She appears to be a normal cook except she dresses like a witch catgirl, her eyes glows with arcane power and her hair is navy blue and full of neon-colored extensions, but secretly she is actually a half-zombie.
She is the daughter of the president megalomaniac and she will fight her enemies with the power to bombard her foes with an orbital laser cannon or to corrupt demons.
Her friends and enemies call her Darkclaw Candystar!
Her constant companion is a huge murderous dragon who is also part of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a two-handed self-replicating rapier which captures the souls of those she slay.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!