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September 2008
2683686DirkA traumatised Stormtrooper with a shitty history gets the chance to spit in the face of Tzeentch himself.Not as planned, Zuvassin is pleased, luck, Dirk, Stormtrooper, man2008-09-28 42 
October 2014
35268258Tzeentchette Quest Oneshot (#2)In which we once again play as Iggy the Change Lady in a SPACE HULK EXPEDITION.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tzeentchette, Lady of Change, Not as planned, SPACE HULK, ELH2014-10-03 17 
December 2014
36825105Ignitrix Sidequest #1In which we attend an Opera as a maid and discover that everyone else is actually the daemonsCollective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, daemons, ELH2014-12-18 14 
January 2015
37556035Ignitrix's Sidequest #3In which Waaaaghterworld becomes a thing.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, Waaaaghterworld, Orks, Shoggy, ELH 2015-01-23 12 
37686919Ignitrix's Sidequest #4: Waaaaaghterworld pt 2In which we mess with a Repentia's dreams and meet the Dea'cin. Collective Game, Waaaaghterworld, Orks, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, ELH2015-01-29 13 
February 2015
37845597Ignitrix Sidequest #5Alia and Iggy escape certain doom, only for the Bird Brain to nearly send them into the Warp healing her. Antics with Orks ensue as a result.Collective Game, Orks, The Hunt for Red Orktobrah, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, ELH2015-02-05 12 
38137708Khornette Quest #21Cinder fights with a Lord of Change. Said Lord of Change pulls a Fuklaw. Collective Game, Khornette, Lord of Change, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, Benny Hill, Not as planned, Tyranids, Over the top Combat, ELH2015-02-18 16 
March 2015
38462667Exterminatus gamesAn anon finds a neat website. Comedy ensues.Hunger Games, Not as Planned, Squirrels, Kharn2015-03-04 55 
38492486Khornette Quest #24Cinder goes too hard and then has to travel to the past to try and commit suicide to prevent Ignitrix from being pissed. Needless to say, nothing goes to plan.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Time is bullshit, Not as Planned, Stop Hitting Yourself, ELH2015-03-06 12 
April 2020
72111866warning the EmperorIf an anon got transported to the Great Crusade era, would they be morally obligated to warn the Emperor, and how could they manage it?storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned,2020-04-22 42 
72167194warning the Emperor thread #2A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy. Now with extra storytime. storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-04-24 27 
72198499warning the emperor #3A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy.storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-04-27 26 
May 2020
72654633warning the emperor #4A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy. storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-05-20 36 
72796998Warning the Emperor #5A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy. Now featuring Leman Russ.storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-05-26 71 
September 2020
74638599Warning the Emperor #6A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-09-02 36 
74732945Warning The Emperor #7A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-09-05 64 
October 2020
75487548Warning The Emperor #8A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-10-19 79 
December 2020
76228931Warning The Emperor #9A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-12-01 72 
February 2021
77635575Warning The Emperor #10A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2021-02-21 43 
77703486Warning The Emperor #11A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2021-02-23 40 
77704221Saving Private Mon'KeighWhat if cupanon was a craftworld Eldar?storytime, Writefag, eldar, 30k, time travel, not as planned2021-02-24 50 
77782960Warning The Emperor #12 Prelude A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2021-02-28 60 
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