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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2010
9147601Horse SeppukuA Unicorn clan bushi asks /tg/ for help regarding her failing. /tg/ tells her to have her horse commit seppuku.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Ronin, Horse, Seppuku2010-04-12 17 
March 2011
14188616STORYTIEM: The Final ChapterSTORYTIEM makes his emmy award-winning return to /tg/ and unveils the climactic conclusion to his mind-shatteringly epic campaign.storytiem, saburo, joseph knock, al'sham wyles, evennia, spelljammer, the fist, frank the fiendish centipede, crazy hassan, epic, campaign2011-03-09 54 
April 2011
14630047Gladiatrix Manager Quest IAnon challenges us to chose a lady-warrior and send her into the ring for the amusement of the crowd.Gladiatrix, Female, Gladiator, Manager, Quest, Gneutered, Septimia, SSssS, Lizardwoman, Giant Frog2011-04-18 7 
14641861Gladiatrix Manager Quest 2Gneutered does more yelling at various people, figures out how to game the system a bit, and buys a third slave. A training montage ensues, followed by more fighting.Gladiatrix, Female, Gladiator, Manager, Quest, Gneutered, Septimia, SSssS, Lizardwoman, Slicks, Antonina2011-04-19 7 
14712324Gladiatrix Manager Quest 3In which Gneutered turns down a deathmatch, coaches said deathmatch anyway, has her fighters take on a dire jackal, makes a pile of money, and gets ready for a party.party, gladiatrix, manager, quest, female, gladiator, gneutered, gnoll, lizardfolk, SSssS, Slicks, Antonina, Septimia2011-04-25 7 
14721967Gladiatrix Manager Quest 4Mostly scheming. Some partying. A bit of gladiatrix managing, of course. No fighting, uncharacteristically.Gladiatrix, Manager, Quest, Gladiator, Female, Antonina, Septimia, Slicks, SSssS, Arena, Gneutered2011-04-26 7 
May 2011
14772442Gladiatrix Manager Quest 5A lot of extremely successful fighting occurs. Also, some scheming with regards to intentionally getting slaves killed (answer: no) and sabotaging reputations of assholes (answer: yes).Gladiatrix, Female, Gladiator, Manager, Quest, Gneutered, Septimia, SSssS, Lizardwoman, Slicks, Antonina, Eunice, Volcatia2011-05-01 7 
14784026Gladiatrix Manager Quest 6Very little progress gets made, but shit gets moderately real outside of the fights as all sides involved awkwardly and politely harass each other.Gladiatrix, Female, Gladiator, Manager, Quest, Gneutered, Septimia, SSssS, Lizardwoman, Slicks, Antonina, Eunice, Volcatia2011-05-02 7 
14830436Gladiatrix Manager Quest 7Some spying continues. Also, the fighters learn to speak gnoll (poorly), and presumably some espionage happens off camera. Also, fighting.Gladiatrix, Female, Gladiator, Manager, Quest, Gneutered, Septimia, SSssS, Lizardwoman, Slicks, Antonina, Eunice, Volcatia2011-05-06 7 
14898581Gladiatrix Manager Quest 8Very little happens due to OP's shitty sleep schedule, but the plot advances a bit. Things look good for Volcatia, but there might be more happening below the surface.Gladiatrix, Female, Gladiator, Manager, Quest, Gneutered, Septimia, SSssS, Lizardwoman, Slicks, Antonina, Eunice, Volcatia, collective game2011-05-12 7 
February 2015
38138432(Not)Overlord Lich Chapter 8Who do you choose? Poly or Poly? Collective Game, (Not)Overlord Quest, MaxLich, ChoosePoly2015-02-18 7 
38222143(Not)Overlord Lich Chapter 9Choosed Poly. So Poly needs to fight you now.Collective Game, (Not)Overlord Quest, MaxLich, WhyDidntYouChoosePoly2015-02-22 7 
December 2015
44267138AT-TE Commander QuestCT-42/458, fresh from the training simulations of Kamino, is sent on a mission which he does not know the objective, with a crew he has never fought before, and on a planet without knowing its name. Welcome to the war, trooper. Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2015-12-20 26 
44305129AT-TE Commander Quest 2CT-42/458 returns to base, reports his actions to his commanding officer, is revealed a secret by Phi, has the beginnings of an existential crisis, and is told a bedtime story by a Mandalorian. Possibilities for customizing the AT-TE were opened up as well. Be prepared, trooper; the war is right around the corner.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2015-12-22 26 
44408587AT-TE Commander Quest 3CT-42/458 watched as a brother in arms falls in battle, brought AT-TE 7330 onto the field, and encountered a fallen Jedi. War has just begun.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2015-12-28 22 
January 2016
44586194AT-TE Commander Quest 4The newly promoted 1st Lieutenant CT-42/458 returns to his base of operations for the first time, gets a tour of the history of the planet from Major Bandit, and seeks out and talks with Crusader. Other crew members are found, ambushes occur, upgrades were discussed, and art was discovered for the first time. The battlefield is an uncertain place at best.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-01-06 23 
44692481AT-TE Commander Quest 5CT-42/458 uncovers enemy plans, has a heart to heart, recovers his armor, is kidnapped, and begins interviewing for a new crew member. Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-01-10 20 
44723945AT-TE Commander Quest 61st Lieutenant CT-32/458, 'Jinx' begins planning for an upcoming invasion of pirate occupied territory. You are a loyal officer of the Republic.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-01-12 20 
44944889AT-TE Commander Quest 7CT-42/458 helps a wounded comrade get to sleep, has a few drinks with another comrade, discovers [REDACTED], and prepares for his mission.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-01-23 16 
February 2016
45180247AT-TE Commander Quest 81st Lieutenant CT-42/458 begins his march to the city of Termat to group up with new allies, only to learn of old enemies fast approaching. Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-02-03 12 
45538590AT-TE Commander Quest 9Lieutenant Jinx leads the defense against an enemy assault and receives a concussion. Sadly, war has come to define his galaxy.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-02-21 10 
April 2016
46618682AT-TE Commander Quest 10Lieutenant CT-42/458 awakens from his wounds and evaluates his new situation.Collective Game, AT-TE Commander Quest, Star Wars, Clone Trooper, AT-TE, Clone Wars, Separatists, Stay Professional2016-04-12 10 
December 2016
911985Battle Harem Anime Character QuestA QM that really shouldn't be writing makes a quest where you're an anime character!Collective Game, Anime, SEP, Mechs, Flying Battleships, High School, Kiting2016-12-11 3 
December 2018
3117261Warship AI Quest Part 2Shakedown cruise, met Tametomo, activated code. Fever dream self repairs, made(?) Persephone, and old memories return. Confusing stuff.Warship, AI, Athena, Naval, Space, Persephone, Tametomo, Christmas2018-12-25 6 
January 2019
3134247Warship AI Quest Part 3Opened Freya's letter, celebrated the solstice, and got ready to fuck up some pirates.Warship, AI, Athena, Naval, Space, Persephone, Tametomo, Freya, Christmas2019-01-02 5 
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