>>35268258

Twitter: @ELHMk1
Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)
Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, waifu references, and other info):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharing

Ignitrix’s Character Sheet (2nd tab):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. Also, depending on how things go, tonight might just be a tad silly. You’ve been warned in advance.

All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.

No “Keikaku Dohri” points are available this time around; however, you can still get a nice bonus or two in the main quest if you succeed. Especially since this will basically be a stop along the way to wherever the group’s off to now. You’re just seeing it from Ignitrix’s POV.

If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes.

Excessive meta/waifu/husbando/bitching goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored as will whining about MUH SLAANESH (Has been addressed here: http://pastebin.com/352cquWq). Use the filter: http://pastebin.com/QxMu8Rrr

“You see these heat emissions on towards the bow of the ship? Those are Blood Raven barges. And the ones towards the aft? Rak’gol.”

You wave the data slate in front of Cinder once more, indicating the aforementioned areas. “I know you’re eager to actually do something besides sitting around. But you can’t go rushing off in your usual fashion with those kinds of…”

Cinder raises a hand to cut you off. “That’s why I’m bringing Acerea and you along. I figure there’s nothing on that scrapheap that can withstand the might of three daemons. Even then, have you met me?”

An exasperated sigh passes from your lips. “I try to forget whenever I can.”

“Uh huh.”

The red-skinned daemon pats you atop the head before leaning back against her seat in the shuttle. You’re a short burn from a potential entry point on the Hulk, one situated roughly in the middle on the port side. The Raptor and the Inferno are currently running dark a good distance away. Luckily for everyone involved, neither the Marines nor the Xenos have noticed their exit from the Warp. Or perhaps they simply didn’t care.

“So do you have any clue what we’re even looking for?” asks Cinder after a few minutes of silence.

> [1] Of course you do. You’re Ignitrix. Duh. (Per - Power Use)
> [2] Not a clue, but that big Warp signature in the belly of the beast is probably it
> [3] “Your sanity”
> [4] Write in

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>mfw first time participating in a Khornette Quest thread

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>35268501
>[1] Of course you do. You’re Ignitrix. Duh. (Per - Power Use)

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>35268501
> [1] Of course you do. You’re Ignitrix. Duh. (Per - Power Use)
>>35268526
Good start

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>35268501
>> [1] Of course you do. You’re Ignitrix. Duh. (Per - Power Use)

Pst: no rolling yet. Stop wasting our good rolls.

>>35268501
>> [1] Of course you do. You’re Ignitrix. Duh. (Per - Power Use)

>>35268601
Oh, right. Fuck. I forgot Khornette Quest had a sensible system.

>>35268501
> [3] “Your sanity”
> But seriously.
> [1] Of course you do. You’re Ignitrix. Duh. (Per - Power Use)

>>35268501
>blood raven

I don't want to get our head blown off by cyrus!

No argument there I suppose. NOW you can roll.

Remember, since it's a power use, any doubles means phenomena.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>35268714

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>>35268727

Well tonight's gunna be fun

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>>35268743
you cursed us!

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>>35268743

>>35268743
Do you have any plans for an Ara Ara One Shot?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>35268714

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>35268714

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>35268714

>>35268743
While we're on the subject, does 100 count as dubs?

>>35268780
>>35268781
>>35268727

A 21 is enough to pass, but yay Phenomena! In the cramped space of a shuttle!

I need a single 1d100 roll now.

>>35268774

Vague ideas about Tactical Gardening Action.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>35268818
Let's see how phenomenal our phenomena is!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>35268818

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>35268818
Oh boy.

>>35268844

Danke.

Writing...

>>35268811

The worst kind, yes.

>>35268844
...is low good on this roll?

>>35268863
If we roll dubs on our phenomena roll, what happens?

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>>35268258
Where can I acquire an un-captioned pic of best burd?

This is slightly offtopic, but at some point in Khornette Quest proper we need to set Iggy on our shoulders and have her hurl fire while we slice and dice and punch.

Maybe get Arcea in on it and form MechaChaos-Shiva.

>>35269151
I support this wholeheartedly.

>>35269151

Ara~bringer would just attach herself to our back and heal us constantly.

>>35268501

You’re quick to retort, “Your sanity, duh. No but really…” In the small space of time between breaths you cast out your mind towards the Hulk to try and get a better understanding of what’s ahead. The interference of the mysterious device made it nigh impossible back on the Raptor, but you’re able to make a little more headway now that the distance is less.

What you find isn’t good. You’ve largely steered clear of Tyranids in the past but it’s rather trivial for you identify their whisperings. There’s not a tremendously large contingency of them aboard but they’re there all the same. As for the device itself? It’s as if you’re staring into the Tyrant Star. It’s a pure ball of Warp-fuckery, even to you. Frustrating, but at least you know about the ‘nids now.

“So there’s…” You stop mid sentence as you realize both Acerea and Cinder are eyeing you with trepidation. It’s not hard to figure out why. The temperature of the air in the shuttle has plummeted drastically and a small layer of frost has coated every surface. Being daemons, the three of you are entirely unaffected by this other than the initial surprise.

Still, should you say something about it? This is the first time in a long while that this sort of thing has happened to you. It’s rather embarrassing actually.

> [1] Save face and lie.
> [2] Be honest
> [3] Ignore it and carry on
> [4] Write in

>>35269260
>[1] Save face and lie.

>>35269260

> [2] Be honest

We must acquire more Head Pats.

It is the most valuable resource.

>>35269260
>> [3] Ignore it and carry on

>>35269260
>[3] Ignore it and carry on
Its obviously all planned. We sure hope they aren't simple minded enough to not have seen it coming.

>>35269260
>[2] Be honest

>>35269260
>> [1] Save face and lie.

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>>35269297
>>35269311
>>35269313

...Huh.

>>35269260
>> [1] Save face and lie.

>>35269260
>[2] Be honest

>>35269260
>> [3] Ignore it and carry on

>>35269260
>[3] Ignore it and carry on

>>35269313
>>35269317
Just according to keikaku.
>> [3] Ignore it and carry on

[3] has it I think.

Writing...

>>35268884

It's a chart-based thing so nothing. Don't roll above a 75 or I have to get the OTHER chart for Perils

>>35269260
>[3] Ignore it and carry on

Clear throat and distract Cinder with Tyranids

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>>35269432

>the OTHER chart

>>35269432
Hey guys, remember that our Magos wants some Xenos to take apart. We might want to see if we can get some live nids somehow.

>>35269487
We might be able to convert them with the powers of Ara Ara~

They would make good garden ornaments

>>35269487

You know that if we tell Cinder there are Nids there, she is going to want to fight them immediately... Possible try and take one as a pet or something...

>>35269487
we also have to put "raid/conquer a forge world" on the list

>>35269573
Wait until we're Bloodthirsters for that.

>>35269573

>Not strapping a Forgeworld inside your cruiser

Do you even dimensional fuckery?

>>35269592
Miniature version of The Ship Moves, except with Daemons and Khorne on driver's throne?

>>35269260

You decide to berate yourself in private later for letting your concentration slip like that. For now, though, you continue on as if nothing is amiss.

“...There’s a group of Tyranids festering over there. Worst case we snag a few of them for Lazerus and send the Hulk screaming into the Black Hole.”

Cinder’s eyes immediately light up upon hearing that there’s another kind of foe for her to potentially fight. She doesn’t appear to care about the frost anymore. Acerea, however, continues to stare at you.

“But what about the device itself?” asks the plaguebearer. “Anything on that?”
“Nothing sadly,” you reply. “Then again, the unknown is always exciting. It’s a potential source of change in the status quo.”

Acerea frowns at that. “Sometimes the status quo is just fine, dearie. But there’s no sense arguing about it.” She pauses, takes a look at Cinder, then leans in to whisper, “You can fool her but not me. Is the flow of the Warp really that messed up or should I be worried about you?”

> [1] Truth
> [2] Lie
> [3] Write in

>>35269650
> [1] Truth

>>35269650
>> [1] Truth
tell the nice lady

>>35269650
>> [1] Truth
> [3] Write in
"I didn't fool anyone, geez."

>>35269650
> [1] Truth

Birdbrain is a good girl!

>>35269650
>[1] Truth

>>35269650
>[3] Write in

Considering whatever is in that thing is worse that the Tyrant Star... Today is going to be different...

Truth it is.

Writing...

I have been wondering about something
did the arch on the last planet have any potential uses for us personally and we just left our treasure on said planet (instead of taking it inside our ship)

or was it just there for us to earn brownie points with the bosses for protecting it from the hyoomens?

did we actually earn any brownie points for protecting it?

>>35269650

You respond in kind, voice low while Cinder has starry-eyed visions of tearing apart genestealers. “I… Yes it’s pretty bad. The only thing I’ve encountered like it is the Tyrant Star and that’s my Master’s personal plaything.”

“I see… well let’s be careful about our powers then. It might get worse the closer we get.”

It’s a fairly logical assumption, one you came to about five milliseconds after looking at the Hulk the first time. Still the fact that Acerea’s picked up on it makes you feel slightly more frustrated with yourself for slipping up.

Nodding in agreement, you clear your throat and return to a normal speaking voice. “No I don’t think portals are a good idea here. Between the device and the Black Hole, who knows what could happen.”

Cinder laughs at that for some reason. “More time for me to spend tracking, hunting, and stalking prey then. Besides, we’ve never had a proper exit strategy before and now is not the time to start.”

Some days you wonder why you gave up liquor.

A resounding thunk and reverberation through the deckplates indicates that you’ve arrived at the Hulk. You can hear the shuttle’s airlock trying to negotiate with its counterpart on the scrapheap, air hissing as the pressure equalizes. Technically, as daemons, all three of you could survive in pure vacuum. But if there was an atmosphere and/or gravity available aboard, you’d gladly take it.

Eventually the airlock cycles and opens to reveal a large, grungy interior of what you can only assume used to be a hydroponics bay. Dead plant mass abounds across countless rows of shelves, though there are patches where living greenery is present. Once Cinder’s charged out to secure the room, Acerea beelines for one such patch to examine it. Otherwise the room’s largely empty. There are three doors leading off to the north, west, and the east.

(cont)

>>35270047
Why protect a planet that was only good for a Warp artifact?

>>35270074

The northern one seems to have something written over it that you can’t quite make out from the shuttle. As for the east and west doors, they’re really more like partitioning walls.

> [1] See if you can find a data shrine and get a map of sorts
> [2] Steel yourself properly and try to map via psychic mastery (WP - power use)
> [3] Tell Cinder to pick a door and then follow her.
> [4] Go examine the northern door
> [5] Write in

>>35270094
what? no, we protected the warp artifact not the planet

we set up a zombie plague on the planet

>>35270097
>[3] Tell Cinder to pick a door and then follow her.

>>35270097
>> [2] Steel yourself properly and try to map via psychic mastery (WP - power use)

I like dice. And they usually like me.

>>35270097
>[3] Tell Cinder to pick a door and then follow her.

no point in getting a map, this is a hulk

>>35270097
>> [3] Tell Cinder to pick a door and then follow her.
The Cinder train has no brakes.

>>35270097
> [1] See if you can find a data shrine and get a map of sorts
We can rely on Cinder to be unreliable for all plans, so let's use the most reliable thing.

>>35270097
> [5] Write in
"While I would like if we found a map of some sort before we go on full-blown adventure™ mode,"
> [3] Tell Cinder to pick a door and then follow her.

>>35270097
> [4] Go examine the northern door
reading is elementary

then probably
> [1] See if you can find a data shrine and get a map of sorts
even cinder was smart enough to get a map before running amok on the inquisition ship

that reminds me.
is there a reason we don't subvert the mind of our rogue trader and make his much more powerful ship our main one?

>>35270097
> [3] Tell Cinder to pick a door and then follow her.
She is certain to head straight into something important. Also, violently dangerous.

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>>35270208
Igni's facial expression is so perfect. Overall two thumbs up, nicely done!

>>35270208
Much thanks art-friend. This is a beautiful picture. Ten more so if you drew it, since google images doesn't show any similar images.

All aboard the Cinder train!

Writing...

>>35270208

Neat.jpg

This is the "little extra" I mentioned in the tweet. Monorus (the drawfag) is trying to get a feel for drawquesting

>>35270208
ya forgot someone

>>35270097

By the time you’ve left the shuttle behind you, Cinder’s already bouncing between the east and west doors like an excited puppy. If she wasn’t half-again your size and a living embodiment of combat and death incarnate, the sight of her tail wagging back and forth might be adorable.

“So… where first?” you ask, interrupting one of her traversals.

She beams and points to the east door first. “I can smell human sweat in that direction. Relatively fresh too. And in the other…” She points to the west door. “Is a series of claw marks that would make a Blood Dragon blush. I’m sure you can guess which one I’m thinking of taking.”

“The northern one, clearly,” you say while rolling your eyes. Now that you’re close enough, you can see that it has an ornate banner over it that reads “The Word is Svenhu.” An ancient religious saying perhaps?

In any case, Cinder quickly corrals Acerea and you towards the door on the left. Just before she opens it, however, a hidden speaker by the northern one begins blaring:

++That’s fine! I didn’t want to open anyways! You couldn’t make me open even if you tried! So there! Ha!++

> [1] Ignore the crazy Machine Spirit
> [2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun
> [3] Write in

>>35270317
>>35270208
I like it. I like it a lot.
Needs more Ara Ara~

>>35270413
>[2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun

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>>35270413
>> [2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun
>DURANDAL?

>>35270413
> [2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun

Shenanigans HO!

>>35270413
>Tsun machine spirit
>Not investigating
Clearly our only option is > [3] Take it with us for later examination

>>35270413
>> [2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun

>>35270413
> [2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun

>>35270413
> [2] Crazy Machine Spirits are fun
the cake is kill

Talking to doors it is.

Writing...

>>35270413
> [3] "Fine, it's not like we wanted you to open anyhow! HMMPH."
TSUN-OFF!

>>35270564
whe you put it like that, you make it seem like we're the crazy ones.

>>35270616
>implying we're not

>>35270692
Not crazy like us, but crazy, like people who get in fist fights with garbage cans.

>>35270722
Well if the garbage can was talking shit, why not?

>>35270722

THAT GARBAGE BIN WAS TALKING SHITE AND YOU KNOW IT YOU CUNT.

>>35270413

Normally you’d ignore a taunt, let alone one coming from a door. But not today. Turning on your heels, you fire right back at the door. “It’s not like we wanted to open you anyhow! Now shut up!”

Cinder’s entire body freezes mid-reach for the activation run next to the west door. Slowly her head turns to look at you with bemusement. “Are you… arguing with a door?”

You try (and fail) not to poof up. “No!”

“Well now I think we should just go through the northern door then. Since you two are best friends and all.”

Your left eye twitches. Hello old friend. “Fine! Whatever!”

As you de-poof, Cinder and Acerea come to stand before the talking door. It remains sealed despite Cinder’s attempts otherwise.

++Ahaha! Stupid fleshy things! I open only for those with the correct access! TREMBLE BEFORE MY POWER OVER YOU!++

Acerea turns away and tries not to double over laughing. Cinder just seems taken aback and torn between whether to claw it open or to ask you for advice.

> [1] Offer your help
> [2] Hey Cinder look! Tyranids!
> [3] Write in

>>35270480
What is it with 40K quest MCs and collecting doors?
I second this motion

>>35270767
>>35270800
So that's why the Tau don't have that popular children's program promoting interxeno friendship and learning anymore.

>>35270817
>> [1] Offer your help

Stupid machine. I'll show you what's what.

>>35270817
>[2] Hey Cinder look! Tyranids!

>>35270817
>[2] Hey Cinder look! Tyranids!

>>35270817
>Offer your help
>Don't suppose the access is Svenfu?

>>35270817
>2 Hey Cinder look! Tyranids!
Can't go getting backstabbed. Backnommed? Can 'nods derive nutrition from daemons?

>>35270817
> [2] Hey Cinder look! Tyranids!

>>35270866

I think that much is obvious but there's gotta be a trick to it.

> mfw we're getting puzzles in a quest

>>35270817
> "We have correct access. You can't prove otherwise. You just have all the wrong codes, you stupid machine. Let us through or you'll be in trouble. You don't want to be in trouble, do you?"

I have no idea what I'm doing

>>35270871
*'nids. I swear I've turned autocorrect off at least 5 times, but It Will Not Die.

>>35270822
It's their only safe hobby

>>35270413
>Tsundere machine spirit
please tell me we are keeping her

>>35270902
This sounds like the best idea ever.

>>35270817
the access code is Svenhu

>>35270962
I think you mean Swordfish

>>35270962
maybe svenhu is seven hundred with missing letters?

>>35270917
Who are we, Trazyn? Say, we should go look that guy up later and see his collection.

>>35270817

> Since people have started figuring it out...

"Svenhu. The access code is Svenhu," you offer rather exasperatedly.

++Maybe it is, maybe it isn't! It doesn't matter since you're not the one who has to say it!++

Oh. It's one of THOSE doors.

> [1] Get it to say Svenhu (write-ins encouraged)
> [2] Get it to say something else (same)
> [3] Yeahhhh let's go high five some Tyranids

>>35271029
>> [2] Get it to say something else (same)
Sevenhundred

>>35271029
>>35271048
>"What's three hundred plus four hundred?"

>>35271029
> [1] Get it to say Svenhu (write-ins encouraged)
>"Svenwoo?"

>>35271029
>Skweeee
>This door is adorable
>I am gonna take its brain and put it in a servitoir.
>This might take a while though, so.... look cinder, some nids

>>35271101
>>35271029
I support taking it with us.

>>35271029
>Knock knock
Who is it?
>Sven

>>35271101
But really, this.

>>35271140
oh god, that'll work

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>>35271140
>Knock Knock
>Who is it?
>Sven

>>35271071

++Seven Hundred! DUH! Learn math you idiot.++

Acerea is curled up into a ball from laughing so hard at this point.

>>35271089

++What about it?++

>>35271140

Smiling, you consider a very basic word play trick.

"Knock Knock."

++Who's there?++

"Sven."

++Svenwoo....OHSI-++

The door flies open and the speaker shuts off. Beyond lies a rather plain, straight corridor with another closed door at the end. For once, Cinder seems to be looking to you for direction.

Obviously, you'll be lording your victory over the door by taking the machine spirit with you. But should you actually go down that corridor?

> An Int Check will accompany whatever choice to see if you get the spirit out unharmed.
> [1] It's a narrow corridor on a space hulk. What could go wrong?
> [2] Let's go visit some Marines and steal some boxes
> [3] Tyranids are great stress relief

>>35271140
Supporting this wholeheartedly

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>35271239
>> [1] It's a narrow corridor on a space hulk. What could go wrong?

>>35271239
> [3] Tyranids are great stress relief

>>35271239
>[2] Let's go visit some Marines and steal some boxes


STEAL SOME BLOOD RAVENS!

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>35271239
1

>>35271239
> An Int Check will accompany whatever choice to see if you get the spirit out unharmed.
How good are we with machine spirits?
Is it worthwhile to wait for a tech priest to shuttle over from our ships to get it (one of the apprentices obviously)

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>35271239
can't we use our mind powers to "scout" the corridor from where we are?

>>35271341

You did disarm an Exterminatus Bomb's Machine Spirit.

>>35271364

You can but it will involve a power use check against Per.

>>35271239
Q. It's a narrow corridor on a space hulk. What could go wrong?
A. you can meet 3 demons

this is the most highly guarded paths before us, thus the most interesting. and WE are what is going wrong for everyone else.

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>>35271373

...It's not properly a KQ thread if I don't drop my trip at least once.

>>35271373
>You can but it will involve a power use check against Per.
lets do it then

>>35271364
>>35271331
>>35271270
oh noes. I think we damaged it.

Wait, we were rolling?

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>>35271270
>>35271278
>>35271291

>>35269332

>>35271239
>Let's split up gang!
I'M JOKING, WARPDAMMIT

>>35271399
I am guessing the issue is that you are posting in another thread at the same time, yes?
why not just got another browser?
I have a bunch of different chrome and firefox variants. works really well.

Down the corridor wins out barely I believe.

NOW you can roll for that Int check.

>>35271423

Not yet.

>>35271428

Don't tempt me.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>35271450
Good, I didn't like those rolls anyways

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35271450
Just as planned

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>35271450
int

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>35271450
CINDER CINDER SUE
WHERE ARE YOU
WE GOT SOME HEADS TO CLEAVE NOW
WE ALL COUNT ON YOU, CINDER SUE
TO GET KHORNE THAT TRIBUTE

>>35271472
And now we have a new friend.

>>35271456
>>35271469
>>35271472

A 2 is more than enough to pass. Writing...

>>35271443

That's not a bad idea actually.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>35271239
>> [1] It's a narrow corridor on a space hulk. What could go wrong?

>>35271493
So should we be rolling for phenomena?
2 55s in a row on power use, god(s)damn

>>35271532

Nah that was a tech use thing, not a power roll.

But yeah, them doubles.

>>35271532
It wasn't a power use, it was an int check

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>>35271513
A little late, buddy.
But we've gotta let Cinder decide. Birdloli is a good girl.
That, and she's the best agent of Change around, bending fate over harder than pic related.

>>35271595
Pity that chainsword isn't longer.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>35271618
not all men can be well endowed like that
it doesn't make him any less of a man (err... ork?) to have a stumpy little micro chainsaw.

capcha: statistical manaatf

>>35271239

It takes you some effort to get the panel off of the activation rune next to the door. From there it’s a relatively simple process to extract the vanquished machine spirit into your data slate for safe keeping. It whines in big, bold, red letters across the screen until you take away its ability to do more than pout. You’d deal with it later.

For now, though, you’ve got a seemingly empty corridor ahead of you.

“After you, Madam Inquisitor…” you give a mock bow and motion for Cinder to take the lead. She does so rather eagerly and soon the three of you are midway down the passageway. Nothing jumps out from the corroded walls or falls from the ceiling or anything of the like. It all seems relatively normal.

That is, until you realize that you’ve been walking for a couple minutes and haven’t gotten closer to the door at the other end.

You clear your throat and pipe up. “Uh… one sec…” You turn and try to run back towards the door from whence you came… only to run right into Cinder who was supposed to be behind you.

“I thought we agreed not to teleport around?” remarks Acerea, again looking worried.

“That wasn’t me,” you reply. “But I think it’s obvious that we’ve walked into some kind of trap.”

Cinder grumbles and sits on the floor. “Stupid Warp trickery. I could have been fighting Tyranids. But nnooooooo…”

> [1] Attempt an actual portal out (WP - Power use)
> [2] Have Cinder claw through a wall
> [3] Attempt something else (Write in)

>>35271680
> [2] Have Cinder claw through a wall

>>35271680
>> [2] Have Cinder claw through a wall

>>35271680
> [2] Have Cinder claw through a wall
Fuckin punk ass space anomalies FUCK YOUR LINEAR HALL

>>35271680
How about Iggy tries out [1] while we have Cinder explore option [2] just in case?

>>35271618
We should probably get a chainsword sometime. Y'know, for when we have to handicap ourselves to stay fair.
Would a looted Reaper chainsword off a Knight suffice?
>>35271544
>>35271553
Derp. Oh well.
Next time, Gadget! So what will we call our door?

>>35271720
Nah, sometimes things are best done with mundane methods.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>35271680
can we figure out how the trap works and then disarm it as well, instead of just portaling out and hoping that works?

>>35271680
>2
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR OUT YOUR WALLS

>>35271680

Pointing at the western wall of the corridor, you interrupt her complaints. “We probably can still do that. All you have to do is tear that wall down. It should be nothing for someone like you.”

“Well if the doors are any indication…” Cinder laughs at her own joke and hops up onto her feet. She sizes up a spot on the wall before her, then swipes her claws across it several times. The immaterial tearing aspect of her chosen weapon splits the metal open like it never existed in the first place. Beyond lies a pitch black room of unknown size. You can feel a slight breeze coming from the hole but otherwise all is the same as it was.

Before any of you try to step into the adjacent room, however, you perform a few quick tests to discern the nature of the anomaly you’re stuck in. Any object that’s thrown into the room travels as it should. The loud echoing sound that accompanies its landing tells you that you’re dealing with something the size of one of the Raptor’s cargoholds.

> [1] Throw a fireball into the room, see what happens
> [2] Everyone in! Quick!
> [3] Portals (WP - Power use)
> [4] Write in

>>35271913
i though we can see in the dark...
if we can do a fireball and a flame gout, then we can probably easily do a torch for light

>>35271947

This isn't your average, ordinary darkness.

But yes you can make a torch rather easily.

>>35271970
make a torch then.

>supernatural darkness
funtimes

>>35271913
> [1] I cast magic missile at the darkness!

>>35271781
I'm down with that. Could be handy later.

Why didn't this post when I clicked? Oh well.
>>35271913
>1
FIREBALL!

>>35271970
>This isn't your average, ordinary darkness.
Spooky.

>>35271970
Are we likely to be eaten by a Grue?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>35271913
apply magic to trap while inside it to disarm it
>What could go rong?

>>35271913
>> [1] Throw a fireball into the room, see what happens

>>35271913
> Waltz in casually

>>35272057
>The legendary triple waltz!

>>35271913

You’re able to conjure up a ball of fire without so much as a fuss or sign that the Warp has other ideas. With a little molding you turn it into a flare as opposed to an actual fireball: brighter, less hot, likely to be thrown a greater distance, and so on. A quick flick of your wrist sends it flying into the room beyond. It gets about thirty feet in before it impacts a seemingly solid, yet invisible wall.

That’s when the same part of the wall grows a head. A pair of eyes. That’s no wall or darkness at all. That’s a mass of Tyranid Gaunts sleeping. Or it was, anyways. Cinder’s already halfway through the hole before you can scarcely blurt out “See! I told you!”

Still that’s a LOT of biomass to cleave through, even for Cinder. She could probably use your help. That or you should make sure to keep a couple alive.

> [1] Work with Acerea to corner three specimens. (BS, Int)
> [2] Focus on keeping Cinder alive. (BSx2)
> [3] Pull Cinder back and portal out quickly (WP - Power Use)
> [4] Write in

If I suddenly go quiet it's likely I've nodded off. For some reason a wave of fatigue just hit me like a truck

>>35272173
>> [1] Work with Acerea to corner three specimens. (BS, Int)
She'll be fiiiiiinnnne.

>>35272173
> [1] Work with Acerea to corner three specimens. (BS, Int)
Cinder's surprised us before.

>>35272173
>> [1] Work with Acerea to corner three specimens. (BS, Int)

>>35272173
>1
Does Iggy know Lazarus likes to-
>Lady of Change
Oh, right. Of course she does.
Throw in >>35272057 ?

>>35272173
> Go ahead and blast two thirds of the room
That'll leave some for Cinders fun

>>35272256

She also knows about the 4th wall. My money is she hates us for making her cause phenomena

>>35272173
> [2] Focus on keeping Cinder alive. (BSx2)

>>35272173
extrapolate where the other end of the corridor would have went to if there wasn't a trap in it, then after we are done here we can go back to it through the wall again, bypassing the trap.

>>35272279
Hey, it's not us or her, its just random chance. No need for being mad at either.

I think [1] pretty much wins

Make with the rolls!

>>35272307

That can happen

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>35272334
Good

Rolled 78, 20 = 98 (2d100)

>>35272334

Rolled 12, 40 = 52 (2d100)

>>35272334

>>35272334

(2d100 not 1d100 this time btw)

Rolled 22, 14 = 36 (2d100)

>>35272334

Rolled 21, 10 = 31 (2d100)

>>35272355

So, a 12 and a 14? 12 and 20? Something else entirely?

>>35272349
>>35272350
>>35272371

A 12 and 14 is more than enough to wrangle some nids.

Writing...

I may take a power nap here and resume in an hour or two. Worst case we'll pause and resume when I'm not suddenly half-dead to the world. Apologies.

>>35272404
Fair enough; at least you let us know. Sleep tight, and thanks for the run in case you don't wake up to resume

>>35272404
By the way ELH, you wrote up a large buncha words on the Slaanesh issue, but honestly I still don't really understand it.

Does this mean that they'll be background enemies (Mooks), and mini-bosses as such, but we won't get any real named villains (Like the Inquisitor)? Sorry for bringing it up, it's just the tiny bit you wrote about actually including them was a little unspecific.

>>35268268
Oh yeah, I don't think people got mad because ELH decided not to shine the spotlight on Slaaneshis in his quest, but rather that he won't let the spotlight travel anywhere near or over Slaaneshis. Like we want to go somewhere for tech, but we can't because a Slaaneshi lives five houses down the street from it.

>>35273485
Blame that asshole NiceDaemonette. Fucker kept samefagging and polluting the threads.

>>35273423
If retconning Slaanesh from the universe and turning the crone worlds into a no-fly-zone is what it takes to keep ND and his ilk from trying their hardest to turn this quest into smut, I for one applaud ELH's decision.

About the slaaneshi thing, does it only apply to daemons or non mutated worshipers as well? And I assume at least that chaos undivided isn't effected?

>>35273600
Everything.

>>35273613
Huh. Well ok I guess, it's a big setting and all.

Guys, stop arguing about it, even the very mention of it is most likely filtered out by ELH, in my opinion one of the worst moves a QM could make, but that's beside the point.

I will say one of the anons has a point about the vagueness, however ELH doesn't seem to want to commune directly with his player base, again one of the worst moves I feel a QM could make.

So, in the end we just have to sit tight and deal with whatever ELH has for us, as short of flooding an entire thread, I doubt he'll listen to anyone, and even then, he'd most likely just leave the thread until it dies down, like last time.

>>35273613
Well, it's not like having a Slaaneshi around would help anything besides making things awkward and autistic. But having a team of Chaos Sentai would have been good for a laugh.

>>35273695
It would have and I would have liked to have a Slaaneshi who wasn't a sex fiend, but such is the way of things.

ELH was just so disgusted with the namefag that he didn't even want to approach anything that would be considered the realization of the namefag's desires.
And to be honest, I don't blame ELH for that. But it really sucks that all potential is gone.

>>35273716
>It would have and I would have liked to have a Slaaneshi who wasn't a sex fiend, but such is the way of things.
is it possible for there to be an asexual slaaneshi?

>>35273716
It would've been hype as fuck to have Noise Marines

>>35273727
>>35273716
Can't big sister Ara Ara~ be enough?

>>35273727
Weapon obsessed /k/ommando Slaaneshi.

Anything that has to do with perfection is Slaaneshi.

>>35273734
>>35273744
ok, i like that.

>>35273684
This, basically. And sadly.
While my overall opinion of the decision itself hasn't changed.(I don't really give a damn about the slaaneshi other than as variety in our killing menu). This situation hasn't been handled very well.

>>35273727
A dancer obsessed with the fluidity of motion. An engineer who devotes his life to improving his machine. A ship captain whose life goal is to create the most amazing stamp collection. All are vulnerable to the taint of Slaanesh.

Problem is that those things take slightly more thought than "hurr sexual deviancy hurt me more snake" so most people just go with the lowest common denominator.

>>35273695
Depends what we're talking about here.
The prince of pleasure is far more than just "Lel sex", it's about being excessive in everything you do, how you do it, why you do it, and what you do it with.

Which leads to hilariously disgusting things in the book series, such as having capes sewn out of flesh, the very mention of Fabius Bile shouldn't inspire arousal as people seem to think it should, they're sick and twisted people, doing sicker and twisted things.

Admittedly, that's a bit out of place in Khornette quest though, so the only real way you could perform it light heartedly would be, I guess, as happy sexy fun time daemons.

>>35273727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0ekCcDuqg

>>35273877
just because he is extremely gay crossdresser doesn't mean he is slaaneshi

>>35273911
You're right.
What makes him it, is his style. His emphasis on grace and beauty. For to him, little else matters.

>>35273911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo
1:32

>>35272404
So do Iggy's feathers poof and flutter when she sleeps cutely, like a cats ears twitching?

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>>35274273
>mfw

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>>35274288
>season 2 never

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>>35274324

>>35273716
Well, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, She Who Thirsts and the other one aren't the only gods. There are many other Chaos gods, She Who Thirsts is just a popular one who fucked over the Eldar. So theoretically there could be more if ELH allows it.

>>35274288
is she eating money?
>>35274324
sauce?

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>>35274413
The Ambition of Oda Nobuna. It's very good.

>>35274424
is that a vidya? animu? manga?

>>35273787
Shit, you could even have an over obsessive interior decorator who wants to make your ship ~*~FABULOUS~*~ and helps Arcerea with her gardening.

That said, I actually prefer not having a Slaaneshi party member. I just don't see it in Cinder's character to tolerate one. I'm kinda bummed we'll never get to rip n tear any of those prissy pink faggots either, but there's plenty of other things out there to kill so it's not a huge loss to me.

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>>35274410
>"The War of the Twenty Gods is over."

>"Now is the age of the Born and Unborn."

>>35274424
Why are nips so obsessed with that guy anyway?

>>35274490
Same reason the English are obsesses with Arthur

>>35274490
Why are Murrikans so obsessed with that Washington guy anyway?

>>35274490
He was gonna spread militarism across the land with his armies and guns. Also, he was a big purveyor of the arts. He liked trying foreign foods and seeing foreign art, and had a teapot collection that some would call excessive.

>>35274518
Sounds like a slaaneshie to me

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>>35274707
He also did this.

>>35274801
1001% Slaaneshi

>>35273485
I think it was more that it's really fucking far away & possibly more than we can chew at this point. Though considering what we did to the Grey Knights, we can chew pretty damn hard.
The Purple issue certainly didn't help, though.

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>>35273564
Am not...

>>35273588
>ND and his ilk from trying their hardest to turn this quest into smut
You thought I was going to try to turn this quest into smut?
Please...

>>35273695
>But having a team of Chaos Sentai would have been good for a laugh.
>Not Umbra Daemonica Chaos Magica
Do you EVEN Magical Girls?!?

>>35273727
>is it possible for there to be an asexual slaaneshi?
>>35273744
>>35273787
Yeah, as long as it's excessive it's Slaaneshi.

>>35274442
>That said, I actually prefer not having a Slaaneshi party member. I just don't see it in Cinder's character to tolerate one.
Indeed, this is why I tried to trick the thread into a sitcom Slaaneshi arch-nemesis, but it wasn't happening.

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Gonna call it a night, guys. Don't let our =][= kill all the nids if ELH wakes up.

>>35275799
I WANT to point out that you aren't the utterly insufferable faggot you seem to've convinced half the board you are, ND, but the last couple times I did that you turned around and made me regret it.
So basically what I'm saying is you're right, but you're still a faggot. Just like the rest of us.

>>35275799
youtube.com/watch?v=gPPscelHVhA

Four alarms. FOUR. Including an actual dog.

Lemme get a cup of coffee and I'll start back up. Sorry for the wait.

>>35276145
's okay, man. If you gotta sleep, then sleep!

>>35276145
All good ELH, no hurry here.

>>35276145
I'm still here but I need to run to the store first

>>35276145
Cali-fag reporting in. Reports from the front are grim, but I'll be up and over the trenches on your word.

>>35272173

A loud and resounding “SKREEEE” denotes the first few Gaunts disengaging from their pile to leap at Cinder with abandon. The Khornate easily slices through them with a single swipe of her claws, sending biomass of all sorts flying. This doesn’t deter the Tyranids so much as it enrages them. It’s not long before she’s surrounded by the horde proper, the glint of her claws the only thing occasionally visible through a whirlwind of carnage. You might be concerned if it were anyone else. If anything, you start to worry that Cinder will kill them all before you can wrangle even one.

The outer edges of the Tyranid mass seem torn between whether to continue headlong into the slaughter or to round on Acerea and you. A few have already tried charging at you on their own, only to get a mixture of fire and acid thrown at them. Eventually a decent sized pack, perhaps fifty Gaunts in all, disengages from the main fray and moves at you en masse.

Your left hand glows with warpfire as you disintegrate those at the forefront of this wave. You use your right hand to summon forth your force sword just before the remnants reach you. Soon you’re tearing through the swarm much like Cinder, albeit with a plaguebearer at your back.

“So are they everything you thought they’d be?” you ask of Acerea, slicing your sword upwards to sever several scything talons intent on your neck.

“And then some~” she replies. You’ve only had a few precious milliseconds to look in her direction here and there between slashes and fireblasts, but she seems to be doing fine despite the fact she has no actual weapons or armor. “I think I can pin a couple down with some webbing once their numbers have thinned.”

“I just hope Lazerus is happy that we thought about him.Though I can’t imagine the shuttle crews will be thrilled about having to transport living bioweapons.”

“Well they cart Cinder around, right?”

You try not to smile. “Fair point. On your left!”

(cont)

>>35276421

Together the two of you reduce the horde’s numbers to a mere shadow of its former self. Using a series of carefully aimed pulses of warpfire and feints with your sword you’re able to push them against the corridor wall. Once there, Acerea begins spraying them with a pestilent sort of ooze that quickly hardens in place and seals their movements. Try and protest as they might, the gaunts are stuck.

“Are you ladies quite done over there?”

Oh right, Cinder. Turning, you see her sitting atop a pile of corpses, idly staring at her claws. She seems hardly less for the wear, though you do note she’s sporting a couple of already-healing gashes. If anything said wounds serve to give her more energy and joy. That or she’s extremely pissed. You’re pretty sure her tail moving like that means the former though.

Acerea calls back in short order. “We’re fine~. We should figure out how to get back to where we were and send these…” She motions at the squealing Gaunts. “Back to the Raptor.”

“Agreed. Got any ideas Ignitrix?”

> [1] Gauge the length of the corridor, then have Cinder tear another hole in the wall
> [2] Explore the new room and rely on Cinder’s tracking skills
> [3] Portals? (WP - Power use)
> [4] Write in

>>35276431

> [2] Explore the new room and rely on Cinder’s tracking skills

>>35276431
> [2] Explore the new room and rely on Cinder’s tracking skills

Seconded. When the Warp is messing with you, trust the Khornate to find something to fight!

However, can we not do something with our powers, to try and see if there's anything else alive in the vicinity? You know, kinda like a psychic Auspex?

>>35276431
> [2] Explore the new room and rely on Cinder’s tracking skills
if that doesn't work we can always backtrack to the weird corridor

>>35276431
>> [2] Explore the new room and rely on Cinder’s tracking skills

Following Cinder it is.

Writing...

>>35276479

You could. It'd be a perception check. Or did we decide Psyniscience was willpower? I honestly forget.

>>35276431

You rub your chin in thought, eyeing the corridor and the room Cinder’s in in turn. “For once, I’m inclined to defer to you on this one, Cinder. If space is warped this badly…” You trail off and let their imaginations fill in the blanks. With proper time and effort you probably could discern the exact nature of the corridor. Though that same time would be better spent on finding a different way around. Or so you think, anyways.

“Alright then! Let’s see…” Cinder hops off of her pile and begins to scan the room. Acerea and you follow behind, leaving the Gaunts frozen in the corridor. There are two doors out of the room. One is scarcely in one piece from all the tears in it, while the other barely has a dent.

“This is just a hunch, but I think we’re down a few levels from where we came in.” The Khornate follows this statement up by pointing at a big “6B” painted in gold against one of the walls. “We came in on 3A.”

So that deceptively straight corridor was even worse than you thought. Joy.

“I take it you’re inclined to go that way?” you ask, pointing at the shredded door.

“You know me all too well. The Gaunts won’t be able to escape, right Acerea?”

The plaguebearer thinks for a moment, then walks back over to the xenos. She does something that causes them to cry out in alarm before returning. “Short of a cluster of grenades or two, they’re not going anywhere~”

“Wonderful! Then we don’t need to backtrack as originally planned. Besides, I have an idea on that anyways.” Cinder produces her microbead and activates it. “Proditus, I need you to send over a team of our best warriors. And I actually mean good ones. Ones capable of not killing themselves from sheer stupidity. They’re going to be escorting some guests to Lazerus. No I don’t want you to send Tigurius. Yes I’m sure.”

She ends the “call” with a sigh. “Mortals.”

> [1] Head onwards blindly. You'll be fine.
> [2] Let’s see if you can sense what lies ahead (Per)
> [3] Write in

>>35276738
> [2] Let’s see if you can sense what lies ahead (Per)

>>35276738
>> [1] Head onwards blindly. You'll be fine.

>>35276738
> [2] Let’s see if you can sense what lies ahead (Per)

Let's see if we can discern anything. AFTER THAT, decide if we mention we did something, and if so how much we reveal.

>>35276738
>> [2] Let’s see if you can sense what lies ahead (Per)
I shall reiterate, late night fice are the most fun sort of dice.

Try not to look too hard at the Void. It might get ideas.

Roll.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>35276811

>>35276738
>[2] Let’s see if you can sense what lies ahead (Per)

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>35276811

Changer of the Ways, watch over thy servant....

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>35276811

>>35276815
>>35276823
>>35276827

Soooo yeah... you don't get anything. But it's time for Phenomena!

A single 1d100 if you would. Don't roll above a 75

>>35276823

...well, shit! Looks like Khorne is angry with us for some reason...

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>35276838

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>35276838

>>35276846

Thanks.

Writing...

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>35276811

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35276823
For Khorne?

>>35276738

In attempting to discern what might lie beyond the door in the passageways beyond you hit a wall. The same wall that brought you to this Hulk in the first place. It seems you’re going in blind. You’re just glad that you didn’t invoke any psychic phenomena. Or, rather, you are until Cinder opens the door and it echos rather oddly. A very low level and temporary disturbance of reality but one all the same.

Neither of the other daemons seem to have picked up on it though. Cinder’s already stepped through with Acerea, leaving you at the rear of the procession. The hallways beyond twist and turn seemingly without conscious design. As you go further into the belly of the beast you take note of the fact that your surroundings seem to be growing steadily older. It makes sense given the nature of space hulks in general, but it still isn’t something that puts your mind at ease.

“Hold up a second.” Cinder stops some distance away from a T-shaped intersection up ahead. “There’s something around the corner.”

> [1] Well you’re Cinder so… go introduce yourself!
> [2] Third time’s the charm? (Per - Power use)
> [3] Offer to go first
> [4] Write in

>>35276942
>[1] Well you’re Cinder so… go introduce yourself!

>>35276942
> [2] Third time’s the charm? (Per - Power use)

This is a bad idea, I know it is a bad idea, and it knows I know it is a bad idea!

But let's do this anyway!

>>35276942
> [2] Third time’s the charm? (Per - Power use)
We gotta get one good roll

>>35276942
>[1] Well you’re Cinder so… go introduce yourself!
One of these days, we roll over 75.

>>35276942
>2

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Well maybe things will work out for you.

Go ahead and roll

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>35277036

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>35277036

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>35277036
Let's see...

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>35277036
FUCK YOU TZEENTCH

>>35277046
>>35277052
>>35277068

Hey look a pass and no phenomena!

Writing...

>>35276942

Finally you catch a break in the psychic department. Not only are you able to determine that there’s a Synapse Creature ahead, but that it’s also a Zoanthrope. Essentially an extremely intelligent, living piece of psychic artillery. The kind of Tyranid that Cinder would no doubt delight in tearing apart but might have trouble with if you weren’t around.

So subtle are you in your probing that the Zoanthrope doesn’t appear to have noticed your presence. It’s currently in the middle of what you assume is another swarm of Gaunts. Beyond the Tyranids is the endpoint of a loop in spacetime. A careful study reveals it to be the other end of the twisted corridor from before, intersecting the route from this end and two others.

> [1] Let Cinder know EVERYTHING
> [2] Intelligence means you can talk to it, right?
> [3] Back to the corridor!
> [4] Write in

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>35277153
Must... resist... going... full... Tzeentchian...

Ah, to hell with it! Just as planned!

> [2] Intelligence means you can talk to it, right?

>>35277153
> [1] Let Cinder know EVERYTHING

>>35277153
> [1] Let Cinder know EVERYTHING
But try to sell her on a smart plan while we explain

>>35277153
>[1] Let Cinder know EVERYTHING

>>35277153
>> [1] Let Cinder know EVERYTHING
Bwahahahah

Tell her all the things!

Writing...

>>35277153

“Well I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”

Cinder mulls this over for a second. “The bad.”

“There’s a powerful ‘nid ahead. A Zoanthrope if you know what that is.”

“Not a clue, but that sounds more like good news to me.”

You sigh deeply. “It’s a being that relies on massive amounts of psychic energy. Both offensively and defensively. It can melt tanks with its mind.”

“Well so can you and you’re hardly any trouble to handle.”

Sometimes you wonder if your plumage might get stuck poofed out one of these days. “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”

“Oh hush you love it. What’s the good news then?”

“The good news is I figured out where that corridor from before went. We could actually avoid the Zoanthrope, go around, and still end up on the right ‘path.’”

Acerea has remained quiet the entire time but chooses now to speak. “Maybe the disturbance in the boundaries of reality will dampen the being’s power? I kind of want to speak to it though. Imagine if I could…” She trails off, eyes slightly glazed over at the thought. You’re not sure that you’ll ever truly understand her odd obsession with the Tyranids.

> [1] To battle!
> [2] Go around
> [3] Make a collect call
> [4] Write in

>>35277342
>> [1] To battle!

We got this, right? This is still technically under our challenge rating since we're a goddamn Daemon Princess.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>35277342
[3] +[1]

Basically, go in with the idea of nabbing Acerea a new toy, but if it proves too much trouble, it's bug removal time!

>>35277368

We don't know how many Gaunts or w/e are guarding it. A big enough horde can distract us long enough for the thrope to get some nasty shit off.

>>35277342
>[3] Make a collect call
If it makes her happy. And our own bio-artillery sounbds mighty tempting.

Ah, we're back. I knew I wouldn't wake up at 4AM without a reason.
>>35277342
>3 collect call
I'm genuinely curious to see what Acerea has to say to it.

>>35277342
>[3] Make a collect call
Time to brush up on those Fellowship rolls again.

>>35277386
>>35277375
With these opinions in mind, may I suggest a strategy to bolster our rolls? We enter first with a big damn boom and lots of fireworks. Arcera chucks goop and slows down gaunts while tanking and allowing us to take out groups as Cinder makes a beeline for big bad Arty. How's that sound.

>>35277423
Silly Anon, the Daemonette-Sentai ARE bio-artillery!
But a good Tzeneechette has plans. This one is to make our both our friends happy at once: Acerea gets to talk to the 'nid, and Cinder gets to fight something that knows she's coming after the talking happens!

>>35277342
> [3] Make a collect call
> [1] To battle!
Give Ace a chance and perhaps we'll start the killing time

Collect call followed by Khornate Inquisition if need be.

Writing...

>>35277467
>>35277477
I like these.

>>35277475>>35277430 here. I guess I'll start namefagging.

>>35277342

“I could project your words or thoughts to it if you want,” you offer. The plaguebearer positively glows when she hears it, while Cinder just folds her arms and shakes her head. “Worst case Cinder here will just have to go introduce herself.”

“I like introducing myself, thank you very much. It’s always…” Her reply is cut short by her microbead beeping. She groans and opens the comm line. “What is it? ...You can’t be serious.”

“Problem with the rank and file?” you ask, trying to discern the half of the conversation you’re missing.

“Well where are you now? Any losses? No your pocket watch does not count as a loss. Sure I’ll speak with him.”

By now you’re just glaring at Cinder and waiting for her to explain. She finally mutes her microbead and brings a claw to her face. “Remember those Blood Ravens? They stopped the collection crew on their way out. Apparently I have SOMEONE competent among them because the Marines believe the group to be working for the Ordo Xenos. One of the Marines wants to speak to the ‘Madam Inquisitor,’ though.”

You try not to smirk. “Well you do that then while Acerea and I talk to her crush.”

The Khornate pinches the bridge of her nose, walks a couple of meters away, then reactivates her microbead. That just leaves you with Acerea and the Zoanthrope. It’s not all that hard to project a thought in the being’s direction. It’s just a question of how to approach it.

> [1] Let Acerea make that call
> [2] Introduce yourself and demand it swear fealty
> [3] Impress upon it just how powerful of a psyker you are and how listening to you is a good idea
> [4] Write in

>>35277502
Dude. Please fucking don't. It's late at night and your faculties are probably extremely fatigued. Drop the name, go to bed, and get some good sleep. Because I guarantee you that unless you spontaneously become a writefag or Artfriend of stunning competence, the name will just make you seem like more of a faggot and make other anons less willing to listen to you.

>>35277573
> [1] Let Acerea make that call

man I really want to know how =][= Cinder's talk with the magpies goes...

>>35277573
Shouldn't we try to establish contact meaningfully before we go straight to the bullying?

>>35277573
>[1] Let Acerea make that call

>>35277573
[1] Let Acerea make that call

Cinder is truly a paragon of restraint to both Inquisitors and Daemons of Khorne. I don't think the average specimen of either would still have a quarter of the "troops" Cinder has continually managed to refrain from killing.

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While we're on that subject: See this, what do?

Wonder what "gift" the Bloody Magpies will receive for diving into this hulk.

>>35277629
Poof our feathers in a display of dominance and win its loyalty with out distinct and colourful plumage.

>>35277629
Chuck it at a Space Marine. If it survives and the Marine doesn't, we can start considering not killing it on the spot.

>>35277633

Cinder makes it known that if they so much as TOUCH any of her shit, or even think about setting foot on her ships long enough to touch any of her shit, she will declare her entire chapter As "Fuckin' Heretic Astartes who are influenced by Slaanesh to touch things that don't belong to them" and hunt them to the brink of extinction.

Also I'm surprised that Ignitrix hasn't had thoughts or made subtle plans to touch wagging Khornette tail.

Acerea diplomancy it is.

Writing...

>>35277629
Comfort it.
It's not its fault tat it ins't popular.

And there we have it lads.
>>35277636
Tzeentch
>>35277733
Nurgle
>>35277650
Khorne
I'd throw in a Slaneesh opinion of my own but I don't want to be be put on anymore lists that I currently am on.