Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal cheerleader except she dresses like a pole dancing catgirl, her eyes glows with arcane power and her hair is black with streaks of white and she wears it just like sailor moon, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.
She is a holographic projection who is part of a secret organization and she will fight her enemies with the power to punch her opponent into another dimension or to turn anyone she bites into a unicorn.
Her friends and enemies call her Mysterygirl Starlightlake!
Her constant companion is a flying Mexican zombie who is also her soulmate.
Her favored weapon is a self-replicating darksteel whip which leaves a rainbow trail in it's path.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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