She appears to be a normal teacher except she dresses like a pole dancing pirate, her eyes shines like the sun when she is happy and her hair is bright pink and she wears it as a ponytail, but secretly she is actually a half-fire-elemental.
She is chosen by destiny created to be the next step in mankind's evolution and she will fight her enemies with the power to correct grammar in any language or to frighten demons.
Her friends and enemies call her Cancerflower Cherryspring!
Her constant companion is a huge murderous fox who is also her means of transport.
Her favored weapon is a burning burning chainsaw which leaves a rainbow trail in it's path.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!