She appears to be a normal woman except she dresses like a skateboarder construction worker, her eyes shines like the sun when she is happy and her hair is neon-green and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-fire-elemental.
She is a secret agent with no memory of her childhood and she will fight her enemies with the power to belch poisonous clouds or to corrupt unicorns.
Her friends and enemies call her Nightclaw Lightstar!
Her constant companion is a amorous angsty werewolf who is also the phylactery of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a blessed dragonbone spear which is covered in glowing runes.
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