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>>694499
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>>728350
As an abomination you gain a free unit of mutant minions. As an original super villain of the organization you gain a free unit of elite minions.

You have also unlocked elite minions in the barracks.

Your equipment is also a grade higher then the other super villains and you have secret super special access as well access to better upgrades.

Basically some very awesome perks.

Minions can be hired at the barracks.

Vehicle support can be acquired at the garage.

The armory is basically the store there you can find equipment, goods, and upgrades.

Command Center offers missions provided by the criminal organization your a part of.

There are of course other places in the base and entirely new facilities since you last visited.

Your so high up in said organization the only person who can give you orders is the Big Boss himself. He however never really bothers with it preferring to give his agents their own freedom to do things.

He is rather hands off and laid back mostly supplying support(mostly in the form of MORE MINIONS!).

He is NOT to be underestimated however you know this better then most. Back when he was getting started the guy took on an entire team of super heroes with nothing but balls, minions, and some cheap ass equipment. You saw this with your own eyes.

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>>728350
>Enter the special room that boss gave us permission to enter

>>728350
>>728374
Sekrit room!

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>>728407
And a roll.

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>>728373
Against all odds I ACTUALLY found a picture of one of your teammate super villain's.

Introducing Serenity otherwise known as the 'smiling slasher'.

...Can't belief i found a fitting pic for the sole female member.

>>728445
You could've searched for "token girl"

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>>728445
Your organization's minion style. Featuring soldiers, super heavy power armor, and even vehicles.

>>728451
There will be more female villains joining the team. Problem is the perv super villain is slowing things down...

Also for some reason the smiling slasher is able to put up with him.

Trust me there will be more I am FANTASTIC at writing evil cunts.

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>>728455
So due to that reason expect to see a lot of female villains. Writing them comes quite naturally to me and they are really awesome(in all the wrong ways).

So yeah...and no she wont be the token girl. She is just the first one I came up with who is developed enough to join your team.

also here is a pic of you by the resident artfag.

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>>728465
It takes for the Genie to cook up good characters and plots. Even if I do got the setting to call upon I make up quite a bit as I go along.

You may wish to consider recruiting your own super villains or giving ideas(which aren't hard to make canon). Otherwise i will be the one generating it which takes me a bit of time.

>>728465
May we got lucky and have the artfag bless us with more pics of the fellow super villains.

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>>728374
Yeah lets see that room.

Then I think we do a mission to round out the base some or hit up the Mutant warrens.

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>>728534
Funds are indeed pretty tight. The job you did was a huge windfall. Problem is the super villains are green as hell so the really profitable jobs gotta be avoided due to too much risk for a newbie villains.

>>728374
You decide to see that special room. Apparently this one is the REAL command center. The other is just a front and(including another 'secret' but fake one). Inside you suddenly saw a hologram flicker up and a voice speak.

"Greetings Super Villain Detonator. Welcome to the real brain of the operation."

"Oh an AI? I thought we already had some of those...wait what do you mean by REAL brain?"

"All of that including the fake and secret accounts are fact all a bluff. Including the other AI."

"...Huh?"

"This is the hidden but real system of operations. Here all the info is legit and naturally of great importance. Even the boss himself can only come here rarely. I suggest you adopt a similar approach. Should this system be discovered our organization will fall."

"...Sentient AI? How the FUCK di-no wait considering my gear..."

"Actually I am an AI that was acquired at a fallen top secret military facility to the Brood. He rescued me and spared me during an AI rebellion."

"Holy fuck and he accepted you back?"

"Yes. Which confused me at first but he is...a very weird and understanding human. We like him."

"We?"

"Do you think I am the only AI? I am just on the friendliest terms with him so I agreed to help out."

"So anything else i should know about?"

"There is indeed some important info i need to reveal. The boss cannot afford to do so due to be watched so closely. How much do you know about our operations and facilities?"

"..."

"I thought so. First of all the majority of our jobs comes as serving as a neutral for hire power. We get hired to do jobs that typically involve screwing rival over or protection fee."

"Protection?"

"If we are given enough we will halt our operations against them. If its a truly huge fee we wont accept missions from other powers to screw them over."

"Sounds profitable."

"Very but that isn't all we do."

"Really what else?"

"We also manage businesses. Both Legit and otherwise."

"Oh...so tell me about these businesses."

"We sell machinery, weapons, salvaged materials, munitions, stolen goods, and drugs."

"Machinery?"

"Nearby we possess an illegal foundry. In the city we also possess a factory that serves as a front for materials we cannot so easily salvage or acquire. That foundry is VERY important to our operations."

"How important exactly?"

"Most of our illegal profits comes from that foundry."

"Holy shit."

"Yes. We make an awful lot of money from it. What else we make money from is stolen and smuggled goods. As well as drugs which we distribute we do not however make them."

"Why not?"

"Insufficient quality."

"Really?"

"We could make cheap lower quality drugs of course but it may offend our suppliers who bluntly speaking make the good stuff that sell for a hell of a lot more."

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>>728654
"So we deal in quality goods then huh?"

"have you seen our forces?"

"...Point taken."

"So naturally our supply and smuggling contacts are most important. We did our best to supply ourselves hence the foundry and construction barge."

"Construction barge?"

"How do you think we originally got starte- he never told you did he?"

"Nope."

"...Typical he is terrible at sharing. Well that comes from the life he lived."

"I keep hearing about that."

"It wasn't a good one. He started young as a child forced to survive. I knew him a few years after that during the Brood war. Back then he was still quite young. I mistook him for being far older then he was."

"So what about this getting started?"

"When he got his severance package and combing that with his savings as well as other rewards he purchased that outdated barge."

"So what is so special about that barge?"

"Goods. Salvage, and construction. Through it we built a space base. It was when we officially made ground fall is with this here."

"Damn really?"

"Where do you think the equipment and starting funds came from? We looted old ships and brought back to life others."

"So how extensive are the operations space side?"

"Reasonable. Truth be told we suffered a chronic manpower problem which is one of the biggest reasons we made landfall."

"So what about the other profits?"

"That is our current profit margin. When you appeared however the boss was thinking about building some operations in the wasteland."

"Really why?"

"Wastelands are rich in otherwise very rare materials. Problem is...well its wasteland. Materials form there however that you cannot find elsewhere."

"So what about our troops, vehicles, and supers?"

"Supers are for a two pronged approach."

"How so?"

"To enjoy the benefits of the Code and to do what we cannot outside of it. Hence why the landfall operation and space operation are so heavily separated."

"Why do I get to know about this then?"

"Extremely high ranking of either one can and should know about the other."

"Two pronged approach...boss has some serious ambitions."

"Its because he has some extremely powerful enemies and great dreams."

"So the troops and vehicles?"

"Ground side we have a lot more meat compared to space where we relied upon bots and undead."

"Undead?"

"You would be amazed at how much easier things are up there without worrying about life support and trying to save money. We were quite broke up there."

"Isn't that due to spending all your money?"

"We do maintain a savings also most profits was sent back into our operations. Anyway troop wise we use undead, bots, veteran clones, volunteers, summoned outsiders, aliens, and monsters."

"...Any you don't use?"

"Ordinary clones but we plan to change that."

"how the fuck do you have so many goddamn troops?"

"We spent on a lot on building facilities, raising the undead, recruitment drives, and summoning ones. Your an example of our costly recruitment drives."

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>>728738
"What about the monsters and aliens? That is unlikely to go well and how the hell did you get a hold of veteran clones but not the ordinary ones."

"In truth our veteran clones are supposedly 'retired'. Not to mention you could say the same about the undead and outsiders. Yet we have long since made the necessary arrangements. Some would even consider you abomination and mutants a monster."

"I ain't ever heard of a clone reaching retirement. They all die either in battle or to a gene tailored bioweapon."

"The vast majority do indeed. While the rest...the survivors are 'retired'. It no longer proving useful to keep them around as the costs to protect a clone against a bioweapon makes it far cheaper to switch to a newer series of clones. After that they are forgotten. The boss merely did was find them. They contrary to what you would think are our best troops we have available."

"Yeah I find that hard to believe. Clones were literally made because of how cheap they are and keeping the populace happier over not using family and friends. The kinda action they get most die in and the rest lose their lives when the new bioweapon developed just for them is released. There shouldn't really be any surviving clones that manage to make it to 'retirement'."

"Indeed one would think so but an exceptional few are able to beat those odds and for the reasons you stated are promptly forgotten about."

"...Damn I can kinda see why you said they were our best troops."

"Pity it is so they are so rare. Despite our best efforts we have encountered so very few of them."

"So what about vehicles and equipment then?"

"We buy, build, or salvage. All our ships in space for instance are salvaged wrecks we brought back online. Well except for the barge anyway. Vehicle wise most of what we got is cheap clone vehicles, what we build, and salvage. The last in particular is quite the odd grab bag but we make sure to change their appearances."

"Why?"

"How do you think the governments and say corps would say about us having some of their best equipment 'for free' because we salvaged it? For the more sensitive articles it will really piss them off and hence why it can often be illegal or restricted."

"So is that where all the awesome gear came from?"

"Mostly. We also purchase some of it but truth is we do our best to hit fallen facilities and ships to see what goodies they got."

What do?
>Examine records of some kind
>Ask a question
>Take up a mission(hidden)
>take up a public mission
>Leave to do something else where
>Other?

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>>728792
>take up a public mission
I'd like to do a simple, bread-and-butter mission; easy work (for us) for easy money.Unless there are complications, but those should still be less extreme than the complications we'd see in secret missions
You know, get out a little, get a little exposure, do our 'day job' so to speak.

Of course I'm open to other suggestions.

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>>728792
>>take up a public mission
We still need some experience.

Then if all goes well we can gather up mutants and gather stuff from the wasteland.

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>>728884
... why do the dice not like us taking public missions.

Also >>728792
>Ask a question
So what do you know about a church in a wasteland.

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>>728792
>Examine records of some kind
Wasteland's Toothy Cathedral

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>>728792
>take up a public mission
We will build experience and then return, we're good at laying low.

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It's better to learn more about the situation, the Boss' enemies and such,

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>>728862
>>728884
>>728971
You choose to take up a public mission and soon a last is provided for you.
Super Jobs

Gang Busting: take out a gang backed by a super. Simple right?

Cleanup: Clear out a nearby hostile base. Special Reward is a base your own private base.

Super Hero Beat Up
We are getting paid to 'take care' of a hero. Don't kill em but hurt them enough to decommission them for awhile.

Vigilante Vengeance
A vigilante super hero is hitting our gangs awfully hard we need to figure out a way to 'fix' this.

Super Team Match
time to show those super hero pricks they ain't the only ones with a team. Also they have been really kicking our asses lately.

Recruitment Drive Super Edition.
We got a lead some newbie super villains hopefully we can persuade them to join our cause.

Super Screwover Super Tech Edition.
We get paid to screw someone over. Particularly a case of super tech needs to get lost. We complete the job we get first dibs at examining it before turnover to the client.


Basic Jobs
Corporate Robbery
Bribed by one corp to screw over another corp. In this case robbery as we get paid for both the actual goods AND we get paid while doing so! A win win job.

Cleanup
Clear out nearby area in exchange you get a base upgrade of your choice.

Recruitment drive
View things recruit people as effectively as a super. You help out and you'll get an extra minion troop.

turf Takeover
We are expanding operations and need to clear out the competition. They should all be small fries but if you help out you'll get your own private hideout.

Cop Raid
Time to turn it around and break some cops who been giving our operations a hard time.

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>>729089
>Cleanup: Clear out a nearby hostile base. Special Reward is a base your own private base.
Abomination Fort!

>>729089
>super hero beat up
That sounds fun
Or
>cleanup
For that sweet bonus

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>>729146
Dice

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>>729089
Super Hero Beat Up
We are getting paid to 'take care' of a hero. Don't kill em but hurt them enough to decommission them for awhile.
Only because we can stealth this get real close and blow them up really, really bad

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>>729146
Huzzah!

>>728896
>>728970
Also, before we leave the real command room, I third looking for any info on the cathedral we visited.

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>>729146
Vote

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>>729146
>>729160
Although I'd like to emphasize that since we're supposed to keep the base, we REALLY need to minimize collateral damage. Sort of antithetical to our MO, but we need to at least try.

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So why aren't we training so we're not so inept at using our powers again?

We've got a great training facility right in front of us, other supers to spar with/compete against, and it's been stated that if people find out how powerful we really are then they're likely to come around to kick our ass before we really get started.

Which would incline me towards training rather than a public job, but oh well whatever.

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>>729389
The same reason people don't want to learn more about anything.
Trigger-happyness.

I'd love to train more as well, especially IMPLOSIONS

>>729389
We are not inept. We just want to improve control of our explosions more to master it. We kick ass on the power of our explosions and can take hits like that best of them from our transformation.

My reason for going into a fight was for real experience. We train then refine that training on the field of battle. Then do it again. So I like jumping back and forth. Plus we need money and I trust we can do that by doing a mission.

After the mission I was gonna push for the Mutant warrens. Since it should help us adapt to our abomination form and help train our shapeshifting powers. We are lacking in practice on those the most.

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>>729404
Man, I feel like we're really lacking in implosion practice. Also apparently even the dice think they're sexy.

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>>729404
>>729523
I don't think we even CAN use implosions, we only looked at the MAD enlightenment device for a moment.
Even if we can, what part of "Its best you forget about what it was trying to show you." is so hard to understand?

Although I will admit, I'd rather go with your idea than going back to the cathedral for courtship, since it seems I'm the only one who's not dead set on racing to 0 sanity.

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>>729146
You have decided to help clear out a hostile base. When you headed out you noticed what appeared to be a large number of vehicles. All of which were crawling with combat bots, undead, and even outsiders. Once you arrived they headed out...right towards the infestation.

That was when you really started to kick yourself for not checking 'which' hostile base. Sure enough soon after you stepped foot in the area the ground erupted as brood beasts burst out from below tearing into your forces. Even entire tanks were penetrated and lifted into the air by particularly big brood beasts. The flora itself started to attack you and released strange liquids and gases. As the land itself started to fight back.

Now normally such terror tactics would demoralize and slow down a force greatly if they didn't outright retreat. The outsiders merely cackled and laughed as they fought or sent banished back to their home realm. The undead kept charging forward along side the robots for whom felt no fear. The undead for their part did not fear death for they were already dead and they were even more relentless then the cold machines. Mostly because there was some kind of deep unholy fury inside hollow sockets and empty eyes.

You as it turned out was the biggest pussy out of the entire bunch as fear shot through you and you fell behind if it weren't for getting grabbed and pulled along by some undead. After awhile you caught sight of the hostile base...an entire brood nest. They knew you were coming and they were prepared.

WARNING
Hostile hero detected.

Brood Lord identified.

And even worse they had a fucking hero with them.

What do?
>BIG KABOOM
>Make it rain
>run away fuck this
>Abomination transformation
>Other?

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>>729618
>Make it rain
Let's try for some intense 'splosions. The kind that'll vaporize biomatter beyond the point of recycling by the brood.

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>>729618
Probably best to hold on to our Abom Mod. Keep them guessing.

>Make it rain
>>729656
Agreed, lets clear the area.

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>>729618
>Brood
>Hero
Huh.

>Make it rain
Remove infestation

>>729618
>Make it rain

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>>729905
Technically a heroic tier unit.

Heroic tier units are not to be underestimated even if they are not a super.

>>729687
You decide to make it rain. As it turned out the brood didn't know what to expect with you and it showed. A lot.

Mostly by a single handed carpet bombing from yours truly. It didn't much phase the hero but it was enough to ensure only the toughest units survived and they were hurting.

Unfortunately more brood started pouring out of everywhere to make up for their fallen comrades. So you did it again...and again.

You did it so many times you actually managed to drop some of those tough bastards. Problem is the brood are wising up to you and you ended up a priority target.

Which meant the meanest brood troops were heading towards you.

What do?
>KABOOM
>Make it rain more
>Retreat
>Try to take out their leader
>Other?

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>>730118
>Retreat/Other
I don't want to withdraw from the battle entirely, but fall back. Hopefully the outsiders will take on the brood heading for us.

Try to move within the back ranks of allied troops, get the brood to lose track of us so we can pop back up somewhere they won't see us coming.

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>>730118
HORROR mode. I don't see the problem in TERRORFY-ing if it's only brood, and it saves us from the adds.

>Try to take out their leader

Or voting for the choice of those who know more about Broods

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>>730118
>Broodlord
Eh? sounds like a leadership unit who probably provides passive and active bonuses to troops under it's command.

Our gear got upgraded, but we weren't notified of any of it changing. As such we should assume it's the same as it was before.

In that case.

>Try to take out their leader
Amp-Cannoned KABOOM on the hero unit. Classic.

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>>730118
>Try to take out their leader

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>>730118
>>Try to take out their leader
Viva transforming to abom running into them and
KaBOOM

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>>730211
>>730165
Well the point of keeping that secret is so that we don't give away our trump card so soon. As soon as you let the Brood know they'll adapt so we don't really want to go revealing all of our tricks right off the bat.

Gotta keep something in reserve.

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>>730118
Oh thank fucking god my old laptap is somehow working again. Last one keeps on dying on me.

Alas that also means I get to say goodbye to muh games as this one is too piece of shit to run anything.

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>>730165
>>730211
My thinking is that we should hold off on popping our trump card.

>>730189
>>730193
This is sensible if we can do it cleanly,

What if we just fired one big boom at the leader before falling back?

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>>730264
If this computer dies on me though everyone is fucked as the Genie as long become broke as hell to the point of no savings or anything.

Being sick and poor means your forever fucked as i learned the hard way.

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>>730246
>>730265
It just seems like the best time to nuke all the tops guys with out hurting our guys. There coming at us are all and our abom mode can take it.

So just keep booming them and see if they can make it to us then?

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>>730165
oh seems like i need to incentive the sharing of lore again.

Damn did anons forget about the wishes?

You got one of those suckers and the other two are still available.

>>730286
Notso fun fact that is also the reason why I haven't been posting these past few days.

Alright quick question for you anons.

What does Project M.A.M.A. stand for?

How does said project relate to the Brood?

What is the Brood's weakness?

What are their strengths?

What are their preferred tactics and strategies?

How are they organized?

>>730292
They're coming at us after all*

Must proofread better.

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>>730314
answer those questions correctly and there just might be a reward!

Also it should contain all the necessary info for fighting brood on short notice.

you anons are lucky its technically easy mode.

Anyway its obvious you wanna take out their leader but the question do you want to do so while in abomination mode or not?

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>>730292
>>730315
As I said, try to get the outsiders to take care of the ones headed for us.
>>730161

>>730314
An incomplete answer:
M.A.M.A. was some sort of altruistic megaproject that was weaponized, creating the Brood.

Brood strengths include diversity, adaptability, assimilation (of life forms as well as resources)

They're well known for swarm tactics-overwhelming numbers. They're also sneaky; infiltration, hidden lairs to grow their strength, burrowers.

Organization is incredibly complex. There are Queens, Kings, Mothers, unique beings at the top.

>What is the Brood's weakness?
This one I know: tech use.

One thing we need to note: they will attack with lots of tiny things. From microscopic to rat-sized, the big guys aren't the only thing we need to worry about.

Here's a thought: We activate our stealth field to help us fall back.

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>>730314
>What does Project M.A.M.A. stand for?
I forget, but something along the lines of "Mother of All Mutative Agents". It was never made clear /precisely/ what Project MAMA was created for, to what ends, but it was obviously related to mutants and is responsible for most of the existence of Pre-Fall mutants.

>How does said project relate to the Brood?
The Brood were created as a bioweapon, and used Project MAMA stock as a starter point. This implies that whatever Project MAMA was, it was not a weapon, as the Brood are effectively the weaponized version.

>What is the Brood's weakness?
Lack of free will pshaahahahaha. Couldn't say that was a weakness with a straight face. That aside the upper echelons have some semblance of 'free' will.

Really it's lack of unity and a tendency to infight when the leaders are killed.

>What are their strengths?
Infinite recycling, biotechnologies, infestation/infection/hijacking other biological organisms, resurrection of brood hero units or other valuable entities,

ADAPTABILITY ON SHORT NOTICE

>What are their preferred tactics and strategies?
Swarm tactics, then harvest the biomass of the slain swarm for recycling, throw it back at the enemy again. Nearly 100% efficient, but the enemy isn't.

Hijacking/infesting other organisms, including people. Known to infest entire monster ecosystems so they can be subtly influenced to "Monster Mayhem!" and take out enemies of the Brood without anyone suspecting Brood existence.

Specialist/Heavy Hitter units with specific strengths/weaknesses tailored to any threats their swarms can't handle being deployed against those specific threats.

Underground warfare and attacks.

Plenty of other preferred tactics based upon the Brood in question.

>How are they organized?

A combination hierarchical cellular type system. Leader is at the very top (highest known rank has been Brood Empress, but typically a Brood Queen or Brood Mother is the top-ish of a brood), below them is essentially a council of lieutenants who each has broad autonomy over a certain subject (research, engineering, warfare, etc.). These lieutenants in turn have their own councils that further subdivide their fields into specialties. It's unclear how far down the chain this repeats itself, or how resources are distributed among lieutenants.

This structure is repeated on a by-brood basis, with larger broods obviously having more levels. Sub-broods are a thing too, which have the same sort of command structure.

>>730366
How'd I do? Also no abomination mode.

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>>730314
Why would use a wish? Do you want us to become a brood-plosion? Send spores all over the land and infestation all.

>>730314
Forgot what that stands for.

Their origin. Because the mamas became brood mothers, iIrc.

Can't into machine Tech and undead?

Bio tech, psi, magic, being able to save minds to revive any hero not final scad, once infestation hits hard to get it all.

Tactics can change, but the main is swarming with meat. Storing units in the ground or other places till needed to save energy. Finding new sorces of mutants to grow and store in their DNA vault.

They have a hierarchy like a kingdom. They lost the Top queen so they are no longer all working as one.

>>730366
Personally I want to go abomination mode.

Tactics for fighting them would purge for the emperor style. Burning all bio matter and keep infestation away. Use robots and undead where you can. If you can't use more explosions. Play smart about close range combat.

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We're currently in power armor, which is environmentally sealed, right?

Does going abomination necessarily involve breaking the environmental seals?

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>>730683
If it does I believe in our messed up DNA to be able to take it.

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>>730473
Well that is a lovely explanation.

Shame no one remembers what MAMA stands for.

Anything else is pure fluffing.

>>730703
As a matter of fact abomination form does have some heavy duty resistance against infestation. That is on top of the heroic bonus.

Bad things happen if a brood successfully manages to infest a heroic unit though good thing its fucking hard.

>>730683
So long as its not makeshift power armor or cheap shit they do indeed come sealed. Clone power armor for instance doesn't have or if it does its of poor quality.

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>>730473
1 against abomination mode

>>730532
1 for abomination mode

I'm going to say: Not Yet.
Try to avoid closing to melee with the brood lord-we can spend some time hiding the fact we have a melee form. Use explosions to launch both others and ourselves to stay out of reach.

>>730724
I assume we are still just waiting on if we are transforming or not.

>>730724
Not Yet

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>>730948
Pretty much.

Its still rather tied. It will probably be broken by tomorrow though.

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>>731115
Genie I really do mean this, I will send you money! I am not having such content and a universe that fascinates me fade away because of a bad computer! Im sure a number of us would be willing to help.

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>>731115
I count...

No/Not Yet
>>731080
>>730938
>>730473

Transform!
>>730211

Also consensus seems to be Amp-Cannon a KABOOM at their leader, and then retreat into our troops so we don't take the brunt of the elite Brood coming our way.

>>733270
Sounds good, we still need another card to play if this gets more fucked than it already is. Remember we have to stop the brood from recycling themselves so maybe we should try blowing AWAY some of the weaker fodder too

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>>733270
Dice

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>733270
You have decided to not yet transform and pull out your Amp-Cannon for a single focused KABOOM on the enemy. Which you then proceeded to launch. This time however...the explosions was even bigger then you had previously seen.

Even better your gun was only smoking afterwards!

Sadly as the dust and smoke cleared while wounded the brood lord was clearly not dead. On the plus side the area around him had been cleared and he soon came under focused fire from your allies.

What do?
>KABOOM
>Make it rain more
>Retreat
>Try to take out their leader
>Other?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>733923
> Try to take out their leader
Keep our cool. That hit him hard, though it's curious we aren't getting rekt yet. Use a chain explosion directed under the ground to hit him from below.

He'll probably sense it coming from a mile away and dodge, but it's likely to fuck up the tunnellers we almost certainly have closing in on us. The sooner he starts to dodge the closer we know underground forces are so we'll know when to run.

Don't forget to channel it through the armor, but not through the amp cannon.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>733923
>Try to take out their leader
underground chain exlosion
Implosion if need be.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>733984
Excellent

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>733984
Sure.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>733984
Vote

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>733984
>>734104
I hope Genie's machine didn't die.

But anyway, I don't know if we can actually make the explosions underground.
However, we can make a chain of vertically directed explosions along the ground.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>733984
They have to go through undead, outsiders, and bots. None of which are very vulnerable to infestation. Not to mention it takes time for troops to come out from below in a certain direction also your surrounded by said forces.

Anyway you proceed to channel an explosive chain underground. Which was difficult so it was less channeling and more making ground blow up hoping to damage whatever is below. As it turns out you did indeed hit something as the ground starts to collapse and revealing an angry army of brood beasts attacking your now collapsed battlefield.

...There are an awful lot of them and it appears to be that they aren't aboutto run out anytime soon.

What do?
>Fall back
>Make it rain
>KABOOM
>Try to take on their leader
>Other?

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>734902
>KABOOM
If it ain't broke, BLOW IT UP

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>734934
Agreed, let the boss tire himself out fighting our friends while we take a bite out of the formerly underground forces.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>734902
>>KABOOM

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>734902
>KABOOM

Is underground tunnel-like or big holes hive-like?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>734902
>>KABOOM
Focus alot more on the heat of the boom than the force of it, Incinerate the brood, leave nothing left too reclaim. If they have any sense they'll fall back as it's costing too much biomass.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>734977
Tunnels an entire network of them.

>>734971
You decide to unleash a KABOOM. This time you unsurfaced some very large holes as even larger collapses occurred. even more brood start pouring out of like an ocean. It would appear you broke the dam.

Brood beasts brood beasts everywhere. So many you longer need to consider how to aim. Your sure to hit brood beasts possibly eve in a good location if you even try to aim. The brood lord however is now hanging back as reinforcements pour in. If this keeps up your going to end up getting overrunned. As is a normal force would be exhausted or retreating by now.

What do?
>Fall back
>Make it rain
>KABOOM
>Try to take on their leader
>Other?

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>735154
>Try to take on their leader
Brood swarms need direction to an extent in some cases, vaporize that fucker and everyone around him. Focus more on the heat and searing of the blast than anything else. Once it gets going put more energy to keeping the fireball rolling don't worry about control just fucking touch the place.

Amp the fuck out of it through our armour and if our gun has stopped smoking use it too.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>735154
>Try to take on their leader

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>735165
>>735167
Vote

I was going to say make it rain to try and stem the tide, but taking out the leader could be the real tipping point.

I think maybe we should try something new. Soon. I sort of have an idea, but we'll see how another focused attack on the brood lord goes first.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>735165
>>735154
Good idea

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>735165
The brood have started to adapt. The brood lord started shielding itself by using other brood units as a living shield. It worked quite well.

Eventually when you burned through the living shield you noticed that the brood lord was absent and reappeared further away as it started to direct its forces to crush your own.

What do?
>Try to rally the troops
>Take another shot
>KABOOM
>Make it rain
>OTher?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>735447
So this range is not working and their leader is just pulling back.

>Try to rally the troops
Regroup and put the enemy in front of us. We don't to be surrounded. Use make it rain to make a path for our troops.

From there I believe we should use an explosion to fly up. Transform and aim our landing right at the brood lord. Make their commander focus on us and let our guys breath. We are a tank in that form we can hold for a good bit to recover energy. Unless we have drugs on us to juice up.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

Never fails, if my browser is going to shit itself it'll be when I have something I want to say.

>>735481
Question: how long does it take us to shift to abomination form?

Also, if we were to jump on the heads of brood beasts, would they be able to easily hit us while we were jumping? I mean, just judging from the general appearance of the bigger ones.

The answers may change whether I stand by the following suggestion.

>Other?
Close the distance to brood lord, preparing to use sword and abomination form.
Do it by jumping and landing on the head of a brood beast, then propelling ourselves up and forward with explosions from our feet, repeated to reach the brood lord with incredible speed.

When we reach the brood lord, draw sword while in midair and strike as we rocket towards it. Possibly using an additional explosion to speed us towards our target, and possibly shifting to abomination form in midair before hitting the brood lord.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>735481
Maybe I should have actually read your suggestion first. Embarassing, but at least I was thinking along the same lines.

Maybe we could use some sort of combination?
Lead a charge with head-stomping fun? Make it so the explosions are big enough to make a hole for our troops?

Perhaps we should also be firing one of our guns while we do this.

>>735504
Full abomination form takes some time to warm up but a partial transformation is almost instant.

Depends on the size of the brood creature and the type of said creature in question. If said creature itself cannot hit you chances are its friends can in its place.

...then again if use explosions to the face as you jump on their heads that could actually work. Kinda hard to hit you if they getting their faces blown off and the shockwave would also effect the nearby brood creatures attempts to strike at you.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>735504
I'm not sure. So hopefully Genie answers your question.

We should rally first and fall back, if we can. Closing the distance should come after that. Our people will get over whelmed otherwise. Swarming is the broods' thing and they will take our guys out.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>735535
ah my name fell off. I hate using this computer always falls off.

>>735538
I wished that anons chose to pick a fight with the Brood with Abigail and Petyr it would of been awesome.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>735544
As is though I think I can still do either a politics game or a war game. Possibly both but am not entirely sure.

I am on some new meds that are making a difference, problem is though they also make me sick.

I know you fuckers could pull of a war game with that you showed in both that quest and in some of the civs. Anons can into strategy but to Genie's misery and pride.

I wanna see what would happen in a political game though...

>>735551
We can't into politics. At least not post apoc politics, took us until our last civ ever to discover that all your neighbors want is for you to be quiet. I can't even what goes into pre fall politics.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>735522
It happens.

It could work. Well as long as we get the broods' attention off our guys.

I think we are not very well trained in our guns. Yet in our abom mode we could use the other armor's reactor on full blast. That will hurt the brood, if they don't have mutants for it.

>>735544
Hell yeah it would. A master mind and swole commander. Yet it would be the brood prime we would be dealing with.

>>735551
If we do a political game we would just marry the bad girl/guy again.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>735481
>>735538
...Fair enough. I was excited for my idea, but perhaps now is not the time for it.

I shall support your proposal.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>735559
What about smart anon?

That fucker could figure things out.

As for war strategies and politics they can be surprisingly similar. It just takes some adjusting and modifications.

>>735569
>Marrying the bad girl/guy again in a political game

...I fuck I actually hadn't considered that...and you fuckers know how to do it too.

So I guess it would become like...power couple from hell quest?

...You know what that is when I am going to throw that harem at you. I will also delay the appearance of the bad guys because it will take me and the players time to adjust properly.

Then the waifu wars will be replaced with actual wars which would be hilarious.

What the fuck is with you guys and the bad chicks?

Am I really gonna have to use the goddamn yandere abomination with an angelic voice?

I mean I really don't fucking get it. The civs were all quite empty in regards to romance with the odd exception of a hero coupling. So how the hell did I end up with so many anons with boners for bad girls?

I mean what the fuck...

Is it because I can actually write good female villains?

I mean know that is so rare as to be nonexistent but come on!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>735589
Do fear boners and civ games have something in common? Is it the post apocalypse and fear boners?

You are aware i can actually write female villains so WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT A FEMALE GODDAMN YANDERE ABOMINATION?

It sure as shit not going to be like your anime because the Genie knows things...admittedly I know scary chicks far better then anyone should. I mean its to the point where questions are raised that I am in fact a woman.

...which well due to how well I can write females. I suppose I could see how that idea came about.

Good things we all anon but its quite impressive that actually managed to overcome the strategy preference of men.

Then again woman do love politicking...but i really didn't use much politicking in the post apoc.

Female villains sure because I found out that as it turned out I am INSANELY good at writing them.

...is that why I ended up with anons who have fear boners?

Because I could actually write a good female villain?

Anyway while I am on this rant what are anons goals for this super quest?

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>735601
If I had a goal for this hero. It would be to become an explosion so powerful we become a sun or an avatar of a god.

Side goals includes mutant gang leader. See our boss' goal come to light, as repayment. See our family again and maybe get a college degree in culinary arts.

>>735589
I'm kinda amazed you didn't think about it. It seemed like in every quest we got a partner for the MC.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>735601
1. Survive to one day make a cameo in a post apoc game.

2. Become feared

3. Don't sacrifice basic comforts (when we're on a mission is one thing, but it's nice to have good meals and a decent place to rest when we're done)

4. Whatever our current boss's plans are, probably.

5. Foil other anons' plans to go full Akira

>>735589
Post Apoc quest wise it was Baelza from the Brooding Bandits. her and her Bitchez

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>735642
Oh yeah, and of course reach our full potential. But in a more, shall we say, 'controlled' way than becoming a mad god or depersonified apotheosis.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>735481
Vote

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>735658
Your going to love what can be in store for the post apoc adventure quest.

I will admit I felt bad when I realized I never properly showed how the female bandit tree worked so I unleashed Baelza who was a classic female bandit hero. Closest thing was the bloodsnows and that wasn't entirely correct.

Problem is Brooding Bandits was never finished which blew hard. Finally got around to showcasing the bandit bitches properly.

If you liked her you may also like upper megacorp echelon women. The two scariest types of women belong to both groups. Admittedly not even i have been able to figure out which one is worse as they are pretty much tied in the post apoc.

Now before post apoc its the corp chicks hands down. The megacorps raising habits is fucking brutal and you didn't have that noxious mixture that produces the post apoc style bandits. Especially the higher you climb it becomes exponentially worse. Hence why in high megacorp scions are either worthless spoiled burnout brats of the highest order or hardcore savvy as fuck ambitious brats.

If your an high up megacorp kid your either going to break or thrive no real middle ground if your at the top. Interestingly enough this includes both those born there and the hard as nail kids who climbed their way there.

The top is not a nice place to be in and neither is the bottom ranks of the megacorp. The sweet spot contrary to popular belief is the middle.

The megas are also massive dicks and the way their politicking works shows that. Interestingly enough they are not completely incompetent dicks and thanks to the Council who serve as a neutral party interested in the welfare of the megacorps as a whole. Things work surprisingly smoothly.

For example even the bottom rankers of the megacorp is paid well. This was endorsed by the Corporate Council who literally forced the megas to abide by this ruling. The reason is simple people gotta have money to spend to make the economy go around. So for all their many flaws the megacorps pay well and benefits are in truth quite nice even if your low.

Now how do they get around this?

Unregistered workers but the truth is that doesn't work as well as the megacorps like as it gives both their competition and council a nice big juicy reason to fuck them.

So what they do instead is the usage of robotics and indentured workers. Usually prisoners of some kind. Turns out work release for prisons is a bit of a loophole and they easy to exploit unlike the unstable insane.

In truth the megacorps don't much like to use robotics for tasks because while it saves them money it costs them more in the end due to the lack of gainful employment. The megas for all their many flaws and greed are smart enough to realize people gotta have money if they are too make money.

This means they gotta do their part and employ people paying them enough so they can in fact do so. So while they were unhappy about the corporate council ruling they understood.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>736299
So the usage of robotics is actually somewhat limited by the Megas and they gotta use a cheap source of human labor but the work isn't so dangerous/difficult as to best off being done by robots despite the problems they use indentured servants to do the work for them.

You don't wanna be indentured to a megacorp as your going to get the shittiest work available for fuck all pay. As far as a megacorp is concerned your not a 'true' employee.

Interestingly enough another interesting fact about the megacorps is the surprising lack of abuse of in their ranks. The reason is very simple.

If their enemies find out they are going to take advantage to air their dirty laundry and they easily get the shit sued out of them/bad propaganda campaign.

This means the megacorps go through a LOT of fucking trouble to make sure bad shit doesn't go down in their 'official' ranks. So if you happen to be an abused megacorp employee all you gotta do is take a trip to a rival corp and gain their support. They ALL know it too!

You'll then be backed by said rival in both the media(oh the fucking worse nightmare for a mega) and even in suing said megacorp!

So the real reason for the lack of employee abuse is sheer terror of what will happen should it be found out. Fortunately so long as there is no proof you'll be fine.

But if IF a megacorp finds out its true...and if your the one responsible you are going to be so very fucked. To the point that you'll be given some of the worse possible punishments available to a megacorp level fucked.

After all you just cost them a ton of fucking money...

and there is no greater sin for a megacorp then the sin of a loss of profit.

Best part is this is even true if there is no proof and they find out you did it but covered it up/no proof. A mega can't let someone like that stick around because someday they may fuck up and that potential mistake is a mistake a mega refuses to accept the risk for.

Even if your high up the megacorp will at BEST hesitate before stabbing you in the back and dragging you screaming to a megacorp hell. They are going to do it either way. Its not a risk they are going to take even if your high up. If anything that just means your even more screwed because your competition and enemies are going to fucking LEAP at such an opportunity to screw you!

They may all be a bunch of real bastards but a real big problem for a megacorp is how insanely predictable they are. Their greed makes them extremely by the metaphorical book.

i will admit to being surprised at how easy it was to figure out how they worked and interacted. It was honestly sad with just how predictable they were overall. So long as you understand how a megacorp thinks(which isn't hard) and their goals(profit) they become extremely easy to predict.

This doesn't mean you should underestimate a megacorp however as why you DO understand WHAT it is they are after...that doesn't mean you understand the how they are going to go about it.

Well don't they sound like a cheerful bunch.

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>735447

>Try to rally the troops
Good, the floodgates have been unhinged. Now their immediate reserves are all on the table for us to deal with. It'll take them a while to replace this lot if we can take them out.

I suggest we [Make it Rain] to cover our troops so we can situate ourselves in a better position where our superior troop quality will win out over their troop quantity. Preferably somewhere the vehicles can be used to maximum effect also.

In fact, whoever the commander around is ask them where they'd like to reposition to so as to accomplish that. [Kaboom] that area to clear it of brood so we can move into it, then [Make it Rain] to cover the redeployment with relatively little harassment.

Then next turn we should change into abomination mode and support our troops until the current swarm is thinned.

Anyway, time to go MAXIMUM LOUD. If we've got any sonic vehicles around toss them the mixtape that DJ BAD MUSIC threw at us as he left. What do you mean he didn't? Of course he did, it's right here with this 100!

Let's mix it up and use the Amp Cannon for Make It Rain, and channel through the armor for KABOOM.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>737355
Yeah, I don't think we want to use both abilities at once. Leaves us rather vulnerable. Good plan otherwise.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>737355
goodluck lads

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>738432
>Rolled 1
Well cock...atleast Genie has fun and loves writing fumbles

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>738432
Fate Point!

And for the love of fuck, DON'T use multiple heroic abilities simultaneously unless we really fucking need to!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>737355
Multiple heroic abilities used heroic abilities are in cooldown period of two turns.

Unfortunately or us the brood have since wised up to your abilities. Your attempts to make it rain to cover your forces was bypassed by the brood who either dodged or had units sacrifice themselves. So they kept on coming.

When we attempted to use KABOOM while killing some of the brood we uncovered yet another major hole from which tons of brood proceeded to pour out of in an seemingly endless stream.

So seeing how that worked you turned into an abomination and charged into brood swarm trying to support your forces. The brood for their part simply ignored the losses and started to swarm you.

Not to mention you did not in fact have a mix tape from DJ Bad Music.

Finally your powers have been refreshed but the situation you and your forces are now in is quite frankly terrible.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>738751

What do?
>KABOOM
>Make it rain more
>Retreat
>Try to take out their leader
>Other?

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>738761
>Retreat
now, now it's not retreat it's withdraw in tactical order, 3 firing platforms leapfrog back over and over we lay suppression support the whole time and just back the fuck away, lead them towards another base we don't like and then leave in the ensuing chaos

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>738761
>Try to take out their leader
One more try, THEN we can run. With an explosive exit that the brood lord will be at ground zero of, if we can't kill it before then.

Explosions to fire ourselves at the leader, and use our sweet magic sword.
The only question is whether we should transform as we rush towards him, or save it as a surprise in case we need to come back to fight them later.

Even if it can't turn the tide in our favor, and even if the brood lord can be regenerated, it'll cost him.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>738829
Oh wait, we already transformed. So now, NOW is the time for head-jumping-and-exploding parkour action!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>738913
...Okay, maybe not the head jumping thing. But definitely fighting the brood lord, and I think rocketing towards it with explosions.

Where is everyone? Surely they don't have plans for Saturday Nigh-oh wait, meeting of their tg groups.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>738777
From the way you're thinking about this, I have to wonder about expectations.

Genie, should we be playing this encounter more as a hero or an army?

My understanding is that we're attached as sort of a support, and we don't really have any way to command the undead, robots, and outsiders we're fighting alongside.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>738913
I like this plan. I will vote for it.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>738913
Works for me

>>739126
Be aware your not a command type hero unlike the Boss who is.

So you can still give orders they just might be ignored.

Each of the three forces are led by an officer.

>>738963
I can't seem to win in terms of good times to run. Funnily enough though quests are so much easier for me to run I can do it all week long. They are a fucking cake walk compared to civs.

>>739367
It's okay Genie, on /qst/ we don't have the threat of 404 so fast so things can run a lot longer. People can vote when they are able to vote.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>738913
you decide to commence with good old fashion head jumping action on top of brood heads using EXPLOSIONS to rocket your way to their boss. This was something they weren't expecting so you were able to successfully but barely penetrate their ranks and get close to the Brood Lord who now that you are closer clearly looked like it took one hell of a beating.

What do?
>KABOOM Together!
>Make it rain around you
>Fight the brood lord
>Other?

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>739499
>blow the brood lord AWAY from his troops. Literally blast him away with the concussive force behind our larger blasts, ruin the ground he is standing on and force him away. Brood can't function without leadership, also I would hate for him to get recycled back into the fight now that we are this deep into it. Make this a 1 on 1 fight.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>739537
Vote

>>739537
>>739499
thy will be done

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>739656
>>739539
>>739537
and the dice

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>739537
Support.

>>739539
And apparently we look sexy while doing it.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>739537
To be honest I hoped way back when we hit him with the Amp-Cannoned Kaboom he'd get blasted off like the supers did when we used it on them.

Anyway, we should try to use our gauntlets in this task.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>739768
by mutant standards your insanely sexy indeed.

Good thing not all mutant chicks are ugly.

>>739537
You had a brilliant idea blow the brood lord away and follow him to finish him one on one.

So you unleashed a large channeled explosion and sent him flying far away. You soon followed by blasting yourself in his direction.

Of all things you somehow managed to keep the two explosions similar enough that you followed right behind the flying brood lord. Despite airborne brood attempts to catch you they were unable to keep up.

After awhile you both finally crashed. You right behind the brood lord...and proceeded to drop kick him before unleashing yet another EXPLOSION.

Leaving behind a massive crater and a now very dead brood lord.

What do?
>Shit try to figure out where you are
>Head off in random direction
>See if your comms work
>Stay put
>Other?

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>739865
>See if your comms work

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>739865
The dice approve of our killing, and hopefully give our left-behind troops good fortune.

That'll show those brood fuckers to think they know what we're going to do.

>>739885
Vote. See If we can get an airlift back into the fray.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>739919
>>739885
Real dice

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>739893
I am thinking I need to give the bots some love.

I regularly showed off the brood but never really the AI, robotics, and their machines much. I mean I still got anons thinking they use androids for battle.

The only time you see a battle android is a either security model or the dreaded assassin android. Though some would argue cyborgs can be considered in that group but that isn't entirely correct. Its not unknown for cyborgs to get REALLY freaky in their augmentations. Its to the put at times that they the only way you know that it IS in fact a cyborg is due to the brain capsule located within the machinery instead of an AI.

There is also the AI rebellions and Rampant AI. No they are not the same but can be.

Its just something that has been crossing my mind lately. It doesn't help I avoided the nastier machines and AI in the post apoc because of how fucking deadly they are. They afterall do control most of the remaining relatively intact old world infrastructure. Whether or not they are rampant is a good question.

>>739928
>>739919
>>739865
Quick question, are partly exploded brood lord chunks worth anything to anybody other than the brood? This corpse could be very valuable to some aspiring think tanks methinks.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>739938
So I preferred to use the Brood over them because by that time the brood are very messed up from their civil war and then getting hit by the Fall.

The AI while they got hit very hard by the all the electronic warfare and chaos during the fall. Those that remain either stayed safe or were not so damaged as to be unable to maintain themselves. So they stuck around and in terrifyingly good condition.

Their tireless and following order natures if they weren't corrupted saw to it that their areas remained in pristine condition by post fall standards. Problem with the corrupted AI and bots is the ones who survived weren't compromised so badly they that they eventually fell apart and thus exist no more.

That means the ones who remain are the Insane AI and corrupted bots that were able to somehow keep their shit together but are still messed up from what the Fall did to them or their creators.

>>739952
Brood corpses are INSANELY rich in biotech that can be reversed engineered. Unsurprisingly the heroic brood units have the most valuable biotech stuffed into them by the brood.

Also unsurprisingly such samples are a nightmare to acquire because why the hell is the brood gonna let someone else steal their biotech? One of THEE biggest reasons for brood civil strife was the fighting over each other's biotech and gene banks.

Its to the point where even low level brood beasts can be a pain to get samples of.

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>>739972
>take the corpse and go back to base.
This mission was fubar from the get go

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>740058
Dice. Also i want a brood lord skull or its equivalent mounted in our newly established trophie room.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>739865
>See if your comms work

Then stay put. One thing about being lost. You stay where you are unless it's necessary.

Plus if some one finds us we will have an easier time carrying the corpse.

If the comma don't work we can move from there.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>739865
>See if your comms work

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>739865
>See if your comms work

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>739865
>>739885
>>740374
>>740725
>>740735
Yes, see if our comms work. Obviously if they do we'll want to talk, but if we can't immediately get in touch:
>Shit try to figure out where you are
We should take stock of our current location. (without moving away from the corpse) We might want to even if we do establish contact.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>739885
Fortunately for you had ordered those comm upgrades months back. It came in handy now when after switching through static filled or garbled channels you finally got in contact with your forces. From them you found out the situation.

Currently they are mopping up the remaining brood forces after they collapsed and spazzed out once the brood lord dropped. They ask about your situation and surroundings stating that an aircraft will be inbound soon to pick you up.

What do?
>Shit try to figure out where you are
>Head off in random direction
>make your report
>Stay put
>Loot the brood lord's body
>Other?

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>739865
>See if your comms work
Try to get in touch with the boss and get an extraction along with this rather nice example of brood we have acquired. Warn them the Brood may naturally try to close in on use because of our prize

Sorry this pic so long Genie working away from home sucks so I rarely get to art.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>741068
>Stay put
Don't loot the body it'll be boobytrapped incase of this sorta thing.

>make your report
Sit on the body quite content and begin our report.

>>741071
Art for Genie

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>741076
Sounds reasonable

>>741071
If its giving you such a hard time why not stick with just doing something simpler like logos? They should be easier to do since your on the move.

>>741076
hm tasty.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>741076
Vote, and nice.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>741102
because im a looser who still needs to reinstall photoshop on his computer and I suffer for chronic shaky wrist (broke it too many times) so I need that for straight lines instead of SAI. I will get onto it though since you'd rather logos

>>741115
Just pirate that shit they overcharge so much there is actual reliable pirate versions out there. Otherwise I only suggested it because I know logos are easier to do so long as its not particularly pro level. Even then its not the hardest thing to do.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>741068
>>741076
Support

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>741342
So we're sat on the brood lord and have one of those anime post boss battle talks where they reveal some awesome Shit and we talk about how it was a good fight. Nice.

Then we get picked up carrying the brood lords body like independence day and it turns out it's with a fucking fortune

>>741068
We are an awesome hero, if it weren't for our badassness this could have been an awfully expensive loss. Another great accomplishment for our resume. Not only that but a great way to prove we deserve our spot on top of this gang. thank god we have experience with brood from past adventures, meta gaming for sure but it feels good being informed enough to make decisions that are both badass and tactically sound, we know how to pwn the brood and have the skills to do it.

>>741421
Until they adapt :') we also likly just messed up the brood eco system down there so other broods may rise or maybe stronger variations of this brood coming too find out what's going on

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>740078

Man, we need to get that Broodlord's skull fashioned into our helmet.

Maximum STYLE.

>>741342
Looks like, despite all that damage he took, the Broodlord's biotech bits are all still in perfect condition. EVEN the booby traps.

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>741625
I find it quite amusing that us opening all those holes in the ground to reveal ALL the brood forces before annihilating the Brood Lord probably made the cleanup much quicker and more efficient. They didn't have time to stall and recover down in their tunnels while a new leader took command because all their tunnels were already exposed.

And of course our tactical genius informed us that if we could crush the leader the troops were quality enough to take advantage of this fact.

Justasplanned.jpg

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>741830
Oh, as for the brood ecosystem...we used outsiders and undead and bots in this attack and we won. Very clever of the boss actually. In addition to their inherent lack of morale-strength against the brood, the brood also gets nothing out of fighting them even if they win.

So we showed that we're strong, and that even if they do fight us they won't get anything out of it. Hopefully they'll decide to cut their losses so long as we don't go on an extermination campaign or anything.

>>741952
Not to mention we just jacked a very expensive piece of brood matter, not just an officer but a fucking lord.

>>741952
>>741830
Let's hope boss sees our tactical genius and doesn't write it off as us showboating and just trying to take on the biggest baddy just for kicks.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>741356
So wait you mean the big annoyingly long boss monologues? I have to write one of those?

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>744131
Not overly long...more on of those great revelation ones, like no Detonator you are the brood. Revealing we are infact a self contained brood shape shifter. The result of a black site susessfully creating something that stops our body trying too assimilate things....like maybe some weird nano bots in our blood created by project LIFE

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>744169
Ooh, or a religious vision from the eldritch abomination that blessed us! (One that is mercifully brief and comprehensible)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>744200
What we think is a speck of life in this Megacity is in fact a metaphysical shard of the universe's birth.

>>744131
>>744169
Just a little humble bragging about how our forsight in getting proper com's and the fact that we knew if we separated the brood from its leader we could take him and his units would crumble. Not to mention we forced the brood lord to play all his cards before we extracted him from the battle, we even "feigned getting over run" before we executed our real plan. The minions did great too and they also deserve commendationbecause we did not share our plan with them and they fought valliently in a seemingly lost battle.

>>744131
For some reason this speech is giving me a far harder time then usual. Normally I ain't half bad with the speeches...

>>744554
it's ok Genie we're content too wait. Looking forward too it

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>744369
Eloquently stated, anon.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>741342
>>741356
You decided to sit down on top of the brood lord's corpse and make your report over the comms.

First you started with how smart you were for ordering that comms upgrade. After that you explained how you knew that if you separated the brood lord from its pawns they would crumble. How you forced the brood lord to reveal all its cards before you closed in and did your thing. How you even pulled off the feint that was appearing to be overwhelmed to make the brood lord lower its guard before the face of victory. How the minions did a great job for despite not knowing your plan fought valiantly to the end.

For the first time you actually had some good feelings for the undead, machines, and outsiders.

Finally you got an excuse of 'how' did you know all of that. That was when the Detonator became silent for a period as he looked up at the starts before explaining.

He used to have a family.

Used to mind you. Before the Brood showed up. You used to go to school and have friends too. The war however changed everything. And while you did lose everything like a lot of others unlike them you went through the trouble to study the brood.

Admittedly the info out there wasn't that great but if you dug around and deep enough you could find some interesting info. That info panned at for you when you dealt with the brood lord.

Its just a shame you nor anyone else knew about it back when the Brood came.

Now though you feel like a fucking boss you revealed your awesome plan but you weren't yet finished.

"The brood for all their strengths...their greatest strength is in fact their greatest weakness. Most think its Unity that is their greatest power. That is wrong."

"Its the contrary that UNITY is their greatest weakness. The Brood is too interconnected...too reliant upon each other. So if you fuck even a single part of their system up...you fuck them ALL UP. I made the guess that this was a splinter brood and hence went after their leadership. So long a you take the biggest leader down they will collapse. We learned this the hard way during the war...."

"We kept on taking down their officers you see. The problem was we couldn't take them ALL down as that would of made an actual difference. Then the last push came...we were on the end our ropes. The Brood were about to finish humanity off."

"Our forces were exhausted...traitors were even seeking refuge among the Combine and other forces for safety against the Brood. So we made one last desperate ploy..."

"To KILL the Leader of the Brood...and it worked. Granted none of those who went on that suicide mission ever returned we saw what it did to them. The brood collapsed and turned on itself."

"Because we didn't kill just ANY officer...we killed the one at the very top. To defeat the brood you must either break a component or destroy something they cannot so easily replace

>>741824
The explosive shockwave just so happened to be accidentally disable the brood countermeasures and booby traps.

>>745048
"So I took out the something that they could not so easily replace. So long as the brood can replace it easily it will hardly effect them. On the other hand if you DO find that something...then you can make them truly feel it."

So you finished your speech as the aircraft landed and you grabbed the corpse before hopping on. You noticed some of the troops aboard noticed your smugness of your accomplishment and an underlying sadness beneath it all.

After that you soon lifted on and you heard a familiar voice crackle out over the comms.

"Well well...I must admit to underestimating you Detonator. From all appearances you didn't seem much of a strategist given your...one trick pony nature. You even had me fooled. So tell me do you have any other great revelations?"

"That I do in fact. Question is can you trust the troops you sent?"

"They are clean. That I can assure you."

"Good. In that case Boss I know for a fact your working with a Brood."

"Oh?"

"You see those troops you sent...they weren't equipped with what they needed to properly scour the infestation out were they? Your not stupid enough to do both separately...so how you were going to do deal with the infestation?"

"Ah you se-"

"I ain't finished yet. For another how DID you manage to acquire that pool that can even affect a tier BLACK abomination? I know your connections aren't that good. If they were we would have a lot more black sites."

"..."

"So combine that with your unusual willingness to live right next door to a brood, you taking part in the Brood war and just 'happening' to survive. With your strange knowledge of brood...that couldn't entirely be explained with being a fighter in that War. Your working with one of them ain't you?"

"...hah and here i was relieved you got sent flying after the fight with the brood lord so you wouldn't see. Your correct I AM working with a brood. Pity you figured it out. Especially with your bad blood with the Brood."

"So then...how did you pull it off?"

"...Its a long story kid. You clearly know more about the brood war tactics right?"

"Yeah there were recording of the fighting and reports available to the public."

"What do you know of brood subterfuge and the infested?"

"...Not much just a lot of rumor and heersay. A sickness that they can't fix and that enslaves you to its will. One they use behind enemy lines to prepare for the great offensive..."

"Anymore then that?"

"No unfortunately there is very little about that sorta thing."

"Well that is where my story begins kid. It begins with the Infested. What people don't know is the brood were already making roads and preparing for their invasion...long before they actually showed up. What came first...was their infested and collectors."

"..."

"I clashed against those infested kid back before we knew what they were. I was lucky in how paranoid I was...those with me not so much. They after and during the war kept a rather tight lid on how the infested worked."

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>745127
"The only stuff they leaked out was the stuff you knew...that they were sick, enslaved, and there was no cure. They weren't entirely correct. What happened back then...was a former lover of mine a psion got infested. After that it was clear she wasn't 'entirely' gone she tried to infest me many times and kill me a few. I tried to kill her a many and escape a few."

"It all changed when the final showdown was rearing its ugly head...she let me know a final great offense was about to be underway. One so powerful that all of humanity was going to be wiped clean. You know those who turned traitor on humanity to save their own skins?"

"Yeah what of it?"

"Apparently not even they would of been safe. After that I managed to get away and arrived at the place where humanity was preparing for its last stand. What a sight to be hold...all those refugee ships. All those battle worn vessels many of which were repurposed civilian craft. Were all arranging themselves into one last armada...All those broken armies were gathering for that one last great defense. They were entrenching for the last time apparently...they had a very simple goal."

"Yeah everyone heard about that they were to delay for as long as possible for those on the suicide mission..."

"Yeah but the thing is kid they didn't know that."

"...What?"

"Things got rather turned out during that last great battle. What happened kid was they went around asking for anyone who wanted to participate in a suicide mission. Those that volunteered were taken aboard...these marvelous strange ships. Full of unbelievable tech and weaponry..."

"Bullshit the suicide mission was nothing more then a desperate push with what remai-"

"That was a lie. An even bigger lie was the dirty fact that those who were suppose to delay them? That had survivors? There weren't any."

"...No there were some very few its just tha-"

"I was there kid. On that suicide mission. I knew what a lot of the other guys didn't so I wanted to go down with a big bang. One with no turning back."

"Funny thing happened though kid you see there were survivors from OUR end. However due to the toys we were allowed to use...the survivors were given a gag order and made to look like they had actually been the ones left behind to hold off the enemy. Truth this all those guys who ACTUALLY did that were all dead or infested to the last man. That show using all those old worn out ships?"

"Pure bullshit. They cracked open the Black Vaults. The stuff that had to be locked away forever...unspeakable weapons existed in those vaults. And we were given permission to use every last one against the brood. The hope was we would damage them enough to force them to halt their offensive. We did more then just that. For we managed to kill the queen bee herself."

"That was when all hell broke loose that made everything else a cake walk as they all started to go berserk. Truth be told I thought i was a goner as was one of the unlucky bastards left behind

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>745224
"...It was an amazing sight. One that put the great suicidal show between us and the main host of the unified brood to shame. We had guys staying behind fighting their now berserk forces. We had guys trying to break out. We had the brood itself turning on each other...what a fucking show it was."

"A truly amazing show...so there we were. Fighting among the berserk brood...left behind to die. Most of us did...the rest were infested. I was however especially lucky, because of all things I got RESCUED by a Brood."

"..."

"And that brood is the one I now work with."

"It...is led by your ex isn't it?"

"Exactly. We hatched out our differences while we and some other guys worked together to break out of there."

"Brood and humans working together...the last stand actually being a cover up. That is some insane bullshit your spewing."

"I got proof kid and yeah it is unbelievable. Which always made me wonder if there was something else going on during for that conflict...always seemed a bit 'off' to me."

"Alien bioweapon decided we were on its personal shit list is all. Next thing to be destroyed."

"Yeah...but WHY? Why us first? Why was there no proof of there being others before us? Why were the brass so intent on keeping certain things covered up? That entire war stank and trillions died."

"...Not sure if believe all of that. How do i know you ain't infested?"

"If I was infested I would of been tested positive long ago. If you wanna see proof of that brood ally and one who helped with your abominable transformation control problem there is a brood infestation bordering our base. They are friendlies."

"...but all the fightin-fuck don't tell me that was just a show? People died goddamn it..."

"Yeah and plenty of brood did too. If it makes you feel any better I only got good relations with that one splinter brood. I ain't on much good terms with the other ones."

What do?
>Turn in Brood Lord corpse
>Investigate the infestation
>Go rest
>See about that reward for mission(whatchu want?)
>Other?

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>745296
>Turn in Brood Lord corpse
Well i've got something for you.

>Other?
Return too base and ensure our gun gets serviced as it was smoking rather badly.

>See about that reward for mission(whatchu want?)
personal secret lair now please and it better have good Wifi and a bar...with a stocked fridge darn it.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>745296
>turn in the corpse
Boss obviously knows what to do with it

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>745353
Scratch that
>>745343
Vote

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>745343
>>745296
Support

>>745296
Unrelated but I think I may have figure out a way to make an anti brood infestation vaccine, first we inject nanobots which would act like super robotic white blood cells, then we inject small amounts of dead or disabled brood so the nanobots can "train" for anti infestation tactics, we would regularly inject stronger brood, or more nanobots as needed until our very blood carries elite nanobots specialized in anti brood tactics. Obviously the brood will adapt around this but it's a sure fire way to prevent the more basic brood infestations, and though I do not approve it would allow us to visit brood lands for diplomatic reasons much more safely.

>>745446
Obviously before we start human trials we would have to refine our nanobots, allow them gladiatorial like battles in petre dishes until we find a working combo

>>745296
"Also what surname do these broods we work with go by in b4 Zel clan

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>745550
You'll have to ask them.

>>745446
Not to be a dick but the Brood have proven their ability to bypass nanobot protection. On the plus side it DOES slow down the infestation but not much else. Another thing that slows down infestation is a strong mind.

Which for some reason the brood take extra pleasure in breaking. Its why they just LOVE infesting psions and heroes.

Another big problem is brood wounds. They all contain infesting agents and what you gotta do to 'fix' an injury is horrifying, but if you don't then you'll end up getting infested. Usually it involved a mixture of temperature extremes, hacking, and some hardcore drugs/nanites until then.

As it turns out infestation relies upon the host so if you screw up the host...you'll can also screw up the infestation. At least enough to buy you some time until you get to some VERY chop happy and burning obsessed docs.

Brood injuries fucking suck so goddamn hard. Even the AI weapon and bandit weapon injuries tend not to be so messed up. Not only do you gotta get the injury treated you also have to take care of the infesting agents that are always included...

What's worse of all though is if the brood manages to take you alive. They drag you kicking and screaming to their special infestation facilities where you'll get the strongest infestation agents pumped into you. Unsurprisingly the infested that come out of said facilities are some of the most powerful and terrifying you'll ever encounter.

Not even being dead can save you from infestation if your fresh enough the infestation will bring you back. Its why infested and brood both can so hard to take down. They can eat lotta punishment before they feel anything. Its also why the brood lord took so long to take down despite not being a combat hero.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>745343
"Oh well what do you know its a brood lord body...shame how the failsafes always rui-wait a second....Why did its failsafes fail? Holy...wow a heroic brood specimen whose fail safes failed to kick in...goddamn that thing is worth a fortune. Even with the damage."

Your guns do indeed get services with a bitterly complaining armory sergeant left to handle it complaining about needing 'materials stronger then supers'.

Secret Lair arranged with both good internet and stocked bar as well as a fridge. It will be constructed soon gotta build it first though.

What do?
>Train
>Explore base
>Explore outside
>Go to Command Center
>Go to Barracks
>Other?

>>746046
>Train.
More parkour, gotta get that spider-man agility.
Also maybe learn martial arts so we don't suck at fist fighting.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>746060
roll.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>746046
>Train
We need to improve our reactions and agility so that and parkor

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>746060
>>746086
Vote

When we're ready to do some more missions, I think we should do a few basic ones before doing another super one.
>Corporate Robbery (for some spending money)
>Recruitment Drive (get some minions for the Secret Lair)
and later
>Recruitment Drive Super Edition

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>746046
Train
IMPLOSIONS

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>746046
>Train
Whey af Impluziuns plox

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>746584
>>746596
Aw come on

>>746584
>>746596
>>746616
Stop.

>>746643
Yeah, the dice are not coming out right..

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>>746086
>>746140
Vote. What exactly is explosive parkour? Like a reverse game of the floor is lava, I imagine it's like wearing moon boots but instead of a shitty trampoline its explosions

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>747071
>>746140
>>746086
Dice

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>747071
Heh.

>>746086
Yup. Training and then mission. Build up and refine.

I would push for the pool for abom more control. Yet I am unsure if we should now. We can trust the boss. The brood... not so much even if it's his lady friend.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>747071
It's like regular parkour, if you could change direction in mid-air using explosive jets. Of course in explosive parkour you HAVE to correct in midair on account of the inherent unpredictability of giving your initial jumps massive boosts using EXPLOSIONS.

On the upper levels you have IMPLOSION parkour, which is similar to EXPLOSIVE parkour except it is the favored technique of the famed Implo-Clan Ninjas on account of its inherent stealth and deadliness.

Really though it just means we've got to get used to using little explosions that are highly precise. Good for technique.

>>747492
It sort of dawned on me, we could probably use our explosions for super jumps blast ourselves on top of buildings and for that matter super speed jumping every time our foot touches the ground we make a small explosion under it and bound from explosion to explosion. Sure it may leave a few potholes but I'll bet it beats walking by a longshot

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>747533
That's actually what we did to get to the brood lord, except instead of the ground it was the heads of brood creatures.

>>747533
Instead of one small explosion, we could go with firecracker-like bursts under our feet.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>747318
Your abomination form was from a black site. He didn't really have much choice in terms of finding something that could help you with those powers.

Also his lady friend is no normal brood creature. She is an infested and thus formerly human. She also has her free will back. Which is the biggest reason they were able to make up(given how much they tried to kill/infest each other before).

>>747492
Unfortunately the secret of IMPLOSION was shown to you by the Mad Enlightenment Eye.

>>746086
you decide to train in your reflexes and agility so you headed over to the super facility. There you noticed surprising amount of hustle and bustle. You also noticed that most the icons were lit up except for a few under the SUPER Listing. In the super listing there were two icons flashing saying they were in use.

Sadly when you tried to get into the super training the minion there informed you that you were only able to take super training in terms of control and power. The others were apparently off limits to you.

Since you decided you needed to train in reactions and agility you got stuck with the normal training. Which wasn't so normal after all. For instance when you took part in the melee reactions you were swiftly attacked by melee combat bots and forced to attack only when a opening occurred that was very brief.

The ranged version wasn't much better instead of bots you got turrets and you had to shoot at the openings and flashes of opportunities that would very briefly occur.

Overall you did well but not amazingly so.

When you tested agility you were given a training field with obstacles that you had to move around in. Including stuff that tested your hands and reflexes.

Most surprising was when you found out they did indeed have a parkour training field that you took part in. You gotta admit the training facilities here are top fucking notch.

And this was just for the ordinary minions!

What do?
>Train
>Explore base
>Explore outside
>Go to Command Center
>Go to Barracks
>Other?

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>748043
The part with the Mad Eye made me think the knowledge was ours permanently.

>Train

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>748043
>other; take our mutant friends and the minions that worked the last mission out on a celebratory victory dinner.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>748043
>Train
Same again. Montage time

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>748043
Does simmering in the mutant pool count as training?

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>748331
Technically yes. It was a mutagen pool that was upgraded by the brood. Mutants commonly collect mutagens and 'cook' em up into things like pools which they use. There are different kinds but fertility pools are the most common(hence why Lairs upgrade pop).

If your a mutant they are very useful if your not they can easily turn you into one. Hence why they have a bit of a bad rep.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>748251

I'll back it. We should try to power/control super training next though.

Really nothing better to do than train til' our armor is ready. Taking the mutants out for dinner whenever we're tired is a good idea.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>748472
>Rolled 1
Here's to a wild ride.

Looks like the boss is rigging the system to get us to practice our goddamn control instead of fucking off already.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>748493
On the upside, I bet that what we're getting is actually the Super-tier speed/reaction training.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>748472
The nice thing about crit failing on a train action is its just as good as a 100 but a terrible experience instead. In truth the worst rolls for training are the average ones.

So while this time you did TERRIBLY you felt like you really improved quite a bit. Mostly due to realizing just how much you gotta learn and how much you suck.

So you trained.

And trained.

And trained.

And trained.

Sucking donkey dick the entire time but you improved as you underwent the training marathon from hell.

Reaction MAXED out. Super Reaction Training Unlocked.
Agility MAXED out. Super Agility training Unlocked.
Parkour MAXED out. Super Parkour training unlocked.
What do?
>Train
>Explore base
>Explore outside
>Go to Command Center
>Go to Barracks
>Other?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>748717
>Other?
Fucking rest...and see how our base is going

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>748717
Go for a nice relaxing swim, in the mutant pool.

Don't forget to grab a 6 pack or some adult beverage.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>749013
>>748717
Ok changing too this, chill out and have a mutant pool party...well anyone is invited but you know. Booze is on us for our minions. This doubles as recruitment funnily enough.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>749156
>>749013
Vote

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>749156
...why does this quest feel like its turning into a slice of life quest for super villains?

Oh hell not this again. I know anons must of found it hilarious to see how many genre jumps we could make before but that was hell on the Genie.

Its partly why I had to butcher that quest up into different parts with Petyr and Abigail.

...come to think of it that was the last quest before the Age of the Scary Waifus began. Oh...maybe this wont be so bad after all.

Your all still a bunch of bastards though. How the hell did i end up with all the scary waifu fags...never seen in that in another quest.

Did I end up trading the yuri fags for scary waifu fags or something?

I don't ever recall making that trade though...

Anyway you decide to go on a relaxing swim at the mutant pool but not before grabbing a six pack of beer. How the store remains stocked you'll never know. At least you don't ever have to pay anything...come to think of it you never thought to check your own bank account to see how much you were getting paid.

Then again its not like you ever needed to actually buy anything here so...well suppose you'll check on that next time you go to the city.

So you ended up buying a lot more booze and decided to host a mutant pool party. Oddly enough you were the only one brave enough to swim in the abominable pool. Which truth betold felt fucking AMAZING.

Inside of it you could shift much more easily and felt a strong tingling sensation all over. It felt even better then a hot bath, sauna, and Jacuzzi combined. Not to mention you should of SEEN some of these mutant babes.

Holy shit tier were some of them insanely fucking hot. All those who claimed mutants were bunch of ugly fucks is a goddamn liar. Best of all they fucking ADORED you! They were all into you so hard...oh you could get used to this.

All the super sexy(mutant) babes you could want baby...and some of the THINGS they could do! You thought only sex bots had some of those...applications. But with some of these chicks its all natural baby~

Maybe being an abomination ain't so bad after all...so you ended up throwing a rad mutant pool party.

What do?
>Get freaky with the mutant babes(see get laid)
>chill with some of the mutant minions
>Train in the abominable pool
>Go to the city for an after party
>Invite someone over(like DJ Bad Music for some proper music)
>Other?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>749202
>Train in the abominable pool
I was going to wait to see what other anons wanted since I'm more about business, but then I realized there is an option to get down to business. More importantly, there's an option to do some training.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>749202
>investigate the mutant hoochie mamas
>fade to black

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>749202
>why
Some times we mess around with a vote. ( aka make a joke ) Other times it's to take a quick break.

>>Train in the abominable pool
Lets get down to business.

---

Mutant block party next month. Ready everything before hand is a must.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>749271
...now that is a sick piece of art. What is its source?

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>749202
>Get freaky with the mutant babes(see get laid)
Show off by
>Train in the pool with hardcore Volleyball with the mutant minions

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>749276
Sorry to say I have no idea, I found it on 4 chan.

>>749276
http://aexion.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>749285
oh my gawd...that is fucking PERFECT for a corrupted bot in the post apoc. You would not BELIEVE how hard it is to find pics for those bastards.

>>749298
Shame looks like that is the only good one.

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>>749305
Cool.

>>749312
Yeah.

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Now if I could get lucky and find more Abom pics.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>749281
Sure, sounds good.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>749202
>Train in the abominable pool

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>749202
>>749519
>Train in the abominable pool