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April 2018
2459988A New Mutant Quest Issue #2We kill a crime boss, have some soul food and make Yellow T-shirt pay for it, get mindfucked by cosmic forces, and go to bed.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Marvel, Afungi, Collective Game2018-04-23 8 
May 2018
2490032A New Mutant Quest Issue #3We meet Death, torch our soiled pants, get in a high-speed pursuit with the police, and temporarily become /k/.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Marvel, Afungi, Collective Game2018-05-04 8 
2550381A New Mutant Quest Issue #4We call a cab, listen to a fun radio news station, get a warning from an "unknown" mutant, and go to a club to meet with Silvermane.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Collective Game2018-05-26 3 
June 2018
2611469A New Mutant Quest Issue #5We make the old lion bow, have another run in with Spider-boy that pretty much outs us, and decide to go on a date.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-06-16 2 
July 2018
2684590A New Mutant Quest Issue #6We go on that date with Ren, give a speech to Itsuki's recruits, and choose to go after Kingpin's lawyer.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-07-12 3 
August 2018
2794030A New Mutant Quest Issue #7We get a new mutant recruit, devise a master plan, take our first step to ascendance, hear our father's name, and begin to move on Kingpin.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-08-24 2 
September 2018
2851981A New Mutant Quest Issue #8The master plan is executed with few unexpected surprises, and Kingpin is toppled. Partying and revelations ensue before meeting a lion.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-09-13 2 
October 2018
2905549A New Mutant Quest Issue #9Structure and operation changes, cleaning up more pitiful enemy factions, making a new ally, and learning about warehouses.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-10-06 1 
2963691A New Mutant Quest Issue #10We convince everyone we’re a good guy, get a vision of HMQ, decide how we’ll move on Kingpin’s leftovers, reveal our nature, and have some A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-10-27 0 
November 2018
3019133A New Mutant Quest Issue #11We accept our past and avoid killing Marcus, then chat with Cuda, call up some supers, and finish the first chapter!A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-11-17 1 
December 2018
3061211A New Mutant Quest Issue #12We meet and talk with mercs, win over the Tinkerer, and spend time with Ren who stops being quite herself...A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2018-12-09 0 
January 2019
3115513A New Mutant Quest Issue #13We figure out Ren a little, have some training, chat with inner circle, then go begin handling the Triads.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-01-02 2 
3151170A New Mutant Quest Issue #14Triads are handled, Felon gives info on pro/anti mutant groups, and Kojo talks to himself.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-01-18 1 
February 2019
3188459A New Mutant Quest Issue #15Two assassins, time spent with crew and best bro, another side of Kojo revealed, and sorcery lessons with a strange man.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-02-02 2 
3226706A New Mutant Quest Issue #16We meet a tin can, talk to ourselves more, suffer, and go burner shopping.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-02-15 1 
3268598A New Mutant Quest Issue #17More magic time with Doc Strange, more crew division planning, and time with Marcus and Alex.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-02-28 2 
March 2019
3314697A New Mutant Quest Issue #18We study magic some more, visit the End, have an early dinner, and confront ourself before going on a pimp hunt.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-03-16 1 
April 2019
3359320A New Mutant Quest Issue #19We eat a pimp, learn some more magic, talk with the crew, and go out to eat with best bro.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-04-01 2 
3399876A New Mutant Quest Issue #20We have brunch with best bro, talk a bit with our inner circle, and teach some magic.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-04-15 2 
May 2019
3438556A New Mutant Quest Issue #21We talk with Alex, sleep, go out for breakfast with best bro, and revisit our old home.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-05-01 1 
3476402A New Mutant Quest Issue #22We rage against ourselves, relax in the park, attend the conference, master the advanced magics, and go to the Daily BugleA New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-05-19 1 
June 2019
3520577A New Mutant Quest Issue #23We figure out Spider-boy's identity, teach magic, do the press conference, meet someone who knew both our parents, and sit down with N&M.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-06-11 0 
3576913A Nine-Headed Serpent Quest - Chapter 1We meet our family, bury our father at sea, plot to destroy a great house, and maybe commit treason.A Nine-Headed Serpent Quest, /qst/, Afungi, ASOIAF, Collective Game2019-06-30 2 
July 2019
3616650A New Mutant Quest Issue #24We go to prison, befriend some supers, are judged not guilty, and confront Strange.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-07-15 1 
August 2019
3674486A Nine-Headed Serpent Quest - Chapter 2We slaughter the Sunderlys, grant a lordship, plot a marriage, and chat with our family.A Nine-Headed Serpent Quest, /qst/, Afungi, ASOIAF, Collective Game2019-08-06 1 
September 2019
3744923A New Mutant Quest Issue #25We have a dream of the past, find out what Deirdre knows, become a demon cat, pick out a place, breakdown, and learn of The-One-Above-All.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-09-01 0 
3800064A New Mutant Quest Issue #26It's the Right Time, we go through SoL hell, get our paperwork done, and meet with Phineas again.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-09-28 0 
October 2019
3856666A New Mutant Quest Issue #27Super Satan Quads, check-ups all around, company business, familiar strangers, and two X chromosomes in 23 pairs.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-10-22 0 
December 2019
3926638A New Mutant Quest Issue #29We redpill someone on souls, realize we've been repressing some memories of being molested spiritually, meet a patriot, and go to Parker'sA New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2019-12-08 0 
January 2020
3968360A New Mutant Quest Issue #30We finish having dinner at the Parkers, have a vision of the past, and chill by a lake.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2020-01-07 0 
4019977Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith Episode #1We are Magnus Faxerus, see 'Rev' and an echo, learn some Force Abilities, make a maybe-friend with Yang, and get fucked with.Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith, Afungi, /qst/, Star Wars, Collective Game2020-01-24 5 
March 2020
4076108A New Mutant Quest Issue #31We sort out some of our collection issues, talk with Alex, go to therapy, and talk with Alex againA New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game 2020-03-08 0 
4128229Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith Episode #2We train, meet acolytes, train them, get close to nox, get a pet, and Get an entire army of them.Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith, Afungi, /qst/, Star Wars, Collective Game2020-03-30 1 
April 2020
4172176A New Mutant Quest Issue #32We gain a worshiper, therapize with Laura, and visit our grandparents for a bloody dream.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2020-04-22 0 
May 2020
4212437Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith Episode #3We catch up with our acolytes, master Mind Manipulation, and unearth a tomb before MORTAL KOMBAT!Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith, Afungi, /qst/, Star Wars, Collective Game2020-05-15 1 
June 2020
4260362A New Mutant Quest Issue #33We meet old surrogate parents, make ammends, meet our real parents, and face down with our old self.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2020-06-12 0 
July 2020
4305869Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith Episode #4We fuck up, under go training with Holocron Hord, order our disciples to start shit, encounter a cult of Miraluka, and conjure Bug Kittens.Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith, Afungi, /qst/, Star Wars, Collective Game2020-07-10 1 
August 2020
4364568A New Mutant Quest Issue #34We finish talking to ourselves, leave the Moons' house, and go back to ours to find our pets inside.A New Mutant Quest, /qst/, Afungi, Marvel, Collective Game2020-08-18 0 
September 2020
4417209Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith Episode #5We create life, body mod ourselves, train really good, and get hospitalized before trials are announced.Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic and the True Sith, Afungi, /qst/, Star Wars, Collective Game2020-09-19 1 
October 2020
4466997Shadowrun: The Neo-80s Thread #1The team is formed through FOOD FIGHT, we make a thrill gang break up, have fun with Karaoke, and go our separate ways for downtime.Shadowrun: The Neo-80s, Afungi, /qst/, Collective Game2020-10-25 3 
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