She appears to be a normal lawyer except she dresses like a commando soldier pirate, her eyes reflects your soul when you look into them and her hair is bright pink and glows in the dark, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.
She is a secret agent born from a scientific experiment gone wrong and she will fight her enemies with the power to belch poisonous clouds or to transform into a tiger.
Her friends and enemies call her Stareyes Murderblossom!
Her constant companion is a huge spirit vampire who is also secretly in love with her.
Her favored weapon is a ancient unbreakable katana which will cut through any material.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!