She appears to be a normal soldier except she dresses like a mad scientist schoolgirl, her eyes are so kind that she can soothe wild animals with a glance and her hair is rainbow colored and has a wild bushy goth look to it, but secretly she is actually a half-elf.
She is a space traveler with a mysterious past and she will fight her enemies with the power to belch poisonous clouds or to take the shape of anyone she fucks.
Her friends and enemies call her Shadowgirl Murderviolator!
Her constant companion is a depressed amorous zombie who is also a figment of her imagination.
Her favored weapon is a freezing poisoned razor which absorbs all light around her.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!