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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

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September 2013
27332789Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. QuestIn which we enter the Zone and begin inflicting untold misery on the local garrison with weapon-grade cuteness.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-20 2 
27351367Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 2)In which we forage for supplies and get ourselves abducted.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-21 -2 
27452864Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 3)In which we find some perfectly edible mushrooms.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-27 -3 
27469519Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 4)In which we part ways with the team.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-28 -4 
October 2013
27810504Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 5)In which we dream of happier times, and find civilization.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-10-18 -4 
27822261Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 5 Cont.)In which we consider the need to be more paranoid in the future.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-10-19 -6 
27935493Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 6)In which we earn ourselves a new nickname.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-10-25 -6 
November 2013
28054227Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 7)In which we smoothly avoid being drugged by a creepy old man.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-01 -4 
28179464Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 8)In which we whine about how unfair our life is being.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-08 -7 
28435343Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 9)In which we make the delivery with little trouble.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-22 -7 
28554670 Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 10)In which we return to Skadovsk.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-30 -8 
28563318Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 10)In which we return to Skadovsk.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-30 -6 
December 2013
29149777Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 11)In which the legend of Princess Loli of the Zone is born.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-12-29 -5 
January 2014
29367526Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 12)In which we make breakfast, and some new friends.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-08 -4 
29430930Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 13)In which we learn what it feels like to be a hero.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-11 -4 
29533166Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 14)In which we get to know our new friends a little better, and question their sexuality.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-15 -4 
29704936Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 15)In which weapon-grade cuteness finally gets weaponized.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-22 -4 
29772025Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 16)In which we develop some serious doubts about Kris.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-25 -4 
29876226Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 17)In which we prepare a chocolatey breakfast.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-29 -4 
February 2014
29995420Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 18)In which we [PERSPECTIVE SWITCH!]Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-03 -3 
30011031Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 18 Act II)In which we locate the treasure!Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-04 -4 
30113213Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 19)In which the team gains a new, clearly trustworthy member.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-09 -4 
30191465Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 20)In which another cute creature is recruited to our cause.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-12 -4 
30231807Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 21)In which he gives you the chocolate.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-14 -4 
30298735Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 22)In which we play tag and learn how to survive in the Zone.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-17 -3 
30388269Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 23)Rocks fall, everyone dies.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-21 -4 
March 2014
30610387Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 24)In which Kris plays a strategy game.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-03 -4 
30758571Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 25)In which the package gets returned to the sender.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-10 -4 
30916648Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 26 Teaser)In which we get a dapper new suit, and they have a tank.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-18 -4 
30992620Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 26)In which they definitely have a tank.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-22 -4 
31135127Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 27)In which they still have a tank, but at least nobody else has died.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-29 -4 
April 2014
31201399Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 28) Loli has a cunning plan.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-01 -4 
31445399Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 30)We have a short recap before the adventure continues.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-13 -4 
31489176Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 31)A midnight encounter goes better than expected.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-15 -4 
31554842Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 32)The team have breakfast, little of interest occurs.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-18 -4 
May 2014
32013932Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 33)In which a few screws may be loose.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-05-09 -4 
32034496Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 33 Cont.) The team consider the benefits of the nine mike mike pension plan.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-05-10 -4 
32236976Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 34)We play a game.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-05-20 -4 
June 2014
33062002Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 35)A reminder that man and monster aren't the only threats in the Zone.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-06-28 -3 
July 2014
33186102Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 36)Loli gets some rest. Kris leads a supply run.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-04 -1 
33267927Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 37)In which we relax with Vasa.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-08 -1 
33353733Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 37 Act II)In which we learn a circus trick.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-12 0 
33425182Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 38)Kris tells a story, and not much else happens.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-15 0 
33650872Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 39)In which Dave is as helpful as ever.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-25 0 
33742257Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 40)A look into the mind of Dave.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-29 0 
August 2014
33907837Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 41)In which we spend four hours buying stuff.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-08-05 1 
34184777Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 42)In which we throw a tantrum.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun2014-08-16 0 
34475298Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 43)In which we get some answers.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-08-29 1 
September 2014
34595804Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 44)We chase after Dave, get railroaded, and then Kaleun pulls a TWEEEESTCollective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-09-03 1 
34671635Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 45)GRAND FINALE EDITIONCollective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-09-06 2 
34786767Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest: Wish Granter EditionDeleted and Alternate Scenes, as well as some Q&A.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-09-11 1 
34792246Airport QuestAn exceedingly high class prostitute gets recruited for a special mission.Collective Game, XCOM, Loli STALKER, Dent,2014-09-11 6 
October 2014
35344293Long War Quest Part III In which we seduce a robot and rescue a Loli.Collective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-06 3 
35429974Long War Quest Part IVIn which our team meets and interesting person and we capture an alien. Collective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-10 3 
35628206Long War Quest Part V In which we meet time travelling Soviets, Shota breaks and Dave remains a dickCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-20 5 
November 2014
35937742Long War Quest Part VIWe answer the phone, Rescue the Gimp and duel to the death with whiskyCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-03 5 
36058715Long War Quest Part VII - Part 1We discover our British friend won X-Com, the war became public and that the thread fell into autosage really quicklyCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-09 3 
36062206Long War Quest Part VII (Part 2)Seducing women with headbutts, Loli Riding a floater to the moon and chrysalids chrysalids everywhereCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-09 6 
36327550Long War Quest Part VIIIIn which the Brit is kidnapped by a DutchmanCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-22 0 
February 2015
38045705Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Friday 13th Hijack)In which a dead quest is ruthlessly defiled just for the fun of it.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Spin-off2015-02-14 4 
March 2015
38393693Long War Quest Part IXUrban Combat and HelicoptersCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2015-03-01 2 
38829941Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Friday 20th Hijack)In which a dead quest is further defiled just to mess with you.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Spin-off2015-03-21 4 
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