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February 2019
3254353Commentarii de Bello Sinica: CAPVT IIAfter the Sack of Suerna, Caesar returns to the home port of Numante and makes the final preparations for the journey east.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, China, Rome, Collective Game2019-02-18 10 
3276141Commentarii de Bello Sinica: CAPVT IIIThe vessel Rhea begins her journey to the East. Already, issues bubble up between Caesar's underlings. A new battle plan is drafted.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, China, Rome, Collective Game2019-02-28 8 
March 2019
3304352Commentarii de Bello Sinica - CAPVT IVCaesar destroys the City of Ypra, though not without cost. A traitor in their midst springs their act prematurely.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, China, Rome, Collective Game2019-03-07 7 
3325374Commentarii de Bello Sinica - CAPVT VCaesar goes a-gallivantin' throughout the Rhea, beating up traitors and finding out that he has blood lethal to mundane things (and people)Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, China, Rome, Collective Game2019-03-14 6 
3347264Commentarii de Bello Sinica - CAPVT VICaesar cleanses the ship from any outside influence. The responsibility of captaincy is thrust upon him under unfortunate circumstances.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, China, Rome, Collective Game 2019-03-23 6 
April 2019
3372242Commentarii de Bello Sinica - CAPVT VIICaesar makes his first landing in India to resupply. The arduous business of greeting the local chief is planned.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, China, Rome, Collective Game2019-04-01 2 
3411384Commentarii de Bello Indica - CAPVT VIII-αCaesar is introduced to Muziris, a trade zone in the kingdom of the Chera Dynasty.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, India, Rome, Collective Game2019-04-13 3 
3429568Commentarii de Bello Indica - CAPVT VIII-BCaesar meets a new friend of his father's, or so he says. Treason and regicide is discussed over a cup of mango juice.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, India, Rome, Collective Game2019-04-20 2 
3448651Commentarii de Bello Indica - CAPVT VIII-CAn alliance of merchants conspires to dethrone the Chera King. A war of distraction is waged.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, India, Rome, Collective Game2019-04-28 2 
May 2019
3473477Commentarii de Bello Indica - CAPVT IVCaesar defeats the hastily-assembled army of the Chera dynasty, risking his own life and limb to charge into the battlefield.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, India, Rome, Collective Game2019-05-08 2 
3511382Commentarii de Bello Sinica - CAPVT XEnd of Book 1.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, India, Rome, Collective Game2019-05-24 2 
June 2019
3528832Commentarii de Bello Sinica II - CAPVT IAn introduction of the peoples of Sinae, and a brief summation of the Three Missing Years.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, Rome, China, Collective Game2019-06-01 2 
3546412Commentarii de Bello Sinica II - CAPVT IIThe Chronicle returns to the present, and Caesar subdues two of the island's three enemy tribes.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, Rome, China, Collective Game2019-06-09 3 
3566527Commentarii de Bello Sinica II - CAPVT IIIThe natives of the newly-christened Alexandria Eskhata are subjugated; integration commences.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, Rome, China, Collective Game2019-06-16 3 
3590902Commentarii de Bello Sinica II - CAPVT IVCaesar reorganises the system of the State, and gains three Commanderies by showcasing the superiority of heavy infantry against light.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, Rome, China, Collective Game2019-06-29 3 
July 2019
3613623Commentarii de Bello Sinica II - CAPVT VCaesar agrees to a betrothal with the powerful Sun Clan, and joins the punitive expedition against Dong Zhuo.Commentarii, Carthage, Caesar, FortunaQM, Rome, China, Collective Game, Three Kingdoms2019-07-09 2 
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