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2021-12-12:

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2009
4316247CARNIFEX HAS NO REGRETS; or, WHY DIRE VERSIONS OF ANCIENT PREDATORS ARE SO GARRead the title. Imagine it. Live it. Love it. Click it. Go.snapping turtles, awesome stories, dead ducklings, vengeful explosions, massive invertabrates, total gar2009-04-18 35 
May 2012
18922372NearFuture Cyborg Quest 5Action, explosions, followed by terrible pick ups and losing at futurepoker. Also, a possible company conspiracy. Collective Game, NearFuture Cyborg Quest, Cyborg, Exabyte, FutureEXPLOSIONS.2012-05-01 20 
August 2013
26778346A.I. Quest 4 Great Black SeaThis time around, Ophion takes on those damn dirty pirates. Things...don't go fully as planned. Chaos ensues.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0,sentience, control, pirate, explosion, death2013-08-23 22 
August 2014
33833352Cursed_Apprentice_Quest 2We get some nice threads, hit on a bar maid, trick a pickpocket into touching our dick, ruin our threads after we get shot,befriend pickpocket,and figure this cult shit outshota, Cursed_Apprentice_Quest, 360noscopearrowthrow, wenches, magic, Collective game, quest, brainexplosion, hugs, brown elves, nopumpkins,2014-08-02 10 
December 2015
44269489Skirmish Sketch Superheroes II: Noodle IncidentThe vigilantes visit a noodleshop and finds it less than abandoned. Guns! Explosions! Collateral damage! ROBOTS! Skirmish, collective game, quest, art?, explosions, superheroes, skirmish sketch2015-12-20 5 
44391210[Skirmish] Sketch Superheroes III: Ground Control to...Opening to a strange underground mine, less explosions more gribbly terrorsSkirmish, collective game, quest, art?, explosions, superheroes, skirmish sketch2015-12-27 3 
October 2016
662180Being Super In a Megacity Quest 1you made things blow up on a massive scale, suffered employment problems, and finally decided to work with an usual villain.Super Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie 2016-10-11 4 
674611Being Super In a Megacity Quest 2We enter the Scar, make THE show, and leave because cool guys don't watch explosions.Super Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie2016-10-17 2 
694499Being Super In a Megacity Quest 3Boss figures out that when he tells us to go do something, we really do that thing. Also we met a special lady in a wasteland church.Super Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie 2016-10-19 2 
728350Being Super In a Megacity Quest 4 We trained, we fought brood, we talked epically and we partiedSuper Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie2016-10-29 1 
November 2016
761678Being Super in Megacity Quest 5/ENDOf sex and explosionsSuper Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie 2016-11-02 2 
March 2017
1277178Vault Hunter Quest 1Welcome to Pandora! You are former middle manager, Baal, and you do awesome things with your new friends! Also loot!Collective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars2017-03-20 4 
April 2017
1314992Vault Hunter Quest 2Baal and crew enter town, things get dark, then QM has to leaveCollective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars2017-04-01 3 
July 2017
1641228Vault Hunter Quest 3QM returns and Baal and the gang assault the Triumvirate. QM also tries to explain his level system.Collective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars2017-07-08 3 
August 2017
1775701Vault Hunter Quest 4Baal begins his less subtle mission with Henrietta. QM falls asleep for far too long and has to resume in a new thread.Collective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars, Robots, Hyperion, Dahl2017-08-19 3 
1787985Vault Hunter Quest 4.5The dramatic conclusion to the thread. Baal does some badassery. QM gets sleepy again.Collective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars, Robots, Hyperion, Dahl2017-08-20 2 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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