i'd say 2. then let REginald get first dibs

2 - Have Sam search.

3 - WE NEED NEW FUCKING MORNING GLORIES BECAUSE OF THOSE FUCKING SECTOIDS.

I say go for CQC. We're absolutely defenseless without a death ray.

>3. Go shopping, buy some morning glories and improve our decor.

Locate maid that can assist in this. I'm thinking Carmine. So long as you both stay angry, shit can go smpothly.

>>9078487
Hire a scientist maid. Why? FOR SCIENCE!

>>9078487
Put an ad in the papers for a scientist meido, then replace the morning glories. Then do CQC training once those are done.

Then we can get on with seducing Jehanne or Samantha.

... Or Kat.

So CQC with Reginald is on the table... hmm, point, he's probably training the god-damned MAIDS in that as we speak, so...

The scientist maid is imperative too, though. Our nerd skillz let us get the repair bots, but the demonic spade, and the mysterious alien sphere... so much potential there. Not to mention, another maid!

I have to go with the scientist maid.

3. We need downtime, and we need to show that we work on the mansion too, not just dictate. Take Felicia with us, seeing we haven't talked since this morning, and taking Carmine to a place made of glass can't ever be a good idea.

>>9078511

>Death Ray.

I'm confident that was recovered in the aftermath of our battle with Alica. Even if it wasn't, that dinky .22 revolver has bested the very aliens using the death ray AND proved effective against a Demon. And there's the second one we entrusted to Reginald we can secure if Shit Promises To Get Real In The Near Future.

>>9078532
And the rambunctious catgirl with the short attention span and the massive libido is better?

>>9078547

We should upgrade a .38 special.

Ummm, I think we should have 30 exp total now. We got a bonus from you when you mixed up HP and Exp, said 1 exp per beer (5 at the time).

>>9078552

Yes, because we can buy some catnip while she's there and mellow her the fuck out.

... just realised that catnip is almost a date-rape drug for catgirls. Huh.

NOTE: I AM GOING TO SLEEP SO SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO ARCHIVE THIS PART. I HAVE ALREADY ADDED PART 9.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THAT SHIT UP IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY.

GOOD NIGHT & GOOD QUESTING.

>>9078587
Couldn't we just go with Jehanne and avoid this mess altogether?

What the hell.

You check with Samantha, and inform her of your need for a scientist maid. She nods and informs you that there's already an ad in the paper. Seems like there's a dearth of domestic servants with graduate degrees from MIT around.

Given that there's an argument over whether to take Felicia or Carmine, I'm going to split the difference: you borrow the car and take it into town to pick up some new morning glories. At the hardware store, you manage to pick up some flowers and such for the garden, and some morning glories for the front trellis. Yeah, that should look nice.

You get back home in time to see Reginald walking back from the back yard. He's actually got his jacket off, and it seems he's actually managed to build up a sweat. "How is it going with the new hires?" you ask.

"Pretty well. They're not bad, for amateurs," Reginald says. "They should suffice."

"I see. . . thanks for bailing me out of hell, by the way."

"No problem, young master. I am your butler. It is my duty to be there when you call."

"Listen, my fighting skills aren't up to snuff. Maybe you can show me some more tricks? Something more close in?"

"Close quarters battle? Hand to hand? I suppose I may as well. If you wouldn't mind staying on after you give my daughter a shooting lesson." He gives you a hard, stern stare, flinty eyes glinting in the evening light. "Treat. Her. With. Respect," he orders.

>>9078601

Jehanne for love.

Catgirl for WILD FREAKY SEX.

>>9078573
That's where the other five came from. You'll get that back.

>>9078597
>PART 9
FUCK I AM MORE TIRED THAN I THOUGHT. I ADDED PART 8, NOT 9. SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO ADD IT TOO.

>>9078606
"Frankly, sir, why wouldn't I? I love her."

>>9078606
Sir, yes sir!

If he says jump, we'll be jumpin.

>>9078606

"Will helpless adoration suffice?"

>>9078606
I fucking stand at attention and SALUTE. "SIR OF COURSE. NEVER DREAM OF IT"

Change IT to DISRESPECTING HER

>>9078606

Laugh whimsically.

"Don't worry, Reginald. I'll treat her as an upstanding gentleman should. Thanks again, I'll see you tomorrow."

After that, we should go see Jehanne. We haven't talked since we sent her away this morning when she interrupted us.

>>9078606
"Yes, sir!"

Hearty salute.

Proceed to think of penetrating Sam with our "gun" if you know what I mean. Since we broke out of hell, I think a brief little just-into-the-afternoon fap icing on the 'lose-virginity-to-demonic-catgirl' cake is well deserved.

"I left 'respect' in the dust on my way to 'helpless infatuation' a few days ago, sir."

>>9078652
gotta agree with visiting Jehanne.

>>9078652
Going with this.

>>9078647
>>9078642
>>9078641
>>9078635
>>9078633

Satisfied with your response, Reginald taps his riding crop against his boot and walks into the house to get a shower.

A little while later you hear Samantha calling everyone for dinner. It's not sandwiches for once. It's pot roast. Seems she's improving her repertoire.

It is now Evening of Day 5.

Your call. In addition to normal events, you should be aware that you've unlocked two Special Events: one involves the Mysterious Alien Sphere, the other the Ace of Spades, so you can go for one of those too.

>>9078666
>>9078652
Yes. Let's see how good the paladin is in...

... Wait....

>>9078666

>9078666

>666
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>9078687

MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SPHERE

MIND PROOOOOBE

>>9078687
Alien Sphere all the way. What does the xenos tech hold for us?

>>9078687
I bring Jehanne and Carmine when we deal with the sphere. a righteous paly and a fucking beatdown machine should take care of things

>>9078687

THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!

First though, let's talk to Jehanne. We should touch base. And touch base, if the opportunity arises.

>>9078687

I vote against alien sphere, its probably our ticket to giving Kat the vagoo she always wanted.

I vote on visiting Jehanne or Kat. Perhaps CARMINE if we're feeling in the mood for muscle.

>>9078687
Let's do the alien sphere. Maybe there will be more delicious alien technology.

Sphere. Go with the Sphere. For it is round and something.

>>9078687
The Ace of Spades.

Since we're a nerd, find some way to get Motorhead's song playing while we're mucking around with it.

>>9078687
Let's leave the alien tech for our techie maid. Let's go for the ACE OF SPADES.

>>9078718

But it's Alicia's Ace of Spades. What if we can nuke her back to life?

All right, consensus is leaning towards talk to Jehanne first, then either Ace of Spades or Sphere.

Please vote nao:

1. Ace of Spades
2. Sphere

1. Ace of Spades

2

>>9078733
Sphere

>>9078733

ACE. We should get either a .45 SMG from storage or an M4, and Jehanne.

We shouldn't fuck with the sphere, thats why we're hiring the scientist maid.

Ace. bring Jehanne with to Ace. Save Orb for Kat or Scientist

>>9078733
Eh. Sphere.

Agree with getting Jehanne and Carmine like >>9078708 said. Can never be too prepared... except for when you have a raygun that you think is better used on yourself instead of the succubus it could insta-fry.

Sphere.

>>9078725
>>9078720
>>9078713
Another for the Ace of Spades.

>>9078733

sphere

Ace

1

Spades.

Maybe we'll get delicious tits?

cmon guys. save the orb for the scientist. we got the paladin to deal with the demon ace

ace of spades

ACE. OF. SPADES.

>>9078704
>Mind probes
OH FUCK

GO TIME

1

>>9078780
Actually, if we revive Alicia, we can make it so that she works for us instead of the other way around...

OBEDIENT succubus-maid!

2. Sphere

Ace

spades. Bring guns and paladin.

Sphere

Are threads 8 and 9 archived yet?

yes

Yeah. Ace. bring Jehanne and guns. lots of fucking guns. 22 in ass. M4 by side, holstered Deagle brand Deagles. Double barrel shotty slung across back. all fully loaded and with a round chambered.

excellent. I'll go vote'em all up.

>>9078829
also. the M4 has a frag round chambered in its under-barrel grenade launcher

Voting currently leans towards Ace of Spaces. I'm sure some of you fuckers are double and multi-voting, but what the shit, if I wanted a fair game I wouldn't be doing a goddamn 4chan quest, would I? I'd be playing real RPGS around the table with real people.

Maybe I should have stopped after the third beer.

-----
You decide to go have a talk with Jehanne and Carmine before dinner. You find them in the courtyard where they had been training with Reginald.

Jehanne is laying on the grass, staring up at the sky. There's a bruise over one eye, but she seems happy, rather than upset. A little too happy, one might say. . .

"So, how did it go?" you ask.

"Your valet is a man of action," Jehanne says. "He laid me out in one strike. His hand to hand skills are. . . absurd. . ." Her voice is purry. Maybe even kittenish? Kittens.

You push down the memory of this morning. Or not. Maybe you let yourself get a stiffy. Whatever. I don't give a shit, it's not really relevant to the fucking conversation.

"Hey, look," you say. "I'm going to go and lock up the Ace of Spades that Alicia owned before it does something horrible and kills us all. Given that it's a dangerous magical artifact and all. Want to come with me?"

"My sword is ever by your side," Jehanne says.

"Sister Carmine should come too. . . where is she, by the way?"

Jehanne points. You see a pair of legs stuck up in a tree, wriggling angrily. Sister Carmine has apparently been hurled far enough to be driven into a tree trunk like an arrow, if her muffled cursing is any indication. "Mayhaps we should assist her?"

>>9078829
Pfeifer-Zeliska.

That is all.

>>9078851

Help Carmine down. No copping a feel, we need our hands to deal with the artefact.

Then deal with the Ace.

>>9078851
Assist Jehanne in getting Carmine up and at it.

>>9078733
This is meta of me, but I know what the sphere does.
It lets you see a person's vital stats. Useful, but boring.

Ace of Spades here. :)

>>9078851
Oogle her before helping her out, it's not like she can get any angrier than she already is.

>>9078851

"Uh.... you know, I'm sure she'll work herself out in due time. Burn off a bit of excess energy."

>>9078851

Retrieve the Sister! SHIT PANTS IN TERROR OF REGINALD.

>multi-voting

I'm sure they are. But so what? Either way I'm confident you'll make it AWESOME.

>>9078815
>Are threads 8 and 9 archived yet?
Yes but they still need voting up.

>>9078851

Wow.

Ask if Jehanne can slice into the tree enough to weaken it so Carmine can escape. As she does, knock on the tree.

"Carmine? It's me! Listen, we're going to weaken the tree! How are you going in there?"

Obviously bad, but we still ask.

>>9078873

MAYBE it does. X-COM is a fun /tg/ paralell, but Goshujin following that nice, predictable format is just too easy.

>>9078871
>>9078868
You and Jehanne manage to help Carmine down. I'm not going to go into all the fucking cursing she does and shit because I'm kinda tired and everyone knows what the fuck Angry MArine bitches talk like, go listen to some Lewis Black and imagine that about an octave higher being yelled by some woman on permanent PMS.

Definitely should have stopped after the second beer.

You have dinner. Whatever. Then you wind up going up and finding out where the Ace of Spades is located. Why? Because you decided to.

The moment you open the door to the storage room to get the Ace, you realize something is wrong. It's glowing and floating in mid-air, turning slowly.

"Cunt fuck shit. . ." Carmine whispers. You probably agree with her.

>>9078851
"ARE YOU GOING TO LET A PISSANT TREE LIKE THAT STOP YOUR -4STR ASS? REND AND TEAR THAT SHIT! FOR THE EMPRAH!"

Fucking pull the M4 and ready to blast the fuck out of something if shit gets real. step into the room and motion for Jehanne to join, close door. then TOUCH Ace

>>9078904
... Call the Ghostbusters.

>>9078904

Well, nothing will happen until we act. Nodding for Carmine and Jehanna to be ready to defend, we edge toward the Ace.

>>9078904

We... We have C4, right?

We need C4. LOTS of C4. Or semtex, or, FUCK, even ANFO would work. FUCK THIS SHIT! BLOW THAT SHIT UP NAO.

>>9078904
*sigh* "It's always something, isn't it? HEY! YOU! CUT THAT OUT!"

>>9078904

"Hello floating plating card of doom. We come in peace. These guns we carry are guns of peace. Just want you to know that. And if we have to shoot you, it's in an entirely peaceful manner."

>>9078904

>Definitely should have stopped after the second beer

It's been some consistently awesome writing even after the fifth beer. I'm impressed. If you want to hit the sack now, feel free. It's been a good run, and this thread will probably be here in 24 hours.

>>9078904
>The moment you open the door to the storage room to get the Ace, you realize something is wrong. It's glowing and floating in mid-air, turning slowly.

>"Cunt fuck shit. . ." Carmine whispers. You probably agree with her.

Do what any respectable person would do - poke at it.

>>9078933
*playing

Curse you 3:30 in the morning!

>>9078963

WITH YER PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

NCI.

Oh, and by the way, since you perverts will probably ask: Carmine is currently dressed in a black bodyglove. Yes, I've been reading Dan Abnett's Ravenor novels recently, the man is obsessed with those things, almost as much as he is with Kara's boobs, almost as badly as CS Goto and his fucking multilasers, or so I hear. I couldn't read any of the damn Dawn of War novels past the first few pages. Sandy Mitchell and Dan Abnett are the only Black Library Authors I really enjoy. Definitely should have stopped after the first beer. ANYWAY.

I'm gonna go with the current consensus: you call it to the playing card. It stops moving. . . then it starts to spin and glow dark red, spinning faster and faster and faster, casting flickering red lights on the walls of the room.

Upstairs, you hear a loud wail as Felicia begins caterwauling in dismay. . . there's a very high pitch to this sound, too high for you to hear, but it makes your head vibrate. You've got one fucking hell of a migraine coming on.

What do? Couple of votes for poking the damn thing.

>>9078979

If it's spinning faster and the noise is getting worse, SPOKE JAM THAT MOTHERFUCKER. Stick something inside it to stop the spinning.

>>9078979
HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY SEXY CATGIRL!

LET'S SHUFFLE HER DECK!

>>9078979


GRENADE OUT!

HE!

GET REGINALD TO BRING THE C4 UP!

>>9078979
Ask Jehanne if she knows and rituals or spells to stop this thing.

>>9078979
Point at it and say "Hey, cut that out." Like so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i9Fa2UrDAk

If that fails, let there be bullets.

>>9078851

help carmine down. pull her out by the ass, no need for chivalry with this one. and if she talks back just slap her and tell her it was for her own good. we need to be strong with this one.

Ask Carmine and Jehanne if they have any insights into what needs to be done. A demonslayer and former servant might have useful insight into the DO's and DON'Ts of this situation.

Ask Jehanne for any ideas.

At a no respond: "Well I've got one and its pretty explosive" right before firing the HE grenade into it

>>9079024

I second this man!

>>9078979

get a pair of scissors and cut the damn card in half. we don't need alicia coming back and making things hard for us.

I'm honestly surprised we didn't masturbate on it. Also, that's Alicia perhaps. Slam her into a book or something. Or onto one of our contracts again.

>>9079024

we can't fire explosives in the shed, i think there's still alien tech in there.

>>9079056

We're not IN the shed!

This is a different room.

Therefore, to reiterate.

GRENADE OUT!

>>9079015
>>9079007
>>9079003
>>9078995
>>9078989

"Hey. Cut it out," you say.

The playing card seems to not care.

"Well, I'm all out of ideas. Do you know any ways to excorcise these sorts of things?" You ask Jehanne.

"Mayhaps a sword?" Jehanne suggests.

"Carmine?"

"CUNTED if I KNOW! FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN ANY COCKSUCKING THING LIKE THIS HAPPEN!"

"I've got an idea. FRAG OUT!" You toss a grenade into the room. Everyone scrambles out just before it goes off, causing a photograph across the hallway to fall off its nail and land on the ground with a THUD.

"HEY! That was very rude of you!" complains a whiny voice from inside the room.

You poke your head in. . . and see. . .

hey hey. IDGAF. i just was a classy motherfucker and delivered a one liner that was classy and awesome. Fire. a grenade.

>>9079067
READY my M4. peek around the corner around cover, weapon ready!

>>9079067
If it's Alicia, let's go teach her a lesson in obedience.

The girls hold her down while we smite her with our Hammer of Justice!

...

... The Hammer is our penis.

>>9079079

seconded. but this will certainly lose points with felicia.

>>9079067

HELLO LITTLE ONE...

>>9079091
She doesn't have to know...

>>9079067
>On the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>9079067

RELOAD our 203.

BRASS CHECK our M4 and 1911.

Have our allies READY weapons.

Enter room with M4 in HIGH./READY

>>9079067
Well,it's a young naked girl sitting on a pile of wrecked and smouldering wreckage, glowering at you with dark purple eyes. "It wasn't bad enough you had this paladin girl cut me in half, you have to nearly blow up my phylactery when I reconstituted?" the loli pouts. "How very unkind of you."

-----
ALICIA, the Resurrected LOLI DEMONESS (Hostile)

Wait to see what's inside. I mean, it's whiny, not hostile.

>>9079109

Correction - it's whiny AND hostile.

>>9079105

EXECUTE THIS WHORE, NOW!

TWO IN THE CHEST, ONE IN THE HEAD!

GRENADE THE CORPSE!

LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND!

>>9079105
AWESOME!

Ask her if she wants to get cut in half again or if she'd prefer to be a bit more reasonable this time.

>>9079105
You must remember. you WERE trying to fucking KILL US

HAD to be a loli! my one and only weakness! damn youuuuuu

>>9079121
Very this

>>9079105
Offer her a job.

>>9079105

Give a collected and well-thought out "BUHHHHHHHHH..." with jaw open.

>>9079121
This.
>>9079139
Then this.

>>9079118
This.

>>9079138

this thirded.

p.s. OP where do you live? i noticed you are using PST...

Let's just get one thing straight. We do NOT fuck the loli.

>>9079142
"I can't tell if you're hotter now or before."

>>9079165
She's a demoness. I'm sure that she can regrow her magnificent bosom without trouble.

>>9079105
Well, you did try to quit. And you insulted these two as well. I kind of expect the whole attempt to send me to hell and all, but I'm on a bit of a deadline here you know.
So, why should I not let these two smite you, especially if you don't want to be a loyal maid?

>>9079165
why not? she's over 18. just doesnt look it

>>9079121
>>9079122

So far there's only one vote for killing her so. . .

You manage to stifle the urge to kill the bitch right now. If she wanted you dead she'd be attacking. "Well, you did try to kill us. . ." you point out.

"I was just trying to get what was rightfully mine! And you took everything away from me! My tower, my souls. . . I'm powerless now! Look! I can't even manifest an adult body any more! I don't even have a name, either, you killed that too! So what the heaven are you going to do about this?"

"Excuse me?"

"You did this to me. Take responsibility!" She crosses her arms over her narrow, flat chest and crosses her legs, glaring at you angrily. What a brat.

>>9079165

No fucking the evil demon loli. Gotcha.

>>9079165
... yet.

>>9079139
This. A thousand times this.

>>9079172
Who would want that?
You get your trap, I get my loli. Everybody's happy.

>>9079165
She's the oldest character in the cast.

She might look loli but you gotta remember, she probably slept with every one of your uncle's ancestors, and if our masturbatory habits are any sign, it's hard for our family to break tradition.

>>9079179
Point out that the easiest way to take responsibility would be to finish the job of killing her, so she'd best be a bit more respectful.

Also imply that she's worthless without her adult breasts.

>>9079179
WHELP you are Alicia to us. so you are now ALICIA. and what im going to do? give you a choice.

pull the double barrel shotgun and level it at the card.

Sign a forever binding contract into maidhood or say fucking goodbye to your phylactery.
Nerddom ensures knowledge that once its destroyed so is she

I think she and Jehanine have some unfinished business.

>"So what the heaven are you going to do about this?"
Put a bullet in between your eyes.

>>9079193

What, you're opposed to sticking a big pair of jubblies on both? Because I'm not.

>>9079179

I reiterate. EXECUTE THIS WHORE.

>>9079203
I would favour this solution.

>>9079179

"Okay. I'll be responsible."

Turning, we walk outside and throw her a mop and bucket.

"You work for me now. You have a roof over your head, food and a fair income."

Give it a moment.

"... unless you object?" with a very serious undertone to the question.

>>9079179

Her name is now Brat.

>>9079179
"Well, I'll tell you what.

Remember how you used to work for me as a maid? Let's try that again, minus the ancestral soul-pacts and the mind-controlling catgirls and anything like that. You'll get your job back, and you WILL be nice to everyone from now on. Especially me.

Or Lady Jehanne here will have to reintroduce you to her sword. And you don't want that, do you?"

Give her a name: "Loyalmaid, The Devoted One"

>>9079203
Also have Jehanne bless the gun/shells right now to ensure the "you're fucked" choice.

>>9079232
This, but call her Loli for short.

So she's not just a succubus, she's a succubus-lich?

>>9079179
>"You did this to me. Take responsibility!"
>"Take responsibility."
Does she want to be executed? Because not allowing the potential triumphant return of a demoness would be the responsible thing to do.

Or we could break her to our will. Eventually.

Disregard vengeance.

Acquire Maids.

>>9079232
>>9079223
>>9079252

Just call her Alicia.

Also, whatever else we do, reclaim the Spade.

>>9079213 here.

Need I remind everyone that this bitch nearly killed us before, and made us go to goddamn HELL? Not to mention traumatising Felicia.

We shouldn't even say anything. Just squeeze.

>>9079252
>>9079232
This except, her full name is "McLoyallyLoyalLolimaid, The Ever Loyally Devoted One"

>>9079268

this, call her alicia, and make sure she knows felicia is now our hero's cat. not hers.

>>9079179
Name her Malis.

Ask Jehanne for input.

Kill or Hire? Vote now. Last choice of the night.

>>9079282
We kill her, or we humiliate her even more than she is. I mean she got brought down from sexy bitch to loli bitch.

Besides, she plays Bayonetta, meaning there's a bit of a nerd in her somewhere. She can't be all THAT bad.

>>9079295


KILL! PURGE! EXECUTE THIS WASTE OF SPACE!

>>9079295
Kill.

fuck it. EVERbinding NO LOOPHOLES contract forcing her into submission of Reginald and all our descendants. does what we command. and even fucking THEN. we keep the phylactery.

>>9079285
Add "Who Is Totally And Completely In Love With Her Master" in there too, just in case.

>>9079294
Jehanne looks at you, looks at "Alicia," then sighs. "Well, you did always like to talk about mercy, my liege."

>>9079295

hire. put jehanne in charge.

>>9079282
Hammer of Justice, etc. We can redeem her through dickings.

She will work for us. She will obey us. In time, she will love us.

And that is true vengeance.

>>9079295
Bind her to serve us. Lacking that option I'd go with:
[x] Hire her.

>>9079295
hire

Hire.

>>9079295
Kill. She does still have dirt on us, and she's evil/bratty enough to use it to screw us over, just because.

>>9079311

... Well fuck.

Now I'm conflicted. We *DID* set precedent.

CHANGE VOTE from KILL to CONTRACTUAL ETERNAL BONDAGE/SERVITUDE.

My only thought is that the harem is getting full. If we can't visit all the girls every day it gets a little unmanageable.

If we take her, the Scientist will probably be the last.

Hire her. The more maids the better.

>>9079295
Hire

/sigh

my contract idea would be considered a hire.
AND we could keep her from telling said dirt about us

>>9079295
Hire. Obviously. At the very least she will be entertaining.

>>9079295

Let's hire her, but with a very carefully written contract.

Hire, but we need to make sure Felicia didn't get re-bound as her familiar.

>>9079308
"McLoyallyLoyalLolimaid, The Ever Loyally Devoted One Who Is Totally And Completely In Love With Her Master" And Masturbates To Him in the Morning Just Like He Does And Wants His and ONLY His Cock"

Also, hire her. With that exact name.

>>9079338
We still have to get the robot maid in addition to the scientist. Just sayin'.

>>9079338
Fuck that. They have eachother to keep themselves company, if you know what I mean.

Hire her.

>>9079356
we can add "and who is also a scientist" to this too, worse comes to worse.

>>9079358
I was rather hoping one could be both.

Wouldn't be much of a Harem comedy if we just offed the antagonist demon loli right here.

Hire her, but get Reginald in here to draw up the contract.

>>9079374
im gonna agree with this

>>9079374
And we make sure we'll read that contract before Loli McDemonass signs it.

General consensus is Hire her.

CONTRACT OR NO
VOTE NAO

>>9079400
Leave that to Goshu.

>>9079374

Point made. I'll agree with hire into servitude, and make her telling on us a contract breaker that insta-kills.

>>9079400
Contract. Make the terms very, very clear, and make sure to include lots of fine print.

>>9079400

contract plox, felicia is sexy house...maid..kitty now. or something.

>>9079400

CONTRACT. MAKE DAMN SURE FELICIA IS SAFE AND THAT ALICIA WILL OBER ORDERS GIVEN BY ALL OTHER MAIDS. AND THAT SHE'S BI.

>>9079407
cant have Reginald draw it up if we include that clause.

He doesnt know about the alien shit we pulled
and Samantha is his daughter.
We'd be boned

>>9079400
Contract.
And the only thing she's getting out of this is being allowed to continue breathing. We're holding all the cards here.

>>9079415
this. but make sure our orders trump all others.

>>9079418

Fine. WE add that clause after he drafts it.

>>9079400
WE WILL MAKE A CONTRACT SO FUCKING BINDING IT WOULD DISGUST ADVOCATES OF HARDCORE BONDAGE AND S&M.

>>9079428
Agreed.

>>9079434
no. we make it so binding it scares BALOR DEMONS (aka Lawyers)

"Fine. I'll take responsibility. You can stay with me, but you abide by the original rules of the contract. I'll have a team of lawyers write one up for you to sign in the morning. No loopholes. Got it? Eternal contractual servitude to me and to all my descendents, and/or Reginald's."

"That's ludicrous! I. . ."

Jehanne puts her hand on her sword.

"I fully accept your proposal," 'Alicia' seethes. "But Felicia. . ."

"Felicia's mine now. I bought her, fair and square."

"All right, but the phylactery. . ."

"I keep the playing card too," you say, taking it from her and tucking it into your jacket pocket. "I'm not letting you control this."

"DON'T I GET ANYTHING!?" 'Alicia' wails.

"Room and board and a reasonable hourly wage? How does that sound to you."

". . . fine. . ."

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And with that, I'll call it a night. Will probably continue tomorrow afternoon, around the same time as tonight's. It will probably go on hiatus for the weekend, though. Real life intrudes.

>>9079374
>>9079387
>>9079399
>>9079407
>>9079412
>>9079413
The contract needs to involve not fucking around with the free will of the others - especially Felicia.

>>9079443
No. We make it so binding it scares double BALOR DEMONS.

Alright Goshujin. we've come to the conclusion. Hire her with a very VERY binding contract with lots of fine print and NO loopholes

>>9079445
Awesome, thank you for having us.
I'm looking forward to the next session.

>>9079445
FUCK YES. winnnnerrrrr

>Team of Lawyers
She's fucked... metaphorically for now

Excellent. A good session.

I fear I will not be here tomorrow, as there is pressing business in Istanbul. However I shall read it in the archive and get up to speed, and catch you when it's on next.

Also, someone archive this please.

Thanks man, appreciate the devotion you have to this.

>>9079445
also

<3 Goshujin

And GEMINI. All saturday i'll be gone DMing for my group. Take care of shit for me yes? i can trust ya

Status Update

Loot
Alien Repair Bots
Mysterious Alien Sphere
Demonic Ace of Spades - The Phylactery of the Demon Princess of Lust, Asmoday

Mansion Status:
Facilities: Beachfront property
Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
Gardens: Fair (2 of 5)
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Average (3 of 5)

Staff
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
Katherine, the trap-kun (Warm 8/10)
, the resurrected loli demoness (Hostile)
Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
Jehanne, the paladin (Trust)
SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
> 1 slot remaining

30 XP

Athletics: 2
Affection: 2
Skill: 3
Cunning: 3
Luck: 0
Will: 2

>>9079445
>Will probably continue tomorrow afternoon, around the same time as tonight's. It will probably go on hiatus for the weekend, though.

I would suggest trying something like what Zeonquest does. You have 2-3 days of the week that you run it so you don't burn out although I would suggest keeping it down to 1-2 considering the number of threads we've gone through tonight alone.

Returning to your room, you find this. Apparently, Alicia's return 'excited' her.

has someone archived this thread yet?

>>9079476


You sir, are awesome.

>>9079478
Honestly, I'll probably slow this shit down quite a bit. Yesterday I was a madman starting this thing off. Today I just wanted to get you the fuck out of HELL and back to the quest proper. I'll probably settle on a proper rhythm once I get into the swing of things.

>>9079474

If I'm here I'll hold down the fort.

>>9079495

Buhhhh....

>>9079495
+5 XP bonus for porn.

>>9079510

Probably for the best. I found that when I ran Gemini Quest I burned out on the third day. Pick a day or two in the week that you'll be here and I'll attend.

I think I missed a couple of topics, but we never did get the OONST OONST OONST event did we?

>>9079547
Yes, we did. Free surprise round during the Boss Fight.

>>9079547
It gave us a free turn at the begging of the Alicia fight because we turned off and on the lights and had an internet rave.

>>9079547
Also Sister FUCKING CARMINE was an OOnst OOnst Oonst event. Otherwise she would have been just a plain Angry Marine.

>>9079540

You named a quest after yourself?

>>9079589
He's talking about The Mansion I assume.

>>9079589

Actually, I got my name from the Quest. I had to choose a name, and Gemini fit both with the identical disposable lolis and being a word starting with /g/.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9078487/ archived

>>9079609

Ah, I remember now.

>>9079597

Nah, different one. The Mansion was like this but taken on a different tangent (emphasis on being proper as opposed to being A BOSS in this one). Gemini Quest was one in a facility where the player was trying to not only survive but save all these identical girls who called themselves Anna. THey had a tendency to die in horrible ways (sniped, meat-hooked and hung in freezer and so on.)

>>9079639
I think I read some of it. Never really followed it because your usual emphasis on detail. That stuff tends to bore me more than anything after my wonderful 2 years of "compulsory paid community service" in an ambulance.

>>9079682

Fair enough. In any case, good game. Now if you'll excuse me I have a window to /g/ and a bottle of rum, so my evening is filled. Good day, all!

OP, that's it.

I love you. So very much

Can't wait for the next.