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    23 KB Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)19:15 No.8176779  
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8164420/

    You are a sword. You have been a sword for as long as you can remember, which is roughly three hundred years. Unfortunately for you, you had spent most of that time languishing in the hoard of a green dragon.

    But no longer.

    Just the other day, you were liberated from your gilded prison by the human wizard Arcturus Bly and his motley crew of adventurers: noble human paladin Percival, pious human cleric Ashley, frugal halfling rogue Merri, and foppish elf Lindelasse. Sensing the potential in the ineffectual Lingelasse, you have asked to be taken to be his new armament.

    Arriving in the city of Riverton, you have learned much about the world around you... including the foreboding land of the dead that seems somehow tied to your existence. After purchasing a proper sheath for yourself, a silver-and-leather affair, back-mounted scabbard that complements you to a tee, you find yourself traveling with Arcturus, Merri, and, of course, Lindy. Your destination: the cave that served as your prison for three hundred years or more... the former lair of the green dragon Peluz. Your mission: to rip the scales from her corpse. Metal.
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)19:15 No.8176788
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    You don't know the full extent of your powers, but you have learned a fair deal about yourself since escaping the dragon's lair. You are sentient, with high mental abilities across the board. You can see and hear as a normal human might from the sapphire embedded in your pommel. You can speak in a telepathic keen to anyone you choose to let hear in a 200' radius. You are silvered, which gives you an innate advantage against lycanthropes and certain varieties of undead. When you are wielded in earnest, you generate frost and a sheer cutting edge, capable of piercing through dragonscale as if it were butter. Perhaps most importantly, you have the power to dominate the will of those within melee range of you. You were able to dominate Lindelasse's will during the battle with the dragon, force him to ignore the dragon's potent aura of fear (which was, prior to your involvement, emotionally crippling the poor elf), and get him to land the killing blow on the beast. You are sure that, with practice, you can discover your full capabilities.


    Before you left Riverton, you asked Lindelasse to draw you a map of the world. Suffice to say, a career as a cartographer is not in the poor elf's future. With some help from Arcturus, Lindy is able to offer you this map. They are able to fill in the entirety of the known world, save a few parts they mark as "HTBD", or "Here There Be Dragons".

    Lindelasse goes on to tell you that the blue portions of the map are rivers and lakes, the purple lines are political boundaries, and the brown spike-shapes are mountains. The tree drawn in east-central Roselia denotes the Aelflund Forest, Lindy's homeland.
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)19:16 No.8176797
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    About four hours into the trek back to Peluz's cavern, you hear rustling in the foliage just off the beaten forest path. Before you can warn the group, they stop and prepare for battle. Lindelasse unsheaths you with a flourish, giving you a wicked case of vertigo - damnit, Lindy! As you regain your sense of direction, you notice that the group has been ambushed by a pack of short, canine humanoids with short swords and light crossbows - kobolds. There are about ten of them, five on either side of your party. You have been flanked.

    One of the kobolds, a particularly well-groomed specimen, addresses your party in pidgin commonspeak: "You geev money, we no cut up, yip?"

    Arcturus gives Lindelasse a bored look and shrugs. "It's your call, chief." Merri doesn't say anything, but her expression makes it clear that she -really- doesn't want to give any shaggy-ass kobold her lucre. Lindy eyes you inquiringly.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:17 No.8176810
    tell Lindelasse that a layer of dragons and a wielder of artifacts does not prance about.

    also, ask about the paladin guy

    (yay you showed up!)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:17 No.8176816
    >>8176788
    Tell him to go for some dragons. We need to make a name for ourselves
    >> Vaalintine !!Sj5q8Tl0dWU 02/19/10(Fri)19:18 No.8176843
    I think the bard should use an illusion spell
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:19 No.8176851
    >>8176797
    Act like about to give them gold, and then shank him at the last minute. Deflect any incoming crossbow bolts like a light saber until in melee range.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:19 No.8176860
    >>8176797
    We can take them. But let's be fair on them. Tell Lindy to repeat the following:
    "Leave with your lives now, Kobolds. You will not fair well in a battle with us and I doubt you will make it out with your life. Flee now and you will live another day."

    If it doesn't bugger off, attack.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:23 No.8176919
    >>8176797
    I THIRST FOR BLOOD, BUTCHER THESE MANGY CURS
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)19:28 No.8176999
    >>8176810

    "Look, Lindy, we've gotta talk about something-"

    "This isn't exactly the best time for a conversation, sword," Lindelasse hisses at you. "In case you hadn't noticed, there's ten kobolds here that want to kill us and display you as an idol to their furry little god."

    >>8176860
    "Well then, tell em to piss off! Look, just say this..."

    When Lindelasse repeats your ultimatum to the kobolds, the lead one growls and raises his hand. On cue, the other kobolds begin shooting and hacking at your party.

    >>8176843

    As Lindelasse sends you plunging into the nearest furry critter, he sings, "Legions of Rosel, hear my cry / Approach from the east and make these kobolds die!" Sure enough, three Roselian legionaries identical to the ones you saw outside Riverton approach from the east, out of the forest. The kobolds freak out and scamper off to the west. The group makes good its escape. The illusory legionaries disappear into the western foliage.

    "Clever move, Lindy," Arcturus pants, "But... haah... next time, maybe a little less bravado?" Merri grins.

    "You showed those stupid puppies a thing or two. Nice one," she praises.

    The danger passed, Lindelasse turns his attention back to you. "Now... what is it you wanted, again?"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:30 No.8177027
    >>8176797
    The fuck you're doing, sandnigger? We're your cousins from Blue Bog. The hell you're doing? Mugging your cousin? I'm so gonna tell aunt!"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:34 No.8177071
    >>8176999
    Stop prancing and walk like a damn hero!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:34 No.8177074
    I'm a sword? Really? A sword? Fuck this.
    I'm gonna sell myself again and again. Until I'm very rich. Then all buy me a nice scabard. The size of a castle. And stay there happily after.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:36 No.8177103
    That's stupid. If I can override the mind of the faggot who is wielding me I would dominate the elf, toss me at the kobolds saying "gift for you". Then dominate Kobold chief and join the group with my band of inbred kobolds hillbillies.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:37 No.8177124
    >>8177103
    Time limit on how long we can use it for? Actually we should test this.

    Try and see how long we can dominate the elf's mind for.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:39 No.8177151
    >>8176999
    the suggestion about the prancing was made before I saw your third post.

    tell him to continue on, but if he starts prancing, tell him
    >>8176810

    also,
    ask him if he's actually good with the sword. maybe he should train (with the paladin) once you come back
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:39 No.8177153
    I hate these fucking Nounquests. "Herp you are a boot wut you do?" "U are pokemanz wat now?" "Hurrr vampires how do?"

    It's like everyone thinks that their idea is original or good or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:40 No.8177178
    >>8177153
    fuck you, this is cool
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:41 No.8177197
    >>8177178
    You is faget. You always bin faget but now you angry faget. Wat do hurderp
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)19:41 No.8177202
    >>8177071

    "You have got to stop prancing around like an idiot, Lindy, we've been over this already. Just -walk.- Run if necessary. No hopping, no skipping, no prancing, no cavorting. It's, it's an image thing."

    "I know, I'm sorry," Lindelasse sheaths you, then hangs his head melodramatically. Merri giggles.

    "You just got told off by a sword-"

    "I KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MERRI," Lindelasse moans miserably.

    >>8177124

    You're starting to get sick of Lindelasse's bitching. Now, you suspect, would be a good time to test your ability to control someone's will yourself. You concentrate all your frustration at Lindelasse...

    ...and suddenly you're seeing the world through his eyes.

    -Whoa-. Trippy.

    Lindelasse - or is it you, now? - stops short, causing Merri and Arcturus to stop and give you - Lindy? - a curious look.

    What now, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:44 No.8177243
    You are loser /tg/ scum. But now I'm giving you some reason or rationale to do something that a player would find interesting, and thus you are now a player character. What do you do?

    >I make a fuckin Nounquest on /tg/, people will love it and begin to respect my tripcode, thus allowing me greater weight in internet arguments.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:44 No.8177244
    pretend it's nothing, and continue on as before.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:47 No.8177290
    >>8177202
    Well then, I think it best we carry on like nothing's happened.

    Try and communicate to Lindy and say we're just seeing how long we can control stuff for. Tell him to act cool if he resurges. We'll give him his body back after enough time.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:49 No.8177303
    (act like the sword said something)
    >> Vaalintine !!Sj5q8Tl0dWU 02/19/10(Fri)19:49 No.8177304
    >>8177202
    Continue on like normal. Give nothing away.
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)19:51 No.8177347
    >>8177243

    You are a troll. You have been a troll for as long as you can remember, which is roughly twelve years. Unfortunately, you have spent most of this time with a cock up your ass.

    >>8177244
    You do your best Lindelasse impression and continue walking like a mopey elf. After a few minutes, however, you feel a very angry buzzing in your head - Lindy's head? - and your frame of mine is thrown back into the sword. Lindelasse angrily unsheaths you. "What's the big idea, taking over my body like that?!" Merri gives the two of you a curious look. Arcturus merely chuckles.

    >>8177290

    "I just wanted to see how long I could control something for..." you keen. Lindy gives you a sour look and sheaths you again.

    "Well, don't. I hope I'm never controlled like that again. It's makes me all... claustrophobic." Lindy shudders.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:51 No.8177348
    >>8177304
    I hate when people do that. "I do this, making sure no one sees me." Oh, well, excuse me if I think my character saw you. But I can't, no, you already told me that I didn't. Fuck.

    Oh yeah? Well, I fucking FLY over there and I steal everything on your person, and I jack off onto it and then rape your mother. While no one sees me. Whore.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:52 No.8177362
    >>8177347
    So were you actually inside the sword when I did that? What was it like?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:53 No.8177367
    >>8177347
    Huh, so it'll only last a few moments. Heat of battle sort of thing, then. Well carry on, apologies to Lindy.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:53 No.8177372
    yeesh why are people so serious
    some of us just want to screw around and not talk about dnd and 40k and o how to beat tau with only 3 guardmen all day seriously people its /tg/ what do u expect
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:53 No.8177373
    >>8177348
    it would be a bluff or stealth check or something, jeeze calm down.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:54 No.8177376
    >>8177347
    You are a tripfag. You're a needy fucker for craving attention and individuality on an anonymous image board. You'll contribute jack shit to the board under the guise of poorly thought out Nounquests.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:55 No.8177387
    >>8177348
    He said "give nothing away", which probably mean from now on to the extent of our abilities. It doesn't mean they didn't see the change that made us stop short.

    You mad?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:55 No.8177392
    >>8177376
    blah blah blah fuck u its fuckin fun dont like it get of the fuckin boat then
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:56 No.8177393
    >>8177376
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:56 No.8177400
    >>8177376
    actually, this is sort of thing tripcodes are useful for...assuming this tripcode is discarded after this quest is over.

    apologize to lindy, saying something about being a team now, and continue on.

    think to self that this control ability probably works better on the feebleminded
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:57 No.8177412
    We'll reassure him, tell him that we might need to take him over real quick in an emergency.

    We then use this as a lead in to his need for better swording skills, and ask him how much training he's had. Do we just need to tell him to practice more, or does he need to find a teacher.

    And don't flourish us so much either. It makes it hard for us to tell what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:57 No.8177416
    >>8177387
    Than it would be something along the lines of, "Trying to give as little away as possible." Trying being the keyword, instead of saying "I give nothing away.", which is a definite statement.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)19:57 No.8177418
    >>8177376
    I have no idea what is wrong with you.

    [spoilersdon'tworkontg] You'll likely say I'm him sans trip, but I don't give a shit. I'm here to chew gum and participate in something I enjoy, and I'm all out of gum.[/spoilersdon'tworkontg]

    >>8177347
    apologize.
    >> How do I shot trip, unofficial tgchan diplomat !H508X.HbJ6 02/19/10(Fri)20:00 No.8177446
    >>8177347
    My invitation to tgchan stands, Groundman. There's a lot less trollan there...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:01 No.8177462
    >>8177418
    I would say that you're his sans trip. Regardless of whether or not I'm correct, I would further argue that you are a faggot.

    I wonder what the next quest will be about, you see all these tripshits trying to get more and more abstract with their quests in an attempt to be edgy. Surely they can get more clever than a normally non-sentient object.
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)20:02 No.8177475
    >>8177362

    "No, not in the sword... I was trapped inside my -head-," Lindelasse continues, shuddering, as the four of you continue on your way to the cave. "It was as if I was watching someone else walking along, and I had no control over what was happening... until I finally got up the will power to force you out of my head, that is." He shoots you another pained look. "Promise me you won't do that again, will you?"

    >>8177412

    "Right... and another thing, would -please- ease up on the whole flourishing thing? It gets really hard to see when you do that. I remember telling you this about three times already."

    "Yeah, okay, quit being fancy, got it," Lindy sighs.

    >>8177376

    >ohnoiamchokingonamilliondicks.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:02 No.8177476
    >>8177462
    because it hasnt been done in a shitload long time..... which makes it interesting
    take a chill pill buddy
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:02 No.8177482
    >>8177446
    Seeing as how you haven't posted in this thread yet, I assume that Ground Man is a standard trip he uses across different threads for different reasons to build a sense of identity in /tg/. Thus, analbutter faggot sauce.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:03 No.8177500
    Eat a dick tgchan, eat a dick.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:03 No.8177503
    >>8177482
    u mad?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:04 No.8177516
    >would -please- ease up on the whole flourishing thing
    >would -please- ease
    >I'm thinking you forgot a 'you' in there
    >> How do I shot trip, unofficial tgchan diplomat !H508X.HbJ6 02/19/10(Fri)20:05 No.8177522
    >>8177482
    Seeing ass you're an asshole who gets angry about
    >!FSvMO5RY12
    and nothing else, I'm not going to regard you as a human being.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:06 No.8177543
    >>8177482
    there were two threads last night that got archived

    >>8177475
    tell him that style is good, he should fight with style. Lead that into asking about training in sword-fighting.
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)20:06 No.8177544
    Yeah, I think I'm gonna stop. Clearly, /tg/ would prefer less half-way decent threads and more circlejerking over 40k. I'll leave you guys to it. Byeeeeee
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:06 No.8177545
    >>8177522
    >Seeing ass you're an asshole who gets angry about
    >Seeing ass
    >'ass' should be 'as'
    Calm down buddy, looks like your anger is impeding your ability to type.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:06 No.8177549
    >>8177482
    I've never seen him before this Quest.
    >> I've Never played a /tg/ game in my life !!KzWS+joeYZM 02/19/10(Fri)20:06 No.8177552
    It might be a good idea to come back later, OP. I, for one, will be looking out for your thread if you do decide to try again later.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:07 No.8177561
    >>8177522
    Shouldn't you be yiffing to furry shit on your slow ass chan?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:07 No.8177567
    >>8177544

    Way to let the troll win.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:08 No.8177583
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:08 No.8177591
    >>8177544
    >Pretending NounQuest threads are even *halfway* decent /tg/ threads

    Oh, you!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:09 No.8177594
    >>8177544

    Yeah, sounds like a good idea. You can come back when the Stop Having Fun Guys have found something else to bitch at.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:09 No.8177602
    Just go to tgchan OP you can have fun running your quests there for seven or eight hours, only getting a handful of responses most of which are furry porn.
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 02/19/10(Fri)20:09 No.8177610
    >Cool quest
    >Troll
    >enjoi 40k and edition wars, guis!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:10 No.8177635
    fuckman.... way to ruin a decent thread
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:11 No.8177649
    >>8177610
    >Don't mock stupid threads, because the other option is shitty threads.

    No thanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:11 No.8177655
    Time to go troll the shit outta the furries at tgchan.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:12 No.8177661
    I'll continue for OP

    You are a furry named Ground Man. You suck massive wolf penis, coincidentally provided by your father's fursona. You came to /tg/ but they told you to go away, and am now emo :(. You are currently running away like a little bitch-woman.

    What do you do?
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 02/19/10(Fri)20:12 No.8177665
    >>8177602
    Textquests go at a much slower pace, bob Bob runs fucking masterpieces.

    And for the last time, none of them are slightly furry. There's only one yiffquest and thats by Reaver so... yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:13 No.8177670
    >>8177661
    Go back to tgchan and fap to furries.
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 02/19/10(Fri)20:14 No.8177689
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    >>8177661
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:14 No.8177694
    So, trigon versus mawlock
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:15 No.8177707
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    a sad day
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:15 No.8177714
    >>8177670
    You attempt to fap to furries on tgchan. However, the bitemarks from your pet ferret's gnawing upon it impedes your progress. Perhaps some sort of antibiotic or painkiller will help?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:17 No.8177737
    >>8177665
    Ask the faggot who runs charmander quest to take that shit to tgchan, we are sick of him running his private packymans fap sessions with two other people. Seriously, 27 quests where /tg/ tells him hes shit and for some reason he still feels the need to fag up /tg/ with that garbage.
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 02/19/10(Fri)20:18 No.8177754
    >>8177737
    I'm not here to ferret your shit out. I'm here for /tg/'an. I'll send someone to tgchan if I like what they do.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:18 No.8177756
    >>8177737
    Seconded
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:19 No.8177771
    >>8177754
    Did my last quest post stick the word "ferret" in your mind?

    Sir, I am honored.
    >> Ground Man !FSvMO5RY12 02/19/10(Fri)20:20 No.8177781
    How do I saged own thread
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:22 No.8177830
    >>8177781
    With dicks in your mouth

    bwahahaha
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:23 No.8177846
    >>8177781
    Your thread has been hijacked, just walk away from the keyboard and everything will be okay.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:24 No.8177874
    I AM TELEPATHIC WEEABOO SWORD
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:26 No.8177905
    This was a good quest with the exception of tgchan faggin it up. OP needs to work on being butthurt less.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:28 No.8177925
    I for one really like this quest.

    But I feel it would be better on tgchan.

    ~Anon in missouri
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:29 No.8177950
    I think everyone involved should just give up now

    OP
    Tgchan
    And tripcunts

    The trolls can stay, at least they're cool
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:31 No.8177980
    >>8177925
    you are a huge faggot and would fit in perfectly at tgchan.

    i should know, as i am a huge faggot / furry and ambassador to tgchan

    also >implying faggots and furries aren't the same thing
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:32 No.8177995
    >>8177980
    >oh fuck, i forgot my greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:32 No.8177998
    >>8177925

    I for one really don't like this quest.

    But I feel it would be better anywhere it doesn't fag up /tg/.

    ~Anon in New Jersey
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:35 No.8178037
    I know how we can fix it.

    Have it turn into an erotic "Choose your destiny" story. Masturbating with the sword for example.

    It would be a lot better
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:36 No.8178056
    hi

    i'm posting becasue i heard 1 time that tgchan is the black and homo home

    i dont want ne1 to go there and catch the black/homo

    i'm just trying to be helping since i dont want anyone geting bad
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:36 No.8178058
    Some one needs to go get Undead Monstrosity, he can take any shit quest and turn it to gold. This quest could have potential.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:38 No.8178088
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    >>8178058
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:40 No.8178111
    >>8178056
    Problem isn't with people going to tgchan, its tgchan coming here and spreading super dark monkey aids.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:40 No.8178123
    >>8178111
    >super dark monkey aids
    oh you
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:41 No.8178135
    >>8178088
    yes
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:44 No.8178175
    3.5e > 4e
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:56 No.8178366
    You are a sword. You have been a sword for as long as you can remember, which is roughly three thousand years. You were wielded by a blackguard by the name of Diana, who was a true blight to the world. She brought much destruction, until a paladin by the name of Samson challenged her.

    The battle that took place was epic. Holy versus Unholy. Light versus Dark. Good versus Evil.

    Diana swung you in a diagonal arc, spanning 3 and a half feet. Samson parried the attack with a shield of his own, the fabled sentient Lightguard.

    "So we meet again, Hephstaus." said Lightguard. Lightguard was a magnificent shield crafted out of the purest gold, and was imbued with the power of a mysterious deity.

    "You remember last time? I thought you were surely destroyed when Bnork tossed you into that pool of magma. Is it revenge that you want? That is not very holy, Lightguard."

    "It does not matter what I am here for. What matters is my cause, to defend against evil." Lightguard retorted.

    "Ah yes, a very cliche goal at that. Defend against evil, blah blah blah. Ever thought that I was the good one and you were the bad one?" replied Hephstaus.

    "Never, I am crafted in the name of the Lord, to defend against abominations. You were designed to purge the world of Good."

    "Or is it purge to world of Evil?" Hephstaus said. If the sentient sword could smirk, it most certainly would've.

    "I will never again fall for your lies, Hephstaus! You were made to destroy Good, but I am here to stop you!" Lightguard said, in a tone of voice that was one of an older man, perhaps a few decades old.

    "*sigh* Seriously, all I am here to do is to ensure that Diana has her domain. She simply wants the kingdom of Yruldon. If you could just evacuate the kingdom so my partner can summon undead servants, there wouldn't BE any killing" Hephstaus replied, again wearing that non-existing smirk.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)20:57 No.8178372
    "Lies!" Lightguard yelled, while blocking a blow from Hephstaus.

    "Samson my dear, can you please just go away! I do not want to fight you! I just want my domain, so I can live in peace with my undead!" Diana yelled at Samson.

    "I will never yield to your darkness, Diana! You are a monster, one that has a void in her heart, and wishes to fill it with the souls of the damned! I am here to smite ye, I will smite ye with the power of the Gods!"

    Samson reached out, and holy power ran out of his hand, and into Lightguard.

    That is when it all ended.

    A powerful shield bash followed next, and Diana fell. Dead. Smited was she, and Smited she was.

    Samson eyed Hephstaus, and using his holy magic, sent the sword to the Nine Hells...
    >> SwordStory !b45h8kER4c 02/19/10(Fri)20:59 No.8178403
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    You fell. For a long time. At least it felt like a long time. Then you hit the ground, hard and loud.

    And there he was.

    Your god, Jon Irenicus.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:01 No.8178440
    >>8178403
    Tell him to find someone who isn't a weak faggot to wield me.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:03 No.8178469
    I put a penis in my mouth for being the subject of a Nounquest
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:05 No.8178497
    >>8178403
    Suddenly, more tripfag scum

    It's like they scurry about, scavenging for garbage threads. Fucking vermin.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:05 No.8178507
    >>8178469
    SWORDS DON'T HAVE A PENIS LOLOLOL YOU ARE STOOPID
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:06 No.8178518
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    >>8178497
    >>8178497
    >>8178497
    >>8178497
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:07 No.8178529
    >>8178507
    ID RATHER BE PENIS W/ SWORD THAN BE TELEPATHIC WEEABOO BLADE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:10 No.8178569
    I wouldn't wipe my ass with this thread; it doesn't deserve the dignity and honor bestowed via such actions.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:10 No.8178573
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    >>8178529
    MORE LIKE YOU RATHER BE TROLLED AND NOW U MAD
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:10 No.8178583
    if OP is even reading this thread anymore, I just want to say ignore the troll fags. This quest was actually interesting and had a cool premise.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:11 No.8178595
    >>8178497
    umad?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:12 No.8178605
    >>8178583
    i second that
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:12 No.8178610
    >>8178583
    >>8178605
    thirded
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:12 No.8178613
    >>8178583
    Hurpderp he's off in tgchan fapping to furry
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:14 No.8178638
    >>8178583
    >>8178605
    >>8178610
    saaaaaaaaaamefag
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:15 No.8178651
    >>8178638
    >samefag
    >21:12
    >21:12
    >4chan's no-spamming policy
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:16 No.8178666
    >>8178651
    >replying to someone saying samefag
    >implying you didn't get trolled
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:17 No.8178684
    I love 4chan

    Trolls
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:17 No.8178690
    I say we archive this thread and use it as an example of heresy.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:17 No.8178697
    >>8178666
    >retard
    >called out
    >NUH UH I'M A TROLL

    u mad?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:18 No.8178703
    >>8178666
    >also 666 troll get
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:18 No.8178704
    what a nice board
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:18 No.8178708
    >>8178638
    herp derp, multiple actually enjoyed this thread. BLASPHEMER.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:18 No.8178715
    >>8178690
    trygon or mawlock?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:21 No.8178764
    >>8178704
    Fuck you
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:21 No.8178772
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8176779/
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:32 No.8178974
    >herp derp, multiple actually enjoyed this thread. BLASPHEMER.
    >herp derp, multiple actually enjoyed

    Multiple what?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:33 No.8178999
    >>8178974
    multiple multiples... but really, I meant people
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:33 No.8179002
    >>8178974
    >grammar troll way after the original post

    umad?
    >> thread is faget thread is faget 02/19/10(Fri)21:39 No.8179112
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    thread is faget
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:40 No.8179129
    WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ON FRONT PAGE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:40 No.8179139
    >>8179112
    you remind me of faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:41 No.8179148
    >>8179139
    Oh no I'm scurred
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:41 No.8179161
    >>8179129
    >implication trolls trolling non implication trolls
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:42 No.8179172
    >>8179161
    >attempt at edginess via repetition and aloofness
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:42 No.8179176
    between this and the furry thread that is also on front page I believe /tg/ is overflowing with trolls at the moment. Shit sucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:43 No.8179187
    >>8179176
    eat a bowl of dicks

    bwahaha

    climb a penis wall
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:45 No.8179228
    >>8179148
    now you are a scared faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)21:45 No.8179234
    >>8179172
    >attempts to be "jaded" by assuming others try to be "edgy"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/10(Fri)22:35 No.8180039
    /b/ claims another victim. Polite sage, sorry about the quest. You can delete the thread, you know.



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