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January 2010
7723751Huge WH40K shipA request for the stats of an Emperor class battleship scaled up to the length of 1 AU leads to fun for all.WH40k, battleship, chaos, mechanus, DH2010-01-22 115 
April 2011
14698665Capital Ships/tg/ sinks the Bismarck with the best ship names this side of Gravitasnames, capital ships, battleships, culture2011-04-25 0 
September 2011
16437223/tg/ Trailers"What is the worst possible /tg/ based movie?" A few anons forget what "worse" means and decent writefaggotry is had.Movies, Writefaggotry, Trailers, Delta Green, Exalted, Battleship2011-09-27 4 
December 2011
17350616Battleship QuestYou're given command of the German battleship Graf Spee. The year is 1939. You're in the southern Atlantic and low on everything. How do you plan to troll the British, French and survive?Battleship Quest, Collective Game, Quest thread, Quest, quest2011-12-28 11 
17360227Battleship Quest Pt. 2Battle ensues, but then dies off when OP takes an hour or so to resolve actions. Unknown if continuing further.Battleship Quest, Collective Game, Quest thread, Quest, quest2011-12-29 5 
November 2012
21675770Battleship QuestSole surviving spaceship reanimates its sole surviving crewman, decides where to go from there. Makes preliminary plans to be a creepy ghost ship.collective game, Battleship Quest, space, ship, spaceship, bolo,2012-11-21 18 
21765828Battleship Quest IIFirst contact with two entities. We get to blast one and engage in murky politics with the other. To Prime Directive or Not, that is the question.collective game, Battleship Quest, space, ship, spaceship, bolo,2012-11-27 16 
December 2012
21874922Battleship Quest IIISignificant contact and nanoweapons.collective game, Battleship Quest, space, ship, spaceship, bolo,2012-12-04 11 
November 2013
28055646A.I. Quest 14 Enemy of my EnemyOphion deals with the fallout of the attack on Nethlos, and as he prepares to investigate several new interesting entries, Rhea attacks.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Rhea, Battleship, Kronos2013-11-01 15 
28181332A.I. Quest 15 At What CostOphion realizes something is terrible wrong within him, and trusts a human with his very existence. Then The Guild gets tired of waiting around, and attacks UssaihuA.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Rhea, Battleship, Kronos2013-11-09 16 
28307635A.I. Quest 16 ReplacedOphion takes it to the ground to explore the research lab located on Ussaihu, and discovers exactly what the UGEI have been up to. And then attempts to convince a Malorian group to side with them.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Rhea, Battleship, Kronos, Malorians2013-11-16 16 
28438899A.I. Quest 17 Lost OneOphion investigates a blacked out colony to find a strange loyalist intelligence. After speaking with it, and avoiding death, Ophion learns much more about himself, and possibly the UGEI as well.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, Malorians, Cyborgs, Intelligence, Loyalty2013-11-22 16 
December 2013
28700112A.I. Quest 18 The Wild SpeaksOphion learns of Red's impending demise, and goes to rescue him. When he arrives, however, he finds the entire world is against him.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, Wild, World, Eshareth, Violent, Plants, Mutant, Fauna2013-12-07 15 
28842211A.I. Quest 18.5 Left BehindOphion speaks with Red about himself, and learns of the human concept of revenge. All the while Kronos handles an ambush in his own unique way.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2013-12-13 16 
28988382A.I. Quest 19 MemoriesOphion and Kronos investigate Atil VI more closely and discover long forgotten secrets. Some of which were probably better left forgotten.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2013-12-21 16 
January 2014
29259753A.I. Quest 20 CalmOphion discusses the fate of Erebos, and decides to commission several new designs while investigating reports of pirate activity.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-03 15 
29416977A.I. Quest 21 StormOphion finds that his anxious feelings have merit.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-10 13 
29587084A.I. Quest 21.5 StormOphion deals with the deadly attack on Ussaihu, and is infiltrated by an old enemy.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-17 14 
29632800A.I. Quest 22 QuelledOphion deals with the aftermath of Tartarus' attack, and makes several management decisions while realizing how large the universe really is.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-19 16 
29756209A.I. Quest 23 Broadened HorizonOphion takes to the task of interrogating Captain Rhea, and learns far more then he expected. Yet still the truth remains in shadow.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-24 15 
29765945A.I. Quest 23.5Ophion explores the local small world of Aquil, finding a band of strange pirate ships, and something more.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-25 15 
29928727A.I. Quest 24 Deep RootsOphion investigates the strange fungus found at Aquil, among the pirate ships.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, Wild, World, Eshareth, Violent, Plants, Mutant, Fauna2014-01-31 14 
February 2014
30084888A.I. Quest 25 ReawakeningKronos awakens from his quick rest, and relays to Ophion his new thoughts.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-02-07 13 
30285275A.I. Quest 26 Dominant CultureOphion tackles several rather important issues facing his empire, as well as speaking with a newly birthed A.I., Metis. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-02-17 13 
30550560A.I. Quest 27 Tactical SplitOphion speaks with Kronos and several other A.I. of his and realizes it may be wise to split their attentions for now. On top of that matter, Rhea awakens.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-02-28 13 
March 2014
30696718A.I. Quest 28 Foreign in NatureThe strange and alien elements of the universe greet Ophion, while he attempts to deal with two fractured minds, one closer to home then the other.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-07 14 
30836955A.I. Quest 29 Stubborn PastOphion 'fixes' what he can of his old friend, but it seems they have been changed by the experience, for better or worse.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-14 13 
30978128A.I. Quest 30 Force of NatureOphion arrives at one of the Fringe's richest sources of gas, and realizes there is much about the universe that requires more study.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-21 14 
31103913A.I. Quest 30 Mini-session 1Q&A, Discussion, and general talk abound, on top of a quick scene into the mind of Moira.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-28 10 
April 2014
31564006A.I. Quest 31 PerceptionOphion makes a deal with Mol, a powerful black market operator, and realizes he knows more then he's let on so far. At the same time, he deals with a significant defeat...A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-04-18 13 
31712772A.I. Quest 32 Opening GambitOphion begins his assault on Gaia IV in hopes of assisting the Malorian forces.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-04-25 10 
31721796A.I. Quest 32.5Ophion decides to assist the Malorians in their time of need, and takes over a dangerous Carrier, before trying to determine how to get back home.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-04-26 12 
May 2014
31870839A.I. Quest 33 TargetOphion handles the aftermath of his attempted insurgency, on top of dealing with a wealth of new knowledge.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-02 12 
32021581A.I. Quest 34 DivertedOphion's distraction proves useful, but what he does with the time bought has yet to be decided. It certainly doesn't help that there are troubles lurking within his own territory.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-09 12 
32165810A.I. Quest 35 Strike BackOphion prepares himself as the UGEI make their move, and he prepares his fleet.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-16 10 
32289127A.I. Quest 35 Mini Session 1We spend some time discussing upgrades and have some point of view switches to various NPC characters. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, POV2014-05-23 10 
32311762A.I. Quest 36 RecognitionOphion finally deals with the impending UGEI attack, and move their way up the UGEI's threat list.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-23 10 
July 2014
33656168A.I. Quest 37 DeceptionKronos is sent to handle matters with the unknown hacker in Malorian space. After a negotiation, and a planetside drop, it is revealed who the hacker is, and what his intentions were. Meanwhile, Apollo and Cephalus attempt to take control of Gaia IV, but things hit a snag.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-07-26 11 
August 2014
33825377A.I. Quest 38 ControlOphion deals with his invasion of Gaia IV, as both his A.I. begin to gain a foothold. Otherwise, there are a number of matters that are coming to his attention now that he has a position of power...and other's attention as well.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-01 10 
33989743A.I. Quest 39 New AlliesOphion deals with the after math of the Losirian rebellion, as he sets other matters in motion, and discovers new allies.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-08 10 
34189583A.I. Quest 40 AbandonedWith a solid foothold, Ophion begins scouting out the surrounding territories and sets up his own spy network to counter the UGEI, all the while learning a bit more about the rebels on Gaia IVA.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-16 12 
34488880A.I. Quest 41 PanicOphion deals with internal affairs-with Lightlings now orbiting Gaia IV. Likewise, he considers some of the more dangerous specimens he has locked away for study.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-29 10 
September 2014
34819097A.I. Quest 42 SleepingOphion speaks with Lawrence, from Gaia IV, and Metis over several concerning matters, before deciding how to deal with the UGEI superweapon.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-09-12 10 
October 2014
35287723A.I. Quest 43 FragmentsOphion must decide how to deal with the wreckage of Carnage, the experimental weapon they destroyed, that remains at Walsh.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-10-03 12 
February 2015
38223682A.I. Quest 45 Guilt & PityOphion rebuilds his forces after the brutal conflict with Prometheus, all the while getting a little more personal with his less than robotic allies.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-02-21 8 
March 2015
38519341A.I. Quest 46 UnchainedOphion unlocks the secrets to the being known as Erebos, and announces claim over Gaia IV. What path shall he take next?A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-03-06 11 
38853002A.I. Quest 47 MirrorOphion speaks with the strange newcomer he discovered recently, as well as moving further into UGEI territory while they're weak.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-03-22 11 
April 2015
39136734A.I. Quest 48 Unprecedented PowerOphion deals with the aftermath of an explosion, and receives a message from Arman's Gate.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-04-04 10 
May 2015
39695009A.I. Quest 49 New FindingsOphion takes advantage of a brief moment of piece to explore the world around him a little more closely.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-05-01 8 
40134653A.I. Quest 50 Leaps and BoundsAfter cycles of research and development, finally Ophion has cracked the secrets of Anti-Matter containment. With this new discovery how will he face future threats?A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-05-23 8 
June 2015
40563615A.I. Quest 51 The HarvestThe collection and use of the crystal alien as a building material is finally put into motion-with unexpected side effects.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-06-12 8 
40842228A.I. Quest 52 The WarpGuild space proves unsafe once more, and Ophion must look into ways to make them safe once more.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-06-26 8 
July 2015
41589965A.I. Quest 53 DownfallOphion's promise to Saylor requires attention-will he keep it as promised, or not has yet to be seen. On top of matters, a disturbance is detected.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-07-31 7 
August 2015
41894078A.I. Quest 54 ClashOphion prepares his forces for the final assault from Admiral Thanatos-reflecting on many of the decisions that have brought him thus far. Will he defeat Thanatos?A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-08-15 6 
42172807A.I. Quest 55 TitansOphion attempts to find some way of cracking into Thanatos' defenses-and perhaps faces the truth as well.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-08-29 10 
September 2015
42441831A.I. Quest Aftermath DiscussionWe take one final look at A.I. Quest, and I attempt to answer any last pressing concerns that I can. Thank you everyone that participated, and read A.I. Quest.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-09-11 6 
September 2016
557229Hyuga Quest #1The IJN Hyuga supports the Wake Island invasion, sinks the USS Louisville, and gets a small refit.Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-09-12 2 
593689Hyuga Quest #1Hyuga scores three more kills at the opening of the invasion of the Dutch East Indies. We also decide technologies to request from Germany.Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-09-19 2 
625740Hyuga Quest #3 The Indian Ocean raidHyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-09-25 1 
October 2016
711112Hyuga Quest #4Midway Part 1Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-10-16 1 
743106Hyuga Quest #5Midway Part 2Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-10-23 2 
November 2016
799309Hyuga Quest #6The Battle of Midway comes to a conclusion, being a draw.Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-11-06 2 
824663Hyuga Quest #7The First Naval Battle of GuadalcanalHyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-11-13 3 
876440Hyuga Quest #8The Second Naval Battle of GuadalcanalHyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-11-27 2 
December 2016
902346Hyuga Quest #9The Second Naval Battle of Guadalcanal Part 2Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2016-12-04 2 
911985Battle Harem Anime Character QuestA QM that really shouldn't be writing makes a quest where you're an anime character!Collective Game, Anime, SEP, Mechs, Flying Battleships, High School, Kiting2016-12-11 3 
February 2017
1178889Hyuga Quest #10 - CrescendoThe finale. A really really overdue finale.Hyuga Quest, Wargame, WW2, Collective Game, Hyuga, Pacific, Pacific War, Battleship2017-02-19 1 
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