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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
December 2007
870457Paladin StoryAn epic paladin story about two sisters, pacts with demons and a journey into hell.paladin, story, epic2007-12-05 29 
January 2008
1042503Paladin Story IIPaladin from earlier epic thread redeems an Erinyes through psychological conditioning.paladin, story, D&D2008-01-20 12 
April 2008
1609501Paladin Story IIIWith the now-reformed Erinyes in tow, epic Paladin now assists a celestial host in stopping a demonic invasion from taking place. All this at level 11.paladin, erinyes, session2008-04-27 10 
May 2008
1644913Peaceful WarriorA paladin tries mercy, munchkin party members disagree and get knocked out.Paladin, Lawful Good, story2008-05-02 10 
1694610How To Make A Paladin FallA shit DM shows up asking how to force his paladin to fall. /tg/ rips him limb from limb. Epic ensuesPaladin, Alignment2008-05-09 12 
May 2009
4649258Alicia update: FAR REALMAlicia fights a creature from the far realm and edges ever higher on the Mary Sue list. Anonymous remands angel lesbianism.alicia, epic paladin, triple angel lesbianism2009-05-24 7 
September 2009
5859214Epic Paladin Fallsa thread about dramatic paladin falls where one Eurofag told the story of how he gave everything he had up for victory. Also, other good Paladin fall stories.Falling Paladin, paladin2009-09-14 11 
January 2010
7477889Sandwich the Drow Paladin!Now with 40% more writefaggotry! Delicious!Sandwich, Drow, Paladin, writefaggotry2010-01-08 11 
February 2010
7951949Drider PaladinStarts off with a player asking for some help fleshing out a character concept. Has some excellent writefaggotry later on.drider, drow, paladin, writefaggotry2010-02-06 6 
8087551Awesome Paladin storytimeA story that starts off with dick DM going "lol Paladin falls" that becomes something far, far greater.Paladin, Falling, DM Horror, writefag2010-02-14 24 
8104655Why you don't fuck with Paladins."I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long career; skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."Paladin, D&D, Fuckwin.2010-02-15 24 
March 2010
8652839Paladins! Fuck yeah!Starts out slow, but grows to encompass Paladins that turn into Black Guards when they're angry, Paladins so British they shit crumpets, and Bards creating awesome by impersonating Paladins.Paladin, Fantasy, D&D, Bard, Black Guard2010-03-19 6 
May 2010
10111656Power Keg of JusticePaladins don't fear falling. They look forward to it.paladin, falling, power keg of justice, bad ass2010-05-28 26 
June 2010
10501437Raiding Hell For Love/tg/ gives advice to a paladin in an Egyptian-themed campaign on how to free a loved one from an eternity of unjust damnation.Egypt, love, paladin, marilith, snake sex2010-06-14 17 
December 2010
13067935Reverse Chivalry - WritefaggotrySome decent writefaggotry regarding the battered husband of an abusive paladin finally taking a stand.paladin, story, awesome2010-12-07 10 
13237239Biggs and Big IronWhat starts out as a wizarding troll thread becomes one of an epic tale of one Goliath and the hammer that broke an entire campaign. Includes a sarcastic bro-priest, a rules lawyer of justice, a little girl and a CE barbarian who gains levels in Paladin of Freedom after killing a man 3 times his level. Contains copious amounts of heroics and fuck the GM.Shit GM, That Guy, Biggs, HAMMERTIME, Little Girl, Paladin, storytime2010-12-21 23 
13254364Reverse Chivalry FollowupOP brings back more stories of his abusive paladin wife.paladin, chivalry, domestic abuse, storytime2010-12-22 24 
January 2011
13399772More Reverse ChivalryOP brings us an update on his storypaladin, chivalry, storytime2011-01-05 20 
13545768Yet More Reverse ChivalryIn which we learn of the Order's origins and receive an update on OP's story.paladin,chivalry,storytime2011-01-16 20 
13661109What would your paladin do?If your son told you he was running off with a bi-curious elf to become a bard? Seeming troll thread gets some good, funny and legitimate response. Then trolls show up.troll, counter troll, paladin, falling, fall, bard, elf2011-01-26 -2 
13707776Longeared Irregulars or Golden Tusk returns part 2slow drawfag returns, and /tg/ develops a warforged raised by bullywugs ITT among other things.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin, warforged, bullywug2011-01-29 7 
13734176Reverse Chivalry ConclusionThe bittersweet conclusion.paladin, chivalry, storytime2011-01-31 21 
February 2011
14029016Most memorable PCsStories of favorite PCs devolves into tales of triumph and glory, where paladins shine, simple clerics teach us how to be a simple man, and luchadorres show us how to be awesome.lucha, PC, story, cleric, paladin, manly tears2011-02-25 5 
April 2011
14612827Marche of FFTA"The Stealthiest Lawful Evil Protagonist in the history of Lawful Evil protagonists."Lawful Evil, Lawful Good, BBEG, troll, trolling, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, fft, ffta, fantasy, paladin, discussion2011-04-16 8 
May 2011
14888308Sal the bleak, Ur-priest of the end of all.A simple Gypsy guy who's the result of a supernatural gene-bashing, and his exploits as the world he lives in keeps hammering home how cold and uncaring it is to his people. Until he finally snaps and ends the world.Emrakul, Gypsy, Storytime, D&D, Paladin, THAT DM, Bard2011-05-11 9 
15009660Time Travel CampaignsA thread for stories about time travel in people's games takes a turn for the epic when a stranger tells a heart-wrenching story about Asmodeus the Paladin. /tg/ weeps, and then someone who may or may not be the writer reveals a terrible secret, leaving /tg/ feeling confused and slightly inspired.time, time travel, story time, storytime, story, paladin, asmodeus, writefaggotry, manly tears2011-05-22 8 
15013749Paladins of MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! OOOOOH YEAH!Randy Savage Ascends to Godhood, /tg/ talks about his PaladinsPaladin, Randy Savage, MACHO MAN, Wrestle, Rapture, OOOOH YEAH2011-05-22 6 
October 2011
16633959The Paladin Code of BoxesA naive basemen/tg/uy tries to start a hypothetical discussion about paladin code, but his picture is too interesting for /tg/ to care.derail, paladin, paladin code, funny, classic /tg/, humor, box, boxes, carl sagan, schrodinger2011-10-15 12 
16673033Intelligent Weapon NamesWhat starts as a thread of a paladin looking for a magic item name transforms into the adventures of Sir Bert and Mhye P'iehnysshumor, paladin, lulz2011-10-19 11 
16690346Paladin QuotesPaladin, Paladin far from home. A collection of Quotes for the good and the righteous.Paladin, Quotes2011-10-21 10 
January 2012
17432768Tales of paladins and blooming loveOP posts the story of his campaign so far, in which he serves as the faithful beyond death of a paladin-turned-necromancer king. More stories are posted, including a repentant mercenary turned paladin, and one of love blooming on the lists.Paladin, Story, Story thread, Cavalier, Games, Roleplay, DND, Rowan, William2012-01-05 7 
17482364Whatever happened to Ozzmar?When one anon wonders if a screencapped story ever had a conclusion, the original poster steps up and continues the epic tale.storytime, awesome, paladin, Dungeons and Dragons, screencaps2012-01-10 23 
17523320TG helps inspire children's book(s)Op asks tg for help developing t tg related children's book we offer up cool suggestionsMilly, story,writefaggery,Paladin,writefag, Getting Shit Done2012-01-13 8 
17629470PaladinsThis is how I Paladin. And /tg/ Paladins well.Paladin, music, awesome2012-01-22 10 
May 2012
19115940Sir TourettesA demon paladin cursed to do good, but shouting blasphemies and monstrous things the entire time.paladin, asshole2012-05-15 47 
July 2012
19951563Matt Ward's DungeonA thread about a woman bound in a dungeon quickly becomes a massive paladin party.paladin, rp, derail, dungeon, white knight2012-07-19 21 
December 2012
21869883Paladin: The Redemption Are you a bad enough dude to hold back the night in the World of Darkness? Listen to the Music and get ready to quest. Onwards, my brothers!World of Darkness, Paladin The Redemption, Paladin, Splat, The Music, Quest, Vimes2012-12-03 30 
January 2013
22421105Gorilla RPG PartyDiscussion on the merits of gorilla PCs turns into storytime about a Gorilla Paladin.Gorilla, Paladin, Gorilladin, RPG, Party, Ape2013-01-06 5 
22578538Paladins That Eat GodsOP tells the tale of an epic campaign.paladin, lovecraftian, god, gods, deity, deities, artifact, madness2013-01-14 31 
February 2013
23016703Childhood friend became a blackguard, what do?OP asks the question, thread is derailed twice and quality writing is produced.What do?, paladin, blackguard, Descartes2013-02-07 4 
March 2013
23577656A tale of GAROAn epic tale of how four Makai Knights protect a shrine from the forces of evil.Storytime, GARO, paladin, demons2013-03-09 26 
June 2013
25329296Paladin falls, puns ensueTg gets clever about a defenstrated paladinpaladin, fall, puns2013-06-09 25 
October 2013
27948809How to into villainsA thread starts off with GMs sharing tricks they like; it eventually switches into a discussion om how to make good BBEGs.villain, BBEG, Lich, necromancer, paladin, GM, DM2013-10-26 4 
November 2013
28309051Marche/Kamina-like VillianOP brings us the idea of a man of justice dedicated to toppling the very gods to free the world from their influence. He is to be the main antagonist to the Player Characters, who are paladins and clerics fighting for what they believe is right. Much discussion is had, and storytime is promised.advice, paladin, awesome, BBEG, villain2013-11-15 5 
December 2013
28617703Times your group has had to end for the nightTimes a campaign has had to restart, be rewritten, or put on hold because of silly bullshit players pull. Also a small bit of advice on worldbuilding.DM, GM, DMing, GMing, worldbuilding, story, stories, storytime, PC, GMPC, DMPC, bard, paladin, seduction, cancer, Elder evil, EE, BBEG2013-12-02 5 
29146867Paladin, Dark Knight and SuccubusRandom brainstorm for episodes in sitcom about paladin living in hellish neighbourhood.paladin, demons, sitcom, plots2013-12-29 50 
March 2014
31082498Philosophy of Donut Justice'Why not paladin' thread, derailed into donut-based explanations of philosophyDonut, philosophy, paladin, derail, LG2014-03-26 5 
May 2014
32308550Paladin Quest: The ChivalringYou are a paladin of the Moon, sister of the Sun and daughter of the Sky. There is evil afoot, and it is your duty and privilege to smite it.Paladin Quest, Collective Game, Knights, Chivalry, Not!Asia, Lunar Paladin, Vampires, Jojo, Smiting Evil2014-05-23 29 
32354710Paladin Quest II: Live Free or Die ChivalrousYou are Fei Yu Xiang, Knight of the Moon, and you've just been turned into a Hungering Prince. But who cares about that, there's chivalry to do.Paladin Quest, Collective Game, Knights, Chivalry, Not!Asia, Lunar Paladin, Vampires, Smiting Evil2014-05-25 22 
June 2014
32816963Order of the Emerald StarDiscussion and storytime about the Order of the Emerald Star, an ingame religion worshipping a former PC's Bard after he Ascended.Gods, Deity, Emerald Star, Bards, Music, Paladin, Storytime,2014-06-17 4 
33059651Paladin of Joy Quest 1In which a new QM really screw up chargen, but loyal players save the dayCollective Game, Quest, Paladin, Female Protagonist2014-06-28 20 
July 2014
33149503/tg/ deity inventionOP requests ideas for gods and pantheons. Worldbuilding, original content and the TF2 Pyro as a deity results. Also, native amarican raccoon-people.Deity, Deities, Pantheon, God, Gods, Worldbuilding, Brainstorming, Paladin,2014-07-04 3 
33540846The Last Inquisitor Quest 4.5You are the Inquisitor, a dark being bound by the Holy Order. New Approved QM. Autumn Thinks, Slave camps, Elf child, Preparing to meet Dwarf King.The Last Inquisitor Quest, Collective Game, Name, Paladin, Elf2014-07-20 1 
33618606The Witch Paladin Evolution of a conceptOP brings gifts from the lands of dA. /tg/ does as it's wont to do and makes it actually work.concept fix, armour, the witcher, paladin, witch, mary sue2014-07-24 4 
August 2014
34426446Paladin Quest III: Judgement DayQM lost her Anonkun password, so one last thread on /tg/.Paladin Quest, Collective Game, Knights, Chivalry, Not!Asia, Lunar Paladin, Vampires, Smiting Evil2014-08-27 1 
September 2014
34852021A Study in Blue (Quest)You are a noble paladin of the order of Achilles, and you have been captured by a sadistic psychopath. A Study in Blue, Collective Game, Quest, Paladin, Lancer2014-09-14 16 
October 2014
35453190Sikh PaladinsDiscussion of alternate paladins centered around how awesome Sikhism is. Theological debates on the side.religion, paladin, sikh2014-10-12 4 
November 2014
36467309Fallen Paladin QuestKaeso reminisces on what it was like to be the champion of a now dead God and purges a cult.collective game, fallen paladin quest, paladin, zarathustra2014-11-29 12 
36488000Fallen Paladin Quest IIKaeso reachs Berenice, signs a contract, and decides not to fight the musket-weilding invaders.collective game, fallen paladin quest, paladin, zarathustra2014-11-30 9 
December 2014
36547452Fallen Paladin Quest IIIKaeso nobly fights thugs, undead, and himself and only gets his shit kicked in once. Through this he makes it to Istriumcollective game, fallen paladin quest, paladin, zarathustra2014-12-03 7 
36603950Paladin of Joy Quest SummaryA Summary of threads to date.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Summary2014-12-06 20 
May 2015
39846920Paladin of Joy Quest 66: Tales of the Belt Notchers 1Six succubi accept a mission from a Goddess: Are they bad enough girls to steal an artifact from a crazy lich?Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2015-05-09 17 
39987773Paladin of Joy Quest 67: Tales of the Belt Notchers 2Still stuck in the puzzle dungeon, which of our girls will win the battle for the heart? Oh and also there's a Lich to defeat.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2015-05-16 17 
October 2015
42926199Paladin of Harlot SweetsWritefaggotry of a paladin using an Int damaging, Cha/Dex boosting drug, and her deteriorating mental state over her adventures.Pathfinder, Writefaggotry, Paladin, drugs, stupidity2015-10-09 -2 
December 2015
44021265Good Mindflayers: A Philosophical StudyIn which /tg/ engages in a sophisticated discussion on the morality of the Illithids. mind flayer, illithid, good-aligned, paladin, monk, cuisine 2015-12-10 1 
March 2016
45919812Paladin of Joy Quest 81: Tales of the Belt NotchersYou need to steal this thing from this rocky guy and I forgot the rest but Slaad are involved.Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2016-03-10 7 
46034594Paladin of Joy Quest 82: Tales of the Belt NotchersAre you ready to rock?!Paladin of Joy Quest, Collective Game, Female Protagonist, Paladin, Succubi, Belt Notchers2016-03-15 7 
April 2016
16860Quest thing3 adventurers enter, but only 1 leaves alive.notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones, Loch, Mystery Box2016-04-30 14 
May 2016
70007Paladin QuestSir Alaric Lener begins his adventure as a Paladin of the Order of Angels.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero2016-05-09 1 
104742Paladin Quest Part 2The second part of Paladin Quest,in which a party is formed, bandits attack, the barbarian gets a new scar, and Selora is dropped off.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party2016-05-11 1 
165237Paladin Quest Part 3In this edition of Paladin Quest, Alaric's partners get names, discover a group of ogres partying, and inform the local authorities.Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party, fail2016-05-27 1 
June 2016
268264The Paladin's Dilemma: A Question of NormalityA paladin dies in the course of his duties, takign with him a terrible menace. He is called from death to continue his duties now...Collective Game, paladin, immortals, ressurection, body snatchers, overwhelming evil, blood2016-06-21 3 
301094Black Company Quest #9The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The WORST possible thing happens to poor Corporal Prince.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, PROMOTIONS!2016-06-28 25 
July 2016
333329Black Company Quest #10The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. Give Lieutenant Prince battle over paperwork and people any day.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, Battle of Berwick Road2016-07-05 26 
48087737"Why are Paladins so hates?" Plus anon rage.OP asks /tg/ why some people whine when someone plays a Paladin and the thread derails into why a randomanon who hates Paladins is a faggot.That Guy, Problem Player, storytime, Paladin, Drama, Paladins, rage2016-07-05 -4 
327666Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #1A captain of a submarine goes on an adventure. Shit happens.notapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-07-05 2 
August 2016
429833Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #3Labeled it as part 6 in the OP for some reasonnotapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-08-07 6 
450337Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #4The adventure ends, not with a bang, but a whimper. Metaphorically, as it literally ended with the captain blown up. notapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-08-08 1 
48876497A Question About GolemsIn this thread, /tg/ debates the ethics and morality of a paladin enslaving a group of freedom-seeking golems to save a Human kingdom.Golem, paladin, ethics, morality, debate, philosophy2016-08-19 7 
469289 DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - WoNN A tabletop quest with a group of small sized adventurers! The group is trying to relax after the last adventure, but danger is afoot!tabletop, diminutive dungeon delvers, adventurers, undead, skeletons, rpg, mage, rogue, paladin, demons, minibosses, humor2016-08-23 3 
500815DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - WoNN part 2Continuation of WoNN. The group fights its way through more undeads and face off against the cause of the invasiontabletop, diminutive dungeon delvers, adventurers, undead, skeletons, rpg, mage, rogue, paladin, demons, minibosses, humor, succubus 2016-08-31 2 
September 2016
539832Civ Thing #9The final anticlimatic conclusion to the not so epic saganotapaladin, Civ Thing, Collective Game2016-09-14 2 
591859DIMINUTIVE DUNGEON DELVERS (Beta) - A succubus' Tale part 3Final part of the Succubus Tale. Time to finish your escape and get to the material plane!DDD, Diminutive Dungeon Delvers, Succubus, cultist, hell, sneaking, image_Quest, image, paladin, rogue, mage, wizard, dating, imp, cute, 2016-09-22 1 
November 2016
786884"Racing" adventureThe race starts off with Orc Cleric and Daemon Paladin getting in some early victories before Daemon Paladin has to go to the hospital.notapaladin, collective game, racing, racing adventure2016-11-15 1 
February 2017
1132732Divine Demoness QuestAsheroth goes through her character generation. Demon, Fantasy, Paladin, Succubus2017-02-14 5 
March 2017
51971742Statistics for GastonFa/tg/uy asks for statistics for Gaston and posts the clip of Gaston's theme. /tg/ delivers. (He's a Paladin.)gaston, music, disney, stat me, statistics, paladin, falls2017-03-02 34 
1226658Black Company Quest #20The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. A surefire plan goes bad and then Prince accidentally a Dragon.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, Dragon, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD2017-03-04 23 
1280388Black Company Quest #23The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. Prince cows the Vamps with his Dragon. The offensive is launched.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, Dragon, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD2017-03-20 23 
April 2017
1325299Black Company Quest #24The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Skalds are in LT Prince's way. So he removes them. Brutally.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, Skalds, BRUTAL2017-04-02 25 
1372129Black Company Quest #26The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. A disfigured LT Prince awakes to his anxious comrades and Captain.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Will Senpai Notice Me, Highlander, NE2017-04-17 20 
May 2017
1417623Black Company Quest #27The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The boy-heir is handed over, Prince reaffirms his love for the 7th.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, No Parents, Mecha, PROMOTIONS!2017-05-01 24 
June 2017
1602845Black Company Quest #28The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day One. There is much weeping an gnashing of teeth.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, No Parents, Punished Kid2017-06-25 22 
July 2017
1702597Black Company Quest #29The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day Two. God versus Gold, Prince kills some brave men.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Drugs, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD2017-07-25 21 
September 2017
1830681Black Company Quest #30The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day Three. A time of harsh measures and grim examples.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Will Senpai Notice Me2017-09-02 17 
October 2017
1920396Black Company Quest #31The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day Four. Training, talking, bathing and speaking. Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary2017-10-08 14 
December 2017
2096431Black Company Quest #32The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day Four. Holy warriors are slain, an ex-pirate falls.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Pirate2017-12-03 10 
2152691Black Company Quest #33The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. LT Prince does not fall to the dark side, he leaps in feet first.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, PROMOTIONS!2017-12-17 11 
January 2018
2180662Black Company Quest #33.5The Black Company is good at avoiding paperwork and skirting duties. Not a whole lot is achieved in this thread. But that's okay.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Punished Kid2018-01-08 7 
2223983Black Company Quest #34The Black Company is good at avoiding paperwork and skirting duties. LT Prince breaks not one, but two legions. Today is a day for Eagles.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Eagle, Hail to the Prince2018-01-14 7 
February 2018
2296157Black Company Quest #35The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. 7th Platoon cements their reputation as the Best at what they Do.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Highlander, Double Crits2018-02-19 11 
March 2018
2370750Black Company Quest #36The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. In the wake of a great victory, LT Prince plans a vampire raid.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Vampire2018-03-10 10 
April 2018
2433024Black Company Quest #37The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. LT Prince leads the first ever draconic vamp-air raid.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Dragon, Closed Waifu Route2018-04-08 8 
June 2018
60132302/tg/ makes a pantheonWorldbuilding for a pantheon's worth of original deities for your fantasy games.worldbuilding, setting, pantheon, religion, deity, god, paladin, cleric, Prim Goddess of Apathy Undead and Junkfood,2018-06-08 1 
July 2018
2726139Black Company Quest #38The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. LT Prince crushes the Free Alliance and meets his dread Employer.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Dragon, Undead2018-07-15 10 
August 2018
2764223Black Company Quest #39The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Black Company is Victorious. This means recruits and paperwork.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Dragon, Undead, PROMOTIONS!2018-08-02 12 
2799665Black Company Quest #40The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The contract is fulfilled. When the dust settles what is left?Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Mercenary, Dragon, Undead, PROMOTIONS!2018-08-12 10 
October 2018
2980253Sworn to Valour QuestA Knight is Sworn to Valour. Ser Gabriel Rousseau, Kingsman of Aubres, sets out on Errantry to prove himself as the world's greatest knightSworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed2018-10-21 31 
November 2018
3018178Sworn to Valour Quest #2His Heart Knows Only Virtue. Sir Emile Andrei of Romaine aids his father in battle and travels west to hunt the Creeping Horror of Grenmire.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Monster2018-11-05 22 
3049678Sworn to Valour Quest #3His Blade Defends the Helpless. On his way to the Capital Sir Andrei apprehends a murderous false knight, political consequences be damned.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Crime2018-11-25 20 
January 2019
3140876Sworn to Valour Quest #4His Might Upholds the Weak. Sir Andrei skirts the political fallout of the trial of the murderous knight and ensures that justice is done.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Justice2019-01-05 21 
3173679Sworn to Valour Quest #5His Word Speaks Only Truth. Sir Andrei witnesses the execution of the false knight and battles against foul beastmen on the King's Highway.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Shekels2019-01-19 21 
February 2019
3221640Sworn to Valour Quest #6His Wrath Undoes the Wicked. Sir Andrei brings grim tidings to House Rousseau and the caravan finally arrives at the great Capital, Aubrey. Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Homecoming2019-02-09 21 
3258739Sworn to Valour Quest #7His Wrath Undoes the Wicked. Sir Andrei and his companions celebrate, sparking a tryst with the foreign Wastelander woman. The Vigil awaits.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Knight is Sworn to Child Support2019-02-18 15 
March 2019
3333941Sworn to Valour Quest #8A Knight is Sworn to Valour. Sir Emile Andrei stands the Vigil and agrees to protect pilgrims on the way to the next holy site in Fallavon.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM,2019-03-21 16 
June 2019
3541964Runic Weapon QuestA short oneshot , begotten by the creativity of Anons and ended by a lack of mutual intrest on all partsWeapon, Dwarves, Cleric, Paladin, Sentient Weapon, One-Shot, Runic Weapon Quest2019-06-08 1 
3559231Sworn to Valour Quest #9His Heart Knows Only Virtue. Sir Andrei escorts the pilgrims through the glades of Fallavon. A fell creature stalks them in the night.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Black Company Quest2019-06-21 20 
July 2019
3599087Sworn to Valour Quest #10His Blade Defends the Helpless. Having safely escorted the pilgrims to Motte-Fallavon, Sir Andrei goes to attend a small tournament nearby.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM,2019-07-04 21 
3648621Sworn to Valour Quest #11His Might Upholds the Weak. Sir Andrei forms rivalries and friendships alike at the tournament. Meanwhile, plots thicken on the sidelines.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Why did you have to Crit2019-07-23 16 
3669591Super Robot Pilot Thing #10Space cowboy Fester Winchester kills some mecha beasts with his new friend, space cop Jester Frenks.notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-07-30 1 
August 2019
3713942Super Robot Pilot Thing #11Jester fucking diesnotapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-08-12 1 
3725756Sworn to Valour Quest #12His Word Speaks Only Truth. Having resolved to find his brother, Sir Andrei first makes preparations and stands the Vigil at Motte-Fallavon.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Spooky Visions2019-08-13 14 
September 2019
3747555Super Robot Pilot Thing #12Shenanigans happen as Space Pirate Edward is assailed by voices in his head. notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-09-07 1 
3803080Sworn to Valour Quest #13His Wrath Undoes the Wicked. Sir Andrei and his companions set out in the Fallavon woods in search of his brother. Much danger awaits them.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Into the Woods2019-09-14 20 
3800701Super Robot Pilot Thing #13Edward proves himself to be a much more effective protagonist. Unfortunately Fester is revived.notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-09-22 1 
October 2019
3848849Sworn to Valour Quest #14A Knight is Sworn to Valour. A secret war brews in the depths of the Fallavon woodlands. In the midst of this, two brothers are reunited.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, The Secret War2019-10-05 15 
3852954Super Robot Pilot Thing #14Fester bumbles his way through the plot as a new enemy group is discovered notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-10-26 0 
November 2019
3894083Sworn to Valour Quest #15His Heart Knows Only Virtue. Sir Andrei throws in his lot with his brother, a desperate gambit while the main battle rages. The die is cast.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, The Secret War, No dice yet2019-11-04 12 
3890315Super Robot Pilot Thing #15Fester bumbles his way through the plot some more as OP dies repeatedly notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-11-15 0 
3924727Sworn to Valour Quest #16His Blade Defends the Helpless. The rescue mission is successful. But there is a darker, terrible secret at the heart of this conspiracy.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, The Secret War, Blasphemy2019-11-24 14 
December 2019
3925622Super Robot Pilot Thing #15It's almost the end, and Fester is still incredibly cursed by shit rolls.notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-12-08 0 
3958282Sworn to Valour Quest #17His Might Upholds the Weak. A foul evil is defeated. Sir Andrei survives a trying ordeal only to nearly be eaten alive by a serpent. Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, The Secret War, SNEK2019-12-21 20 
January 2020
3982045Super Robot Pilot Thing #17The final episode. Everything is incredibly cursed both in and out of threadnotapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE 2020-01-05 0 
4021592Sworn to Valour Quest #18His Word Speaks Only Truth. Sir Andrei is unsure which is deadlier, the monsters lurking within the forest or the machinations of the Fae.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Fae Banquet2020-01-27 13 
February 2020
4014815Skeleton Island 2, part 1The skellies return. This time it's Shotasniffer that's the protagonist. notapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-02-02 2 
4046636Skeleton Island 2, part 2The shenanigans continue as Shotasniffer tries to rescue Rasputin from their Great Grandmanotapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-02-02 1 
4057155Sworn to Valour Quest #19His Wrath Undoes the Wicked. At last returning to civilisation after an arduous expedition, Sir Andrei prepares to continue his pilgrimage.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Forest Hunt2020-02-13 13 
4082411Skeleton Island 2, part 3The first confrontation against Grandma! notapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-02-29 1 
March 2020
4104172Sworn to Valour Quest #20A Knight is Sworn to Valour. Sir Andrei travels further west, testing his mettle against ruthless knights and perfidious bandits alike.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Captain Canton2020-03-12 14 
4119767Skeleton Island 2, part 4Doing crimes and letting bad things happen to Quattro notapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-03-23 0 
April 2020
4153250Skeleton Island 2, part 5Prepping and planning an elf kingdom invasion notapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-04-04 0 
4160863Sworn to Valour Quest #21His Heart Knows Only Virtue. Determined to prove his squire's innocence, Sir Andrei thrashes his third Fallavon knight on the way to PascaeSworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Lard Kitchener2020-04-10 20 
4174684Skeleton Island 2, part 6Shotasniffer infiltrates the elf kingdom. Then travels to an alternate dimension.notapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-04-18 0 
4196315Skeleton Island 2, part 7The search for Quattro continuesnotapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-04-22 1 
4210296Skeleton Island 2, part 8Big ol' fight against the ALT-Yellows!notapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-04-28 0 
May 2020
4198134Sworn to Valour Quest #22His Blade Defends the Helpless. Arriving in Pascae, Sir Andrei enters a fourth duel and accidentally slays the challenger. Penance follows. Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Miracle Man2020-05-01 20 
4231955Skeleton Island 2, part 9Returning to the island, Shotasniffer finds that it has been significantly fucked since she last left itnotapaladin, drawquest, skeletons, skeleton island, shotasniffer2020-05-23 0 
4248478Sworn to Valour Quest #23His Might Upholds the Weak. The big city of Port Bounty wears against Sir Andrei like a tongue against a sore tooth. Rotten to the core.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Port Bounty 992020-05-29 17 
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