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August 2008
2388010Thousand Son and GuardswomanDrawfaggotry brings out the original writefaggotry to a tear-jerker story. Also, Macha wrestling. Thousand Sons, baww, d'aww, macha.2008-08-21 4 
May 2009
4585088Law vs Chaos: SANDCASTLES!When two celestials argue about law and chaos, it comes down to naked sandcastle building to decide the winner.Sandcastles, 3E, angels, awesome2009-05-18 22 
October 2009
6117607Sandwich the drow WritefaggotryMore stories about Sandwich and her Dwarf Papa.Sandwich, D&D, Dwarves, Drow, Writefaggotry2009-10-04 7 
6358010Sandbox DMingAnonymous details an algorithm for running open, "sandbox" D&D worlds, then discusses DMing tactics. Mostly archivable for the algorithmic DMing idea.Sandbox, DMing, D&D, DM, tips2009-10-21 8 
November 2009
6855998Sandcastle QuestWe are a colony of molecular machines, which after currently unknown time/events have managed to re-coalesce in the crater of an airless moon. Also we have a preoccupation with sandcastles.Sandcastle Quest, nanites, molecular machines, sandcastles, quest2009-11-25 3 
6870742Sandcastle QuestA sloooow thread this time, but we find a new AI, fix the Orbital Turret, explore the underground facility, and find that we may not be alone...Sandcastle Quest, nanites, molecular machines, sandcastles, quest2009-11-26 1 
6885377Sandcastle Quest 3In which we find that there is power inside the shipyard, which is itself very much active, begin to understand the language used by the station, and begin to move our main base to the underground facility. Oh, and we have a visitor...Sandcastle Quest, nanites, molecular machines, sandcastles, quest2009-11-27 0 
January 2010
7448714MageQuest/tg/ is a mage at an amoral academy. Their dream? Become the best Cooking Mage the kingdom has ever seem. Sandwiches ensue.Sandwich, Quest Thread, Magic2010-01-06 1 
7477889Sandwich the Drow Paladin!Now with 40% more writefaggotry! Delicious!Sandwich, Drow, Paladin, writefaggotry2010-01-08 11 
February 2010
8175884How To Sandbox DM, Part 2A request from a DM turns into a discussion on sandbox DMing, references http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6358010/ and Ars Ludi.DMing sandbox worldbuilding world building2010-02-19 2 
August 2010
11618035Carry On My Wayward Sonsome very well written 1k Sons fictionsThousand Sons Chaos 40k2010-08-12 36 
11689755Confessions of A Wayward Son (Part II)the epic continues. Thousand Sons 40k Writefag2010-08-16 23 
11789156Confessions of a Wayward Son VIWorld's Slowest Writefag continues the sagaThousand Sons, Writefag2010-08-23 23 
January 2011
13665924Thousand Sons discussion/tg/ chatting about the Thousand Sons, making several unexpected fluff connections.40k, Tzeentch, Thousand Sons2011-01-27 4 
March 2011
14408256Sandwich Spread Fantasy/tg/ roundtables a game that doesn't exist, and soon wishes it did.game design, OC, original content, sandwiches, food, collective design2011-03-29 10 
April 2011
14669024Why you should never got to TatooineThis thread perfectly demonstrates why going to the planet of Tatooine in any starwars rpg is a bad ideaTusken Raiders, Sand People, MSPA, Herp Derp, Sci Fi, Star Wars2011-04-21 38 
May 2011
15092314The Greatest Party EverA tale of dungeons and dragons, eternally retold. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!Awesome, Game Session, Thousands of years ago, Dungeons and Dragons, GM, Epic, BBEG2011-05-29 2 
July 2011
15629987When in the Galaxy is Carmen Sandiego?V.I.L.E Heretic Carmen Sandiego has stolen the Imperial Truth, and then just about everything else in the Imperium. Are you bad enough Inquisitorial Acolytes to get it back?40k, Carmen Sandiego, Dark Heresy2011-07-19 22 
November 2011
16864773Waiting for TG Meta Quest: Server Migration EditionWaiting for Thread 14, Server Migration leaves us waiting for couple days. We discuss tactics, wishlists, and ideas.Collective Game, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Starship Troopers, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Editors, LotR, Tolkien, Reasonable Marines, Ahzek Ahriman, Thousand Sons2011-11-07 6 
16877258/tg/ Meta Quest 14We are able to open negotiations with Ahriman with the help of the Knights Inductor. We capture and interrogate an agent of the Shipper Union. And we find out that instead of wizards, we got a vaudeville act when we asked for Aurors.Collective Game, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Starship Troopers, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Editors, LotR, Tolkien, Reasonable Marines, Ahzek Ahriman, Thousand Sons2011-11-08 10 
16887973/tg/ Meta Quest 15Ahriman says Ring of Power or no deal. We try to brainstorm how to sneak into Barad-dr to steal a Ring, when someone mentions Ringil, the sword of ice that crippled Morgoth, Sauron's boss. And thus was born a plan to retrieve Ringil from its resting place and troll Sauron as distraction, in order to steal a Ring.Collective Game, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Starship Troopers, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Editors, LotR, Tolkien, Reasonable Marines, Ahzek Ahriman, Thousand Sons2011-11-09 15 
16891353/tg/ Meta Quest 16It takes us a while, and the ghost of an elf face-palming at us, but we finally solve the final riddle protecting Fingolfin's Cairn and Ringil. Collective Game, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Starship Troopers, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Editors, LotR, Tolkien, Reasonable Marines, Ahzek Ahriman, Thousand Sons, Fingolfin2011-11-09 15 
16899605/tg/ Meta Quest 17Darius Forte, newly promoted Hero from among the Knights Inductor, takes possession of Ringil. We then pick up some other magic swords, and prepare to troll Sauron.Collective Game, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Starship Troopers, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Editors, LotR, Tolkien, Reasonable Marines, Ahzek Ahriman, Thousand Sons, Fingolfin, Gurthang2011-11-10 13 
April 2012
18800565Ancient desert evo thread 1Evolution in a harsh desert environment. Monsters are made, bugs with jet engines, sand worms and other lovely things soon call this sand ocean their home.Collective Game, Primordial, Burrog, Sandoni, Usmal, Wespar, Cho, Kaskus2012-04-21 3 
18807264Ancient desert evo thread 2The desert is a hostile place... and its inhabitants even more dangerous. Yes, we got monstrosities.Collective Game, Primordial, Burrog, Sandoni, Usmal, Wespar, Cho, Kaskus2012-04-22 2 
18824863Ancient desert evo game thread 2SHOGUN GLUND demanded evolution. We gave him Hydralisks and more sentient species.Collective Game, Evolution, Primordial, Burrog, Sandoni, Usmal, Wespar, Cho, Kaskus2012-04-24 5 
June 2012
19517496Spacefarer QuestWe are Nelson Capiello, the captain of a small general purpose ship "Chrysoprase" which we use to do various of odd jobs. We arrive at a space station orbiting the planet Menvalle and quickly find a job to transport two doctors to the planetside to help with the relief but something about this job doesn't add up... Also, CirrusandN needs an intervention.Spacefarer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, CirrusandN2012-06-18 6 
19570091Spacefarer Quest, Part 2We escape the Connollys, formulate a plan to take out the last target with a bang, and learn some more about Yulia and Olga. They sound like excellent allies...Collective Game, Spacefarer Quest, CirrusandN2012-06-21 7 
July 2012
19776262Spacefarer Quest, Episode 3We start the day asking Olga questions, went to a party, meet Emmy, accepted a new job, and then went back to Olga to buy our new gear.Collective Game, Spacefarer Quest, CirrusandN2012-07-07 11 
February 2013
23039644Burning sands solar system simulationNever forget them. They fought everything. Planets of pure crystal. The sun, monsters of both magic and metal. Illness and corruption. They lost their world and they still fought on. They lost their sun and still fought on. They fought until the final light dawned upon them.Omni, burning, sands, solar, system, galaxy, humanity, fuck, yeah, fungus, space, supernova2013-02-08 28 
January 2014
29629932Red Sands ReduxWe choose a bandit leader and lay some waste in the wastes.Postapoc, Collective Game, Red Sands, Redux, NamelessQM2014-01-19 5 
June 2014
32511645Peasant QuestA smarter than average peasant prepares to embark on an adventure. Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-06-01 13 
32533712Peasant Quest 2APart 2: https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/32524979Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-06-02 10 
32548487Peasant Quest 3We try to reason with our eldritch waifu.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-06-03 7 
32571376Peasant Quest 4We break out of our prison and find a kindred soul. Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-06-04 10 
32655615Peasant Quest 5We try to blend in and meet some of our kin.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-06-09 7 
32671912Peasant Quest 6We board a ship and find where our old village was.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-06-09 7 
32692011Peasant Quest Part 7We do a bad thing and also find out what happened to 'mother'.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand, Vampires2014-06-10 7 
32877233Peasant Quest 8In which we move to Casablanca, almost get laid and a skeleton makes fun of us.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand, Vampires2014-06-19 8 
33064729Peasant Quest 9Our quest to find some necromancers doesn't get off to the best start.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand, Vampires2014-06-28 7 
July 2014
33309627Peasant Quest 10We complete a quest and learn time powers!Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand, Vampires2014-07-10 7 
33648483Peasant Quest 12We arrive in New York and set up base in an abandoned hospital. Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-07-25 6 
August 2014
34258027Salami Sandwich Quest.A salami sandwich quests to save his lover, Miss bologna who has been kidnapped from the kitchen, things take an un expected turn as the dark wizard plans to change all sandwiches as we know it. Action, Adventure, Romance, This story has it all!Comedy, Salami Sandwich, Agro, Brain, Romance, Lewd, Action, Suspense, Drama, Collective Game, Quest, The best fucking thing ever, HotSandwichlove, Funny, Great, 10/10,2014-08-19 8 
September 2014
34771534The King of HomelessA reflection upon the privileges granted to the King of Homeless.creepy, awesome, The Sandman, Emperor Norton I2014-09-10 35 
35021273Five Nations Elite Edition Quest 0- Character BuildingWe build our character, Hikari Araki, a Chunin from the Sand Village, do some backstory and world building.Naruto, quest, collective game, Five nations, sand village, ninja, Five Nations Quest2014-09-21 -2 
October 2014
35268387Ghostbusters Japan: Episode 37With the help of some unlikely allies, we free Yurei and Sachiko only to end up in the fire.Collective Game, Ghost Busters, Japan, Sandman, Syren2014-10-03 14 
35707194Peasant Quest 15We allow the mages to purge some vampires and learn new tricks.Peasant Quest, Collective Game, Ampersand2014-10-23 5 
February 2016
45396744Thousand Sons Exile QuestA Thousand Sons sorcerer, exiled from Imperium and Traitors alike, reminisces prior to an adventureThousand Sons Exile Quest, Collective Game2016-02-13 8 
January 2017
979396Mistborn Quest: Cooler Heads Chapter 1A bounty hunter named Frost goes to a town to kill a man.Mistborn, Mistborn Quest, Cooler Heads, Collective Game, Western, Whistler, Cosmere, Brandon Sanderson2017-01-02 3 
1047081Mistborn Quest: Cooler Heads Chapter 2 Part 1A criminal named Lee attempts to go back to work.Mistborn, Mistborn Quest, Cooler Heads, Collective Game, Western, Whistler, Cosmere, Brandon Sanderson2017-01-23 1 
March 2017
1222037Masterpiece of a Shattered GodPlayers are a god. They make commands and OP draws it...God, Sandbox, Bad_Art2017-03-08 2 
1250249Masterpiece of a Shattered God 3Anons play the role of a god. They make commands, I draw them...God Game, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-03-13 1 
1283045Masterpiece of a Shattered God 4A draw game, the premise being that anons are the shattered consciousness of a God seeking to create his masterpiece...God Game, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-03-26 2 
April 2017
1313959Masterpiece of a Shattered God 5A draw game, the premise being that anons are the shattered consciousness of a God seeking to create his masterpiece...God Game, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-04-06 2 
1347950Masterpiece of a Shattered God 6A draw game, the premise being that anons are the shattered consciousness of a God seeking to create his masterpiece...God Game, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-04-15 1 
1384313Masterpiece of a Shattered God 7A draw game, the premise being that anons are the shattered consciousness of a God seeking to create his masterpiece...God, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-04-26 1 
May 2017
1416060Masterpiece of a Shattered God 8A draw game, the premise being that anons are the shattered consciousness of a God seeking to create his masterpiece...God, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-05-06 1 
1450650Masterpiece of a Shattered God 9A draw game, the premise being that anons are the shattered consciousness of a God seeking to create his masterpiece...God Game, Sandbox, Bad Art2017-05-20 1 
October 2017
1918772Arabian Adventure Quest #1Mirza Shalasha - adventurer, alchemist, and dashing rogue - raids an ancient tomb. Predictably, complications arise. QM goes to hospitalCollective Game, Arabian Adventure Quest, I Hate Sand2017-10-04 2 
November 2017
56659805/tg/ discusses character gen systemsA character gen discussion thread gets off to a rocky start. /tg/, character gen, system wars, soil science, geology, radiochemistry, nuclear chemistry, silty clay, sandy loam2017-11-29 4 
April 2018
2483568The Sands of Nowhere Quest #1You have been introduced to the weird desert of Nowhere, the hub city, and have embarked on your first journey out into the sands.Sands of Nowhere, Story-focused, Adventure, Open-world2018-04-26 4 
May 2018
2506080The Sands of Nowhere Quest #2You have found the lake that holds the memories of the dead, rescued some miners and found the last memory for the Ticking Mechanist.Sands of Nowhere, Story-focused, Adventure, Open-world2018-05-09 1 
August 2018
2806215Game of Thrones House Gen: Thread 1In which House Blacksand and Lady Lissara is made, a hubby is picked, and hedge knights are recruitedCollective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-08-19 12 
2819624A Song of Sand and Steel 2We go on the road, and visit Yronwood. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-08-26 6 
September 2018
2837975A Song of Sand and Steel 3We leave Yronwood, Ser Ascar fights a duel, Ellaria mothers us, Oberyn poisons us, and we get stabbed. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-09-01 6 
2852457A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 4We recover from being stabbed, and prepare a banquet for a rich fat man. We find out who tried to kill us, and prepare to make war on them. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-09-10 6 
2869410Neet Quest #2We stop a mugger, worked out, learned Mom lost her job, cheer her up by shopping and market get robbed. OP is dying from Hurricane Florence Collective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Hurricane2018-09-16 10 
2877461A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 5We retake Vulture's Roost, fight the war, win the war, find out some really bad news, and QM becomes ill. Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-09-22 8 
2902215NEET Quest #3We killed 3 robbers, save the grocery store, became both infamous and famous overnight, save mommy, got Jewed, landed in jail, made friends.Collective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Killed, Jail2018-09-24 10 
October 2018
2924952NEET Quest #4We saved mommy from a drive-by, told her to get lose, get a shotgun, made two friends, worked out and learned a bit of surviving in the wildCollective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Work,2018-10-04 6 
2909057A Song of Sand and Steel THREAD 6We go to Storm's End, meet Bobby B, killed a beast and watch Carth try his best at the archery tournament.Collective Game, House Blacksand, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, ASOIAF2018-10-07 5 
2944233Neet Quest #5Got kidnapped, Escaped, Bought 14 guns and 100 pounds of ammo, tried to get lucky, get attacked by bear, got into a coma, came out of itCollective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Cabin, Bear, Guns, Coma2018-10-13 5 
2957468Neet Quest #6We made to the Cabin after a horrible dinner, Sophia and family gets kidnapped by a gang, we join the White Brotherhood to save them.Collective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Guns, Nazis2018-10-19 4 
2977030Neet Quest #7Met the SS-Team, train with them, got ambushed, came up with a plan, eat some drug pie, kill and saved everyone and dressed up as Muslims.Collective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Guns, Nazis, Allahu Akbar2018-10-24 3 
November 2018
2999749Neet Quest #8Got Paid, lay lowed, shot more gangsters, enrolled in UCLA to bust a drug dealer, and learn some things as well. Got Paid again. Collective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California, Guns2018-11-02 3 
3021100Neet Quest #9Got good with the revolver going to the shooting range, followed up on a lead on the drug dealer, bought our first business, looking to hireCollective Game, Neet Quest, Neet, NeetQM, Adventure, Quest, Sandbox, California,2018-11-13 2 
January 2019
63895947The Cold and Sandy Feudal Guardsmen"Back to the good old bow and arrow I guess," says poor sap before warp fuckery and bloodshed begins. Also artefact search and BT Astartes40k, IG, sand, writefaggotry2019-01-12 2 
64011666The Sandy And Cold Feudal Guardsmen 2Thread died from plot overdose. Events involved Cactus vendor, BT assassination plot, tzeentch plot, guardsmen fluff, cultists reconsidering40k, writefaggotry, IG, sand, Black Templar2019-01-15 -1 
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