She appears to be a normal sumo wrestler except she dresses like a witch catgirl, her eyes are surrounded by tiny ice crystals because they are so cold and her hair is white and has a wild bushy goth look to it, but secretly she is actually a half-unicorn.
She is a mysterious orphan created to be the next step in mankind's evolution and she will fight her enemies with the power to mutate plants with a touch or to summon the angel of war.
Her friends and enemies call her Darkhair Heavybranch!
Her constant companion is a young Mexican neckbearded man who is also one of her failed experiments.
Her favored weapon is a magical demonic scissor which can be made invisible at her will.
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