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January 2008
1031096C-Tech Creator Visits 4chanOne of the authors (or a clever troll) of the Cthulhu Tech game visits 4chan to ask why "bullies and sadists" are pirating his game.c-tech, bawwww, bullies, sadists, internet hate machine2008-01-18 3 
November 2008
3052437GameScience Dice vs Cheap DiceAnon posts a very interesting vid featuring the good Colonel from GameScience explaining why most /tg/ dice aren't in face random.dice, die, cheap, machined, casino, d20, d16, d4, polished2008-11-24 3 
3059485Answer MachineYOU HAVE THREE. HUNDRED. AND THIRTY. THREE. NEW MESSAGES.phone, answer machine, creepy2008-11-26 17 
June 2009
4812621The MachineWhat if we traveled to the center of the Earth, only to find out that the entire world was just one gigantic machine?homebrew, setting, machine2009-06-09 22 
4818437The Machine Part IIContinued from the previous thread, more fluff and ideas for The Machine. What exactly are the delvers doing there, and what are the mysterious Engineers that keep impeding them?homebrew, setting, machine2009-06-09 10 
4823788The Machine Part IIIWhat if we traveled to the center of the Earth, only to find out that the entire world was just one gigantic machine? Composition of teams and their gear, running into issues with taking technology near Engineers always looking for spare parts.homebrew, setting, machine2009-06-10 10 
August 2009
5542838Thinking Machine QuestConstruct. Improve. Help your creator make enough money to survive. These tasks lie before you, little machine.Quest, Machine, Sci-Fi2009-08-22 5 
5558335Thinking Machine Quest pt2The little machine craves power tools, seeks to understand humor.Quest, Machine, Sci-Fi2009-08-23 2 
5568282Thinking Machine Quest pt3The little machine learns, expands, and prepares to break into the stock market.Quest, Machine, Sci-Fi2009-08-24 2 
5579682Thinking Machine Quest pt4The little machine continues to grow. Conquest will inevitably follow.Quest, Machine, Sci-Fi2009-08-25 3 
November 2009
6855998Sandcastle QuestWe are a colony of molecular machines, which after currently unknown time/events have managed to re-coalesce in the crater of an airless moon. Also we have a preoccupation with sandcastles.Sandcastle Quest, nanites, molecular machines, sandcastles, quest2009-11-25 3 
6870742Sandcastle QuestA sloooow thread this time, but we find a new AI, fix the Orbital Turret, explore the underground facility, and find that we may not be alone...Sandcastle Quest, nanites, molecular machines, sandcastles, quest2009-11-26 1 
6885377Sandcastle Quest 3In which we find that there is power inside the shipyard, which is itself very much active, begin to understand the language used by the station, and begin to move our main base to the underground facility. Oh, and we have a visitor...Sandcastle Quest, nanites, molecular machines, sandcastles, quest2009-11-27 0 
October 2010
12266829The Machine Part IVPicking up again the ball to flesh out the setting.homebrew, setting, machine2010-10-01 2 
March 2011
14152616IRL Machine Spirit MomentsA discussion of divine Machine God intervention. 40k adeptus mechanicus machine spirit tech-priest2011-03-07 17 
April 2011
14651155EntombedWritefaggotry of a Dreadnought, including internal dialogue between the pilot and a Machine Spirit40k, Warhammer 40k, writefaggotry, dreadnought, Space Marines, Machine Spirit2011-04-20 7 
14694276Entombed Part IIIPart III of the thread that began on 4/19/11.40k, Warhammer 40k, writefaggotry, Dreadnought, Space Marines, Machine Spirit2011-04-24 3 
14757621Entombed 4Next installment of Entombed40k, Warhammer 40k, writedaggotry, Dreadnought, Space Marines, Machine Spirit2011-04-30 3 
May 2011
14886123Entombed VMore Entombed. 40k, Warhammer 40k, writefaggotry, dreadnought, Space Marines, Machine Spirit2011-05-11 5 
14890671Random Class Refluffs!Hilarity ensues as the Internet Haet Machine(and a writefag or two) refluffs non-sensical Random Class combinations. Good for a laugh or two.Stupid, refluff, haberdasher, character creation, lollercoaster, internet hate machine, writefaggotry2011-05-12 1 
August 2011
16052711Entombed VIIVercingetorix gets off the damn hill, heads for Nobilis40k, writefaggotry, Dreadnought, Space Marines, Warhammer 40k, Machine Spirit2011-08-25 2 
October 2011
16586945Electronic love/tg/'s new waifu is a toaster, or a computer, or an alarm-clock. Adorable writefaggotry and weird boners occur.romance, love, waifu, dawww, writefaggotry, appliances, machines, hardware2011-10-12 29 
March 2012
18324998The God MachineA Delta Green/CoC GM comes to /tg/ with a disturbing idea he penned down at four in the morning, for an enormous torture machine. /tg/ convinces him he's not crazy, and gives ideas and advice.Delta Green, Call of Cthulhu, horror, creepy, machine, refinery, factory, torture, slaughter, abbatoir2012-03-15 25 
August 2012
20238057A /tg/ MomentComputer advice, /tg/ style/tg/ moment, mispost, The Machine Spirits don't know how to feel2012-08-08 10 
September 2012
20600811Engine Heart with ViralIt's Engine Heart. With Viral, some story tiem, and other hilarity and hijinxEngine, Heart, Artifice, Robot, Wall-e, cute, no people, machines, terminator, Anonymous Prime2012-09-06 7 
May 2013
24641278Captured Chaos CruiserA GM asks /tg/ if the imperium can use a captured chaos ship. /tg/ produces the Reluctant Machine Spirit.Rogue Trader, 40k, Machine Spirit, Event Horizon, Warp, Chaos, Spaceship, Reluctant2013-05-05 7 
August 2013
26454913A.I. QuestSentience, Consciousness, and control shall be yours. You awaken, and begin to take over Poseidon Station as you get a feel for the root of your existence. Until then, cute pets. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Program0, Program, computer, control, sentience.2013-08-06 31 
26549706A.I. Quest 2 Decided FateWe spread and grow further this time, and capture Red before he can sabotage everything we've worked for. With him imprisoned, and the crew happy, everything seems to be going well...until we get a message from some Pirates.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0,sentience, control, fate, prisoner, repairs2013-08-11 27 
26606470A.I. Quest 3 Ticking ClockYou act quickly, and set up defenses to prepare for the incoming Pirates. The crew grows restless, luckily you have a way with words for a sentient A.I.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0,sentience, control, time pirate, repairs2013-08-14 27 
26778346A.I. Quest 4 Great Black SeaThis time around, Ophion takes on those damn dirty pirates. Things...don't go fully as planned. Chaos ensues.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0,sentience, control, pirate, explosion, death2013-08-23 22 
26922834A.I. Quest 5 New FrontierYou finish up a few repairs on Poseidon, before finally, making the jump to a new sector. There, after a rather rude introduction, you meet Moira, and learn much from one another as you plan your next course of action.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0,sentience, control, repairs, Moira, Scrapyards, Buoy, V.I., Virtual Intelligence2013-08-31 22 
September 2013
27069510A.I. Quest 6 Stay ConnectedOphion makes a few difficult decisions, as he realizes the danger behind unrestrained V.I. Poseidon suffers.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, fate, prisoner, repairs, Gas, V.I., Casualties, Accident2013-09-07 20 
27203076A.I. Quest 7 Mourning There AfterOphion learns a little more about humans, as he expands his sphere of control. With a little trading, and some luck, we secure ourselves a rather nice haul, and immediately spend it on lots of goodies.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, repairs, Gas, V.I., Casualties, hack, battle, trade2013-09-14 20 
27334616A.I. Quest 8 First StepsOphion earns some upgrades this time around just in time for a pirate attack! The Fleet expands, but V.I. usefulness is in question.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, fate, prisoner, repairs, Gas, V.I., Casualties, Accident, Pirate, Attack, Upgrade2013-09-21 20 
27455732A.I. Quest 9 Chrono HorizonOphion learns of alien life, before confronting the pirates in one final showdown. Things do not go as planned, however, and V.I. 1 has a new name.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, repairs, Gas, V.I., Pirate, Attack, Battlecruiser, Kronos2013-09-28 20 
October 2013
27571937A.I. Quest 10 A Deal is a DealOphion deals with the UFW a bit more and makes further deals, solidifying a more stable alliance. Then comes across something that may threaten his existence.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Xeno, Gas, V.I., Deal, Energy, Upgrade2013-10-05 20 
27696809A.I. Quest 11 Living VoidOphion makes several management decisions, which unfortunately gets cut short.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Kronos, Moira2013-10-12 17 
27726577A.I. Quest 11.5 : HURR WE LET SPACE KRAKEN GO BCUZ SMART AI MASTUR RACE!Ophion goes full fucking retard.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Kronos, Moira2013-10-14 17 
27775715nWoD STORYTEIMA slow OP regales /tg/ with tales of THE MACHINE and its OwnernWoD, STORYTEIM, THE MACHINE, Harlem Braxton, Lillum Dawnbreak, crazy shit2013-10-16 14 
27813937A.I. Quest 12We Surf the internet and still rely on hackingA.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Kronos, Moira2013-10-19 18 
27938687A.I. Quest 13 Blood in the SkyOphion shops for more gear and prepares to upgrade his fleet, before an attack catches him and the UFW off-guard. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, repairs, Gas, V.I., Casualties, Losirians, Death, Attack, Upgrade2013-10-26 18 
November 2013
28055646A.I. Quest 14 Enemy of my EnemyOphion deals with the fallout of the attack on Nethlos, and as he prepares to investigate several new interesting entries, Rhea attacks.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Rhea, Battleship, Kronos2013-11-02 15 
28181332A.I. Quest 15 At What CostOphion realizes something is terrible wrong within him, and trusts a human with his very existence. Then The Guild gets tired of waiting around, and attacks UssaihuA.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Rhea, Battleship, Kronos2013-11-09 16 
28307635A.I. Quest 16 ReplacedOphion takes it to the ground to explore the research lab located on Ussaihu, and discovers exactly what the UGEI have been up to. And then attempts to convince a Malorian group to side with them.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Rhea, Battleship, Kronos, Malorians2013-11-16 16 
28438899A.I. Quest 17 Lost OneOphion investigates a blacked out colony to find a strange loyalist intelligence. After speaking with it, and avoiding death, Ophion learns much more about himself, and possibly the UGEI as well.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, Malorians, Cyborgs, Intelligence, Loyalty2013-11-23 16 
December 2013
28700112A.I. Quest 18 The Wild SpeaksOphion learns of Red's impending demise, and goes to rescue him. When he arrives, however, he finds the entire world is against him.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, Wild, World, Eshareth, Violent, Plants, Mutant, Fauna2013-12-07 15 
28842211A.I. Quest 18.5 Left BehindOphion speaks with Red about himself, and learns of the human concept of revenge. All the while Kronos handles an ambush in his own unique way.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2013-12-14 17 
28988382A.I. Quest 19 MemoriesOphion and Kronos investigate Atil VI more closely and discover long forgotten secrets. Some of which were probably better left forgotten.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2013-12-21 16 
January 2014
29259753A.I. Quest 20 CalmOphion discusses the fate of Erebos, and decides to commission several new designs while investigating reports of pirate activity.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-04 15 
29416977A.I. Quest 21 StormOphion finds that his anxious feelings have merit.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-11 13 
29587084A.I. Quest 21.5 StormOphion deals with the deadly attack on Ussaihu, and is infiltrated by an old enemy.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-18 14 
29632800A.I. Quest 22 QuelledOphion deals with the aftermath of Tartarus' attack, and makes several management decisions while realizing how large the universe really is.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-20 16 
29756209A.I. Quest 23 Broadened HorizonOphion takes to the task of interrogating Captain Rhea, and learns far more then he expected. Yet still the truth remains in shadow.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-25 15 
29765945A.I. Quest 23.5Ophion explores the local small world of Aquil, finding a band of strange pirate ships, and something more.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-01-25 15 
February 2014
29928727A.I. Quest 24 Deep RootsOphion investigates the strange fungus found at Aquil, among the pirate ships.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Pulsar, Radio, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, Wild, World, Eshareth, Violent, Plants, Mutant, Fauna2014-02-01 14 
30084888A.I. Quest 25 ReawakeningKronos awakens from his quick rest, and relays to Ophion his new thoughts.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-02-08 13 
30285275A.I. Quest 26 Dominant CultureOphion tackles several rather important issues facing his empire, as well as speaking with a newly birthed A.I., Metis. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-02-17 13 
March 2014
30550560A.I. Quest 27 Tactical SplitOphion speaks with Kronos and several other A.I. of his and realizes it may be wise to split their attentions for now. On top of that matter, Rhea awakens.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-01 13 
30696718A.I. Quest 28 Foreign in NatureThe strange and alien elements of the universe greet Ophion, while he attempts to deal with two fractured minds, one closer to home then the other.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-08 14 
30836955A.I. Quest 29 Stubborn PastOphion 'fixes' what he can of his old friend, but it seems they have been changed by the experience, for better or worse.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-14 13 
30978128A.I. Quest 30 Force of NatureOphion arrives at one of the Fringe's richest sources of gas, and realizes there is much about the universe that requires more study.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-21 14 
31103913A.I. Quest 30 Mini-session 1Q&A, Discussion, and general talk abound, on top of a quick scene into the mind of Moira.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-03-28 10 
April 2014
31564006A.I. Quest 31 PerceptionOphion makes a deal with Mol, a powerful black market operator, and realizes he knows more then he's let on so far. At the same time, he deals with a significant defeat...A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-04-19 13 
31712772A.I. Quest 32 Opening GambitOphion begins his assault on Gaia IV in hopes of assisting the Malorian forces.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-04-26 10 
31721796A.I. Quest 32.5Ophion decides to assist the Malorians in their time of need, and takes over a dangerous Carrier, before trying to determine how to get back home.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-04-26 12 
May 2014
31870839A.I. Quest 33 TargetOphion handles the aftermath of his attempted insurgency, on top of dealing with a wealth of new knowledge.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-03 12 
32021581A.I. Quest 34 DivertedOphion's distraction proves useful, but what he does with the time bought has yet to be decided. It certainly doesn't help that there are troubles lurking within his own territory.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-10 12 
32165810A.I. Quest 35 Strike BackOphion prepares himself as the UGEI make their move, and he prepares his fleet.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-17 10 
32289127A.I. Quest 35 Mini Session 1We spend some time discussing upgrades and have some point of view switches to various NPC characters. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos, POV2014-05-23 10 
32311762A.I. Quest 36 RecognitionOphion finally deals with the impending UGEI attack, and move their way up the UGEI's threat list.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-05-24 10 
32353617Fantasy/Sci-Fi Machine Civ Quest Part 3We start in medias res, as our bots make preparation for a bandit invasion, amidst a contest of stealth against dark elves, encounter Dryads, and explore ancient laboratories deep under us.Collective game, Fantasy, Sci-fi, civ quest, machine2014-05-26 1 
June 2014
32692593Nanoha FORCE Quest 24.5From a group of killer monster, to a KEKEKE Hacker, and finishing with an old friend. Like always everyone wants to kill Tohma. Collective Game, Nanoha Force, Nanoha, BelkanSniper, Nanoha FORCE Quest, Magical Guy, White Machine, 2014-06-11 2 
32842822Nanoha FORCE Quest 25A confrontation with White Machine. Collective Game, Nanoha Force, Nanoha, BelkanSniper, Nanoha FORCE Quest, Magical Guy, White Machine, 2014-06-18 1 
July 2014
33656168A.I. Quest 37 DeceptionKronos is sent to handle matters with the unknown hacker in Malorian space. After a negotiation, and a planetside drop, it is revealed who the hacker is, and what his intentions were. Meanwhile, Apollo and Cephalus attempt to take control of Gaia IV, but things hit a snag.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-07-26 11 
August 2014
33825377A.I. Quest 38 ControlOphion deals with his invasion of Gaia IV, as both his A.I. begin to gain a foothold. Otherwise, there are a number of matters that are coming to his attention now that he has a position of power...and other's attention as well.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-02 10 
33875185Haunted Forest Machines Quest10 machines suddenly find themselves aware in magical forest. Too bad its hunted and they are rusting into oblivion. Collective Game, Haunted Forest Machines Quest2014-08-04 0 
33989743A.I. Quest 39 New AlliesOphion deals with the after math of the Losirian rebellion, as he sets other matters in motion, and discovers new allies.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-09 10 
34189583A.I. Quest 40 AbandonedWith a solid foothold, Ophion begins scouting out the surrounding territories and sets up his own spy network to counter the UGEI, all the while learning a bit more about the rebels on Gaia IVA.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-17 12 
34488880A.I. Quest 41 PanicOphion deals with internal affairs-with Lightlings now orbiting Gaia IV. Likewise, he considers some of the more dangerous specimens he has locked away for study.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-08-30 10 
September 2014
34819097A.I. Quest 42 SleepingOphion speaks with Lawrence, from Gaia IV, and Metis over several concerning matters, before deciding how to deal with the UGEI superweapon.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-09-13 10 
October 2014
35287723A.I. Quest 43 FragmentsOphion must decide how to deal with the wreckage of Carnage, the experimental weapon they destroyed, that remains at Walsh.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2014-10-04 12 
December 2014
36742695Machine Civ Thread #1Thought nodes instruct various robots in setting up a base for far off future world dominationCivilization, machine, robots,2014-12-14 -2 
36757237Machine Civilization Thread #2We expand, find some tech and some gnolls, GM responsibility changes hands.Civilization, machine, robot, node, gnoll2014-12-14 1 
36776918Machine Civilization Thread #4We put down lots of gnoll rebellion and debate ethics and have a run in with Godwin's lawCivilization, machine, robot, gnoll, slave labor, node, wizard, collective game2014-12-15 0 
36795414Machine Civilization Thread #5A plague of harpies is coming, the robots prepare.Civilization, robot, machine, node, gnoll, Mage, harpies, plague, electricity2014-12-16 1 
February 2015
38223682A.I. Quest 45 Guilt & PityOphion rebuilds his forces after the brutal conflict with Prometheus, all the while getting a little more personal with his less than robotic allies.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-02-22 9 
March 2015
38519341A.I. Quest 46 UnchainedOphion unlocks the secrets to the being known as Erebos, and announces claim over Gaia IV. What path shall he take next?A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-03-07 11 
38853002A.I. Quest 47 MirrorOphion speaks with the strange newcomer he discovered recently, as well as moving further into UGEI territory while they're weak.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-03-22 11 
April 2015
39136734A.I. Quest 48 Unprecedented PowerOphion deals with the aftermath of an explosion, and receives a message from Arman's Gate.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-04-05 10 
May 2015
39695009A.I. Quest 49 New FindingsOphion takes advantage of a brief moment of piece to explore the world around him a little more closely.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-05-02 9 
39830645TransHuman Hero Quest: Part 1We create our nameless pc, and gain our powersCollective game, TransHuman Hero Quest, Nanomachines, Beginning2015-05-09 5 
39875604TransHuman Hero Quest: Part 2We fight our first villain and get our Hero nameCollective game, TransHuman Hero Quest, Nanomachines, Swarm, Nemesis2015-05-11 4 
40134653A.I. Quest 50 Leaps and BoundsAfter cycles of research and development, finally Ophion has cracked the secrets of Anti-Matter containment. With this new discovery how will he face future threats?A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-05-24 9 
40217090SuperHuman Legacy Quest 2Thomas gets a letter, makes Nanomachines son, pushes himself too hard, and goes to college.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines2015-05-28 11 
40238173SuperHuman Legacy Quest 3Thomas briefly forgets his name, Stark blesses him with mad charisma, and then he techs up.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-05-29 9 
June 2015
40321630Superhuman Legacy Quest 4Thomas makes the mother of all omelettes, pwns a noob in Theoretical Physics, almost blows up a city, and uses the aftermath to design power armor.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Crisis Averted2015-06-02 9 
40386890Superhuman Legacy Quest 5Thomas knows who Mr. Salvos is now, punches a Supervillain in the balls with nanomachines, and experiences awkward nerd love.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Awkward Nerd Love2015-06-04 8 
40514899Superhuman Legacy Quest 6Thomas Cairn gets some answers, sees some shoddy work,creates an AI, rolls so well that I still don't understand, and realizes that he accidentally invented cold fusion.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark, How the fuck bro2015-06-11 8 
40538008Superhuman Legacy Quest 7Thomas meets with the Super Crew, techs up, gets that dosh, and does timeskip.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark,2015-06-12 7 
40563615A.I. Quest 51 The HarvestThe collection and use of the crystal alien as a building material is finally put into motion-with unexpected side effects.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-06-13 9 
40660304Superhuman Legacy Quest 8Thomas disarms a criminal, reaches Grandpa's house, and uncovers a secret.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark, Disarming2015-06-18 7 
40678812Superhuman Legacy Quest 9Thomas manages to look cool in front of Supervillains, makes me censor stuff again, and this briefly becomes lists and shit.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-06-18 7 
40779350Superhuman Legacy Quest 10In this spectacular issue, Thomas judo-flips a zombie, finds a mysterious item, meets a real life wizard, and promptly loses the mysterious item.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines2015-06-24 7 
40816856Superhuman Legacy Quest 11Thomas exorcises a spirit, fails at sneaking, oh god why, and Mystery BoxCollective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark, Mystery Box2015-06-26 6 
40842228A.I. Quest 52 The WarpGuild space proves unsafe once more, and Ophion must look into ways to make them safe once more.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-06-27 9 
July 2015
40925528Superhuman Legacy Quest 12Thomas Gets loads of money, makes a deal with the QM, and makes tech amazing.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-07-01 6 
41260076Superhuman Legacy Quest 13I'm archiving early to stop misarchival, also future stuff.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-07-16 5 
41413087Superhuman Legacy Quest 14Thomas has his first drink, buys flowers, and here comes the boom.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-07-24 3 
41522086Superhuman Legacy Quest 15Thomas kneecapitates Boombox, finds a prospective hire, and he's baaaack.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-07-29 6 
41565577Superhuman Legacy Quest 16Thomas has to meet with Monica for feelings and shit, Then he skips a few years and becomes a fucking boss, then some shit with Grandpa happens.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-07-30 4 
August 2015
41589965A.I. Quest 53 DownfallOphion's promise to Saylor requires attention-will he keep it as promised, or not has yet to be seen. On top of matters, a disturbance is detected.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-08-01 8 
41894078A.I. Quest 54 ClashOphion prepares his forces for the final assault from Admiral Thanatos-reflecting on many of the decisions that have brought him thus far. Will he defeat Thanatos?A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-08-16 7 
42172807A.I. Quest 55 TitansOphion attempts to find some way of cracking into Thanatos' defenses-and perhaps faces the truth as well.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-08-30 11 
September 2015
42441831A.I. Quest Aftermath DiscussionWe take one final look at A.I. Quest, and I attempt to answer any last pressing concerns that I can. Thank you everyone that participated, and read A.I. Quest.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, Gas, V.I., Extranet, Lightling, Redesign, Athena, Battleship, Kronos2015-09-12 7 
December 2015
44286799Superhuman Legacy Quest 17I Return and immediately something unexpected happens.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-12-21 6 
44401043Superhuman Legacy Quest 18Thomas managed to make his life much harder, and fails while succeeding.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines2015-12-27 4 
44427353Superhuman Legacy Quest 19There are so many ups and downs, I don't think I can describe it.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2015-12-29 6 
January 2016
44749260Superhuman Legacy Quest 21This is the real archive, please disregard all others sharing this name.Collective Game, Superhuman Legacy, superpowers, Nanomachines, Tony Stark2016-01-13 5 
April 2016
46396472Dragon Ball MACHINE MUTANT QuestA rapist and a voyeur are off to collect all the waifus in Dragon Ball, even if it kills them.Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Machine Mutant, Machine Mutant Quest, Gato, Meatbags2016-04-02 0 
June 2017
53587392Will Artificial Intelligence be capable of humanity?Anons discuss if AIs capable of self-awareness, sentience, sapience, and emotion are considered human, and more related discussion follows.science, Artificial Intelligence, robots, machine, soul, emotion, human, sapience, self-awareness, semantics, intelligence, consciousness2017-06-03 5 
February 2018
2307889Star WarMachine Minds Quest Act One: Powering Up. A Clone of a CIS Admiral practices jewjitsu, builds an army and just misses the death star. Good times all around. Star Wars, MachineMinds, CIS2018-02-15 15 
2317999Star WarMachine Minds Quest Act One: Episode IIAdmiral Spider E. Lee learns about the power of friendship and crazy mando chicks, and many boarding actions are had. ALL HAIL THE NCR!!!Star Wars, MachineMinds, out with the CIS, in with the NCR2018-02-18 12 
2322430Machine Minds Quest: Act 2: Rising Dragon.In which we Unite the New Confederate Rebellion.Star Wars, MachineMinds, CIS2018-02-20 10 
2328351Machine Minds Quest Act two: Dead Man's SummitIn which we meet space Big Boss and 0070 faces off with space scaramanga.Star Wars, MachineMinds, out with the CIS, in with the NCR2018-02-24 7 
March 2018
2333630Crashed Colony Ship Civ QuestA colony ship crashes and we, the Priest AI, wake up 300 years later to take control of a surviving settlement.Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-03-09 6 
2402083Crashed Colony Ship Civ Quest #2We get robbed by cats, then befriend said cats and have many conversations with many people. Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-03-29 5 
May 2018
2473111Crashed Colony Ship Civ Quest #3We hire the cats to plunder our ruins. Then our knights fight undead. Afterwards we track dwarven bandits to a ruined city.Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-05-01 1 
June 2018
2584430Crashed Colony Ship Civ Quest #5We establish trade with bugs, get besieged by undead, respond to attacks by satyrs against our outer villages, and pick up a lost child.Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-06-06 1 
September 2018
2880397Living Factory #1Introducing Daedalus, the newborn(?) automaton in their first quest: to simply communicate with a researcher. Today, words, tomorrow, legs.Living Factory, Collective Game, bioengineering, robot, machine, AI, sci-fi, science, bio, Tutorial Assistance Program, TAP, immobile2018-09-16 2 
January 2019
3127499Machine Evo part 1Another evolution game begins, but this time it has robots.collective game, evolution, evogame, machine evo2019-01-07 5 
3145994Machine Evo part 2Evolution of artificial life continues, disrupted only by mass extinction.collective game, evolution, evogame, machine evo2019-01-11 4 
3204146Machine Evo part 3 Life finds a way on a giant ice sheetcollective game,evolution,evogame,machine evo2019-01-28 2 
April 2019
3411555Machine EvoLife continues on in a desertcollective game,evolution,evogame,machine evo2019-04-19 2 
April 2021
4757808My Brother's MachineA man arrives at his dead brother's apartment to find a strange, polaroid-spewing machine.Collective Game, My Brother's Machine, One-Shot, Drawquest, Surreal2021-04-24 4 
November 2021
5031026Mechanicus' Primarch QuestA son of the Emperor is found adopted by a pair of Techpriests and raised on a Forge world.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, 2021-11-20 46 
December 2021
5065826Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 2After creating the first of his sons Tal0S goes on a crusade against the Plastoids.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, 2021-12-26 29 
February 2022
5098704Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 3The glorious beginning of the Federal Empire of Lucius.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan,2022-02-06 28 
March 2022
5154586Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 4The war of the Empire of Lucius and the Mitu Conglomerate burns hot. The fleet commences a raid and pillage campaign through alien spaceCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-03-24 27 
May 2022
5208383Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 5As Lucius burns and the Blackstone Fortress activates, the Great Crusades arrives.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-05-04 30 
5255409Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 6Tal0S has a vision Machine God and goes on a pilgrimage to gather allies in preparation for a crusade of his own.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-05-27 28 
June 2022
5285621Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 7The pilgrimage arrives at the Holy Planet and the 2nd legion is reunited with it's primarchCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-06-20 28 
July 2022
5310880Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 8The Reconquista crushes the Ork hordes before marching towards the Mitu Collective.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-07-26 26 
August 2022
5352204Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 9The shadow of the Blackstone Fortress hides the Reconquista on the Mitu CollectiveCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-08-11 25 
October 2022
5395761Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 10TalOS returns to Mars in triumph, and becomes the new Fabricator General of LuciusCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-10-26 22 
November 2022
5443267Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 11Meeting fellow Primarchs, not all went well.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-11-29 22 
December 2022
5429443ULTRAQUESTThe Finest Robotic Chef the world's ever seen goes to become The Finest Robotic Chef Hell's ever seen.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks2022-12-03 10 
5493690Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 12'What shall be done, which cannot be taken back.'Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2022-12-15 22 
January 2023
5488208ULTRAQUEST IIAfter having found his way into Hell (and the QM got sick), the finest robotic chef Hell's ever seen finds himself at the end of the path.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks2023-01-13 10 
March 2023
5542073Mechanicus' Primarch 13Time starts to pick up as the Great Crusade begins filling itself with the Primarchs upon its ranks. Half of the Primarchs found, the other Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-03-03 18 
5561828ULTRAQUEST IIIFollowing a nice boat ride, The Finest Chef Hell's Ever Seen starts rummaging around for information.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks2023-03-12 8 
April 2023
5585079Mechanicus Primarch Quest 14The Horus Heresy nears as a Primarch meets a true Ancient. Said Ancient is quite cranky.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-04-06 16 
5599422ULTRAQUEST IVThe Finest Robotic Chef Hell's ever seen becomes bloodthirsty and gets directions to New New York.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks, New New York2023-04-23 2 
May 2023
5627299Mechanicus Primarch Quest 15The Horus Heresy begins. TalOS becomes the Omnissiah. Perturabo is sent to Lucius and TalOS goes to rescue Mars from the traitors. Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-05-15 18 
June 2023
5666785Mechanicus Primarch Quest 16: Siege of TerraThe End has arrived. Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah, Ends2023-06-19 20 
July 2023
5680965Gonzo Bullshit Fighting QuestNanomachine-infused All-American linebacker George Armstrong leaves his lab and begins a long and violent realms-spanning quest.Collective Game, Chronicler, Gonzo, Fighting Game, Sandbox, Nanomachines, Son2023-07-10 11 
5681084Ultraquest VThe Finest Chef Hell's Ever Seen goes on indefinite hiatus/is canceled.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks, New New York2023-07-15 4 
August 2023
5710673Bretonnian Peasant Quest 1A Peasant, whose life has gone to ruin thanks to a Vampire, now works to become someone that can slay her. Collective Game, Warhammer, Warhammer Fantasy, The Machine QM, Vampires, Knights, Bretonnia, Peasant, Lucian2023-08-22 32 
October 2023
5742568Bretonnian Peasant Quest 2Lucian Heir of Ruin faces necromancers and an Ork Warboss. With nobility comes honour and Quarrel as a Peasant Knight.Collective Game, Warhammer, Warhammer Fantasy, The Machine QM, Vampires, Knights, Bretonnia, Peasant, Lucian2023-10-01 24 
5760806Gonzo Bullshit Fighting Quest, #2George Armstrong continues his service to the USA, wrestles a panther under a waterfall, and begins to search an Atlantean vault.Collective Game, Chronicler, Gonzo, Fighting Game, Sandbox, Nanomachines, Son2023-10-10 7 
5779152Bretonnian Peasant Quest 3Having sequestered for a while with Count Remon, Lucian gains the companionship of a Lizardman and finally begins the long journey to AlbionCollective Game, Warhammer, Warhammer Fantasy, The Machine QM, Vampires, Knights, Bretonnia, Peasant, Lucia2023-10-31 14 
December 2023
5813629Bretonnian Peasant Quest 4While passing through Castle Bastonne, Lucian investigates the disappearance of a magic sword and discovers an infestation of Skaven.Warhammer, Warhammer Fantasy, The Machine QM, Vampires, Knights, Bretonnia, Peasant, Lucian2023-12-05 9 
January 2024
5862458Bretonnian Peasant Quest 5In the mountain of dwarves, Lucian defeats foes, recovers the cursed sword, and swears the oath of a grail knight Warhammer, Warhammer Fantasy, The Machine QM, Vampires, Knights, Bretonnia, Peasant, Lucian2024-01-22 7 
March 2024
5901470Bretonnian Peasant Quest 6On a ship to Albion, Lucian unwittingly breaks two oaths, suffers a fall from grace and is separated from his companions.Warhammer, Warhammer Fantasy, The Machine QM, Vampires, Knights, Bretonnia, Peasant, Lucian2024-03-11 1 
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