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May 2011
14997775Vagrant Quest 118 year old Penny, a thief running from a town that falsely accused her of messing with their solar panel finds a new settlement as well as Jim the shopkeeper. We also fixed a tractor and got supplies.Post apocalypse, collective game, quest, Vagrant Quest, thief, Penny2011-05-21 6 
15025659Vagrant Quest IIWe trade away our iPod and headphones for a water purifier and a Leatherman, have a nice bath, helped Jim close up his shop, then go have dinner with the council and learn a bit about the town we are inPenny, Vagrant Quest, Collective Game, Quest, apocalypse, thief2011-05-24 4 
September 2013
26938546Tsukaima Quest Part 6A certain dragon saves us and we hunt for a wounded thief that got away.Tsukaima Quest, Collective Game, Military, Thief, Dragon,2013-09-02 5 
26985618Tsukaima Quest Part 7We find our bullets and then plan to recover an artifact from the Thief we fought last night.Tsukaima Quest, Collective Game, Military, Thief,2013-09-05 5 
November 2013
28088829Thief Shenanigans QuestOur (anti?) hero steals from a small store, steals a diamond ring and drops his spaghetti Thief Shenanigans Quest, Theif, Collective Game, Quest thread2013-11-04 12 
28111691Thief Shenanigans QuestWe buy clothes, get our next job and spit vodka on faces.Thief Shenanigans Quest, Theif, Collective Game, Quest thread2013-11-05 5 
January 2014
29469054Pokemon Quest #9We confront Robins dad, and turn down the chance to battle him. We confront the scientist that ripped us off, let him go after a short chase, and confess to Robin we stole and lied about it. Vance wrestled a goddamn UrsarangPokemon Quest, Pokemon, gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, badass, thief, 2014-01-13 22 
June 2014
32903907Grifter Quest #2We go after a money launderer/bookie/loan shark who has more cash than sense. Even among thieves, a Mark is a Mark. Collective Game, Crime, Grifter, Grifter Quest, Thief2014-06-21 1 
June 2015
40367982Thief Quest 1Louise's first adventure ends horriblyCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-04 3 
40406721Thief Quest 2Natural 1s galoreCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-06 2 
40450013Thief Quest 3Saved early out of safety precautionsCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-07 3 
40494941Thief Quest 4We abandon our husbando Q_QCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-10 1 
40557478Thief Quest 5The second successful theftCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-13 1 
40576762Thief Quest 6A shorter run than usualCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-13 1 
40641362Thief Quest 7We plan our next theftCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-17 1 
40697355Thief Quest 8We stay in Germany a little longerCollective Game, Thief Quest2015-06-20 2 
August 2016
48746483Space Marine RecruitmentWe discussed how space marines recruit, test, and train their initiates. Then we segway into Garr'Ret, Blood Raven Master thief.Space Marine Recruitment, Bloody Magpies, Blood Ravens, Thief, Garrett2016-08-14 8 
September 2016
556169Hitmaid Special - A Phantom's ShadowExperience a heist with the Scarlet Tux! Followed by SoL with girlsHitmaid, Heist, Thief, Cute, Girls, Scarlet Tux, Psychic2016-09-12 2 
October 2016
704312Hitmaid Quest 5 - Party CrashingMaid follows young master to a party and saves the dayHitmaid, Assassin, Robots, Gunfights, Maids, Thief, Knives, Guns2016-10-17 2 
March 2017
1233319Thief King Quest #1An up and coming thief is put to the test.Thief King Quest, Tungsten2017-03-09 1 
November 2018
3047188Gene Thief QuestYou are Salvanis Detro, you were electronically reincarnated for the purpose of kicking ass and taking genes.Collective Game, Gene Thief, Future, Fighting, Fight2018-11-26 1 
December 2018
3071180Gene Thief Quest #2Salvanis travels to settlement 19 to assasinate the director of strategic controlsCollective Game, Gene Thief2018-12-10 1 
March 2019
3353905A Thief's Quest: 1st RunThe up and coming thief Ailas realizes he's been thinking small, and moves on up.Quest, A Thief's Quest, Sneaking, Robbery, Fantasy, SleepyQM2019-03-26 8 
3373494A Thief's Quest: 2nd RunAilas completes a tricky job and buys a serious amount of gear in preparation for the manor job, his own project.Quest, A Thief's Quest, Sneaking, Robbery, Fantasy, OC Setting, SleepyQM2019-03-31 6 
September 2021
4931101The Graverobber's DaughterChlotsuintha, a Witchlet, might have lost her father. She prepares to flee her home, while trying to maintain her cover as a gravedigger. Graverobber's Daughter, Thief, Magic, Witch, Dark Fantasy, Body Horror, Cosmic Horror, Eternal Rome, Alternate History, Female MC, TrashQM 2021-09-05 16 
November 2021
4994632The Graverobber's Daughter IIChlotsuintha has a run in with the Inquisition, realizes she has implicated herself as magic user, and will eventually be hunted by them. Graverobber's Daughter, Thief, Magic, Witch, Dark Fantasy, Body Horror, Cosmic Horror, Eternal Rome, Alternate History, Female MC, TrashQM 2021-11-04 13 
January 2022
5061777Graverobber's Daughter IIIAfter buying clothes, Chlotsuintha's escape plan is hampered by a new curfew in the Midden, and aided by an unexpected gift from mother.Graverobber's Daughter, Thief, Magic, Witch, Dark Fantasy, Body Horror, Cosmic Horror, Eternal Rome, Alternate History, Female MC, TrashQM 2022-01-04 10 
February 2022
5120915The Graverobber's Daughter IVWhere His Gaze falls, Judgement comes. After, Chlotsuintha has to kill. Then the Lifting Oil Refinery she is robbing goes all Chernobyl.Graverobber's Daughter, Thief, Magic, Witch, Dark Fantasy, Body Horror, Cosmic Horror, Eternal Rome, Alternate History, Female MC, TrashQM2022-02-23 5 
April 2022
5180605The Graverobber's Daughter Intermission IThe QM's schedule implodes just as he starts to work through a massive backlog. Graverobber's Daughter, Thief, Magic, Witch, Dark Fantasy, Body Horror, Cosmic Horror, Eternal Rome, Alternate History, Female MC, TrashQM2022-04-17 2 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

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