She appears to be a normal single mother except she dresses like a druidess sorceress, her eyes glows with arcane power and her hair is brown and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a living time-bomb whose blood is the cure for cancer and she will fight her enemies with the power to re-animate the dead as her slaves or to correct grammar in any language.
Her friends and enemies call her Dragonmistress Rageblossom!
Her constant companion is a special needs enslaved mecha who is also her lover.
Her favored weapon is a golden spirit magnum which absorbs all light around her.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!