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Oh god I was hungover and grumpy because i recorded this once but didcked it up i'm sorry i sound so horrible oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

(Editor's Note: Man, I almost choked to death laughing when he finds out what the nation name turns out to be.)

~CAPSLOCKGUY

EVEN IN DORF FORTRESS, F O E

DORF FORT, KOBOLDS, ELLPEE, CRUISE CONTROL - View All by Author

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[#] DORF FORT ELLPEE

08:59am EDT - 10/19/2008

Alright, because I'm a huge dumb, I'm going to be doing a DORF FORT LP for all you lovely people. However, there are going to be a few changes to how it's going to be played.

Kobold Fort, because ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL I NEED MORE is only fun for so long.
Legendary Lands mod, which is essentially hard mode for combat. Also, more civs, megabeasts, creatures, items, etc
Minnimal traps, since traps are pretty much the most broken defense item in the game. HALLWAY FILLED WITH STONE TRAPS, ENJOY BEING INVULNERABLE FOREVER.
No ranged weapons, since they come in at a close second. PEW PEW YOUR HEAD WAS PIERCED.
Melee only.
Final Destination.

This is also going to be an explanation thing for people who struggle with the game, since I like to think of myself as being somewhat competent at playing.

Everyone is welcome to suggest particular worlds, or embark sites that they want me to start on, or other mods to add. People can also reserve a named Kobold (If I can figure out what the fuck is wrong with translating for Kobolds :\), although keep in mind that unless you get in the starting seven, or I really need someone with your profession later on, you're most likely going to end up in suicide wrestling squad and die when an champion wielding a sword cuts out your throat in training.

I'll also be open to suggestions regarding crazy projects, like giant magma skull, giant tower, orbital cannons and the like, so feel free to yell at me if you want to suggest something.