Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal journalist except she dresses like a pole dancing gangsta, her eyes are like portals into the abyss and her hair is navy blue and she wears it just like Yotsuba, but secretly she is actually a half-dragon.
She is a lost time-traveler created to be the next step in mankind's evolution and she will fight her enemies with the power to transform her limbs into firearms or to summon the angel of war.
Her friends and enemies call her Daytits Deathbird!
Her constant companion is a talking befriended xenomorph who is also both her mother and father.
Her favored weapon is a magical darksteel machine gun which will eventually evolve into a twice as powerful weapon.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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