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2021-12-12:

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
July 2009
5250103Shodan mentors CortanaWhat began as an intelligent discourse on Shodan's sentience and underlying motivations immediately devolved into a 'hawt' AI-on-AI Lez Librarian SlashFic."SHODAN, System Shock, Cortana, Halo, LezSlash, Deep Thinking, Sentience, Componants"2009-07-25 9 
August 2012
20169600Big Boy Blue Writer ReturnsMore stories of crazy things to happen introducing Roomie. And a funny storyBBB, That Guy, Roomie, SLAS, Fiction?2012-08-04 21 
May 2013
24790756Slash Gordon!fa/tg/uy discovers a giant inflatable Ultramarine selling mobile homes by his houseUltrasmurfs, Slash Gordon, WTF, Best Value, lawsuit, heresy2013-05-13 60 
24931320SLASH!!!! AwwwWWWwwwwwwFigurine of Slash GordonSlash Gordon, Adaptus Estates, Warhammer 40k2013-05-20 33 
November 2016
751298Slasher Quest: The Cenotaph SlayerThe test run of a new Slasher Skirmish game system. A Halloween party must struggle to survive a spirit of vengeance.Collective Game, Slasher Quest, Questguy, Horror, Halloween, Skirmish, Prototype2016-11-03 -10 
764043Slasher Quest: Camp Red Water part 1Edition 0 of Slasher Skirmish. Camp Counselors vs immortal wizards with the souls of children on the line!Collective Game, Slasher Quest, Questguy, Horror, Halloween, Skirmish, Prototype2016-11-08 -9 
January 2017
969319Slasher Quest: Cabin of Carnage 1Its slay-bell season in this installation of Slasher Quest. 4 teenagers. 1 private island. 1 killer dressed as Santa Claus.Collective Game, Questguy, Slasher Quest, Slasher, Holiday, Christmas, Santa2017-01-05 1 
July 2017
1656074Slasher Villain Quest/qst/ plays the role of the villain in a slasher movie and hilarity ensues.Collective Game, Villain, Slasher, Movie2017-07-12 3 
1677516Slasher Villain Quest Episode IIThe grand adventures of /qst/'s chosen slasher villain continue, now with more spooking, shouting and... waiting?Collective Game, Villain, Slasher, Movie2017-07-27 1 
August 2017
1712827Slasher Villain Quest Episode IIITorture happens, some words are exchanged between Molar and the local law enforcement, plans are made for crashing of a rich kids' party.Collective Game, Villain, Slasher, Movie2017-08-09 1 
November 2018
3005750The Thing in the WoodsA group of teenagers go camping in the woods and strange things start to happen. How many of them will survive to return home?The Thing in the Woods, Horror, Slasher, Modern, Oneshot, Cryptid, CryptidQM2018-11-01 6 
3015612Slasher KillerA final girl who survived a slasher attack dedicates herself to hunting down and killing other slashers.Slasher Killer, Halloween, Horror2018-11-04 5 
April 2019
3437110Outsiders Invasion Quest #1The hack and slash adventure of Alfonzo Robella in a world being invaded by demons, which was cut short by bad luck with the dice.#outsiders #invasion #quest #demons #hackandslash2019-04-25 2 
November 2019
3889492Slasher Killer 2The survivor of Blackwell Asylum dedicates herself to a new cause, while in the dark woods of the Ozarks, a hunter stalks his prey.Slasher Killer, Halloween, Horror2019-11-02 6 
June 2020
4286317The CabinSix college freshman goes to an isolated cabin in Michigan. Strange things begin to happen.The Cabin, Horror, Slasher, Collective Game, Explicit, Murder, Thriller2020-06-28 5 
November 2020
4506798Slasher Killer 2.5Sarah and Grace prepare for their showdown with the Hunter.Slasher Killer, Halloween, Horror2020-11-27 1 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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