She appears to be a normal cook except she dresses like a Inuit schoolgirl, her eyes produce blood instead of tears when she cries and her hair is golden and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-stone-elemental.
She is the last of her kind who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to make puppies appear anywhere or to re-animate the dead as her slaves.
Her friends and enemies call her Magicmistress Ragesong!
Her constant companion is a friendly intelligent mecha who is also her economic consultant.
Her favored weapon is a freezing spirit machine gun which absorbs all light around her.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!