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    107 KB Maid Quest Part VIII Goshujin-Sama 04/08/10(Thu)23:59 No.9075194  
    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/
    Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9050315/
    Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9052773/
    Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9054492/
    Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9055966/
    Part 6: >>9070998
    Part 7: >>9073610

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
    3. Have sex with at least three of them.

    Mansion Status:
    Facilities: Beachfront property
    Kitchen: Decent (2 of 5)
    Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
    Gardens: Poor (1 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Average (3 of 5)

    Staff
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
    Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Warm)
    Alicia/Asmoday, the tall, buxom glasses brunette (Hostile)
    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Hostile)
    Jehanne, the paladin (Trust)
    Sister Carmine, the FUCKING ANGRY ANGRY MARINE (ANGRY!)

    31 XP

    This is now day ?? of 30.

    You are now at the top of the tower, fighting Alicia, the Demoness of Lust.

    -----
    Status:

    You
    CARMINE!
    Jehanne 4/10 Stress

    Alicia: 142/200 HP
    Felicia: 61/100 HP

    WHAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075230
    >>9075194

    Something about giving Felicia a belly rub, I think?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075233
    >>9075194
    Jehanne- YOU'RE NAKED IN THE STRONGHOLD OF A LUST DEMON AND YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYBODY SILLY YET YOU'RE A BIGGER PRUDE THEN NANCY PELOSI AS A NUN

    Carmine: WHO'S THE BIGGER PUSSY THE HALF-ELDAR OR THE CATGIRL, SHOW THAT BITCH WHAT WRATH IS

    Felicia: Order to lie down for belly rub.

    Asmoday: Inform her that she has to quit in writing. Again, order her to stop defending.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075234
    RULES LAWYER ALICIA ABOUT 2 WEEKS NOTICE. THEN SUPPORT CARMINE AND JEHANNE With words!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075235
    >>9075194
    rebuild house into flying battleship
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075239
    Until Alicia legally releases herself from our employ (i.e. resignation papers) she is still our employee!

    THEREFORE

    DEMAND BLOWJOBS
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075241
    Break Alicia's defense, Jehanne attacks, Carmine to Felicia
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:01 No.9075247
    >>9075234
    This again
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:02 No.9075256
    BELLY RUB FOR KITTY!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:02 No.9075257
    >>9075233

    And if we can only take two SUPPORT actions... yeah, favor Buffing Carmine, we don't know if the god damned catgirl is smart enough to KNOW to respect demonic contract law.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:02 No.9075265
    You - RULES LAWYER on Alicia
    CARMINE! - SUBDUE Felicia
    Jehanne (4/10 Stress) - ATTACK Alicia

    Confirm? Y/N
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:02 No.9075272
    Also. RELOAD THE .22 ASS CANNON
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075276
    >>9075265
    CONFIRM FOR GREAT JUSTICE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075283
    >>9075194

    >Jehanne 4/10 Stress

    "I believe you can be pure, Jehanne! Believe in me who believes in you!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075286
    >>9075234
    Two weeks' notice isn't actually a legal requirement, though.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075288
    >>9075265
    CONFIRMED
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075293
    >DEMAND BLOWJOBS

    Just from Felicia. Have the other two attack Alicia while the catgirl is otherwise occupied.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075295
    >>9075265

    Let us CONFIRM, Cap'n! the double SUPPORT actions we can take next round!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075302
    You - RULES LAWYER on Alicia and RELIEVE STRESS on Jehanne. (Double Action)
    CARMINE! - SUBDUE Felicia
    Jehanne (4/10 Stress) - ATTACK Alicia

    Confirm? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075303
    >>9075265
    HYPER confirm
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075304
    >>9075286
    signing documentation is however.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:03 No.9075307
    >>9075286

    Resignation papers probably would be... At least for a contract like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:04 No.9075312
    Dammit people, she is still at high hp, we should try to weaken her a bit first. Demon politics.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:04 No.9075314
    Ouch, so have any of the maid been knocked up yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:04 No.9075318
    >>9075265
    Deny.
    We want to spend this round talking - to bolster our comrade's spirits.
    You can stop Subduing Felicia now; we'll bellyrub her soon enough.
    So, Carmine and Jehanne attack Asmoday.
    We bolster our comrade's spirits with words! ^_^
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:04 No.9075321
    >>9075302
    OMEGA CONFIRM
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:04 No.9075326
    >>9075302

    DOOOOO EEEEET
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:04 No.9075330
    >>9075302
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:05 No.9075336
    >>9075314
    We're not very good at this.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:05 No.9075346
    also. for all those that believe a belly rub will work.
    A: this isnt How to Train your Dragon
    B: I'd love to see you attempt to belly rub an enraged fucking panther thats trying to kill you.
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 04/09/10(Fri)00:06 No.9075351
    OH GOD! WHAT? D:
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:06 No.9075353
    >>9075302
    Seems reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:06 No.9075357
    >>9075346

    Fine. Replace bellyrub with assfuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:06 No.9075360
    Pull catnip from anal cleft, throw catnip at Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:06 No.9075369
    one thing we need to do after we end this is give Jehanne a big celebratory hug.

    A nice... big... naked... celebratory hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:06 No.9075372
    >>9075302
    >You - RULES LAWYER on Alicia and RELIEVE STRESS on Jehanne. (Double Action)

    change relive stress to order the catgirl to lie down for a belly rub. if she does then have carmine go after the demon bitch
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:08 No.9075406
    Okay, pause button on the world. Take five and decide on a coherent course of action, then I'll resolve.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:09 No.9075427
    >>9075406
    Relieve Stress on Jehanne. Reload the .22.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:09 No.9075433
    Guys, Felicia is better subdued, she is in panther familiar form now. Carmine goes to it.

    Jehanne needs the healing surge, so that's a no brainer too

    So it comes down to: DO WE SHOOT ALICIA OR DO WE RULES LAWYER AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:09 No.9075434
    >>9075406
    We've all pretty much agreed that we need to follow up with rules lawyering on Alicia and give verbal support to our team.

    I'm fine with either one, don't care which we do first.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075446
    I say we use this round to talk.

    No use trying to out-ruleslawyer a fucking demon. They invented ruleslawyery. We won't win.

    Instead, concentrate on keeping Jehanne in good mental health, and Carmine in utter rage.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075451
    >>9075433
    I go with shoot Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075452
    PART VII IS NOW ARCHIVED. BE SURE TO VOTE IT & THE OTHER PARTS UP IF YOU WANT THEM TO STAY.

    ALSO: >>9075265
    YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075458
    What happens when stress become too high ?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075460
    >>9075446
    Fine then, this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075464
    >>9075406
    You - RULES LAWYER on Alicia and RELIEVE STRESS on Jehanne. (Double Action)
    CARMINE! - ATTACK Alicia
    Jehanne (4/10 Stress) - ATTACK Alicia
    Felicia - MASTURBATE on Felicia
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:10 No.9075465
    alright, I missed something. What use does XP have other then to be spent to do cool stuff? Do we get powers from it or what?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:11 No.9075473
    Rules lawyer on Asmoday, as she hasn't tendered her resignation in writing. Then call felicia for a belly rub.

    If belly rub call is successful, have carmine support Jehanne.

    Jehanne presses attack on Asmoday.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:11 No.9075474
    >>9075446
    We don't need to win, just engage effectively enough to distract her and let Jehanne lay the smackdown.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:11 No.9075476
    >>9075446
    Just because they invented it doesn't mean one of them might not have made an error when thinking about dealing with a young, impressionable, and stupid human.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:11 No.9075489
    >>9075465
    In a little while, once you get back home, you'll have a chance to spend it to raise your stats. It can also be used to upgrade your home and trigger random events, once every five days.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:11 No.9075490
    Shoot Alicia, Inspire Jehanne
    Carmine subdues beast mode Felicia
    Jehanne keeps purging

    ??
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:11 No.9075493
    >>9075452

    this, vote them up

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

    also CONFIRMED
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:12 No.9075503
    >>9075465
    Mostly it's been burned off to retcon colossal fuck-ups with the dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:12 No.9075517
    >>9075464
    THIS
    actually i don't really care about any of that except the
    >Felicia - MASTURBATE on Felicia
    bit
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:12 No.9075518
    You - RULES LAWYER on Alicia and RELIEVE STRESS on Jehanne. (Double Action)
    CARMINE! - ATTACK Alicia
    Jehanne (4/10 Stress) - ATTACK Alicia

    Confirm? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075525
    DO EEET
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075527
    >>9075518
    Yes, just get us playing again!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075529
    >>9075518
    Confirm.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075530
    >>9075518

    DO IT DO IT DO IT

    subduing Felica can wait until after we've beat her HP down a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075531
    >>9075518

    Accepted!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075535
    >>9075518
    Sure, I guess
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:13 No.9075539
    >>9075518
    >>9075518
    Confirm if you add
    >Felicia - MASTURBATE on Felicia
    >> Goddamn Sandwitches 04/09/10(Fri)00:14 No.9075562
    >>9075518
    APPROVED!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:14 No.9075565
    >>9075518
    HURRY UP AND GO. CONFIRMED DAMN IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:16 No.9075585
    GET ON WITH IT
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:16 No.9075595
    >>9075585

    YES, GET ON WITH IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:17 No.9075608
    >>9075518
    seems reasonable.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:18 No.9075618
    You use RULES LAWYER on Alicia! You remind her she needs to put up her 2 week's notice!
    > 12 vs 10
    Marginal success! Alicia can attack but can't defend!
    SECOND ACTION: you use RELIEVE STRESS On Jehane! You spend 1 xp but relieve 4 Stress!

    CARMINE uses SUBDUE on Felicia!
    > 4 vs 12
    But she failed because she's got -4 STR and she's a weak woman!

    Jehanne used SWORD STRIKE on Alicia!
    > 20!
    HIT!
    -----
    Alicia used SHAME on Jehanne!
    > 24
    Jehanne is ashamed! Her naked state leaves her Will Defense at 0!
    JEHANNE suffered a Stress Explosion! She breaks down crying!

    Felicia used CLAW CLAW BITE on Carmine!
    > 6 vs 12 MISS
    > 15 vs 20 MISS
    > 3 vs 18 MISS
    But demonic claws and teeth are no use against CERAMETAL!

    -----
    Turn 3: roll for Reinforcements! 2+
    > 3

    . . .
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:18 No.9075621
    >>9075518
    Confirmered
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:19 No.9075638
    >>9075618
    Roll what?
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:19 No.9075645
    >>9075618
    Full round action and EXP burn to support Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:19 No.9075646
    We shoot Alicia, she can't defend!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:19 No.9075647
    >>9075618

    Reinforce?

    Raising Heart, Set p!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:19 No.9075651
    >>9075618

    Now would be a good time to use the epic cock speech.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:19 No.9075652
    >>9075618

    Continue rules lawyering by reminding Alicia she needs to also tender her resignation in writing. Then bolster Jehanne's will.

    Carmine must continue to subdue the kitty.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:20 No.9075657
    >>9075618

    Slap Jehanne

    "YOU ARE A PALADIN, THE CHOSEN AVATAR OF YOUR GOD, SPECIFICALLY SENT TO KICK SOME DEMON ASS. DON'T LET HIM DOWN!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:20 No.9075662
    >>9075646
    Indeed. Burning XP to heal off Stress is going to be too expensive and unviable. Pop a cap or six.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:20 No.9075663
    >>9075618
    >But she failed because she's got -4 STR and she's a weak woman!

    Use this to whip her up into a righteous fury of rage.

    "Carmine, what was that you -4 strength failure?! I thought you were a fucking Angry Marine! Prove it!!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:20 No.9075667
    >>9075618

    Ask Carmine if she's some sniveling grot, or a freaking Angry Marine.

    Shoot Alicia once in each tit. See if we can put ourselves between her and Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:20 No.9075676
    >>9075657

    SLAP ALICA

    YOU ARE MY MAID, YOU NEED TO START ACTING LIKE IT.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:20 No.9075677
    . . . from far up above comes the sound of a helicopter. . .

    Then, with the crashing of glass and the shattering of stone, a lone figure descends from the sky. . . clad in a perfectly groomed black suit, with a badass handlebar mustache and a pair of glasses framing his manly face.

    Reginald turns to you and hands you a tray with some toast and tea. "Good morning, master," he says. "I brought you your breakfast!"

    "But we're in hell!" you gasp.

    "I am a BUTLER!" he declares. "I serve my master, no matter where he may go!

    . . . REGINALD JOINED THE PARTY IN RESERVE!

    Replace a party member? Y/N.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:21 No.9075689
    >>9075677

    YES YES YES YES YES I WISH I COULD FUCKING BOLD TEXT ON 4CHONS YES

    ROTATE OUT JEHANNE AND ROTATE IN- REGI-FUCKING-NALD
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:21 No.9075690
    >>9075677
    FUCKING YES. JEHANNE. PULL HER OUT AND COMFORT HER. GO! REGINALD!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:21 No.9075691
    >>9075677
    Yeah. Replace Jehanne.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:21 No.9075693
    Fuck, I'm late.

    Voting that we get between Alicia and Jehanne. We gotta give her a minute before she gets torn apart like a puppy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:21 No.9075694
    >>9075677
    Replace Jahenne since she is crying.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075697
    >>9075618

    >JEHANNE suffered a Stress Explosion! She breaks down crying!

    Oh shit, shout something encouraging!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075701
    >>9075652
    Take following actions:
    >You: Bellyrub Felicia
    >Carmine: Attack Asmoday
    >Jehanne: Cry.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075702
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    >>9075677
    swap out angry elf for space butler.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075705
    >>9075677

    Fuck yes! Swap out Jehanne. Cuddling with her is optional.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075707
    REGINALD, WE NEED A BIGGER GUN

    IN FACT, GUNS FOR EVERYONE IN OUR SIDE.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075711
    >>9075677
    FUCK YEAR!

    replace this useless angry marine bitch
    >> Anomymous. 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075712
    >>9075645
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE, SOME SORT OF GODDAMN RULES LAWYERING HEALBOT?

    Stop TELLING Jehanne that she's worth defending and fucking defend her.

    You remember how Reginald went apeshit when Samantha got abducted? Channel some of that. Nobody fucks with your bitches except you, and even then, only in a completely literal and arousing sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075716
    >>9075677
    Swap out Jehanne, since she's useless at the moment. Also, FUCK YEAH REGINALD!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075719
    >>9075677

    FUCK YEEEEESSSSSSSSS

    Replace Jehanne with Reginald. Comfort her and bolster her will.

    Have Reginald KICK SOME DEMON ASS
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075721
    >>9075677

    REGINALD IN, REPLACE JEHANNE.

    HAVE REGINALD GO AFTER ASMODAY, USE CARMINE TO EXPOSE FELICIA'S BELLY FOR A RUB.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075722
    More rules lawyering on Alicia! We're weakening her now! Go in for the final binding argument!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:22 No.9075723
    >>9075677
    Rrrrrrrrrrrrreginald!

    Swap out Jehanne until she recovers from Stress explozn.
    Politely request that Reginald assist us in kicking demon ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:23 No.9075737
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    >>9075677
    FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST BUTLER EVER
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:23 No.9075738
    >>9075697

    GET JEHANNE TO ZE CHOPPA! We can comfort her after Alicia has been dealt with, right now we need able hands on deck.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:23 No.9075751
    You cycled out Jehanne!

    Current Status:

    You
    CARMINE!
    Reginald

    ----
    Reserves:
    Jehanne STRESS EXPLOSION (Crying: Will recover at 9:27 PM PST unless XP is spent to accelerate Stress relief.)

    ----
    Enemy
    Alicia: 122/200 HP
    Felicia: 61/100 HP

    WHAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:24 No.9075754
    >>9075702
    Oh fuck yes.
    Jehanne gtfo
    Reginald GO.

    New actions:
    >You: Bellyrub Felicia
    >Reginald: Kick Alicia's arse
    >Carmine: Kick Alicia's arse
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:24 No.9075755
    ...wouldn't Reginald still have his death ray?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:24 No.9075756
    Jehanne out

    Reginald - Give us new gun, Supress Alicia
    Carmine - Knock out Felicia
    Protagonist - Shoot our new gun
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:24 No.9075762
    I sure do hope he came equipped with a number of HOLYFUCKHUGE weapons
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:24 No.9075769
    >>9075755
    oh god. you're right... DEATHRAY ON ASMODAY
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:25 No.9075776
    >>9075751

    Reginald vs. Alicia.

    Us: Rules lawyer, and call kitty for a belly/ear rub.

    Carmine: Subdue Felicia, unless rub call is successful, in which case, attack Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:25 No.9075780
    ask reginald for a sig 226. he has one.
    use it to provide covering fire for him as he rams an m249 up alicias titties
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:25 No.9075786
    >>9075751
    Well, we need to somehow subdue Felicia, and attack Alicia.
    Who's got the lowest DPS in the party? They should subdue Felicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:25 No.9075790
    >>9075769
    >>9075755
    Whoa, guys, deathrays have no "lower to critical, then re-hire" switch. We want to get out of this with as many maids as possible. Break the limits!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:25 No.9075795
    Send the Battle Butler after the panther, along with ANGRY MARINE.

    Take on the bitch personally, and backhand her into the future.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:26 No.9075806
    >>9075776
    This seems acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:27 No.9075821
    Reginald and us: fire on Alicia
    >> Anomymous. 04/09/10(Fri)00:27 No.9075829
    >>9075677
    >"But we're in hell!" you gasp.

    >"I am a BUTLER!" he declares. "I serve my master, no matter where he may go!"

    Yeah, don't know if it gets much manlier than that. Helluva sense of duty, there.

    ...also we've gotta watch out now; previously, Alicia's knowledge about that whole alien abduction escapade wouldn't really be much of a use to her because CARMINE and Jehanne didn't really have a stake in the whole ordeal (Jehanne would probably frown and say something about it not being a righteous thing to do, and Carmine would probably high-five you).

    But Reginald, on the other hand... Pretty sure shit would go down if she told HIM. If you've got her subdued, don't let her beg for her life, or she gets the chance to fuck us over with that little revelation. Just blow her away cold-heartedly.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:27 No.9075833
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    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:28 No.9075839
    >>9075776
    jesus christ. its a fucking angry PANTHER not a docile house cat.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:29 No.9075859
    look. its been too long since we've stuck our dick in something. stick it in alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:29 No.9075862
    >>9075829
    :She's a demon. She'd say anything to psyche him out, and he knows it since he's a hardened badass. Admittedly, it might get awkward post-combat but in the immediate sense Reginald wouldn't turn on us.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:29 No.9075871
    Get Jehanne to toss her sword down from the chopper. Propeller draft blowing our hair, we shout out to Reginald.
    "You and Carmine handle the kitten! Alicia belongs to me!"

    Turning, we take a manly Conan pose with the sword and gesture Alicia to come to us. "Attack me from any angle... if you dare."
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:29 No.9075875
    So. . . consensus? So far it looks like you and Reginald gun down Alicia while Carmine continues wrestling with the pussy. I mean kitty.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:29 No.9075876
    The whole Samantha thing IS something to watch out for, but if it's your word against a demon's, and the guy just came to HELL to save you, I think he's gonna be more inclined to believe us.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:29 No.9075877
    >>9075829

    Oh fuck you're right. Be ready to defend our innocence if we are accused.

    Also, let's concentrate our fire on Alicia, shall we? She's too dangerous to not kill considering these new circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:30 No.9075885
    >>9075862
    We call her a liar and a scoundrel; we're a fine, upstanding dapper gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:30 No.9075886
    >>9075862
    Reginald is devoted status. Can't be lowered. Worth the risk of keeping a succubus IMO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:30 No.9075890
    >>9075871
    Dumb option is dumb!

    Stick to having Carmine subdue Felicia, while you and Reginald get shooty on Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:30 No.9075892
    >>9075875

    Yep.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:30 No.9075895
    hmm...

    blow the demon away, WITH FULL FORCE, NO MERCY

    lets try and knock the catgirl out for latter rerecurtment
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:30 No.9075897
    >>9075877
    Now the rules lawyering becomes even more key, since we might be able to bind her to silence. Or at least weaken her so much in combat that she dies without much fuss.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:31 No.9075902
    I don't care what the rest do, but we must run up and start choking the bitch while screaming "TAKE THIS, MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER!". We then shove our dick up her ass as we choke her.
    >> Anomymous. 04/09/10(Fri)00:31 No.9075913
    >>9075862
    Oh, I'm not saying it'd be an immediate thing, just that things would go from respect and loyal service to disdain and loyal service: this is not something we want. We know that he'll keep serving us no matter what kind of shenanigans we pull (he mentioned our uncle being a total bag of dicks, but he remained friends with him 'till the end), but there's a big difference between service and respect.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:31 No.9075914
    >>9075875
    That is indeed how we roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:31 No.9075921
    >>9075875
    Have Reginald supply Protagonist with GUN.
    Have Protagonist SEDUCE Felicia with BELLY RUB.
    Have Carmine SUBDUE Felicia if BELLY RUB fails. Else, ATTACK Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:32 No.9075926
    >>9075875
    >>9075875
    >>9075875

    CONFIRMED.GO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:32 No.9075928
    >>9075875
    yep
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:32 No.9075941
    >>9075875
    confirmed
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:33 No.9075949
    YOU use GUNS, LOTS OF GUNS on Reginald!

    Reginald signals to the helicopter up ahead, which drops a locker full of guns in front of you. . . CARE PACKAGE INBOUND!

    Choose thy weapon!

    1. Squad Automatic Weapon
    2. M-4 Carbine with M-203 Grenade Launcher
    3. Paired DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES WITH EXTENDED CLIPS AND SILENCERS. Each one has the word "MASADA" engraved on the slide.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:33 No.9075956
    >>9075926

    Agreed.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:33 No.9075959
    >>9075949

    the m249
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075969
    >>9075949

    M4!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075974
    >>9075949
    DEAGLES
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075978
    >>9075949
    2.! USE THE GRENADE LAUNCHER ON ALICIA. make sure its a frag round and not a HE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075980
    >>9075949
    M-4 for us
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075981
    >>9075949
    No flamethrower? We could soak the demon whore in holy fire with it. As is, I guess the DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES should do.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075982
    >>9075949

    Voting 3. The Cowboy Bebop theme came on as I read the choices, so it's only fitting. Besides, we only got pistol training. Not rifle.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075991
    >>9075959
    >>9075969
    >>9075974
    I love how we can all come to a consensus.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:34 No.9075993
    >>9075949

    SAW, we don't know much about carbines, but we have lots of chances with a SAW
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:36 No.9076012
    >>9075993

    No, you idiot, we'd hold down the trigger and then cumulative recoil means we'd be a liability, not to mention barrel stress.

    M4 allows for more precise snap shots, especially if it has a reflex sight.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:36 No.9076024
    >>9075949
    Deagle brand Deagles.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:36 No.9076025
    >>9075949
    >>9075949

    >3. Paired DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES

    Ask Renigald why he brought this shit with him
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:36 No.9076028
    >>9076012

    you have no idea what you are talking about.
    the saw has a bipod. they come with them.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076030
    >>9076012

    Again, we have good training with small arms but none with rifles. We should go three and leave the dual-wielding for faggots. One and a backup.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076031
    I vote deagle.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076032
    >>9075949
    >Choose thy weapon!
    >1. Squad Automatic Weapon
    >2. M-4 Carbine with M-203 Grenade Launcher
    >3. Paired DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES WITH EXTENDED CLIPS AND SILENCERS. Each one has the word "MASADA" engraved on the slide.
    >Choose thy weapon!
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076036
    Rifle or Grenade launchers

    Do not get Deagle
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076044
    Deagles! We do have small arms training.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076047
    THE M4 THE M4 THE M4 WITH NAAADE LAUNCHA
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:37 No.9076049
    Does the Deagle brand Deagle shoot GOLD PLATED PLATINUM BULLETS?
    If so, take Deagle brand Deagles.

    Otherwise just take the Squad Automatic Weapon for more dakka.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:38 No.9076062
    >>9076025
    because eh kills demons and doesn't afraid of recoil.
    I say go with the noob toob.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:38 No.9076063
    MASTURBATE!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:38 No.9076064
    >>9075949
    M4!
    We're too weak for the saw and I think the deagles are only there to test our remaining sanity.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:38 No.9076065
    Equip Deagles. Commence Gun-Fu.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:38 No.9076067
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    >>9076012

    >snap shots
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:38 No.9076070
    M-4
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:39 No.9076074
    >>9076025
    We know why he brought it with him- to test if we were listening at our last shooting lesson. It's a cunning trap.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:39 No.9076076
    >>9076028

    Right, and we'll just get in a prone position to actually USE it, right? Retard.

    There's no fucking convenient car door, wall, or sandbags to rest the goddamn SAW on, therefore, we actually have to be able to manage recoil to use it effectively. Which we can't. Ergo, M4 on semi-auto.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:39 No.9076079
    >>9075949
    [x]2. M-4 Carbine with M-203 Grenade Launcher
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:39 No.9076081
    Wont we kill our allies if we use a nade launcher?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:39 No.9076087
    2 Wins at the moment I start this post. . .

    You grab the M-4, slam a well-greased frag round into the grenade launcher, and fire!

    > 20 vs 18

    Alicia uses WING BUFFET to knock the grenade away, but is hit by flying shrapnel!

    CARMINE uses SUBDUE on Felicia!
    > 24 vs 10
    She grabs the kitty in a headlock and squeezes!
    Felicia is BLOODIED.
    Felicia dropped her BEAST form and returned to CATGIRL MODE

    Reginald used DUAL AKs on ALICIA!
    > 21 vs 18 HIT!
    > 7 vs 12 MISS! BUT AKS NEVER JAM SO HE GETS TO ROLL AGAIN!
    > 35 vs 12 HIT!
    Alicia was riddled with bullets!

    Alicia uses REVEAL DARK SECRET ON REGINALD
    > 20 vs 24
    But Reginald is made of STERNER STUFF AND DOES NOT BELIEVE HER!

    Felicia used PITIFUL MYU!
    BUT CARMINE IS ANGRY AND DOES NOT STOP SQUEEZING!

    -----
    -----
    Status:

    You
    CARMINE!
    Reginald

    ----
    Reserves:
    Jehanne STRESS EXPLOSION (Crying: Will recover at 9:27 PM PST)

    ----
    Enemy
    Alicia: 102/200 HP
    Felicia: 47/100 HP

    WHAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:40 No.9076090
    >>9076032
    We're not orkz ya git.

    SAW seems the best bet here, unless those DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES are Gold plated, have bayonets mounted, and shoot platinum bullets. Which are also gold plated. And have bayonets.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:40 No.9076099
    Take m4, seriously
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:41 No.9076122
    >>9076087
    I'm not knowledgable in weeaboo, so could somebody kindly explain to me what the difference between MYU! and Nyuu~ is?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:41 No.9076126
    >>9076087

    Have Reginald and Carmine attack Alicia.

    We will scratch behind Felicia's ears to subdue her, while use RULES LAWYER to tell Alicia to SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:41 No.9076133
    >>9076087

    We need Felicia out the way quick so we can concentrate fire on her master. Stock knock her quick and then VOLTRON with Reginald, Carmine and the chopper.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076138
    >>9076087

    Oy, tell CXARMINE! TO get SAW and attack ALICIA, she might kill NYU otherwise
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076140
    CARMINE BEAT YOUR FORMER BOSS FOR USING YOU
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076142
    >>9076087
    its wayyyy past 9:27 so we're good on Jehanne. REGINALD DUAL OWNAGE.

    spray burst with M4. fuck reloading grenade launcher.

    CARMINE PIN THE BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076146
    >>9076087

    It's 9:42 PST ATM, she's recovered.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076149
    You - DOUBLE ACTION: RULES LAWYER on ALICIA, EAR SCRITCH on FELICIA
    CARMINE - COCK KNOCKER on ALICIA
    Reginald - LEAD ENEMA on ALICIA

    Confirm? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076157
    >>9076087
    Reginald apply AUTOMTIC FIRE directly to Alicia.
    Protagonist apply SEMIAUTOMATIC FIRE directly to Alicia.
    Carmine should TICKLE Felicia to lower Felicia's attack and defense without dealing damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:42 No.9076158
    >>9076142
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076161
    >BUT AKs NEVER JAM

    Oh my god. If you were also a raging planefag, you'd be... me. I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076162
    >>9076149

    CONFIRM!

    CONFIRM CONFIRM CONFIRM
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076167
    >>9076146
    Jehanne will attempt to return from reserves at the end of this round.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076170
    >>9076149
    why not
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076175
    >>9076149
    oh god. massive raging confirm
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076176
    >>9076087

    KEEP FIRING

    Also make sure Carmine doesn't kill our kitty. Otherwise her pussy will be replacing it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076177
    >>9076149

    YES
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:43 No.9076180
    >>9076149
    Make it so.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:44 No.9076184
    >>9076149

    CONFIRM LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:44 No.9076186
    >>9076149
    I approve of this plan.
    I approve the fuck out of this plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:44 No.9076196
    >>9076149

    CONFIRM
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:44 No.9076197
    >>9076149

    Roll it, chief.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:45 No.9076212
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    >>9076149
    YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:45 No.9076228
    >>9076149
    This
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:47 No.9076251
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    >>9076090
    >We're not orkz ya git.
    Dat's nawt roight.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:47 No.9076261
    You order Carmine to DISENGAGE from Felicia. . .

    CARMINE makes a 5+ ANGER SAVE
    > 5
    . . . somehow she decides to listen to you! She slams her head against the concrete and attacks ALICIA

    -----
    You use RULES LAWYER on ALICIA!
    > 8 vs 6
    Alicia is confused! She cannot defend this turn!

    You use EAR SCRITCH on Felicia!
    > 12 vs 4
    . . . FELICIA is Confused!
    Felicia gained MIXED LOYALTIES!

    CARMINE used RAGING ANGRY COCKNOCKER on ALICIA!
    > 24
    A SOLID HIT! SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    REGINALD USED DUAL AKS ON ALICIA!
    > 42
    > 35
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT!?

    -----
    JEHANNE ATTEMPTS TO RETURN FROM RESERVES. . .
    > 4
    SHE DESCENDS UPON ALICIA LIKE THE HAMMER OF GOD!

    JEHANNE USES FUCKING BADASS HOLY PALADIN SWORD STRIKE FROM HEAVEN ON ALICIA
    > 1
    . . .

    *headdesks*

    1 xp for a reroll? :P
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:48 No.9076270
    >>9076087

    > (Crying: Will recover at 9:27 PM PST)

    >Current time PST: 9:48 PM
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:48 No.9076273
    >>9076261

    YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:48 No.9076275
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    >>9076212
    Noooo....
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:48 No.9076277
    >>9076261
    FUCK. YES REROLL
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:48 No.9076286
    >>9076261
    >reroll?
    Yes, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:49 No.9076294
    >>9076261

    YES. SPEND 1XP FOR A RE-ROLL, OR AFTER THIS FIGHT WE WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF HER "BAAW I DIDN'T REDEEM MYSELF CUZ I DIDN'T DO IT" BULLSHIT
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:49 No.9076297
    >>9076261

    Do that.

    Also, next turn we should redouble our efforts on Felicia. If we can turn her it will make things easier. Perhaps a belly rub?

    All others, repeat previous actions.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:49 No.9076299
    >>9076261

    REROLL ASAP
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:49 No.9076301
    >>9076273
    > 1

    . . . hang on, let me redo the math.

    102-24-42-35 is. . .

    *jaw drops*

    *headdesks again*
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:50 No.9076317
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    >>9076275
    YES YES
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:50 No.9076320
    >>9076301

    HAHAHAHAHAH OH WOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:50 No.9076321
    >JEHANNE USES FUCKING BADASS HOLY >PALADIN SWORD STRIKE FROM HEAVEN ON >ALICIA
    > 1
    >. . .

    >*headdesks*
    I don't understand, what happened?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:50 No.9076323
    >>9076301
    >roll again, again?
    Yes,please. Again.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:50 No.9076327
    >>9076301
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076338
    >>9076301
    Nice. She still killed Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076339
    >>9076320
    >>9076327
    OHWOWMIND
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076342
    >>9076261
    why not
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076345
    >>9076301
    god damnit lol
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076347
    >>9076321
    Alicia only had one hitpoint left. Jehanne got the killing blow.
    >> Goddamn Sandwitches 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076349
    >>9076301
    That makes it ALL Worth it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:51 No.9076352
    . . . so despite the fact that Jehanne rolled a 1 on her damage and dealt 1 hp of damage to Alicia. . .

    . . . upon doing the math again it turned out that Alicia only had one HP remaining at the time. :P

    She descends from the sky, a naked angel of vengeance, her sword slamming down through Alicia's body, bisecting the Demon Queen of Lust in a single deft sword stroke. . .

    And with that, Alicia screams and explodes in a shower of necrotic light.

    *plays the Final Fantasy Victory music on a kazoo*
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:52 No.9076363
    >>9076261
    1 damage is just barely enough to finish Alicia.
    No need to reroll.
    Paladin makes the final blow with a FEEBLE 1 DAMAGE ATTACK! :)
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:52 No.9076365
    >>9076347
    Ah, I see

    That's not bad, I guess

    Damn, Demon, we can't trust her anyway
    >> CheckAndRook !!t7lXXKfYlEt 04/09/10(Fri)00:52 No.9076367
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    >>9076301
    YOU TOTALLY MUST HAVE SET THAT UP! NO WAY.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:52 No.9076370
    >>9076352

    Let us take our new allies and cute lil kitty back home, for VICTORY TEA.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:53 No.9076377
    >>9076352
    Huh. Cool.

    ...So what about Felicia now?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:53 No.9076383
    VICTORY SONG

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO6FP83HAXk

    I mean, Jehanne no longer needs to redeem herself right?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:53 No.9076385
    >>9076367
    Actually I didn't :P I've got a bunch of d6s sitting next to my desk and I'm making dice rolls. I was laughing my head off. Dice gods are happy with you.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:53 No.9076396
    >>9076352
    proceed to convince Felicia to rejoin us since she is free. also ask Jehanne to join us, USE BACK UP SUPPORT for Character Reference. REGINALD.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076400
    >>9076352

    Congratulate Jehanne. Lower her stress level.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076402
    >>9076352

    While still rubbing Felicia's noggin, tell Jehanne.

    "That was actually incredibly badass."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076405
    >>9076352

    >>*plays the Final Fantasy Victory music on a kazoo*

    I was just imagining that before I read it. Creepy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076406
    >>9076352

    Sweet

    Now do, FF victory dance
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076407
    >>9076352
    Protagonist use BELLY RUB on Felicia.
    Reginald use CAT FOOD on Felicia.
    Swap Carmine out for Jehanne. (Carmine is not good at comfort)
    Jehanne use HUG on Felicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076409
    WELL DONE
    OUR STRENGTH GOES UNMATCHED
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:54 No.9076412
    As you stand there at the top of Alicia's tower of doom, you can see Felicia huddled up in your lap. She is cowering in terror, her eyes filled with tears.

    Jehanne approaches you and puts her sword to the catgirl demon's throat. "Stand aside," she says softly, but not unkindly. "This one must also be purged."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:55 No.9076424
    WE SHALL PURGE HER A DIFFERENT WAY WOMAN. HOLD YOUR TOUNGE.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:55 No.9076426
    >>9076412

    No! She can be redeemed! She's innocent!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:55 No.9076427
    >>9076352
    So, Pet Felicia and bring her back with us, And ask Jehanne what she intends to do now.

    While sipping the tea Reginald brought us, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076431
    >>9076412

    Let her do it.

    Jehanne > Felicia. A) She's not a catgirl, and B) She hasn't actively tried to murder us.
    Plus Felicia is borderline retarded.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076432
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    >>9076412
    CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076435
    >>9076412
    "I think this one's loyalties can be turned. Is it not better to redeem than to kill needlessly?"
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076436
    >>9076412
    hold your blade. she is no demon of lust, but another slave of one. Your quest is fulfilled.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076438
    >>9076412

    "What? No! Its just a kitty!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076439
    >>9076412
    O RLY?

    Let's weigh the options.
    Paladin - not putting out.
    Catgirl - probably putting out.
    ...
    Hmm...
    ...
    HMMM...
    ...
    Nope! Paladin dies instead. ^_^
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076445
    >>9076352

    We walk to Jehanne, whose sword is still penetrating the ground amid the gore. Quietly we look at Alicia's remains.

    "I know that she was an evil being, but... even now... I pity her. And I think that despite all that has happened I won't be able to help but mourn her..."

    Sadly we help Jehanne up, put a hand on her shoulder and nod in acknowledgement.

    "At least you stand vindicated, Jehanne. Thank you for everything you have done."

    With one last look to Alicia, we take the Ace of Spades emblazon from her effects to remember her, before walking away toward the chopper's ladder.

    "There is nothing more for us here. Let us go."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076447
    Nah, she does not
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.9076448
    She is redeemed, she signed a contract to serve me!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:57 No.9076455
    >>9076412

    Hey, chill. She's not that bad now that the evil demon queen isn't telling her to be evil.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:57 No.9076456
    >>9076426
    This and we might also add that mercy is one of the greatest virtues a paladin can show.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:57 No.9076463
    Felicia... would you come with me?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:57 No.9076466
    Recruit Jehanne

    She owns that much to us anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:57 No.9076467
    Purge the demonic feline.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:57 No.9076471
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>9076412
    Refuse to stand aside. Cuddle with Felicia until Jehanne stands aside.

    Rollan d100 for "No, YOU move."
    >> Anomymous. 04/09/10(Fri)00:58 No.9076477
    >>9076412
    "Can't you see she's confused? If we were supposed to simply destroy anyone who has done something wrong, against their own morals, then shouldn't you, too, have been purged?

    Or were you on a quest for redemption? After all this, certainly you've got to believe that redemption is possible."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:58 No.9076489
    Also, SEARCH FOR VALUABLES

    THERE SHOULD BE POWERFUL ARTIFACTS THERE!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)00:58 No.9076493
    >>9076445
    +2 XP for roleplaying badassness :) Total is now 29.

    General consensus seems to be to try and argue to save Felicia. . . Jehanne seems dubious. "She is a demon," she says, "and a demon is a creature of evil. She will turn on you eventually."

    DECISION POINT

    1. Agree with Jehanne.
    2. Protect Felicia.
    3. Come up with some other path. I dunno, make some bullshit up.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:59 No.9076496
    >>9076489

    Wow, I nearly forgot about the loot. Scary.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:59 No.9076501
    How did Carmine end up in this place anyway?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)00:59 No.9076507
    There is a void now in the underworld that needs to be filled in, the one for being the lord of lust.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076514
    >>9076493

    3? Take them both, duh.

    Convince Jehanne the best way to ensure Felicia's redemption is stay near her(By being a maid)!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076517
    >>9076493
    "Demons can't hurt me by treaty, and she has signed to serve me, I'm responsible for her now"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076521
    >>9076493
    Agree with Jehanne, but Protect Felicia.
    Surely we can keep Kitty on a Leash and play with her sometimes. :-)
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076524
    >>9076493

    3. What? No she's not. She's a cat!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076525
    >>9076493
    3. If she was the demon's familiar, lets make a blood tie with her. Preferably by screwing her. Then she will be bound to us and we can keep her!
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076527
    >>9076493
    But didn't you say you were a creature of lust? and here you are standing victorious over a demon. a vindicated and REDEEMED paladin. according to your theory this should not be possible. Let us walk the middle path my dear. Save the Cat, but never leave our back exposed.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076529
    >>9076489
    Inb4 shitty Daedric weapons that weigh more than your mother.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076533
    >>9076493
    Convince Jehanne that Felicia was just a poor, used object of Alicia's and now that she is dead Felicia is no longer a threat to anyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:00 No.9076535
    >>9076493

    Upper left blue.

    "Felicia isn't a demon any more than Carmine is one. Its not her fault she was enslaved by Asmoday. Wouldn't your god want you to show mercy to those who most need it?"
    >> Anomymous. 04/09/10(Fri)01:01 No.9076538
    >>9076493
    see
    >>9076477
    Guilt the FUCK out of Jehanne into letting us try to redeem Felicia.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)01:01 No.9076541
    Look to Jehanne.

    "Now you came here looking for redemption and you got that. But redemption and revenge is two different things! You killed the demon because it cannot be saved, but does that mean that Felicia cannot be saved?"

    Stand, then bear our chest to her.

    "What of me? I was dragged here by Alicia and forced to endure, just like Felicia. I am not pure by default. Will you kill me too?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:01 No.9076548
    >>9076493
    She may be a demon, but who's to say that a demon can't be a good creature?

    The Monster Manual? DON'T GET TECHNICAL HERE.

    WE CAN REDEEM HER. SHE'LL BE PURER, NICER, BETTER.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:02 No.9076551
    >>9076529
    >Find Weight of Guilt x10
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:02 No.9076552
    >>9076548
    we have the technology...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:02 No.9076556
    Then you'll have to be there to protect me then.

    Smile at her warmly.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:02 No.9076560
    >>9076514

    lol, this
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:03 No.9076575
    >>9076514

    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:03 No.9076577
    rolled 42 = 42

    Paladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:04 No.9076591
    You attempt to use GUILT TRIP. . . *ahem* sorry. Let me get out of pseudo JRPG mode.

    *DEEP BREATH*

    You talk to Jehanne about things like mercy, honor, and kindness. You talk to her at length and you say many important things to her. . . and in the end, although dubious, she does not. "You speak truth, but I will not allow this one to go unwatched. . . it's the duty of a paladin to watch over evil."

    "You mean."

    "I am joining your retinue."

    "Excuse me, sir?" Reginald interrupts, before you can respond. "I do hate to interrupt, but it is traditional for these evil towers to collapse after their mistress dies. Perhaps we should make haste and exit as soon as possible?"

    Decision time!
    1. Stay and loot.
    2. GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:04 No.9076594
    >>9076541
    Call her out on her double standard. If she's down here paladining it up cause she thinks she causes others to lust, then say she isn't pure.

    Warning, may cause mental damage to the pure minded.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:04 No.9076600
    >>9076493

    "You claim you were once a creature of lust. Yet you marched through the palace of the queen of lust, wearing not a shred of clothing, and you never once gave in to temptations of the flesh. I think she deserves a second chance."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:04 No.9076604
    >>9076514
    UPPER LEFT BLUE IN THIS SHIT!
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:04 No.9076610
    >>9076591
    GTFO i trust Reginald to speak truthfully and wisely
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:04 No.9076611
    >>9076591
    3. Call that helicopter back and airlift out.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:05 No.9076612
    >>9076591

    GET TO DA CHOPPA
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:05 No.9076615
    >>9076591

    GTFO.

    Genre Savvy, we are!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:05 No.9076621
    >>9076591
    GTFO
    We're in a tower of lust. All we're going to find will be cursed dildos and whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:05 No.9076625
    >>9076591
    The pally would probably not be happy with us risking our ass for unholy relics.
    GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:05 No.9076630
    >>9076591
    LOOT WHILE TIED TO THE HELICOPTER. IF SHIT GOES DOWN, YOU'LL STAY UP.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)01:06 No.9076631
    >>9076591

    Well, we got Alicia's Ace of Spades. The way I see it, we have three possible loot options. I say we grab one and GTFO.

    > Weapons/arcane items
    > Demonic sex implements
    > Love/Lust draughts
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:06 No.9076636
    >>9076591

    Not worth it. Let's GTFO and have Reginald fly us out of hell and back into our body.

    Whoever wants to come with us, can.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:06 No.9076638
    >>9076556
    >>9076514
    This! Keep them both!

    It's not maid RPG if you don't have a suitable harem
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:06 No.9076639
    "Angels can fall from grace, so can demons rise from corruption."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:06 No.9076651
    >>9076591
    Our 'retinue'? Are we an Inquisitor now?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076656
    >>9076591
    Gtfo, taking Alicia's corpse with us for burial if possible.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076661
    WAIT! I TAKE ONE QUICK LOOK FOR A POTION WITH A SIGN NEAR IT SAYING "GENDER SWAP POTION" AND LOOT THAT if it exists. THEN GTFO
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076662
    Last time the protagonist stuck around to loot shit in a quest thread I was in, the protagonist ended up being daemonhosted. GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076666
    >>9076591

    To da choppa, with our three maids and awesome butler. Fuck yes.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076668
    You climb into the helicopter and fly away. Right on cue, the tower starts to fall down just as you see the chopper, and the last one at the tower has to jump and get grabbed to be dragged in. It's all very dramatic.

    You wonder, by the way, as you start to fly off, whatever happened to Sister Carmine. . . in the end, you see her surfing down the collapsing tower screaming her lungs out, cockpunching naked people all the way down, howling obscenities.

    You could chase her if you want, but that's for later.

    Anyway, as the cutscene continues, you see a bunch of little white lights appear from the wreckage of the tower, and a white beam of sunlight shining down from the roiling clouds above. Dozens of souls are rising up to heaven, if the harp music is any indication.

    One of them, however, breaks off and floats over to hover next to you in the helicopter.

    "Hi there," your uncle says. "How's it going?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076672
    Listen to the Butler. He is wise and terrible.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:07 No.9076674
    As we retreat in the chopper, we sit in back with Felicia and Jehanne as the butler drives.

    "So, Jehanne. What WERE you seeking redemption for exactly?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:08 No.9076675
    >>9076591
    Grab things that look cool, add them to Decor!
    >> GTFO GTFO 04/09/10(Fri)01:08 No.9076681
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    >>9076591
    GTFO
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:08 No.9076687
    >>9076668

    Brofist him for letting us experience this awesomeness.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:08 No.9076688
    >>9076674
    Banked this action for later.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:08 No.9076690
    >>9076668

    Shoot him in the cock.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076692
    >>9076668
    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

    Why didn't you tell me about this whole demonic pact bullshit? I'd punch you in the taint if you were still alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076693
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    >>9076668
    YOOOOOOUUU!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076696
    >>9076668
    Why did we leave Sister Carmine behind?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076697
    >>9076668
    "Hey. Your contest is stupid. Yo owe me one now that I've freed you."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076698
    I think we should give quick glance on what to loot, take one thing and gtfo
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076699
    >>9076668

    ....

    Well shitfucking thundercunt fucknuts.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076700
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    >>9076668
    "I am uncertain whether I hate you, respect you, or love you the most, Uncle."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076701
    >>9076668
    "Yo, I'm having a blast. Thanks for being a weird ol pervert."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076706
    >>9076668
    Suggestive eyebrow bouncing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076711
    >>9076696

    Because she's boring.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:09 No.9076714
    >>9076696
    You didn't so much leave her behind as she went berserk and started cockpunching random things after the fight was over. Angry Marines are like that. Even noncanonical half eldar female angry marines.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:10 No.9076716
    >>9076668
    Well, I've made a few modifications to the house. Oh, and this one maid turned out to... er, wait, wasn't your shit warded against being captured by that bitch?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:10 No.9076720
    >>9076591
    HIDDEN OPTION 3
    True in stories, but it's also traditional in games to loot everything in the dungeon that isn't nailed down, and a few things that are. Since we are both in game and story modes, the tower should collapse right after we grab everything of value.

    Take a minute to grab any surrounding items of wealth and/or power and run out as soon as possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:10 No.9076723
    >>9076668
    fuck you for your fucking twisted fucking shit fuck of fucking retardation cause you couldnt keep your fucking libido with fucking mortals.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:10 No.9076727
    >>9076668
    Brofist Uncle. Give two thumbs up.
    Hug Jehanne
    Hug Felicia
    Brofist Reginald at first opportunity, also.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:10 No.9076729
    >>9076714
    And vampire. Don't forget the vampire.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:10 No.9076732
    >>9076668
    >"Hi there," your uncle says. "How's it going?"

    Fuck, he was dead after all!
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:11 No.9076737
    forgot to Trip up. im the one with the massss fucking
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:11 No.9076738
    >>9076714
    Ah, ok. Let's chase her later then.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)01:11 No.9076739
    >>9076668

    First, we slam him for not telling us the nature of the deal. He could have warned us, the cunt.

    However, I say we pledge to see his quest through to the end anyway. Before this, we had no drive in life. Things were starting to move before our vapourisation, but it may be the best path.

    In any case, let's ask him for any wisdom he may have before brofisting him one last time as he departs for Heaven.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:12 No.9076756
    >>9076714
    We're going to have to rescue Hell from Carmine.

    ... No, I didn't write them in the wrong order. :D
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:14 No.9076773
    Oh yes, Carmine agreed to work for us, let's get her to our mansion too
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:14 No.9076779
    >>9076756

    carmine is gonna end up like gluttony at the end of full metal alchemist. just make a mental note of that.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:15 No.9076790
    >>9076779
    >Like Gluttony.
    >Dead.
    Stick to the manga bitches.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:15 No.9076797
    >>9076716
    "Not quite!" your uncle admits. "My soul was warded against being DEVOURED by that bitch. On the other hand, we couldn't quite get to heaven. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if we'll wind up in heaven anyway. We might just wind up back down here. . . or as ghosts. haunting people."

    "Anyway," he admits. "You don't need to fuck three girls in order to avoid getting eaten by a demoness. . . but," he says, slyly leaning forward and looking past you at the naked paladin chick and the catgirl in the back of the chopper, voice masked by the sound of the blades, "I think you should go for the sex thing anyway. Also, the will's still binding."

    "Anyway, thanks for the rescue, nephew. . . and see ya later. If I don't get into heaven, maybe I'll come bother you. See ya, Reg."

    "You always were an asshole," Reginald says to your uncle, smiling.

    They brofist. Then in a flash of light, your uncle is gone.

    As you start to fly off into the sunset, you turn to Jehanne, who is staring at the sleeping Felicia, and ask her a simple question. "What kind of sin were you trying to repent for, anyway?"

    Jehanne blushes. "I ummmm. . . well, there was a stable boy, back in the world I come from. . . and he was taking a bath, and I was taking a bath, and one thing led to another, and. . ."

    She stammers and blushes, and her voice trails away.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:17 No.9076808
    >>9076797
    The only redemption for Sex is More Sex.
    Let's do this!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:17 No.9076812
    >>9076797
    Slut. She's tainted. We can't use her now.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:17 No.9076813
    >>9076797
    Huh. Well then.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076825
    >>9076797
    Most innocent 'sinner' ever. Tell her so, call her adorable and give her a peck on the cheek.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076827
    >>9076797
    >Lets play the "Milk Maid" and the "Well-Hung Stable Boy"
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076829
    >>9076797
    and this lead to you being a paladin somehow?
    I turn to Reginald
    Reginald. you're a good man with a keen eye. Any openings on the staff and a position for this fair woman?

    AS I SAY THAT I GET HER something to cover herself up with! BEFORE SHE ASKS
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076831
    Point to the two chicks and the butler.

    IT'S GOING PRETTY GODDAMN WELL.

    Also, get Reginald to lend the poor Jehanne his jacket.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076832
    >>9076812
    Oh yeah!

    When we get back to the house, fire Sam because she's used goods now LOLOLOL!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076834
    >>9076797
    Ask her if she enjoyed it, fondle her playfully. D'uh!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076835
    >>9076797


    Awwwww!

    She's adorable!

    BTW, when will be picking up Carmine?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076838
    >>9076797
    "... That's it?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:18 No.9076842
    >>9076797

    >stable boy
    >What was probably consensual sex in the missionary position

    I'm not seeing the problem here, Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:19 No.9076862
    >>9076797
    YOU ARE ADORABLE
    NOT A SINNER
    IF ANYTHING, THIS IS THE MOST IDEAL WAY FOR YOU TO NOT BE A VIRGIN
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:19 No.9076864
    >>9076797

    How is casual sex a sin? T___T
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)01:20 No.9076868
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    >>9076797

    NYUUUHOHOHOOO!!!

    But in all seriousness, if she will not divulge more just hold a hand up to silence her while putting your arm around her in a 'comrades-in-arms, but maybe more soon' fashion and smile.

    "It's alright. Besides, you've been absolved of your sins, so your God forgives you. Now let's bask in the silence of victory."

    Bask for a moment before looking over at Felicia. Ask Jehanna if she would help you by acting as a big sister of sorts to her while she looks over her.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:20 No.9076871
    Inform Reginald that Carmine is under our employ as well, and he should return here to fetch her before long.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:21 No.9076887
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    >>9076838
    "It was certainly enough to get me in trouble with the High Templar!" Jehanne explains. "Paladins aren't required to be celibate, but we are expected to do this in wedlock! It was either get married or go on a quest, and after I found out that his nine inches was all he had, and that he'd used girth to compensate for lack of brains and finesse, well, I. . ."

    Her voice trails off, and she pulls Reginald's tail coat closer around her body, blushing furiously.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:22 No.9076897
    >>9076797
    >Jehanne blushes. "I ummmm. . . well, there was a stable boy, back in the world I come from. . . and he was taking a bath, and I was taking a bath, and one thing led to another, and. . ."

    Pfft? That's it?

    Wait. Was it consensual sex in the missionary position purely for the purpose of procreation?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:22 No.9076898
    >>9076871
    Good idea, but I think we should let her work a bit of rage out of her system before we come to get her.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:22 No.9076904
    >>9076887

    ...That's a pretty good reason, actually. Good call there.

    You should probably stop beating yourself up over it, though.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:23 No.9076911
    >>9076887
    hush her into silence and hold her close.
    "Don't worry, you don't need to go into it any further. we'll have plenty of time to discuss it at my manse"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:24 No.9076922
    >>9076887
    My god I hope we have some sort of intelligence to get this woman into our bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:24 No.9076926
    Note, we're auto-saging now.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:24 No.9076932
    Get our ANGRY MARINE!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:24 No.9076935
    >>9076887
    "Don't worry about it. You have us now, and we can offer more than he ever could."

    Take her hand and stare deeply into her eyes. Go for a nice, romantic kiss.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:24 No.9076937
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    So as you fly off into the distance, and somehow make it out of hell and back home, two things occur to you.

    1. This is only day 4 of 30.
    2. You still haven't gotten laid.
    3. What the fuck happened to Sister Carmine?

    END OF ESCAPE FROM HELL QUEST.
    RESUME MAID QUEST.

    Decision time now

    1. Go after Sister Carmine?
    2. Leave her alone and fly home?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:25 No.9076944
    >>9076887

    D'AAAW SHE'S A WOMAN OF TACT AND VIRTUE.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:25 No.9076955
    >>9076937
    Go after her, angry sex is the best sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:25 No.9076956
    >>9076887

    Still think we should go with the "Most innocent sinner ever" remark and a peck on the cheek.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076960
    >>9076937

    GET CARMINE. We need delicious musclegirl to round out harem.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076961
    >>9076937
    Go for Sister Carmine. We could always use an extra pair of hands around the house.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076965
    >>9076937
    a harem is never full!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076969
    >>9076937
    GRAB THAT COCKSUCKING BITCH
    CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS IF WE HAVE TO.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076970
    >>9076937
    Go back to hell and get her. Angry sex is best sex
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076971
    >>9076937
    [x]1. Go after Sister Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:26 No.9076972
    >>9076937
    1! WE MUST GET ALL OPTIONAL CHARACTERS

    EXCEPT THE ONE WE ALREADY KILLED, ANYWAY
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076979
    >>9076937

    GO AFTER HER. I'm picturing her as the cute pouty sister of battle pic that's always being re-posted.

    I tried three times to come up with a good reply to Jehanne's last comment, but I'm doing the mental equivalent of blushing and muttering something about her impressive devotion and virtue.

    That's right, virtue turns me on.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076984
    >>9076937
    >1. Go after Sister Carmine?
    Obviously.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076985
    >>9076887
    "That's more just breaking a rule than truly sinning. No one was hurt in any way, you and the boy enjoyed each others company and that is that."

    "Think about it, have YOU ever seen a demon of premarital infedelity?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076986
    GET SISTAH
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076987
    >>9076937
    Toss her a rope from the Helicopter and let her climb up. Without her armor so that we don't get anchored down into Hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076994
    >>9076937

    We should probably let her know that she's wanted, since she seems to have a complex about that.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)01:27 No.9076998
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    >>9076937

    Go after her now, so that we don't have to get her later.

    Also, I see we are autosaging like the Titanic. Let's hit a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:28 No.9077002
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    >>9076979
    This one?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:29 No.9077014
    >>9077002

    The very one! See, we NEED that!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)01:29 No.9077023
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    >>9077019 new thread, please archive this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)01:29 No.9077027
    >>9076922
    >My god I hope we have some sort of intelligence to get this woman into our bed.
    >implying it'd take much intelligence to impress a paladin
    >implying a manipulative nerd isn't intelligent
    The real problem lies in the wedlock part. On another note we can take back the dying soon as we have already died. We can just say it was premonition.(Which it kinda was, all of us should have known we'd end up doing something that would kill ourself.)



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