She appears to be a normal journalist except she dresses like a punk rock schoolgirl, her eyes are like portals into the abyss and her hair is blonde with red highlights and can magically transform into poisonous snakes to protect her, but secretly she is actually a half-xenomorph.
She is a rumored demi-goddess foretold in ancient prophecies and she will fight her enemies with the power to impale people on her dick or to seduce demons.
Her friends and enemies call her Starwoman Soulegg!
Her constant companion is a mysterious depressed white wolf who is also her best friend forever.
Her favored weapon is a acidic shining chainsaw which absorbs all light around her.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!