Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal single mother except she dresses like a Inuit pirate, her eyes are like portals into the abyss and her hair is blonde with red highlights and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-demon.
She is a megalomaniac from another planet and she will fight her enemies with the power to remote controlled kitten-bombs or to chew through any metal.
Her friends and enemies call her Peacetits Starlightblossom!
Her constant companion is a psychic enslaved werewolf who is also her best friend forever.
Her favored weapon is a golden darksteel poleaxe which makes anyone hit with it her slave.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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