She appears to be a normal princess except she dresses like a witch J-pop star, her eyes shoots lasers and her hair is silvery and is so flexible and strong that a single hair can be used to make bowstrings, but secretly she is actually a half-giant.
She is a secret agent cursed by God and she will fight her enemies with the power to eat wild animals or to puke flesh eating maggots on her foes.
Her friends and enemies call her Angelface Heavylake!
Her constant companion is a ancient angsty robot who is also her stalker.
Her favored weapon is a holy spirit chakram which steals her enemies powers.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!