Thread Title Description Tags Added Score May 2008 1748599 Tome of Greater Wishes Player gives himself all-powerful artifact that grants him Wishes that cannot be subverted by anyone or anything, including the DM. /tg/ rallies to screw him over. D&D , artifact , bad player 2008-05-16 7 February 2010 8164420 Artifact Quest: Part II The sword and the adventuring party arrive in the city of Riverton. Sword , Collective Game , Artifact Quest 2010-02-19 3 8176779 Artifact Quest: Part 3 The tale of the Artifact continues Artifact Quest 2010-02-20 1 April 2010 9475078 Bizarre artifacts All sorts of artifacts that you probably don't really want. cursed artifacts 2010-04-28 5 January 2011 13404486 Real Stuff for games An archive of mysterious artifacts and places for your next game if you are feeling particularly unoriginal
Artifacts , Locations , Wonderment , 2011-01-05 1 13448007 Warehouse 23, BRITFAG EDITION Anon proposes a Warehouse 23 thread , populated by underused and cheesy '60's scifi relics. Awesome ensues. Warehouse 23 , science fiction , magic items , artifacts 2011-01-09 3 May 2011 14775645 DespoilerQuest Born from a discussion thread about a magical artifact that allows modification of lifeforms, /tg/ leads an Illithid to finding the Despoiler of Flesh, and then produces a magically modified team of industrial (and one or two sexy) minions.
A debate breaks out between players who want to take over the world, and players who want to take over the world after an Illithid sexual encounter. Collective Game , DespoilerQuest , Artifact 2011-05-01 6 14787679 DespoilerQuest II In this episode of DespoilerQuest, we eat brain while making love. Also, we prepare for an invasion of our old Illithid colony, and turn a cow into a dragon. Collective Game , DespoilerQuest , Artifact 2011-05-02 7 August 2011 15915208 Despoiler Quest: Reloaded 1 The triumphant return of despoiler quest! After a singular fetish thread returned the GM to life, he made this thread, that we might act like complete retards and turn living creatures into warped shadows of their past selves.
Now with 50% more trees. DespoilerQuest , despoiler , collective game , quest , artifact 2011-08-13 5 September 2011 16179744 Wizards Accidental Island Adventure The great Dunbledalf has well...fucked up and you've been thrown through space and time to a deadly deadly island full of monters and danger, luckily the wizard is willing to grant some boons to make ammends. Can you survive? Wizard , Artifacts , Adventure , Survival , Nemesis , Dunbledalf 2011-09-05 17 November 2011 16933694 IRL Artifacts Items of history that would make good artifacts in a modern campaign Items , Artifacts 2011-11-13 29 January 2012 17661099 Chapter Quest VI - The Enemy Within After Iridonia and clearing out Cruiser Nix Mirius Chapter Master notices something strange about his behaviour... And it seems that the worst suspicions are becoming true. Collective Game , Quest , Chapter Quest , Chapter Master , Space Marines , daemon , mindfuck , deception , artifact , warp , brilliant players 2012-01-25 9 July 2012 19811519 Palantir Mace Guys! Hey listen! Guys! What if, right, what if...we use the Palantir as the head of a mace! pcs , chaotic stupid , stupid pcs , artifacts , magic item , creative magic item usage 2012-07-10 15 November 2012 21492704 Saint Elegius, the Relic Hammer Welder Anon discovers an ancient relic and embarks on an epic quest to forge a legendary hammer. In real life. Epic , Real Life , Elegius , Artifact , Metalworking 2012-11-09 69 January 2013 22578538 Paladins That Eat Gods OP tells the tale of an epic campaign. paladin , lovecraftian , god , gods , deity , deities , artifact , madness 2013-01-14 31 March 2013 23829536 Stalker CXiv Quest #6 Wherein we see some of Balalaika's history; also, a new type of artifact is discovered in a new anomaly! Collective Game , Stalker , Civ Quest , Leader , Balalaika , Ramen , Russia , Kebab , Ukraine , Zone , Kalashnikov , artifact , anomaly 2013-03-23 5 September 2013 27463190 Cool Magic Items Thread OP asks for magic items, a few jokes answers later /tg/ starts brewing up some badass ideas magic item , magic , item , magical , artifacts 2013-09-28 1 February 2014 30001078 If you had a vorpal grindstone... Using a powerful artifact to turn the world into a hellish deathtrap, but there's no need to lose your head about it. Vorpal , Wizards , Dullahans , Magic Items , Artifact , Baking 2014-02-04 16 September 2014 35015724 Teegee's Emporium of the Rare and Antique Come down to Teegee's Emporium of the Rare and Antique, where you can find: Priceless vases, both whole and in pieces! Giant cubes of guns! Rare first edition books and records! Irritable Lamia lesbians! Slightly cracked Faberge Eggs! Dragons of all flights and colors! More gold than Midas! And, of course, shopgirls with bumbling behemoth breasts! Feel free to browse, make a purchase, or escape the growing dimensional instability with the staff and head down to the noodle shop for a bowl and a brew. antiques , collective game , shop , store , bidding war , gold , artifacts , lamia , lesbians , giant breasts , dragon attack , spontanious , grail , noodles 2014-09-22 15 March 2015 39010444 Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 8 Short thread (sorry). Bella and Alirye arrive at their destination, talk to some civilians, find the heresy, and have several benches tossed at them. Collective Game , Battle-Sister Quest , Adepta Sororitas , Sisters of Battle , Heresy , Inquisition , Forbidden Love , Yuri , Eldar , Dual-wielding , EsperQM , reasonable people , crazy psykers , cultists , spooky artifacts , telekinetically-propelled benches 2015-03-30 4 September 2016 49321125 Ramesh and Kumar Go To the Inventor's Fair Fun look at artifacts old and new with Kumar, inventor who keeps forgetting the off button, and Ramesh his long suffering roommate. Magic the Gathering , Kaladesh , Kumar , Ramesh , Artifacts , KUMAAARR , off button , funny 2016-09-14 22 February 2017 51664159 Magical Items, Artifacts, and Treasure /tg/ invents and discussed miscellaneous adventurer loot. artifact , treasure , items , loot, 2017-02-14 3