She appears to be a normal pirate except she dresses like a sorceress gestapo officer, her eyes are multifaceted and her hair is bright orange and reflects the night sky, but secretly she is actually a half-fire-elemental.
She is a scientific experiment gone wrong who has lived for over 1000 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to correct grammar in any language or to call for a precision air-strike.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovecreator Swallowpetal!
Her constant companion is a enslaved psychic vietnam veteran who is also herself from the future.
Her favored weapon is a magical ancient sword which will automatically protect her friends.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!