She appears to be a normal woman except she dresses like a biker businesswoman, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is bright pink and is worn as a mohawk, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a goddess cast down to earth to become mortal who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to connect any machine directly to her brain or to transform her limbs into firearms.
Her friends and enemies call her Mysterylover Hitlermountain!
Her constant companion is a brain washed befriended werewolf who is also her best friend forever.
Her favored weapon is a acidic freezing sword which is covered in glowing runes.
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