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May 2009
4576284DeltaGreenDeltaGreenDeltaGreen2009-05-17 -2 
January 2010
7644266Modern Warfare/Rainbow Six Boardgame/tg/ wants to save the hostageshomebrew, rainbow six, modern warfare, delta green, brainstorming2010-01-18 6 
February 2010
8162717Artifact QuestYou are a sword. You have been a sword for as long as you can remember, which is roughly three hundred years. Unfortunately for you, you've spent that time languishing in the hoard of a green dragon.Sword, Green, Dragon, Quest, Tg, Game2010-02-18 5 
February 2011
13826969Time Loop Game?OP asks how one would go about running a Groundhog's Day style game, which of course leads to Majora's Mask discussion and how to run creepy horror scenario with a time loop mechanic.Groundhog Day, Time Loop, Majora's Mask, Legend of Zelda, RPG, Call of Cthulhu, Delta Green2011-02-08 12 
March 2011
14399398Army Men Wargame Funny thread about the Plastic Army Men Wargame/Parody of Warhammer.Warhammer, Army Men, Sarge, Green, Plastic, Wargame2011-03-29 8 
May 2011
14901533Human factoryGM asks for help in a small part of his universe. /tg/ quickly realizes what's going on and gives hints to make it creepier.game design, roleplay, universe, gm, human factory, soylent green2011-05-12 16 
September 2011
16437223/tg/ Trailers"What is the worst possible /tg/ based movie?" A few anons forget what "worse" means and decent writefaggotry is had.Movies, Writefaggotry, Trailers, Delta Green, Exalted, Battleship2011-09-27 4 
January 2012
17692612Pizza OrgyMore evidence that nighttime /tg/ is fucked up.Pizza Orgy, Pizza, Greentext, porn, pasta2012-01-27 10 
March 2012
18312013That Gentleman threadHilarious take on That Guy threads. /tg/ wonders just how much it can get away with as long as it's polite. THAT GUY, greentext, gentleman, verbose, D&D2012-03-13 26 
18324998The God MachineA Delta Green/CoC GM comes to /tg/ with a disturbing idea he penned down at four in the morning, for an enormous torture machine. /tg/ convinces him he's not crazy, and gives ideas and advice.Delta Green, Call of Cthulhu, horror, creepy, machine, refinery, factory, torture, slaughter, abbatoir2012-03-15 22 
November 2012
21470115Random Encounters Reverse pickpockets and satan worshippersSatan, random encounter, greentext, murderhobo, 2012-11-07 11 
December 2012
22130028Green Sun Quest/tg/ screws around with the SBURB, resetting it and destroying Lord English in the process. Then they create some new sessions and look in on the strange wonders of paradox space.Green_Sun_Quest, SBURB, Quest, Collective_Game2012-12-20 2 
22146679/tg/ Prophesizes their OWN end-of-the-world/tg/ bands together with an ancient evil, a virgin, a dog, a half-fae catboy, akuuuuuu, and for some reason michael bay to end all timemayan calendar, end of the world, lol, lulz, funny, humourous indeed, greentext, foolish samurai warrior2012-12-21 14 
February 2013
23372572pretending to be in emperors familywe wrote funny stories on what would happen if primarchs were our brothers primarch emperor warhammer40k warhammer 40k greentext stories story funny 2013-02-25 5 
April 2013
24489793Meta Meta Thread/tg/ enters the sematic webmeta, silly, greentext2013-04-27 10 
June 2013
25737577Gundam AGE Quest: Part 38We learn more about the workings of Vagan, the people, the poverty, the disease and the secrets...Gundam AGE Quest, Collective Game, X-Rounders, Asemu, Dirk, Magicians 8, Woolf, Mobile Suit, Soylent Green 2013-06-30 32 
July 2013
25739703Unnamed Evolution Game/tg/ directs the evolution of an algae blob, a blue detritivore, and a red filter feeder.Collective Game, Unnamed, Evolution, green guy, blue guy, red guy2013-07-01 0 
September 2013
27006367Gundam AGE Quest: Part 49Detective Scarlet is on the case to find Vagan spies, only to end up finding them too late and having to face the Green Knight in her Gawain.Gundam AGE Quest, Gundam, AGE, Flit, Kamina, Awesome, Quest, X-Rounder, Flit, Diva, Inception, Ambat, SID, A.I., Yurin, Wrestlemania, Arnold, Crosswire, Green Knight2013-09-03 26 
July 2014
33665998Pokemon QuestAlways sunny in Pallet TownPokemon Quest, Red, Blue, Green, Professor Oak, Beedrill2014-07-26 30 
33693499Pokemon Quest Part 2An autist, a retard, and a bitch continue their journey to Viridian City Collective Game, Pokemon Quest, Red, Blue, Green, Professor Oak, Beedrill2014-07-27 21 
33713244Pokemon Quest Part 3RED, the Pokemon autist, continues his journey and cockblocks his rivalCollective Game, Pokemon Quest, Red, Blue, Green, Professor Oak, Beedrill2014-07-28 17 
33756905Pokemon Quest #4The Gang Goes to Pewter CityPokemon Quest, Collective Game, Red, Green, Blue, Beedrill, Professor Oak2014-07-30 13 
August 2014
33805313Pokemon Quest #5Red fights the Pewter City GymPokemon Quest, Collective Game, Beedrill, Red, Green, Blue, Professor Oak2014-08-01 17 
33998929Pokemon Quest #6Did someone say shiny?Pokemon Quest, Collective Game, Beedrill, Red, Green, Blue, Professor Oak2014-08-09 8 
34038740The Magical Green Lantern QuestIn brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evilís might, Beware my power, Green Lanternís Light!Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-08-10 17 
34534726The Magical Green Lantern Quest #2Even as the Green Lantern, you can't escape from petty crimes from extraordinary people.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-08-31 14 
September 2014
34976635The Magical Green Lantern Quest #3Red Tornado, the Sky Pirate, Batman and Robin, and some weird guy in a mask all pretty much know where the Green Lantern lives.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-09-19 15 
35131465The Magical Green Lantern Quest #4Justice finds itself in many ways. Through Society, and through vengeance.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-09-26 12 
October 2014
35324142The Magical Green Lantern Quest #5When Worlds collide.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-10-05 12 
35479280The Magical Green Lantern Quest #6The Crisis across infinite dimensions.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-10-12 12 
35629098The Magical Green Lantern Quest #7Delivering Hope.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-10-19 10 
35729249The Magical Green Lantern Quest #8Today is not a good day.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-10-24 11 
November 2014
35894813The Magical Green Lantern Quest #9Both of our fathers are not very good people.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-11-01 11 
36018611The Magical Green Lantern Quest #10No time like the present.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-11-07 12 
36161918The Magical Green Lantern Quest #11The world is yours.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-11-14 11 
36288872The Magical Green Lantern Quest InterludeSome filler stuff before the world is yours.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-11-20 8 
36307922The Magical Green Lantern Quest #12The world is not ours, but we know of another.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-11-21 7 
36468592The Magical Green Lantern Quest #13Two rings are tried on with varying results.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-11-29 11 
December 2014
36722692The Magical Green Lantern Quest #15Thread #14 here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36585852/ Kicking it off with Lumi, Eudora, and fellow GLs vs Manhunters! Also, more shenanigans.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2014-12-12 10 
36762612The Magical Green Lantern #16The liberation of Gemworld.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-12-14 11 
36857023The Magical Green Lantern Quest #17The Magical Green Lantern Quest #17Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern2014-12-19 -2 
36896783The Magical Green Lantern Christmas QuestThread #17 here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36857023/ A very Green Lantern Christmas Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest, steve blum2014-12-21 4 
January 2015
37127835The Magical Green Lantern Quest #18In blackest day and brightest night...Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-01-02 7 
37161290The Magical Green Lantern Quest #19Early achive. The Red Lanterns are in need of help.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-01-04 6 
37464454The Magical Green Lantern Quest #20Early archive. The liberation of the Red Lanterns.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-01-18 7 
37465629Funny /tg/ moments #1/tg/ shares its collection of funny stories.funny, greentext, screencap2015-01-20 0 
37570198The Magical Green Lantern Quest #21Early archive. To police the world.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-01-23 5 
37750427The Magical Green Lantern Quest #22Early archive. Patrolling the world some more.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-01-31 5 
February 2015
38063185The Magical Green Lantern Quest #23Early archive. What a girl wants.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-02-14 5 
38355111The Magical Green Lantern Quest #24Early archive. "With blood and rage of crimson red..."Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-02-27 6 
March 2015
38515311The Magical Green Lantern Quest #24 and 25Early archive. Continuation of #24.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-03-06 6 
38616336Primarch Thread, Be everyoneBe Primarch The shit you put up with...Rogal Dorn, Primarch, Fulgrim, Greentext, Kharn, Warhammer 40k, Humor2015-03-13 10 
38676858The Magical Green Lantern Quest #26Early archive. Out of the rut.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-03-13 5 
39009696The Magical Green Lantern Quest #28Early archive. The duel with Legion.Collective Game, DC Universe, Green Lantern, Magical Green Lantern Quest2015-03-29 5 
April 2015
39392928Dragon Hatchling's QuestYou wake up to find out you were stolen from your mother by some bitch as dragon hunters and you have to make your way back with your pet doge.Collective Game, Dragon Hatchling's Quest, Green Dragon Quest, Hoard2015-04-17 6 
39413139Dragon Hatchling's Quest 2We fix our doge, acquire a new minion, learn how to partially read, and finally find mama?Collective Game, Dragon Hatchling's Quest, Green Dragon Quest, Hoard2015-04-18 5 
January 2016
45001334alternate DG federal agenciesideas for unusual federal agency backgrounds for delta green agentsDelta Green, Federal Agencies, roleplay2016-01-25 4 
May 2016
96808Greentext Quest 4James has a near death experienceG.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest 2016-05-16 2 
129580GreenText Quest 4.99A fanfic that gets retconned by the actual QM about 2/3 down the thread. MC chills with goblins. G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-05-19 4 
154180Greentext Quest 5James dances and enjoys his friend's handmade meal. G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, goblins, Greentext Quest2016-05-29 1 
June 2016
47589791Shipping Container ContentsThe party has inherited a storage facility, what do?RPG, Shipping Container, Not That Kind of Shipping, Brainstorming, Delta Green, Campaign Fodder2016-06-04 26 
204681Greentext Quest 7James encounters a demon G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-07 2 
177123Greentext Quest 6James explores the Dragon's DenG.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-07 1 
230512Green Text Quest 8James Finally Heads Out To B̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ Fuck The EndG.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-11 1 
254435Greentext Quest 9James impregnates the Elemental and permanently learns the Tree spell G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-17 1 
September 2016
49255099Delta Green generalAnon asks for some inspiration and plot hooks for Delta Green /tg/ deliversdelta green, lovecraft, cthulhu, mythos, cthulhu mythos2016-09-15 6 
April 2017
52364366L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Greentext thread about a party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five RingsL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-04 28 
52474763L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 2The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five RingsL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-07 20 
52587795L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 3Goddammit Monkey! Edition. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five RingsL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-07 20 
52660787The Legend of Half-OrcbroA lowly half-orc goes on a quest to find those who killed his mother, and learns the meaning of friendship.Half-Orc, Storytime, Greentext, Orcs2017-04-13 49 
52685301L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 4Phoenix Father-in-Law is a douche Edition. Crab Adventures fighting evil and stupid people.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-18 15 
52759929L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 5The continuing adventures of Hida Isagaki and his merry band of MagistratesL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytimr, Crab, Samurai2017-04-19 11 
52819543L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 6Shaming the Phoenix, The tournament continues, Much to the Crab's joy.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-22 15 
52859722L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 7The tournament ends. Maho-Tsukai shenanigans. Haikus.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-25 13 
52918691L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 8A convoluted Scorpion plot is foiled. Now our brave Crab hero has to deal with assassins, blood magic, and worst of all... politics.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-27 14 
May 2017
52964044L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 9Ishigaki Mura grows, a new Crab is born, and feels are had by all. L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-04 11 
53051554L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 10In which Ishigaki and company accidentally a whole village. L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-09 12 
53150670L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 11The war between the Crab and the Scorpion heats up with Ishigaki and his comrades right in the middle.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-15 11 
53248930L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 12There are stones, and there are walls, but there is only one stone wall. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-20 11 
53335675L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 13I see a red Stone Wall and I want it painted black. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates. L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-23 12 
53439299L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 14Shine on you crazy Stone Wall. Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-30 11 
June 2017
53584343L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 15Hey there Stone Wall, doesn't it feel like our time is running out? The continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-03 12 
53693251L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 16Stone Walls don't fear the reaper. Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-13 11 
53833232L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 17Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle, Stone Wall! Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade MagistrateL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-16 13 
53965244L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 18We are the Wall!L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-27 11 
54040351L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 19See you, Stone Wall. The climax of Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-28 13 
July 2017
54095900L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 20A continuation of Crab-anon's wrap up. Char-sheets are shared, and links to the missing threads are posted.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-07-06 11 
September 2017
55378048Baba Yaga in Delta Green CampaignThe story of a Delta Green campaign with Baba Yaga in the starring role as the monster.storytime, campaign, delta green, call of cthulhu, hellboy, witch, baba yaga,2017-09-21 5 
January 2018
2218443Metahuman Quest: Issue #10Morgan begins his dive into Metabrawl.Quest, Metahuman Quest, Collective Game, DC, SleepyQM, Gray Ghost, Artemis, Black Canary, Green Arrow, Roulette, Short Thread2018-01-17 5 
2245440Metahuman Quest: Issue #11Morgan finishes the fight in Vegas.Quest, Metahuman Quest, Collective Game, DC, SleepyQM, Gray Ghost, Artemis, Black Canary, Green Arrow, Roulette, Royal Flush Gang 2018-01-24 5 
February 2018
2245002Rainbow Tribes 2 #1game starts, new tribe is added, green gets rekt by blue & red. red and blue get cursed.Fogsworth, Rainbow Tribes 2, Red, Blue, Green, Orange, Black2018-02-01 2 
March 2018
58335731>be imperial guardAn escalating greentext 40K adventure.warhammer, 40k, greentext2018-03-08 44 
58415703The War for Stercus LudicrumContinuing the ">be imperial guard" greentext adventure. Khornate friendships, an Imperial wedding, Sisters of Battle and more.warhammer, 40k, greentext2018-03-13 24 
58537811The War for Stercus Ludicrum: Bug Hunt EditionThird thread in the ">Be Imperial Guardsman" greentext adventure. Genestealers and Alpha Legion run wild and once again destroy everythWarhammer, 40k, Greentext2018-03-18 20 
58639533Stercus Ludicrum IV: Vice CityThe collective greentext saga continues.warhammer, 40k, greentext2018-03-24 19 
April 2018
58772704Stercus Ludicrum V: The Martian ConnectionThe fifth greentext thread following the events on Stercus LudicrumWarhammer, 40k, greentext2018-04-01 12 
58940370Stercus Ludicrum VI: It's Always Sunny in CommorraghThe 6th thread of greentextingStercus Ludicrum, greentext2018-04-11 11 
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