Oh look it is Fetish Quest Part Over 9000.

Fuck off to tgchan.

go cunning

Affection to 2.
and Random loot

>>9077019

After we get our marine, on the way out we go "OOST OOST OOST!"

Let's level up our Cunning. Nothing is more important than this stat in attaining our final goal.

Affection up one. That's a fucking toe-stub right there. Also, luck up one. We can use more of that.

Next, we start our day off the right way. Masturbate. It's tradition.

CUNNING. Cunning has carried us this far.

>>9077019

Bump Cunning, and save the rest for emergency spending.

Affection and cunning!

Affection and Cunning up one. and then wake up and masturbate furiously as per usual.

>>9077037
Do not judge a thread by it's OP, anon.

>>9077019
Cunning sounds good, we should also continue training or firearms skill with reg, swordsmanship with Jehanne and athletics with Sister Carmine.

Random loot!

Masturbate, as is tradition.

Shooting with Reginald.

>>9077041
get the skillz to pay the billz

>>9077019
>Alicia/Asmoday, the tall, buxom glasses brunette (Hostile)

Alicia is dead, no?

Skill and Random Loot!

>>9077073

Now, when you say 'athletics'...

Up Luck. Save the rest of the XP for CONTINGENCIES. Because god fucking knows we have a lot of them.

>>9077019

Also, Isn't Felicia CONFLICTED now? We should see to her.

IMPROVE CUNNING

We'll need this to get girls in our bed

>>9077077
Do demons ever truly die?

>>9077089

Shit, I meant Cunning.

Masturbate furiously. after that. Train with Reginald and Jehanne.

ALSO: DM. alicia is dead. remove her from maid list?

>>9077088
I mean gaining sufficient endurance to survive sex with her, yes. By training really hard.

AFFECTION
RANDOM LOOT
MASTURBATE AND CALL UP CARMINE

(also, Alicia is on the list sill)

In any case, isn't it also tradition to call in the new girl to walk in on us as we crank it?

Wait. Our choices are a paladin who would feel alienated or an angry marine who would dickpunch us back to the Cretaceous era.

Nevermind.

Maybe she's still on the list because of the item we took from her. So we needs to learn demonology and bind her under our control so she can get back to her job.

>Alicia/Asmoday, the tall, buxom glasses brunette (Assuming Room Temperature)
fixt

>>9077114
We can't stop tradition for that! It would be cowardice!

Cunning and Affection Raised to 2 each

You now have 0 HP in the bank.

You sigh and decide to start the way the best way you know how: by masturbating away your morning wood. As you reach down to start jerking off, you hear a playful "nyuu?" come from under the blankets.

You look down. Felicia is curled up under the blankets with you. :3 She smiles.

You realize she is naked.

There is a knock on the door. "My liege, please awaken. I have brought you your breakfast." It's Jehanne, the paladin.

WHAT DO!?

cunning and luck. We can worry about affection LATER, we'll just fake it until then.

>>9077114
Or Felicia, as long as she doesn't think the penis is food we're good. We could get her to lick up the mess.

>>9077129

Yeah, but we also like our balls intact and not fragmented. If we are going to, we better get Jehanne in here instead of Carmine.

>>9077133
>0 HP in the bank.
XP

>>9077133
no need to get all anime about an awkward situation. She crawled in while we were sleeping.

>>9077133

DON'T PANIC. This situation is completely explainable by biology.

Men get morning wood, and affectionate pets stay near their masters.

>>9077133
well fucking shit.
"LEave it by the door please. I am improperly clothed at the moment. I will fetch it in a moment" Bullshit the shit out of this situation. and try to figure out why the FUCK she is in your bed

>>9077133
"Uh... Can it wait?"

We have a TERMINAL ILLNESS and only SIX MONTHS or perhaps a few YEARS to live.

Don't we, sayeth Cunning stat of 2? Don't we?

>>9077146
I'm five beers into this night. And I'm typoing a lot at the best of times. Have 5 XP. One for each beer.

>>9077133

Bundle our sheets as thickly over Felicia as we can and lean on her, putting a hand over her mouth.

"Please come in, however I am not fully decent..."

>>9077133
Have her hold for a moment.
Get pants on.
Get pants on Felicia.
Only then do we let her in.

>>9077133
IS THERE A COUCH OR SOMETHING IN OUR ROOM?

QUICKLY AND QUIETLY WE MUST DASH TO IT AND PRETEND WE SLEPT ON THAT

>>9077133
Let her in. Wing it if she notices.

>>9077170
we love you

>>9077125
>>Alicia/Asmoday, the tall, buxom glasses brunette (Assuming Room Temperature - Varies by piece)
Double fixed.

>>9077162

Why yes, of course, we do.

>>9077155

Going with this. Tell Jehanne you are immodestly dressed, so please leave breakfast at the door and you'll be down shortly!

Accept breakfast

>>9077133
Well we aren't masturbating yet, just act all cool and start teaching Felicia commands

Scratch/pet Felicia

>>9077162
No, we went back from hell and everybody knows that you leave all diseases and afflictions in hell.

>>9077203

It was genetic, so sad. You get your original body back, but you get your body back with... all the flaws.

Of course, that's assuming we had an illness to begin with. But we totally did.

You grab Felicia, hide her as best you can under the blankets, and call out for Alicia to come in.

She does, looking around her suspiciously.

Samantha, bless her heart, has decided to put her in a pure white number. Long white sundress, simple, but clean. Goes well with her blonde hair and blue eyes.

She leaves a tray on your desk, then bows. "My liege," she says softly. . . then she pauses. "My liege, are you feeling well?"

"I'm just fine, why do you ask?"

"Because I was warned that it was a traditional morning greeting for the new maids in the household to be greeted by you relieving your masculine needs. Perhaps you are not feeling well?"

Soooo we're going with asking Jehanna to leave breakfast at the door while we swiftly don pants?

Level up Affection and Cunning.
We have to seduce them paladins.

>>9077223
>>9077231
JEHANNE, not Alicia, WHAT THE FUCK.

>>9077231
I already finished earlier

>>9077231
She asked for it. Pull out dick and fap.

>>9077162
We can bullshit that away by saying our revival cured us. That, or say it was a premonition that came true already. But seriously, that will just get us killed if we don't get definite proof withing a week or two.

>>9077231
>Alicia
She survived?

>>9077231
"they warn you about that? No it just happens sometimes. ... Why, do you.. want to see it?"
[x]ask seductively.

>>9077231

"Well... yesterday was a tiring ordeal. I'm still recuperating. Still, while I thank you for your concern... you sound disappointed of all things..."

For the love of GOD keep leaning on Felicia. Scratch her ear so that she doesn't wriggle.

>>9077231
Tell her you've had a change of heart about that.

You'll do it at random times from now on.

Okay, decision point.

1. Fap
2. Don't Fap.
3. ???
4. Profit.

>>9077231

>"Perhaps you are not feeling well?"

Blush furiously and mutter something about being reluctant to impose such a sight on one of virtue.

>>9077231

You magnificient bastard.

Also, Jehanne, NOT Alicia!

We need to explain that we found Felicia in our bed, but its completely understandable given our understanding of her mind. Which is why we couldn't strangle the one-eyed trouser snake.

>>9077223
No.

>>9077231
"What a vicious rumor." (Not actually denying it)

INSPECT BREAKFAST, MAKE SURE THERE IS NO MILK INVOLVED

GOD SAVE US IF THERE IS

>>9077231
"You seem almost disappointed."

>>9077273

3. ????

>>9077231
Send Felicia out, whisper to her we'll make up for lost time.

"Don't worry, Jehanne, we didn't do anything. She just woke up next to me. You were saying?"

>>9077273
Ask her if she's curious.

You're up too early, is all.

>>9077288
"I. . . I. . . well. . ."

"My apologies, my liege, I should not have intruded." Jehanne bows deeply and leaves the breakfast on the desk. "I will take my leave now."

She turns and leaves the room, closing the door behind her. It closes with a click.

A few moments later, a nearly stifled Felicia kicks her way free of the blankets and tumbles out of bed with a thump. "NYU!" she complains.

>>9077273
don't fap. tell her you'll call her in when you're ready to with a wink.

>>9077278

Are you saying we lied to those girls? We'd never do that.

Right?

>>9077231
"i'm fine, although you sound a tad disappointed."

Don't fap. Tell Jehanne that you just wanted to respect her virtues and that you are fine. Once she leaves, fuck Felicia.

>>9077324

"Aww... I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you..."

Share a NAKED BREAKFAST. Lock the door.

>>9077324
"Ssh, ssh. I'm sorry; come here, I'll make it up to you."

Time to give the cat some milk.

And by "milk" I mean... yeah.

>>9077324

Tell her "I'm sorry!" rub her belly and give her a kiss on the forehead. Let her drink some milk, too, if there is any.

Consume breakfast.

>>9077324

"Were you looking for something, Felica?" Go ahead and let that dick waaave.

But for gods sake don't get out of bed and let your balls swing around. They make great cat toys.

>>9077324
Remove Felicia from room. Call Jehanne in and ask her to bring her own breakfast. Dine with her in your room. Get close, feel you insulted her and try to recitify the situation

>>9077324

Snuggle her a bit. Scratch her ears. Maybe play with her tits a bit. Nothing too heavy this early in the morning.

>>9077348
The real question is whether to feed it to her lower mouth or her upper mouth.

>>9077340

>LOCK THE DOOR

DO IT. DO IT. THEN PUSH THE DRESSER AGAINST IT AND PULL THE CURTAINS DOWN OVER THE WINDOWS AND LOCK THAT TOO.

WE ARE ON PART NINE AND WE STILL HAVE NOT HAD SEX

COME ON, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

>>9077324
Make kitty happy. Offer her food and penis.
Pet her. And begin to masturbate.

>>9077334
But of course we did not.
[Could you refresh my memory why we did?]

A cat is fine too.

>>9077374
Shush, we have 30 days, we're not behind schedule.

>>9077359

Time enough for that later. We need to get three sexings out of the way first, and I think we have enough maids in the house that'd be equally happy with a fun, casual sexual encounter with us and not want more.

Samantha and Jehanne are different stories, both because most of the people in these quest threads seem to be in love with one or the other, and both of them will visit violence upon us for being callous assholes. (directly or indirectly.)

>>9077340
>>9077348
>>9077351
>>9077352
>>9077355
>>9077363
>>9077371
>>9077369

You give the catgirl a scritch behind the ears. She nyuus happily and then bats at your hand with her paws. . . she rolls over onto her back and arches her back, showing off her tits most enticingly.

You practically break the sound barrier running to your bedroom door, locking it, and barring it shut with your desk.

You're about to turn around when a hand reaches out from behind you and grabs your cock, stroking it.

There is a soft "Nyuuuu. . . in your ear, and a naked chest is pressed up against your bare back.

>>9077408
FUCK HER. FUCK HER

>>9077231
>call out for Alicia to come in.
wat

>>9077408

Back to bed. Feed kitty ACTUAL milk and finish breakfast before anything else.

>>9077381

(It gives us myriad advantages, both in outright nasty deceit *and* in explaining our more noble actions are hard for the girls to square with our constant fapping.)

>>9077408
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>9077421
Prepare to claim your birthright!

>>9077408

Fondle her tits a bit. That's a good start. Maybe have her lick our cock at the same time. Cat's tounges are surprisingly rough and stimulating.

>>9077408
If she doesn't have sharp teeth have her suck you off. If she does, just tap that cat ass.

>>9077408
Lick her. Then fuck like tigers.

>>9077408

A slow, leisurely, FUCK FEST.

I just say that we get our first of three chalked off. Back to the bed.

OONST OONST OONST

>>9077437

>Cat's tounges are surprisingly rough and stimulating.

Quite true.

.... oh fucking christ this is riding the line between hot and WTF. oh 4chons.

>>9077431
[So it's just silly? I'm okay with that.]

But whatever we do- we don't remove the shoulder holster with our small, reliable, .22 revolver. We NEVER take that off.

>>9077408
I saw we begin the foreplay proper. She's willing, able, and is already masturbating us. Go with it.

>>9077408

FINALLY SOME ACTION

well she's already got us by the goods, how about ear scratches, neck nibbles, etc?

>Lock, the door

Have someone walk in on us anyway

>>9077468

(yeah. It started as a lie with a very specific application, but since then it's just... turned up as useful again and again.)

>>9077408
So, gentlemen, the question is...
Mouth, pussy, or ass?

>>9077496
all.

>>9077496
>pussy
Ba dum, chh.

>>9077474
WHAT'CHOO TALKIN BOUT
We leave that under the pillow.
LIKE JAMES MOTHERFUCKING BOND.

>>9077496

Pussy, from behind, while pulling on her tail.

... DOGGY style. heh.

>>9077408

<innocent picture for dirty, filthy events>

It doesn't take long for Felicia to get you back up to full erection after the sudden intrusion. She pushes you up against the door and, dropping to her knees in front of you, takes your dick into her mouth and suckles, long and hard. Her tail swishes back and forth playfully as she runs her tongue along your shaft, gently. Cat's tongues are used for rasping meat off of bones, after all. She doesn't want to rasp your meat too hard.

As it is, she's obviously had a lot of practice at this, because her technique is perfect, her suction hard, her gag reflex nonexistent. She easily and casually deep throats your. . . well, not particularly impressive. . . we'll call it average. . . length, then pulls back up to lick gently at the tip of your throbbing cock before giving you another, satisfied, "nyu." :3

>>9077512
This.

And to think we had to raygun the shit out of that poor girl just yesterday.

But she was always innocent- you know, a half-wit. She didn't deserve to die. And now we can not only give her life, but some nice, fun, HOT DICKINGS.

>>9077534
BLAST IT WITH PISS

>>9077534
D'awwwwwwwwwww!

She's either being possessed by Asmoday or loves us!

>>9077534
Well, time to masturbate and/or perform oral sex upon Felicia.

1 down, 2 to go! :)

>>9077534
honestly. i'd be scared dickless of a nice chomp chomp. Fuck the shit out of her. no oral.

>>9077534

Eeeh, can we skip the details?

Just "You've had sex!" *progress + 1* or something?
I think it's better to progress the quest than waste time on this

>>9077556
Either way it feels good.

Now it's our turn. Give her cunnilingus and then plow that pussy.

>>9077534
Aww how cute~

Clearly there's no worry about breaking her her nicely...RAMMING SPEED, GO! PLOW DAT CAT ASS!

>>9077534

The time for that has passed. Pick up her lithe figure, carry her to the bed and mount her like a lion.

>>9077534

It's the "Nyu :3" that makes this character so goddamn funny. When she was first introduced I wasn't expecting much from her, but the NYUUUs and the time when she was in werepanther form and she *ROARED* "NYUUUU".... it's just funny as hell, somehow. As well as the near-pouncing on the junk. That was good too.

The paladin is going to be -so- cut at us for this.
So super cut.

>>9077534
Kiss her forehead, then move towards the bed.

We're gonna tap that pussy... cat.

>>9077534

return the favor, and them make the cat-girl yowl with our manhood!

>>9077534
Fondle catgirl tits.

Also rub the inside of her ears. Cats fucking love that.

>>9077579
voted down. its not like we have a limited amount of posts to spend on the quest.

Now satisfied that you're ready for her, she stands up and rests against the wall, thrusting her hips out and presenting her hips to you, looking over her shoulder with a lusty, playful look to her yellow eyes.

You immediately plunge into her, thrusting hard. She arches her back and cries out at the sensation. "NYU!"

There is a thump from the hallway. "Young master?" Samantha's voice calls out. "Are you all right?"

>>9077579
Goddamn it, what is wrong with you?

>>9077579
HERESY

When the paladin finds out we tapped the lust demon cat, Is the paladin going to smite us? :(

>>9077603

Hmm...

NEW TRADITION!

>>9077579
All this questing and no detailed action? PREPOSTEROUS!

Remember, must sex up the maids, not get blown by them. Raep raep raep then continue repairing the house and skill grinding.

>>9077579

SHUT THE FUCK UP

WE'VE FOUGHT A FUCKING WASHING MACHINE

A POSSE OF FUCKING ALIENS

THIS VERY CATGIRL AS A GIANT PANTHER

AND SEVERAL DEMONS IN *HELL ITSELF*

WE ARE GOING. TO. GET. LAID AND ENJOY EVERY MINUTE.

But OP says that Felicia is/was hostile...
Is this a Mistake? Since Asmoday is still on Original list, I'll assume it needs updating.

>>9077603
Well SHIT. you cockblocking monster. first Jehanne then Samantha.

Call out everything is fine. you're just going through your new morning exercises because of your ordeal in hell and how ill prepared you were for the world. and to not disturb you as its embaressing.

>>9077615
No, because we'll do ALL of the maids.

Yes, even the trap...

Now, come on. We've got a catgirl to fuck. Do her pussy first, then slip it round the back...

>>9077603
Shh, tappin' pussy.

>>9077603

hand over felicia's mouth, call out "Just stretching, that's all. I'm still a bit stiff from yesterday"
Keep thrusting as we say that.

>>9077555
YOU ARE IGNORING TRIPLE FIVES?

>>9077603
Oh shit.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

>>9077630

Today we start a new tradition!

A maid walking in on us FUCKING someone else!

>>9077603

"JUST RE-ARRANGING FURNITURE, IT'S KIND OF HEAVY. DOOR'S BLOCKED, I'LL HAVE TO FINISH BY MYSELF. DON'T MIND MY HUFFING AND PUFFING."

>>9077603
TRYING MORNING EXERCISES! LEAVE ME BE FOR NOW. PERHAPS ANOTHER DAY YOU CAN JOIN ME.

>>9077603
"I'm fine, just waking up... I'll be out in a few minutes."

>>9077603

"I AM HAVING SEX! CAN'T YOU TELL?"

>>9077642

>maid walking in

that's why the DESK is in front of the god-damned door. WE WILL NOT BE DENIED.

>>9077630
Shh. Tapping pussy.

I'm strongly tempted to just cop to it. "HAVING SEX MA'AM."

that's not a vote for it yet, though.

>>9077635

this is good, but >>9077642 is better in every respect except that SAM LOVES US.

so uhh...yeah i got nothing.

>>9077631
I was opposed to fucking the trap yesterday, but on second though it's probably going to be very amusing. We'll fuck him in the ass while we're whispering to him that he'll never be a real woman. I'm always game for evil deeds.

>>9077653
I quite like this.

Um... did we close the blinds? Or will we turn around mid-session to see Samantha's HORRIFIED FACE through the glass, hands against the pane?

>>9077677
It's still incredibly homosexual.
Keep your gay shit out of my demon catgirl maid thread!

>>9077603
"I'm fine!" you call out. You clamp your head over Felicia's mouth, stifling her cries. "I'm. . . getting changed!"

". . . all right, young master," Samantha sighs. She walks away, muttering something about. . . "Every morning."

You continue to fuck Felicia from behind untl. . .

> Athletics Result: 10
> Affection Result: 8
> Skill Result: 2
> Cunning Result: 12
> Luck Result: 5
> Will Result: 12

. . . okay so it's not the most imaginative lovemaking session, but you've got staying power and you've apparently got a lot of randiness worked up in you. Perhaps it's all that masturbating you do that's made you able to keep going. . . or something.

In any case, you finally tumble into the bed with the catgirl, covered in sweat. She gives you a lick on the nose and curls up, yawning, cum still dripping from her, as she falls asleep.

Not the most positive review, perhaps. . . but it might do.

FELICIA's STATUS RAISED TO "WARM"
SEX POINTS: 1

>>9077677

No. We can't do that.

We're gonna make sweet love to Kat, just like we will Jehanne and Sam. And we're gonna give her giant boobs, because we can.

>>9077673

and we might just love HER. Sure, casualfunsex =! loving another, but she might not see it that way at first- or at all.

LIE

>>9077686

"Looks like the big bad panther..."

*sunglasses*

"... just got tamed."

WAIT, 12 CUNNING SHOULD'VE MADE IT AWESOME.

>>9077603
>>9077534
Why you aren't just posting pictures of Taokaka is beyond me

>>9077701

>>9077707
12 Cunning, you had some great ideas.
2 Skill, you had no idea how to put them into practice.

Lower some inhibitions, get some experience!

SEX POINTS?

What do we use them for ?


And didn't we just lose virginity? That should be huge XP boost

>>9077686
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gk0L83boTw

final fucking ly. we get laid. Unbar door. Walk out while still struggling into clothing. Meet up with Reginald for Training, then Jehanne.

ASSIGN:
Samantha to cook
Katherine to Gardens
Jehanne to Train
Reginald to Misc chores
Carmine to be trained by anyone

>>9077686

HUZZAH!

>muttering something about "every morning"

HAHAHAHAHA YES I LOL'ED

Now. Let's cuddle with the catgirl a while before showering, dressing, eating breakfast and gearing up to face a NEW DAY.

>>9077686
I guess it's time to do some checking in on the maids' statuses since we've been got. Make sure Kat and Sam are doing fine.

>>9077616
>Hmm...
>NEW TRADITION!
FUCK YEAH!

Also. we are now at an impasse aren't we?
who do we 'devote' to? Samantha or Jehanne?

>>9077742

sir that is unbelievable win.

>>9077745
We need to thank Jehanne for breakfast.
Also hug Samantha if possible, and inform Samantha that we did indeed tap that cat.

>>9077768
Do we have to choose?

Let's go for a harem ending; all of the maids willing to share.

>>9077768

Both. Love transcends all boundaries, and we love all our maids.

Samantha will be training Jehanne and Carmine today, I think, so we'll have to get on out there and help Reginald and Katherine with chores.

>>9077777
Oh yeah, eat breakfast, then take a shower and get dressed.

>>9077768
I guess it'll depend on circumstances. Samantha is obviously closer, but we'll want Reginald out of the picture doing, assuming we'd like to keep our penis after we're done with the deed.

You give Felicia a kiss on the cheek and cuddle her up a bit, snuggling against her soft fur. She yawns and curls up in your arms before she finally falls asleep.

You get dressed in your riding pants, red jacket, and riding boots, and prepare to face the day. . .

Samantha to Cook
Katherine to Gardens
Jehanne to Training (Learning)
Reginald to Training (Teaching)
Carmine to Training (Learning)

CONFIRM? Y/N

>>9077768
Samantha, obviously.
Paladins are a bomb waiting to explode with their Lawful and their Good and their Moral code and their Smite.

>>9077806

Confirm.

We should talk to Kat and Sam.

>>9077806
Sounds good to me.

>>9077806

CONFIRM CAP'N CONFIRM

Also lets get our asses down there and cook WITH Samantha. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF SAMMICHES. EVEN A FUCKING NERD KNOWS HOW TO SPICE UP A GODDAMN HOT POCKET. WE CAN DO SOMETHING.

>>9077768

I've been pondering the same question. With whom shall we fall madly in love?

First step: shower. Also, if a maid is going to come clean up the room, perhaps it would be best to not find a spattered catgirl sleeping in there. We should take her with and get her cleaned up too. It could build trust as well.

Next (after she's off to wash the sheets), we put on our dark jeans, black Vegeta t-shirt and red Converse high-tops and rock downstairs singing Steeler's Wheel lyrics as we high-five staff.

"Jokers to the left of me! Jokers to the right, and I'm STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU!"

Do this until we arrive at the firing range. We should learn a bigger weapon. Also, is anyone averse to learning to wield a shotgun? Just asking.

>>9077806
Yes, and dress in a snazzy suit today with a gold pocket watch and shades.

>>9077806
CONFIRM? Y!

>>9077806
Confirm. also take the time out of the day to let Samantha know you're alive and safe, and that shit went down in hell.

>>9077799
Why would Reginald do anything that bad?

He clearly fucking knows what we need to fuck 3 girls, also he knows that she has positive feelings about us. ...

If he really opposed that we sleep with her, he wouldn't let her work here in the first place?

>>9077827
I cast my vote for meatbread.

all of them? Why constrain ourselves like some shitty anime main when we can try to get all of them for fuckwin orgy?

>>9077847
do not. put a fucking cat. in a fucking shower. with you. if you want. your balls.

TRUST me

>>9077806
Confirm forever.
Probably meet up with Reginald to thank Jehanne, and we need to train a bit anyway.

>>9077847
I can't listen to that song without thinking of Reservoir dogs...

In fact, put on a suit and sunglasses, and turn on "Little Green Bag". And walk in slow-motion until the song ends.

>>9077806
Confirm. And I too would like to visit with Samantha. Cooking together is always a good bonding experience.

>>9077866

It's either that or she licks th- nevermind. Agreeing with you.

>>9077848
>>9077847
White tie and singing Puttin' on the Ritz.

>>9077806
No, send Jahanne to learn how to cook. Tell her that even warriors of justice need to have practical skills.

NO WATER ON KITTY

OPEN WINDOW AND TELL HER YOU SEE A SQUIRREL OUT THERE

We will put on "Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta".

>>9077821
You come across Samantha in the kitchens, working on cooking up some dinner. She's got a pot roast browning on the stove. The smell of searing meat hangs in the air.

"How you holding up?" you ask.

"I'm. . . all right," Samantha admits. She sighs. "My ass still hurts sometimes, though. Those aliens didn't use lube."

"I'm surprised you're taking this so well," you admit.

"Well, my Dad always says that if you let yourself become a victim, that's all you'll ever be. Besides, he got me a gift."

She casually pulls up the skirt of her uniform and reveals a Walther PPK strapped to the inside of her thigh.

You're not sure whether this is a good or bad thing.

>>9077838

its only day 5, we have time to figure all that out.

this house has more guns than texas.

>>9077920
compliment the choice of pistol as well as her thighs. ask her if you can help her be more comfortable in anyway, such as a full body massage.

>>9077920

"Well, I know that you likely are more knowledgable of firearms than I, seeing your father is Reginald, but... perhaps we could practice shooting together today?"

>>9077920

The Walther fills me with GLEE, but...

>"I'm. . . all right," Samantha admits. She sighs. "My ass still hurts sometimes, though. Those aliens didn't use lube."

HOUSE DISARMAMENT PACT
NO GUNS ON PEOPLE
GUNRACKS IN THE BATHROOMS AND BEDROOMS
We don't want a repeat of GETTING SENT TO HELL
(We certainly will after having sex with a demon)

>>9077946
This definitely

>>9077946
>>9077949
Do both of these

How about we spend the day studying magic, our ancestor was a wizard, so we might as well become one. Just remember not to make stupid pacts with powerful beings.

>>9077920
Clever girl.
Anyway, wanna come shooting? Looks like we're all training with Reginald today. Housework never gets done *sigh*

>>9077963
Gunracks in bedrooms assures us that if something goes wrong in the bedroom, and it will, that weaponry will be available even while naked.

This is a bad idea.

1. Compliment her thighs.

2. Compliment her gun.

3. Ask her to show you some cooking skillz.

>>9077920

she's showing us her inner thighs, it can't possibly be a bad thing.

we need to check in with our various maids, and maybe give kat a hand in the gardens? you know, directing and whatnot.

>>9077980

Really? But there was a copy of Unaussprechlichen Kulten in the study and everything! Think of the possibilities!

also. inform Kat to plant our fucking TIGER LILIES

>>9077920
"I won't be as discourteous as the aliens...

Anyway, it's good that you've got some protection. Do you need more rest, or do you think you'll be able to handle your duties?"

>>9077949
>>9077946

"Nice piece. . . and the gun is nice too," you quip. Weird. She actually laughs at that. Wow, she must really like you or something. "Look, you probably know more than I do, being that your father is Reginald, but you want to go shooting sometime? I can maybe show you some pointers. . . or you could show me some."

"Actually, I'd like that." Samantha gives you a big, happy smile. Your heart skips a beat as you see her lovely face so happy.

Maybe you feel a little guilty for just having fucked a random catgirl that morning, but probably not.


-----
Samantha goes back to cooking dinner after this, but she makes a date with you at the shooting range for tomorrow morning. Sweet.

You find Katherine in the gardens, pulling weeds. She looks pretty damn frustrated. Also, when she wears a t-shirt and sweatpants, it really makes you wonder how she ever managed to pass for a girl in the first place. Must be those long eyelashes.

"So," she asks, as you approach her in the garden. "You were dead."

"Ummm. . . yeah," you say. "And I went to hell."

"What was it like?"

"I've had worse," you admit. "You should play with my DM sometime."

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

"Forget it."

1. Ask Katherine for information about one of the girls.
2. Ask Katherine for information about. . . himself.
3. Stand there awkwardly.

>>9078010
You idiot, we care about our MORNING GLORIES.

>>9078013
Let's go with this.

>>9078005
Also magic will do us good in making us more useful in the support side of things.(which we apparently like to do a lot)

>>9078000

"That's a nice gun. Nice gams, too. And whatever the thing you're cooking is smells great."

>>9078028

SEDUCE!

SEDUCE!

SEDUUUUUUUUCE!

Also, have we found a scientist maid, yet? We need to get around to genderbending Kat.

>>9078028
Ask about both Kat and Jehanne. also plant Morning glories (thanks for correction)

>>9078028
I'm certain we can mix all three together easily.

Maid "Quest"
Haven't seen much question. More like
CHOO CHOO

>>9078028
[x] 4. Go to your study and learn some magic.

>>9078028
Option 2. Even if it's just a simple "What seems to be bothering you?"

Also we should get back to hiring a scientist maid to study our alien tech.

1, ask if CARMINE ever stops being angry or shows interest in anything other than beating the hell out of the world.

>>9078028

Ask for information about... HIMSELF. We are seducing this son of a buck.

>>9078028

1, although it's unlikely he'll have anything. It's only been a night. Furthermore, one of the original girls is dead.

Ask if he learned anything about Carmine. We haven't even heard from her today.

>>9078058

Surprisingly enough, I am all for this. Perhaps taking hi....he.... it out shopping for a Mad Science Starter Kit later might not be a bad idea.

All right, decision time.

So far it seems consensus is leaning towards either ask Kat about Jehanne, ask Kat about mad scientists to reverse engineer alien tech, or ask Kat about Angry Marine Carmine.

Decision?

>>9078028
Tell Kat you want him to be in charge of cleaning his room in the mornings. In case of overnight or morning company that you would rather the other girls not clean up after.

>>9078123
option 4: ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE

Learn transormation magic to transform Kat into a girl.(and to give us an extra penis so we can then DP Kat)

>>9078101

Kat has GID. And passes. She is a girl, even if she has a penis. She's hot, therefore, we will MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE to her.

>>9078123
Carmine time. Because angry sex is good best sex.

>>9078123

You forgot SECUDE HER.

>>9078123
We don't need help with the other two. We do need help giving Kat his dream come true.

>>9078123

Carmine for me. I'm a little worried.

>>9078123

my vote- angry MUHREEN. We'll need to see if she's open to casualfunsex.

[x] 2. Ask Katherine for information about. . . himself.

you know just a friendly chat- when did you realize you should have been a girl, what do you think about alien technology sex changes, etc.

>>9078123
Ask Kat about Angry Marine Carmine. That might save us a lot in repair costs later.

>>9078123
Try and seduce Kat.

Come on, don't stop until we've done 'em all!

>>9078028
Don't just stand there! Go meet Reginald for training with the rest of the group.

Carmine

Ask Kat about Carmine

>>9078171
Our mansion most likely self repairs, with the 6 repair and all.

>>9078142
I still think we should push for not just Kat, but all of the maids training with Reginald in firearm usage.

That way, by the end of it we will have at least five different Robertas, including one maybe/maybe not trap one and a catgirl one.

Ok, maybe not Felicia, she might "accidentally" shoot us in the back.

Caramine is the unknown quantity at the moment, yes. We still have to find out more about Kat/seduce her, but there's time for that yet.

>>9078123

SCIENCE!

>>9078191

The extreme propensity for property damage is exactly why we put that alien tech in repair, yes.

>>9078189

wait how did Carmine escape hell without any help? much less show up at our pad?

>>9078123

Angry Marine.

>>9078135
You know what, why the fuck not.

"So, about the newcomers. . ."

"Yeah. Jehanne? That tall, blonde one? Total size queen. The bigger, the better with her, apparently. Aside from that, I don't know much. Give me a moment already, I've known her for like eight hours."

"And Carmine. . ."

"Complete psychopath. We had to keep her chained to the bed all night. She kept punching the pillow and the mattress for being lumpy, then she shot one of them with some huge gyrojet pistol and chewed through the headboard. Also, we had to take that big suit of armor of hers and keep it locked up in the basement, because if she wears it, she can break down walls by kicking them. Thankfully, we've got an alien repair bot to fix the damn house nowadays. Wish I could teach it to weed gardens," she sighs, pulling another dandelion."

"And. . . any luck finding a scientist to work on the alien tech?"

"I dunno, ask Samantha. She's in charge of personnel. But I haven't heard anything, so the answer is probably no. Was there anything else?"

>>9078223
>You managed to lasso Sister Carmine and strap her to the helicopter long enough to get her back to the real world. It takes you most of the day to get home, and then you collapse and fall asleep until the next day.

>>9078185
If it has a penis it is not an eligible target for sex.
If it has a penis that has been mutilated to look like a vagina it is still not an eligible target for sex.
Changing with alien magic, however, that's a whole other story!
Let's get this Trap turned into a Real woman.

>>9078233
(Thank fucking god for putting it in Repair)
What about you? how are you Kat? How are you feeling?

Our only priorities for now should be hiring a scientist maid and learning magic as a back up plan.

>>9078233
>Was there anything else?
Comment on her ass and go training with Reginald

>>9078233

kat sounds slighty hostile and/or agitated. lets soothe her a but, yes? bring her some juice, or iced tea, or some sort of drink we can stir with our dick.

>>9078259
Aye. We need to de-trap that trap before fags ruin everything.

And yes, let's train some shooting! :)

>>9078262
"Your ass looks like a plumber's."
Do you really think he wants to hear that?

>>9078233
Also, put in an order for a California King size bed for Jehanne

>then she shot one of them with some huge gyrojet pistol

>bolter pistol operates on the gyrojet principle

Goshujin-Sama, your extreme /k/ompetence never fails to please me. It's this warm fuzzy feeling, all over.

>>9078233
"We're working on that sex change you wanted. Once we get that scientist and the proper research done we'll tell you."

Then ponder if the alien tech could be used to improve our own package. It was mentioned we're pretty average, we might want to fix that with a little zap of the alien tech when it's operational.

>>9078233

Now that we've heard about everything else, crouch next to Katherine.

"Alright, that's fine. Thank you for your information, Katherine. But now let's talk about you. Everything going fine with you today?"

>"And. . . any luck finding a scientist to work on the alien tech?"

Oh god. If a Franken Fran expy shows up...

>>9078233

SEDUUUUUUCE!

Or at the very least let her know we find her attractive.

>>9078243

And you...

Stop with the dickhaet. Just because she has a penis doesn't mean she isn't a hot redhead who would probably fuck like a MINX in the sack. Seriously, am I like the only fa/tg/uy comfortable enough with himself to disregard whats between someone's legs?

Again, I say we should arrange for Kat to be the one who cleans out room early in the day, so the girls don't end up cleaning up after each other. So to speak.

>>9078277
This. Then go see the training.

>>9078290
Actually, they're hybrid weapons these days. The bolt is expelled using a charge, much like a bullet, and only after it has left the barrel of the bolter the rocket engine is engaged.

>>9078295
Side note, the enlargement is for Jehanne. Size queen and what not.

>>9078258
>>9078185
>>9078152
>>9078058

"Me? I guess I'm all right. Hormones making me cranky, though. Doc says that I'm eligible for the surgery, once I can manage to put up the money. . ." Kat admits.

"Well, what if you didn't have to do the surgery? What if we could find another way?"

"What other way?"

"Kat," you say, "There's a goddamn space marine, a paladin, and a catgirl in this house. We have an alien robot that repairs our home and we have death rays and rayguns. My butler is an ex British mercenary. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a gender changing potion or something down the line."

Katherine mulls this over. "You kinda got a point."

"Anyway, keep your options open. You might get a better one."

Anything else, or move on?

>>9078320

>Seriously, am I like the only fa/tg/uy comfortable enough with himself to disregard whats between someone's legs?

Yep. But me, I like Kat, so I'm eager to give her her life's dream of being a REAL 'her.'

>>9078320
>Seriously, am I like the only fa/tg/uy comfortable enough with himself to disregard whats between someone's legs.

Yes you are, there are some fa/tg/uys that aren't as desperate as you for fuckbuddies.

>>9078337
Put it in his butt

>>9078337

MOVE OHHHHWWWWN.

>>9078337
ONE MORE THING.

Promise Kat this:
If we dont find another way to do it like a potion. or you get too impatient. we will not only put the money up for you, but also get the BEST Surgeon for you...WITHOUT deducting from your pay.

>>9078320
Level with her. Say we find her attractive, and she's a bro, and that it seems like she really wants to be a woman. So we're going to try to find a way to turn her into a full-on woman.

>>9078338

As do I, but that doesn't mean that we can't start sexing her up before that!

>>9078290
This gyrojet thing sounds interesting, lets look it up on Wikipedia.
>Originally developed in a 13 mm caliber, the cartridges were self-contained self-propelled rockets.

>>9078337

"Just... hang in there. And thanks for everything."

Suave smille, brush a hair from Katherine's face over her ear then off to the firing range.

Also, I think we better start training in other things apart from firearms. Can Reginald teach us to drive if we get an offroad vehicle? That could come in handy.

Alright, let's go visit the training.

COULD WE PLEASE MOVE ON WITH THE QUESTS? THANK YOU!

>>9078374
Have Carmine and Reginald teach us Unarmed/Hand to hand CQC. That'd come in handy

>>9078320
I wonder how you're meant to disregard what's between someone's legs while sexing them, as that is where the sexual organs are.
Your position would be entirely accurate, moral, and make a lot of sense if you wanted to hug and kiss katherine.
But no, you are a closet faggot who wishes to engage in balls-touching homogayness with someone pretending to be a girl.

WE MAY NEED MORE LIVING QUARTERS TO HIRE THOSE SCIENTISTS. OH, AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT LETS HIRE SOME ENGINEERS TOO SO WE CAN PRODUCE LAS-CANNONS AND SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET. 200 BUCKS/DAY IS NOT ENOUGH FOR US.

>>9078387
Pistol + knife CQC is best CQC.

>>9078354
>>9078355

"So yeah, hang in there. . . and let me know if you do decide to go for the surgery. I don't have much longer to live, and I'll soon be filthy rich anyway, so I can afford to get you the best one there is."

"You'd do that for me?" Kat asks.

"Well, anything for a pretty girl like you. Especially one that's also as much of a bro as you are." You brush a hair from her face and move on.

-----
KATHERINE RAISED to Warm 8/10 (2 points till TRUST

Before the rather vocal anon has an aneurysm from frothing at the mouth, we will move on.

So yeah, what next? It's approaching noon of Day 5 of 30.

>>9078355
This, however, is perfectly fine.
If Kat becomes a real woman, it is perfectly heterosexual to tap her forever.
Since Kat will be tapped either way, the way this quest is going, we need to get that gender change shit operational ASAP.

>>9078405
Let's go shoot some stuffs.

"Reginald! Bring forth my Pfeifer-Zeliska, I'd like to do a spot of target practice!"

STUDY FUCKING MAGIC, SOCIALIZE AFTER WE CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND GIVE SUGGESTIONS!

>>9078405
CQC Training with Reginald and Carmine

>>9078392
Who says I'm in the closet, faggot? Now, if we're done derailing the quest, we need a mad scientist.

>>9078394

^____^ Thank you for that.

Or we could start research on the PLASMA PIS- er, the death ray.

>>9078412
jesus christ someone is a little stuck on that

Also. we're autosaging

>>9078394
ALSO, WE MAY NEED TO REPLACE OUR HELICOPTER WITH A SKYRANGER SOON, SO WE CAN TAKE MORE ROOKIES WITH STUN RODS AND PRIMED GRENADES.

>>9078405
Gun training

Practice with Reginald at the firing range. Ask him about alternative training that he could instruct us in. Preferably boxing so we can fight like a gentleman should the need arise.

Okay, I'm getting half a dozen conflicting directives here. I'll step back and let you guys come to a consensus while I refill my beer.

Honestly. I'd say work on CQC with Regi- OH SHIT.
We said we'd go shooting with Samantha today. SHOOTING RANGE
Samantha and Reginald. nao.

>>9078405

Time to learn some-

Oh, wait, Reginald is training the other two in how to be MAIDEO.

I vote we SPY on the training session to learn what we can learn.

we need a scientist, some god damn morning glories, and decent abs, stat.

ad on craigslist, send somebody to the store (reginald and Jehanne, let her pick the color), and do some fucking sit-ups, stat.

>>9078428

We need a mad scientist.

And we need to seduce Kat.(Or at least start for AFTER we genderswap, if the closet-cases can't handle buttsex)

I'll change my vote to SHOOTING WITH SAMANTHA. Reginald is technically training the new maids.

>>9078428
Practice our CQC

>>9078450

Yeah, this. Place order for morning glories- or even go into town and pick them up- and come back in time to go shooting with Sammy.

>>9078453
Isn't the appointment with Samantha for tomorrow, not today?

>>9078487 new thread. Probably the last one for tonight.

>>9078481

It is.

We should spend the day fixing up the garden, and getting to know our new maids.

Sorry to bust in, but we need some downtime too. Should we plan a beach party for all staff tomorrow afternoon?

As for now, we train with guns. If this is impossible, we spy on the maids training with guns.