/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
October 2008
2744283Left Behind: Familars' TalesAnon posts excerpts from an unheard of 3rd party book about what happens to familiars whose masters die. More stories are posted. Manly tears are shed.Familiars, Dead, Manly Tears2008-10-06 7 
November 2008
2941741Devoted FamiliarA fa/tg/uys asks if having a bunny familiar would make him seem gay. A writefag shows him it would make him grimdark.writefag, bunnies, familiars2008-11-04 43 
May 2010
10098576The Worst DM In HistoryThread begins with a poster raging over a familiar that sponatneously dies of hunger. Thread moves on to the tale of a player knocking his DM unconcious with a Player Guide.Worst DM Ever Assassin Lazerus Familiars2010-05-27 66 
December 2012
22072787How to deal with a That GMOP's Barbarian is turned into a pregnant woman. Help and advice is given, hilarity and awesomeness suggestions ensueThat GM, That guy, Crazy ideas, Awesome Ideas, Undead baby familiar mount,2012-12-16 15 
April 2014
31513372Succubus familiar for female characterHaving a succubus familiar is perfectly okay if your character is female, right /tg/?succubus familiar, succubus, succubi, familiar, familiars, female character, female characters, yuri, angels and demons, angel, angels, demon, demons, D&D, alignment, anime2014-04-16 5 
August 2014
33884947Crafting a Cute Singularity FamiliarThe OP claims to have stumbled across a black hole while adventuring, and wants to turn it into a "problem" disposal system disguised as a cute young girl. A bit of fluff and hard science is discussed.black hole, singularity, familiar, monster girl, wizard, golem, little girl2014-08-05 14 
May 2017
53132945Awakening Thread 1We think up a setting where demons are commonplace for humans and are more like moths to magic.Awakening, Setting, Amalgam, Demon, Familiar2017-05-10 6 
November 2018
3012706An (un)familiar forest in an (un)familiar landA businessman becomes lost in unknown land(Un)familiar forest, Secret series quest2018-11-13 1 
July 2019
3617720Magical Contractor Quest 1Octavian leads Alice away from her cult’s farm to form a contract with her. The pair set out on the road, work on magic, and fight a monsterMagical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-07-12 4 
3659133Magical Contractor Quest 2Octavian defuses a fight, Alice gets some practice with her powers, goes on a shopping trip, and we stumble upon a monster in a small town.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-07-26 2 
August 2019
3702767Magical Contractor Quest 3Alice defeats a monster, saves a woman, and convinces Octavian to form a contract with her.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-08-11 4 
3748238Magical Contractor Quest 4The girls have a fairly quiet day. Jeanette gets to know her new abilities. Alice uses her strange magic on Alonso. Alice gets a family.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-08-29 2 
September 2019
3789176Magical Contractor Quest 5Octavian and the girls head out for a nice family dinner. Alice starts learning how to write. A pair of monsters launch a surprise attack.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-09-14 1 
October 2019
3827585Magical Contractor Quest 6Short thread due to QM absence. Octavian reacts poorly to some bad news.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-10-07 1 
3862572Magical Contractor Quest 7Octavian recalls some past events, discovers a little more about humanity, strikes up a relationship,& makes another possible discovery. Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-10-22 2 
November 2019
3887777Magical Contractor Quest 8Octavian reacts to possibly being a fae& gets drunk for the first time. We see things from other’s perspectives. Octavian has a bad “dream”?Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-11-08 1 
December 2019
3927777Magical Contractor Quest 9Octavian makes a couple of breakthroughs. A new MG determines her course of action. Alice makes a second attempt at fixing Alonso.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-12-05 1 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

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Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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