She appears to be a normal scientist except she dresses like a witch gangsta, her eyes are surrounded by tiny ice crystals because they are so cold and her hair is pitch black and is worn as a mohawk, but secretly she is actually a half-fire-elemental.
She is a secret agent cursed by God and she will fight her enemies with the power to ride wild animals or to transform her limbs into firearms.
Her friends and enemies call her Thunderstealer Cherryviolator!
Her constant companion is a friendly enslaved giant who is also a figment of her imagination.
Her favored weapon is a blessed freezing minigun which will imprison anyone damaged by it in a parallel dimension.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!