Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal mechanic except she dresses like a pole dancing vampire, her eyes produce blood instead of tears when she cries and her hair is three different shades of green and has a wild bushy goth look to it, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a goddess cast down to earth to become mortal in search of true love and she will fight her enemies with the power to transform anyone into a cyborg or to breathe fire.
Her friends and enemies call her Unicornlover Riverpetal!
Her constant companion is a living amorous vampire who is also her lover.
Her favored weapon is a demonic conscious throwing star which was once used to slay a God.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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