She appears to be a normal woman except she dresses like a foxgirl catgirl, her eyes have one blue and one green iris and her hair is five different shades of red and can be used as a whip, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.
She is a chaos cultist who is the last of her kind and she will fight her enemies with the power to talk to wild animals or to summon meteor strikes by playing on a magical flute.
Her friends and enemies call her Cancerbringer Thunderblossom!
Her constant companion is a special needs enslaved angel who is also her soulmate.
Her favored weapon is a legendary glowing chainsaw which can restore the life of good persons.
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