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[#] DORF FORT ELLPEE
02:59am EDT - 10/19/2008

Alright, because I'm a huge dumb, I'm going to be doing a DORF FORT LP for all you lovely people. However, there are going to be a few changes to how it's going to be played.

  1. Kobold Fort, because ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL I NEED MORE is only fun for so long.
  2. Legendary Lands mod, which is essentially hard mode for combat. Also, more civs, megabeasts, creatures, items, etc
  3. Minnimal traps, since traps are pretty much the most broken defense item in the game. HALLWAY FILLED WITH STONE TRAPS, ENJOY BEING INVULNERABLE FOREVER.
  4. No ranged weapons, since they come in at a close second. PEW PEW YOUR HEAD WAS PIERCED.
  5. Melee only.
  6. Final Destination.

This is also going to be an explanation thing for people who struggle with the game, since I like to think of myself as being somewhat competent at playing.

Everyone is welcome to suggest particular worlds, or embark sites that they want me to start on, or other mods to add. People can also reserve a named Kobold (If I can figure out what the fuck is wrong with translating for Kobolds :\), although keep in mind that unless you get in the starting seven, or I really need someone with your profession later on, you're most likely going to end up in suicide wrestling squad and die when an champion wielding a sword cuts out your throat in training.

I'll also be open to suggestions regarding crazy projects, like giant magma skull, giant tower, orbital cannons and the like, so feel free to yell at me if you want to suggest something.

~CAPSLOCKGUY

EVEN IN DORF FORTRESS, F O E

Comments

1 CAPSLOCKGUY
03:25am UTC - 10/19/2008 [X]
Or, if you want, I can play Human fort or something, if you really want.

Just no Dorfs.


2 Lord Licorice
03:56am UTC - 10/19/2008 [X]
YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO REPLY TO YOUR OWN POST

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS


3 Kagrenac
06:36pm UTC - 10/19/2008 [X]
DWEMER FORT

Also, has anyone seen my tools?


4 HiddenKrypt
09:08am UTC - 10/20/2008 [X]
Writefag here, I'm SO in.


5 Issyl
12:18pm UTC - 10/20/2008 [X]
I want to play Dunmer Fort. MORROWIND FORTRESS.


6 CAPSLOCKGUY
06:59am UTC - 10/21/2008 [X]
TOO LATE I ALREADY STARTED AND RECORDED THE FIRST EPISODE WHILE TIRED AND HUNGOVER.


7 Anonymous
12:39pm UTC - 2/28/2011 [X]
Settle near an elf retreat and build a fully wooden fort. Trees near retreats grow much faster.


 

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