Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal scientist except she dresses like a elf pirate, her eyes produce blood instead of tears when she cries and her hair is crimson red and flows like silk but is stronger then diamond, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.
She is a living time-bomb cursed by God and she will fight her enemies with the power to remote controlled kitten-bombs or to shoot lightning with her third eye.
Her friends and enemies call her Nightclaw Soulstar!
Her constant companion is a special needs murderous Space Marine who is also her means of transport.
Her favored weapon is a magical blessed javelin which leaves a rainbow trail in it's path.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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