Thread Title Description Tags Added Score November 2008 3060768 Arch-Demilich It starts off with the ultimate undead, breaks the awesome barrier and builds up into an epic bone-and-flesh fantasy Gurren Lagann. arch-demilich, undead, neutronium golem 2008-11-25 10 December 2008 3108744 Of Neutronium Golems and Time Lords /tg/ tries to figure out how to kill the fundamental aspects of reality and their servants. Absurdity follows. time lord neutronium golem stupid 2008-12-04 2 March 2010 8539304 Golem Quest /tg/ is a philosophical crystal golem. Shenanigans ensue. Collective Game, Philosophy, Golem 2010-03-12 7 8554194 Golem Quest II /tg/'s continuing adventure as a crystalline golem with a philosophical mind and a penchant for necromancy. Stone be with you! Crystal, Golem, Philosophy, Dorfs 2010-03-13 5 8601196 Cake Golem Quest 1 Cake Golem is up to some hijinks! cake, golem, quest 2010-03-15 3 8607804 Golem Quest III-ish /tg/'s crystal golem awakens with a terrible hunger, and does some bad things. Short thread this time. Crystal, Golem, Quest, Philosophy, HUNGER 2010-03-16 0 February 2012 18084594 Metahuman Renaissance Quest 12 Dan kills flesh golems, and doesn't afraid of anything Metahuman Renaissance Quest, superheroes, wild talents, javelin, collective game, night at the museum, flesh golem, wolf-girl, advice dan 2012-02-25 20 September 2012 20890424 The Golem's Garden This is the story of Golem 3b and his garden. writefaggotry, golem, garden, manly tears, awesome, story 2012-09-27 91 October 2012 21187620 Deep in a Dungeon, Situation Desperate You didn't bring a dildo-whittling knife? It's like you WANT to be trapped in a dungeon forever. dungeons, dildos, golems, equipment 2012-10-19 27 21209759 Lich's Employee Quest pt 16 Daniel settles his bad blood with Clarice, sort of. Then deals with Umbra in the volcano. Skeleton quest, volcano, apprentices, golem, shade 2012-10-20 11 21308228 Goddamn Roombas "Did we just get beat down by a Roomba?!" D&D, Living Greyhawk, Mordenkainen, chocolate golem, gelatine cube, Pelor, scorpions 2012-10-27 20 November 2012 21495514 Modern Necromancy A girl gets hit by a car and resurrected; asks /tg/ for advice. /tg/ runs with it. roleplay, improv, worldbuilding, setting, necromancy, flesh golem, undead, modern fantasy 2012-11-09 6 February 2014 30389899 Warforged Storytime Featuring Tim and Jim the Warforged brothers, Lichforged, Nanoforged, the 3/4ths golem, the Iron Giant, and an obscenely corny yet somehow endearing story of friendship and slapping death's shit, among other things. story, time, storytime, warforged, Pinocchio, lichforged, nanoforged, nanohaforged, 3/4ths golem, FRIENDSHIP, Iron Giant, character concepts 2014-02-22 9 April 2014 31323207 Alternate Reproduction Worldbuilding Brainstorming for culture and biology of how fantasy species reproduce. Less lewd than it sounds, also has golem-dorfs and deep ones being fantasy-setting salarians. Reproduce, worldbuilding, species, dwarf, golem, dryad, deep one, less lewd than it sounds 2014-04-11 2 May 2014 32249069 Golem Quest Where a golem awakens to find itself sentient and its master dead. Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-05-21 15 32272655 Golem Quest #2 In this chapter we name ourselves and create a new golem! Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-05-22 10 32338984 Golem Quest #3 In this edition, we begin Operation: Clean House, starring Tankred and Lefty. Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-05-25 5 32361572 Golem Quest #4 We finish our mission to fend off the bandits, find a research project, and draft a researcher! Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-05-26 7 32405490 Golem Quest #5 In which we repair, learn a bit more, and plan to excavate! Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-05-28 6 June 2014 32620067 Golem Quest #6 In which we find a quarry, harvest some wood, and find an expert on mining! Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-06-07 5 32641154 Golem Quest #7 In which we create a third golem, expand our consciousness and continue Minecra- our quest. Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-06-08 5 32681188 Golem Quest #8 In which we flesh out the quarry, go full RTS, and craft a Titan class golem! Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-06-10 5 32700697 Golem Quest #9 In essence: QTG. Lesson learned. Cut the thread off before too much damage could be done. Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-06-10 5 32765604 Golem Quest #10 In which we plan, fight, and then lose control. Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-06-14 6 33071998 Golem Quest #11 In which we attempt to reestablish control, and experiment. Collective Game, Golem, Golem Quest 2014-06-28 5 August 2014 33884947 Crafting a Cute Singularity Familiar The OP claims to have stumbled across a black hole while adventuring, and wants to turn it into a "problem" disposal system disguised as a cute young girl. A bit of fluff and hard science is discussed. black hole, singularity, familiar, monster girl, wizard, golem, little girl 2014-08-05 13 December 2014 36747650 Fantasy Dwarven Civ Quest with Dwarves Okay, so we're not a dwarf civ but a civ with dwarves. That's cool.
We get to work laying down our infrastructure, introducing important characters.
And then Genie does something special by ending the thread with a very heartfelt story about a Golem, a girl, and legacy. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2014-12-15 0 36781460 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves (Hiatus/Fin) The story continues, as Valeria turns out to be the spitting image of the legacy of a person. And yet while flowers bloom in the game, we once more we all must hold out until winter at last blows over, and the spring sun shines. OP bids farewell and shall return after a time. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2014-12-17 1 37045344 Golem Knight Quest 1 Sief Atanor, Golem Knight in training, volunteers himself for a mission to investigate missing travelers in his family's lands. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2014-12-29 22 January 2015 37249121 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves 4 Part 3 https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36944878/#36944878
Genie returns, hanging by a thread, as the adventure continues, and we meet strange and spooky friends in a forest. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-01-09 0 37358830 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves 5/6 We revive a long lost hero, Sir Richard Didrikson the V, and begin the great Hunt that will expand our territory! Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-01-15 0 37512267 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 8 Part 7 http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37406884
Despite the ill luck it tends to bring, I'll preemptively archive this thread.
We try, and fail, at building wooden homes without our dwarves. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-01-20 0 37662543 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 9 We face down two armies, repulsing a barbarian horde, and preparing for an invasion while attempting diplomacy with the vampires.
The Prophet of Fate is resurrected.
Our commanders debate important issues concerning communication. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-01-28 0 February 2015 37715034 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 10 The enemy army is checked and repelled with an all out assault, and we bathe in the joy of victory spoils of war, as we plan our next moves carefully. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-02-03 0 37977048 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 12 Part 11 https://archive.moe/tg/thread/37830737
We gather the materials we need and realize we're under attack by barbarians and something underground. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-02-12 0 38135105 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 13 Out of the frying pan and into the fire Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-02-20 0 38187770 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 14 The Madness Begins Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-02-24 0 38298965 antasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 15 The Cavalry is coming as reinforcements flock to our aid! Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-02-27 0 March 2015 38449570 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 16 We survive another day, and in desperation decide to see our dreams fulfilled now than never Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-03-05 0 38495860 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 17 MASSES AND MASSES OF INFRASTRUCTURE. Also we do dealings with the dwarves and holy host Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-03-06 0 38609463 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 18 We build an Organ in our Rock, but have issues building the Church around it. Tech development continues and we get rifles Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-03-11 1 38655301 Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 19 FIN The end of a lot of things, but the beginnings of others and, hopefully, a clean slate. Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems 2015-03-13 1 April 2015 39300191 Golem Knight Quest 2 Sief tracks down those responsible for the disappearances, and engages in his first ever Golem battle. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-04-12 13 39442382 Golem Knight Quest 3 Sief and Paxton battles with a Spriggan in the depths of the forest to rescue the kidnapped travelers. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-04-19 13 39582065 Golem Knight Quest 4 Sief brings the freed captives to safety and deals with unpleasant meetings. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-04-26 12 May 2015 39726151 Golem Knight Quest 5 Sief meets with the Iquani Prince. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-05-03 12 39914378 Golem Knight Quest 6 Sief makes preparations for his journey into the Iquani lands. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-05-12 12 40068666 Golem Knight Quest 7 Sief heads east into the Iquani lands. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-05-20 12 40196845 Golem Knight Quest 8 Sief travels through the Iquani lands and finally meets his guide. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-05-26 12 June 2015 40342471 Golem Knight Quest 9 Sief and Qualaji set off into the wilderness to deal with the giantess and her clan. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-06-02 12 40491994 Golem Knight Quest 10 Sief and Qualaji cross the old battlefield and clash with some of the giantish clan of the mesa. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-06-09 12 40797313 Golem Knight Quest 11 Sief and Qualaji navigate the tunnels of the abandoned imperial fort. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-06-24 13 July 2015 40985028 Golem Knight Quest 12 Sief and Quala investigate the fort and prepare to take down the last of the giantish clan. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-07-03 13 41345145 Golem Knight Quest 13 Sief and Quala spring their trap on the giant clan's matriarch. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-07-20 12 August 2015 41809637 It is actually you, who is inside the skeleton necromancers use all parts of the body separately, wasting none. Skeleton, Nervous System, Necromancy, Body World, Low Waste, Flesh Golems, Spooky, Plastination 2015-08-13 7 September 2015 42401441 Dungeon King #1 We decide on being a golem warlord, and loot our first village. Collective Game, Dungeon King, evil, golems 2015-09-10 5 42418670 Dungeon King #2 We conquer a village, take an apprentice, and learn some things Collective Game, Dungeon King, evil, golems 2015-09-11 5 42479802 Dungeon King #3 We get stormed by a hero with mages, and find some frogmen. Collective Game, Dungeon King, evil, golems 2015-09-14 5 42516902 Dungeon King #4 We beat a wizard senseless and get pissed at our apprentice Collective Game, Dungeon King, evil, golems 2015-09-16 5 42555977 Golem Knight Quest 14 Sief finishes up in the fort and starts the return journey through the Iquani Expanse. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-09-17 17 42577123 Dungeon King #5 We conquer Dvor, and make a golem for a sultan (but really for us) Collective Game, Dungeon King, evil, golems 2015-09-18 4 October 2015 43050116 Golem Knight Quest 15 Sief celebrates his victory over the giants back at the Iquani camp. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-10-13 15 November 2015 43481962 Golem Knight Quest 16 Sief makes his way back through the forest to the Empire, despite unexpected encounters along the way. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-11-05 14 43741787 Golem Knight Quest 17 Sief finally returns home from his time in the Iquani Expanse. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-11-20 12 December 2015 44027999 Golem Quest #2 Gabriel continues his adventure Golem Quest 2015-12-13 1 44425480 Golem Knight Quest 18 Sief sets things in order in his home, makes preparations for trade, and greets a new guest. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2015-12-28 12 February 2016 45395141 Golem Knight Quest 19 Sief discusses upgrades and prepares for his trip north to meet with merchants. Golem Knight Quest, Collective Game 2016-02-13 10 April 2016 16448 Golem Civ #1 We're golems in the mana wastes. Golem Civ, Collective Game 2016-04-30 1 August 2016 48876497 A Question About Golems In this thread, /tg/ debates the ethics and morality of a paladin enslaving a group of freedom-seeking golems to save a Human kingdom. Golem, paladin, ethics, morality, debate, philosophy 2016-08-19 7 June 2017 53745725 Living Statue World Worldbuilding for a setting based around the creation of magically animated statues. golem, statue, magic, weeping angel, pygmalion, worldbuilding, sculptor, setting, 2017-06-19 3 August 2017 54590541 Golem Creation and Necromancy, A comparison of creating new and entirely artificial life vs resurrecting life to the remains of deceased natural life. necromancer, necromancy, golem, homunculus, frankenstein, 2017-08-06 5