oh jeez man, my sides

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>>24931320
11/10

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>>24931320

THANK THE EMPEROR, those heretics were trying to corrupt people with their super low rate variable mortgages!

>>24931320
I don't get it.

>>24931320
ALL OF MY SIDES!

Didn't put it together until I read >>24931680

10/10 OP

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>>24931690
Been pretty much the running joke of the month on /tg/

Yeah, this is mandatory:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24931320/

>>24931320
(Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary real estate market upsets)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(What's happening Slash?)
(Only CEO Hans Zarkhov, formerly at Savills, has provided any explanation)

>>24931715
What the fuck is this

God dammit guys stop having fun when I'm not around.

>>24931690

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Slash_Gordon

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FOOLS! CHAOS OFFERS MUCH BETTER DEALS.

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I feel he's more fitting as an Imperial Fist...

>>24931782
I don't know, I still think I'd prefer to pay with money instead of my soul...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIVpMXHqlk

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>>24931857
YOUR SOUL CAN EASILY BE REBOUGHT, AT A 5% APR.

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DO MY OFFERINGS OF A LOWER PRICE NOT APPEASE THE WORSHIPERS OF THE CORPSE GOD?

>>24932506

Not at the interest rate you quoted me.

best titan ccw EVER. Beat the fuck out that chaos war hound titan with a pos redneck mobile home

>>24931715
This is the first I am hearing of this as I've been on a boat for the past few weeks. I have to ask: How the fuck is this legal?

>>24934416
What they don't know son, what they don't know.

>>24934416
Nobody knows. We're waiting for the inevitable lawsuit.

>>24934444
Also the people who own Slash Gordon are one of the major players in real estate, while GW is...GW. Who the fuck knows how this will go down.

>>24934438
>>24934444
I... I see. T-thanks.

>>24934474
what if the Slash folk wins the lawsuit, forcing GW to recreacte the Space Marines's looks?

>>24934485
The biggest problem with this is that Flash LOOKS a lot like a Space Marine, specifically one of the Ultrasmurfs. However, the defining points as to whether or not GW can do shit is if a RV, a chest emblem, altered pauldrons, and a goddamn winning smile are a enough of a difference.

If GW lost, they would have to accept the fact that they can't sue anyone they please for having a blue space marine. Unfortunately, Slash is an almost identical copy to Ultrasmurfs so GW would probably walk away victorious.

>>24931855
But only those of Ultramarine stock truly know the workings of the Codex Estates.

I had to look this up, but dear god ...

http://www.landmarkcreations.com/lmcatalog/line18/detail/L3108

New space smurf stats:
> Length: 8'
> Width: 12'6"
> Height: 20'
> Weight: 110 lbs

>>24931320
Made a habitual lurker reply/10

I love you.

>>24936830
So wait, we can order one of these???? Someone needs to call and get a price quote.

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>>24931320

No words.

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>>24931715
This is the best thing I have seen on /tg/ this year.

Someone please write a SCP entry about this thing.

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>>24931320
What is that OP? A house for ants? It must be... 3x that size

Brokerage Brothers!

Sales Marines! Today, we are at the enemy's door!

Our neighbourhood has been prepared in the event that the enemy should be so bold and foolish. We have placed numerous realtors, allowing for multiple, simultaneous, and devastating defensive deep savings.

The Codex Estates names this manoeuvre "Steal Pricing."

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OP here,
Thanks for all the love!

My crew and I are going to Gamesday this year. Should we enter Slash Gordon into the Golden Deamon contest to achieve maximum GW butthurt?

Thought/comments/opinions?

>>24938603
YES. HOLY FUCK YES.

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>>24938603

Do it, photo it, and achieve maximum internet cred.

>>24938603
Do it and throw it up on youtube.

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>>24938603
DO IT FRIENDOT

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>>24938603
Uh, Duh. You obviously should.

>>24931855
"The Codex Astartes does approve of this action."

>>24941478
>"The Codex Estates does approve of this transaction."
FTFY

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>>24938603

DO IT

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>>24937217
bravo anon. take this monkey riding a beholder.

Oh boy.....

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Okay, Slash Gordon is getting packed up to visit that dirty south. I'll post pics and video links here for all to enjoy.

The event is still a while away, and the joke will mostly likely be old and stale by then, but fuck it. I'm committed.

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Is it really that funny? Answer is no.

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>>24943890
Make haste, worshiper of the corpse god.

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>>24944016

>>24944016
Honestly, a thread with over forty posts before some humorless faggot starts crying about WRONGBADFUN might set new /tg/ record.

>>24943890

We'll be waiting, godspeed.

>>24944016
boards.4chan.org/v/

>>24943890
I look forward to hearing about it.

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>>24935329

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>>24938603
Do it

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>>24931320
OH LAWDY, LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A DOUBLE-WIDE DISCOUNT BOLTER!

>>24931320
Has anyone come up with stats for him in game?

>>24946481
Well since he's got a name he's at least:

WS 5/BS 5/S 4/T4/W 3/I 5/A 3/Ld 10/Sv 3+

As to the specifics of the wargear...discuss.

>>24946620
Wargear
Double-wide Discount Bolter (as Twinlinked Stormbolters)

bumping for a discount

>>24946620
Special Rule: The Discounter

All units, models, wargear, ect, in the same army cost 1 point less to purchase.

>>24931320
Ahahahahah, amazing, anon.
As a part of that thread, I feel special. You should feel double-special. Nice.

>>24949310
Special Rule: We're Slashing!

Slash Gordon and any unit of Broker Brothers he joins ignore all armor saves, as none can withstand the might of Slash when he's on a roll

>>24949445
Updated his wiki page, added Artificer Armor and the option to add an Iron Halo.

He can be added to your Adaptus Estates army for the low low price of 119 points.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Adeptus_Estates

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>>24936830
It gets worse
Or better

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>>24950437

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>>24950437
Oh wow, this can't be legal. I kinda wanna fill it with helium and have it hovering above my house.

>>24952472
Make it a jump-pack beakie, and you're set.

has anyone got a price quote yet

>>24931320
>>24938603
>>24943890

/tg/, I love you. You have made my day.

Naturally, Slash Gordon has an ally in a flock of Kroot when he saved them from evil Tau developers who wanted to turn their nesting grounds into a housing subdivision. He did this by masterfully employing their own environmental protection regulations against them, as the Kroot had integrated into the local ecosystem.

He was inclined to distrust them at first, but over the course of the case, he became close friends with their bombastic leader, and on many occasions, unsuspecting enemies have suffered aerial attacks, with the only warning being a scream of "DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!".

(Maybe Vespid would work better, since they actually have wings and fly, and are implied to be mind-controlled rather than employed.)

>>24952472
>wasting our limited and rapidly depleting supplies of helium on that of all things

You... you... double nigger!

Welp, the photos have been removed from the LandMarkCreations website.

So comes an ignominious end to the Adeptus Estates ....

http://www.landmarkcreations.com/lmcatalog/line18/detail/L1828

It's still online. order yours now.

>>24954814
But that's the non-realestate version ...

>>24954988
so just green stuff it to the Estates version

>>24931755
Well, shit.

Shouldn't this guy be gigantonormous in size?

>>24952472
>>one

minimum squad is five brah

So how long before GW unleashes their endless legion of lawyers?

>>24955248
They don't have an endless legion of lawyers. amusingly they were recruiting for a copyright lawyer just after the mess with Chapterhouse started.

They just have a bunch of jobsworths in the C&D spam mail department.

>>24931320
This is
The most fun I've had on /tg/ for quite some time

>>24931320

So, can we confirm Slash Gordon as one of the mystery primarks?

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>>24957214
That's because it's one of the best things to come out of /tg/ in a long while.

>>24954363
You are right.

I need an entire squad.

>>24954363
do you know how helium is made?
You liquefy air under low temperature, fraction distille it and voila! Liquid oxygen, nitrogen and precious gasses

>>24959596
Dude, you have to go force org. Two troops and an HQ.

Now all we need are some giant count as nids.

>>24959952
Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube mans.

>>24960052
Perfect .

Next thanksgiving I vote we derail the Macy's parade with our game.

I'm gonna start making giant dice out of industrial sized cardboard boxes.

>>24959596
And don't forget some transports. The company that made Slash says they will do custom commissions. So a couple of rhinos are not out of the question .

Not that I would visit a Gamesday but if I did, I would probably have a mental breakdown if I would see that one up for voting

>>24959795
Nope. Helium is currently mined, and the supplies are running out.

>>24961587
Can't we just siphon the sun or something?

>>24963691
Nah, we could find some closer. It's actually the most plentiful element in the universe...Earth just has very little of it.

Prospectors are checking to see if the Moon has any, moon rocks came back and said it not only had Helium but Helium-3 you use in Cold Fusion which is really friggin rare on the Earth. All the stuff which we recovered of Helium-3 to date came mostly from asteroids.

>>24963752
So how long until we get actual fusion power plants?

>>24964003
not for a while yet.

OP here once again,

It looks like this thread is about over, but this has been my single most entertaining moment with you elegan/tg/entlemen. Thanks to all of you and a special thanks to the kind anon who archived this thread for the glory of fixed APR financing,

The Emperor smiles upon you all.