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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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September 2008
2564089Tiny Hammer - all storiesTiny Hammer writer posts all of his up to date,works.Writefaggatory, Tiny Hammer2008-09-13 8 
December 2009
7353184Interrogator QuestWe are an Interrogator on a Black Ship. We find a Tau woman tied up in an empty room. Paranoia ensues as we realize the true depths of planning and scheming that could very well be at work here. Surprisingly rape-free.Interrogator Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Inquisition, Interrogator2009-12-31 8 
January 2010
7367499Interrogator Quest 2The Third OP engages. Less 'dat Tau,' more Cloak. More Dagger.Interrogator Quest, Acolyte Quest, Collective Game, Quest2010-01-01 2 
7372043Interrogator Quest 3Continued, with more heresy.Interrogator Quest, Acolyte Quest, Collective Game, Quest2010-01-01 1 
7738962The High Lords of TerraPreparing for the release DH: Ascension, /tg/ speculates on the nature, personality, and appearance of the various High Lords of Terra. An amazing writefag steps in and shit gets off the hook, showing the power of /tg/ to create way better fluff than GW. Thread starts to get awesome around 7740401.40k, fluff, writefaggotry, high lords of terra, emperor, custodes, navigators2010-01-23 26 
March 2011
14349788A Thought on Orks who are More than Orks.Leer spins a story of an unnatural ork who seems to do the impossible, in the form of personal log entries of those who have seen itOrks, 40k, writefaggatory2011-03-24 -2 
November 2011
17065352In the SwamplandsAnon wishes to know how a civilization based in marsh/bog areas would work. /tg/ reponds, and we soon get Cajun bayou-dwelling lizardmen spearhunters who wear armor made from gator leather and giant-swamp-beetle chitin.swamp, marsh, bog, lizardman, hunting, gators, spear-throwers2011-11-30 5 
May 2015
39735937Paranormal Investigator QuestYou're Rachel Li, college freshman, and you're heading to a brothel on a job offer to see if fae actually do exist.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae2015-05-04 14 
39757020Paranormal Investigator QuestIn which you ask lots of questions and learn more about your shady employer.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, RL2015-05-05 10 
39796259Paranormal Investigator Quest 3You do some college stuff and investigate a puking girl.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-05-07 10 
39839644Paranormal Investigator Quest 4In which you try to help zombie girl, but then posting goes down.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-05-09 7 
39978918Paranormal Investigator Quest 5You help Liza more and make friends with her, then head back to HQ.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-05-16 8 
40231857Paranormal Investigator Quest 6You talk with Liza and investigate the whole zombie thing, then have talk together with Alice.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-05-28 7 
June 2015
40415329Paranormal Investigator Quest 7We finish up investigating Liza's thing, and then incoming timeskip.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-06-06 5 
40747009The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition ExpertsWorking alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore! It's episode 12.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Drone, Mechanicus, Tech-priest, Xenotech, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman, Sarge, Twitch, Nubby, Doc, Tink, Aimy, Interrogator Greg Sargent2015-06-22 128 
40747621Paranormal Investigator Quest 8The timeskip begins and takes a lot longer than expected, thanks to a certain storage closet.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-06-22 7 
July 2015
41027807Penal regiment /tg/ - field kit inspection - fucking this again editionThis time the regiment is facing off against Chaos spawn, as they are joined by the Inquisition, sister Theresia and the navigator, while a plot appears to stow away the commissar to safety.field kit inspection, penal regiment designation /tg/, collective game, ruh, lemming, gibbers, palatine sister theresia, navigator elena, inquisitor vilhelm, quartermaster nihaonyan, commissar gaurun2015-07-05 8 
41289560Paranormal Investigator Quest 9You finally call Summer.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-07-18 6 
September 2015
42745552Paranormal Investigator Quest 10More experimenting with powers, and then party time.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-09-27 5 
November 2015
43862481Paranormal Investigator Quest 11Attempts to pump Mark for information, aborted due to poor quest start timing.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-11-27 2 
43873725Paranormal Investigator Quest 11 ContinuedWe finish talking with Mark and arrive at Alice's house.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2015-11-29 4 
December 2015
44197418Navigator Quest 01We leave our House to work for a Rogue Trader. Along the way we save a transport and slay a xenos.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2015-12-16 23 
44233394Navigator Quest 02We meet some fresh faces, show our underlings how a true Navigator does their job, and continue with the trend of killing at least one Xenos per session.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2015-12-18 18 
44347410Navigator Quest 03We hit a warp storm, barter for some starcharts, then play second-fiddle to our backup Navigator.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2015-12-24 17 
44489787Navigator Quest 04Short session where we try out liquor, find some archeotech, and make a very successful jump into the unknown.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2015-12-31 13 
January 2016
44611550Navigator Quest 4.5We pick back up where we left off and fend off a book-daemon. In the process we discover a long-since passed collection of heretics.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2016-01-06 13 
February 2016
45449355Navigator Quest 05Another short session to get us back into the swing of things. We find the tendrils of a pleasure cult in looking for a psyker.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2016-02-16 13 
April 2016
46396472Dragon Ball MACHINE MUTANT QuestA rapist and a voyeur are off to collect all the waifus in Dragon Ball, even if it kills them.Collective Game, Dragon Ball, Machine Mutant, Machine Mutant Quest, Gato, Meatbags2016-04-01 0 
13631Navigator Quest 06We deal with a daemonhost and all the fallout that comes with it. Early Archive.Navigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2016-04-29 11 
May 2016
61604Navigator Quest 07We leave our troubles behind and visit a Pleasure WorldNavigator Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Warhammer, ELH2016-05-05 7 
July 2016
48328430Paranormal Investigator Quest 12Shorter session. Some exploring around Alice's house, and the start of new spooky investigations.Paranormal Investigator Quest, Collective Game, fae, QM RL2016-07-18 4 
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