She appears to be a normal sumo wrestler except she dresses like a witch mad scientist, her eyes are multifaceted and her hair is neon-green and is so flexible and strong that a single hair can be used to make bowstrings, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.
She is a mysterious orphan in search of true love and she will fight her enemies with the power to charge into battle riding specially trained battle-retards or to heal any living creature.
Her friends and enemies call her Magicender Cherrybird!
Her constant companion is a flying special needs wizard who is also her best friend forever.
Her favored weapon is a silver freezing staff which strikes fear into the heart of evildoers.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!