because there's only one page right, whatever you do don't click onto one of the others and bump a decent thread

Don't forget that image of a guy's ball coming out of his nutsack.

And now
>whiny metathread
Good contribution.

Or you could visit us op:
>>9028091

Archives:
>Quest thread
>Draw thread
>Advice thread
>Fapfic thread
>You are the littlest drow thread
>Another quest thread

Goddamnit, there's nothing new there anymore. Just the same old shit, day in and day out. This shit has to stop sometime.

>>9039455
>This shit has to stop sometime.
Nothing new under the sun bitch, we will recycle every idea as long as we are alive.

I was a little disappointed too, a good thread pops up every so often though.

This board doesn't exist to entertain you fags. Contribute, start a thread, or leave.

>>9039503
>I AM PERFECTLY CONTENT WALLOWING IN MY VAT OF SHIT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
It's not "this shit does not entertain me, therefore it's shit," it's "why are we not talking about traditional games in a traditional games board?"

>>9039589
off topic is /tg/'s soul. It's like you're new here.

>>9039681
It feels like living in bizarro world. European tg is shit and American tg is bearable. Who would have though it could come to this.

>>9039589

> witty barb about wallowing in shit
> posting on a board he's clearly dissatisfied with

It's like your brain is completely disconnected from your hands, and you're just typing by muscle memory. Retarded muscle memory.

>>9039503
>TEEGEE WAS NEVER GOOD JUST GET OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FAG.
The pot wishes to inform the kettle that he is a nigger.

Hmm, the board is deemed shit by the OP. Clearly the cure to remedy that is another shitty metathread! The quality of the board has significantly increased since, thanks OP! You have saved /tg/!

>>9039929
Maybe if we make it shitty enough, it might become good again?

>>9039779
WUt? My experience is that both are sometimes shit and sometimes pure win.

>>9040091
Maybe it'll change again but currently American tg is vastly superior the Europe's.

>>9040198
You massively mad.

>>9040220
Doubtful.

>>9040220
Agreed.

I'll take a slower flow of shit threads, compared to the sewer pipe of 40k and magic and dnd edition wars that comes with american /tg/

>>9040222
Is not big surpirse.

Oh wow a Mutations and Mastermind thread on /tg/?

Can I get a link?

>>9040230
I beg your pardon?

>>9040236
It's about a Brain parasite.

Not very interesting.

>>9039418
You forgot
>some whiny crybaby thread posted by a loser who thinks we're here to entertain him, not discuss with each other what we want to discuss and have thus started our own threads about.

Fuck off OP. Don't come back in a week.

>>9040299
>Implying there isn't a set of rules dictating what can and cannot be discussed in any given board

>>9040299
>THIS SHIT SANDWICH IS DELICIOUS. I'M GOING TO EAT IT ALL MYSELF AND LEAVE NONE FOR YOU.
>BOO HOO BITCH.

>>9040346
A set of rules doesn't mean anything when no one enforces them.

>>9040299

>>9040346
>implying anyone gives two shits about the rules

HELLO. WELCOME TO 4CHAN. YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.

Just man up and admit you're /v/ already, casuals.

>>9040367
Stop it, you're going to jinx us. It is much better when no one enforces them because inevitably the wrong ones end up getting enforced. Mods and janitors are only good for getting rid of spam and banning notorious and unrepentant trolls. Everything else they try to do they fuck up.

OP is a massive faggot, the cancer killing /tg/. /tg/ has always been about sex, and anyone who disagrees is a worthless faggot alongside him

>>9040410
I concur, but I would also like to add that tg has always been about furry.

>>9040391
>Implying lazy moderators make it right
Enjoy your Rand.

>>9040444
>implying you can post on some sort of platonic ideal of 4chan, where all rules are enforced all the time
>well, guess what
>that's not how reality works

The only reason /tg/ isn't purged with cleansing moderator flame is the comparatively low board traffic compared to shit like /b/ or /v/. If we had a few more people this board would get an assload of bans.

You know, OP, as the creator of that Goblins thread I just have to say: Your rage is like the sweetest ambrosia to me. It is delicious. I anxiously await your return in a week when there will likely be a new Goblins comic update to enrage you with.

>YOU ARE NOW A SEXY NIGHT ELF.

Um .. anyone seen that one?

I'd kinda like to monitor it for .. um .. heresy. Oh yes.

>>9040472
No, that's how 420chan works.
Seriously, I can pick any imageboard from the vast sea of the internet, open their equivalent to /tg/ and see nothing but MtG and D&D threads. 4chan is the only one that mantains a constant flow of off-topic shit, and yet rather than admit that it's stupid but they like it anyway, they'll pretend it makes them awesome.

It never ceases to amaze me how defensive you little cunts can be.

It's not going to get better.

A snapshot from over a year ago.

>>9041526
>rule34 dfagging
>good

The real problem here is the overwatch of sagers/metafags/eight/internet policemen that keep up telling people how to do the /tg/.

Its 4e's fault. It made roleplaying games more "accessible" so all the newfags could get in on it.
If you cant figure out the rules, then you dont deserve to play.
Basically, this is how new gamers play

>>9041526
Wow, I would take "worse" /tg/ over today's without a second though.

>>9040617
go to 420chan /tg/, posts are from 2009.
great success!

go to non-chan forum about roleplaying.
same shit but less of it and no images.

>>9040617

Well, if there's so many better boards, then why don't you GTFO to one of them instead of wasting your time here?

Remember that setting we started a few weeks back with Commubama and undead souleating Andrew Jackson? I think we should talk about that instead.

Yeah, cause we're only here for your entertainment.
You only get out of things what you put into them.
Contribute or GTFO

>>9042433
FUCK YES

We should talk about that.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT THAT SETTING

>>9042551
forgot pic

>>9042567

Oh fuck yeah.

COMRADE OBAMA OF THE AMERICAN RED ARMY

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

sorry, i was just reflecting on how awesome /tg/ is. what was this thread about?

>>9042567

Why does propaganda against Obama always make me want to fellate the man?

>>9042578
>american
Looks like you weren't around for that thread.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8727153/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8730788/

>>9042632
Because it's made by crazy fundamentalists who hate poor people and freedom.

>>9042648

Well, he was an American indicted into the Red Army decades after their initial invasion and subsequent integration into the Greater Soviet Union. It's only the middle of the United States that's a blasted, howling wasteland inhabited only by insane Constitutional scholars and the animated remains of long-dead presidents. Well, depending upon the time frame, anyways.

>>9042675

THAT IS THE MAN I WOULD FOLLOW TO HELL AND BACK

>>9042679
I think we came to the agreement that metaplot is set before the entirety of the US has been captured by necromancers, simply because that makes for a better game and better captures their original purpose. That being a thorn in the side of the Soviet Union.

>>9042657
I don't hate poor people. I am against paying taxes that go to welfare rats' rent, food, and drugs. Some people do need welfare for a certain amount of time (especially nowadays), but the system is abused far too often for me to be happy about paying into it.

>>9042731
I don't hate soldiers. I am against paying taxes that go to war mongers' rent, food, and arms. Some wars do need to be raged for a certain amount of time (especially nowadays), but the system is abused far too often for me to be happy about paying into it.

>>9042755
>soldiers
>war mongers
You seriously don't know anyone in the military, do you?

>>9042755
>>9042731

>>9042706

I like that better. The year is 2010, and the middle of the United States has been rendered inhospitable due to constant shelling by the Nazi hellfire cannons and Soviet nukes. Five years ago, a radical sect of Americans worshiping the old presidents with the Constitution and the Declaration their holy books and every scrap of pre-war American legislation their prophesies announced itself publicly, radically altering the fate of the world. They had been working covertly before, but now the dreaded American Necromancers are working feverishly to unbind the chains on their ancient Founding Lords and drive back the Red scum and Nazi pigs from American soil, and usher in a new era of peace, plenty, and prosperity. Forever.

email moot with these complaints (or the 4chan IRC, though that place is full of usually unhelpful /b/tards). Whining about it here will only get the trolls all puffed up.

>>9042648

Son, I made the post proposing the scenario! Don't get uppity with me! (Although /tg/ has probably warped it beyond recognition into something far more awesome then I could ever conceive of. NEVERMIND.)

I see
>someguy asking for cool looking symbols for his games
>Thread discussing Tarrasque
>A guy bringing up a Rouge Trader problem, and how he can fix it
>Writefaggoty
>Shadowrun general
>Porn dump?
>Magic general
>This thread
>thread discussing making a Darkwing army in 40k
>Guy asking what a cool color scheme for his neat figure would be

Seems fine to me

>>9042776
Well, I was just jacking the sentence's poorly worded argument and changing a few slight words, so I wasn't trying to make a resilient argument. But you can go ahead and interpret that as complaints about money going to defense contractors.

>>9042809

Yeah, that's basically what happened. I like the Dread Hickory, myself. I'd actually posited the Constitutionalists, as I'd used something like them as a psuedo-antagonistic unaligned faction in previous games I'd run, but I had no idea where /tg/ would take it.

They say that Jackson never died, and that they sealed him away in some damn tomb in Colorado."

"Well, okay, then what?"

"Fringe Constitutionalists broke the binding seals, against orders. They thought Jackson could help them, but as it turns out he has developed a taste for human meat over the centuries."

>>9042856
"Why would he...that doesn't make any sense."

"The man was apparently interred too close to an Indian burial ground. The screaming of Indian souls, coupled with several injuries taken during his imprisonment drove him to complete insanity. He stalks the midwest like some damn whirlwind of carnage and blood, devouring whatever gets in his way."

"Don't the fascists and the commies try to stop him?"

(laughing) "Oh, they try."

>>9042893
Before long he had evolved into an eldritch entity we termed "The Dread Hickory" and freeing him was the constitutionalist player's lategame.

Am I the only one who wants to use the Dark Heresy ruleset to play Soviet spetsnaz and undermine the summoning ritual that would call the soul Teddy Roosevelt back to this world as a giant mountain-dreadnought? 'Cause that would be fucking awesome.

>>9042913

Well, early lategame. The real lategame would be breaking the seals binding Washington, who would return to his country and bring about a new reign of Equality in Death. He is a being so terrible that thus far no writefag has dared attempt to describe him.

>>9042918
Nope.
It's already been discussed that this could be run under Dark Heresy rules, and Commubama could be your Inquisitor.

I would gladly help homebrew it up if I knew a damned thing about DH.

>>9042813
>Board gets considerably better after "kids" come home.
Postulate: the people ruining the board are in fact not children, but lonely, basement-dwelling shitbeards.

>>9042973

I don't think you'd really need to do much. Use heretic/sorcerer rules for Nazis, and the Soviets are the technological powerhouse so they'd probably have laser weaponry and powered armor. It's all a matter of re-fluffing, really.

>>9043031
We're in your 4chan, blending in perfectly with you teenager-hating faggots.

>>9039418
Hey dude, chill out and have some good ol' music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxTzFyqi8aU

>>9042949
I had thought that merely coincidence, but now I think what you say is likely true.

I think even if you looked at him, you wouldn't "See" him. It would be like trying to describe what liberty looks like without resorting to simile or metaphor.

>>9043031

Counter-Postulate: As it's bedtime now in Europe, the children hypothesis remains yet to be refuted.

Additional Postulate: The basement-dwelling shitbeard demography is pretty much online 24/7, and we can therefore conjecture it to be responsible for the constant low-intensity shitposting /tg/ is subject to at all times.

>>9043095
I think he'd look an awful lot like he does in this pic.

Except, he'd be significantly more awesome, in a way words simply cannot describe.

Also, his skin would be falling off.

>>9043096
>Counter-Postulate: As it's bedtime now in Europe, the children hypothesis remains yet to be refuted.
You're forgetting that the majority of 4chan posters are from America, and as the afternoon (here on the East Coast at least) drags on, /tg/ gets better, as more teenagers get out of school.

>>9043095

The spirit of Liberty, Freedom, and AMERICA FUCK YEAR wrapped in a hazy shroud of darkness. You can't look right at him, for he defies mere vision, dancing and flitting about on the edges of perception. He does it as a kindness, for it is the only thing that keeps your eyes from melting from the combined beauty, awe, and terror.

>>9043110
You're not thinking Lovecraftian enough.

>>9043137
>as a kindness
I thought we agreed that the Founding Lords were all batshit insane, and though they DO have the Constitutionalists' best interests at heart, they do not actually know what their "best interests" are.

>>9043153

Well, a kindness to his Constitutionalist underlings. He unveils his true form when marching against the Communist thread, obviously. It is rumored, though, that those who achieve the exalted rank of Senator in the Constitutionalist cult may look upon President Washington with their own eyes and not be blinded. Alternatively, get rid of the "as a kindness" bit. Whatever works, really.

>>9043153
Washington would be simultaneously more coherent and less corporeal than the others. Enough to know of immediate concerns like "Not melting people's faces" but not things like "Not forging a deathly empire out of the corpses of the damned."

>>9043194

They tried finding something, ANYTHING for his spirit to inhabit, but so fiercely did his deathly passion burn that it immolated any mere earthly receptacle that would hold his soul in a matter of days. When he must manifest himself, a Senator sacrifices himself so that President Washington may move about corporeally, if only for a while.

>>9043239
Senators shouldn't be sacrificing themselves. There shouldn't be enough Senators for it to be worth the trouble of losing a leader.

>>9043264
There are 100 Senators.

>You know what, I'll see you guys in a week.

Great. Have fun. Bring back some creativity, instead of a meta-thread.

>>9043264

That's the point. It's an honor to host President Washington, and the need is so rare and so great that all Senators would willingly give up their chance at Equality in Death to save their nation. And, of course, give rise to a burning, body-eating horror from beyond the grave.

>>9043267
100 senators out of ~10,000-50,000 Constitutionalists.

It's a small group inside another small group. 50k sounds like a lot but then you realize their enemies are the Nazis (which has an Empire spanning all of W. Europe), and the USSR (which controls all of Asia through some means or another, except Japan).

They can't afford to lose Senators because there are only so many members from which to choose the Senators, most of whom will never qualify for the position.

Besides, Senators are all liches anyway.

>>9043301
Even so, it is imperfect, and only a fraction of Washington's true power can be expressed through the inferior body of even a High Senator.

>>9043328

I see your point, but I like the idea thematically because it's a representation that, only when the need is truly dire, will Washington manifest. I mean, if he wanted to he could just jump in a new corpse every week and go around corporeally all the time, but if you have to use a Senator, well, that makes it more special.

>>9043353
This.

Washingon would only see the battlefield when the Soviets field one of their nuclear supertanks or the Nazis summon their own Greater Demon or Hell Lord.

>>9043275
>implying a meta thread is creativity

>>9043412
No he wasn't.

Learn to read.

>>9043412

I dunno. It certainly took a turn to creativity. That's what Commubama's job is, really. You post him and a troll thread suddenly turns into this.

>>9043384
>nuclear supertanks
Those are hardly the most powerful part of the Soviets' arsenal; they field those with regiments of regular conscripts and powered armor-wearing shock troops.

>>9043439
Old thread made it sound rather uncommon and overblown.

The question is, what exactly is in excess of this? A giant diesel fume spewing mech?

>>9043467
>Old thread made it sound rather uncommon and overblown.
Well of course they're uncommon, they're pretty fucking big.

But they can't dominate a battlefield on their own; enough rocket fire will turn them into a miniature mushroom cloud in a matter of minutes.

>The question is, what exactly is in excess of this? A giant diesel fume spewing mech?
Yes, actually.

>>9043439

I don't think the Soviets really have and end-all be-all superunit like the Constitutionalists or the Nazis do. They seem more focussed on human wave tactics backed up by pragmatic, efficient technological superiority. Nazis are more middle of the road, and have good access to both troopers and super-units, while the Constitutionalists have crap troops but an excellent spy cadre and the most powerful superunits.

>>9043490
I stand informed.

Presumably they have the face of Joseph Stalin and constantly play the Soviet national anthem from giant speakers.

>>9043430
lrn to troll better

>>9043498
That seems thematically appropriate.

>>9043513
They do have Stalin's face on them, but they only play the national anthem after battles.

Speaking of which, I heard this for the first time today, and it is pretty fucking cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFM7JYyC1Ck

>>9043498
I, too, am in favor of this.
Perhaps we could scale down their diesel-spewing mechs? I get the "no superunits" thing, but I just want to see one of the world's two strongest nations fielding a giant robot that looks like it was built from spare parts in a junkyard.

>>9043539
I'll admit I first heard it in AMV Hell.

>>9043569
True, but for the Soviets, it would be part of a combined-arms strategy. It just can't stand on it's own against a Nazi greater Demon, and wouldn't last five minutes against a Founding Lord, but with the combined forces of the Soviet army, it can make the difference between victory and defeat.

>>9043599
Exactly.
It's just a step-up from supertanks. More powerful, but a hell of a lot more ohfuckexpensive.

>>9043624
EXPENSE IS NO FACTOR FOR GLORIOUS SOCIALIST UNION.

>>9043664
Actually, cost-efficiency was the undoing of the IRL Nazis. They were more concerned with building a dozen superplanes than five million guns.

>>9043690
Yeah I know. It just seemed right to shout that.

ONCE AGAIN, /TG/ TURNS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT COCKSUCKER THREAD INTO THE MOST EPIC PIECE OF WIN EVER

>>9043690

The Nazis have their own horribly cost-inefficient programs. Europe-wide eugenics program and constant demon-binding, anyone?

>>9043765

WELCOME TO /TG/ MOTHERFUCKER
THIS IS HOW WE ROLL HERE
SOMETIMES

>>9043782
Well, they're mostly DONE with the eugenics now, and the demon-binding does work wonders.

>>9043803

If they don't break free and maul everyone nearby. Increased expense and danger for ludicrous firepower? Sounds about right.

>>9043782
That's my point.

I actually forgot to say "the allies won because of cost-effectiveness," but I was going to say that.

Nazis apparently did not understand what money was worth, so they threw it every-which-way on insane superprojects, while the Soviets and the rest of the Allies knew exactly what money was worth and tried to cheapen everything as much as possible, then mass-produce it.

>>9043827
Well that USUALLY doesn't happen because German demonologists are the best in the world.

USUALLY

>>9043833
Is it at all ironic that the soviets were more capitalistic than the fascists?

So we suddenly don't have a hide function?

>>9043868
>I DIDN'T KNOW /tg/ GETS SHIT DONE
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU FAGGOT

>>9043857
A little bit, yeah.

I love it when people don't read threads.

Really I do.

>>9043868

You know, this happened in the last Deathworld Earth thread, too. People would look at the starting post and reply without bothering to look at any of the most recent posts, assuming that it remains a pile of shit.

READ THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING, PEOPLE!

>>9043897
Speaking of, wasn't there a forum created for this setting?
What the hell happened to it?

>>9043833

Only this in this alternate reality it didn't come back to bite them in the ass because they weren't fighting a two-front war initially and the U.S. didn't enter until they were actually invaded, allowing the Nazis to gobble up Europe.

>>9043914
I started it, and it's 100% dead.

Here's the link if you want it:
http://deathworld.forumotions.com/forum.htm

Anyway, this thread is now archived on suptg, I'm gonna filedelete Commubama and use it to start a new thread so people stop bitching about this being a metathread

>>9043914

I joined as "His Rotundity", but I never really thought this was a forum-appropriate venture. We don't really need a whole new rules-set. It's just a setting that we're fleshing out here that can later be used or inserted into any number of other rulesets, much like Warhammer 50k.

THE SHIP MOVES

>>9043949

Might as well finish this one off, at least until we hit the bump limit.

>>9043950
On an unrelated note, I am saddened that I'm too much of a newfag to have been here for Warhammer 50k.

>>9043897
>READ THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING, PEOPLE!
Sorry it's late and I quick replied.

>>9039418
This is what happens when you let wakfu shitheads stick around

>>9043981
>Wakfu

>Shit

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

>>9043976

Everyone's a newfag, even the people who were around back during Warhammer Wednesday. There's no such thing as a non-newfag; it's a myth perpetuated by newfags.

So. This setting seems to be focused on the American continet, with some mentions of the state of Europe, the Middle East, China, India, Japan, and Australia, but none of those places have ever been really fleshed out. Can we assume that there are other modern-mythical factions fighting with/against the Nazis/Soviets in those areas? Maybe Hindu freedom-fighters summoned an avatar of Rudra or some shit, given that we're being absurdly stereotypically awesome about every other faction.

>>9044063
Actually the focus was meant to be on the Soviets, since they're the MOST like protagonists in the setting, and the Constitutionalists were supposed to be a peripheral faction mostly unrelated to the main conflict, but the mythos around them got so cool that it became hard not to talk about.

>>9044063
Sounds good to me. I think we'd agreed that India was conquered by the Soviets, but Russia maintains only a tenuous grasp on the region and it's full of rebels.

Japan uses giant robots but tries to remain neutral.

China is contractually part of the USSR, but is given autonomy. They field dragons on the battlefield.

Australia moved to Antarctica, where they build absurdly practical technology. There are about 10,000-25,000 Australians left alive.

The Queen of England lives on a magical airship that doubles as a submarine.

That's all I remember of the other nations.

>>9044117
I thought Japan had stuff like Ultraman and Kamen Rider.

>>9044088

A part of it may be that many of us are actually American and are thus more familiar with American history then, say, Russian history, and would consequently be both better informed about the historic figures we're talking about as well as more easily amused by the concept of undead flesh-eating cosmic horror Andrew Jackson. I would like to get some other countries involved so that it won't become unduly focused on the United States and the Constitutionalists (even though they're fucking awesome).

>>9044088
Soviets are the most protagonist-like faction, but I don't think anyone originally intended to limit it JUST to the Soviets. It was supposed to be Soviets v. Nazis, with players on whichever side the GM wanted. It's just that people have this strange aversion to Nazis (fact: Stalin killed far more people than Hitler).

>>9044143
This.

In addition, America has long suffered from the fact that we're a young country without much of a mythology of our own, besides maybe what the natives believed, but that's not really the same thing. This gives us a shot at something like that.

>>9044137
Hrm. Maybe they do.

We didn't really flesh out Japan at all, beyond their intent to remain neutral (because Russia would rape them if they didn't). I just assumed they had giant robots because, hey, it's fucking Japan.

>>9044154

Fact: Stalin had more time and more overall people to kill.

>>9044183
Stalin was also more arbitrary. Hitler had a strict "kill all inferiors" motive, with "inferior" being pretty well defined (Jews, Gypsies, physically handicapped, retards etc.), while Stalin killed anyone who APPEARED to be a threat to his power, which was pretty much everybody.

>>9044154

I think that we've actually fleshed out the Nazis a bit more than the Soviets, actually, although you are right that the Soviets remain the most "protagonist-like" faction out of the three, in that they're not genetically-engineered demon-summoners or twisted undead zealots.

>>9044183
Hitler also had the handicap of being at least partially religious.

Atheists are proven to be better at mass murder. They have fewer mass murderers per capita, but those that are are very good at it.

>>9044230

You have no idea what you just started. I advise to delete that post before we're overwhelmed with religion-war faggotry. I'm not even responding to it, I just want that incendiary post gone before we drown in a sea of troll-shit.

>>9044227
This is true. The Soviets need more of their internal society fleshed out.

>>9044213

Not just everyone who seemed to be against him, but their families as well. Y'know, just to be sure.

>>9044248
I wish I could, but I can't.

Plus I stand by it. "Religious people aren't that great at murder" is a fact I think should be obvious.

>>9044282
>"Religious people aren't that great at murder" is a fact I think should be obvious.

Are you fucking insane? Now this thread will fill up to the brim with shit within minutes.

>>9044287
New thread.
gogogo

>>9044311

Oh thank god. For everyone migrating, these last few posts never happened.

HAHAHAHA.

Well that was a lucky break.