IN B4 PANZER

<artyfag> TOO SLOW PANZER

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

inb4 everybody (as always)

>Break up the fight

Take the Ian and run

<break up

no one deserves to be mutliated by Perinne

Break up the fight before two witches get pulled off of frontline duties, of course!

>>19071088
Let Sean take Ian out, while you break up the fight. Then meet up later.

>>19071098
you win again captcha, for the 8th time for the last time

Break up the fight while Ian bugs out?

>>19071088
>Break up the fight

We may have started it, but we're not about to let anyone we know get thrown in the stockade.

>>19071088
Break it up. We're still in a war situation.

Christ, Panzer must be losing his touch.

>>19071088
Break up the fight, MC goes to the rescue of cute British tank witch while Ian stops Perrine.

Then we disappear while he is stuck with Perrine.

Break it up.

Have Sean take Ian while we break up the fight

>>19071088
Break it up.

>>19071120
Or captcha is losing it for him.

"Unfortunately, many people do not consider fun an important item on their daily agenda. For me, that was always high priority in whatever I was doing."

-Chuck Yeager

DON REFLECTOR BELT

SHOUT " EM PEEZ! SHAMFUR DISPRAY!"

Run Like hell, Grab Ian's collar and drag him if necessary

>>19071133
No he is definitely losing his magic

>Break it up

No reason we need two witches out of action.

[x]Break it up.

We've had our fun, now it's just devolving into a mess where nobody will win.

>>19071088

Break it up. As hilarious as it would be to get them carted off to the stockade, I get the feeling that wouldn't help matters any.

....aaaaand we're on permasage.

The thread has been flagged for permasage by a shitty mod. We're appealing it in the IRC now.

>Break it up
At this point Ian can bug out on his own if need be.

>>19071174
>>19071176

A mod, of all fucking people, should know how to click the butan to hide the thread. Instead of abusing his appointed powers to be pissy, in direct violation of /tg/'s rules. How long did we have that sticky up? About quest threads being legit?

>>19071147
Guess my magic is all used up, like some kind of 20 something witch

>>19071192
Looks like we're back.

I think we are...thanks to either ABIB or whomever fixed this.

>>19071176

for future reference, where does one go to appeal such bullshit on IRC? I've never had luck on the link from the FAQ...

>>19071231

#4chan

>save perrine


SHE NEEDS A TALK

"THE TALK"

>>19071231
irc.rizon.net
channel #4chan

YOU MUST REGISTER YOUR NICK WITH NICKSERV BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO APPEAL A PERMASAGE, the mods ignore nonregistered users. Channel policy. If you don't know how, ask in the strike witches channel, and we'll help you.

Break it up, we stand even with enemies against the dread terror that is the brass and MPs.

It's clearly time to make like a tree and get the fuck out of the hangar, but all your usual gambits are useless. There's no conveniently placed fire extinguisher, no coolant truck, no fire hose: none of the tools of your usual hideous mayhem.

Catching your panic, Sean winks at you and waggles a finger. And then, from his pocket... he produces the Rape Whistle.

The shrill blast drifts away and is lost amidst the ever-louder shouts of the MPs and the cries of the struggling girls.

You shake your head at Sean sadly, waving your hands by your waist in a flat "no dice" gesture. The poor fool. Once, you too put faith in the useless little piece of plastic called the Rape Whistle. In its original function, it was more likely it'd spawn a fully-loaded rescue boat from the frigid Channel waters then actually attract help for a downed airman, but at least there was the incredibly remote chance. As a rape-avoidance device, it's more useless then chewed gum.

And then, in the distance, you hear it.

Something hissing this way comes.

>>19071088
Break up the fight.
Because no matter the differences, the MP's are everyone's enemies, much like arrogant brass.

>>19071288
Incoming Hellcow!

>>19071288
DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME MORTALS!

HELL COW! TO WAR!

>>19071288
>Something hissing this way comes.
So THAT'S what the Rape Whistle does!

>>19071288
Oh boy, that hissing.

>>19071288
OHBOYHEREWEGO.JPG

I bring gifts from /a/.

>>19071288
Oh, HELL YES!

>>19071288

Oh shet. Time to see if MC is a bullrider as well as a pilot.

>>19071288
YES! YES! Finaaaaaalllly!

>>19071305
This. This is the endgame. What we aim to achieve.

>19071288
And here comes the hell cow

>>19071305
Just add Aviators and we are set.

What can stop the hellcow?

Nothing

>>19071288
>Rape Whistle
>Doing anything

FUCKING GNOMES

the hell?

>>19071288

From the depths of the castle cometh the Hellcow.

Charging headlong, hissing like a punctured 18-wheeler tire, the Hellcow barrels into the tailing MP with tremendous force, sending the man flying ass-over-teakettle into his leading fellow, starting a domino-chain-reaction of cursing MPs, flying batons and bouncing helmets. Hellcow clears the entire procession with one huge, unlikely leap, landing with grace unknown to biological bovines. Answering the summons of his master and loyal friend, Hellcow gallops up to Sean and sketches a little bow.

"Sean?"

"Yeah?"

"Why is the evil kill-crazy Martian infiltrator bot wearing fucking Aviators?"

Sean nods towards the bowled-over MPs, currently being run over by a horde of panting scientists in white coats, laying about with their clipboards to keep the MPs down and out of their way as they chase after their research subject.

"His training is complete," Sean intones seriously. "He has learned the Way of the Bounce."

You look at the small girl perched on Hellcow's bony back, clinging with all her might, a huge grin on her face.

"And what's YOUR excuse, Chris?"

>STOP POSTING IMAGE MACROS BEFORE I CAN USE THEM AAAAAH

>>19071333
>that doujin

Fucking awesome.

And now Sean will put Perrine and Ian on hellcow and have them ride off into the sunset together.

>>19071366
>Chris
>Aviators

Aww, yeah.

>>19071366
>Aviators

YES

>Duplicate file entry detected

>>19071366
NEVER

>>19071375

Sauce?

speaking of crix's awesome image selection
http://www.mediafire.com/?dl5jo68valn5t
for all your strikewitches fapping needs

>>19071366
That's silly

this is silly

who wears sunglasses inside?

>>19071384
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?c8it5gb7bra4127

Having hell cow knowing the bounce may actually bit us in the ass if the martians still have remote access

>>19071400
Bitch, we wear sunglasses at night

>>19071406
>implying Sean hasn't fully suborned the Hellcow

>"And what's YOUR excuse, Chris?"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19071406

No worries about that.

The martians are actually terrified of hellcow.

Since it doesn't belong to them.

>>19071422
Not that "suborn" is actually the right term, 'cause I suck.

It takes several seconds, but eventually the two Witches tussle simply... evaporates under the lecherous gaze of the Hellcow. They scramble off the floor and back away uncomfortably, brushing at their uniforms as if they can dust away the filthy, shameless bovine leer.

"Dem Tittays," the Martian Hellcow speaks in plain English.

The girls both scream and damn near perform backflips trying to get away, and the engineers and techs watching the spectacle start to drift away slow enough to offer plausible deniability when they call each other yellow-bellied bitches later over beers.

Finally, you, Sean and Ian have a little privacy. Chris dismounts the Hellcow, who's patiently posting for the horde of scientists furiously burning through pencils as they record their latest observations of the beast's robotic powress.

"That was me," Chris says. "I got this book when I was little, on ventriloquism. Mom smacked me after I made Trude say 'penis' six times in a row." Chris pouts. "I still don't know how she knew it was actually me."

Sean manages to choke his snort of laughter into a cough.

>FREE TIME!
>Somebody post that to-do list from a few threads ago, I lost it.
>WAT DO NOW?

>>19071432
>Doesn't belong to them

Oh fuck I forgot about that.

>>19071443
>"Dem Tittays," the Martian Hellcow speaks in plain English.

>>19071443

>Hellcow

>Speaking

>>19071420
what a great song

>>19071443
FIND ADOPTED LITTLE SISTERS AND REAL LITTLE SISTERS

CONSTRUCT PILLOWFORT

WITH ICE CREAM

IN MINNA'S OFFICE

>>19071443
Mother of God.

Chris is one of us.

>>19071455
we might as well do this we need to unwind

>WAT DO NOW?
make her make Trude say PENIS. We need to get her back for that joke about the bazooka.

>>19071443
Fuck yeah, Chris.

>>19071400
>Nambu
>1943
>ISHYGDDT

>>19071443
>made Trude say penis six times

Fucking lol.

>FREE TIME

Let's go find Minna and see if there's something fun to do around here.

>>19071455
this

>>19071443

>mom and trude in the same sentence

>>19071443
>"I got this book when I was little, on ventriloquism. Mom smacked me after I made Trude say 'penis' six times in a row."
I love Chris.

>>19071443
Talk to Ian about Mom.

>>19071443

>Dat fucking image

We need to make sure Miles isn't gonna rat out Ian, first and foremost.

>>19071443
>lecherous gaze of the Hellcow

da fuq r u doin planfeg

>>19071474
I vote for this, after we get Ian roaring drunk.

Fucker *needs* to unwind.

>>19071450
>>19071449
>Not finishing reading before posting

>>19071443
>Somebody post that to-do list from a few threads ago, I lost it.


>Ian, Sean
"You are magic. Deal with it."
>Minna
"I would like to unfuck your emotions."
>Yoshika, Lynette, Robin, Sanya, Chris
"Pillow fort."
>Lynette
"Thank you for nose art. Also here is double bribe for no talky about the Potato chipski"
>Robin, Yoshika, Hartmann
"Here is how to fight the Aliums. Hartmann, pls helping"
>Robin
"Don't get raped. Don't rape anyone."
>Trude, Patton, Chris
"Wtf up with the hallway?"
>Tesla
"I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL ELDRITCH HORRORS OF SCIENCE AND DEATH"
>Mallory
Continue trolling Mallory
>Sanya
Needs emotional counsellor. Also potential leads to follow up about wtf the radio signals did.
>Ice Creamski
Continue not giving a fuck
>Relationship fixing
Connect Ian to Perriene, ensure Ian does not attach to Robin under threat of barrel rolls.
Connect Sean to Sakomoto, ensure Sean does not attach to Robin under threat of barrel rolls.
Do whatever lesbian fapfic waifuing the thread argues about.
Or better yet, lead people on then DON'T do it, put the options up for a vote, and harvest tears.

ANON TO THE RESCUE

>>19071479
This. See what the hell the deal is. Not saying to get him to call her but just find out whats up.

>>19071443
Imoutos, pillow fort, teachan to fightan. At least two of the three

>>19071443
don't we still need to find a real weapon for robin?

my captcha is telling me to find something that qualifies as army ordinance, what about a recoilless rifle?

>>19071474
This sounds fun.

>>19071443
We need to get Ian to teach marksmanship to Yoshika, like she wanted.
Then we need to ask Erica if she can pound some proper combat sense into Robin.
Finally, we need to see Minna.

>>19071443
Pillow fort. Definitely,

>>19071506
Voting this.

Pillow fort has become so much of a running joke that it is funnier to not actually do it.

Pillow fort.

Nor girls/MP's allowed sign.

Give minna a special passport for entry

>>19071443
Build pillow fort with Minna.

>>19071496

Seconded. Emphasis on pillow fort. Also, let's go find Minna. We had some unfinished...business...to take care of, if ya know what I mean

>>19071491
>tesla and us when we fly the shark plane

>>19071500
>real weapon

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HER FINAL FORM

>>19071472
deal w/it

>>19071531

>>19071472
FUCK the Nambu, she has a fucking Arisaka over her shoulder!

There's patriotism, and then there's using the Chauchat because it's French, you know?

>>19071500
Longspear

>>19071531
Give her all the slavshit

>>19071538
>Nambu
>hoist upon thy own macro

>>19071531
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM

>>19071553

Ahh, the Chauchat...best piece of French shit to ever get a man killed for no fucking reason

>>19071553
Arisakas are good weapons (at least the early war ones), the Nambu was crap all around.

>>19071491
Seconded. Emphasis on tasks that are spatially within reach.

>>19071443
Lets try to get into Ians mom's pants

>>19071561

This better?

>>19071553

have some /k/

>wat do
-combat training for yoshika and robin
-talk with ian about mom
-see if tesla has another mad maschine ready
-minna probatly isnt in the mood to get boned right now

>>19071581
she's happily married. to her technical superior in the chain of commans.

They have sex every night to see who controls the company the next day

>>19071595

>>19071563
But...I tried my best...

>>19071561
YES YOU WILL DEAL

>>19071595
That reminds me, we need to fly the pancake plane

>>19071622
Mother of god. It looks delicious. All those little mans.

>>19071622

Also, one of THESE

>>19071622
Wow. Just WOW. How much time do you think it took to make that?
Also, sorry for the Spidy. Only pancake related image I've got.

>>19071565
...
this week
i had double tests
defeated them both, and get to go to watch for a bit

HOWEVER, why don't we give Robin a Thompson again, its a decent machine gun of the era, fairly common, easy to find ammunition for, and it would give her both single and automatic fire abilities!

Also,
>>19071595
Planefag, thanks for the shitting on /k/ post and let me add two

>implying that any subarine would be allowed to get close enough that even the shittiest old 688s wouldn't take them down.

Hell, its gotten so bad they have to nerf our boats for drills, but that's more rage than anythin.

Twenty-five minutes later finds you, Ian, Sean and Chris camped out in the main dining room, at one end of the long table. Between you sits a big bucket full of ice, stocked with Coke and beer. Ian and Sean take turns snatching the beers out of Chris's hand when she goes for one and swapping them with Cokes.

"So what's yer problem with yer mommy?" Chris says to Ian, and he promptly chokes on his Bud.

"Hey," Sean says warningly.

"He keeps stealing my beers!" Chris says, crossing her arms in a huff. "He had it coming!"

"True," you agree. "So what's with mom, Ian?"

He sighs, rubbing his head. "My mother... didn't want me touching guns. Even looking sideways at them."

"Why?" Chris says, snorting.

"She fought in the Great War," Ian tells her. "Saw the bodies stacked up in the trenches. She didn't want any of her children anywhere near that. It wasn't entirely rational, and she knew it, but..." Ian shrugs, and drains his beer. "She just couldn't shake the fear. Associations, I guess."

"So you ran away to the US?" you say, puzzled.

Ian shrugs. "Anne Oakley never had shit on me," he says casually. "I always wanted to be a competition shooter."

"Then why didn't you sign up as a sniper?" Sean wonders.

Ian snorts, snagging another beer. "Flyboys get the best pay and the most chicks. Yee-haw."

>>19071676
Here, have this.

>>19071683
Much thanks.

>>19071678
Amen.

>>19071678
>My mother... didn't want me touching guns. Even looking sideways at them

SHE KNOWS.

>>19071678
>doesn't want him looking at guns sideways
>his magic is specific to ranged weaponry
>trollgnome.jpg

Wait, trollgnome? Wouldn't the troll eat the gnome?

>>19071678
Slip Chris some beer.

>>19071678
>Slip Chris beer.

Also, wow, that's ironic. Pretty understandable for Katherine to keep Ian out from serving, though.

>>19071678
Give her da beer MC!

>>19071654
>>19071673
>>19071676

Unfortunately, I doubt its real.

In food photography, fake food is commonly used.
(I should know, I do this sort of stuff)

Looking at the 'melting butter', for it to melt nicely and start dripping, it should have already dripped off the plane-pancake.

It's a fake.

Keep the beer away from Chris. Trude will murder us if she finds out we've been getting her sister drunk.

>>19071678
Keep Chris away from the booze. If Trude can't hold her liquor well, Chris sure as hell won't be able to.

[17:37] <@Demetrious> if there's not six votes for "slip chris beer" when I refresh I will be dissapoint

>>19071678
What are uncles for? I'll tell you what: subverting the moral judgement of the child's guardian. Give her some beer.

>>19071699
>>19071704
NO BOOZE FOR YOU

>>19071718

Keep chris away from b33r

>throw Chris at beer
How about we get most of the way through ours, and let her finish it off.

>>19071711
Well now I have to vote to give Chris beer.

>>19071678
LET'S SHOW IAN'S MUM OUR 6 INCH CANNON

>>19071706
>Give her da beer

>>19071654
>>19071676
>>19071707
... It's a model you twit.

>>19071621
>not a nugget

Okay, I can deal with that. It's good enough for Reisen, at any rate.

I wonder if her mum's intact

>and the most chicks

But Ian, you're gay.

Unless you just bone perrine already.

>>19071718
We already got six votes.

>>19071707
Of course it's fake. But ALL DEM LITTLE MANS. MMMM

>>19071760
is... that perrine as a tissue box?


or is perrine just masturbating a ton?

>>19071780

Yes.

>>19071780
She's a tissue box, she uses the tissues to pad her bra.

>>19071780
Perrine stuffing tissue down her front to make her breasts look bigger.

>>19071780
The former. The Kanji say "before using' and "After using"

You pluck another beer from the bucket, stealthily set it on the floor, and surreptitiously roll it over to Chris.

"So what's she gonna do to you if she catches you?" you ask Ian. "She's not even in the same service."

"Right, because inter-service politics matter so much to the world-wide fraternity of Witches," Ian growls at you. "It's not like a famous, well-respected Witch who helped write half of the land-Striker doctrine in use today has friends all over, in every service, going high enough to influence the ARMY Air Corps, right?"

You nod sagely. "Exactly."

Ian flings a bottle at you, and you snap it out of the air with your free hand. "Yeah!"

Sean cuts his eyes at Chris. "Is that a beer!?"

"NO!" Chris says, hiding her bottle under the table.

"Oh, well then," Sean says, turning back to his own drink. "So, what the hell are we doing now?"

>Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
>Let's unfuck that useless UK bitch.
>Other?

>>19071760
>Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
>Let's unfuck that useless UK bitch.
In that order

>>19071819
>Other.
Pillowfort. Now. Must hide imouto's from Wilma

>>19071819
Unfuck Miyafoogee. She's first on the list. Lynette can wait.

>>19071819
>Sean cuts his eyes at Chris. "Is that a beer!?"

>"NO!" Chris says, hiding her bottle under the table.

>"Oh, well then," Sean says, turning back to his own drink.
Haha, this shit.

Let's unfuck that useless Japanese bitch.

>>19071819

Nip then Limey. Then PILLOWFORT WITH WAIFU

>>19071819
>Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
>Let's unfuck that useless UK bitch.
>Let's fuck that redhead German

In THAT order.

>>19071819
I thought we were unfucking that german bitch.

Fuck the german witch.

>>19071819
>Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.

She must learn the ways the bounce!

>>19071846
>Level 16

>>19071841
I like this plan. Go with it.

>>19071833
But don't you see?
There will never be a pillow fort.
You fight for a worthless cause.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.

>>19071843

Take that "un-" out, son

>>19071843

You COULD assign Ian to help Yoshika lern2gun, and Sean to bolster Lynette for all her help, while you... address the fucking of the Minna...

[x]Unfuck japanese chick

Miyafuji, right?

Set her up with Ian for target practice. Just don't let Perrine know that he's spending time alone with a girl.

>unfuck British girl

Who?

>>19071867
Sounds like a plan.

>>19071867
NOPE.

We do this shit personally.

>>19071867
This seems like a solid and helpfull suggestion from the pagan elf.
Therefore, it will bite us in the fucking ass so hard it will be recorded in song and go down in legend.

LETS DO IT.

>>19071867
And get Erica to help Robin as well. THERE ALL PROBLEMS FIXED.

>>19071867
How about we fuck Ian's mom?

>Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.

>>19071867
Do it

>>19071819
Ian goes and helps Miyafuji.
Sean goes and helps out Lynnette with whatever.
And us, we go and report to Minna for debriefing.
A depantsing is probably going to be involved.

>>19071868
Lynette

>>19071867
But it will be so much more efficient to do all three ourselves at the same time.

>>19071857
No cause is ever worthless.
OK, PETA's is, but that isn't as much a cause as a case of insanity.

>>19071867
That.

Oh, and get "Never-lost-a-wingman-Hartmann" to get to work on Robin.

>>19071867

Yep. But let's not forget there's a war on. And, Planefag being who he is, NOTHING we do will go off without some sort of hitch.

>>19071867
I say go for it.

>>19071876
>We do this shit personally.
Having Ian give marksmanship lessons to Miyafuji IS us unfucking her uselessness.
And getting Erica to provide combat training for Robin IS better than us doing it because we're not a Witch.

Anon from >>19071834

Changing my vote to this:>>19071867

>>19071905
This too.

>>19071867
Let's do it.
I don't see how this could possibly go wrong...

>>19071910
agreed

>>19071867
RAILROADING RAILROADING RAILRO-

Fuck it. Planefag puts down some nice rails. Let's go.

>>19071867
Do this

>>19071924
But is it railroading if it's essentially what we wanted to have happen, just laid out so that it makes sense rather than just vague suggestions of 'unfuck their uselessness'?

I'm gonna vote for Planefag's idea, since it actually makes sense.

This means it's going to backfire HORRIBLY.

>>19071867

DO IT!

With any luck no one will disturb us...

>>19071924
But it's always been railroading.
He's merely produced us with an option of which rails to go down at key junctures.

>>19071917

Miyafuji blabbing about whathappenedinthekitchen while shes in her funk?

>>19071935
You seem to be confused. Railroading means "choice I don't like won"

>>19071956
Hmm. What's the difference between railroading and samefagging then?

>>19071956
Railroading is "We are given the choice of X or Y. We pick X, Y happens anyway, X may or may not occur."

>>19071947
Then we are up shit creek with no canoe. Or paddle. And we're on fire.

>>19071973
As an accusation? None.

>>19071973

DM doesn't need to samefag

>>19071973
railroading is the DM giving us choices that all lead to the same place. Or giving us no choice at all.

Samefagging is some asshole spamming his choice and hoping to be seen as multiple votes.

Railroading is not saying "There is a wall here."
Railroading is saying "There are walls everywhere but here."

>>19072021
Well put.

>>19072023
I stole that from MR. RAGE.

>>19072037
Not enough CAPS.

"Ian. You know Yoshika, right?"

"Uh. The pint-sized nip who's always gushing about how she wants to be brave and help everybody but not by shooting at anybody because her daddy was a good boy who made Strikers and didn't afraid of Martians?"

You blink. "What?"

"I've spent time with her too, you know."

"Yeah? When?"

"Perrine was coming down the hallway and - well - why do the locks on all the janitor's closets in this shithole auto-lock?"

"Welcome to my hell," you mutter. "Anyway, you think you could give her some shooting lessons or something? Give her some confidence?"

"I've got a magnum squirreled away somewhere," Ian says thoughtfully. "Putting fist-sized holes in pumpkins gives everybody a little more confidence."

"Those only compensate for tiny penises, not nonexistent ones," Sean drawls casually. "Your gear is no good for her, man."

>>19072037
MR. RAGE is a wise man, do not feel shame.

>>19072052
Give her our .380

>>19072046
Because Someone Else is obviously not MR. RAGE

>>19072052
Maybe have her start with an M1 carbine?
It's lightweight, easy to use, and Yoshika is going to be using longarms anyway.

>>19072063
Well no, he's someone else entirely.

It's just a target gun, she could use a .22.

>>19072052
>"Those only compensate for tiny penises, not nonexistent ones," Sean drawls casually. "Your gear is no good for her, man."

>"Perrine was coming down the hallway and - well - why do the locks on all the janitor's closets in this shithole auto-lock?"

Yoshika needs a flak cannon.

>>19072061
no need, she has a Walther. Also the Colt was a gift from Minna, not just something we would give away.

>>19072052
Uh, Ian?
No magnums, just yet.
SHE'S TWELVE. IT COULD BREAK A BONE FROM RECOIL IF SHE HOLDS IT WRONG.
Start with a .22 or something like that.

>>19072052
It's the effect that matters, rather than the tool, at this point though, dunnit?

>>19072079
Is Minna wearing that watch we gave her? We need to find out.

>>19072052
SIXTY NUGGETS

>>19072092
Flight Chronometer!

>>19072083
>recoil
>Witch
>magic strength
>regularly uses crew-operated machine guns single-handedly
I don't recoil is going to be a problem.

>>19072061

Wait, wasn't the .380 the gift from minna?!

>>19072102

Not at all, sir.

Not at all.

>Pic related.

>>19072103
That it is. So the .380 is out.

>>19072102
Used with striker units, which GIVES the strength to witches who don't have any naturally, like Yoshika.
Otherwise, she's just a twelve year old girl, that can make shields. And has a breast fetish.

>>19072102
Mostly they only get SUPAR STRONGTH when using their striker. Outside of it, only Trude is hulk.

>>19072102
Not to mention she's the healer.

"And Sean..." you cough. "We never did thank Lynette for the nose-art. Also, if Wilma IS actually on the base..."

"What? They're sisters, right? What's the problem?"

"She's got some kind of... issue about it."

"Because her sister's a slut?" Sean says.

"Yeah," Ian chimes in. "This is the kind of courteous and circumspect man you want guiding a young girl through issues like that. Your leadership abilities are fucking astounding. What a clever crew chief, you."

You flick a bottlecap at Ian. "Yoshika's her best friend, but I think they had some kind of falling-out or something. See if you can't get it out of her."

"A fifteen year old girl is a hard case, but I'll see if I can crack 'er," Sean says dourly. "And what are you going to do?"

"Go talk to our superior officer and actually act responsible for a change."

"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

>>19072128
>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.


She's on to us. Quick, change vectors!

>>19072128
>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

I'm liking Chris.

>>19072128
>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.


Yes, yes I am.

>>19072111
YEAH

TWO BLOODY GREAT HANDFULLS

>>19072128

Kid is fucking sharp.

>>19072128
>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

SHE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, EVERYONE KNOWS

>>19072128
>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

>>19072128
>Punch chris

the playful "I really want to murder you but society restrains me" kind of punch

>>19072128
What are the odds of us adding her to our collection of little sisters?

>>19072117
>>19072119
Ah, no. Strength enhancement is one of the basic Witch skills taught after shield generation. The Strikers just make it easier and more energy efficient.
They're quite capable of generating super-strength without Strikers. Minna did so when attacked by the Martian assassin spider-bot, and Erica said that she'd do it to take Trude up to her room when she was drunk, if she wasn't exhausted of magic.

>>19072128
>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

Smart kid.

>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.
Chris is silly. i like her

>>19072145
We are Big Daddy.

>>19072128

"That's quite enough b33r for you, young lady."

>>19072145
With Trude around? Low. Very low.

>>19072128
Sharp kid. That, or she remembers that's what we were about to do when Patton showed up and ruined it. And then Chris screamed rape.

Man, never a dull day.

I wonder how much beer Chris can drink before she passes out and can't talk anymore.

"I'm going to go and follow orders. If she orders me to do certain things, well, I can't reasonably disobey now can I?"

>>19072128
"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

>>19072128
"I try to actually act grown-up and responsible for once, and this is the response I get."

>>19072128
"Well Chris, with the way it has been going, I will either end up getting scrambled, getting shot, or piloting an abomination against Newtonian physics before I seal the deal..."

>>19072176
Judging by Trude, I'd give her about 3/4ths of the bottle.

>>19072184
>try to sex Minna
>sortied
>lure Minna out into the woods
>air-raid siren has you both running back to base
>sneak out to the roof of the castle
>night-witch lands and starts a conversation
>get drunk and finally everyone sends you off expecting you to get laid
>too drunk to get it up
>too hungover the next morning
>finally just fuck in the bath
>you realize Miyafuji is watching
>"wow, ready for round two already?"

>>19072128

>lynette talking to Sean
>Discussing why they had a falling out
>that happened in the kitchen


Oh shit...

>>19072128
>give her a look

I tried to hump your sister, or rather she tried to hump me. martians attacked

I tried to hump minna once, patton and tesla interrupted.

What the hell makes you thin the universe looks favorably upon me now?

>>19072207
WE'RE FUCKING IDIOTS

>>19072205
>night-witch lands and starts a conversation

And that's when boning a high-ranking officer has its benefits.

"Sweetie, go to bed before I have you put in irons. That's an order."

>>19072128

FAG PLANNNNNNNNE

>>19072207

We dun goofed.

>>19072128

>"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

I just choked on my *air*.

"The fuck did you hear tha-"

"Trude," Chris says. "She said if you two didn't hump soon, she was gonna lock you in a closet together and order Paddy to shoot anybody who came out with clothes on."

You stare at Chris, your jaw on the table. "You - you - what - if she knew you told me that -"

Chris's eyes suddenly tear up, and she looks up at you with sudden tremulous misery. "I was in a coooomaaaa~" she wails, dropping her face into her hands.

You, Sean and Ian all stare at her.

"Eight out of ten," Ian says at length. "Great emotion, but you come in a little too hot."

"I dunno, that was pretty good," Sean says.

"You guys are no fun," Chris pouts. "It works on Trude!"

"But - she's your sister!" you say with mock horror."

"Yes that just makes her more *gullible,*" Chris points out.

"Whelp, I'm out of here," Ian says, taking a beer to go. "I'll let you guys handle the little extortionist."

"Oh hell no," Sean says, jumping out of his chair. He snatches the ice bucket, pulling out the remaining two beers and leaving the soda. "I've got to put some Coke in the Limey."

"I've got important business to discuss with the commanding officer BYE~" you state, jumping out of the room at high speed. You've got Minna to talk to, and business to... discuss.

>Go in HOT?
>Go in humble?
>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

>>19072128
No sweetheart, that's never going to happen at this rate.
Were going to get cock blocked again.
By anyone and everyone.

>>19072207
I told you guys this was a bad idea. We do shit personally so we don't fuck up.

>>19072207
>>19072207
Wow, it's almost like there are consequences for actions.

>>19072212
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You guys missed it?

>>19072236
TRUDEFAGS GONNA SAD

>>19072236
>Go in humble

>>19072211
>patton and tesla interrupted
Actually, Trude and Chris were involved there too. Which we should ask her about, especially since she's probably too drunk to lie properly.

>>19072207
The only other option is to talk to Lynnette ourselves.
As if that would end any better.

>>19072242
Are you an idiot? Or are you just pretending?

The point is that was avoidable.

>>19072236
>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
Trude ;_;

>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
Let's play this smart for once in our fucking lives.

>>19072236
Like everything is normal.

>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

Because hellcow just broke up a fight, we killed marsies, and trolled generals.

it's just another day at the office

>>19072236
>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

>>19072236
Go in humble.
No need to press our luck, considering how the universe hates us...

>>19072236
Humble

We dun goofed.

>>19072236
No no, my good man.

We go in like an Officer and a Gentleman.

>>19072243

Well it's Sean.

We'll never hear the end of it and get blackmailed to hell but at least he'll keep it under wraps.

>>19072236
EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

>Go in humble

>>19072236
Everything is fine, nothing is panic

>>19072236
Go in hot, safeties disengaged.

>>19072270
Fuck you faggot, stop reposting that every chance you get.

>>19072236

>Normal

WEDIDNOTHING

>>19072236

Humble. Let's not fuck this up, anon. And I could really use a little d'aawww right about now.

Go in humble. Then segway from actual report into sexy times.

>>19072236
>go in normal
>cupcakeski is in there
>DOOOOOOOOOOM

>>19072236
>Go in humble?

Let's not screw this up.

>>19072236
Everything is normal. All's right with the world.

>>19072285
If we go in humble, if she doesn't know something's up, she would then.

>Go in normal

This is the best way, assume nothing.

>>19072236
>Go in humble
we did toss her at marines.

>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
So we're going to enter her room being chased by MP's, bar the door behind us and cry for help?
Or perhaps we will fail at parachutes and end up dangling outside her window?

>>19072236
>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
If we go in humble, she'll get suspicious for us acting out of character.
We go in hot, we'll just fight again.
We go in normal, she knows about the satancow in the hangar and the MP's, if we act like we give no fucks, she won't suspect anything.

>>19072236
Humble

>>19072297

>Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

>>19072319
>terribleshop.png

At least you're honest.

>>19072297
Addendum: Peek around corner first to see if Crepes Suzetteski is present.

All the smash in the world doesn't help if you fly straight at an '88 like a dumbass.

>>19072324
>That image name

Like everything is normal.

She'll be able to feel our discomfort. Don't gotta wear it on our face.

>>19072324
>Pantywindow.jpg

>>19072319
what is the kanji for "I will fucking Cut you"?

would fit there

>>19072338
If she's able to feel it, there's no reason for us to hide it.

>>19072337
>>19072343
yes

>>19072338
Oh yeah she have emotion sensing abilities.

In that case we should go in radiating lust.

>>19072282
Fuck you, that's an awesome image.
Still has Dirty Navy Scum in it, but still a relevant image.

>>19072385
>Dirty Navy Scum

I will sink you

>>19072378

>Implying MC does not already radiate WANT

>>19072378
>stand outside her door trying to build ourselves up for this
>Minna is sitting at her desk wondering what the hell that ball of anxiety, fear, and paranoia is

>>19072402
Pilot

>>19072396
Come at me Squiddy!

>>19072396

I will STRAFE you

>>19072409
What? How is that in any way appropriate?

>>19072402
I like that.

Planefag?

Do that.

>>19072427
Pilot's are like wizards.
Don't gotta explain SHIT.

>>19072319
Fap Angel's gonna whine about Image Macros again for that.

Also, EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

>>19072411
>>19072417
Bitch please.

>>19072396
You are the only one who can be sunk, dirty navy scum. The rest of us aren't floating.

>>19072417
>>19072396
I will cut your funding

>>19072434
Talk louder, I can't hear you over the sound of you drowning.

>>19072445
But I'm not NASA

>>19072402
>ball of anxiety, fear, and paranoia
Excuse:
Because every fucking time we're about to make progress or get some, SOMETHING always comes up and cockblocks us. If it's not a Martian air raid, it's Tesla, or Patton, or another fucking general scramble order.
We're just afraid of what's going to cockblock us this time.

>>19072445
over the fucking line dude

>>19072450
That's the SLBMs you're hearing.

>>19072445

>>19072457
I doubt that excuse will pass muster.

>>19072445

>>19072458
>that filename

fucking lol. Also, where's that quest gone off to?

>>19072462

Nope, pretty sure it's the sound of a failing pressure hull.

>>19072476
Get your ears checked, son.

>>19072471
Alright, so, what? Go in hot and hope that the emotional chaff works?

>>19072475
Planefag's a-cooking up something.

>>19072474
>Killdozer
>MaiNigga.jpg

>>19072475
Dunno, don't have Papa-N's twitter

>>19072482

Says the man who spends all day in a metal echo box

>>19072458
Problem?

>>19072474
That seems like a slight overreaction.

>>19072475
Papa-N said he should be back up this weekend.

>>19072411

>>19072503
>this weekend
>Friday: SWQ
>Sat&Sun: katawa Yandere: Rin's route
>now Z&WQ

This is a good weekend

>>19072485
Might be too late for that. If she figures out, we'll just have to come clean.

>>19072475
He's been busy, work and exams. His twitter says he's shooting for this saturday.

>>19072500
Gotta have some ears if you want to chill with the missiles.

>>19072513
Gotta have some balls to chill with the groundpounders.

>>19072513

Not gonna argue with you there. Carry on.

>>19072525
Gotta have someone elses cash to chill with the bankers

>>19072511
sounds gay

After a few brief queries, you discover that Minna just returned from her own ground-support sortie, and rushed away to her office shortly after landing. You scale the stairs two at a time, eager to finally have a chance to... converse with Minna after the aborted event this morning.

It seems a little strange to switch from combat sorties against an alien invasion of England, not even twenty miles distant, to... recreational activities so quickly. But you're both young, there's a war on, and - well, if you didn't have as much fun as possible, when and where you could, you'd have gone insane by now. Such is war.

You slow as you approach the administrative part of the Castle, and almost come to a dead halt as you spot Minna's office door. You were hell-bent on being as smooth and casual as possible, but this close to the reunion, you find your heart thumping and your legs wobbly, like you're the victim - er, main character of some shitty romance novel written by an idiot. You snort at your trepidation and boldly stomp ahead, blustering through your apprehension.

You come to the wood-paneled door with Minna's neat little brass name-plaque hung on it, and pause.

Sounds of a struggle are coming from within!

>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
>DANGER DANGER DYNAMIC ENTRY
>other?

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
We are being responsible. Or something.

>Other
Reconnoiter!
Find out what is up!

>>19072544
>DYNAMIC ENTRY
The only option.

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

>>19072544
Knock politely. She's no princess in need of rescue. She's probably grinding some poor guy's balls.

>>19072544
we fucking knock so hard we make a hole in the bloody door!

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

Last thing we want is to get caught in the crossfire

>>19072544
DYNAMIC ENTRY!

If there's nothing wrong, well, that's just us being a PILOT.

>>19072544
> just open the door

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

Always do the opposite of what's expected.

>>19072544
>other
Look through keyhole, see what's going on first.

Just stroll in naturally

FORWARD THE LIGHT BRIGADE!

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

Probably chewing Caldwell out for using his plane as a battering ram.

Just open the god damn fucking door.

[x]knock politely.

I'm tired of making "lolthisisfunny" choices whenever we see Minna.

Rationality please.

>>19072544
BLITZKRIEG! CATCH JERRY WITH HER PANTS DOWN

DO IT FOR THE SUPERIOR WAIFU

>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

Be sure to think

>"Da fuq?"

>>19072544
Just open fucking the door.

No fucks given.

>>19072591
That's not Cupcakeski.

>>19072544
DYNAMIC ENTRY

>other?

THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION

THE USE OF STEALTH IS REQUIRED

Kick down the door .380 in hand. It could be another Martian ninja attack!

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

>>19072544
Knock politely.

>>19072544
DYNAMIC ENTRY

Also, the multitude of NTR shit that I've been enjoying so far have lead me to my own natural conclusion that she is doing something fairly... naughty.

BUST DOWN THE DOOR WITH RAGE AND HATRED

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
It's the last thing she would expect from us!

>>19072544

She's getting laid, and not by us!

>>19072544
>sounds of a struggle

Uh-huh.

>>19072600

Say what now?

>>19072544
>Sounds of a struggle
NOPE. NO TIME TO BE POLITE.

Either we're saving the day or we're saving some poor schmuck from certain death.

>>19072544
>Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
>inb4 Kurt is somehow back