Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal cheerleader except she dresses like a bloody nurse gothic lolita, her eyes shoots lasers and her hair is black with streaks of white and full of neon-colored extensions, but secretly she is actually a half-demon.
She is an amnesiac whose blood is the cure for cancer and she will fight her enemies with the power to corrupt mortals or to make puppies appear anywhere.
Her friends and enemies call her Bloodlips Spaceegg!
Her constant companion is a magical angsty demon who is also her superior officer.
Her favored weapon is a self-replicating conscious flamethrower which shines bright like the sun.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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