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October 2008
2845301crazy 40k players.../tg/ shares bizarre horror stories of crazy Warhammer players at their LGS.40k, horror, what, my penitent engine has a tail2008-10-22 5 
July 2009
5075043Engine Heart part 2Viral trawls for more features and defectsEngine Heart, homebrew2009-07-03 6 
June 2010
10306964Engine Heart charactersSome robots get statted out for Engine Heart, and sad, bleak writefagging goes down.Engine Heart2010-06-06 4 
July 2010
11050665Servo Skull How-To threadWhere /tg/ discusses how to manufacture a home made servo skull DIY, do-it-yourself collective game, engineering, Warhammer 40k, awesome, electric engineering, mechanical engineering, humans, grave-robbing2010-07-13 12 
August 2010
11658404Engine Heart Deluxe Model EditionViral brings the polished Engine Heart to /tg/. Only $20 for a copy of /tg/ original content in paper form, and a free DL because Viral is a bro like that.Engine Heart, original content, /tg/ gets shit done, Viral2010-08-15 11 
October 2010
12475186Thomas the War EngineIf this isn't a kids show in the 40k universe, then it should be.Thomas the Tank Engine, Writefaggotry2010-10-17 18 
12469639Engine Heart module "On The Farm"A module for the /tg/ original game Engine Heart called "On The Farm"engine heart, original, content, engine, heart, farm2010-10-19 3 
12539999Engine HeartIdeas for bots, plots, and lots of discussion too. Numerous members of /tg/ are giving Engine Heart a shot; Viral is working on some more stuff of win. Engine Heart, robots, original content, free2010-10-25 17 
November 2010
12959951NPC CharactersA nostalgic look at some of the greatest characters in /tg/ related video-game history. Also, Mary Sue hijack ensues as Anon brings a few terrible mods to light.BG, NPC, Baldurs Gate, Mary Sue, Infinity Engine2010-11-29 5 
December 2010
13346845The EngineersOP asks about making a universe with mister fixit engineers, slightly modeled after Dead Space. Truly awesome writefaggotry ensues, everyone rejoices.Dead Space, Engineers, setting, space, sci-fi, scifi, world building, writefag, writing2010-12-31 11 
July 2011
15757474Medieval Engineering IIOP and his buddies continue to prepare for the mongol invasion in medieval Poland. Confessional seal is broken, the guns/butter problem rears its head, and the science of screws gets explained.MedievalHistory MedievalEngineering storytime awesomeroleplaying2011-07-30 22 
January 2012
17615286/tg/ Meta Quest 54We are able to communicate with Tosh and our away team, trapped as they are in a Kingdom Hearts sub-domain inhabited by our target S.U.E.'s. We begin looking for a way to bring our people back. We also see the first installment of Iron Engineer: Meta Edition!Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Iron Engineer2012-01-21 10 
February 2012
17837890The Lost Future-9 With More Guns and BigotryA revival of 17560757 with more fluff, and now art. robots, engine heart, original content, post-apocalyptic, post-apoc, guns, futuristic2012-02-08 9 
March 2012
18208330The Tale of Barry BanjoOP recites the amazing tale of his current Engine Hearts campaign, including an animatronic banjo bear.Engine Heart, story time, banjo bear, funny2012-03-05 13 
April 2012
18744841Thomas the Space EngineOP comes to /tg/ asking for help with his homebrew setting. It is a setting where in his words: the players get to play a small fleet of sentient, mostly self reliant warships that also have android Avatars.homebrew, GM, sci-fi, A.I, Space Engine, spaceship, space ship, space, sentient ships, The Archivist2012-04-17 12 
September 2012
20600811Engine Heart with ViralIt's Engine Heart. With Viral, some story tiem, and other hilarity and hijinxEngine, Heart, Artifice, Robot, Wall-e, cute, no people, machines, terminator, Anonymous Prime2012-09-06 7 
October 2012
21368164MechEngineer QuestDaniel Holdt gets a new job, and questers try to figure out how to make a decent 'Mech with a small selection of parts.Collective Game, MechEngineer Quest, Battletech2012-10-31 42 
November 2012
21423338MechEngineer Quest Part 2Daniel works his ass off; meets Dieter and Hatamoto. Cliffhanger!Collective Game, Battletech, MechEngineer Quest2012-11-04 34 
21481062MechEngineer Quest Part 3Ilsa discovers a LosTech cache, and Skvorec Armorworks scores a funtional, if not lightly-armed UrbanMech as well.Collective Game, MechEngineer Quest, Battletech2012-11-08 29 
21559682MechEngineer Quest Part 4Daniel gets stressed, dice hate everyone, but then sweet SUCCESS, and a Light 'Mech is born!Collective Game, MechEngineer Quest, Battletech2012-11-13 32 
21632792MechEngineer Quest Part 5The Arms Dealer Cometh! Turns out he and Goddard are buddies of sorts, and a STELLAR deal is made, and much swag is acquired as a result.Collective Game, MechEngineer Quest, Battletech2012-11-18 33 
21797521/tg/ Meta Quest 117We attempt to send recon teams to the Mysterious Coordinates and the Void Engineer/New Chaos warzone as we desperately try to ready our task force for the horrors that await us.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Tenchi Muyo!, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door2012-11-29 7 
21814831TG Quest 118In which we get more stuff in preparation for the final battleCollective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Tenchi Muyo!, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door2012-11-30 7 
December 2012
21863382MechEngineer Quest 6Arms deal now over, Daniel retires to do some serious tobacco-to-design conversion work, and the road is less bumpy than usual. Good stuff all around, and another Positive Quirk! Also LB-10X ammo.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2012-12-03 30 
21875783/tg/ Meta Quest 119We continue our recon of the Sol system, get some numbers on the fleets arrayed against us, locate the survivors of the TSAB Recon Team, and make contact with the Jovian Federation. Hot-blooded duel of burning passion between Warriors of JUSTICE ensues.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico2012-12-04 7 
21928927MechEngineer Quest 7Hallway cockpits and angry Asians, oh my! More success with the HZP and some words with Ivan, Ilsa, and Dieter.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2012-12-07 32 
21940202/tg/ Meta Quest 120Task Force 38 throws itself into the battle between the Void Engineers and New Chaos. Losses among the EVE Online ships mount, then New Chaos reinforcements arrive. 300 EVA-Titans have just appeared in front of us.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars2012-12-08 10 
21985468/tg/ Meta Quest 121Task Force 38 rescues the TSAB and Great Crusade Recon Teams, gathers intelligence on Kane's new Temple Complex near Sarajevo, and works with the Void Engineers and the UEFA against New Chaos.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J2012-12-12 7 
22045659/tg/ Meta Quest 122Task Force 38 sneaks Ryu into the New Chaos base, takes out their shield generator, and wipes the base from the face of the Earth. All isn't well, though, as the dimensional tears reach critical, and Crowe is taken from us by the ensuing storm.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J2012-12-15 6 
22064307MechEngineer Quest 8The Eights are coming! Goddard is confirmed missing, and Daniel and Janine do some detective work. Also, Skvorec cops are pretty chill guys.Collective Game, MechEngineer Quest, Battletech2012-12-16 24 
22158122/tg/ Meta Quest 124We finally answer Ravel's riddle with an answer she is willing to accept, then shift perspective to another one of our teams that appears to have landed in a fight between Black Ops and the participants of the Blood War.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J, Kane, Planescape: Torment, The Blood War2012-12-23 5 
22189474/tg/ Meta Quest 125The Command Crew appears before the next group of soldiers from the Task Force, and finds them trying to hop across islands suspended over nothing, fighting the Combine. The diceroller decides to troll us again today, and while we gain a Hero, we lose another and many troops with him.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J, Kane, Warcraft2012-12-24 6 
22195208MechEngineer Quest 9Time wears on till the deadline; Daniel learns to shoot, and tries to get some work done, but the stress of the situation seems to get the better of him. Janine tries to help but the roadblocks are too many. Also a bit of meta-discussion, and the GM's apology for derailing the thread due to tired concern.MechEngineer Quest, Battletech, Collective Game2012-12-24 39 
January 2013
22343819/tg/ Meta Quest 128Task Force 38 holds off the New Chaos Gods as they scramble to re-calibrate the Device which can Rewrite the entire sector.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door2013-01-03 11 
22366657MechEngineer QuestThe battle begins, and Daniel discovers a sleeping Janine might just be his muse, as he solves the compartmentalized myomer problem, with Positive (Quirk) results.MechEngineer Quest, Battletech, Collective Game2013-01-03 30 
22402083/tg/ Meta Quest 129Task Force 38 fights against avatars of the ACTUAL Chaos Gods, as our defenses are slowly worn down. Then allies and enemies both from the quest's past arrive, and we lose another Hero.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, Street Fighter2013-01-06 10 
22442104/tg/ Meta Quest 130The End of TG Quest. The Task Force races against Azalin to be the first to the core of the Device, to determine whose will shall retcon the Meta in their image.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, SRW J, Ravenloft2013-01-08 25 
22481398MechEngineer QuestThe battle ends, and the costs are heavy, but victory is bittersweet. So are kisses and fists. The local cops continue to be bros, Skvorec Armorworks gets salvage, and Daniel makes a gentlemanly gesture.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-01-09 29 
22513983/tg/ Meta Quest - Bonus DiskMetaOp answers some questions we have about the quest. Also short stories about the crew.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, SRW J, Ravenloft2013-01-12 11 
22628602MechEngineer Quest Part 11Things get back to normal (as normal as it gets anyway), and Daniel has arm trouble, but gets some spiritual help from a corgi named Max.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-01-17 26 
22759879MechEngineer Quest Part 11The HZP gets wired, and things about what happened to Goddard are revealed by an unlikely source. Can he be trusted?MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-01-24 32 
February 2013
22924190MechEngineer Quest Part 13Bruce gets a job at Skvorec, and Daniel finalizes the weapons loadout on the HZP with three configurations to satisfy as many buyers as possible. Also, futons.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-02-02 33 
23055894Viral Marketing and Engine Heart StorytimeViral's marketing and Bee-Bot StorytimeViral Games, Bee-Bot, Engine Heart, Storytime2013-02-12 8 
23150291MechEngineer Quest Thread 14Daniel finishes the armor layout, giving the HZP some pretty great scale-style armor that allows weight adjustment for customer flexibility. Also, things.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-02-14 24 
23290553MechEngineer Quest Thread 15Talks with Ivan, Hatamoto and Dieter prepare Daniel for success, and talks with Bruce prepare him for the worst.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-02-21 27 
23329622Viral's Big Kickstarter Scam: Part 1 (The prequel) Act 2defies any descriptionviral, engine heart, free, robot, wall-e, kickstarter, print, flgs2013-02-25 9 
23423223MechEngineer Quest Thread 16Daniel meets with Wanda, Ilsa, and Janine. Plans for some new tech design are made, and Janine is tentatively named the new CEO of Skvorec Armorworks.MechEngineer Quest, Battletech, Collective Game2013-02-28 27 
March 2013
23424514Engine Heart Waterworld MetropolisViral reports about the upcoming kickstarter, nono makes a postapocalyptic Engine Heart setting, everybody wins.Engine Heart, viral, nono, robot, bot, droid, android, drone, wall-e, free, homebrew, epic, survival, apocalypse, water, ocean, sea2013-03-01 9 
23549936MechEngineer Quest Part 17Bruce feeds Daniel some more news, and the HZP acquires jump jet mounts. Also, timeskips?Collaborative Game, MechEngineer Quest, Battletech2013-03-07 24 
23792964MechEngineer Quest Part 18Timeskips. And funerals. And Lord Shun being an apparent bro.MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-03-21 23 
23848066Viral KS Artsy TimeThis thing is taking off. approaching 50 stores.Engine Heart, Viral, Robot, Wall-E, Kickstarter, Miniatures2013-03-27 6 
23915772MechEngineer Quest Part 19Ominous Summons, XP, and anontech falling off the internetMechEngineer Quest, Collective Game, Battletech2013-03-28 20 
April 2013
24175323MechEngineer Quest Thread 19 v2.0More discussion with Lord Shun, a tour of a Raven (hush-hush!), and the beginning of negotiations. Huzzah!Battletech, MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game2013-04-11 23 
24265864The end of Barry BanjoEngine Heart general becomes storytime. Barry the animatronic banjo bear meets his final destiny. barry banjo, banjo, storytime, engine, heart, engine heart2013-04-17 11 
24304714MechEngineer QuestThe Phobos is subjected to scrutiny by Capellan MechEngineers, and a deal is reached.Battletech, MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game2013-04-18 23 
24444609MechEngineer Quest 21Lord Shun springs a controversial clause upon Daniel and Janine. All of Skovrec Armorworks expresses their opinion on this development.Battletech, MechEngineer Quest, Collective Game2013-04-25 21 
24453954/tg/ gets shit done. Holy shit!Viral gets icons made for Engine Heart while the Kickstarter is building up to $10,000 and there's dice for everybody.Viral, Viralgames, Engine Heart, Robot, Robots, Kickstarter, KS, Dice, Icon, Icons, Symbol, Symbols2013-04-28 6 
July 2013
25776534ENGINEERING/tg/ tells tales of cleverness, batshit insanity, and everything in between.storytime, engineering, arrowhead of total destruction2013-07-03 2 
September 2013
27496776/tg/ discusses a robot planetAnon asks what a planet would be like if the robots had outlived their predecessors and gets interesting and creative answersrobots, engine heart, scifi, sci fi2013-09-30 1 
May 2014
31844870Alternate Industrial RevolutionsOP asks for alternate histories where a country other than Britain industrializes first. /tg/ delivers with a greater Ottoman Empireworldbuilding, alternate history, ottoman empire, industrialization, steam engine, printing press2014-05-03 3 
January 2016
44496286'Lost Source' setting worldbuilding thread #2/tg/ continues worldbuilding a post-singularity setting in the spiritual tradition of Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, and Bloodborne.engine heart, eclipse phase, demon's souls, dark souls, bloodborne, singularity, posthumans, transhumans, exhumans, cyborgs, robots, AI, worldbuilding, setting,2016-01-01 7 
May 2016
47067831Vat-cloning and robots worldbuildingOP complains about robots with artificial wombs being magical realm. /tg/ proves otherwise with stories and worldbuilding.vatclone, artificial womb, robots, engine heart, heartwarming, worldbuilding, kriegers,2016-05-04 11 
July 2016
48350214biomech fighter planes worldbuilding and setting/tg/ discusses the possibilities of sentient AI warplanes.engine heart, ace combat, bolo, giger, fighter planes,2016-07-22 10 
March 2017
51980267Frontier Freaks Setting WorldbuildingA setting which can basically be described as "biopunk wild west" is invented.worldbuilding, western, wild west, bioengineering, biotech, biopunk, bioshock, transhumanism, Pasteur, 1800s pseudoscientific beliefs,2017-03-12 5 
December 2017
2084097Star Wars CIS Combat Engineer Quest 1we kill a jedi with explosives, kill clones with explosives, destroy a mainframe with explosives, and win our first mission.star wars, collective game, cis, droids, combat engineer2017-12-02 2 
February 2018
2249461star wars cis combat engineer quest 2Fortifying and Digging in is scary when your droids decide to shoot ships down so they crash into the buildingsstar wars, collective game, cis, droids, combat engineer2018-02-04 1 
September 2018
2880397Living Factory #1Introducing Daedalus, the newborn(?) automaton in their first quest: to simply communicate with a researcher. Today, words, tomorrow, legs.Living Factory, Collective Game, bioengineering, robot, machine, AI, sci-fi, science, bio, Tutorial Assistance Program, TAP, immobile2018-09-16 2 
March 2021
4664076Space Station 13 Quest: Station 4, High Security Nuking.McSnickers Dickerson attempts to advance the field of science and his faith. But can he survive the Syndicates deadliest ops team?Badmin QM, Space Station 13, nuke, space, Mechanicus, Tesla engine, McSnickers Dickerson2021-03-20 0 
4686103Space Station 13 Quest: Station 4.5, Rust In Peace. . . McSnickersMcSnickers spreads disease like a dog, discharge his payload, a mile high rotten egg, air of death, wrestles syndi nostrils.Badmin QM, Space Station 13, nuke, space, Mechanicus, Tesla engine, maintenance, Nuclear Holocaust, MacArthur did nothing wrong, Revenge2021-03-26 0 
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