She appears to be a normal teacher except she dresses like a gothic lolita dominatrix, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is silvery and is worn in large spikes, but secretly she is actually a half-pixie.
She is a misunderstood genius raised by wild animals and she will fight her enemies with the power to castic magic missiles or to corrupt unicorns.
Her friends and enemies call her Shadowmurderer Sorrowsong!
Her constant companion is a amorous young xenomorph who is also her father.
Her favored weapon is a dragonbone demonic scissor which will appear in her hands when she calls it.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!