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April 2010
9091532/tg/ talks Planes and Mercs XXIDid somebody just say 'warcrimes'? Because I think I heard someone say 'warcrimes'.planes, awesome, mercenaries, warcrimes2010-04-10 11 
9133174Planes and Mercs XXIIMission Planning again. Unsurprisingly, the Russians want even more warcrimes. Also, Sukhoi plays "identify the plane".planes, awesome, mercenaries, warcrimes, jets, homebrew2010-04-12 10 
February 2011
13988272Planes and Mercs, Libya editionAfrica is hiring mercenaries. The obvious parallels are drawn before Firestorm returns with the spamplanes and mercs, pam, firestorm, sukhoi, witch, warcrimes2011-02-22 1 
March 2011
14156793Another Dresden Files RPG threadHere we have campaign ideas, ideas for the jade court, some useful links, and the discovery that TheyFightCrime.org is the perfect way to come up with character ideas for the DFRPG.Dresden Files RPG, FATE, Spirit of the Century, They Fight Crime, Ideas, Awesome2011-03-08 5 
April 2011
14513066They Fight Crime!Random generators and writefags unite as some unlikely couples are brought forth to fight crime!writefag, fight crime, couple, random generator, crime, fight2011-04-08 10 
February 2013
22975638Some monster creates a war crime.DEAR GOD WHYTorture, Caltrop, Lego, Warcrime2013-02-04 49 
March 2014
30873690Pokemon Quest #32The group goes vigilante on Tony and Team Imperium, and does some investing!Pokemon Quest, Pokemon, gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, crime2014-03-16 24 
June 2014
32903907Grifter Quest #2We go after a money launderer/bookie/loan shark who has more cash than sense. Even among thieves, a Mark is a Mark. Collective Game, Crime, Grifter, Grifter Quest, Thief2014-06-20 1 
July 2014
33495084Esper Quest- Thread 2Thread 1 is mislabeled as "Edge Sperg Quest"Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-07-18 13 
33583381Esper Quest: Thread 3We start off with Mami, and then go back to Akari-chan! Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-07-22 10 
33702308Esper Quest: Thread 4We start off as an idol with some shady 'hobbies', and then get on with figuring out just what the heck happened last night!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-07-27 8 
33777137Esper Quest: Thread 5We start out with an infodump and go on to find out that AC's 10th District, 'The Strange,' is... sandy?Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Cosplay Gangsters2014-07-30 7 
August 2014
33916513Esper Quest: Thread 6We start off with Fate, who's had a bad day, and learn some stuff about evil plots! Then it's back to Akari and the law.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Temporary Despair2014-08-05 6 
33988074Esper Quest: Thread 7We start out with Mokarin and run an errand with Fate; then Mato gets a tongue-lashing and Akari tries not to burninate everything.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Scolding2014-08-08 6 
34114457Esper Quest: Thread 8Mami makes a decision, Kyuubey wonders whether or not he should grant the wishes of a little girl, and the hunt for Precia truly begins!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-08-13 7 
34161166Esper Quest: Thread 9Akari's shadowruns intensify... needlessly. Also, patrollin' and random encounters! Yay!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, JUSTICE2014-08-15 7 
34283182Esper Quest: Thread 10We meet a pair of 'magical girls,' and IT'S AKARI'S BIRTHDAY! Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, WIZARDS AND BIRTHDAY PARTIES2014-08-20 7 
34305008Esper Quest: Thread 10.5THE BIRTHDAY PARTY NEVER ENDS! Continuation of thread 10!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, BIRTHDAY PARTIES2014-08-21 7 
34459836Esper Quest: Thread 11We start with Mami, whose day has been (and will continue to be) full of robots! Then, the plot thickens!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, JUSTICE, LASERS, ROBOT DINOSAURS, GOOD OLD-FASHIONED NEWFANGLED FISTICUFFS2014-08-28 6 
September 2014
34581702Esper Quest: Thread 12We start off with a certain wheeled cyborg, and go looking for a friend! Then, things continue to get crazier! Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, WHEELS2014-09-02 5 
34841917Esper Quest: Thread 13We start off with Akari, who is worried about the sanctity if Mato's rockin' "bod." And, y'know, her safety and health and stuff. And it's still July 25th!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, WORRYING 2014-09-13 5 
35026658Esper Quest: Thread 14We start out with Strength, who has no idea what's going on. Then, we realize that the gang's all here.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-09-21 5 
35177127Esper Quest: Thread 15STRIPES! (heh). We start out with Mato, and then she and Akari have some good breakfast-time conversation! What happens next is up to the players!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, JUSTICE2014-09-28 5 
October 2014
35326929Esper Quest: Thread 16We start with Minami, who becomes aware that it's way too early, and then go to a meeting! Oh, also, there's some giant robots or something. No big deal, really.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-10-05 6 
35351727Accidental Idol Crime Quest 2 :MurderWhen on a date with an Idol, misunderstandings happen and people think we murdered her.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-07 12 
35458769Esper Quest: Thread 17Akari and Co. take on Not!Mechagodzilla... and... Co.? Oh boy. Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, GIANT ROBOTS, ROBOT DINOSAURS, THE GREAT EVIL, MAGIC, JUSTICE2014-10-11 2 
35511879Accidental Idol Crime Quest 3: Idol CultYou are Iori Minase the idol and a cult just kidnapped your boyfriend Protag.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-14 8 
35567762Esper Quest: Thread 18Akari and Co. learn that Mop-man is a big jerk, just like his robot: REALLY BIG. Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, GIANT ROBOTS, ROBOT DINOSAURS, THE GREAT EVIL, MAGIC, JUSTICE2014-10-16 5 
35613954Esper Quest: Thread 19Is it the calm before the storm? Or the calm of the aftermath? Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things2014-10-18 5 
35657424Accidental Idol Crime Quest 4: Child AbductionYour idol girlfriend has come home carrying a young child, and we immediately hear that the Mayor's daughter has been missing since this morning.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-21 9 
35754680Esper Quest: Thread 20Nee-chan returns, and a decision must be made: WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryo-Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, The Eye of Judgment, Hospital food, THE RETURN OF THE NEE-CHAN2014-10-25 5 
35800381Accidental Idol Crime Quest 5: Russian MafiaIn which we peer into the past of our cab driver friend.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-10-28 8 
35842642Accidental Idol Crime Quest 6: Halloween SpecialHalloween is celebrated in an aMAIZEingly large corn maze. Then things start to get hot.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-10-30 7 
November 2014
35897723Esper Quest: Thread 21Akari is released from the hospital... and greeted by some... unexpected visitors. The question is- are they friend, or foe?Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion2014-11-01 3 
36043183Esper Quest: Thread 22After last thread's 'close encounter,' it's time for learning! Because knowing is half the battle!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, ZAPPY-ZAP, Xenos filth, invasion, LEARNING2014-11-08 5 
36087754Accidental Idol Crime Quest 7: Russian Mafia 2You are Ivan Nabokov, and you are on your way to escaping the clutches of the Russian Mafia.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-11-11 6 
36188990Esper Quest: Thread 23We start off with LOLIBOT PRI- err, Precia Testarossa, and begin work on something to combat the alien menace! Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!2014-11-15 2 
36235103Accidental Idol Crime Quest 8: Domestic TerrorismWhile out with your idol girlfriend you are accused of terrorism because of a cellphone game.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-11-18 5 
36396138Esper Quest: Thread 24We start out with Mato, and probably end up doing cute things for most of the thread. Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!2014-11-25 5 
36488319Esper Quest: Thread 25We begin with Mato in a room full of nerds. Meanwhile, Nee-chan knows much about making superheavy tanks.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, LEARNING2014-11-30 2 
December 2014
36569466Esper Quest: Thread 26Psi-amplification is a wonderful thing! No alternate PoV intro today. Only glorious honks.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!, HONK, 4chen2014-12-04 5 
36607834Esper Quest: Thread 27Akari thinks on her dreams, potentially changing the nature of her personal reality even further. At least Mato's hungry enough for some breakfast!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, DREAM SEQUENCE2014-12-06 6 
36651097Accidental Idol Crime Quest 9: Domestic Terrorism 2You are Iori Minase, and you are waking up after being kidnapped to make bombs for a nefarious group.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-12-09 7 
36898294Esper Quest: Thread 28We pick up where we left off last time- BREAKING THE FAST! And silliness returns with a vengeance! Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, Dice be praised!2014-12-21 2 
36903059Accidental Idol Crime Quest 10: Domestic Violence: Christmas Special!Visiting your father for Christmas puts your life in peril more than once. But what doesn't? Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-12-22 7 
37026473Esper Quest: Christmas/Winter Holiday SpecialIt's a bit too late to call it a Christmas special, but it's still the winter holidays, right? We start with Feito-chan so the QM can hint that her relationship with her mother has improved greatly.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, CHRISTMAS, SNOWBALL FIGHT, HAPPY HOLIDAYS2014-12-28 5 
January 2015
37252704Accidental Idol Crime Quest 11: Public IntoxicationWe celebrate the new years by getting drunk with a bunch of Idols.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-01-09 5 
37315775Esper Quest: Thread 29"The Search for Mato" Some other stuff happens, too, but that's the starting point.Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!, WHERE'S YOUR WIFE, MATO PLS, Geeze, put that thing on a leash before it glomp-maims somebody!2015-01-11 3 
37467100Esper Quest: Thread 30Yuri, bad puns, yuri, and a huge freakin' tank. And that's just the beginning!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!, extra yuri, makeup?2015-01-18 3 
37640182Esper Quest: Thread 31We start out with Yuu/Strength, picking up where we left off last time- at the park with Mato and Akari (and some ice cream!).Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Freezination, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!, imouto acquisition, the true power of yuri2015-01-26 1 
February 2015
37778401Esper Quest: Thread 32Miku gets jealous because Akane's spending way too much time talking on the phone in a language she doesn't speak, and construction on the big tank progresses! Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Yuri, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!, Defense bolstering, Hand-holding2015-02-01 1 
38065862Esper Quest: Thread 33AKari outwits a rude maybe-vampire, cuddles Mato, and will probably never find out why everyone but her and Mokarin seemed so convinced that it was Valentine's Day...Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, Burnination, Yuri, Xenos filth, invasion, SCIENCE!, rude possible vampire, Valentine's Day2015-02-15 1 
March 2015
38709014HEIST Quest Part 1It's time to make some money...HEIST Quest, Crime, Collective Game2015-03-14 22 
38859984HEIST Quest Part 2Carly arrives in Delta City to form a new crew.HEIST Quest, Crime, Collective Game2015-03-21 20 
April 2015
39143636HEIST Quest Part 3The crew explores their safehouse and figure out their next heist.HEIST Quest, Crime, Collective Game2015-04-04 20 
39293881HEIST Quest Part 4The crew goes on the first official job!HEIST Quest, Crime, Collective Game2015-04-12 14 
39432839HEIST Quest Part 5The crew tries to make their first getaway from the police.HEIST Quest, Crime, Collective Game2015-04-18 6 
39574208HEIST Quest Part 6 ENDThe crew move to hit a coke sale.HEIST Quest, Crime, Collective Game2015-04-25 6 
June 2015
40354489Accidental Idol Crime Quest 12: Domestic AbuseWe learn that acting isn't Protag's forte and that a black eye can bring Hell on Earth.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-06-03 7 
August 2015
41858085Accidental Idol Crime Quest 13: Public NudityWe're invited to a nude beach with Iori and all her Idol friends - what can go wrong?Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-08-14 6 
December 2015
44048064Accidental Idol Crime Quest 14: TrespassingWe get dragged to the top of a mountain, and the journey down is filled with peril.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-12-08 6 
March 2016
46098456Chicago 1920 (Quest) Case 001There's a new detective in the Windy City, the case is presented, and things get hairy.Collective Game, Chicago, Noir, 1920, Prohibition, Crime, Detective O'Hara2016-03-18 4 
46249703Chicago 1920 (Quest) Case 002The thread was pretty slow at the start, and had an anti-climatic ending, after fumbling too much OP decided to call it early.Collective Game, Chicago, Noir, 1920, Prohibition, Crime, Detective O'Hara2016-03-25 1 
May 2016
47494711Pokemon Quest #146We work with Geno to stop Team Imperium's plans.Pokemon Quest, Pokemon, Gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, crime2016-05-29 21 
November 2016
798977Thug Quest Part 1In a city much like 1980s Miami, Johnny the thug takes a job. Things escalate quickly.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-11-18 15 
810055Thug Quest 2On the run from the cops and the mob, Johnny and Alex infiltrate a high-class nightclub, and make some new acquaintances.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-11-18 10 
824162Thug Quest 3Johnny steals a boat to steal a helicopter. He also rediscovers the joy of dakka.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-11-18 10 
836043Thug Quest 4Johnny starts to realize just how fucked he is. At least he manages to rescue a friend.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-11-21 7 
852622Thug Quest 5Johnny versus gimps.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-11-23 7 
862322Thug Quest 6Johnny the thug takes a day off in between from murderous crime sprees.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-11-27 6 
December 2016
876375Thug Quest 7Catherine reveals the job to the heist crew. Zero confronts a rival.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-12-04 6 
887763Thug Quest 8Johnny gets high, eats pizza, and watches television. He also steals a black-market EMP from Black Spear.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-12-04 6 
900425Thug Quest 9Johnny buys a strange weapon and meets a strange person.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-12-07 6 
913264Thug Quest 10Johnny and friends begin the heist on the Triads' skyscraper fortress, Dragon's Nest.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-12-12 6 
933850Thug Quest 11Johnny and friends continue their assault on Dragon's Nest. Soon that vault will be theirs for the taking.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-12-18 6 
952745Thug Quest 12Johnny faces one of the Five Elements alone, and encounters a twist of fate.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2016-12-25 6 
January 2017
974148Thug Quest 13Could Johnny really be dead? The QM wouldn't kill the main character, right? Zero and Alex try to find out.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-01-05 7 
1031204Thug Quest 14Johnny wakes up in a Triad drug-testing dungeon. Despite his injuries, he tries to escape, with some help from a new friend.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-01-13 6 
February 2017
1103078Thug Quest 16Out of action for a few weeks, Johnny gets his friends to work on the investigation. Two new helpers are big trouble in small packages.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-02-03 7 
1147915Thug Quest 17Johnny receives some visitors in his new home, and continues to investigate the conspiracy.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-02-14 7 
1181077Thug Quest 18Johnny accepts Catherine's request to act as her bodyguard for a social event at Enigma. What could go wrong?Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-02-23 6 
March 2017
1234271Thug Quest 19: Retired Yakuza QuestKen stakes his life on a daring rescue mission.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-03-14 7 
1281089Thug Quest 20Johnny begins his recovery from another brutal battle. He receives visitors both welcome and otherwise.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-03-26 5 
April 2017
1306379Thug Quest 21Johnny has the law show up on his doorstep while he's got a young woman tied up in the spare room. Awkward.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-04-03 6 
May 2017
1483167Thug Quest 22Taking a break from crime, violence, mayhem, and girls, Johnny invites the guys over for beers and barbecue.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-05-29 6 
June 2017
1568628Thug Quest 23A few weeks after Burger Night with the bros, Johnny is back in action as he and the girls take on a gang of street racers.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-06-22 5 
July 2017
1637468Thug Quest 24It might actually be possible for Johnny to spend an entire day without getting caught up in brutal violence.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-07-09 5 
September 2017
1814888Thug Quest 25The crew attempts a daring assault on the Heat City FBI office, the only place they can find intel on the elite fighters they face.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-09-08 5 
1858627Thug Quest 26Johnny punches some Russians, then gets together with the crew and sets a game plan: punch more Russians.Thug Quest, Collective Game, Crime, Urban, 1980s2017-09-22 4 
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