She appears to be a normal nurse except she dresses like a bloody nurse sorceress, her eyes produce blood instead of tears when she cries and her hair is blonde with red highlights and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-foxgirl.
She is the daughter of the president who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to connect any machine directly to her brain or to correct grammar in any language.
Her friends and enemies call her Dayhammer Murdersong!
Her constant companion is a special needs enslaved vampire who is also her means of transport.
Her favored weapon is a dragonbone conscious flamethrower which shines bright like the sun.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!