She appears to be a normal princess except she dresses like a biker foxgirl, her eyes shoots lasers and her hair is brown and is so flexible and strong that a single hair can be used to make bowstrings, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a misunderstood genius whose blood is the cure for cancer and she will fight her enemies with the power to breathe fire or to bombard her foes with an orbital laser cannon.
Her friends and enemies call her Dragoneyes Unicornbranch!
Her constant companion is a spirit young Space Marine who is also destined to die by her hand.
Her favored weapon is a freezing acidic axe which can be transformed into a motorcycle.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!
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