Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal lawyer except she dresses like a catgirl elf, her eyes are so intense that she can frighten demons with a stare and her hair is black with streaks of white and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a megalomaniac from another planet and she will fight her enemies with the power to re-animate the dead as her slaves or to rip up trees and hit people with them.
Her friends and enemies call her Peacefur Sorrowegg!
Her constant companion is a hyperactive ancient dog who is also the phylactery of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a steam-powered darksteel guitar-axe which will automatically protect her friends.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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