She appears to be a normal girl except she dresses like a schoolgirl witch, her eyes can mesmerize men and her hair is sky blue and is long and straight, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.
She is a misunderstood genius in search of her kidnapped sister and she will fight her enemies with the power to charge into battle riding specially trained battle-retards or to heal any living creature.
Her friends and enemies call her Magicender Peacebranch!
Her constant companion is a hyperactive huge dragon who is also her bondage slave.
Her favored weapon is a darksteel holy machine gun which acts as a phylactery for her soul.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!