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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
November 2007
765406Let's play the FATAL game.Highlighting why FATAL is terrible for newfagsFATAL, game, ohgodImustclawmyeyesout2007-11-02 21 
765913Let's play the FATAL game. - 2The first thread actually hit the image limit.FATAL, game, ohgodImustclawmyeyesout2007-11-03 13 
January 2010
7430811Interesting (and terrifying) factsSomeone asks for random, peculiar facts. He gets them. They're good, at first, and then they remain good, but they also turn very terrifying. oh god no my eyes my eyes, miscellaneous facts2010-01-05 5 
March 2010
8348872The Art of Elvish WarWhat stated as a stern glare and dwarvish pranks turns into an alarmly de-fagged first person analysis of elves, and some shockingly intelligent discourse on all things Elf.Elves, Warfare, Dem Eyes, Writefaggotry2010-03-01 13 
May 2011
15032725Eyes of Mordred Spess MahreensNew chapter creation thingyChapter Creation, Eyes of Mordred, 40k, Rites of Battle, Space Marines2011-05-24 2 
15055851Eyes of Mordred 2Chapter creation thread 2 - fluffing out the chapterEyes of Mordred, Chapter creation, Space Marines, WH40k2011-05-26 0 
September 2012
20911420Ariel the EyesOP asked about something /tg/ ignored,, focusing on THOSE EYESmanga, derp, eyes, those eyes2012-09-29 22 
October 2012
20931788Hive-Minds and BEESThread about hive-minds quickly becomes awesome when people who actually know about bees show up.hive-minds, robots, roleplay, characters, bees ,BEES, NOT THE BEES, THEY'RE IN MY EYES, THEY'RE IN MY MOUTH, AAAAAUGH2012-10-01 18 
21319241FATAL "Friday" Pt. 1/tg/ creates Hortamundus, the dwarf who spends 9 hours a day making bread and has done so for 105 years in FATAL FATAL, Bread_making, My_eyes2012-10-28 8 
21322501FATAL "Friday" Pt. 2/tg/'s dwarf baker takes on a troll in a surprisingly short fightFATAL,Bread_making,My_Eyes2012-10-28 7 
April 2013
24171774Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 3Yer a Magus, Harry. Ye also got tha Mystic Eyes o' Death Perception. And ye also were in a coma.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-04-10 26 
24307917Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 4Yer a magus, 'Arry! And yer finally gonna be getting out of the Dursley's hands if Kingsley and Kiritsugu have anything to say about it.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-04-17 28 
24319368Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 5Yer a magus, Harry. Things heat up for the Dursleys as Kingsley's devious plan is set into motion.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-04-18 28 
May 2013
24572329Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 7Yer a magus, 'Arry. And apparently ye' have a soft spot in yer heart for good ol' Martin Miggs.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, MARTIN MIGGS THE MAD MUGGLE2013-05-01 29 
24732196Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 8Yer a magus, 'Arry. And yer still on that bloody shopping trip that started threads ago. At least you've got puppies to play with.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-05-09 26 
24768783Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 9Yer a magus, 'Arry. And a Wizard. A proud new owner of a golden snake Illya named Gilgamesh. But more importantly, you're finally done shopping.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, Gilgasnake2013-05-11 26 
24778984Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 9Yer a magus, 'Arry. And 'Ermione's a Magical Girl. And Zelretch may or may not be an Ancient Egyptian Vampire Wizard, we're not sure.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-05-12 26 
24865578Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest 11Yer a Magus, 'Arry. And yer also a Wizard. And now, it's time for ye to head off to Hogwarts.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-05-16 26 
25003354Vampire Doll Quest 4: The Chattel TradeIsabella finds a vampiric buyer for her newly-acquired slaves and begins negotiations for the sale. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party2013-05-24 20 
25035807Vampire Doll Quest 5: Blood and BrassWe retrieve a certain musclehead from his time with the dolls, discuss various fleshcrafted horrors to make, and take possession of an airship yard.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Airships2013-05-25 24 
25052735Vampire Doll Quest 6: Lady of the Night SkyWe take full control of our airship yard. Plans for revolution are discussed. Dresses are ordered. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Airships2013-05-26 23 
25081242Vampire Doll Quest 7: Servants Lost, Servants FoundWe find that one of our servants has gone missing... But the Dolls have made us a number of new horrors to run her down with. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-05-28 20 
25121055Vampire Doll Quest 8: Red Like Roses, Red like BloodWe send Scarlet to retrieve Rose from the forests of Ulvenwald, shifting viewpoint character for the first time.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-05-29 21 
25125714Vampire Doll Quest 8, Part 2: Cultivating Roses An interlude in a garden. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-05-30 20 
25141541Vampire Doll Quest 9: My Long List of EnemiesWe entrust one servant to another, review who wants to annoy us, and take a snack break.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Blood Everywhere2013-05-31 21 
June 2013
25163023Vampire Doll Quest 10: InvestigationWe apologize to Scarlet, give Blackford his ship, and discuss leads on who killed us. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Scarlet2013-06-01 21 
25175088Vampire Doll Quest 10: HuntersWe settle our itinerary, find an intriguing individual amongst our chattel, and do some fleshcrafting personally...Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Scarlet2013-06-01 17 
25197713Vampire Doll Quest 12: Household MattersVampire daily life is strange. Instruct stubborn servants. Plan horrible grisly murders. Pick up dresses from the tailor's.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Scarlet2013-06-02 23 
25289860Vampire Doll Quest 13: Dresses & AirshipsOutfits are fun, both of the type you wear and the type you finance. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Airships2013-06-06 14 
25292176Vampire Doll Quest 13 Part 2: Airship InterludeWherein we recieve news of Nalus and finalize our airship order. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Airships2013-06-07 11 
25301344Vampire Doll Quest 14: Predators and PreyWe hunt down Nalus like the beast he is... but can we really subdue the feral vampire?Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors, Wolves2013-06-07 18 
25330161Vampire Doll Quest 15: Lazing About the CastleWherein we talk a lot and do very little. At least we sorted out Sophia and the chattel.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-06-09 13 
25385706Vampire Doll Quest 16: A Date with the LocalsA humble worker on a privately-owned airship yard is one thing, but the chief of an entire tribe of professional monster hunters? Now that's something special.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-06-12 15 
25458303Vampire Doll Quest 17: SponsorsWherein we come to a deal with the Espowye tribe and order valuable supplies.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Markova, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-06-16 15 
July 2013
25757526Vampire Doll Quest 18: The Lion's CourtWherein we avenge our two untimely deaths.Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Lioncourt, Mori, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-07-01 18 
25975526Vampire Doll Quest: TimeskipWherein we learn that revolution is a delicate art. Vampire Doll Quest, Isabella Katarina Lioncourt, Mori, Eyesocket, Shadescast, Mark, Grand Victoria, Ulvenwald, Porcelain Dolls, Collective Game, Tea Party, Fleshcrafted Horrors2013-07-12 10 
September 2013
26957868Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 12Yer a magus, 'Arry. And also yer a wizard. And now its time to deal with all these redheads and get on the Hogwarts expressCollective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-09-01 28 
26992071Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 13Yer a Magus, 'Arry. And holy fuck Snape's dead. Among other things.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, Teach Me Tonks-Senpai2013-09-03 27 
27014512Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 14Yer a magus, 'Arry. And now that all that excitement is done, it's time to finish that important train ride.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-09-04 26 
27034668Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 15Yer a magus, 'Arry. And this has got to be Illya's most obnoxious proposition yet.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-09-05 28 
27055636Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 16Yer a magus, 'Arry. And now you're a Hufflepuff. I hope you're proud of yourself.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-09-06 25 
27068016Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 17Yer a magus, 'Arry. And now that the feast is over, it's time for speeches and socializing!Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-09-07 27 
October 2013
27707550Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 18Yer a magus, 'Arry. And ye were also born ta kill the Serpent of Akasha, where ever that'll leave ye.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-10-13 25 
27797261Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 19Yer a magus 'Arry. And with your latest scheme you're doomed to be a Butler too.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, Jubstacheit's Maid Army2013-10-17 25 
November 2013
28082618Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest Thread 20Yer a Magus, 'Arry. And ye think ye've figured out the trick to wandlore.Collective Game, Harry Potter Nasuverse Quest, Harry Potter, Nasu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Zelretch, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception2013-11-03 26 
August 2016
494290Starborn Quest 2: FireflyYou are Purps, you kicked a foxman's ass in a dance off. As a bodyguard you decide the best thing to do is ignore your missing principle.Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Festival, Grinnsmon, Doc, Lexington, Enigma, Firefly, Red eyes, Dancing Queen, Magic, Hona2016-08-21 6 
506656Starborn Quest 3: Undercover OverloadPurps embraces her inner fight club as Anna. She knows when to hold 'em, but it's quiet.Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Anna, Grinnsmon, Marie, Poker, Enigma, Firefly, Red eyes, Gambling, Magic, Disguise2016-08-25 6 
515522Starborn Quest 4: Street SweeperPurps gets a confession rather easily. She then demonstrates what happens when emotionally crippled starborn fight normal people. Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Grinnsmon, Combat, Poker, Enigma, Firefly, Red eyes, Terminator, Magic, Feelings2016-08-29 5 
518976Starborn Quest 5: There's No Turning BackEarly Archive; Purps and Hona return to Hona's home. Introspection and Snuggles occur.Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Grinnsmon, Combat, Snuggles, Enigma, Firefly, Red eyes, Terminator, Magic, Feelings2016-08-29 5 
September 2016
527483Starborn Quest 6: Fade to BlackA new foe appears, a cannibal priest of Darna. The title is appropriate.Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Grinnsmon, Combat, Boss fight, Enigma, Fail, Red eyes, Terminator, Death, Feelings2016-09-04 3 
October 2016
661650Starborn Quest 14: Undercover OverloadWe finish the aftermath of Mr Black, talk to Tornin and retrieve TARDIS wagonCollective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Anna, Grinnsmon, Marie, Poker, Enigma, Firefly, Red eyes, Gambling, Magic, Disguise2016-10-06 2 
November 2016
781659Starborn Quest 20: Purple RainPurps is up and fighting with a mysterious blue coated man, the dice gods are on board with her until they aren't. Luc Quest 2.0 anybody?Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Wounded, Combat, Rono Pass, Enigma, Fail, Red eyes, Wolfmen, Death, Luc2016-11-05 2 
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