She appears to be a normal singer except she dresses like a sorceress construction worker, her eyes have rainbow colored irises and her hair is five different shades of red and can magically transform into poisonous snakes to protect her, but secretly she is actually a half-orc.
She is a space traveler in search of her kidnapped sister and she will fight her enemies with the power to mutate plants with a touch or to make puppies appear anywhere.
Her friends and enemies call her Firelover Soultree!
Her constant companion is a friendly murderous super saiyan who is also her mentor.
Her favored weapon is a freezing darksteel chainsaw which captures the souls of those she slay.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!