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  • File : 1304264743.png-(111 KB, 389x261, DespoilerofFlesh.png)
    111 KB DespoilerQuest Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)11:45 No.14775645  
    Greetings.
    People discussed this weird artifact yesterday and some of us wanted to see a quest based on it. Lots of people posted about it, but nobody picked up the challenge. So what the hell, I'll try it.

    The protagonist is a denizen of a D&D material world. First off, what is their species, sex, name and class?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)11:46 No.14775650
    Elf.
    Female.
    Rapebait.
    Slave.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)11:47 No.14775655
    Dwarf
    Genderless
    Bloodbeard
    Warlock
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)11:48 No.14775666
    Illithid.
    Aesexual.
    Erath'mus.
    Flesh-shaper.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)11:50 No.14775678
    >>14775666
    Nice trips, but can we change the name?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)11:52 No.14775687
    Shouldn't we roll or something?Also, please don't let this turn into fapfic level stuff.

    >use allariv
    So, should we be Allariv?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:01 No.14775740
    rolled 23 = 23

    Elf
    Female
    Allariv
    Sorceror
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:03 No.14775754
    >>14775687
    >Despoiler of Flesh
    >No fapfic
    Welp, this quest is failed.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)12:09 No.14775803
    You are Allariv Earth'mus, illithid flesh-shaper extraordinaire. To your mind flayer kin you were always a dangerously driven and non-conforming being, which eventually led you to leave your hive and the oppressive rule of the elder brain to become an adventurer. Using a simple hat of disguise, you became "Al" the eccentirc wizard, touring the world and the planes beyond in search of power and knowledge.

    And now it seems your long search has paid off in an unexpected manner. Along with a group of other general creeps and scum you managed to penetrate the fortress of a notoriously cruel and twisted Balor in the Abyss. You fought your way through his minions, paying for every foot won in blood. But success was yours. But success was yours. Even though all of your party have fallen, strewn across the Balor's throne room like ragdolls, so have all the demons elite. Defeated and broken, the Balor himself offered you a bargain for his life. His most prized possession, an artifact of great power, in return for his pitiful continued existence.

    And now you hold it. The Despoiler of Flesh. Wriggling pleasantly in your disguised hand, the rod is throbbing with the power to reshape any living thing according to your wishes.

    The Balor looks sullenly at you.

    What happens next?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:13 No.14775840
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    Turn him into an Erinyes.

    And no, not even for naughty reasons. I just love the deliciousness of turning a Chaotic Evil demon into a Lawful Evil devil.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)12:14 No.14775846
    >>14775754
    >>14775687

    I'm not gonna break the rating. I'd like to see creativity and cunning happen, personally.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:17 No.14775872
    >>14775803
    Balors can be pretty frickin old, and posess powerfull magical secrets, right? Maybe we could turn him into an easily manageable form so we can extract some usefull knowledge? Though it would be pretty frickin dangerous even if we could cut off his every power.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:18 No.14775880
    Recruit the Balor as your loyal follower.

    It's a good start.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:20 No.14775900
    >>14775880
    This. He knows we can best him, but he still possesses great power we can use. We can even change his form in public.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:21 No.14775905
    >>14775872
    >>14775840

    Clearly the best middle-ground is to transform him into a piddling Imp.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:21 No.14775907
    >>14775803

    Tell him that he can do what he likes, and go home.
    TIME TO TRANSFORM THE MOTHER BRAIN INTO A DICK
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:21 No.14775911
    >>14775880
    >>14775900
    Wait a minute, we're an Illithid, aren't we? Couldn't we make him a thrall to our will?
    Would he lose his abilities?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:24 No.14775929
    Turn the Balor into a puppy and give him away to orphans.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)12:24 No.14775932
    Two routes this could go. Do you wish to turn the Balor into an erinyes or an imp? Majority decides.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:25 No.14775947
    >>14775911
    A Mind Flayer Thrall must be a helpless humanoid, according to the rules, but I never saw why animals etc wouldn't fit the bill.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:25 No.14775948
    >>14775932
    Imp.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:27 No.14775956
    >>14775932
    It's a test of our character. Basicly, are we an evil bastard who wants a demon sex slave?

    I'd go with the Erinyes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:28 No.14775963
    >>14775956
    There is something tantalising about the thought of exploiting an ancient demon and making it an object of our (alien) lust.

    I'll go with erinyes too.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:29 No.14775966
    >>14775932
    Erinyes.
    Just because it isn't officially a fapfic doesn't mean we can't have sexy minions.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:31 No.14775986
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    >>14775932

    While an Imp would be insulting, turning him into a busty erinyes is just too demeaning to whatever masculinity the Balor had to possibly ignore. Bring on the tits and impotent rage!

    And, if it comes down to it, an Erinyes is also more useful in a fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:34 No.14776004
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    >>14775986
    >Dat pic
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:38 No.14776037
    Can someone post the Despoiler's stats?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:38 No.14776040
    I'm not saying that this has to become a fapfic, but it looks like we can look forward to atleast a little exploitative Mind Flayer romance. We can draw a discreet veil over it if necessary, but I think we're mature enough to let it go that way anyway.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)12:43 No.14776076
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    You quickly make up your mind. The heavily wounded Balor begins to rise, thinking the deal is still in effect, when you hit him square in the chest with the Despoiler. Feeling a jolt of energy rush up your arm, you are rewarded with the sight of the artifact working. The Balor's eyes widen in terror.

    "Wait! We had a deal!" he sputters.

    Quickly, his massive form shrinks, and the heavy red-scaled skin becomes paler and softer. Armor plates melt into his skin as his limbs straighten out. He screams, a terrifying wail of helplesness as he falls to his knees. His massive bat wings shed their leathery hide, becoming feathered. Finally the demonic shape slims, gains feminine curves, and a mane of darkest midnight hair billows out from the ex-Balor's scalp. Staring down at her hands in disbelief and fear, the erinyes shudders. She looks up at you, her dark eyes fearful.

    "W-why?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:44 No.14776088
    Word of advice, OP. Unless you're writing a marvellously descriptive paragraph, in which case disregard this, you may want to update this quest more often. Or else it's not getting very far.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)12:44 No.14776093
    >>14776040

    Let's just not delve into "I turn everyone into walking penises" territory or similar. A mind flayer is a twisted thing, but for the sake of the board it should stay a little on the discreet side.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:45 No.14776104
    >>14776076
    Say nothing, put on sunglasses.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:45 No.14776108
    I propose we reduce the Balor's body to the state where only his head remains, combined with some sort of wards to counter his magic. Should he prove himself a helpful advisor, we can offer to restore some parts of his body or magical power.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:46 No.14776110
    >>14776076

    "I said I wouldn't kill you. That's the only deal I made."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:46 No.14776112
    >>14776088
    >>14776076
    Yeah, my apologies.

    Anyway, we say something along the lines of:
    "I have use for you yet" and leave with her. Probably do some magical binding or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:46 No.14776117
    How did we beat the Balor if it had the Despoiler of Flesh?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:47 No.14776123
    >>14776117
    Psionics and meat shields.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:49 No.14776145
    >>14776117
    I don't think it was using it. It may have been guarding it, or knew of it's location nearby.

    Anyway, OP, we bind her and leave the dungeon. Let's have a description of the world around us, so we can get our adventure on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:50 No.14776158
    >>14775986
    >>14776004
    Coincidence?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5EQf8iw1Qk
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)12:53 No.14776178
    Your disguised features take on a cold smirk.

    "I said I wouldn't kill you. That's the only deal I made. I have use for you yet"

    The demon-turned-devil begins to open her mouth to give an angry retort, then looks fearfully at the artifact in your hand.

    "P-please..." she mumbles.

    In your pack you have one last portal stone to return to the material plane, should you so chose. You also detect faint moaning from some of the bodies strewn about the carnage-filled room. Perhaps some are still alive, for now.

    ((I'm gonna take it easy on the rules-heavy mechanics, since my 3.5 stuff is gone since a long time. Basically reasonable or awesome things are possible, more outrageous stuff may not be.))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:55 No.14776197
    >>14776178
    Search the bodies of our ex-companions and the Balor's retinue. Those involved in conflicts of that scale can have some nice items on them.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:55 No.14776202
    >>14776178
    Oh, we're in the Abyss. Okay, that's cool.

    Should we have a base of operations in the Abyss? Or would it be too costly to go too and fro?

    Anyway, check the bodies. Think of something interesting to make them into.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:57 No.14776217
    >Turn the bodies into gold
    >Smash them
    >Sell the gold
    >??
    >Profit!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)12:57 No.14776218
    >>14776178

    "You are coming with me. If you do as I say, then one day I will return you to your normal form. If you betray me, I will kill you where you stand, and then I will find your soul and kill you again."
    >> Flaser !!kWYEewwmdrm 05/01/11(Sun)12:59 No.14776236
    Revive the meat shields.... you could always turn them into gold later, and carrying that much heavy metal would be a hassle.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:00 No.14776251
    >>14776217
    >>14776236
    WE TAKE THESE PEOPLE WITH US
    WE CAN MAKE THEM INTO STATUES OF GOLD OR DIAMOND FOR OUR PALACE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:04 No.14776268
    >>14776251
    Sweet. Like the Ice Queen's thing with turning people into stone statues, except more profitable.

    If they remain these people when we transform them, could we turn them into a form we can more easily transport them in? Like small coins of bone?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:04 No.14776269
    Turn the wounded into trolls (for fast healing). Loot the dead. Let our new ally make arrangements to have someone watch over his castle.
    We're leaving in an hour.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:04 No.14776279
    >>14776202
    Illithids have Plane Shift as a basic power.

    If you fought a balor and won it's because you have 20 levels of psion or sorcerer under your slimy belt.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)13:05 No.14776289
    The erinyes listens to your warning, and you can almost see her pale skin grow a little paler. Doubtless, being turned into a being on the opposite side of the cosmic scale AND having her power reduced enormously has spooked her. She nods.

    "I'll... I'll do whatever you want. J-just... please don't turn me into a lemure...."

    You casually stroll around the room. Rapidly decomposing demon bodies are everywhere, a few mariliths, several lesser summoned demons and other fiendish creatures. There's an assortment of demon weapons here, but no artifacts of special power. Your companions (as little loyalty as there was between you of course) are just as bad off. Some are charred or reduced to putrified heaps, beyond any form of recovery. However, two of them seem to be alive still.

    One is the female elven wizard who proved useful at creating portals to other planes and providing firepower in the past. She was in her prime a coldly beautiful but stern female (disgusting humanoid of course) who had little love for you. Now she's burned almost beyond recognition, most of her gear destroyed, and will likely expire soon.

    The other still-living creature is the male duergar warrior who joined up a few months ago. He too is badly damaged, but seems almost conscious. Apparently dwarves are tough to kill. His eyes are glazed over and burned, but he blinks fluid away to try and look at you when you pass close. His voice escapes as a hoarse rattle.

    "Who's there?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:08 No.14776315
    >>14776289

    "It's me, Al. I'm going to turn you into a troll now. It's the only way you'll live."
    Then turn him into a troll no matter what he says.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:11 No.14776335
    >>14776289
    Do our party members know our true form?

    I don't think it would do any harm to reveal it.
    We should keep the elven maiden for her skill with portals. We can either humiliate the Duergar, or remake him without wounds as our final act of charity before we leave to cast the world into shadow, leaving him behind in the Abyss to fend for himself.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:13 No.14776357
    >>14776335
    I like it. Cold, but somehow... human.

    If we decide to keep him alive, we should atleast leave him with some kind of tentacle instead of a hand, so he will never forget our kindness. Well, not kindness. He'll never forget us, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:15 No.14776366
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    >>14776289

    Stabilize them and fix their eyes. Then reveal your true form in all its magnificence.

    Give them an ultimatum. Either they join you and receive the Blessing of the New Flesh, taking whatever form they desire (to a point--you don't want anyone more dangerous than yourself!), or they can lie there and smolder until they expire.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:15 No.14776372
    >>14776335
    Woah now, there's no need to get rid of him. A dorf may be useful in the future.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:16 No.14776381
    >>14776366

    I kinda like this one. Seconding.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:17 No.14776391
    Is it possible to alter ourselves... So we have the/a Despoiler of Flesh present throughout our body?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:18 No.14776401
    >>14776366
    I don't like revealing our form, though.
    Their prejudices might make them refuse the offer, and then we'll be out of a high-level sorceress and a dwarf meatshield.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:20 No.14776410
    >>14776401
    You'd be amazed how cooperative people can be when they realise you're their only hope of survival.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)13:21 No.14776419
    Two paths to choose from:

    Either fix the two party members up and send them off/or send one off.

    Or

    Reveal yourself and offer them a place in your new order if they serve.

    Majority decides.

    >>14776335

    Nope, "Al" has kept his illithid nature a secret through skilled psionic use and just plain old sneakiness.

    >>14776391

    Unfortunately, integrating a Major Artifact into your living form is not possible.
    >> Gay Skull 05/01/11(Sun)13:21 No.14776420
    >>14776366
    >>14776381
    >>14776401
    These. So much these.

    Off topic, but does anyone know what's happened to Envy Quest? That one was really good.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:21 No.14776423
    >>14776366
    I like the sound of this. If they don't like our form, they would've betrayed us sooner or later. JOIN USSSS...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:22 No.14776431
    A thought- if (when) we start sexually abusing people, it should probably be fueled by contempt even more than lust. It's degrading for them- and as a twisted being, we would love that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:23 No.14776436
    REVEAL
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:23 No.14776439
    >>14776366
    Seconded.
    "Your skills might come...useful.Make your choice."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:24 No.14776448
    >Reveal yourself and offer them a place in your new order if they serve.

    This is my vote.

    I would also suggest that we brand them with the tentacle hand from >>14776357 if they refuse.
    Then send them off into the Abyss to fend for themselves. Best of luck with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:25 No.14776450
    >>14776419
    Fix them up.

    As it says in the Evil Overlord List, it's usually a good practice to spare the life of someone who saved you, if only because it will promote such actions in the future.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:25 No.14776451
    >>14776419

    Another vote for reveal.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:28 No.14776471
    >Reveal true form
    >Fix them up
    >Offer them positions as your worshippers
    >If they refuse, tentacle-hand and exile to the Abyss

    I like this plan. It's even possible that they might survive and come back as a nemesis if we exile them- how exciting!
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)13:31 No.14776501
    You deactivate your illusionary disguise with a thought, as you lean in over the duergar to give his injured eyes a good full look at your horrific cephalopod form. Even despite his reduced vision, you se him startle, probably recalling how his kind is so often enslaved or preyed on by illithids. In your slightly bubbling, hissing true voice you deliver your ultimatum.

    "I finally have what I want, and you... both of you are now no longer useful. However, I am not unreasonable. If you swear to join me, and serve me unquestioningly, I will save your life and even give you my blessing of new flesh.

    If not, you can take your own chance in the Abyss."

    Unsurprisingly, after a moment of contemplation, the duergar nods. Unfortunately it seems the elf is unconscious, or out of it enough that she can make to visible sign that she has heard. The dwarf has agreed, at least.

    What do you do with the two now?

    "I... I agree. I'd rather serve ye than be eaten by some vrock..."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:31 No.14776504
    Wait, how about we turn the elf into a dorf, and the dorf into an elf?
    Any transformation will heal the target, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:34 No.14776522
    Probably make the elf into something reminiscent of a Mind Flayer- that would be very insulting to such a pure being. And we get another bitch.

    The dwarf... I'm not sure about. Let's hear some ideas.
    >> Flaser !!kWYEewwmdrm 05/01/11(Sun)13:37 No.14776543
    Fix them up, so they don't die immediately...

    ...then REVEAL ourselves. Next proceed to change our body to something more durable (maybe a bit more palatable to their humanoid more) before their very eyes.

    The very point of our order is that we've transcended the flesh.

    "Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:38 No.14776549
    I think we should brand our most loyal followers with some kind of mark. Something to do with Mind Flayers, or the artifact.

    Or... Heh... Maybe the Elder Sign.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:39 No.14776563
    >>14776522
    The dwarf has agreed to help us of his own free will. As his reward, we should turn him into something that still has a connection with the earth.

    I say a gargoyle.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:40 No.14776573
    >>14776563
    >Gargoyle

    That made me grin. I like it very much.
    Out of interest, are there any other things we can think of along this train of thought?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:43 No.14776604
    >>14776573
    Well, copper dragons are earth type, right? Including really small, female ones?
    >Trollface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:43 No.14776606
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    >>14776563

    Seconding the Gargoyle.

    Wait, are D&D Gargoyles made of stone or flesh? Can the Despoiler make such a transformation?

    Oh, and let him keep his beard. A massive, stony beard that he can bludgeon people to death with.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)13:44 No.14776607
    ((Just a note of reminder for you guys. I love all the creativity going on, but if you want to change something with the despoiler, I need to know some semi-solid information. At least species, sex and anything special you want to make sure happens. It'll help me a lot!))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:46 No.14776627
    >>14776607
    I'm voting for Male Stone Gargoyle for the dwarf. He might be made of a precious metal. Dorfs love metals and gems.

    Let's wake the Elf up.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:46 No.14776629
    >>14776606

    >A massive, stony beard that he can bludgeon people to death with.

    Is it not the dream of every dwarf to kill someone with their beloved facial hair?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:48 No.14776648
    >>14776606

    Is there such a thing as a female gargoyle? I like the idea of building us a harem.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:48 No.14776649
    >>14776629
    They give bonus points for not having to cut it off/set it on fire to do so.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:48 No.14776651
    >>14776627
    This. Silver Gargoyle encrusted with finest gems.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:49 No.14776664
    >>14776651

    Menacing with spikes of adamantine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:51 No.14776681
    >>14776664
    >>14776651
    >>14776627
    And don't forget the beard.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:52 No.14776690
    >>14776648
    I think the Dorf deserves this reward but, if we're going for the 'MY BITCHES' side of being an evil overlord, then I suppose we can add a shiny female gargoyle to the upcoming orgy.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:54 No.14776709
    >>14776690
    But if we make him female and sexy, he can't have the beard.

    I say keep him male. Make him some kind of Warlord in your service, so he can make use of his inpenetrable hide.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)13:55 No.14776719
    The duergar swallows hard as you touch him gently with the writhing wand.

    Instantly his charred, grey skin begins to harden, and he soon stands up as his wounds close. His form becomes taller, and twin batwings spring from his shoulders. His face becomes twisted, almost demonic, and his hands and feet grow wicked-looking claws. A thrashing tail swings behind him as his skin hardens, becoming shiny as if made from metal. He stares down at his new form in surprise, grunting. The erinyes blinks and studies the ex-dwarf, hoping your whims won't extend to her again.

    "Not bad" the gargoyle mumbles, flexing his stronger muscles.

    Now, what do you wish to do with the elf, and did you wish to make any alterations to yourself?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:57 No.14776732
    >>14776719
    Wake her up, first of all. Make the offer.

    Also, check we are well endowed. If this is not the case, make it so.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)13:57 No.14776737
    >>14776732

    This.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:00 No.14776755
    >>14776719
    We should keep our ilithid head, if only to be recognizable. We should get a bony or metalic hide of some sort. And we NEED a hand with good enough grip on the wand that it may as well be part of our arm.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)14:00 No.14776756
    >>14776732

    ((Mind flayers don't have reproductive organs in the way humans do. Heck, they don't even really have sexes.))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:01 No.14776763
    I'd say we turn ourself into a sexy herm of some kind. Think Slaanesh. Something most races and genders would want to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:06 No.14776819
    >>14776756
    We can't effectively humiliate our new female minions unless we can 'encounter' them on their own level. Give ourself genitals.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)14:07 No.14776822
    You lean in over the wounded elf, letting the gargoyle'd dwarf get his bearings. You try to stir her, and it's fairly obvious even to you that she will not live long unless attended. Her eyes flutter open, filled with terror. You repeat the offer you made to the duergar as a telepathic message. Finally, the burned elf nods, not able to speak. It seems she prefers life in servitude over death.

    What next?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:09 No.14776840
    >>14776822
    Ooookay, forms. Something that humiliates her, but at the same time is practical. Firing blanks here, maybe drow. What does she despise?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:10 No.14776842
    >>14776822
    Turn her into an abomination- a female elf/illithid cross we ourselves can find atleast somewhat attractive, with mortal female genitals.

    Also, give ourselves a penis.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:11 No.14776865
    NYMPH
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:11 No.14776869
    >>14776840
    Elf. That we can fleshform. And we are an evil Overlord (or in the process of becoming one).

    Orc. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:12 No.14776880
    >>14776842
    This. A thousand times, this.
    You described her as an uptight elf- there is nothing she will find more abhorrant than being merged with our kind. And then, along with the Balor and anyone else we'll end up turning, we'll use her.

    You know, physically.

    So yeah, we also need to grow a penis sometime soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:13 No.14776886
    >>14776842
    something like this, but lets make it a barbed penis. for ya know "effect"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:13 No.14776893
    >>14776865
    Seconding this, because it's the most reasonable suggestion.

    This isn't a fapfic.
    And even if it were, you don't rape your willing minions. We have enough enemies.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:14 No.14776902
    >>14776886
    ...We're turning ourself into a cat/illithid hybrid?

    >notsureifwant.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:15 No.14776911
    >>14776902
    We're evil. If our penis isn't barbed our minions wont respect us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:15 No.14776913
    Turn ourselves into a female elf. Turn the elf into a well-endowed male. Mindflayers are sexless, what's to say we identify as male?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:15 No.14776916
    I like the Elf/Illithid merge. If she's as high and mighty as you describe, this will destroy her emotionally.

    >>14776886
    Not sure. It makes sense but... Not sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:15 No.14776920
    >>14776893

    Bro, this can only end in a fapfic.
    Assuming OP isn't disgusted at our horniness and quits after this run.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:18 No.14776939
    >>14776913
    The name 'Al', as we have been known as to the mortals.
    Some genderswap may happen as some point, but we should never taint our beautiful Illithid form.

    Apart from genitals. The perfect torture devices.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:19 No.14776949
    >>14776913
    Because male fa/tg/uys want to fuck bitches, probably.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:20 No.14776955
    Elf/Mindflayer hybrid. Impressively sized barb penis for self.

    GO.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:20 No.14776961
    >>14776939
    Taint, no.
    Add wings and armour and claws and the ability to shoot lightning out our arse...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:21 No.14776964
    >>14776939
    Well what are we going to do?
    If we try to subtly infuence people at the start, than something inconspicous is best.
    Or, cater to the obscene needs of the ruling classes? Slaaneshi herm thing.
    I personaly would go for the mad warlord thing, and that would need some of the squishyer flesh to be replaced by boneplates, barbed spikes, etc.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:21 No.14776968
    >>14776893
    >>14776865
    Going with these guys.
    It's one thing to do horrible things to our enemies, but it's another when it's one of our minions who joined of their own free will.
    Enemies are easy enough to acquire, I'd rather not have minions that despise us as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:23 No.14776977
    >>14776955
    In my opinion, this.
    They'll learn to like it. If not, we alter their brain chemistry.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:24 No.14776984
    Something tells me that, despite starting the sexual thing to humiliate our new minions and establish authority, we're going to start to enjoy it more and more.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)14:24 No.14776986
    You gently tap the elf's forehead, and immediately her badly damaged form begins to re-knit and twist as it changes. She becomes taller, and her features change. Her eyes become deep black and her head hairless. Her fingers merge into a three-fingered hand, as do the toes on her feet. Her curvy form becomes more slender and gaunt, and a pair of tentacles frame her unnaturally slender chin. She stares down at herself in abject horror.

    "NO! What have you done to me?" her voice carries the same sibilance and bubbling quality as your own.

    As for genitalia... you suppose it can't hurt, and grow a nicely sized organ beneath your robes. It feels unnatural to you, however, and doesn't fit your body at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:26 No.14776998
    I remember a thread mentioning some winged elf subrace with a bite attack that can disembowel vrocks.
    How about that?
    Wings for everyone!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:26 No.14777003
    >>14776893
    >Seconding the nymph suggestion rather than the orc suggestion, to avoid fapfic.
    >LaughingFey.jpg
    Being evil and not taking the opportunity to turn an elf into an orc.
    >MelkorIsDissappoint.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:28 No.14777012
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    >>14776986

    Remove the offending organ at once. An evil and exalted being of our stature does not need to debase himself with pleasures of the body, when he can already feast so readily upon the pleasures of the mind.

    Also, transmute our flesh to something a bit more durable, so that we might laugh as the sharpened blades of impudent knights bounce uselessly off our hide.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:28 No.14777018
    >>14776986
    "You're subject to my will now. I have altered your form- pray I don't alter it any further."

    Turn the wounded creatures around us into miniature replicas of bone. When we find a base of operations, we can return them to full size and decorate our halls with them, frozen as statues of glorious gold and gems.

    Then gather our followers. We head for the material plane, and from there, to glory.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:28 No.14777020
    >>14777012
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:28 No.14777021
    >>14776986
    " We have remade your flesh in our image. Glorius, isn't it?"
    Dammit, should've let her keep the hair and curves. Doh well, it's not like Al has a proper sex drive.

    >snakes. eakets
    Lord Inglip wants us to make more snake-ish things. Also, an eal parakeet hybrid.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:29 No.14777023
    >>14777012
    Besides, we already have tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:30 No.14777040
    >>14777018
    >Turn the wounded creatures around us into miniature replicas of bone. When we find a base of operations, we can return them to full size and decorate our halls with them, frozen as statues of glorious gold and gems.

    Ooh hoo hoo. Smart.
    We've already established we can alter size and substance. We can probably preserve the life in an unliving form too. Let's go with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:30 No.14777041
    Tell her we'll turn her into a nymph if she serves us well. Our minions need an incentive to not just fuck off and betray us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:31 No.14777045
    >>14777012

    Why did people even suggest giving an Illithid a dick anyway?

    OP, stop listening to the horndogs.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:31 No.14777049
    >>14776986
    Act insulted that she doesn't like her superior new form.
    (we don't understand why anybody wouldn't want to be an illithid)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:33 No.14777060
    >>14777012

    This.

    We already got the brains, let's give ourself some brawn.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:33 No.14777063
    >>14777045
    You're in a quest thread about an artifact which alters the body. What the hell do you expect is going to happen.

    Besides, it shows your authority over these otherwise risky underlings. The Balor would be dangerous if you hadn't altered him, and the elf would likely betray you first chance she gets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:35 No.14777077
    >>14777063
    In addition, the Mind Flayer form is a wonderful one. Why would she ever want anything else.
    The elven essence in the form is probably just so she can get used to it faster.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:37 No.14777092
    >>14777063

    Somehow I don't think the risk of being raped is more abominable to either of them than having a skull-sucking worm shoved up into their brainstem or tentacles groping their face like a succulent morsel.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:37 No.14777094
    I agree that we should boost our form with natural armour, possibly wings. Keep the penis.

    Then do this: >>14777018
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:37 No.14777097
    >>14777041
    That makes for good incentive. I like it.
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:37 No.14777099
    >>14776986
    "I've made you into something beautiful, something powerful, something... unique." The illthid says, caressing her shoulder.
    "Like you always were.... but if you don't like it, there's no need to despair. With the wand of flesh, it can be a mere transitive state towards an even greater beauty. Serve me well, and who knows?"
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)14:38 No.14777107
    ((I need a moment to finish food. Reading all suggestions))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:39 No.14777119
    >>14777063

    >You're in a quest thread about an artifact which alters the body. What the hell do you expect is going to happen.

    Well I was hoping /tg/ would rise to the occasion and surprise me by not immediately suggesting dicks, tits, and more dicks, but I suppose that was a bit too presumptuous of me.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:40 No.14777124
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    Speaking of boosting our physical frame.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:42 No.14777136
    it is EASIER to use male genitalia as a dominance thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:42 No.14777137
    Okay, so here is what it looks like so far.

    -Body mod. Wings, armour. The new penis is controvertial, but getting rid of it now would kind of defeat the purpose of getting it in the first place.
    -Incentive for the Elf. She may become something better if she serves us well. (When we say a more beautiful form, we probably secretly mean a full Illithid.)
    -Collect barely live enemies, store them for later trophies.

    Then we head to the natural world. Have I forgotten anything?
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)14:43 No.14777139
    You caress your newly created half-illithid servant and deliver your offer that if she serves you well she will be rewarded with a more agreeable form (to her). She stares at you.

    "Please change me back... into something... anything but this!"

    You take the opportunity to alter yourself instead, adding a full foot of height and several pounds of muscle to your wiry frame. A pair of bat-like membranous wings sprout from your shoulders, but you decide to dispense with the experimental genitals again. Mayhap they will be useful later.

    There. Did you wish to turn the remaining corpses into tiny figurines, or do something else?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:44 No.14777141
    >>14777137

    Yes, we need to give the elf a specific form to achieve. If I were in her place, I wouldn't trust Al at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:44 No.14777143
    >>14777137
    consult the eryines on where we should go about setting up our new base of operations.

    Also she needs a new name. I like Aleryna.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:45 No.14777149
    >>14777139

    Tell her that we will slowly restore her form to whatever she wishes as she does deeds for us. For her first deed, she needs to open a portal to wherever the fuck we want to go.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:46 No.14777151
    >>14777139
    >you decide to dispense with the experimental genitals again
    >dispense

    So do we have it or not?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:47 No.14777156
    >>14777143
    Well, we already go by Al. I think naming her "peggy" would be appropriate
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:49 No.14777169
    >>14777139
    "Is it really that distasteful for you? Tentacles suit you." Al says, making a gurgling chuckle.
    "Alright, I'm feeling charitable. Remember- nothing is permanent now."
    Change her into a female half orc/ half drow. And because we're feeling whimsical modify her digestive track so that she can only stomach raw meat.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:49 No.14777172
    >>14777139
    Order your gargoyle to collect physical trophies from the bodies. You are nearly ready to set out again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:50 No.14777178
    >>14777156
    What's the infernal word for Bitch?

    I vote for that
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:50 No.14777179
    >>14777139
    Definately do the figurines. There's no reason not to.

    >>14777151
    This. Did the Anti-Genital League ruin our fun or not?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:51 No.14777183
    ITT: We, instead of making ourself fully armoured, give ourself yet another dangly sensitive organ, with no common use, instead of just shifting it in when we need it.

    At the very least, make it retractable or less sensitive or something.

    Alternatively, make it prehensile and carry around a tiny shiv, just for hilarious attacks of opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:51 No.14777190
    >>14777178
    PHAHAHA! OH GOD, YES!
    The elf can keep whatever her current name was.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:53 No.14777208
    >>14777183
    >retractable
    Makes sense.

    Anyway, Whatever-The-Infernal-Word-Is-For-Bitch is ancient and wise. Ask her where we should establish our base of operations.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:53 No.14777209
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    >>14777151

    I read that as "got rid of".

    >>14777139

    Transmogrify the flesh about the room into a single lump that can be easily transported along with your new servants. It would be a shame to waste so much good meat by just letting it sit around and rot. Perhaps we can make a golem out of it, or find some other use for a few hundred pounds of skin and bone and muscle later on down the line.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:54 No.14777217
    >>14777169
    I vote to add some infernal planetouched features to that, although that's starting to get into the half-half-halves of things.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:54 No.14777221
    >>14777209
    Right. And then we're... going someplace. Right?

    ...
    where are we going?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:57 No.14777235
    >>14777208
    >Whatever-The-Infernal-Word-Is-For-Bitch is ancient and wise. Ask her where we should establish our base of operations.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:58 No.14777253
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    >>14777221

    Clearly we're going to go lord our newfound power over the Elder Brain, taking firm control over our fellow Illithid and using our birthplace as the base of our operations.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:59 No.14777257
    >>14777217
    Alright- I like the idea of giving her the combined form of the most common enemies of elven kind.

    Let her keep her eye color though- that way we can tell everyone apart, even when we get into the more exotic forms.

    By the way, what are the Gargolyes and Wizards names?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)14:59 No.14777259
    >>14777221
    we should set up a base of operations first.
    perhaps it could be a church on the material plane.
    we could attract a small following by doing miracles.
    Cultists could be very useful commodity
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:00 No.14777265
    >>14777253
    Are we bad enough dudes/squids to do this? Let's not get curbstomped after we got our shiny new toy.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:01 No.14777272
    >>14777253
    This. The Elder Brain is alive, and we have a tool that modifies life. We can alter the brain chemistry and assume control over all the other Mind Flayers.

    But we should also ask Balor-Bitch if she has any advice, seeing how ancient she is.

    (OP, make up a word which is infernal for Bitch.)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:02 No.14777288
    >>14777265
    Yeah, killing the elder brain is on our list of priorities but right now let's just concentrate on looting this place and then picking a new place for our servants and ourselves to live.

    Also- can we hate the elder brain for being a lie? Basically, instead of granting eternal life to all the illthid brains it consumes in the form of a hivemind, it just gets all the illthids memories.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:04 No.14777298
    >>14777288
    Do we actually know that IC, though?
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)15:04 No.14777311
    You wave the erinyes to your side. She pads up, concealing her form as much as she can. Modesty from a devil? Apparently she really is humiliated by this. You recall an insult in abyssal you heard long ago.

    "Your new name is Xura. You will tell me everything about this place."

    The erinyes glowers at you, but reluctantly starts listing off facts about the stronghold. Unfortunately it appears that the balor she was was merely an underling under the local overlord, who in turn serves Graz'zt.

    You transmute the remaining corpses of your adventurer friends and minions into tiny bone statues. This leaves you with four tiny, realistic-looking toys that may be of use later. The demon corpses already decayed beyond use.

    Will you transmute anyone further right now, or depart? Or stay?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:04 No.14777314
    Wow, I was the fourth poster who suggested illitihid in the first place. Though not surprising, a lot of this talk is dissapointing. What our agenda should be:

    -Convert all of the spare flesh into an easily transportable form.
    -Create flesh and bony collars/spinal implants that are semi intelligent and can psionically speak to each other to allow communication (and some control) over hosts. Give to our three new servants.
    -Gate into an area where there is a massive amount of organic flesh/plants/anything
    -Make an enormous living hall (with tentacles for effect) and furnish with living accomodations for an army
    -Shape a pair self reproducing muscular and mindless illithari-warriors and leave them to consume the rest of the plane (no need to go into details of the reproduction) until everything has been assimilated.
    -Send each of our three generals to a different plane with an army. We will seek revenge back home.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:06 No.14777325
    In regards to transporting the flesh, I like the idea of transforming them all into bone miniatures. We know we can alter size, and it's more creepy than just a ball of flesh. Then we can pick which ones to feast on, and which ones to make into gold statues.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:08 No.14777355
    >>14777311
    Gah. So much for having a base in the abyss.
    "In return for giving you a more palatable form- do you think you can throw open a return portal? I am powerful, but at the moment I don't think we have what it takes to stand up against the overfiend here."
    If she does, give her the half orc/drow body as suggested above.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:09 No.14777361
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    >>14777314

    Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:10 No.14777369
    >>14777325
    Am I the only one getting the "essential essences" vibe from "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward"? Regardless, I love the idea of storing millions of great minds and powerful guardians in tiny unliving form.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:11 No.14777376
    >>14777355
    So we're going to alter the Elder Brain's brain chemistry so that we have control. With enough fiddling, we can cut the Elder Brain out of the equation completely, but it's a good start. Then we begin.

    I like this plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:11 No.14777380
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    >>14777314

    >-Gate into an area where there is a massive amount of organic flesh/plants/anything
    >-Make an enormous living hall (with tentacles for effect) and furnish with living accomodations for an army

    This. One can hardly be an accomplished and respected fleshshaper unless one is riding around in the spacious gullet of some horrible mutant behemoth covered in tentacles and Beholder-laser-eyes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:12 No.14777387
    >>14777314
    Hey, we can move slow, take the time to experiment with our new toy, learn it's ins and outs. We've got all the time in the world.

    For example- does the device work on plantmatter?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:13 No.14777404
    >>14777369
    Every week or so, we take a break from conquest to stay in our base to play tabletop games with the miniatures.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:14 No.14777413
    Insult the Balor. Tell her that despite having an artifact of such immense power, she only used it to satisfy her own primitive flesh lusts, rather than loftier goals.

    As an example of such a goal, she could have transmuted many demons into high ranking devils. These devils would be trusted implicitly to be lawful by other devils. When they go about breaking contracts and promises with abandon, the chaos they would wreak among the lawful devils would be grand and magnificent.

    But of course, the Balor never thought of that. For he was too stupid to even have such ambitions.

    You are not.

    Your first goal with this new power is to return to your old hive and consume all within, including the Elder Brain. This will be the price they will pay for not acknowledging your patent superiority. The knowledge and psionic strength you will gain through this act will be... formidable.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:15 No.14777416
    >>14777325
    vote for this. See if we can't revive allies in improved forms later on.

    Also- bone collar for Xur that links directly into her spine. As long as she wears it we know where she is, and can send a nice psykic shock to her brain. Trying to remove it will paralyze her
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:16 No.14777430
    So what is despoiler of flesh exactly?

    What does it do?


    And what are our goals now?
    Maybe we should take out the devils bosses or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:16 No.14777439
    It looks like it's a divide between collecting flesh and assuming control of our Mind Flayer home colony first.

    Which will it be?
    I vote for the Elder Brain modification plan.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)15:18 No.14777463
    Two choices:

    Establish a home base here

    Or

    Return to the material plane.

    Please post actions in the form of immediate goals. "Go there and there and do these five things" would involve like six GM posts with no player interaction. Try to focus on interacting with the NPC's and take direct actions primarily.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:20 No.14777482
    >>14777430
    >So what is despoiler of flesh exactly?
    You didn't read the thread. I suggest you do.
    In a nutshell, it lets us alter a lifeform into anything we want. Our current goal is to take over the Elder Brain, amass flesh to use as a building material, and find the time to fuck our new bitches.

    Sorry, I mean 'Xuras'.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:20 No.14777487
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    >>14777361
    Sure thing, it's called /tg/. You probably haven't heard of it. It's pretty obscure,

    Anyways, other details.
    -Our devil advisor is likely unclothed. Give her some organic armor, preferably guarding joints with sinews and other areas with bone. feathers are fragile (and flammable), give her whatever organ lets beholders fly/levitate instead. If her vorpal sword is still around make sure she acquires it.
    -Our gargoyle guard is poorly equipped. give him some fire breath (dragon organ) to make him more adaptable when he can't fly.
    -Our elf may be properly humiliated but she won't be much use in battle. Give her massive psionic powers to make her more useful. But put a fail safe in so that she can't ever direct them towards us. The spinal implant could accomplish this. Also, bio-armor.
    -We need to make a force that can effectively fight in the underdark and better than illithids can. I would suggest pseudo-natural bullettes or wurms with riders strapped to them in modified pustules. But we'll need more biomass for either.
    -All of our servants need a distinguishing mark. We must make ourselves known in this world and all worlds. Tentacles are good. Extra eyes, spinal implants with jutting spikes, and retractable bonespikes are also good.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:21 No.14777499
    So .... can we make ourself even more powerful?

    Like add another super-augmented brain?
    Magic generating organs of immense power?
    Natural magic protection to EVERYTHING.
    Adamantine bones.
    Mythril hide.
    Diamond nails, etc, etc

    anyone have more ideas? We don't shy of completely altering ourself just to become more powerful, it seems that Balor was too proud to do things like that to himself (or stupid)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:22 No.14777515
    I like the dwarf.

    Maybe we should reward him by making his form dwarfish again but with all the previous benefits?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:22 No.14777518
    >>14777463
    Make the elf create gate to Mind Flayer colony we came from.

    What was her name, anyway?
    (Who thinks we should name her the elven word for bitch?)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:23 No.14777529
    >>14777487
    All good suggestions, and I second them.

    As for this choice >>14777463
    Go back to the Material Plane; we don't want to be around when the local overlord comes around to investigate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:24 No.14777538
    >>14777487
    >>14777518
    Do these.

    >>14777515
    He already seems to like the gargoyle form.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:25 No.14777547
    Oh boy. This is going to turn into Yawgmoth and Phyrexia really damn quickly. And I like it. Did anyone suggest be make our own living world/plane yet? Need to kill a lot of people and harvest a lot of flesh for that...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:25 No.14777550
    >>14777499
    Well, as was mentioned in
    >>14777487
    >-Our gargoyle guard is poorly equipped. give him some fire breath (dragon organ) to make him more adaptable when he can't fly.
    we can slap in a dragon heart, which is responsible for most of their magical shenanigans, iirc. Breathing fire, flying, etc.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:26 No.14777557
    >>14777463
    The former illthid holds his scepter in one hand, weighing it carefully for a moment. Such a little thing. And yet so much power.
    "Xur. Whoever gave you this toy foolish to have ever let this device fall into such weak and incapable hands. And such a lack of insight, of inspiration." Al sighs, melodramatically rustling his tentacles as he lifts the despoiler of flesh. A heavy bone collar grows from around Xur's neck, linking into her nervous system.
    "Thankfully, I do not lack your stale ambition and lack of foresight." He continues, before turning to his servants.
    "We're going before we're noticed. Wizard Illyana. Open a portal to the material realm. Do it and I will give you a form you may find more palatable." He says, wraping a clawed arm around her shoulders. "Which is a shame, because, my dear, you are simply ravishing in this form."
    "Druegar now gargoyle. You haven't complained yet. I like that."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:27 No.14777573
    >>14777550
    Oh, also that terror gland, which will be a nice little boost to our already formidable appearence.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:27 No.14777575
    >>14777557
    Are you OP? You forgot the name.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)15:28 No.14777585
    You walk over to the elf-illithid ( her name is Iriana Darkwind) and ask her.

    In return for giving you a more palatable form- do you think you can throw open a return portal? I am powerful, but at the moment I don't think we have what it takes to stand up against the overfiend here."

    She nods fervently, looking all too eager to escape her situation. You also seem to recall that the Despoiler, while powerful, is ineffectual against godlike or demi-godlike beings. So while it would probably work on an Elder Brain, it would almost certainly have no effect on a creature like Graz'zt. Your elf servant asks if you have a specific location in mind.

    Do you perform any more alterations to yourself or your servants? And do you keep your promise to the elf? If so, what do you change her into?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:28 No.14777589
    >>14777575
    I don't think that's OP. Just some good dialogue.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:32 No.14777615
    >>14777585
    Add the spinal psionic control & communication collars to each of your new generals. We're heading for the Mind Flayer colony. As close to the Elder Brain as we can get- the sooner we reach it, the less Mind Flayers that have to be wasted.

    The control collars should also provide a general boost. Psionic for the elf, martial for the Dwarf, and magic for the bitch. I mean the Xura.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:33 No.14777629
    >>14777585
    We should probably arrive at whatever safehouse or other secure area we had before we came to the Abyss.
    We just fought a huge battle, so the magical abilities of our servants, as well as those of ourselves, might be somewhat drained and in no condition to fight against an Elder Brain that is at full power.

    As for a more pleasing form, give her the form of a drow, so that she still has incentive to work for us.

    And don't forget Xur's vorpal blade.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:33 No.14777636
    >>14777557
    He wrinkles his brow for a moment.
    "There. Now you can breath fire Duergar now gargoyle."
    Xuras finds her own form changed, bones sprouting from her skin to cover her vital areas and joints, and her wings slowly molting of feathers, revealing leathery bat like membranes.
    If the Wizard Illyana has made a portal, reward her by giving her the above mentioned half orc/half drow body. Consider growing a mouth just to show her a troll face.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:34 No.14777653
    >>14777615
    Oh, and inch her further toward Elf than Mind Flayer.

    It's probably our plan that, if we find a way to increase our influence over her in general, we shift her closer to a Mind Flayer.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:34 No.14777656
    >>14777585
    Changing ourself can come when we have the chance to do it in a safe environment, and have taken more time to consider the possible upgrades and any pros/cons.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:35 No.14777662
    >>14777629
    >As for a more pleasing form, give her the form of a drow, so that she still has incentive to work for us.
    if she complains, note that she is just impossible to please
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:37 No.14777681
    This session should end with us assuming control of the Mind Flayer colony, and then retiring to the royal bedroom with Xura and Illyana. If it does, then it is the best quest in a while and I will look forward to the next session.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:39 No.14777700
    >>14777681
    Did I say Illiana? I meant Iriana.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:40 No.14777714
    >>14777615
    >>14777636
    >These, along with Iriana now being unable to digest anything but raw meat.
    As Druegar now gargoyle, Iriana now half orc half drow make ready, return to Xuras.
    "Take one last look at this. This fortress, this plane- once under your iron fist rule. Now gone. Forever. Even if you somehow managed to kill me and retrieve the scepter of flesh, unlikely, you would never be able to stand before your infernal peers for having been reduced to such a form for a single moment."
    He takes amoment to twirl a claw like finger in her hair, his skin gleaming in the half light.
    "But I know your kind. You had rivals, yes? Fools who refused to recognize your greatness? Serve me, and one day you will return to this dimension, to crush those stupid benighted fools too weak to see your vision. Who knows? Maybe I'll even let you rule here. In my name, of course."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:41 No.14777717
    >>14777487

    I'm thirding these quite logical suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:41 No.14777722
    -Control/Power Augmentation collars
    -Portal to Elder Brain Lair
    -Iriana to Drow

    GOGOGO!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:43 No.14777742
    >>14777585
    >And do you keep your promise to the elf?

    yes

    We need to establish that we keep to our word. So never give empty promises.

    >Do you perform any more alterations to yourself or your servants?

    yes
    these >>14777499 is possible. (or if someone has better idea)

    Ask the dwarfgoyle if he wants different kind of alternation. Maybe he doesn't really like gargoyle form, who knows? We could potentially make him look like he did before but have the same resistance and strength as the gargoyle.
    Heck, we might even add retractable wings and make and he'd be a flying dwarf. How funny would that be?
    But seriously, the dwarf is pretty cool (at least for now)m we might as well do something better for him.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:45 No.14777768
    how big of an area can the despoiler of flesh cover?
    How fast can it change individuals?

    If we play this right, we could zip through the illthid colony, and turn all the idiots who didn't see our vision into stumpy forms no better then a brain holding receptacle.
    And then feast.
    Oh goodness- we may need to give ourselves a larger stomach to consume all of these brains.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:47 No.14777779
    I like that we are now essentially a mini-cthulhu in physical form. We should totally run with that idea. More ideas:

    -For the biomass problem here is one solution: Find a plant or, if our powers only work on animals, a plant-type monster. Gate it to the positive energy plane. Let it grow uncontrollably through accelerated life cycles. Harvest biomass. The idea of a base of operations for an evil guy on the positive energy plane is delicious.
    -Upon reaching the elder brain target it's frontal cortex (intelligent thought) and implant it with another psionic implant. Although now I seem to like the idea of actually PUTTING the elder brain into a body befitting its power.
    -Call a meeting of all the illithids through the elder brain. Explain that time is short and that we are an avatar of Ilsensine (the god of mindflayers) and they must aide us in our eternal quest for dominion over all life forms.
    -Need to find a steady supply of brains to feed our new minions.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:48 No.14777799
    Portal to our home in the prime material.
    Dorfgoyle goes first, then bitch, then us, Iriana last.
    Transform Iriana to drow female.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:51 No.14777831
    Not half Drow/half orc?

    Come onnnnn- dusky skin, and improbable boobs with dem tusks and xbox huge muscles?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:52 No.14777844
    >>14777779
    >Call a meeting of all the illithids through the elder brain. Explain that time is short and that we are an avatar of Ilsensine (the god of mindflayers) and they must aide us in our eternal quest for dominion over all life forms.

    Unnecessary. All Illithids still part of the colony are essentially connected by and to the Elder Brain. If we control/replace the Elder Brain, we control the Illithid colony.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:54 No.14777859
    >>14777831
    She probably won't see that as much of an improvement over Illithid/Elf. And so, she won't trust us.

    Atleast a Drow shows SOME progress toward something she would prefer.

    [If we woo her, we can get her to come all the way back to Illithid form, or anything else we want]
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:56 No.14777873
    Could we make a tree that literally grows brains?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)15:57 No.14777882
    >>14777859
    I think earning the adoration of our, ah, 'Xuras' is an agreeable side-quest in itself.

    We can still sleep with them, of course. But over time we can make them WANT IT.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)16:00 No.14777911
    ((All people posting "laundry lists" of things to do: As explained, I will ignore these because they stop player interaction and just turn it into a storytelling session. If you want things to happen, suggest small steps one by one on how to achieve your immediate goal.

    Just a friendly reminder again.))

    You deliver a scatching series of humiliating insults to Xura, and watch as the former balor's features crumble. How easy she was to break in her abject pride.

    You ask Iriana to open a portal to your safehouse on the material plane. The Despoiler only works on beings you physically touch with it, and you are quite spent after battling your way through the hordes of demons. However, you give each of your minions a collar made from living tissue, set to react to your mental commands.

    With an amused thought, you reshape Iriana again. Her body fills out, becoming a dusky greyish-green hue, growing rather muscular and more feminine again. Her face becomes a rather noble-looking orc-elf crossbreed, with small tusks and an aquiline nose, with pale hair in long dreadlocks down to her lower back. As she is staring down at her body in shock again, you adress her.

    "This is more to your liking, hmm?"

    And with that, carrying the satchel filled with your bone statuettes, and holding the despoiler, you and your new minions step through the portal and arrive in a comfortable room in a secluded tower in the city of Darkport. You look around, feeling much more comfortable here. Upstairs is your arcane laboratory and bedchambers, downstairs is the kitchen, eating room and exit into the small port town.

    Your minions, naked and uncomfortable in their new forms, shuffle around.

    What do you do now?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:02 No.14777926
    >>14777911
    Direct our Gargoyle warlord to plan an incursion into the Mind Flayer colony.

    Get busy in the bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:02 No.14777929
    >>14777873
    A tree that grows brains/and blank slate bodies.
    Solved the illthids food and population problem in one fell swoop.
    Hmm.
    Do we want that though?
    The Illthids will always follow the elder brain-fanatically devoted to it.Understandable because they think it's their gateway to immortality.
    Unless we can convince them that we're superior, they'll probably never accept our rule
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:02 No.14777930
    Because I feel like making suggestions more than deciding what Al actually wants to do here is a proposed sliding scale of elf-form hate:

    -Elf
    -ugly Elf
    -Half Elf
    -Undead Vampire Elf
    -Elan (aberration)
    -Drow
    -Orc
    -Illithid
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:04 No.14777944
    >>14777926
    This.

    You don't want a laundy list of commands? Then here is the first step. Assert dominance. The rest will happen after.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:05 No.14777950
    >>14777929
    That's not a problem. The plan is to assume control over the Elder Brain by altering it's brain chemistry with the Despoiler.

    >>14777926
    >>14777944
    These.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:07 No.14777961
    We should turn ourselves into a less unaccepted form now. I mean, it feels below us to run around with a Hat of Disguise when we can just change ourselves to be a handsome-looking humanoid. Also, we don't have a dick. If we're going to have sex with anything we need to fix that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:08 No.14777966
    -We should psionically garb of ourselves in disguised human form. Clothing too. No need to risk any unnecessary interest.
    -Take a night's meditation. Leave the three of them free to wander in human form. Direct them to where the kitchen and sleeping quarters are.
    -Use the staff to seal it into our arm for the night so no one can try to relive us of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:11 No.14777991
    >>14777926
    >Get busy in the bedroom.

    No

    take your waifu and fetish fantasies to somewhere else.

    >>14777911
    >You deliver a scatching series of humiliating insults to Xura, and watch as the former balor's features crumble.

    OP, could you link the post you are using?
    Makes it easier for the players.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:12 No.14778002
    >>14777911
    "Well. That was fun, wasn't it?" Al says neutrally,
    "Hmm. So much to do so much to do. We need to take stock, organize, create." The illthid begins pacing, and turns to his two lieutenants. "Iriana, ah the tusks suit you so. Not as good as tentacles, but, well, what is? Duergar now Gargolye- you have served well. Have the ability to breathe fire."
    He says, tapping the dispoiler of flesh on his forehead.
    "Hmmm. This is good, but not enough. A signifier is needed."
    He taps each of his servants on the head. On their right shoulder, a small circle within a circle pattern forms, smooth to the touch.
    He rests his hands on his hips. "Good, good. Oh you must excuse my giddiness." his voice running across his minions minds like a dead fish being dragged across their spines.
    "Xura- you were a steward of sorts, yes? I need inventories taken, lists made, plans drawn. I'm planning a little trip to the underdark in the future."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:14 No.14778016
    >>14777961
    Turn into a dragon for now. It'll keep minor threats from doing pretty much anything to us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:19 No.14778066
    >>14778002
    >>14777961
    THe litthid turns the wand on himself, tapping himself again and again as he moves through several forms.
    A handsome dark elf male, a lithe and winsome female orc, broad shouldered and burly human with dark brown hair.
    "Good, but still, lacking something..." He says, currently in the form of a thin tall pale elf. He sighs and taps the despoiler to his forehead one more time, settling on.... well, a vaguely elfin, thin form, withlong delicate limbs and androgyneous facial features.
    "This will do for now." He says, his voice braking. Agh, vocal cords. How do they fucking work?
    "I am retiring to meditiate. Xura, Iriana, if you wish to have sexual relations, I will be more then willing to offer you a boon in return."
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)16:20 No.14778079
    You direct Xura and the dwarfgoyle (do you wish to name him too?) to start planning an underdark expedition. You also enchance the dwarfgoyle with firebreath and mark each of your minions with a circle.

    "Master, do I need to be this... this thing?" Iriana mopes, looking miserable.

    You stroll around the floor a bit, pondering. You could either maintain an illusionary disguise, or change yourself. So far you have been loath to, but it seems safe enough.

    ((I'm reluctant to put in bedroom stuff, and a mind flayer still has no reproductive organs or sex drive, unless I'm mistaken))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:21 No.14778086
    >>14777991
    Again, thread about an evil Illithid turning people into sexy creatures with a magical artifact. Let the fapfags have their fun, and then we can get onto the important stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:23 No.14778108
    >>14778079
    Yeah, forget about sex drive. We should test out the limits of the Despoiler - try small in the form of a halfling or something, then go big - dragon style.
    >> Alpharius 05/01/11(Sun)16:23 No.14778115
    >>14777991

    >take your waifu and fetish fantasies to somewhere else.
    You DO realize this quest is about an item created by a king so he could simulate fucking his daughters by transforming slaves into duplicates of them right?

    Compared to that the occasional "Fade to black with silly comments heard(Ala Fable)" is all in good fun Mr. Prude.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:23 No.14778118
    >>14778079
    Alright- remember you just fade to black. No one is expecting you to describe anything.
    Als, Irriana is calling us master? Already? Oh this is progressing much faster then I had hoped.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:24 No.14778125
    >>14778079
    >I'm reluctant to put in bedroom stuff

    Good.

    Please keep at this line of thought.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:24 No.14778126
    -I like the idea of having the biomass generator being a warped aberrant forest. Maybe in time our elf can be it's warden and may even grow to like it's safekeeping. Might make for a nice reward. And for those that have wooing Iriana, this furthers their goals too.

    -Our gargoyle can be in charge of all the military, once its established. He's a trained warrior and in time he'll know how to manage an army. Perhaps we should consider visiting the Deuregar and offering to lead them to ascension as well.

    -Xura will be useful as an advisor. She is used to managing power and is ancient and wise. She can also be trained to lead a small tactical force with vorpal blade and expert maneuverability. Not to mention a lust for blood. Perhaps dominion over devils and demons alike should be a goal. We can make her a merging of ernyes and succubus. Or pitlord and balor. Whichever. With some aberrant tentacles for effect of course.

    -As for our illitid army, we can select the most useful and grant them some transformative abilities in our image. The less useful can be shaped to become lower officers in our army with psionic and physical power at their disposal.

    But I'm getting ahead of myself. For now, we need to discern the quickest path to the Elder Brain. There will obviously be defenses against just teleporting right in. The run and gun method might be the best. But I think we should have some forces with us just in case. And we have a town to explore down below. Anyone up for buying 50 head of cattle with our bone-soon-to-be-gold statues?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:24 No.14778128
    I vote to blueball the fapfags as hard as is illithidly possible.
    >> Alpharius 05/01/11(Sun)16:25 No.14778137
    >>14778108
    See you need to come up with puns and the like for each form of intercourse and use them during the fade to black rather than describing the "Action"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:25 No.14778138
    >>14778079
    Most of the thread suggested just adding and removing as you please.
    Also, use the discreet veil technique. Say it happens. Say how they react, if they really didn't want to, etc. But don't go any further- no details.

    Just knowing it happened, no matter how quietly, is enough for the fapficfags. And to be fair, if people didn't want it to happen, Xura would be an imp right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:26 No.14778144
    >>14778079
    "Hmm. Irianna. An idea comes to me. I am having trouble fixating on a form to take on. Help your master, and I will give you a boon- you may change one feature of your current form."
    Al says, his hands on her shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:26 No.14778148
    >>14778079

    Decide to keep our glorious illithid form. Illusions work just as well.

    "Iriana, have I not been graceful enough to you already? Kindly refrain from begging for something I am loathe to provide you with on my own. Should you want to regain your freedom" - Al lets a small, but unmistakable smirk - a huge deed done by tentacles only! - come to his face ", or your original, although hideous form, it would be best for you to obey me."
    >> Alpharius 05/01/11(Sun)16:28 No.14778174
    >>14778128
    I am against any more that fade to black with puns but you seem to be really fucking insistent to the point where you seem to have issues.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:28 No.14778179
    >>14778148
    Why settle for illusions?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:30 No.14778199
    Remain Illithid (with improvements from Despoiler), decide to use illusions when necessary. Have discreet fade-to-black relationship with Xura and Iriana to satisfy horny readers.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)16:31 No.14778215
    >>14778126

    You have set the dwarfgoyle on planning your Underdark excursion. He's brought out some maps and is already jotting down notes and marking the maps up. Occasionally the odd snort of flame escapes him, as it seems the firebreath has given him a bit of a hiccup.

    >>14778144

    It should be added that Iriana has always been a haughty, sly one. She considered herself your superior (a daft idea of course), and was never above subterfuge.

    As you try out a few forms, and find nothing fitting, you ask the orc-elf on advice in return for a changed feature.

    "Master, I believe you would have an easy time insinuiating yourself into society were you to chose a comely female form, mayhap an elf?"

    She seems carefully hopeful, observing your reaction. Xura quirks an eyebrow.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:33 No.14778231
    OP, frankly, I don't care whether we get frisky with the female minions. But the fapficfags have justified it in character, and will settle for a fade-to-black occurence.

    So just grow a member, and get it out of the way so that we can carry on with the mission.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:35 No.14778266
    >>14778215
    She makes a good point. Certainly, we wouldn't want to maintain this form longer than is necessary when in the public eye. But there are advantages to exploiting the lusts of mortal men.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:36 No.14778273
    >>14778215
    "Gender. Hmm. The concept has always confused me. Aren't females nominally under the control of the male in most societies?" Al says, assuming female elven form, tan brown skin and raven brown hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:38 No.14778303
    >>14778273
    You fool! Don't ever transform into something weaker than your tentative half-orc ally!

    Although we do have shock collars in place...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:41 No.14778324
    >>14778273
    >assuming female elven form, tan brown skin, and raven brown hair.
    >tan brown skin and raven brown hair
    >raven brown hair
    >raven brown


    what the fuck am i reading.avi.jpg.png.tiff
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:42 No.14778336
    >>14778273
    "The ears are a nice touch I must admit," The illthid admits, rubbing a hand over their long pointed lengths, narrowing his eyes as he forces air through his mouth and flaps his tongue to create sound. So weird
    "But the elf is commonaly regarded as superior. And what is seen as superior will always be hated by the inferior." He says tapping himself again. His frame thickens, growing more sturdy, his ears shrinking.
    "There. A human elf hybride. Recognized as being more superior then a human, but less threatening then an elf."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:43 No.14778341
    >>14778324

    Brown ravens are an exceptionally rare underdark breed of raven.
    justsoyouknow.bmp
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:43 No.14778342
    >>14778324
    sorry, meant raven black.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)16:47 No.14778388
    Two choices, majority decides.

    Follow Iriana's advice and assume a female form.

    OR

    Stay as illithid.

    Vote away.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:48 No.14778395
    >>14778215
    Whatever choice you make, make sure that you take a form (lets say Elven) only to LOOK like elf, but not actually BE elf. You get what I am saying?

    You absolutely cannot make your body and yourself weaker than you are.
    You actual characteristics should be the same as before (immensely strong, durable, fast, smart, powerful magic, etc...)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:49 No.14778402
    >>14778336
    "So, female, half elven." Al says, turning slowly on, arms out.
    "Yes. The form has it appeals. The female sex, while weaker, I have recognized as having a particular influence over the male gender. I need not have power to wield it. Just to influence those who do." He says, stroking his hair. Oh ancestors hair is weird. What is all these threads? Why are they in my skin?
    Why do I feel so warm?
    "Hmm. So what do you think? Ah, and what feature shall I add or remove from your form?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:52 No.14778422
    >>14778388
    Stay illithid. Psionic illusion of human.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:54 No.14778440
    Assume female form in public. For all relaxation, planning and raiding occasions- use actual (modified) Illithid form.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:57 No.14778467
    Female form like Irriana says, but with enough strength that we can easily overpower her and Xura.
    Also, her boon?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:58 No.14778470
    >>14778440
    This. Exploiting the trust and general dim-wittedness of males in the presence of an attractive male is a wise move.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)16:59 No.14778484
    >>14778174
    I have unnumbered issues, but this isn't one of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:00 No.14778487
    Female. Also, gentleman, how will we do it?
    How will we kill the elder brain?
    Also, dwarf who is now gargolye shall be named Rex.
    Also also, brain tree, chop chop.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:02 No.14778509
    Female in public, Illithid everywhere else.

    Is it just me, or is the thread slowing down now that OP has said he doesn't want to do a fade-to-black scene?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:05 No.14778524
    >>14778487
    We've been over this. Killing the Elder Brain gets us nothing.

    If we get close enough to change it's brain chemistry with the Despoiler, then we can make it turn over control of the Illithid to us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:05 No.14778529
    Me thinks OP jumped ship before he got forced into something he didn't want his quest to become.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:06 No.14778535
    ah naw. We're just pinched around a decision right now and waiting for OP to deliver.
    Also. We should consider setting up a beauty parlor. Offer kings and queens and other people with cash the ability to be what they want.
    Change your face, change your race, change your sex. Do you know how many people would pay out the nose for that?
    We could make certain people who do not want to be found by other people truly disappear, give them entirely different bodies.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:09 No.14778561
    >>14778529
    Well, he's the one who built a quest thread around a magical item made so a king could fuck people who looked like his daughter. If he couldn't handle fapficfags asking for a fade-to-black sex scene, then he shouldn't have started this.

    Frankly, I thought he was going to do it. Now that he's not, I'm not surprised that the thread has slowed down.

    >>14778535
    I think we're a bit busy taking over Illithid kind. After that, we can assume the forms of kings and make the rest of the species destroy themselves. Then harvest the flesh to made our own plane of meta-life.

    That is, assuming OP hasn't left.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)17:11 No.14778574
    You nod to Iriana, and gently tap yourself. You outwardly reshape yourself into what amounts to a very tall, fit elven woman, with brown hair down the back and piercing blue eyes. You are suddenly overcome with odd sensations, similar to being polymorphed. It's like tripping out.

    As soon as this happens, the dwarfgoyle looks up and chuckles, then returns to his notes. Xura cocks her head, apparently having trouble understanding why you would ever become an "inferior" (by her standard) being. Iriana, however, smiles, and pulls you into her arms, giving you a deep, throaty kiss. That felt... oddly good?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:11 No.14778578
    >>14778561
    >After that, we can assume the forms of kings and make the rest of the species destroy themselves. Then harvest the flesh to made our own plane of meta-life.

    Eagerly awaiting OP's return. There is much to do.. and so little time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:12 No.14778590
    >>14778574
    Not sure if want...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:13 No.14778597
    >>14778574
    OP is alive! And he's leading the characters into a romantic encounter!

    [SPOILER] Someone else has usurped control of the thread [/SPOILER]
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:14 No.14778614
    >>14778574
    Wait why is the fleshy putting her lips against mine is this a trick oh ancestors why is my heart beating faster, she must have secreted poison into my mouth and....
    oh.
    Oooooooh.
    ".... now that I think about it, lips, while still inherently inferior to tentacles, do have their uses." Al says, stroking her hair.
    "This form pleases you?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:15 No.14778619
    >>14778574
    With only minor difficulties, you raise your eyebrows.
    "So... You are excited by this form."
    You ponder the feeling you just experienced. With time, if you could experience it at leisure in your own body...
    "It's a start."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:17 No.14778633
    >OP finally compromises
    >Starts romance
    >It's a non-illithid lesbian encounter

    Well, it's better than nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:18 No.14778646
    >>14778633
    Hey, it's delicious brown on muscle girl action.

    I am very happy with this turn of events.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)17:21 No.14778671
    >>14778614
    >>14778619

    Iriana grins, running her strong hands down your back. While your skin and flesh are currently way too dry and solid for your taste, it does give some pleasurable sensations, admittedly. The half-orc-half-elf grins at your question.

    "I like this form very much"

    She leans in for another kiss, tugging playfully at your robes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:23 No.14778686
    Somehow, I still think it would be better if we were a male Illithid.

    I'm still not entirely convinced this is the same OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:25 No.14778702
    >>14778671
    "Well, if we play it your way at first..."
    You meet her eyes as a slightly dark grin curls your mouth.
    "You'll have to play it my way later."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:26 No.14778722
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    >>14778702
    Aheh. Yeah, this is fine by me.

    Then can we get back to taking over the world?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:27 No.14778728
    Shock collar, paralyze her, turn her into a bone statue.

    We'll punish her later. Insolence will not be tolerated.
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)17:28 No.14778740
    You tap Iriana and transform her into a giant flaming orc vagina.

    What next?
    >> Despoilerguy 05/01/11(Sun)17:28 No.14778742
    Two paths, majority vote:

    Give in to Iriana's advances and follow her to the bedroom.

    OR

    Resist her and put her back in her place.

    Go ahead and vote.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:29 No.14778744
    >>14778574
    "Ah. Mmm." For a moment the illthid now elf struggles, about to turn this obvious turn coat into a quivering pile of flesh that would spend every moment in torment, but stops, newly created lips tingling.
    "Mm. Ah. I... can see that there are.... certain features of this form.... that I need to be taught in." Al says, his mind swirling. So this is the reason why life forms suck face without any hopes of getting a delicious brain.
    "Ah. Iriana- you are the most familiar with this form. You shall teach me it's... ins and outs." The thing says, stroking the former elf and now hybrid, tongue running over her new lips.
    "Xura, Dwarf who is now gargoyle. I am retiring for the night. Feel free to acquaint yourself with this facility. There are rest quarters directly below this floor, and beneath that a chamber for the storage of sustenance. Come morning, I expect a list of the things I will need for my trip to the underdark." He... ah wrong gender, she, says, trying to sloppily imitate the action the half orc half drow had made on her.
    "Iriana will come with me."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:30 No.14778757
    >>14778742
    If it means we'll be able to get on with the quest, then I'll go with the bedroom.

    To be honest, I think >>14778702 is also a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:31 No.14778758
    >>14778742

    Bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:32 No.14778772
    >>14778744
    >>14778742
    >This for the above post. Also, despoiler guy, get a trip!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:35 No.14778797
    -Real OP, get a trip so we know which one you are.
    -Bedroom, insisting that she test out the performance of your true form when a penis is featured on it afterward.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:37 No.14778807
    >>14778797
    >when a penis is featured on it
    No better way to say it, huh?

    I agree, at any rate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:39 No.14778819
    >>14778797
    Right. Except that OP needs to find a better way to pose that in dialogue than you did.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:40 No.14778837
    >>14778671
    Enough with the games!

    Whatdsaf;lnkasdfc
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:41 No.14778841
    Guys. I hate to be a spoilsport.

    But she's going to slit our goddamn throat. She's pissed at us because we keep turning her into shit she hates. She's a wizard. She can use the Despoiler too.

    Also, if she does slit our throat can we keep playing as her or is that game over?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:41 No.14778843
    This thread had potential... Maybe I'm just being a prude but I wanted global domination, not smut. You specifically said you didn't want to turn this into a fap fic and then you throw in a fucking lesbian elf? Consistence seems to be lacking here. That or the thread was actually hijacked.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:42 No.14778852
    >>14778841
    This man speaks the truth, she can NOT be trusted.

    Put her back in her place.
    >>14778728
    Seconding. Do this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:43 No.14778857
    Don't do it, you fools! She's obviously trying to trick us! We just changed her into something she hated, she's not going to fuck us just for the hell of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:44 No.14778867
    What the flying duck are you doing?


    Change back into powerful form
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:44 No.14778871
    >>14778843
    It's an erotic artifact. You could make a quest about an enchanted dildo, but that doesn't mean you can necessarily keep it clean.

    Frankly, I'm satisfied to sit it out until sensibility retakes the thread.

    >>14778841
    Collar prevents that, I believe.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:45 No.14778888
    >>14778871
    >>14778841
    Yeah what this guy says. As long as she's wearing the collar we shouldn't have to worry about her trying to kill us, no matter what form we take.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 05/01/11(Sun)17:46 No.14778890
    ((You guys are paranoid. Here's a trip))

    You lead your halfbreed minion up the stairs and into the bedroom, leaving Xura brooding and the gargoyledwarf planning. All the way up the stairs, Iriana does her best to make you feel every inch of your altered form, her hands going everywhere. You have to focus to open the protective wards into your resting chamber (though you despise such human comfort in your true form, you always saw it as wise to keep the illusion up). Once inside, Iriana once more pulls you into an embrace, pulling you down to kiss her once more as her hands rub your body.

    Then, while you are momentarily distracted by feelings of extreme pleasure, you feel a tug. As your breath sticks in your throat and your body rushes into a state of panic you realize Iriana has grabbed onto the despoiler while your grip weakened from the waves of new sensations. Frantically you seek to close your fingers firmly around the object again and tear it away. This is all happening in the blink of an eye, of course.

    Roll a d20. The THIRD person to roll decides the outcome. 5 or lower is disastrous, 6-10 is mediocre, 11-15 is good, 16-20 is brilliant, in terms of outcome.
    >> Toldya 05/01/11(Sun)17:47 No.14778900
    rolled 8 = 8

    Well I did
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:47 No.14778901
    >>14778857
    Unless we changed into her wet dream!

    I mean, even if you're in a body you hate, you can still have pretty damn good pleasurable sex in it with what I'm assuming is the ideal of elf feminine beauty.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:48 No.14778905
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    Well gee, there's a surprise. It was a trap.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:48 No.14778908
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14778890
    Crap! Shock collar!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:49 No.14778912
    rolled 13 = 13

    Goddamnit. I think OP is trying to destroy the thread so he doesn't have to make it smutty.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:49 No.14778913
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>14778890
    She's touching it right? Turn her into a newt. Also shock collar.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:49 No.14778921
    >>14778905
    If only we had some sort of warning! Or weren't collectively thinking with our dicks.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:50 No.14778931
    >>14778912
    It's a good result.

    Phew.

    I think she deserves some abomination time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:51 No.14778936
    >>14778931
    Fuck that. Kill her, mutilate her corpse and put it on display. There is no redemption for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:51 No.14778941
    This thread went to shit fast

    Do you really expect us to believe that this creature we are supposed to be controlling got caught in such obvious trap? Or that it decided to change into vastly inferior form in front of several creatures which all understandably would want to kill it.
    This think is supposed to be fucking smart.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:51 No.14778944
    >>14778890
    Oh frack. I suppose we should use the shock collar.

    How disappointed should we be? I mean, on the one hand she did try to steal the despoiler of flesh. On the other hand, it was kind of stupid of us to just hold it in our hands while we're having sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:52 No.14778950
    Yes, we were thinking with our dicks. Atleast some of us had the sense to see the change in her attitude.

    Let's start thinking of punishments. Apart from the obvious one of changing her back into an Illithid for a while.

    Somehow, I think someone is going to suggest rape.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 05/01/11(Sun)17:53 No.14778956
    >>14778913

    Fortunate that you didn't reduce your own strength, eh? Iriana is holding the rod for a millisecond before you wrench it away. The Despoiler twitches with excitement in your grasp, and Iriana stumbles back, fear in her eyes.

    What now?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:53 No.14778958
    rolled 2 = 2

    This is what you fucking deserve.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:53 No.14778960
    >>14778936
    Torture her to death and bind her soul to the Despoiler.

    Let this be a lesson to those who would defy us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:53 No.14778963
    >>14778921
    More likely one or two idiots were (like always, these fuck-ups turn up in every thread) while others were vastly against it.

    Heck, most of people suggested to make our form even more powerful and better, bu what gets chosen? A frail elven body.

    I think OP is trying to kill this quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:54 No.14778977
    Well, the fapfags will call for rape.
    Just turn her into an elf and let her go. This shit has gone on for long enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:55 No.14778982
    >>14778944
    Well where the hell ELSE were we going to put it.

    In B4 rape.
    "No point in deviating from the previous planned course of action- we were going to have her show us pleasures of the flesh, and she will. Though if we take Illithid form, she certainly will enjoy it alot less."

    Are we all done with the boners? Or is this going to happen?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:55 No.14778983
    >>14778950
    Well let's have a solution then before someone poses it.

    Devour her brain, the classic illithid punishment.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:55 No.14778988
    >>14778950
    She's earned herself a year in her current body.
    Every time she acts another year gets added to the sentence, and we get to add something else to her body, turning it less and less humaniod.
    Good behavior reduces the amount of time
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:56 No.14779004
    Turn back into a mindflayer.

    Eat that brain. Seriously. She's not going to get any better anytime soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:56 No.14779005
    >someone tries to overthrow your reign, possibly killing you afterwards
    >the best suggestion people can up with is "don't change her back"

    You people are awful at being Evil Overlords! Does nobody read the list?
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 05/01/11(Sun)17:57 No.14779016
    ((Thread's on autosage, folks. Sorry this didn't live up to your expectations, as I said I never ran a quest before and got overwhelmed by the number of responses per post. My apologies.

    If anyone wants it to continue I can try and continue it another day, but I won't feel bad if you don't feel it's interesting either.

    So... thanks to those who posted this round. I had fun.))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)17:59 No.14779038
    >>14778956
    "Irriana. Words cannot express my disappointment."
    Al says, sighing.
    "Have I not been kind? Is this how you treat someone who literally saved your life no more then minutes before?"
    She taps the despoiler in her hand, thinking.
    "You need a lesson in discipline. To learn your place beneath me. First off, you can forget about leaving that body for the forseeable future. You were going to teach me the pleasure of the female form, yes?"
    Al says, tapping the scepter to his forehead, and taking on the half elf half illthid form the wizard had so recently occupied.
    "Show me."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:00 No.14779047
    Eat her brain. Then, GROW IT BACK AGAIN.
    THEN EAT IT AGAIN.
    THEN GROW IT BACK AGAIN.

    Repeat until the quarters are crimson with blood.

    Then let her spend some time as a bone miniature. Then change her into an Illithid, and lobotomise her into being more cooperative.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:01 No.14779056
    >>14779016
    What? This was fun! You were doing great!
    Ignore the people who got butt hurt over sex- both for and against it. You're the GM, if they don't like the direction the quest is taking they can change it in character, or just go play something else.

    Please continue it!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:03 No.14779074
    Mistakes were made on all sides today. If you feel like you need a restart, then restart, otherwise continue.

    I enjoyed myself plotting to become a fleshshaper lord, at least.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:04 No.14779081
    >>14779016
    Please, continue it another day!
    >!8wYETIp9zU
    >YETI
    We will be vigilant for your return, YetiDespoilerGuy!
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 05/01/11(Sun)18:08 No.14779122
    >>14779056
    >>14779081

    ((I can continue, I just didn't know what balance to strike. Some people seemed to not be satisfied with anything but a graphically described sex scene, some wanted no sex at all. I know the Despoiler is a fetish-y thing but I didn't want to go beyond the boundries for a blue board.

    Also it's hard as hell to write 12 player responses into one GM post. I need some kind of method for that.))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:09 No.14779133
    I don't think we should kill her. Lightly remonstrate her with some horribleshape changing. Non sentient being, foul nonhominid shapes, low things. And then have her back in her half orc half drow body.
    "You'll learn to appreciate this eventually. Your condition is tied to my pleasure, and my pleasure alone. I could leave you as some sentient floatsam, unable to do anything except howl with mental agony. But I won't, because you have potential. Serve me and I will give you perfection, lordship over all who dare oppose me. Try a little trick like this, and, well. A lifetime of thralldom would be nice in comparison."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:11 No.14779159
    >>14779122
    I'm fine with fade to black. And when it comes to player responses, well, just listen to the general feel. Don't be afraid to ignore some parts and pick and choose- we're here for a story above all else.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:14 No.14779198
    Is anyone archiving this?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:15 No.14779205
    Maybe we should not let others know how easily manipulated we are?

    Lets change back.

    For fucks sake, illusions and sneakery has worked wonderful so far, why change into something bad?

    >>14779122
    Here's a rule of thumb:
    suggestions involving sex or anything similar should be given the lowest attention as possible.
    In every quest, no matter the fucking context, there always will be one or two vocal idiots trying to play out their dumb-ass fantasies.
    Just ignore them.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:15 No.14779211
    >>14779122
    Absolutely this >>14779159
    We're here for storytime. People will demand sex, and if you think the time is appropriate, then skip to the next morning when the plans are in place and the Xuras are shaken and distant.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:16 No.14779225
    >>14779133
    "You're an elf. I could make you the stewardess of the great forests, create for you even greater ones. I could give you anything your heart desires. The perfect form, a being worshiped by thousands as the voice of god itself." Al says, holding Irianna's arm and kissing her again, biting down on her lip.
    "If you serve well you will find that I am a benevolent master. But I am your master. And you are my slave. And you must obey me in all things. Anything less means you will be punished." He says, pulling back on her hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:18 No.14779241
    >>14779205
    HEy, we're going to have sex. The subject matter demands it.

    I just need to hear the graphic details. I'm very good with leaving it to my own imagination.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:19 No.14779255
    >>14779241
    ah that is, I don't need to hear
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:21 No.14779276
    Dude, this IS fun still!

    Torment her, then let her beg for her life.
    We need to break her spirit so that she will want to serve, nothing more. The sweet smell of broken elven spirits in the morn....
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 05/01/11(Sun)18:24 No.14779309
    ((Thanks, good advice all. I'm fine with fade-to-blacks, really. I found it a bit off that people kept talking about sexual encounters while still in illithid form, since everything I read says they have no form of sex in their species. But hey, if people want to go with it.

    Also I am totally most interested in pursuing the conquering plans. I think some people really overestimated the Despoiler, since it only works on one creature that you can directly touch with it. Still, it does give a big edge.))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:27 No.14779341
    >>14779309
    Yeah, ti's not a combat/area affect spell. To be used effectively, you need to be either sneaky or very convincing
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:28 No.14779352
    >>14779341
    Or turn into something with a very good grapple modifier.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:30 No.14779376
    >>14779309
    Hey, it's /tg/. People want xeno intercourse. Illithids fit the bill.
    Despite being asexual, you've given him a body-mod machine. It's going to happen, wether you want it or not.

    Anyway, the Despoiler as a weapon is mostly a tool of influence. Control the Elder Brain, and then you control the Illithids. Take the form of a king, and you control a kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:33 No.14779426
    >>14779341
    >>14779352
    We really should find someway of integrating it into our body.
    ...or at least put that shit on a chain or something
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 05/01/11(Sun)18:33 No.14779427
    ((Stupid sexy xenos, eh?

    Anyway, I'm now planning to continue this tomorrow afternoon, if there's interest.

    Things to think about:

    Slap a name on the dwarfgoyle, and maybe a new name on Iriana if you feel that's necessary.

    Decide what Iriana's punishment should be.

    Decide what form is ideal for "Al" him/her/itself and their future plans.))
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:34 No.14779437
    Let's name the dwarf Urist.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:37 No.14779467
    >>14779427
    Iriana's new name is whatever is Elven for 'Bitch'. Or perhaps 'Stupid Bitch', if we're feeling generous.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:38 No.14779470
    >>14779427
    Rex for dwarfgoyle, Irriana is a fine name

    Iriania should be punished by forcible transfiguration through several unpleasant forms, and an extension in her current body of half orc/drow for a year or until she starts showing improved behavior. Then show the pleasure points of the female form on us while we are in a far less pleasing shape, and after we've put the despoiler somewhere safe

    Al should have no one fixed shape. Each body should be used according to the situation- elf for negotiation, etc. Default should be mildly reminiscent of ilthid form, but with lips. Lips are very useful
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:41 No.14779505
    For the record, I think we played this scenario out very well.
    See, Myria Lejean from discworld for an example- all these new experiences and organs to perceive them through can easily overwhelm you if you're not careful
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:43 No.14779526
    I still think Al should relinquish his illithid origins.

    Let's face it, when you can alter your body and retain your powers, there's no reason to maintain a body that lacks a lot of the appeal and functionality for another race.

    Also didn't OP mention Al was an outcast? He probably has no kind of affection for illithids in general.

    That's my take on it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:44 No.14779544
    >>14779526
    Hmm. That makes sense. Pariah Illthid have no love for their brothers. They just want what's best for themselves.
    I support this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:50 No.14779602
    >>14779526

    have him create a supernaturally beautiful new form to throw people off

    fuck if I know what
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)18:59 No.14779676
    Why didn't this turn into a fapfest? Dammit, we could have built a harem already!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)19:56 No.14780218
    waiting for OP
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:01 No.14780286
    >>14779602
    Asexual Nymph-like seraph with a supernatural beauty? Then again to an Illithid a Shoggoth is the pinnacle of beauty. I really like the idea of becoming a shoggoth... There's no limit on the hit dice of what we polymorph into, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:08 No.14780354
    >>14780286
    yeah but no one apart from other Illthids would find it attractive. Even then that's kind of iffy.
    Nymph idea is best idea.
    Shoggoth would make a good combat form- if it doesn't break our mind attempting it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:27 No.14780594
    bump for the crossdressing mindflayer
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:30 No.14780634
    >>14780594
    >>14780594
    we're in autosage. The only thing we can do is to wait to see if OP comes back
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:35 No.14780707
    Shoggoth
    Chaotic Neutral Huge Ooze (aquatic)
    Speed 50ft
    333 HP (23d8+230), fast healing 10, DR 10/--, Spell Resist 30, AC 33/15/26
    Immune to Cold, Sonic, deafness, blindness, charm effects, Resist Acid 20 Electric 20 Fire 20
    Melee: 4 slams +30 (3d6+15/19-20 plus grab)
    30ft reach
    Special Attack: Constrict, Maddening Cacophony, Engulf (4d6+22 plus 8d6 acid), Trample

    All Around Vision (Ex)
    Maddening Cacophony (Su)
    Engulf (Ex)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:37 No.14780735
    >>14780707
    ah, there's the rub. The despoiler doesn't work on oozes
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:40 No.14780758
    >>14780735
    Hmm, forgot it wasn't an aberration.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:43 No.14780817
    >>14780758
    Gibbering Mouther is but that's kind of weak... Could always go with the classic Farspawned Grey Render.

    What DOES the despoiler of flesh work on anyways? Humanoids, animals, monstrous humanoids, and abberations?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)20:52 No.14780925
    >>14780634

    A completely newfag question: what does autosage mean? That OP is not coming for some time, and lets the thread be pushed back beyond page 15?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)21:02 No.14781049
    >>14780925
    ah, after a certain number of posts, the thread stops getting bumped to the front page.



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