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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
July 2009
5234359ITT: getting back at faggot playersWhat starts as one DM picking on another retarded player becomes epic, with the Legend of 50 Copper and Ludi'drizz't50 copper, Ludi'drizz't, bard, epic2009-07-23 23 
October 2009
6163100Heavy Weapons Fightercharacter / item theorizing for a D&D3.5 variant paladin with a very very expensive crossbow.D&D, 3.5, charopt, TF2, heavy, keen crossbow, 220500gp in 12 seconds2009-10-07 1 
January 2010
7765640Warhammer 50k - Age of Exodus - Part III/tg/'s radically inventive new take on the Warhammer 40k fluff, thoroughly developed in two previous threads, imagines a future Imperium of Man completely enclosed within a Great Ship of godlike proportions. Many anons contribute everything from writefaggotry to detailed speculation, and the vision is further developed, unified and canonized in Part III. /tg/ geeks out and creates something legitimately amazing.50k, warhammer, wh40k, emperor, imperium, great ship, necrons2010-01-25 33 
7782415Warhammer 50k - Age of Exodus - Part IVWhere we discuss The Ship and a bit of what is happening outside it.50k, warhammer, wh40k, emperor, imperium, great ship2010-01-27 9 
February 2010
7973860Warhammer 50k - Age of Exodus - Part VThe Ship moves...again.50k, warhammer, wh40k, emperor, imperium, great ship2010-02-08 10 
January 2012
17735710The Ship Moves RPG: Into the BreachAfter the last crisis forcing the group to deal with swarms of 'nids, a new strain makes itself known and the group must help the Litany through an ISOLATUS sector. Collective Game, 50k, Namefaggotry,2012-01-31 -1 
July 2013
26163093Shadow Quest 50The Shadow confronts his Humanity.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 50, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-07-22 28 
June 2014
32528706The Ship MovesThe roles of xenos with some ideas for components, construction, maintenance and repair of The Ship as well as speculation of its destination.The Ship, 40k, 50k, xenos, Exodus2014-06-05 1 
July 2014
33451065Strike Witches of Gallia Quest You are humanity’s greatest hope for a future. You are a defender of freedom. You are a wielder of magic like no other. You are a Strike Witch.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-07-16 7 
33607888Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #2You are the chosen ones of the German Army. You shall seek combat and train yourselves to endure any manner of test. To you, battle shall be the fulfillment. - 1st Commandant of the German FallschirmjägersCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-07-23 1 
33798990Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #3 If we lose the war in the air we lose the war and lose it quickly. - Bernard Law Montgomery Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-07-31 4 
August 2014
33936020Hellborn Quest 50Beach party beach party party at the beach.Collective Game, Hellborn Quest, 502014-08-06 20 
33947293Hellborn Quest 50 (Part 2)The party winds down.Collective Game, Hellborn Quest, 50, Part 22014-08-06 20 
33941045Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #4Flying men, guarding the nation's borders, we'll be there followed by more! In echelon, we carry on! Nothing will stop the Army Air Corps! - Into the Wild Blue Yonder, USAAF MarchCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-06 3 
33964210Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #5Strategic air assault is wasted if it is dissipated piecemeal in sporadic attacks between which the enemy has an opportunity to readjust defenses or recuperate. - General H. H. "Hap" Arnold, USAAFCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-07 6 
34112673Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #6"We have to begin a new thinking, I am on the Russian side, and therefore I would like to live with the Russians.... I am happy now to be a Russian prisoner. I know that all I have done is wrong and I have now only one wish. That is to fly with the Russian Air Force." - Hermann Graf, Luftwaffe Flying AceCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-13 5 
34137121Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #7It was the largest-calibre rifled weapon ever used in combat, the heaviest mobile artillery piece ever built in terms of overall weight, and fired the heaviest shells of any artillery piece. - Description of the Schwerer Gustav 80cm Railway gunCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-14 2 
34277377Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #8"I've seen many men die right in front of me - so many in fact that I've become almost hardened to it. Having seen the worst that human beings can do to each other, the results of torture, mutilation and seeing someone blown to pieces by a bomb, you develop a kind of shell. But you had to. You had to. Otherwise we would never have won." - Christopher LeeCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-20 5 
34300860Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #9The prisoner, having reached the depth of his depression, gradually reawakens to the life around him. He licks himself and his wounded pride, opens his eyes, and finds that far away on the horizon there is still a ray of sunlight left. - P.H. NewmanCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-21 5 
34438414Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #10“A man must know his destiny… if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder… if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.” - George S. Patton, GeneralCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-27 8 
34462160Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #11Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world: We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls. - Winston ChurchillCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-28 6 
September 2014
34602540Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #12"Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few." - Winston ChurchillCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-03 5 
34626805Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #13"I'll come back as soon as I can with as much as I can. In the meantime, you've got to hold!" - General Douglas MacArthurCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-04 5 
34793289Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #14"Good night, then - sleep to gather strength for the morning. For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly on all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn." - Winston ChurchillCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-11 5 
34815507Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #15"The fruits of victory are tumbling into our mouths too quickly." - Emperor HirohitoCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-12 5 
34932931Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #16"Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it." - George S. PattonCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-17 5 
34955574Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #17"They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." Sir Arthur "Bomber" HarrisCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-18 6 
35112721Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #18"If the tanks succeed, then victory follows." - Heinz GuderianCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-25 6 
October 2014
35282547Tank Witches of Gallia QuestYou are Rosemary Finken.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie, Rosemary2014-10-03 8 
35430778Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #19"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." - Jane HowardCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-10-10 6 
35587695Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #20"Lend to Defend the Right to be Free" - US War Bond CampaignCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-10-17 5 
35751327Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #21"From infancy on, we are all spies; the shame is not this but that the secrets to be discovered are so paltry and few." - John UpdikeCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-10-25 5 
November 2014
36040499Tank Witches of Gallia Quest #2Peace in our time. - Neville ChamberlainCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie, Rosemary2014-11-08 7 
36330068Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #22"In a life and death struggle, we cannot afford to leave our destinies in the hands of failures." - Clement AtleeCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-11-22 5 
36487698Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #23 "I should like to pay the highest tribute for the most gallant fight put up against impossible odds." - Admiral John ToveyCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-11-30 7 
December 2014
36623078Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #24Which character in your quest would be voiced by Steve Blum?Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-12-07 13 
June 2015
40859981Novice Heretek Quest 50In which we almost fuck a teenager, we repair a skull and improve some robotic wings!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ502015-06-27 10 
May 2016
2334350% Human Quest 1Half man, half blob50%Human, blobs, Quest, Collective Game2016-05-01 6 
68958Hellborn Quest 150Sierra continues to confront a large woman.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1502016-05-06 12 
6115750% Human Quest 2We grow in power, to amounts we have difficultly managing.50%Human, blobs, Quest, Collective Game2016-05-09 1 
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