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May 2011
14941103Wild Cards: Sons of the Gun QUESTThe name's James McClellan. I'm a sheriff recently down on his luck. Nothing seems to be going his way, and then, the three of clubs is handed to him. After enjoying his beans of course.Wild Cards, Wild Cards Quest, Collective Game, Wild West, Sheriff, Cowboy, Three of Clubs2011-05-16 12 
14951576Wild Cards: Sons of the Gun QUEST IIThe name's James McClellan. I'm a sheriff recently down on my luck. I just got myself a Gun, the Three o' Clubs. Didn't get too much done in this one, but I found my brother's diary and a creepy doll that looks like me. Strange things're comin' to surface...Wild Cards, Wild Cards Quest, Collective Game, Sheriff, Cowboy, Three of Clubs2011-05-16 4 
October 2011
16747874Cowboy Space Marines/tg/ makes a Cowboy Space Marine chapter and awesome happensLonestars, Tombstone, Cowboys, 40k, Space Marines, 2011-10-27 13 
February 2013
23166660Recreational WritingWritefag uses /tg/'s suggestions to write a story of magical cowboys, Bikini warriors, Vikings, mummies, and robots.Viking, Mummy Cop, Bikini Battalion, Los Lobos, cowboys, chainmail bikini2013-02-14 2 
23223077Supernatural AmericanaOP wants to discuss supernatural stories of the United States. Multiple good stories and anecdotes are relayed. folklore, US, United States, America, Cowboys, Ghosts, Monsters, Tall Tales, Weird West2013-02-17 14 
July 2013
25801190Yellowman Quest 13Scott Yellowman's trip through this world is marked with critical failures and critical successes, mostly of the former variety. He leads his team to the Sewage Sub-Station, and finds no Ed, but does find the Portal.Collective Game, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Yellowman Quest, Fallout: New Vegas, Phantasy Star Online, Alien vs. Predator, Starcraft, Cowboy Bebop2013-07-05 6 
October 2014
35574609Governors Quest: A Tale of the Terran Commonwealth, Chapter NineWe deal with Traders, take too long talking again, get some intel on our mystery cats, and wind up dropping everything to head off violence between heavily armed space cowboys and the New YakuzaGovernor Quest, Governors Quest, Collective Game, Quest, Known Space, Transmetropolitan, Weaboo, SciFi, Science Fiction, colony, BOLO, MURIKA, Conspiracy, Spooky, Yakuza, Cowboy2014-10-17 10 
May 2016
38509Melancholic QuestFacing turmoil at home, Delilah runs away and tries to survive the mean streets without getting violated.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue, homeless, Delilah, blood2016-05-07 21 
67044Melancholic Quest 2Delilah, our unfortunate runaway continues to find her place in the world. This is made a little harder by the whole drinking blood thing.streets without getting violated. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue, homeless, Delilah, blood, depressing2016-05-09 15 
98903Melancholic Quest Part 3Delilah molests a friend in an attempt to help, finds new friends in unlikely places, and brings lost friends back in the fold.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-13 9 
114202Melancholic Quest 4Delilah finds lewd magazines, a secret room full of sardines, and suffering. Almost killing Lawrence, again, she agrees to let him draw her.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-15 7 
131868Melancholic Quest 5Delilah becomes drunk and belligerent, initiating a series of poor choices and almost succumbing to the bloodlust. Also, a mystery appears.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-19 11 
146992Melancholic Quest 6Overcoming her craving, Delilah proceeds to make everyone uncomfortable while Lawrence is a good boy and should not be bullied.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-21 7 
160852Melancholic Quest 7Interrogating mom, Delilah ends up with more questions than answers and almost gives her grandmother a heart attack. Lawrence is a good boy.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-24 6 
176466Melancholic Quest 8Mistakes are made, sending Delilah into severe depression. Lawrence goes on mission to make up for his mistakes and get Delilah back.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-27 11 
189861Melancholic Quest 9Delilah gets better and interacts with people for Christmas, but things take a turn for the disheartening.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-31 6 
June 2016
205510Melancholic Quest 10We get chased by a black car, meet Timmy's mom, and find out grandma's disappeared. We attend a dinner theater and meet Mr. Faraway again.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-03 6 
215369Melancholic Quest 11Returning to the school only to find it abandoned, Delilah winds up high on oxy. She also gets to deal with bleeding and general discomfort.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-07 7 
231365Melancholic Quest 12Delilah goes to the mall and makes an unlikely friend. She also gets a very quick and rude lesson in the female reproductive system.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-11 10 
243079Melancholic Quest 13Delilah watches the New Year's Eve fireworks with her beau. Lawrence disappears in the morning, only to return bruised and battered.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-14 8 
258284Melancholic Quest 14We tend to Lawrence's injuries and learn that Nancy lied to us about fried eggs. We also do something we regret.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-18 6 
274993Melancholic Quest 15Still filled with regret and an imbalance of hormones, we visit dad's grave and later get upset at Lawrence. We do more things we regret.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-23 5 
295401Melancholic Quest 16We spend the day as Lawrence and gain new insights into his life. Later we're forced to evacuate from the apartments and hide at Al's clubMelancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-27 5 
July 2016
309952Melancholic Quest 17We try to make up our mistake to Lawrence with breakfast and spend hours cooped up inside. Later, everything starts falling apart.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-01 5 
325342Melancholic Quest 18Barely escaping Bower's attention, we meet a racist cabbie and stay the night at Mr. Faraway's club. Lawrence bottles up his emotions.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-06 6 
341652Melancholic Quest 19Tracked down by Bower's goons, we're forced to flee. Everything goes pear-shaped and we maim a guy.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-14 5 
363955Melancholic Quest 20After holing up at a VFW post, we get scared and lost, and lie to a cop to avoid being taken to the station. A difficult question is posed.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-21 5 
391501Melancholic Quest 21We chill at Sharron's theater and go spelunking, hearing things we probably shouldn't.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-27 5 
August 2016
416740Melancholic Quest 22To keep us safe while the rest of the group relocates, Sam has us hide in a hotel room. Alone.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-08-03 5 
470560Melancholic Quest 23Lawrence visits, having an adverse reaction to a drug, and we make him talk. We also meet a sharp P.I. hired by grandma, maybe.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-08-22 5 
September 2016
500759Melancholic Quest 24We stay with John at the VA hospital and reminisce about our family. When John is discharged and Sam doesn't show, we leave to find a guy.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-03 5 
529132Melancholic Quest 25We talk with John about guilt and our sanguinary disorder. Learning about street rot, we continue our journey with a gimp and a queen.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-11 5 
562214Melancholic Quest 26Meeting back up with the group, we discover several missing but try for normalcy. We learn about drugs and why John chews.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-19 4 
597494Melancholic Quest 27Delilah left at a cliffhanger, Lawrence seizes one of the few jobs he can and is posed with a number of moral quandaries.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-28 2 
October 2016
662087Melancholic Quest 28John springs a leak and Delilah helps fix it, then sneaks away to get her fix. Tensions get high and more lies are told to the neighbors.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-10-14 2 
November 2016
753487Melancholic Quest 30With Delilah suffering an emotional breakdown, we step into Lawrence's shoes and try to calm her. John acts odd.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-11-03 2 
784572Melancholic Quest 31Delilah too despondent for much of anything, Lawrence stays in focus with a trip down memory lane.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-11-11 2 
828955Melancholic Quest 32Lawrence opens up to the group, to their surprise. He later lets John rage out, his fear for Delilah's well-being overwhelming him.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-11-23 2 
December 2016
871450Melancholic Quest 33Marilyn falls sick, Mabel offers plot exposition, and a mysterious guy leaves something for Delilah.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-12-05 2 
906289Melancholic Quest 34Everyone meets Crockett and Bower's goons track down the Good Hope hideout. Chaos ensues.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-12-13 2 
940308Melancholic Quest 35Escaping Bower's goons, Crockett sacrifices himself after a rookie cop spots Delilah. Lawrence brings Delilah to hide at his parents'.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-12-23 2 
January 2017
1002117Melancholic Quest 36A brief respite, Lawrence stays on edge and sleeps poorly. We try to carry our weight while Del stays inside, hidden from the world.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-01-10 2 
1032491Melancholic Quest 37We go out for groceries and reach out to Crockett, then get confronted with old memories. Repeatedly.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-01-20 2 
February 2017
1162320Melancholic Quest 38Law sells some pills and gets the tape deck fixed. He also breaks the news about Michele to his parents.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-02-22 2 
March 2017
1199873Melancholic Quest 39Lawrence meets with Crockett and it's revealed Bower's depravity knows no bounds. Needing to run soon, he tries getting the cash he's oweMelancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-03-05 2 
1235660Delilah's Birthday Quest-OneshotThe one-year celebratory oneshot quest for Melancholic QuestMelancholic Quest, birthday, aCowboyNamedSue2017-03-06 1 
1280639Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot Part TwoSecond part of the MQ one-year anniversary oneshot.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-03-29 2 
April 2017
1315540Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot Part ThreeThird part of the MQ one-year anniversary oneshot.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-04-06 1 
May 2017
1402015Melancholic Quest 40Del deals with some emotional turmoil, and Law is forced to run out to pick up Crockett and a ride through the danger zone ensues.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-05-06 1 
1433846Melancholic Quest 41Bower's goons track us down, along with Bower who has completely lost his marbles. Situation escalates and Lawrence gets shot.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-05-17 1 
1470784Melancholic Quest 42Brief thread where Lawrence gets patched up and we get to grandma's place.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-05-27 2 
June 2017
1545551Melancholic Quest 43We learn about Del's mom's condition, grandma's, where some of our friends are, and that Del needs more practice in the kitchen.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-06-16 1 
August 2017
1716788Melancholic Quest 44Delilah gets a physical, learns more about her grandfather, and how to use a handgun.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-08-08 1 
54693330Deadlands Discussion and InspirationTalkin' about the meanest game in the west, pardner.Deadlands, Savage Worlds, Cowboy2017-08-15 2 
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