She appears to be a normal teenager except she dresses like a sorceress J-pop star, her eyes glows like fiery embers and her hair is neon-green and can be used as a whip, but secretly she is actually a half-vampire.
She is a holographic projection travelling through time and she will fight her enemies with the power to ride wild animals or to corrupt unicorns.
Her friends and enemies call her Powertits Mysteryviolator!
Her constant companion is a enslaved Mexican angel who is also her economic consultant.
Her favored weapon is a unbreakable self-replicating dagger which will appear in her hands when she calls it.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!