Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal schoolgirl except she dresses like a biker elf, her eyes are like portals into the abyss and her hair is bright orange and she can hide her weapon in it, but secretly she is actually a half-dragon.
She is unknowingly the queen of her kind whose blood is the cure for cancer and she will fight her enemies with the power to puke acid or to turn her foes inside-out with her mind.
Her friends and enemies call her Cancerlips Riverspring!
Her constant companion is a catatonic ancient robot who is also her economic consultant.
Her favored weapon is a ancient burning razor which cannot be used by anyone else.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!


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