Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal mechanic except she dresses like a J-pop star druidess, her eyes glows with arcane power and her hair is colored like peacock feathers and reflects the night sky, but secretly she is actually a half-Na'vi.
She is an amnesiac foretold in ancient prophecies and she will fight her enemies with the power to shoot lightning with her third eye or to make puppies appear anywhere.
Her friends and enemies call her Unicornhammer Thunderblossom!
Her constant companion is a depressed angsty fertility goddess who is also her bondage slave.
Her favored weapon is a self-replicating conscious katana which absorbs all light around her.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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