She appears to be a normal cook except she dresses like a sorceress sorceress, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is bright pink and she wears it just like sailor moon, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a chaos cultist in search of her kidnapped sister and she will fight her enemies with the power to breathe fire or to take the shape of anyone she fucks.
Her friends and enemies call her Lightmistress Heavymountain!
Her constant companion is a young ancient fertility goddess who is also her personal trainer.
Her favored weapon is a ancient freezing poleaxe which acts as a phylactery for her soul.
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