Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal pirate except she dresses like a pirate princess, her eyes have rainbow colored irises and her hair is silvery and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-dragon.
She is a living time-bomb who is the last of her kind and she will fight her enemies with the power to take the shape of anyone she fucks or to puke acid.
Her friends and enemies call her Shadowfang Soulblossom!
Her constant companion is a mysterious catatonic dog who is also a projection of her evil self.
Her favored weapon is a two-handed acidic poleaxe which cannot be used by anyone else.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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