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September 2014
34646775REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 02Magic City Albioncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-05 20 
34655147REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 02 extra timeInto the eastern dungeoncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-05 14 
34788646REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 03We "invent" chess and discover something about cardscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-11 12 
34812320REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 04We use our soap empire to purchase Lyann's slave contract, tell our family about our powers, and start socializing with other students.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, chess, clubs2014-09-12 11 
34952703(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 05We invent the magical lightbulbcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-18 11 
34974670REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 06We are so enchanting now!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-19 10 
34985669REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 06 extra timeMeet Danren, meet Kalkahcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-20 10 
35108225REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 07We get an unobtanium pair of ankle cuffs for Lyann, learn to use fivine summons, and have fun with out sisterscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-25 7 
35114690REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 07 Extra TimeWe have a long argument about curses, and move forth a few months to start the new semester and go into the school dungeoncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-25 6 
35128549REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 08Mom finds out what we've been doing. We get spankind, Lyann gets spanked, Elli gets spankedcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann2014-09-26 7 
October 2014
35260292REBORN IN A RPG (The Quest thread) S01 Ep 09A wild Mako appears!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-02 6 
35280430REBORN IN AN RPG S01 EP10go on a trip to a nearby dwarf towncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, REBORN IN A RPG QUEST2014-10-03 6 
35404341(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 11We arrive at Opal, the dwarven capital of Stonewall Mountains, get Lyann a new set of clothes, get Honoria to Rune Knight level 1, and get a kingly giftcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-09 7 
35425350(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 12We rescue some missing slaves, and get Brass, a male wold-trobe beastmen, to join our groupcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-10 5 
35564215(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 13Neither the deepest dungeons nor the most phallus-shaped murdertrees stop us!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-16 5 
35584918(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 EP14We meet the flying dwarf, find dad is back home, and tell okaba about ourselves (and our ring). Also, Lyann starts getting cuddlycollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-17 3 
35594772(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 14 - extra time-We have a cuddly morning with Lyann, and then a nightmarish view of the world's underbelly. We buy/rescue Zoecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-17 5 
35573786Reborn in an RPG S01 EP13 Extra TimeLevel up time from defeating the massive phallus murder tree. collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-18 5 
35706160(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 15Zoe and Stella do some growing, some learning, some playing. We argue a lot about itcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-23 3 
35715510(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 15 -extra time-Dad adopts Zoe and Stellacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-23 5 
35726936(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 16We are back in Albion, and training hard! also, we discover a new spell trick, and realize mom is expecting twins!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-24 3 
35736827(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 16 - Extra TimeWe find out we are getting twin brothers, and await massive stat updates.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-25 3 
35758682(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 16 - Extra Time 2Mechanics and Card talks, Short Aura one shot of her daily life with Okaba collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-26 2 
35780480 (Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 16 - Extra Time 3Life of Ami and Mai when they left with Mako, rules, class and balance discussion. collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-28 2 
35854322(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 19We have an interview with a gnome, an old man, and a vampirecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-30 5 
35872732(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 20We put a stop to the new succubi's watergames, arrange for FABULOUS clothing for our sisters and Elli, and have another interview with the vempirecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-10-31 5 
November 2014
35994679(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 21As the war ends, we get new siblings, improve our relationship with Asmund, travel to Eopolis by skyship, and meet our cousin Alardcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-06 5 
36015518(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 22We go fishing, catch a crab, pick up the helmet and shield for our family set, and visit our ancestral homecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-07 5 
36056269(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 22.1System discussion, tricks and Cedric's war front journal collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-10 5 
36138763(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 23We take our best friends to the ball, and grandpa takes us to meet the popecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-13 5 
36159618(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 24We meet the lady again, who leaves with the promise of making us a whole job just for us!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-14 5 
36204386(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 24 extra timeWe end the visit to the beach and stop another kidnap attempt vs Makocollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-16 5 
36284704(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 25We track down and take down some spies, buy a cargo freighter rockit ship, and find a battery!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-20 3 
36305126(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 26Mana generators, automatic healing expenders, a whole new type of enchanting method, and cuddly mornings! it's a very busy schoolyearcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-21 5 
36427045(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 27Time flies when you try your hardest. Eldric's malehood has finally come alive. If Aura heard that she'd be so confusedcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-27 3 
36445264(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 28We discuss about the uses of our mana generator tech, decide to help Asmund, have a snowball fight with Mako, Honoria and Stella, and Lyann turns the tables on uscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-11-28 5 
December 2014
36564118(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 29We kidnap a queen along with her entire realm, and a dragon too!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-04 3 
36584219(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 30We advance our bee-boy relationships and acquire a bee princess to take with us. Also, xmascollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-05 5 
36699316(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 31We enjoy a date with Lyann, and prepare to take Mako home. Season end with our ship taking offcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-11 5 
36720259(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 32Onboard the Blazing Ember, we reach Al'Mohada and enjoy eating fish sticks with the little princesscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-12 4 
36835230(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Book 2 Ep3We dine with a pirate, fight some kidnappers, and catch a really big fishcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-18 4 
36854540(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 33Book 2 chapter 3: We arrive at the Eteral City, and have a steamy encounter (with death) in the hot springscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-19 4 
36971069(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S01 Ep 34We learn of the communist russia-like policies of the Regent Minister, of how he's trying to isolate the empress from the people, and that the shadows and imperial lions will obey the imperial family over anyone elsecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-25 3 
36985267(Quest Thread) Reborn in a RPG S01 EP36BOOK 2, CHAPTER 6, We confront the minister and then resolve Mako's visit home.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2014-12-27 4 
January 2015
37104453(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 01We finally have "the talk" with dad. He learns much.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-01 3 
37125620(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 02We worry and worry about our little sisters, talk with Ren, smooch Mako, and go into a brand new dungeon just to find our lab ransacked and Dawn kidnapped upon our returncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-02 4 
37242530(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 05We arrive in Sbastia and prepare to climb up the mortal kombat ladder.. I mean, the black spirecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-08 3 
37261685(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 06We finally take down Asmund's dad... right?collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-09 3 
37283828 He Said/She Said "It's Our New World" (Quest Thread S01 EP01)A straight lace cop from New Hope, a small american city, suddenly meets Elliezabella, a interdimensional nomad elf.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-10 5 
37392973(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 07We go out and enjoy the fashion and the horrible food of not-britain. Mako gets her first kiss and faintscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-15 2 
37416727(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 08A daring thief, Marcus, tries to rob our house. We finally tighten our ties and try to get stuff done in the chess clubcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-16 3 
37548767(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 09We finally make Aritsu happy, and decide to work on a golem. Also, someone makes awesome sheetscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-22 3 
37568227(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 10We actually go to work in the Heavenly Empirecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-23 2 
37703166(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 EP 11We have some cute, slightly lewd times at home, and then have a important talk with Okabacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-01-29 3 
February 2015
37858496(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 12We have fun taking some of the world's first photographs, decide to send grandpa as embassador to the eastern countries of the coalition, and start freer trade between the coalition and the empirecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-05 3 
37877553(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 13Snowfight, cutes, lewds, cute lewd and lew cutes, and chess.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-06 2 
38016951(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 14We discuss the future of Yellowleaves forest, take the bee faeries to level up, and Mako gets some date timecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-12 2 
38039427(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 15We finish our potatoe date with Mako, go hunt for materials for our golem, have some cutesy lewd with Lyann, and finally host the ball in our home in the empire. We also hear about a roaming monstercollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-13 2 
38171673(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 16We found froud in the empire, have everyone over for dinner, and discuss paper factories with the empresscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-19 2 
38193639(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 16We frustrate a plot to start a village of ewnslaved children, get our own island, and learn about a rampaging [ERROR] in the northcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-20 2 
38331236(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 17The Burning Ember finally reaches the empire and we begin investigating. Also, our golem asks about its own namecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-26 2 
38352384(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 18We finally fight the beastcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-02-27 3 
March 2015
38488739(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep19We help the villagers, build a field hospital, watch a girls-only night, and celebrate Zoe's 5th birthdaycollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-03-05 2 
38512333(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 EP20We visit some old friends, take Lyann out on a date, learn to create long range teleport platforms, and say goodbye to Okaba as he finally goes back home.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-03-06 1 
38651846Quest REBORN IN AN RPG s02 e21We get the peaches of immortality, the apples of immortality, and the cherries of immortality with cream. We also learn to reinforce objects with magic to change spells into ranged attacks that can use spell trickscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-03-12 3 
38675364(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep21HK-47 comes online, we learn metal bending(?) and go talk with Lazard.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-03-13 2 
38827406(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep 22Arlon is born, we start learning some spell tricks with Aritsu, and we send bee teams to investigate the eastern grasslands.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-03-20 3 
April 2015
39089479QUEST REBORN IN AN RPG S02 EP23 We continue training on the new spell trick and decide about our thesiscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-02 2 
39110671REBORN IN AN RPG S02 EP23We go around with Alard, Nisa, Erion and Mauricecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-03 2 
39238341Quest REBORN IN AN RPG S02 EP24We decide to go visit the orcs, at last, and take Brass, Python, Mako, Aritsu and Lyann with uscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-09 2 
39259441 REBORN IN AN RPG S02 EP25 We reach the orcs, buy some books, and help them with some thieves, finding a nest of harpiescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-10 3 
39382802 QUEST Reborn in an RPG S01 EP26We capture the halfling exploiting the harpies, and add the harpies to our menagerie. The possibility of turning them into bee carriers has been mentionedcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-16 2 
39402187QUEST Reborn in an RPG S02 EP27The harpies are added to Eldric's menagerie, we have a fun family evening, a bbq by the poolside, and invite Mako to spend the night. The shadows want to talk with Eldric about something importantcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-17 4 
39545219(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep26We have a short talk with Mako, go to the orc town and head out to stop some banditscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-24 3 
39667972(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep27 We send the harpies out, have bbq, name the smartest harpy as Nina, and locate the brigands secret base.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-04-30 2 
May 2015
39691400(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep28We take the alquian secret base, and Aritsu's first kissescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-05-02 2 
39808159(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep29 We are traveling towards Petak, the orcs capitalcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-05-07 2 
39828884 (Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S02 Ep30We get a cute salamander girl called Fahima, and reach Pelak, the orc's capital. We also have lewd times with Aritsu and Lyanncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-05-08 5 
July 2015
40967867(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep01We are back with season 3. We help the salamanders go back home and take a dragon subduing quest from the orc's adventurers guild.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-02 3 
40987374(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep02We add Tanis to our menagerie. She's a strong independant female dragon that don't need no mancollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-03 2 
41115691(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep03We walk without rythm, so we don't attract the Lava Wurm, and then kill it. The Salamanders are happy to go home, and give us a legendary ruby as rewardcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-09 1 
41135900QUEST REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP04Starting super late today, princess Aritsu shopping, minor lewdcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-11 1 
41260854Quest REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP05Wehave lunch inthe palace and get to workcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-16 2 
41281451(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep06We have our beach party, get swimsuits for everyone, and the QM gets banned for being too lewd with his picturescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-17 2 
41412062(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep07We get a bit less formal with Ren, have a nice morning Lyann, and usually just chillcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-07-23 2 
41431937(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep08We enjoy the beach fun, and receive news from Okaba. The trip to Heven is a go!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Aritsu2015-07-24 2 
41565336QUEST reborn in a RPG S03 EP09We spend the day chilling in the library, and plot to sell coca cola to the world! also learn about the existence of Baako and Kya, Okaba's brother and sistercollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-07-30 1 
41585083(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep10We meet duke Tapiwa, who rules the southern provinces of the country. We also will meet Baaka and Kya soon, it seems. Also, we did some softly lewd things to Atroma and got manhandled by Taniscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-07-31 1 
August 2015
41707735(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep11We talk with Heven's master of assassins, Okaba's sister, Kya, and have some cutesy time with Makocollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-08-06 1 
41728296(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep12We continue the Mako Night Out and then go to work. Some short lewds with Lyann, and then go to work with Okaba and meet count Kaascollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-08-07 1 
41851987(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep13We finish our discussion with count Kaas, and meet with Baaka, Okaba's older brother. We are also introduced to Zenith and Twilight, Baaka's succubus.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-08-13 1 
41869075(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep14We learn about Heven's culture, get into a threesome, and go to the beach.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-08-14 1 
42128276(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep15End of the beach day out, planning a royal wedding, some fun in the tub, and planning an expedition southcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-08-27 2 
42147424(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep16Off we go to Lapsiona! Also, we finally admonish Stellacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-08-28 3 
September 2015
42271269(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep17We cuddle with Zoe and Stella, and run into hundreds of [ERROR]S at the south of Hevencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-03 1 
42288412Quest REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP18We fight the [ERROR]s, go back to our home town, and decide to go deeper into Lapsionacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-04 1 
42417976Quest REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP19Just some chill time in a snowed castle with Zoe, Stella and the other girlscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-10 1 
42436196Quest REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP20Just cute times with Zoe, Stella and Atroma. And we begin a more master/pet relationship with Fahimacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-11 2 
42578996(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep21We explore the mining town, and find a spider beast person. Also, the mods deleted a postcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-18 3 
42702760(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep22We take Portia into the rockit ship and have some sweet moments with Lyann and Makocollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-24 3 
42718741(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep23Today it was all about lewd with Ren and the shadowscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-09-25 1 
October 2015
42833703(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep24We have a short talk with Aritsu and Lyann, then have dinner and stumble upon our succubusses friends depths of air headedness, and finally have a fun moment in the bedroomcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-01 2 
42849702(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep25We visit Lapsiona's northern town, look around, taste the local foods, and finally take our family to a public bathcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-02 2 
42960525(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep26Just a sidestory with our butler as protagonistcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-08 3 
42976397(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep26Aritsu and Lyann have a heart to heart and lip to ear timecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-09 2 
43088354(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep27We go into the frontier city of the spiderkins with Mako as our representative.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-15 2 
43105201(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep28We spend a leisure day talking with Stella, Portia, and Miel.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-16 2 
43216883(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep27Nice morning with Lyann, then a talk with Okaba, and going home to check the Albion Adventurer's Guild and Grumnir for equipmentcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-22 2 
43236045(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep29A rather calm day. We just sign up Aritsu as an adventurer in our party, pick up some quests, and go check on our little sisters and Portiacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-23 2 
43351126(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep30We dine with grandpa and our little sisters, then go to workcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-29 1 
43372013(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep031We go to the office and then have some cute and lewd life lessons with Rencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-10-30 1 
November 2015
43483663(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep031We arrive at Anelosimus, the spiderkin's capitalcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-05 1 
43501715(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep031We meet Cathleen, the colonel in charge of the troops in the spiderkin's capitalcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-06 3 
43608077(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep032We went back to the rockitship and analized whom to ally with in Lapsiona, as well as what we will offer to themcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-12 1 
43623521QUEST Reborn In An RPG S03 Ep032We help Lyann in washing up the girls, enjoy some pancakes with jam, assign everyone's jobs and go back home to introduce Portia to her new familycollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-13 1 
43723633QUEST Reborn In An RPG EP032We go back to Albion, get some typical goods, stop by home, visit Brass, go to a new dungeon's entrance, and finally go back to the shipcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-19 2 
43739048QUEST Reborn In An RPG EP033We meet with Tepidario III, king of Lapsiona, Sir Henzi Alphonol invites you to dinner in a few days, we get some [High Silk], and decide on some very seriously lewd stuffcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-21 1 
43840497(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep033We come back from the baths. Zoe is mad at Eldric because Eldric is a dummycollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-11-26 3 
43853805(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep034A day in the life of Wolfric Lightbringer, as he deals with petty nobles and a government that doesn't want the responsibility to govern.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako, Reborn in an RPG Quest2015-11-27 1 
December 2015
43965095(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep035We recue Lyra, the siren, and evolve the harpiescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-03 1 
43982729(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep036We go to sleep with a lot of tiny chicks and wake up with a lot of hot chicks. More importantly, we decide on a gold coin's thickness as a 1mm standardcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-04 1 
44109299QUEST Reborn In An RPG S03 EP037We order clothes for our Harpies and invent high heelscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-11 2 
44227240(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep038We spend the day with Aritsu, and go to the university library in the endcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-17 1 
44246633QUEST Reborn In An RPG S03 EP039We have a bedtime Talk with Stella and Zoe and learn more of Aritsu's culturecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-18 1 
44360190(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep040We make some deals for resources at the Baron's ball. We also learn that Stella actually helps around the house sometimescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-24 6 
44485412(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep041We finish the ball and go take a look at the Alquian ships in the harbor a few hours south from where we arecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2015-12-31 1 
January 2016
44502589QUEST Reborn In An RPG S03 EP042We sneak abord an Alquian ship and learn some thing surprising.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-01 2 
44626085QUEST Reborn In An RPG S03 EP043Eldric spends some time with Mako, Lyann gets jealous, and he informs his friends of the Alquian magic turbines.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-07 1 
44644194(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep044We spend a morning with Lyann, then go to work on the evening, and ready for a ball in the night.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-08 1 
44771647Reborn In An RPG S03 EP45We meet the Lapsionian King. Behold his works, ye mighty, and despair!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-14 20 
44792163(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep46We finally take Miel and her daugther to level 100. Some of the harpies tag along for the ride, too!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-15 2 
44920598QUEST Reborn In An RPG S03 EP047We begin heading for the Black Lake learn about patents and spend the night unwinding.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-21 1 
45070318(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep048Family dinner, pretty nicecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-28 1 
45089361Reborn In An RPG S03 EP49Ellie's child, Arlon, is brought back from the ether! we spend a day in family, have a lewd trip to Blacklake, and arrive at Blacklakecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-01-29 2 
February 2016
45214509Reborn In An RPG S03 EP50We see our toilets installed, and spend some time with Rencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-04 1 
45232157Reborn In An RPG S03 EP51We buy the patent for the magic stones, help Yin move in to our place in Mantequira, and end our vacations in family.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-05 1 
45358455(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep052We start a conversation with Ren and Mako about the futurecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-11 1 
45495999(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep053A new school year starts. Dawn makes us bleed for our SCIENCE!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-18 1 
45513852(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep054We talk with Aldo Brooks, dwarf researcher, and... Zoe confesses her feelings for Eldric!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-19 1 
45636888Reborn In An RPG S03 EP55We settle things with Zoe, and begin researching into a way to trigger the [ERROR]s phase reactioncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-25 1 
45656919(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep056We had too much plot so we are having lewd and SoL this timecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-02-26 1 
March 2016
45778386(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep057We accept Gina into our lab staff, then have a very lewd time with Miel and her daughtercollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-03 1 
45941352Reborn In An RPG S03 EP059We get a delivery at school and visit our last candidatecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-11 1 
46075115Reborn In An RPG S03 EP60We get our lab started and introduce Kya to Rencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-17 1 
46094026(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep061We spend time with Lyann. Nina, and Stella, then get ready to spend the day with Rencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-18 1 
46224570(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep062we spend the morning with Ren feeding fish, teaching her to swim, and have a romantic lunchcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-24 1 
46244562(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep063We finish Ren off (a lot), then continue working in the labcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-25 1 
46375197(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep064we get gets to see Stella's first day at military academy as she makes friends.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-03-31 1 
April 2016
46394168(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep065Lewd training with Lyann & Aritsu, family visits over, and we become a plumber. Mama mia!collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-01 1 
46523547(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep065.5"Stella: Cockblocker extraordinaire." We also decide to round up some succubus and repopulate our town.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-07 1 
46544813(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep066In the Dungeon, noone can hear you evolvecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-08 1 
46671430(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep067we get our Pets some bling and have a cute evening with Zoecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-14 2 
46692130(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep068Eldric balances the budget, takes a glance at the monsters in the hearts of men, and rents out a bird bath.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-15 2 
46814789(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep069Romance in the workplace is a man's romance. Relaxing lewd times in the baths.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-21 1 
46836429(Quest Thread) Reborn in an RPG S03 Ep070We embrace Tanis, rename harpy sassassin 2 as Pamela, and make some decisions on the lab.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-22 2 
5529REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP71We go inaugurate the alchemical furnace, have fun at home, and promise to go to the adventurer's guild with Athenacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-04-28 2 
May 2016
66850REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP72Eldric pushes the boundaries of science, Dawn gets stuck in an air vent.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-05-05 1 
118114REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP73a loving dinner and the start of Miel's world tourcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-05-12 2 
154263REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP74We talk about nation building and finally tell Lyann about our previous lifecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-05-19 2 
185971REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP75Zoe becomes twin-tailed, and we start our experiments to find our inner monsters. Turns out that dwarves have fursonas.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-05-26 2 
June 2016
217595REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP76We learn about the Sundered evolution, and talk to general Li, then head off to play with Mako.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-06-03 2 
240076REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP77We deliver Alonso, set a date with Mai, learn about monster spawn problems, and go out with our baby brother.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-06-10 2 
265582REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP78We learn about the relationship between cities and monsters. We welcome Mai unto our arms.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-06-16 2 
294602REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP79Grandfather explains everything. We still think he's crazycollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-06-24 2 
July 2016
321020REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP80Science of love and Love of sciencecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-07-01 1 
344500REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP81We go back to the level grind, our future succubus assistant turns out to be a liberal arts major, and Eldric gets framed for honey theft.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-07-09 2 
369925REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP82Playing at the beach with beautiful girls, Eldric invents the waterslide. Groom training is once again a success.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-07-15 1 
394714REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP83Eldric picks up his childhood toys, plays wingman for his little brother, and takes Lyann on a date.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-07-26 1 
420493REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP84We get Kiani and Aurora as our newest petscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-07-31 1 
August 2016
443524REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP85An old man by the sea ( Alim Al Safi ars Maj al Din )collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-08-05 3 
462959REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP86All night train. This train has no breakscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-08-18 1 
485778REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP87We meet and add Fleur to the Menageriecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-08-22 1 
506916REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP88Eldric drags world leaders along into a dungeon of mirrors, and beats up their lookalikes.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-08-30 1 
September 2016
526341REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP89We take our friendly princesses to a dungeon pic niccollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-09-06 3 
544514REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP90We assign Atroma and Tanis as party leaders, then check on their progresscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-09-10 1 
574391REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP91Atruma and Tanis, party leaders and big sisters for the Petscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-09-22 2 
609620REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP92Beach time fun with friends and family.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-09-29 1 
October 2016
637954REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP93The dragon girls are rewarded, Lyann, Aritsu, and Dawn have a steamy conversation against the backdrop of the Cookie Wars.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-10-02 3 
672278REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP94Baths, uniforms and teleporterscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-10-13 2 
696655REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP95Testing our manor's new furniture with Aritsu, holding hands with Yin, and checking on the Albion orphanage collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-10-18 2 
728073REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP96House-training our plant and having a full course of Dawn.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-10-26 1 
756442REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP97Playing with Dawncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-10-29 1 
November 2016
787656REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP98We visit the other Orphanagecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-11-10 2 
811548REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP992nd base with Mako, all Alquia's base are belong to us with Rencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-11-12 3 
837986REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP100Talking with Lyann about slaves and the first half of dinner with our future elven in-lawscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-11-23 2 
864371REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP101We finish discussing how to bribe politicians with our elven in-laws.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-11-28 1 
December 2016
892550REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP102Eldric gets updates on the Dimensional Probe and Alquian army.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-12-07 1 
915373REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP103Experimenting with time dilation and Stella's school days part two.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2016-12-13 2 
January 2017
987069REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP104New Journal functions and Succubus LOEV sandwichcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-01-05 1 
1011383REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP105Succubus society restored we set sail with the Dawncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-01-12 1 
1038604REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP106Zoe's notes, fiancée fun and a trip to grandpascollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-01-19 1 
February 2017
1091629REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP108[ERROR] biology is confusingcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-02-02 1 
1120475REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP109New feature unlockedcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-02-05 1 
1145872REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP110Introducing Tiencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-02-10 2 
1167549REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP111Bird baths and training fish.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-02-23 1 
March 2017
1199191REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP112From baths to beachescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-03-02 1 
1222240REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP113Alard and Stella's big journey - The beginning. Also, finding Ami.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-03-09 2 
1246986REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP114Eldric brings the cowgirls homecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-03-16 1 
1274332REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP115Probe Launched, probe eatencollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-03-23 1 
1296638REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP116atmospheric and biologic studiescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-03-30 1 
April 2017
1317843REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP117The Imouto's new dresscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-04-05 1 
1342237REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP118Tech-tree unlockedcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-04-12 1 
1362927REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP119The Baba Yetu chaptercollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-04-15 1 
1383628REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP120Nina goes to work at the capitalcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-04-27 1 
May 2017
1407953REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP121Working up a research net in an RPG worldcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-05-03 1 
1427689REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP122Administrative Work Advancecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-05-11 1 
1448533REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP123Lyann's candlelight dinner with her past.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-05-17 1 
1473225REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP124We take advantage of a workplace romance, improve on feminine needs products, put our succubi pets to work, and learn the cows can farmcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-05-25 1 
June 2017
1500597REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP125Evolving Birdscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-06-01 1 
1524280REBORN IN AN RPG S03 EP126Battle of sky and seacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-06-07 1 
1552096REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP001Arrival at Alquia (Mako's Dynamic Entry)collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-06-15 1 
1575433REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP002Setting in the palace (Reincarnated succubus Carmilla)collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-06-21 1 
1601387REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP003Succubus Nikita Getcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-06-29 1 
July 2017
1623904REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP004Apon (Germ) theory progressescollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-07-06 1 
1643466REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP005Nikita now Sikya settles incollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-07-13 1 
1663412REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP006Lyann and Aritsu training. Ren tours the Jade Island demon invasion point.collective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-07-16 1 
1686658REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP007Hard work and a napcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-07-27 1 
August 2017
1713145REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP008Sleeping with Zoe, and working on magical dakkacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-08-03 1 
1737308REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP009Family tour of the Keep, and checking where to put wind turbines in Eopoliscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-08-10 1 
1759914REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP010Boat rides and gryphonscollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-08-18 1 
1785182REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP011Family dinnercollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-08-24 1 
September 2017
1803861REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP012A slow morning in Mako's palacecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-09-01 1 
1829719REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP013We move a peach (tree) and work in Mako's courtcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-09-08 1 
1849210REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP014Succubus villlage check-upcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-09-15 1 
1867936REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP015Flying fortress Iserlohncollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-09-21 1 
October 2017
1909977REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP016Spicy lunch date with Miel and Mako in the Orc capitalcollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-10-05 1 
1933447REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP017Meeting the Iserlohn’s generals, taking pictures, admiring its main guns and Sykiacollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-10-12 1 
1958293REBORN IN AN RPG S04 EP018Alquian responsibilities get, Miel timecollective game, Eldric Lightbringer, Lyann, Mako2017-10-19 1 
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