You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion

and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in

his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
3. Have sex with at least three of them. (1/3)

Loot
Alien Repair Bots
Mysterious Alien Sphere
Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery

Mansion Status:
Facilities: Beachfront property
Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
Gardens: Fair (2 of 5)
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Average (3 of 5)

Staff
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Warm 8/10)
Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
Jehanne, the paladin (Trust)
Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust (Hostile)
SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
Koyomi, your japanese gamer science nerd.

35 XP

So you've just met your new hire. She's Japanese, she's a gamer, and she's a nerd, and she wants to fuck you silly. But she's also completely distracted by the MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SPHERE.

It is Evening of Day 6 of 30

WHAT DO?

>>9096268
so, I believe the question was, do we take science maid from behind as she examines the alien device?
I mean, she did offer...

>>9096271
Hold on, I gotta catch up, I was half reading the thread and half watching Orphan. Shit was great.

>>9096287
That question was already thoroughly answered in the last thread.

>>9096287
I believe this is what we agreed to.

walk up behind her, hand on her hips.
ask if she still wants to.

>>9096268
DICK DRIVE ENGAGED
INITIATING PENETRATION SEQUENCE IN 5, 4, 3, 2...

>>9096271
DONT let the probe transport her off somewhere, leaving us to go on a wacky, shenanigan filled quest to get her back

>>9096304
>>9096298
>>9096287
We should also lock the door. Just in case.

"You like what you see?"

"It's incredible! I've never seen anything like it!"

"You wanna take a closer look?"

"C-Can I?"

"Sure. In fact, touch it right *here*"

"Eh? No, I couldn't -- ohhh..."

"Feels good, right?"

"Y-Yes..."

>>9096271

Ask her if she knows what it is.

Also, inquire re: Genderswap.

SHE'S OPEN!

INTO THE BREACH, MEN!

Next hire... we need twins.

>>9096335

I'm for this.

>>9096287
You lock the door behind you, unzip your pants, and whip out your cock. Pulling her skirt up, you pull down her panties as she continues inspecting the device.

"What are you doing?" she asks off-handedly.

"Fucking you."

"Oh, go for it," she says. "Just don't screw with my concentration."

>>9096347

While fucking, ask her if she can do genderswaps.

>>9096347
>Just don't screw with my concentration

That's exactly what we are going to do.

>>9096347
what? really?
oh. this is actually working.
thank you op

>>9096347
:/ mention that we are not that hot any more...

also tell her she will have to go see the head maid to start her training soon

>>9096347

Give her concentration the most strenuous test it has ever undergone.

>>9096380
This. Play with her clit as much as possible.

>>9096347
"So, what do you think it is?"

>>9096347
"You didn't say not to screw your concentration."

>>9096347
...Is she implying we have a small cock?

FISTING TIME.

>>9096411
how about no

>>9096347
>>9096354
>>9096358
>>9096368

You slam into her hard, over and over and over again, grunting in pleasure as her tight pussy is wrapped around your hard cock. Koyomi doesn't seem to give a shit, she's continuing her study of the alien device as you continue to slam into her hot sexy pussy over and over and over again.

"Interesting, interesting," she says. "According to my records, this is completely in-line with the other Reticulan artifacts we've discovered. This appears to be the collection slot for female genetic material. . . and this here seems to be the activation system. If I were to do this. . ."

She touches a button. Something whirs, and the alien sphere begins to hum and glow, arcane alien symbols appearing on its surface and swirling under the mirrored finish.

If she hears your question about genderswaps, she doesn't seem to answer.

>>9096403

DOHOHOHO.

>>9096389

Yes. Start with some cunnilingus, then penetration, squeeze her tits, etc. This is a JOB INTERVIEW, damnit!

>>9096389
This. Go out of your fucking way to make her enjoy this. Her concentration can go to hell.

>>9096347
Screw with her concentration + dirty talk combo move.

Fuck her silly and make her love our hot hot alien tech, I mean our personality.

>>9096380
run distraction my good man

>>9096422

Continue fucking her. Play with her clit. Nibble her ear.

>>9096422
Gentlemen. We are perverts. But more importantly, we are masters, and she needs to learn how things work around here.

I think it's time for a donkey punch.

>>9096422
GOD DAMN IT

BURN XP TO AFFECT THE BITCH

SHE SHALL NOT INSULT HER MASTER BY IGNORING HER

>>9096347
Give her some oral attention first.

In fact, thorough foreplay. If she doesn't want us to break her concentration, we need to know what would break it, and the only way to find that out is by experimentation.

>>9096422
what really?

:/ considering this is maid i guess its possibly for her to not even be fully human....

whatever, finish up and tell her to go join the head maid for training

>>9096422
FINISH BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS

>>9096422

Let's try if telling her of the Bolter, Power Armour and death ray we have lying around will get her off.

>>9096422
Switch to anal.

>>9096422

...you guys are seriously fucking the mad scientist during her job interview?

Well, may as well make it anal.

>>9096426
>>9096403
>>9096380
>>9096358
>>9096430
>>9096432
>>9096436
>>9096444

You lean forward and nibble in her ear as you pause in the middle of fucking, pulling out and letting your cock rub against her wet clit. She blinks a bit, then goes back to studying the symbols.

"Don't do that, you're distracting me. . . now, hang on, I think this might be the main control line. . . if I remember my Reticulan. . ."

> 8

You bite her ear gently, making her ooh a bit, and her hand slips across the surface of the sphere.

Taking our time and initiating a buildup would be good. Won't distract her as much, as is more likely to gain her attention later on mention of the probulator.
Also, extensive study is for our scientist maid. Hold off on asking about gender change until after the sexings though.

>>9096469

Last resort.

And use lube. We're not a monster.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9096422
She's a gamer, we need to get her to roleplay. So there's only one thing to do.

We pull out. Then before we go back in, WE PUT ON OUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.

Rolling my d20 to see how well this goes.

>>9096487
Don't give up! Success must be had!

>>9096487

QUICK! TURN AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION AND RIDE THE BLASTWAVE

>>9096422
>collection slot for female genetic material
Ohohohoho

>>9096487

we're gonna end up with tits and a vag, I know it.

Which means it then wouldn't be gay to fuck Kat, which means those homophobic fags would shut up.

PRESS ON! SO WE CAN THEN FUCK OUR DELICIOUS TRAPMAID!

>>9096487
Damn it.

My boner's gone soft.

now I need to play Kengoku Sekan. AGAIN.

>>9096447
Well, let's ram her ass and see how she likes that. We'll worry about turning it inside out later.

>>9096487
this alien device was made by a species that needs female genetic material
we are fucking a girl near a device of unknown purpose
CHANCES OF SHIT GOING BAD = 100%

So. Anal?

>>9096487
>hand on main controls

You know what, let's just pause until she finishes what she's doing. We can wait.

>>9096487

Okay, yeah, its anal time.

>>9096528
Like a fist of god destroying a canyon.

>>9096528
Sounds good.

>collection slot for female genetic material
I'll bet our new friend's spilling some at the moment. Let's collect a bit and pour it in.

>>9096528
Nope. Pull out, blow our wad right into the collection chute.

Just to see what happens.

>>9096487
either finish up without distracting her, or just stop entirely.
DAMN IT ANNON YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING

>>9096487
Well, we do have to test her if we're going to let her play with our toys, right? She has to be capable of multi-tasking and appreciating her master. And we should make sure she looks upon this fondly, and not just because she got to play with only 1 of our 3 orbs.

>>9096528
Stick the anal part of the device in her ass and keep fucking her pussy.

>>9096543
This sounds retarded.
LET US DO IT.

>>9096528
PREPARE THE LASER BEAM

WE'RE GONNA USE TONIGHT

>>9096528
'Till it bleeds.

>>9096547
This as well. After all, she wants to inspect the whole device, right? And we presumably don't have it completely connected to a form of data transmissal, so further study on what it does after is good.

All right, I'm not seeing a good consensus here. . . the major options I'm seeing are.

1. Anal
2. Continue to distract
3. Leave her alone.
4. Blow our load into the collection slot.

>>9096610
111111111111111111111111111111111

>>9096610
2

>>9096610
1 and 2 at the same time, duh!

>>9096610
Continue to distract. Anal without a condom is a bad idea. Cunnilingus time.

>>9096610

The majority seems to favor anal.

With lube.

>>9096610
get her to RP

>>9096610
Anal.

That's what the bitch gets for ignoring us!

Fuck anal. Distract!

>>9096610
4.

Well, combine 1 and 2. But then finish with 4.

>>9096627
>The majority seems to favor anal.

Yes.

>With lube.

ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg

>>9096610

2, please.

>>9096635
THIS. Also, two. So, RP and some sex play?

>>9096610
Continue to distract, but slowly. Once her hands aren't over main controls, then very much distract. Introduce probulator for anal while we build up. After she enjoys herself quite a bit, we finish by unloading ourselves into the sample slot.

>>9096610
ANALITY
scorpion.jpg

Lick clit. Watch her squirm.

2 + whatever.

But 2.

>>9096610
...For once, let's not do something ridiculously retarded.

On the other hand, surprise buttsecks is incredibly hot so...1.

I'd say just finish vaginally, but since that does not seem to be an option...
1, with lube.

>>9096643
THIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS

>>9096610
1!

>>9096643
Quite like this option.

EVERYTHING about this situation screams shit is going to go horribly
EVERYTHING
but you just keep having anal sex annon
see where that gets you.

>>9096697
It gets us into a tight little ass

Whatever we do, don't do one if we want to finish vaginally. TWO.

Okay, seems like people want to distract her with anal. . .

Use the probe or your dick?

>>9096697

Its MAID QUEST, of course it's gonna end badly.

THATS WHY ITS MAID QUEST, YOU IDIOT.

>>9096711
BOTH

>>9096711

PROBE!

>>9096711

Dick. We don't quite know how the probe works yet.

>>9096610
2

>>9096711
Probe. That's what it's there for.

I'd ask why we have it on us, but I probably know what the answer will be.

>>9096711
probe. Its experimentation, the best kind of science!

>>9096711
Keep your dick in her vag, but the probe goes in her ass. Double time!

>>9096697
You act like we're trying to avoid trouble or something. That... that's not really what this is about.

>>9096711
I'll pick dick for SATAN, (and not Alicia, for fuck's sake) GUIDE MY DICK, sir.

>>9096711
Make sure we've hired her, then:

Probe (anal) + Tongue (Cunnilingus).

>>9096711
Dick.

We can try jamming the probe in later, but we start with the dick.

>>9096711
probe

>>9096723

STICK THE PROB IN THE DICK, THEN FUCK HER

>>9096717
Probe. Finish vaginally.

Oh god I didn't really think probe was going to be a serious answer, why did I even vote it.

This can only end... humorously?

Just make sure we've hired her so this counts.

>>9096758
+1

>>9096742
This one! DO EET!!

this should already count as a sexing, so (2/3) right?

Probulator for anal while distracting her with us in vagina. Continue distraction. Finish up by firing load into sample slot.

>>9096711
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>9096761
Well, I mean, it IS an anal probe...

Wow. Uh. This quest turned from humorous pervy hijinks to creepomaximum.

Reaching out for the probe that had once been in Samantha's ass, you press it against Koyomi's ass.

"Wait!" she shouts, suddenly distracted. "What are you doing!?"

"Just finishing up here, love," you murmur, continuing to thrust into her pussy.

"Wait! Don't use that!" she shouts. "The device is at 99% capacity! If you enter my genetic information. . ."

As she struggles to try to get free of you, she suddenly realizes that, being bent over a slick metal sphere is not exactly the best position to try and wrestle free of someone who's got you from behind.

>>9096783
There's a difference?

>>9096783
Not our fault this girl wanted to jump our bones so quickly.

>>9096793


This can only end badly.

Well, I guess we should stop.

>>9096783
You did catch the trip through lusty hell, right? Anal probe sex is smalltime.

>>9096793
Ok, don't use the probe, finish and let her explain what the device is used for.

>>9096793
STOP PROBE STOP PROBE

>>9096793
this promises disaster. Continue!

This shit is crazy

We'll end up having a weird alien chick come out of that sphere right?

>>9096808
This.

Let's not wreck a good thing, stop probe.

>>9096793
Pause. "If we enter your genetic information what?"

ALL PROBES SET TO STOP.
DICKS SET TO OVERTIME.

>>9096793

Okay, no probe.

"What would happen if it got your info?"

Meanwhile, stick our dick in her ass.

>>9096793
PRESS ON!

WE SHALL NOT STOP FOR ANYTHING COMRADES
NOT
ONE
STEP
BACKWARDS!

>>9096793
Accede to her demands, proceed with normal anal while continuing distractions.
However this ends, we have to be the one to provide that final 1% and do horrible things to the collection data.

>>9096830
This sounds entirely reasonable.

Retreat probe, immediately distract her with stimulation while demanding explanation of what will happen 'when' you use it.

>>9096793
Stop with the probulator, ask what's going on.

Then blow our wad into the collection chute. That should mess up the alien plans nicely.

Also, lie down. We hold onto her until our back hits the floor, then let go.

DON'T STOP. CONTINUE AS PLANNED.

>>9096793
S
T
O
P
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

>>9096793
I'm not going to puss out! I just came from hell, damn it! Onwards!

Overall consensus seems to be to stop.

You stop, but keep yourself in her, pinning her to the sphere. She's trembling, and for the first time, is actually scared. "So," you ask. "What the hell is this thing?"

"It's. . . an alien infiltrator incubation device," Koyomi says softly. "It's used by the Reticulans to develop infiltrators for when they conquer a planet. . . we think. It takes a sample of genetic material from a wide variety of humans, then uses it to create a perfect infiltration clone that will serve as their spy among us." She closes her eyes, breathing heavily, still pinned against the sphere. "This one needs just one more set of genes to activate and begin creating the clone."

>>9096846
This

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE GIRL,
STOP FUCKING FOR ONE SECOND FOR ONE TIME IN THIS ENTIRE GAME

>>9096908
Ok. So what should we do?

>>9096908
Get pedantic. It's not a clone with DNA from that many organisms. It's a bioengineered human with multiple parents.

>>9096908
"Science talk turns me on" Stimulate her.

>>9096908

"Ah. You know how to turn it off, baby?"

Fondly her tit gently.

>>9096908
"Oh."

Toss it away and continue fucking her. Play with her clit more. Pinch her nipples hard.

>>9096908
ok, now that we know what it does, resume fucking and get alien maid

>>9096908
Ask what happens if we poison the well with something.

Like, for example, genetic material from a guy. Or a catgirl. Or a hell-demon.

>>9096908

Ask her if we could use it to turn a guy into a girl.

this might be just what we need to give Kat what she wants.

>>9096908
And how bad would that be? (reach around time special event ++)

ALL SYSTEMS STOP

>>9096908
Whom would the drone be loyal to?

>>9096908

Pull the poor girl off of the sphere. Then continue fucking like bunnies.

>>9096793
Cease probe, ask her what she means by at capacity, and distract her with promises of all the future science.

>>9096908
Well we don't want spies being made. Perhaps being maid, but we have enough of those.

Ask her what good we can do with this, while giving her tits a pinch.

>>9096924
Wow, that's good to know.
Bedroom time. I'm still your rich, gaming, nerd master with alien tech.

And that sphere is going into lockdown.

>>9096908
So, if you were to randomly reprogram it while distracted, it should do something considerably different, right? Because stopping isn't an option right now.
And, what would happen if WE were the ones to provide that final set of genes? They said they wanted female material after all...

>>9096908
Would the clone be conscious? Pre-programmed? Is there anything else we can do with it?

Then start grinding her again when she tries to answer.

WE'LL GET A HOT CLONE! THAT'S AN ALIEN!

IT'LL BE OUR OWN MONSTERGIRL!

KEEP PROBING!

>>9096908

Let the alien come to be. Then have a threesome. For science!

Call loli succubus in. Probe the fuck out of her. Continue fucking nerd girl.

>>9096908
Get some information about that drone before we decide to do anything.

How would the device respond to supernatural DNA?

I'm talking Felicia or Alicia.

>>9097002
yeah

>>9096964
>>9096949
>>9096955
>>9096951
>>9096944
>>9096939
>>9096934
>>9096933
>>9096931
>>9096937
>>9096930
>>9096928

"Could you use it to turn a guy into a girl?"

"I don't know, this is the first time I've seen one up clo--"

"Can you turn it off?"

"Yes, I think I can. . ."

UNFF "What if we used male or other genetic material?"

"I don't know, it just might overload, or it might. . ."

"Would the clone be conscious, or could we control it?"

"It should act according to its original programming, which might be to. . ."

". . . you know, if it uses a lot of genetic information, it's not technically a clone. . ."

"LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS! STOP DISTRACTING MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Koyomi wails.

Man sure is Rance in here....

>>9097017
"Fine, questions later, fucking now."

Damnit. She's into us so we've got to be OUT of her!

Remove the hot dickings and unload onto alien device of doom.

At least it'll give Anger Eldar Vamp Marine something to drop kick or spontaneously adopt.

>>9097017
Pull her off the sphere, I guess.

>>9097017
"Should've thought of that before you came into this house."

>>9097017

Push sphere away from ourselves to prevent it from getting more DNA. Put probe away.

Then, anal.

>>9096992
>OUR OWN MONSTERGIRL
>Fought and defeated a sexy succubus that turned out to really be a loli succubus
>not a monstergirl

>>9097028
SHHHH! You spoiled it!

>>9097017

Might as well hire her.

And finish up.

In that order.

Hey guys: You know why this doesn't count as #2 even if we finish. We need to actually hire her, before it would count.

Just sayin'

>>9097017
Have her shut it off, worry about the rest later. Don't stop fucking, but slow down a little until it's off.

>>9097017

Ok, don#t do anything with the alien stuff for now and finish that girl.

>>9097000
We haven't officially hired her yet.

On that note, get her off sphere but near enough that she can still observe it and the various repair bots and probulator. "So, we obviously need someone who can deal with stuff like this. I mean, I would have just made an alien spy. And there's a point to us doing this (emphasize distraction). So, you agree to be our maid?"

>>9097049
Let's hire her WHILE fucking.

>>9097017
"Do you really want us to stop?' While backing off, but still teasing probitively. (But not with the probe, oh oh)

Offer to eat her out.

Guys, she's afraid of being fucked on the probe.

Why are we stopping?

>>9097017
we have succeeded in our objective of distracting her.
pull out, sexing will come later.
for now, do other things

>>9097066
this

>>9097066
Good idea.

>>9097066
this too.

Pull out and talk to her properly.

>>9097107
No, fuck her in the mouth, tell her accepting employment is done by swallowing. Denying employment is taking it in the eye.

pull out
hire
sex
good end

>>9097058

Isn't there a process she STILL has to go through in order to be legally considered a maid?

>>9097078
Not on, with.

The probe was the thing up Sam's ass, and that we were threatening to put up hers.

>>9097066
>>9097058
>>9097053
>>9097050
>>9097047
>>9097038
>>9097036

> "So, we obviously need someone who can deal with stuff like this. I mean, I would have just made an alien spy. And there's a point to us doing this (emphasize distraction). So, you agree to be our maid?"

"YES! JUST LET ME SHUT THIS THING OFF!" Koyomi screams.

You pull her off the sphere and push her down to the ground, on her back. Pushing up deep into her, you continue to fuck her, hard, thrusting in over and over into her slim body. Her breasts sway and bounce with every thrust, as she grabs at the carpet, moaning in pleasure, her body writhing with every pleasurable sensation from your fucking.

She cums hard, arching her back and screaming like a banshee, as she grabs hard, your hot, white cum spurting deep into her, moaning in pleasure with each pulse of hot seed into her womb.

She collapses to the ground, covered in sweat, eyes half-lidded with exhaustion.

"You're hired, you say."

SEX POINT GAINED (2/3)

-----
Koyomi
Type: Heroine/Lolita
Level: Neutral

Athletics: 2
Affection: 1
Skill: 2
Cunning: 3
Luck: 2
Will: 0

Spirit: 0
Stress: 0

>>9097120
maybe in the real world.
not in maid world, where this game takes place

>>9097122
I'm sorry, I meant the alien sphere.

In any case, I don't see why we don't just fuck her 'till she thinks we're smart.

> SEX POINT GAINED (2/3)

Wait, she wasn't hired yet. . . SEX POINT REMOVED

>>9097134

Have her study the machine to see if she can use to come up with a way to turn a guy into a girl.

Or if there's an easier way.

>>9097134
>level: neutral

How could this be?

>>9097134
well, this thread of the adventure was certainly perverted...

>>9097134
I came.

>>9097152
Blast!

FUCK HER AGAIN!

>>9097134
"Now, about that sphere..."

>>9097152
Uncool.

>>9097170

As you say this, you hear a knock at the door.

>>9097168
This. Might as well do this right.

>>9097134
we have sex that night
in bed
in a normal manner.
she enjoys it

>>9097157

She's a crazed, mentally frazzled mad scientist nerd. Sex doesn't mean anything for her, especially if she only hardly notices it at the time.

>>9097181
"What is it, we're very busy preventing an alien takeover."

>>9097152
Do we gain a sex point as soon as we hire her?

>>9097181

Get dressed.

She's a nerdy scientist, her frazzled state is OBVIOUSLY from seeing alien tech.

>>9097181
They can fuck right off.

We're abusing the boss/employee relationship here at the moment, they can wait.

>>9097181

Push her down on her back, throw a blanket over her and cover ourselves with a pillow.

"Who is it?"

>>9097181

If it's Alicia ...

>>9097187
Are you suggesting we have consensual sex in the missionary position?

You madman.

Might as well find out if she's a channer too. Go for it.

>>9097196
>>9097202
>>9097205

"Are you okay in there, sir?" Samantha asks. There is a bit of tension in her voice.

You suddenly realize that the walls of this room are not particularly thick, and Koyomi is a screamer.

>>9097152
IT WAS SIMULTANEOUS
LET IT COUNT

>>9097226
"We're fine, some of this alien tech is just a little touchy."

>>9097226
God.
Damn.
It.

"IT'S THOSE FUCKING ALIENS AGAIN!" You shout as you rummage for the probe, "OHHHH THAT WACKY ASS SPHERE! SHIT!"

>>9097152
Wait, wasn't the quoted text us hiring her?

Or do we actually have to do all that paper work bs first?

>>9097227

Don't worry, we've still got most of the month.

>>9097226
STAY OUT WOMAN, I AM DOING SCIENCE

>>9097226
eh, whatever.
they all know about the terms of the will,
of course you'll be having sexy times.

>>9097152
That's fine, we know. We point out to her later that we wanted her even before she became our maid, and that if she officially becomes our maid and we have sex once again, yet another requirement will be met. Plus we both quite enjoyed ourselves.
But, before that, we help her clean up a bit, maybe cuddle a bit, and debate good ways to utilize all the various tech we have, plus the gigantic collection of data we still have with the sphere.
Point out that the reason we were asking about boy-girl is to help a good friend of ours, who is thinking about taking that final last step, not for us.

>>9097226

"We're busy conducting a highly sensitive scientific investigation. Please stay a safe distance away until we're done."

>>9097254
But they don't know when, where, how, or with whom.

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

>>9097226

"I was just interviewing a potential new hire, and she started examining that alien thing, and... well... you of all people should know how crazy that alien tech is."
If she wants to come in to help, get dressed, leave in a hurry, and say "You know, it's probably better if we respect her privacy."

>>9097263
this is a rational and sensible option.
I say go for it.
Unfortunately, the way this thread is going, it seems unlikely.

>>9097268
>>9097251

Cunning vs. Cunning for BULLSHIT roll.

> 10 vs 3

". . . be careful, master," Samantha says. "That device is horrible!"

You hear her footsteps walking away.

Koyomi pulls her panties back on, pouting. "Do you this with all your new hires?" she asks, as she starts buttoning up her shirt again.

>>9097285
Do this.

>>9097300
"You started it, remember?"

>>9097300
"No, just the ones we really like."

>>9097300
"I'll get around to the rest eventually."

Give her ass a smack.

>>9097300
No, you're the first. That routine you did back in the parlor just got me really turned on.

>>9097311
>>9097312

A combination of these two.

>>9097300

Normally they walk in on us masturbating their first morning, but, same idea.

>>9097300
Bring up the subject of the will. Then bring up the fact that she jumped us first, we're 19, she's hot, etc., etc.

Also bring up that one of the things we can pay for with the inheritance is the lab of her dreams.

>>9097300
"Also, those clothes don't meet specifications. You'll have to take them off."

>>9097300
That's the general idea, yeah.

>>9097300
only the ones that demand we ravish them

>>9097300
"no, just the ones who ask me to fuck them 2 min into talking with me the first time"
put clothing back on.

>>9097202
Actually, now that I think about it, the requirements don't say that they have to be hired as maids before we have sex with them. Then again, that argument means that we still have to have maids that we've slept with at the end, rather than just sleeping with three of them (and then something happening to them).
On this note, perhaps we should have that team of lawyers analyze the will and figure this out.

>>9097300
"I intend to"

>>9097328
Also bring up the "about the genderswap thing, that's for one of the other maids".

>>9097315
>>9097312
>>9097311

<--- Koyomi gives you this expression.

>>9097322
>>9097317

"Well, this device is certainly too dangerous to be left in normal human hands," Koyomi says "So I guess I'm your new hire. You can put my bed and such in here."

"In here?"

"I'm not letting this thing out of my sight! It's far too dangerous to be left unstudied. Also, I'll need to head back to the university and get a mass spectrometer, a Flux Capacitor, and a couple of Zero Point Energy Emitters. . ."

>>9097300
"Not at all. In fact, you're only my second girl ever."

>>9097300
no, just you.
XD

>>9097357

WE GET A GRAVITY GUN TOO!

NON NEGOTIABLE.

>>9097357
"Sounds good. Don't be gone too long."

Smack her on the ass.

>>9097357
Tell her that's all fine and you're very pleased.

Then fuck her again.

>>9097362
"mention that if she really expects to sleep in our room that she should not be to startled if she finds there is someone else in her bed in the morrning...
and not us"

>>9097383
Ass smacks: The universal language.

>>9097357
wait, will we ever get to sex again?
You seemed awfully enthusiastic...

>>9097357
Okay, while she's gone, we gotta head out and bang Samantha's brains out.

By which I mean we fuck her with full force in ass, mouth, and vagina.

"You're the first. Though I am a perv. And you jumped me first. Still, I really meant it about letting you study all this stuff, and we really do need the help.
And while what we did isn't a requirement of the job or anything, we'd be more than happy to help if you want to work on your concentration later on."

>>9097357
Get Alicia's papers screened by lawyers and purged of all sin.

>>9097383
>>9097389
>>9097315
ITT: someone has an ass smack fetish

>>9097357
Ask if we can go one more round before she heads out.

If she asks why, say "I was trying not to distract you for the first bit, and I'd like a chance to do the job right".

>>9097406
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9097406
and then have our spine removed by her father.
BAD FUCKING IDEA

>>9097353
>>9097263
"I'll need to do a complete analysis. . . but it is possible. We could, perhaps, attempt a cranial transplant, to allow a brain to brain replacement. Remove the brain of the alien clone and replace it with another person's. But the risk of rejection is high. If it were to occur, it would be 100% fatal. We'd have to be very certain before we proceed on this."

>>9097383
And now she gives you this expression.

She turns and walks out of the room, a bit awkwardly. She did just get fucked pretty hard.

>>9097417
I know two of those aren't me.

>>9097406
Shut up, you. Samantha gets flirting and romance. We can use full-force banging on our other girls.

>>9097357

"Don't forget the PYLONS"

>>9097444
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

>>9097422
>>9097431
It's FINE.

Samantha loves us. She'll get wet at the thought of a "Secret Romance." She'll keep it secret, we don't need to mention it to our bro, banging harem life goes on.

>>9097433
nice work ass smack troll and other trolls
now the fictional girl hates out character

>>9097433
Clarification, did we get a Sex Point for this or are we going to have to fuck her *again*?

>>9097465
HER FATHER IS AN OMNIPOTENT AND OMNISCIENT GUN GOD
HE WILL FIND OUT
as he will find out about the ass dildo thing...
oh god oh god we're all going to die

>>9097475
Bot sure if that's how I'd take that face...

>>9097475
Yeeeaaahhh, about that.

The sad part is, I wasn't trolling.

I... probably shouldn't try the romance thing anymore.

>>9097503
>Not sure if that's how I'd take that face.

typos oh god the typos

>>9097475

How do you figure?

Is this based off a game, and where can i download it?

>>9097475
How is ass smacking troll behavior?

I think it's hot, and in character!

Our guy is now living in paradise, and confident enough to show that he knows it. What's wrong with a bit of a love tap to DAT ASS.

OH JOY I am so sad I was out of the house until now. :<

Okay, we need to turn this situation to our advantage immediately. Run and tell Samantha that we are now, apparently, going to be SLEEPING with a DANGEROUS ALIEN SPHERE and a MAD SCIENTIST who is also a GAMER NERD, not to mention a CATGIRL who is so... well, catgirl, that she barely knows how to operate a lightswitch.

Look very glum as we say this.

>>9097433
Well...

I guess we'd better see what else is going on.

Also, instruct one of the repair bots to unobtrusively soundproof the walls of Koyomi's new room. Better safe than sorry.

>>9097488
I'll give you half of one. Given that she was half hired and half not when you did her. It's Schroedinger's Sex Point.

>>9097433
Science is too risky to sex change, I guess we gotta start personally researching magic now.

We put on our robe and wizard hat.

>>9097496
Quit acting like she didn't like it. she started it.

>>9097518
The framework is Maid RPG, that's pretty easy to get.

The story is a combination of OP being awesome and alcohol.

>>9097433
At least let her rest and get some snacks or something before she heads out. Point out that there's plenty of space should she want to set up a lab or something as well. She might want to see what's here before figuring out what she wants to try and bring over.
Maybe try to introduce her to the others real quick, but not if she hasn't had a chance to clean up. Give her that chance.

>>9097526
Deal!

>>9097496
He hasn't found out yet, and the only witness is wrapped around our legal fingers...

Speaking of which. We should go...Discipline Alicia for her sending us to Hell.

>>9097534
Where is Maid RPG?

>>9097433

BEWARE, science girl appers tactless and honest to a fault.

Also Alicia might attempt a coup to create ULTIMATE Sex Alien/Demon body with device and tuck her phylactery in there thusly dooming US ALL!!

>>9097526
Don't care about sex point, give xp instead.

>>9097560
Not what you think. It's a tabletop RPG on /rs/.

Not an eroge or whatever.

>>9097528
Agree and agree.

But lets get those repair bots to do their thing and soundproof the room (or... pay for it 'for research purposes.')

>>9097526
Here's a question, then: would banging Kat count as another half, or a whole point?

Also, why don't we just have Koyomi SCIENCE Kat's genetic material into some girl-juices, then put that into the probulator?

Or just bullshit the probulator into thinking Kat's already a girl.

>>9097563

So we must match wits with demon loli.

Let us go and do that.

>>9097560
sup tg or just google it. There's both an official and unofficial translation.

>>9097587
THERE'S something we need.

Soundproofing rooms. Make sure that no one's listening at doors.

>>9097540
>>9097524

"I'll do it once I get back from the lab. I need to get started on this right away. Oh, and have this removed."

She gestures to all the other stuff in your bedroom.

". . . all this?"

"I can't have amateurs getting in my way."

". . . this is technically my bedroom. What if I have this stuff moved to a different room?"

"I guess. Whatever. Just make sure it's all set up by the time I get back, or I can't be responsible for what happens. . ."

Her voice trails off as she walks out, and heads down to the university, once again lost in a nerd-haze.

Scientist Girl is clearly open to casual sexual encounters, which means another maid with whom we can score sexpoints with, without trespassing on our inner moralfag.

Because we're falling for Samantha, and we all know it.

>>9097584
Oh yeah. I probably should have specified this.

>>9097603
So what time is it? We got anything to left to do or not?

>>9097610
Bitch please.

We're minimaxing the fuck out of this shit. We're going to score each of the meidos. We're not doing any "falling for" shit. We're becoming the biggest pimp we can be.

>>9097603

"Maids! To me! We have manual labor to do!"

>>9097603
Well. All in all, that could have gone worse. Could've gone better, but hey.

We DO have our clothes on, right?

>>9097610

Regardless of who we end up with in the end, we still NEED to sex Carmine and/or Jehanne before that.

>>9097590
Kath is a maid, and definitely already hired. We sleep with the maid, we get a point. That the maid is currently male has no bearing on the will, though it could on the demonic sex contract keeping our uncle (and eventually our) soul from being taken by demons. I almost forgot that last bit. Might want to find a good way to get that from Alicia at some point, in a way we can be sure she's not lying about it.

You find Samantha, who seems blissfully unaware of what just went on, and have her set up a room for Koyomi. You also arrange to have someone move the alien sphere to the other room.

It is now evening of Day 6.

WHAT DO?

>>9097661
Contract. Read over Alicia's contract.

>>9097610
HAH.

We both know that Samantha was getting banged by our Uncle before we came here. She's about as pure as that slutadin we picked up in Hell.

>>9097677
You spend some time with Jehanne, and the lawyers, going over Alicia's contract.

"It looks exactly like the one we drew up this morning," the lawyers say.

"And it doth appear to be free of any malign or demonic magicks," Jehanne explains.

>>9097661

Inform Kat that we now have an outside chance at full girldom for her.

Then go over contract with Jehanne and Lawyers.

Even if we didn't score a sexpoint, we DID gain valuable experience in that department. Which we need, if we're going to do right by Felica.

>>9097634

Lies! The best part of this thread is how closely to the fa/tg/uy norm the protagonist has been- a liar that fucks with the girls heads at every oppertunity, perverted, and randy as hell- but with an inner moralfag that he cannot deny. We're walking a thin line between asshole and whiteknight. We're magnificent bastards.

>>9097661

Assess the facilities. Where are we at in terms of repairs?

Also, talk to all the maids. Start with Samantha since she's the closest.

Tonight, we read that paperwork with Jehanne's help.

>>9097634
Careful, the last faggot that tried this ended up gay for a trap in one game and killed by the yandere one in the anime. Pic related.

You can say we're gay for Kat or not all you want, I'm fucking out of here the moment we go down on him.

Then again, we DID kill ourselves and subsequently break out of hell, scoring damn near every chick we came across as a meidu. Maybe we've got better chances.

Speaking of yandere, we DEFINITELY should work on getting Alicia up to Warm at least.

>>9097684
Aha. Ahahaha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9097661
Discipline the loli demon.

Have Kat move belongings to attic research room.

And then check on status of legal contract review by our lawyers so that we can be sure to have Alicia's 'obedience'.

sound good?

>>9097693

Then I guess we sign it.

>>9097684

So she's slender, silver-haired, cute as a button, has long legs, knows how to shoot a gun LIKE A BOSS, *and* she's a randy slut?

This... is a bad thing?

>>9097582
I agree.
please?

>>9097634
Well, more accurately, we're going for Sam and Kat. Admittedly, anything physical with Kat is waiting until she gets the change, but still.

Felicia isn't really a target for love. Alicia we need to carefully groom into the ultimate tsundere. Koyomi is the "friends with massive benefits". Carmine is the "EPIC HATEFUCK", Jehanne is the "tap if we can; probably more useful to distract Reginald".

You know, if we learn some magic then Alicia wouldn't be much of a problem. After all the supernatural thing is the ONLY thing going for her, we would also have that at our own PERSONAL disposal.

>>9097693
What's the specifics?

Details are the devil.

>>9097634
Nah, we'll fall for her while still remaining open to harem end. That might end up where we fall for others as well, but that just means it will be more difficult, and likely more entertaining.
Alicia isn't even a tsundere yet after all, so that alone would take a while. And keep in mind that we could likely shift her back from loli to another form with energy etc. But that's a bit into the future, when she won't destroy us with her newfound power.

>>9097693
Before we sign it, what exactly are the provisions?

>>9097693
Let's go have ourselves a chat with Alicia.

>>9097733
We have a fucking raygun, alien technology, and a badass butler who's teaching us CQC and firearm usage.

We do NOT need to delve into magic to kick ass and take names. Besides, the reason we ended up in that shtick in the first place is because of our Wizard asshole ancestor.

Fuck that, we do this through sweat, tears, blood, cum, and more importantly, SCIENCE!

>>9097747
In long and very specific legalese, it says that Alicia is forbidding from killing you, eating your soul, blah blah blah blah. She's also required to obey your every order while she is on duty. There is also a small rider in there about not telling Reginald about what you did to his daughter.

In return, you need to pay her and she gets a cut of the inheritance money. Also, you're required not to destroy the phylactery, or to threaten to destroy it, as a term of continued employment. The moment you try to destroy the phylactery, the contract is broken and it's a free for all.

>>9097781
>more importantly, SCIENCE!
WRONG
It's sweat, tears, blood, science, and more importantly, CUM!

>>9097802

Seems good enough.

Also, can we go seduce Kat now? She needs someone to make her feel like a woman.

>>9097802
Okay. Sounds good. Sign it and then seal it.

>>9097802

In other words, to not threaten to destroy anything within which she might have hidden the fucking ace of spades.

>>9097781
But Magyk and science combined are bitching.

>>9097781

Damn straight,

>>9097802
We'll I guess we can order her to have sex if we don't managed to do it in time

>>9097820
we kept that shit

>>9097802

>>Also, you're required not to destroy the phylactery, or to threaten to destroy it, as a term of continued employment. The moment you try to destroy the phylactery, the contract is broken and it's a free for all.

Tell her to cross out that part of the contract, or else we'll destroy her phylactery.

>>9097802
Require that the phylactery is both produced and then safely locked inside the same Swiss vault as our inheritance.

We just want it out of the way and safe.

>>9097802
Felicia is ours now, not Alicia's. Make sure that is in there too.

>>9097845

YEP

>>9097859


THIS!

>>9097802
We'd better make sure that our first standing order is "no Literal Genie bullshit", or we're going to need to hire a lawyer-maid just to give functional orders to Alicia.

>>9097840
naw, we already have her as a lifelong slave. we don't need to destroy her soul or even threaten to destroy it.

we beat her once we can beat her again if necessary.

>>9097802

Make it intentionally and knowingly intend to destroy.

Also, make it three laws safe.

(Asimov is gogo!)

>>9097878

and turn her to our side if we have a LICK of sense.

>>9097802
>In return, you need to pay her and she gets a cut of the inheritance money. Also, you're required not to destroy the phylactery, or to threaten to destroy it, as a term of continued employment. The moment you try to destroy the phylactery, the contract is broken and it's a free for all.
Bullshit, send back and have that crap removed, bitch lost her rights when she killed us the first time.

Auto-saging

Let's just agree to this, and give her the phylactery in return for a favor. In addition to fucking.

Let us see if she can make our penis a size boost.

>>9097845
>>9097859
These two.

Also, one order is for Alicia to wear a maid version of a qipao. She started as a Litchi expy, and one day she will once again become the Boobie Lady. Best to start laying the groundwork now.

>>9097845
This.

>>9097845
So we should give it back to her once we get the inheritance?

Unless we have all the maids loving us by the end of this I could see her easily backstabbing us. Loli or not she's still a demon.

We can want to fuck with their heads all we want. She still can backstab us when this period is over, unless you want to make her a permanent meidu.

>>9097884
>>9097878
>>9097873
>>9097871
>>9097863
>>9097859
>>9097845
>>9097840

The lawyers do confirm: Alicia has given up all claims to her erstwhile familiar, but if Felicia decides to return to her of her own free will, the contract allows for that.

Also, they explain that she was adamant about the portion where you do NOT destroy her phylactery, or threaten to destroy it. She's willing agree to have it kept by a neutral party, if that makes you feel any better.

>>9097901

permanent would be best. that secret can never escape.

also, ordering her to sex us sounds a lot like rape. let's not do that.

>>9097898

What are you talking about? You seem to speak in English but some of those words make no sense.

>>9097898
no need to put it in the contract, but I second the qipao idea

>>9097914
Specify that if she breaks the contract the phylactery will be destroyed unless we object(without LOL MINDCONTROL).

>>9097914

Bring her back

Call the Paladin and CARMINE!

Bring a hammer.

Put phylactery and hammer on table.

Have Alicia sit across you. Explain VERY calmly that SHE DOES NOT GET TO DEMAND ANYTHING!

>>9097914
Fair enough. According to those terms, the only reason we'd have to threaten to destroy the phylactery is if she found a loophole, in which case the contract doesn't matter.

Have Reginald keep it for safekeeping though, IMO.

>>9097914
Neutral party. Sounds good.

>>9097934
"That would be up to you, of course, but if she breaks the contract, you would be free to do whatever you want to this thing," the lawyers explain.

>>9097934

I don't think we need to specify that, do we? The neutral party could see to that. And there'd be nothing to stop us from doing it personally.

>>9097914

Have it remain in the care of said third party until such time as the inheritance comes into our possession. We can't destroy it, but neutral third parties can sometimes be... careless...

>>9097942
agreed.

>>9097914
The phylactery deal is fine I think. We can still give her back the phylactery for a future deal later.

>>9097941
If she refuses, threaten to with hammer to break the thing till she gives in

AH JUST HAD MEA A GUD IDEA!!!!
The transplant into the alien body could be 100% kill right? have the succubus brain transplant into it, and have her have a "accident",
Then transplant the trap dude in2 the succubus body, thus removeing any threat to our standing with samantha. kinda evil, but what the hell, that bitch try'd to fuck us over.

>>9097950

YES. Let's stick it in a safe on the property, and leave it at that. The better defense is to get Alica not so pissed at us.

Question: What happens to her when her phylactery is destroyed?

>>9097914
Neutral party is, again, whoever is currently holding our inheritance.

>>9097921
Go look up the game BlazBlue. A qipao is the name for the type of dress the character I mentioned wears.

>>9097924
I didn't intend that to be in the contract. That's the second order we give to her, after the "no Literal Genie bullshit" order.

>>9097975
She can't do anything to us anymore

>>9097977

Nothing, but she cannot come BAAAAACK TO LIIIIFE

>>9097972

Also, new thread. Can I get these two archived?

>>9097961
Might kill the succubus, but we should definitely gain a transgender loli.

I like that.

>>9097990
>Go look up the game BlazBlue.

No.

>>9097914
She has to pay up for killing us and trying to eat our soul. That means we have free reign over her phylactery, contractual bullshit protecting her in any way creates loopholes for her to use. She could put us in a situation where to the best of our knowledge it may be destroyed if we don't get ourself killed, which would free her. NO GO!