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April 2011
14527687Dicko the GeniePeople attempt to get a wish out of a malicious, very solar-inclined genie.genie, sun, wish, dicko2011-04-09 11 
September 2013
27033006Djinn Quest You find a lamp and find yourself stuck as a genie with wishes to be granted. Djinn Quest, Genie Quest, Wishes, Anon, Collective Game2013-09-05 6 
September 2016
571888Fungeon: Forbidden Love Quest 9We resume the Fungeon Quest after a lengthy time apart. We kiss goodbye to our fiancĂ© and begin trying to form an adventuring party.GenieQuest, Hivemind, Fantasy, Adventure2016-09-22 1 
610906Fungeon: Forbidden Love Quest 10Where we hear a Shadow School is interested in us, we have an idea for solidly uniting our party (which goes horribly awry), and we get lostGenieQuest, Fantasy, Adventure2016-09-30 1 
October 2016
662180Being Super In a Megacity Quest 1you made things blow up on a massive scale, suffered employment problems, and finally decided to work with an usual villain.Super Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie 2016-10-11 4 
674611Being Super In a Megacity Quest 2We enter the Scar, make THE show, and leave because cool guys don't watch explosions.Super Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie2016-10-17 2 
694499Being Super In a Megacity Quest 3Boss figures out that when he tells us to go do something, we really do that thing. Also we met a special lady in a wasteland church.Super Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie 2016-10-19 2 
728350Being Super In a Megacity Quest 4 We trained, we fought brood, we talked epically and we partiedSuper Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie2016-10-29 1 
November 2016
761678Being Super in Megacity Quest 5/ENDOf sex and explosionsSuper Heroes, Super Villains, Walking the path of explosions, Genie 2016-11-02 2 
781575Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure Quest 1We find ourselves in the middle of a collapsed building with amnesia and a strange man before us. Things go from there.GenieQuest, Post Apocalypse, Post Apoc Amnesiac2016-11-12 5 
799065Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure Quest 2We venture out with the Shrouded One to a survivor-ran trade city...and get the shit shot out of us. We become a psion and end up in a cryptGenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-11-12 5 
819785Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure Quest 3We get ourselves out of the Undead Crypt we had gotten ourselves into, and with a great amount of wealth to boot...then we lose most of it.GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-11-23 5 
842725Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure Quest 4Err, actually in this one we pass the Undead Crypt's tests and get out. Then we go on a salvage spree with some survivors.GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-11-23 2 
December 2016
859251Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 5We get a sweet bike and arsenal, and a series of mishaps involving a very naughty witch leads to our employer ascending to heroic status.GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-12-02 2 
871345Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 6We flee to a distant bandit camp, where we become Lost and do Hellday training.GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-12-05 4 
887351Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 7We win a battle at sea, meet a zombie expert, and get ourselves into a training exercise that makes Hellday look like a Sunday strollGenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-12-09 2 
903421Post Apocalyptic Amnesiac Adventure Quest 8Slate Stone finds himself stuck in the same place, but this time it's a battle of the bands show down!genie, post apocalyptic, Slate stone, quest, civil quest, civ2016-12-10 2 
925767Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 9We finally make it to day 2 of the two week hell training, fight some more undead and when all hope seems to be lost ducks come to the rescuGenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2016-12-17 2 
944810 Post Apocalypse Amnesiac Adventure Quest 10 Genie The Siege training ends, Foxy is happy, then angry then ok. We meet CC, Bandits attack while we sleep and we find a collage townGenie, Post Apocalypse, Genieverse, Adventure, Collective Game, 2016-12-25 2 
January 2017
974225Post Apocalyptic Amnesiac Adventure Quest 11IN this thread, we get glimpses into the past, we almost ruin Christmas, then we do ruin it. We deal with girl problems and tell Mr N about,GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-01-02 2 
1031256Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 12.5We find a mountain of speakers sonically obliterating an endless army of zombies, sending rivers of blood towards the sea.GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-01-26 1 
1063596Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 13We make trade deals, return to home base, explore underwater, and try to figure out how to break up with a bandit necromancer.GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-01-28 1 
February 2017
1096599Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 15We escape an underwater menace, study necromancy, get a few hired guns, fight machines, and finally go to t mysterious abandoned collegeGenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-02-05 1 
1130674Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 16We nick some VR pods from the college, have an important chat with our lady, and visit our bandit diplomat friendGenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-02-16 1 
1165716Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 17We get some bandits, mutants, and a two bots, and back to the college town to dick around trying to break into a police station. Also, GHOSTGenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-02-25 1 
March 2017
51915763King asks for goblins to be "taken care of"A king asks /tg/ to take care of a goblin infestation. /tg/ misinterprets hilariously.goblins, literal genie, troll2017-03-04 4 
1199357Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventurer Quest 18 (And Final)We find clone soldiers in pods and wake them up, but before much can come of it the quest is suspended indefinitely (and a new one begun!)GenieQuest, Post Apocalyptic, Post Apoc Amnesiac Adventure2017-03-06 1 
1209743Cloak and Colony Quest 1It begins in a small colony on a world of isles in a pirate's nest of a system, our charisma leads to early wins but causes us some troublePirates, Zealots, Space Colony, Superhero, Gigolo life ain't easy, Ancient Ruins, Tropical Islands, Genie2017-03-09 1 
1238242Cape and Colony Quest 2After some strangeness we obtain great alien artifacts, so we buy a ship to put them on; and our hero tells his crush how he lost his v-cardPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-03-13 1 
April 2017
1295051Cape and Colony Quest 4Our luck with not being vindictively attacked by monsters is the worst. Fortunately our luck with killing them is not.Pirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-04-08 1 
1325357Cape and Colony Quest 5Rhys and the guards make their way back to town, only to find the shit is about to hit the fanPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-04-13 1 
1356438Cloak and Colony Quest 5.5We chase after a kidnapper in the rain amidst the embattled colonyPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-04-21 1 
1384121Cape and Colony Quest 6We board a pirate option to attempt a rescue mission, but things go horribly wrong; a desperate gambit averts disaster, but not without costPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-04-29 1 
May 2017
1411436Cape and Colony Quest 7In which it takes us the entire thread to decide who to recruitPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-05-08 1 
1438175Cape and Colony Quest 8We hire a manager and at last board our new (to us) AI mining ship, discovering things are... not great therePirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-05-29 1 
1476798Cape and Colony Quest 9The rebellious bot Ahbr and Advanced AI Rel still hate each other, but we got them to stop shooting at each for now at leastPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-05-29 1 
June 2017
1509013Cape and Colony Quest 10We finish checking out our new ship and return planetside to manage our new hiresPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-06-13 1 
1543162Cape and Colony Quest 11We have a big woopsie involving gravity grenadesPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-06-26 1 
July 2017
1580055Cape and Colony Quest 12We manage to fail our way to victory, saving the town from the gravity anomaly we accidentally causedPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-07-07 1 
1617022Cape and Colony Quest 13We begin the lengthy process of dealing with the aftermath of the gravity anomalyPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-07-13 1 
1643778Cape and Colony Quest 14We decide to throw a pirate party, and roll a critical failure to do so. Need I say more?Pirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-07-26 1 
August 2017
1674919Cape and Colony Quest 15Pirate party is in underway in the colony and something odd is happening with our ship AIPirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-08-04 1 
1744629Wicked Waters Quest 1We were given a golden ticket by our grandpa. Soon used it to become our own boss in a new world colony, with our skills as a shipwright.Golden ticket, 1800esk, Exploring New world, Genie, Swole of body and mind2017-08-17 1 
1709888Cape and Colony Quest 16Last one, pity since things were going okay for oncePirate, Zealot, Space Colony, Tropical Islands, Ancient Ruins, Superhero, Gigolo Life ain't easy, Genie, Cape and Colony, Rhys Osman2017-08-17 1 
1793475Alien Resistance Quest 1Tactics were used, aliens were slayed, and mutants made from alien weapons turned into our weapon. X-COM, Mutants, Genie, Getting shit done with mutants2017-08-30 2 
September 2017
1814822Alien Resistance Quest 2We did some research and found out what happens when mutants stay locked up.X-COM, Mutants, Genie, Getting shit done with mutants2017-09-05 1 
1840538Alien Resistance Quest 3 A chemist took some alien drugs, a mutant became to smart, and we survived a supply raid. X-COM, Mutants, Genie, Getting shit done with mutants2017-09-18 1 
1867223Alien Resistance Quest 4Recruiting, it was once a simple thing. Now a weapon to surpass gauss. X-COM, Mutants, Genie, Getting shit done with mutants2017-09-25 1 
October 2017
1896296Alien Resistance Quest 5Went to down to the office for some paper work. Ended up kicking the hornet nest. Called in weeds to help. Ask the base to deliver roundup.X-COM, Mutants, Genie, Getting shit done with mutants2017-10-07 1 
1923264Alien Resistance Quest 6Not much to say. We killed the plants, we got the info, and now we gotta get our boys home. If the game ever gets picked back up.X-COM, Mutants, Genie, Getting shit done with mutants2017-10-12 1 
1945478Song of Ice and Fire House Creation DM - GenieAfter talk and skill. We made a leader of men, grower of oranges, and a man of 3 children. Now Lord Norbert Melrose, enlighten thyself.Song of Ice and Fire, Genie, A Song of Blood and Oranges, 2017-10-12 2 
1953716House Melrose Quest 1Finished some paper work on the castle banner, chatted with the Mrs of our house, and meet with the smallfolk of land we had claims on.Song of Ice and Fire, Genie, A Song of Blood and Oranges, 2017-10-21 1 
1983203A song of Blood and Oranges: House Melrose Quest 2 Sent out a letter for archmaester help, pushed a claim for land, and filled our kids stat sheets.Song of Ice and Fire, Genie, A Song of Blood and Oranges, 2017-10-31 2 
November 2017
2024362A song of Blood and Oranges: House Melrose Quest 3 Slade met our friend Falkner. We got an Archmaester's help reviving the Godswood in the Small Castle. Then set sail to pay our respects. Song of Ice and Fire, Genie, A Song of Blood and Oranges, 2017-11-12 1 
March 2018
2347526Overlord Lair Quest 1 Welcome to the DungeonThe Magi who sought forbidden knowledge. Made a deal at a fine price. A Dungeon core was given placed in a magma Ocean and Goblins summoned.Genie, Overlord, Dungeon, Worried Dungeon with to many goblins, Of Goblins and Mecha2018-03-14 4 
2364694Overlord Lair Quest 2 Magma RisingGoblin Boss was a mistake. We did some upgrades to the dungeon and the goblins called forth 4 factions, with 1 bomb.Then someone bigger cameGenie, Overlord, Dungeon, Lava Lord cometh 2018-03-19 1 
2387357Overlord Lair Quest 3 The FloodOne Orc for a garden, Two Wretch to work, Three Dwarves to forge, and Undead to follow.Genie, Overlord, Dungeon, Undead, Dwarves, Wretch Hive2018-03-26 1 
April 2018
2418770Overlord Lair Quest 4 Enlightening OrdealsMinions lacking leadership made good gains. We summoned again with out protection and lacking equipment. Outsiders became mad at our waste.Genie, Overlord, Dungeon, Summoning in the wrong neighborhood2018-04-10 1 
2456745Overlord Lair Quest 5 Complex ProblemsDungeon GrowingGenie, Overlord, Dungeon,2018-04-25 1 
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