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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
August 2010
11702594Zerg Quest VIIICerebrate Anon has conquered Aiur, but lost the Protoss. To celebrate, it absolutely ruins the life of a single Terran man. Kerrigan is born.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Mengsk, Kerrigan, I have no mouth and must scream2010-08-17 22 
October 2010
12354135Zerg Quest XVThe Second Battle of Aiur rages on, the largest conflict in recorded history. It ends with a goddamn bang. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but damn.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Kerrigan, Overmind, Aiur, EPIC, Goddamn Feneschal, Since when does CA do screenshots?2010-10-07 14 
12517127Zerg Quest XVIIRoutine planning meeting to consolidate power takes a turn for the horrific as Nargil initiates something unspeakable. A dark force returns. All hope built over the last 15 threads may be lost.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, fleshlings, Starcraft, WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?, Kerrigan, true evil, Bernie2010-10-21 20 
January 2011
13672056Zerg Quest XXVIIIWith VoidGate pacified and Kingston's invasion safely resolved (well, anyway, not immediately violent), Anon turns to what really matters: ultralisks with missile turrets jutting out of their asses. No, really. Also, Kerrigan is back. Hey, sis!Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Kerrigan, Cerebrate Trollface, Michael Cerabrate2011-01-27 17 
February 2011
13759933Zerg Quest XXIXAnon meets with Little Sister, and her irritability is lessened substantially when Anon comes up with a tactical plan that surprises even Cerebrate Anon. A battle of pretty epic proportions ensues, and the political climate of the Koprulu Sector changes. A LOT.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Out-Kingstoning2011-02-03 11 
March 2011
14189514Zerg Quest XXXIVAnon deal with the Moria situation, and then has a round of ban issues again. Things step up again as Kerrigan schemes and Anon finally figures out what the hell this Goryu business is all about.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Unnecessary Ban2011-03-10 10 
14268298Zerg Quest XXXVAnon deals (relatively) swiftly with the Dyles Entity, and does its best to egg VoidGate into pissing off the Protoss. Worlds burn. Good times.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Skynet2011-03-17 10 
May 2011
14895317Zerg Quest XLIAnon finds a tiny little hamlet out in the boonies of space. There, it discovers that galactic politics have shifted in ways it never could have imagined. Oh, shit.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Skynet, UED, Oh fuck oh fuck2011-05-12 10 
June 2011
15280730Zerg Quest XLVFollowing VoidGate's annihilation, the Swarm turns its segmented eyes to its other neighbors. Also, it built a robot butler (does YOUR quest have a robot butler?).Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Kerrigan, Was I supposed to run a quest tonight?2011-06-16 15 
August 2011
16053713Zerg Quest LVKerrigan has a plan, and politicians make it more interestingZerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Prelude to the Fall of Man, Kerrigan, Everything went better than expected2011-08-25 11 
September 2011
16136082Zerg Quest LVILet's synergize our communication zones and break some paradigms.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Kerrigan, Raynor, Contract Negotiations, Very complicated paperwork2011-09-01 12 
January 2012
17508369Zerg Quest LXVIIIYou know what, Duran? We don't need any of your shit. Get out.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Kerrigan, 80s Bands on /tg/2012-01-12 10 
17637446Zerg Quest LXXSunday Zerg Quest? Inconceivable! In this thread, LOTS of internal politics. Nuclear politics.Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Bernie, Kerrigan, Nukes, Lying to genocide/rape survivors, Not even thinking twice about it, Group Therapy2012-01-23 10 
February 2012
18113066Zerg Quest LXXVIThe attack on Earth is underway, and we're on the humans' side? Heroic rolls abound!Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Dyles, Kerrigan, Anti-Criticals, Earth, Ridge Scratchers, Replacement Robot Butler2012-02-27 11 
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