. Zombie, Survival, Collective Game, Rolling, Gold2017-06-04 2 
53697713Zombie NASA CrawlerNASA equipment and its uses after a zombie apocalypse.Zombies,RPG,NASA2017-06-08 3 
1535855[PROTOTYPE]: Deviation - episode 5 Prey edition.Powerful enemies are fought, a few new powers are gained, questions are raised, someone gets out of the Redzone, and your chased by a gator.[PROTOTYPE], Deviation, quest, survival, Jacob, Nina, redzone, blacklight, Alexis, Zombies, Grammar.2017-06-10 1 
1556440From Ashes to Gold #4Xavier eats some breakfast,gets into trouble, and probably diesZombie, Survival, Collective Game, Rolling, Gold2017-06-12 2 
1582275From Ashes to Gold #5Xavier while in bed rest discovers government secrets, discovers valuable human knowledge, and discovers a new friend. Also, we roll wack.Gold, Collective Game, Survival, Zombies2017-06-22 1 
July 2017
1620746From Ashes to Gold #6Friendships, Johnny Cash, Windmills and Intensive Negotiations! Xavier Lewis lives a crazy life!Collective Game, Survival, Zombies, Gold, Rolling2017-07-06 2 
1621539[PROTOTYPE]: Deviation - episode 7 Cowboy From Hell (unfinished)Jacob survives an ambush by a hunter, then returns back to the safehouse to find the water line needs maintenance, and then QM gets busy.[PROTOTYPE], Deviation, quest, survival, Jacob, Nina, redzone, blacklight, Alexis, Zombies, Grammar, QM interupted.2017-07-09 1 
August 2017
54476474Necromancer TacticsA discussion of battlefield tactics suitable for necromancers commanding hordes of undead and potential modifications to the basic zombie.tactics, zombies, necromancer, necromancy,2017-08-02 3 
1753904Doll Quest Redux - #1Chapter 1.1- Awakening. In a wooden coffin and empty street, all we find... is more questions.Doll Quest Redux, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland, Suffering, Mistery, Puzzle2017-08-08 4 
1777179Doll Quest Redux - #2Stranded in the remains of a supermarket by the flood, our protagonist finds herself running out of options...Doll Quest Redux, Nechronica, Quest, Collective Game, Dollmaker, Zombies, Apocalypse, Wasteland, Suffering, Mistery, Puzzle2017-08-18 3 
November 2017
56169195Nechronica PDF ReleaseFirst PDF release of Nechronica by the Miraheze translation team.nechronica, pdf, translation, loli, necro, japanese, system, zombies, gore, guro, anime, translation2017-11-01 10 
March 2018
2298775Post Apoc Mutant Tribal Civ Quest 1Another Post Apocalyptic Game begins, run by Strelok with the system developed by GenieStrelok, Civ, Post Apocalyptic, Zombie, Mutant, Tribal, Bandit, Fungus, Swamp, Headhunter, Brewed Mother, Psionic. Hybrid2018-03-02 2 
2337270Post Apoc Mutant Tribal Civ Quest 2Nat 1 makes us black out for 5 turns and our giant serpent brain to leave, control all the zombies, and fight monsters from the deep caves.Strelok, Civ, Post Apocalyptic, Zombie, Mutant, Tribal, Bandit, Fungus, Swamp, Headhunter, Brewed Mother, Psionic. Hybrid2018-03-11 1 
April 2018
2393470Post Apoc Mutant Tribal Civ Quest 3As the Grave Tribe is returning to normalcy, we sense a target of opportunity and send our hunters, but things are never simpleStrelok, Civ, Post Apocalyptic, Zombie, Mutant, Tribal, Bandit, Fungus, Swamp, Headhunter, Brewed Mother, Psionic. Hybrid2018-04-03 1 
June 2018
2635672Lost in the Rain: Zombies, Rain, Tunnels, TrainsA strange little thing finds Warmth in a cold and empty world. Bullying ensures.LITR, mitts, autisticzombiegirls2018-06-19 9 
August 2018
2807518Zombie Apocalypse QuestAmateur badass Ted picks up cousin Rachel and survives a few hours of a zombie apocalypse. zombie, zombies, quest, zombie apocalypse, 2018-08-22 1 
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