She appears to be a normal pirate except she dresses like a raver pirate, her eyes are so intense that she can frighten demons with a stare and her hair is brown and has a wild bushy goth look to it, but secretly she is actually a half-ghost.
She is a secret super-soldier megalomaniac and she will fight her enemies with the power to turn her foes inside-out with her mind or to corrupt unicorns.
Her friends and enemies call her Darkclaw Hitlersong!
Her constant companion is a spirit intelligent spaceship who is also the phylactery of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a poisoned shining machine gun which will imprison anyone damaged by it in a parallel dimension.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!