First! Suck it Panzer

Kicking ass.

>>18517257

First strike, then call homebase for reinforcements.

We fuck their shit up, then more of us come, and we fuck their shit up with an AUDIENCE!

>>18517257
Kicking ass while crying for momma.

>>18517257
Call for reinforcements, then BOUNCE.

The safe call is to yell for help.

So we'll do both. Yell for help as we go in as suicidal fuckwits.

As much as I'd like to FIRST STRIKE, I think it'd be better to sound the alarm.

Every minute we waste making inconsequential hits is another minute they have to get closer.

Scramble on outta here.

>>18517284
>>18517283
I think that once we call for help they'll know we're here. Probably best to go with something like this:
>>18517276

Do one bounce and one bounce only.
Call for reinforcements while getting the fuck out of there.

>>18517257
Do what we do every night fapangel, Bounce. Gun for the transports and leave the escorts to our more agile adorable cossack?

Radio silence. Tell Ian to write a note and pass it out of his canopy to Sanya. Basically just informing Barin of what is going on and SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO NOT LET MALLORY FUCK THIS UP.

Then, tandem bounce with us and Sanya. Put those rockets to use. Then Sanya hightails it away to Barin while we distract.

>>18517257
There's no time to wait for the rest of the squadron. We may lose the element of surprise, out greatest asset, at any moment.

Bounce, then run home to mommy.

>>18517257
Could Sanya get a volley or two of rockets through the escorts? If so, it's worth getting the free shots on the transports. We can run interference for her if need be, go in loud and drag them away.

>>18517257
We do one pass, then get the fuck out of there while radioing to Barin.

Oh don't mind me just posting the game of the year... http://www.mediafire.com/?23tphtuc52uum1n

Also, fuck dem aliums. And maybe think about calling for help once it doesn't matter if they know where we are.

>>18517257
Bounce the transports. Then, once surprise has been spoiled, THEN call for backup.

Oh Sanya is here.

Signal to Sanya to alert the base, then we go in for a bounce or two.

Everyone wins! Except Martians, but nobody likes them.

>>18517334
This pleases hexen....

>>18517300
Yes.

I have a feeling this thread is bugged. It's not bouncing to the first page.

Sanya has more firepower than us, so she should be the one bouncing. It's time to see if our teaching has paid off.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18517257

Planefag, are we within morse code signalling range of the castle?

First strike can be devastating thanks to sanya's weapon. A good AOE attack that can cause alot of damage in the time when they're all clustered together.

Also, whats their flying formation? Loose or tight?

>>18517300
Yeah, we owe someone those Alium scalps.
And then we cry for mommy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko
Theme for current happenings.

We're going in for gunz
https://->>18517377

DAMN YOU!

Cry for momma then wade in like suicidal fuckwits.

Call it in first, then shoot some aliums.
On an entirely unrelated note, what's Sanya's top speed compared to ours?

Phone home.

THEN EARN SOME MORE GODDAMN MEDALS

Bonus points if we get another bastard to stall out

>>18517351
Jawhol, mein panzerfuhrer.

Synchronized bounce with Sanya, then radio for halp.

>>18517361
You seem to be right... something seems to be afoot

>>18517411
That story is fucking hilarious

THIS JUST IN
THREAD ISN'T BUMPING

>>18517334
>2012

You need to upgrade

http://blog.livedoor.jp/akinow/archives/52209251.html

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18978109/SW110815.zip

rolled 65 = 65

Another plan from the previous threads.

There is a good chance the martians are being vectored in by the beams being directed over England.

Sean, with his gnomeness, can spoof the radar beams and misdirect the entire wave, while Sanya hightails it back to the castle to rouse reinforcements quietly while we remain on station to fuck with them.

>>18517418
>>18517411
You have my attention

>>18517425
>In March 1944, Erich Hartmann, Gerhard Barkhorn, Walter Krupinski and Johannes Wiese were summoned to Adolf Hitler's Berghof in Berchtesgaden. Barkhorn was to be honoured with the Swords, while Hartmann, Krupinski and Wiese were to receive the Oak Leaves to the Knight's Cross. On the train, all four of them got drunk on cognac and champagne. Supporting each other and unable to stand, they arrived at Berchtesgaden. Major Nicolaus von Below, Hitler's Luftwaffe adjutant, was shocked. After some sobering up, Hartmann was still intoxicated. Hartmann took a German officer hat from a stand and put it on, but it was too large. Von Below became upset, told Hartmann it was Hitler's and ordered him to put it back.

"It's time to get medieval.
I'm goin in for guns"

>>18517419
Fuck

Do we start a new one or ride this one to the ground?

>>18517419
Fuck, already?

rolled 61 = 61

Combined Operation with Sanya:

1) Get Sanya in position to bounce them and offload everything she has, hard.
2) Have Sanya fire everything. In those moments of confusion, have Sean begin misdirecting the beams and lead them away from england. With all the explosions, they are not likely to notice the change in direction if it is gradual.
3) Sanya hightails it out of there, call for backup while we remain on station to misdirect the entire assault force.

>>18517442

you're asking SWQ's audience? We're riding this one until the wheels scrape the ground.

>>18517445
>>18517442
Hovering @ page 3 for me right now, lets just deal with it
Pic related, deal with it minnafags

>>18517454
Yeah, these go quick enough that by the time it gets to page 15 we'll need a new one anyway.

>>18517442
We always ride things to the ground.

>>18517448
Sticking around sounds too risky. Bounce and run seems better.

So, The British radars were all along the coast, which is now Alium country. So there's currently 4 people who know about the second coming of Sealion right now.

That said, get ready to (have the adorable cossack) bounce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls2C-ot9MiQ

Set up to bounce them, We go fist, disrupt the formation and lead most of the fighters away, sanya follows a few seconds later and uses her launcher against the troop carriers.

We need to distract them as long as possible and give the witches still at Barin as much rest as possible before we call a scramble.

>>18517463
Yeah, against the Russians.

We're not bumping? Fuck.

BOUNCE those bastids while we still got the drop on em.

then haul ass out of here and scream for help.

>>18517437
Fucking pilots.
Seht ihr all den Dreck, den ich mich drum scher?
(German approximation of: Look at all the fucks I give.)

>>18517422
Da fuq am I looking at and why is it not working on my computer?

rolled 61 = 61

>>18517470

Not if they don't know we're there.

This plan only has sanya attacking, not us, since her weapon is the only one which has to be fired when they're clustered together for maximum effectiveness.

We're stay quiet and and misdirect, buying the defenders more time to scramble and intercept.

>>18517497
I dont even know

>>18517497
Fire key [Z] selects characters.

The idea some of us had before was to position our fighter at the highest altitude we can get away with above the convoy after radioing backup, then dive through it at max thrust, firing at the engines of the rearmost convoy. Then, go dark the moment we're in the middle of the convoy and hightail it to Barin to escort the witches into the furball.

PLANEFAAAAAAAAAG

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME BUY

>>18517448

I'd support this.

With MC's recent revelation, he'll probably try to consider the big picture more often.

Now, it's more important to have the defenders scramble asap and have more time to intercept this wave.

Sanya should also sound the alert as she attacks before breaking off.

"Cry like a bitch," you tell Sean. "We can't let those troops land, we're gonna have to share this party."

"Doesn't mean we can't bounce like a superball," Sean mutters.

"The fuck is a superball?" Ian wonders.

"Hold on, I've got an idea. A wicked, wicked ideal. Grab some altitude, tell Sanya to pull some room, would 'ya?"

"What the hell?" you query, but you get no response - Sean is already concentrating on his task. You flash your nav lights to get Sanya's attention, then signal your request with hand signals developed in the First World War, when airborne radios didn't exist, as such. Sanya looks apprehensive for a second, but nods resolutely and splits away, trusting you despite not knowing your plan.

You smile despite yourself. It's about as strong a vote of confidence as any man can get. Nosing up, you claw for altitude, and slip into the thin cloud deck around fourteen thousand feet in a few minutes of climb at military power.

God DAMN, but do these new Wasps kick ASS.

Signal for help every minute we waste is one minute the Martians are closer to Brittan. Giving up the first strike sucks and it puts us at a tactical disadvantage, but sine Martians are good with ELINT they might be able to jam our cal for help if we don't do it now.

>>18517539
HAHAH TIME FOR BOUNCING?

>>18517422
>these controls

jesus h christ on a pogo stick this is awkward as fuck

Reposting this image since the drawfag who made it was a bit late. Don't forget gents, our little sister is now a child soldier.

Guys, we have bigger matters to discuss:

Who do we set our sister up with?

>>18517539
Nice. I wonder who will show up to the party.

>>18517570

>dont forget

fuck you, im sure gonna try.

>>18517570
>Dat trigger discipline

>>18517579
No one.

>>18517579
She can figure that out herself.

As long as it's not Sean or Ian.

>>18517570
What she needs are Striker units based off our Widow engines.

>>18517570
Not yet she ain't, and she won't be anytime soon if we can help it.

>all air traffic over britun getting their gleebors chewed off
>send flying transports

martian logic.

>>18517579
By means of handcuffs with the heaviest radiator around.

>>18517617
>implying she won't be in the first wave of reinforcements

>>18517617
She got transeferred to the squadron 2 sessions ago

and we cried our ass off before ADORABLE COSSACK came to cheer us up

Don't forget to charge the goddam cannons! THE BIG RED SWITCH.

>>18517579

Thats not the problem.

The problem is they'll be sortieing our LIL SIS this time round.

And there will be hell to pay

>>18517617

Not yet?
Son, I hate to break it to you... She's probably gonna meet us in the air.

>>18517617
Maybe Minna can get her assigned to a desk job.

Or at least dump a load of paperwork on her. That should keep her safe from any perverts.

>>18517637
I'm well aware of that, yes. But last we checked she hadn't gotten outfitted yet, let alone started training. Hopefully we can tie her up and send her back Stateside on the next heavily escorted flight.

>>18517570
Needs a speech bubble near widow, "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, THERE ARE MEN AROUND."

Thread not bumping? Complain at people on the IRC
#SWQ @rizon.net

also MFW using the widow in a dogfight with aliums when we dont have rockets...

>>18517684
From where we're sitting, can we slap our crew upside the head?
This may become necessary.

>>18517663
You know she's just gonna bounce paper work and get into battle somehow?

>>18517719
I'm sure we can get aussie to rig something up

>>18517669

So Minna is gonna go ship off a witch? In wartime?

She's staying... Even if we convinced Minna, the brass would pitch a fit. And the last thing we need is to have Minna taken out of command when we've got our sister up there. She may be a crazy bitch at times, but she's our crazy bitch and if she goes, we're gonna get some dumbass in charge.

Like Mallory.

>>18517699
>posting the IRC
GODDAMNIT

>>18517539

With wispy clouds streaming 'round your cockpit, you nervously look towards where the now-invisible Martians should be. "Now's a great time for your brilliant plan, Sean."

In the distance, your sharp eyes pick up the incredible blasts of the Floogie-hammer hammering.

"HAMMER TIME!" Sean crows with satisfaction.

"What in the-"

"Ghostrider One-Two to Home Plate, inbound bandits over Dover, bearing tree-two-tree!" Sanya announces over the radio.

"What the-" you stammer.

"She's about three-quarters of a mile closer to the coast then we are, flying perpendicular," Sean informs you smugly.

You roll the Widow inverted, prompting a snort of disgust from Sean.

You grin wickedly. Only the beginning, young Radar Gnome. Only the beginning of your torment. You let the Widow sink a little till the canopy is peeking out of the thin cloud layer, and your sharp eyes pick up the glow of Sanya's magical antenna far below, the little girl barely silhouetted as a speck against the Dover cliffs. As you watch a bright flash detonates near her, and you barely save the night vision in your eyes by blinking in time.

"How many does the floo-"

"Six, I think," Ian replies.

Another flash.

"Yeah, six. She needs time to reload."

"MENTLEGEN," you say grandly. "Let us bounce the gates doing ninety-eight, LET DEM GNOMES ROLL!"

"... who are you quoting?" Ian asks, completely confused.

"... Nevermind," you grump, and nose down to commence THE BOUNCE.

>High bounce?
>Level bounce?
>Low six bounce?

>>18517721
It would slow her down a little. We'll need it to keep up with her.

>>18517725
Did it sound like I wanted to ask permission? Gag her, shove her in a crate with a water bottle and put her on a freighter. Either way, I'm certainly not comfortable having Minna in charge of Robin. She's still a crazy bitch.

Ah, back in the skies and away from waifu wars.

Can't wait to start eating up a whole thread for every two posts by planefag.

>>18517740
Haha, faggots. You mad that your secret club's being ruined?

BOUNCE FROM ON HIGH!

COMMENCE LOUD SINGING TO TAUNT THE INFERIOR MARTIAN DEVILS!

>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422
>>18517422


My God, how do I run this? I MUST PLAY IT.

.>>18517745

level. right into the teeth, as always.

>>18517725
>She may be a crazy bitch at times, but she's our crazy bitch.

Our relationship in a nutshell.

>>18517745

High. We'll need the speed.

Pick out the transports. We need those down.

See if Sean and start misdirecting the force by spoofing the beams.

>>18517745
>who are you quoting?

FAP ANGEELLLLL

>>18517745
High bounce is the only bounce, since it'll give us the airspeed to GTFO once the aliums realize what we're doing.

>>18517745

High bounce, no need to waste good energy on a perfect bounce.

>>18517699
We can't fix it. Already sent a representative to the 4chan official channel, they told him he was lying.
Go bother #4chan enough, maybe they'll fix it.

>>18517785
This.

>>18517745

>High bounce

It leaves us with the most options afterword.

>>18517751
>Gag her, shove her in a crate with a water bottle

This is relevant to my-

>and put her on a freighter.

GOD DAMMIT TENTACLES ARE ONE THING BUT NOPEALIUM NTR IS QUITE ANOTHER

>>18517745
>who are you quoting
Oh you.
[x] high

High bounce. Boom and Zoom baby!

>>18517745
ALL OF THE BOUNCES

And we're back on the front page!

>>18517806

>NTR
>NTR

>IMPLYING THERE IS A BUDDING RELATIONSHIP WITH ROBIN AND SOMEONE ELSE

WHO IS THIS BASTARD AND WHERE DO WE MOUNT HIS HEAD?

Bounce high.

We burst out of the clouds, shoot some stuff, go back into the clouds, repeat.

>>18517745

High Bounce. We're going against heavies and we don't have rockets, so our Hispanos are going to need all the help they can get...

>>18517745
High bounce, we shall pass through their formation like a bat out of hell, give them something far more urgent to worry about than our cute little Cossack flying partner.

>>18517831
>In before Robin gets the gay.

>>18517831
S-sir I w-would like to marry your s-sister, ifthatsokImean...

I wonder if Planefag made two posts and then stopped, if we'd wait for his next post or just keep discussing unrelated shit until the thread 404'd.

>>18517856

>>18517856
imokwiththis.jpg

>>18517852
It has already been hinted that she has a tomboyish side what with playing football and being "not like other girls." We should pair her up with Kathy.

>>18517856

>>18517856

>>18517871
>Trusting Kathy
>Any year
>I shiggity diggity

>>18517877
*GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH*

>>18517871
Whatever we do, we need to keep her away from Cuposki.

>>18517856

NO!!

NOT EVEN YOU!!

The thread bumps again.

>>18517831

>>WHO IS THIS BASTARD AND WHERE DO WE MOUNT HIS HEAD?

Or her head. Keep in mind, this is WITCH COUNTRY.

...Which actually makes things so much worse. Remember what happened when we first got here? I bet Charlotte will make a pass at her on general principle.

>>18517856

>>18517871
Kathy is like a cougar. Jumps younger people, uses them up, then moves on to the next target.

Not a good choice for anyone who doesn't have experience dealing with people.

>>18517896
She already handled herself adequately on that front if I recall correctly.

>>18517745

THE GHOST OF WITOLD URBANOWICZ DEMANDS A HIGH-ALTITUDE BOUNCE

>>18517437

Real life - it's almost trollier than fiction!

>>18517745

Highbounce.

thread is fixed, just bumped from page 5

As you nose into the dive, you realize you've omitted a few crucial preparatory steps in the bounce process, namely, visually identifying a fucking target. Fortunately Sean is far ahead of you, and the little terminal-guidence scope in your dash is lit. It's fuzzing horribly, but thankfully the sea cliffs of Dover and the waves are producing fairly uniform ground clutter, so you can barely pick out the movement of enemy fighters in it - enough to look for them visually, at any rate.

Given you've no target, you opt for the high bounce. Instead of punching for the deck and using the smash to haul up on somebody's ass at Ludicrous Speed (or even dive below them and light into their belly from underneath,) the High Bounce is a straightforward, aggressive dive right into the enemy at almost a ninety-degree angle, an incredibly short firing window at the entire top silhouette.

It also offers the best chance of not getting your ass shot off, too.

>>18517903
Implying only Charlotte will make a pass.

That's a funny way of saying ALL OF THEM.

>>18517967
"Fire the guns!"

"Which one?"

"ALL OF THEM!"

ALERT! SOMEONE POSTED ON /a/!! PREPARE TO DEFEND ALL CONTROLL POINTS!!

>>18517257
Hurray for Alpha! Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou for the win.

>>18517967
Better then sploding I guess

>>18517990
FIRE EVERYTHING

>>18517996
>pic related

>>18517975
>every witch hitting on our sister
>we chaperone her everywhere and vagina-block all the witches
>shenanigans ensue as they team up to try and lure us away long enough to seduce her

I could watch this.

>>18518014
>rumors abound about us being a massive siscon

>>18517996
link

>>18517967
OH BOY! I got here just in time! Fucking work.

>>18518032
>>>/a/63521535

>>18517967

You toggle the electric gun-chargers and all four 20mm cannons in the Widow's belly arm with an incredibly satisfying KER-CHLACK! You orient on Sanya's position, knowing the Martian escorts will already be all over her - and sure as shit, there's bright purple tracers slashing through the sky in a bit of a spiral. Sanya's evading.

Eyes split between the night and your scope, you select the likeliest clump of returns and apply your sharp eyes to the night outside your windscreen. You espy the glint of moonlight off a matte-black metallic hull and twitch the glowing glass of your gunsight towards it -

- and purple tracers slash out of the night!

>CAN'T TOUCH THIS?
>FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER?
>Split the difference?

>>18517996
Why do some faggots still do this?
>>18518032
>>>/a/63521535

>>18518056
CANT

FUCKING
TOUCH

THIS

>>18518056
>split the difference
Let's not push it. We have someone to protect now.

Once we've caused enough confusion to the aliums, we spoof their navigation beams and lead them back to France.

>>18518056
STOP

Hammertime

>>18518056

you may not interact with me using your manipulator appendages.

LERROYYY

>FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER

>FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER?

WE DAKKA NOW BITCH!

>>18518056

>>18518056

Is it me, or does the silhouette of our plane look suspiciously like someone flipping the third?

>Also, split the difference. DAMAGE ER'RYWHERE

>>18518057
This reminds me, way to act like faggots in that SW thread yesterday guys. Really acted like cool guys and stuff.

>>18518056
Split-S the difference.

>>18518071
Better yet we spoof them past an active airfield or AA battery.

>>18518056
FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER

FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER

HEEEEEERE'S MC!


LETS GET THE GODDAMN MARTIANS TO PUT THE BIGGEST FUCKING BOUNTY ON OUR HEADS FOR WHAT WE WREAK TONIGHT

>>18518056
[x] split the difference

Can't touch this

>>18518089
It's an angry ghost with a moustache. We've been over this.

>>18518080
>pic
>filename

You find the best fucking pictures I swear

>>18518056

Split; We've got someone relying on us and we don't have the luxury of going full retard here.

>>18518056
Let's play it safe

>CAN'T TOUCH THIS?

>>18518056
split the difference, I guess? Are we trying to hit more transports or get the fighters off of Sanya's tail? I don't know how much of a problem they're posing for her, and it'd be good to down some more of those containers

>>18518056

SPLIT.

Keep our people alive!

>>18518056

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

WE WILL KILL THE ALIUMS WITH FREDDIE MERCURY. SO HARD.

>>18518101
But we are.

We're spoofing them past their own, which certainly aren't going to be expecting this force to be coming back so soon and will presumably treat it as if it were a large-scale raid by our side.

CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE TROLLS OF WAR!

>>18518056
split the difference. rescue rocket loli and tell eila how much better we are at protecting sanya than her.

>>18518080
ah crix, your the best

Can't we, like, bounce through the formation into a rebound on those pursuers?

WHY IS THIS DEAD!

>>18518253
>7 minutes with no posts

NEW RECORD

>>18518253
Tonight. You.

>>18518253
We are patiently waiting

>>18518253

Jeaze you're impatient.

>>18518253
I'd guess cause everyone's voted, and PF's still writing.

>>18518171

Sounds good. Can we do that?

>>18518272
>>18518171
Too risky. We need to get out of here.

>>18518253
twas busy touching myself, and waiting for planefag

posting night witches at night

>>18518253
I blame the Aliums.

>>18518056
FUCK YOU MINES BIGGER

>SPLIT

Acting on pure instinct, you shove the stick forward violently.

Your windscreen explodes in bright purple fireworks.

"FUCKSHIT!" you shout involuntarily as the eerie roar of a Martian powerplant screams by your fighter.

Ian screams something behind you, but your eyes catch a return on your scope and you look for the bandit outside almost by reflex. You jerk your fighter towards the brief glint of moonlight on metal and thumb the cannon switch, but you don't score.

"Sanya!" you call on the radio.

"Clear, clear!" she calls back. "Form up!"

>Use your smash to zoom-climb.
>Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

>Note you've drawn off the escorts from the transports, so your reinforcements will have a clean run at 'em.

>>18518308
>Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

PIP PIP CHEERIO~

>Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

Lets drown em'!

>>18518308
>PUNCH FOR THE DECK

LETS GET SOME MORE STALL KILLS BOYS

>>18518308
[x] dive and run

>>18518308

>ZOOM CLIMB

Have them bleed speed and get sanya to fall on them. Cut their numbers down and make life easier for the others.

>>18518308
>"Home Plate, escorts are distracted, and we're in evasive!"

And then dive for the wavetops.

>>18518308

Sean looks thirsty back there. skim the whitecaps.

>>18518308
RUN AWAY~!

>>18518308
Dive, we're quite good at weeds. Release the turret so Seanya can cover our ass.

>Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

Whoo! I'm here!

>>18518308
>Use your smash to zoom-climb.
>Note you've drawn off the escorts from the transports, so your reinforcements will have a clean run at 'em.

>>18518308

>Note you've drawn off the escorts from the transports, so your reinforcements will have a clean run at 'em.

That sounds like a funny way to say 'increase our kill count'....

>>18518308
Excellent. A whole fleet of unguarded Martian transports.

"Go ahead boys and girls, I've set out the snacks for you."

Lure these chucklefucks into the AA guns.

>>18518308
Dive. So is Sanya clear, then? If so, she should go back for a second hit at the transports. We can handle the ones on us.

>>18518346

That turret is gonna have a field day. We run our asses off.

>>18518308
Use smash to zoom-climb. I think the shining sea and the dover cliffs would make sneaking difficult.

>>18518308
Zoom-climb, invert and dive back through our pursuers, shooting as we go.

>>18518330
No, once we have them on our ass, we just brake and pick 'em off once they're past.

>>18518366
That would drag the fighters back with us. Leave the transports for our reinforcements.

>use your smash to zoom-climb.
dat lift

we needs it

>>18518364
>>18518346

I like these ideas.

Let's rack up some kills.

>>18518308
>DIVE DIVE DIVE!
Lets put the engines through there paces, shall we?

>>18518308
Gotta go fast planefag

>>18518385
Mallory is in charge back at base. We might not get any reinforcements.

>>18518373
That only works against a solo dumb enough to try to stick to our tail.

Against multiple bogeys, they'll just make strafing runs against us while we sit there barely above stall speed.

Don't mistake a one-time serendipity for a tactic.

Hey aren't we still above the transports? Can we bounce them and still reach the weeds?

>>18518395
>super Witch Wars

TELL ME THIS IS A ROMHACK THAT EXISTS

>>18518344

>>18518308
>Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.
fly lower then snake shit

>>18518308

punch for decks

>>18518385
It sounds like they're mostly on us now. We keep them distracted while she hit's the transports again.

>>18518405
But Minna is there. We'll get something.

>>18518373

>whole goddamn Big Wing of alium fighters on our ass

yeah, no lets not.

>>18518431
Minna and Mallory don't get on well, and he outranks her.

>>18518424

>>18518405

We'll get reinforcements.

Just not actual planes anytime soon.

Malleroy's big plan was to have the witches intercept while the planes form up into his fucking big wings.

>>18518344
"hey guys open a door and hold your hand out, let me know when you can feel water because I cant see shit up here"

>>18518424
I smell antics

So if we are going for a german [s]bitch[/s] witch anyway we should go for Hanna-Justina Marseille. She's not only one of the top aces, but she also at least wears a (mini-)skirt instead of doing without lower wear altogether, and we want a good role-model for our sister.

Plus she's pretty much a female version of us when it comes to respecting authority, so we could use her to drive Minna crazy.

>>18518447
She'll get us something. Even if mean flying out here herself. Minna's a resourceful girl.

DO A BARREL ROLL

>>18518462
We need to have this man an accident.

>>18518516
More water balloons to the face.

>>18518516
Escort mission gone awry?

>>18517422
Is this game in english, or do I need to rape my computer 6 different ways to get it to work?

>>18518507
Cupcakeski also fits that description, and is actually here. On one hand, she might be gay; on the other, pretty much all of the witches are, and it hasn't stopped us thus far.

>>18518516

Have him fly over the french alps to a new posting, yes?

>>18518536
Rape is the only option.

>>18518516
Oh no, he was probably drunk as a skunk and fell unconscious on the runway and ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SAW HIM when taking off. What a terrible tragedy, could you get the plastic bags for the funeral?

>>18518507
I know that feel bro, but I tried to get /tg/ behind that early on. Never really did catch on, so I dropped it.

>>18518529
No. We make sure he's outside when we dive at the base with aliums on our tail. Might be some stray round hits him.
But how to draw him out?

>>18518542
I'd rather get rid of him before we reconquer France.

>>18518516
Where's Yamamoto with the 18-inchers from the Yamato when you need them?

>>18518507
>female version of us
>Not Krupinski

>>18518558
ask any pilot on base to help us?

>>18518574
Beating the shit out of martians in the pacific

>>18518507
We're pretty far along the Minna path, actually.

I doubt planefag would introduce a new character specifically for romance purposes.

>>18518556
It might help if she were actually on the base at some point.

>DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR WEP PILOT

With an entire fucking armada of alium escorts on your ass, you opt to get the fuck out of Dodge while your skin's intact. Maintaining your dive, you call to Sanya to join you. The faint glow of her shield forming ahead of her to counteract the fierce slipstream that'd otherwise tear her face off is visible out of the corner of your vision as you strain to pick out the shady moonlight on the white Cliffs of Dover. Your altimeter unspools madly, and around eight thousand feet you pop your brand-new airbrakes to keep from overspeed. You level off around five-thousand, and check to make sure Sanya's still with you.

Then you look at the huge, starred crater in the armored glass of your windscreen.

"Sweet fuck," you say automatically.

"I've got one too," Ian says. "Skipped off mine. I tagged him back, though. Thanks for the shot."

You grunt. Most pilots jink upwards by instinct - the lift vector. Wings make planes go up, so pulling up makes for more of a dodge then shoving the stick forward - but jinking down puts bandits out front in the top-arc of Ian's turret, and Ian rarely, rarely misses.

Eying the crater in your armored glass, you're happy you decided to let Ian handle things instead of playing chicken with your cannons.

>>18518587
Pretty close to killing her, sure.

>>18518574
>implying that the 11 inchers of the Scharnhorst and Gneisenau aren't just as effective at shore bombardment

And THEIR gunners could actually hit shit.

>>18518589
Forsaw those "extra witch" introductions (Kathy, Waltrude, Princess, etc), was hoping for one of those "you know who should show up? The star of fucking Africa is who."

Pretty much wasn't going to happen once we didn't get her for the freighter mission.

>>18518556

>>18518587
I'mokwiththis.jpg

>>18518516
Hope the aliums land a bomb on the Air Ministry while Mallory's visiting.

Two birds, one stone.

>>18518626

Dammit you had to say it.

:/ PF loves pulling things out when all interest has waned. It's almost his calling card.

>>18518556

Yes but if there is multiple of us than planefag will at least out her as an option to troll all the other waifu-fags.

>>18518626
She's probably busy smacking the aliums up and down the North African coastline. Maybe the Italian one too.

>>18518648
>implying it's a bad thing
Besides, PF clearly has a thing for German girls, so it was probably inevitable anyway.

>>18518507
Fun fact: skirts are actually long shirts.

>>18518672

>>18518650
The best way to troll the Waifufags is for MC to have a girlfriend back home.

PLEASE PLANEFAG PLEASE

>>18518679
>>18518672
>>18518667
You mind not shitting up this thread with a dump?

>>18518648

I don't think we have to worry about that, PF kinda just introduced Waltrude. Oh well.

>>18518690
We had a fiance, but she left us for Jody

>>18518690
We had an ex back in Eastchurch, but it apparently didn't end well. We really just need to get some non-witch females involved. Hopefully they wouldn't be as crazy.

>>18518698
Shut the fuck up, faggot. It's pretty slow tonight anyway.

>>18518698
Que?

>>18518690

Actually, it was mentioned at some point that MC had a girlfriend.

It was also mentioned that she was a lying/cheating whore.

>>18518690

But we did.

Fucking whore was sleeping around and cheating on MC.

It partially explains why MC used to hightail it when a witch came hitting on him.

Poor guy be scared of getting hurt again.

>>18518690
Nope. I think in one of the older threads we'd kinda had one, but we split or something before we got transfered to the estrogen isle

>>18518690
Already happened, and we ditched her entirely. She lived near... wherever the fuck our original base was.

>have an ill timed remembrance that your sister is a witch

>witches wear no pants

>our sister will not be wearing pants

>>18518707
>Women
>Not crazy

HA

>>18518650
>>18518626
>>18518599
>>18518556
>>18518507
>implying Aurora isn't sexiest witch

>>18518730
Like fuck she won't. It's completely unnecessary and stupid to boot.

>>18518730
She is our sister, she will at the very least wear shorts or a skirt, they don't have to be long but our sister will not be flashing the entire base. We will stand firm on this.

>>18518707
Damn. Would've paid money for "Didn't I tell you about her?"

>>18518730

>>18518746
All of my boners

>>18518730
She hasn't worn pants yet, and was already wearing less than most of the witches on base.

>>18518730
We're buying her a damn skirt.

>>18518730
We could compromise and get her some hotpants?

>>18518763
>stand firm

>>18518596

"Company, six-o-clock high!" Sean shouts, having spotted a Martian's silhouette against the moonlit sky.

"ORLY" you snort in almost one syllable, and you hit the switch for water-injection. The Double-Wasp radials grunt with surprise as water-injeciton kicks in, then thrum with violent delight. You flip the Widow on her wingtip.

"HEY SANYA, KEEP UP IF YOU CAN SWEET-CHEEKS!' you cry, and haul the widow into a tight, nasty left-hand spiral. You pop two degrees of flaps and dip the nose to exploit some old-fashioned gravity, and the Widow begins such a tight left-handed turn that you'd probably be dizzy, if you could see anything.

There's no witty repartee; for several seconds there's nothing but labored breathing as you all fight against the G-Force gorilla sitting on your chests. One eye on the altimeters, you steepen the bank and flip the Widow inverted.

"H-hey, Sean," you grunt."

"Can't see him," Sean pants back.

"No, Sean. Sean. *Seeeaaaan,*" you say gently, sweetly.

"... uh..."

"Stay away from my sister, you sick fuck," you snarl, and then you snap-roll.

>>18518730

>>18518785

>STAY AWAY

>>18518785
GRORIOUS DISPRAY

>>18518785
YES.

>>18518785

Aw yea...

>>18518785
About damn time we did that.

>>18518785

>>18518785
tee hee hee hee

>>18518785

>>18518785
NO RESPITE FROM TROLLING
NOT EVEN IF ALL THE HORDES FROM CYDONIA ARE BAYING FOR YOUR BLOOD

>>18518785
>inverted snap roll

>>18518785
Is this *really* the best time to be reprimanding our cheating manwhore of a squadmate?

>>18518785
AND THIS IS FOR LETTING A FUCKING MARTIAN GET ON OUR FUCKING TAIL BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY HAVING A BITCHFEST

>>18518785
Mfw

>>18518785
Oh fuck the hell yes.

>>18518844
Every time is the best time.

>>18518847
No, I will not join the Moon Nazis.

>>18518813
>>18518814
>>18518816
>>18518818
>>18518821
>>18518822
>>18518827
>>18518830
>>18518838
>>18518844
>>18518845
>>18518846
>>18518847
One of these is not like the others...

>>18518785
Not even martian invasion can protect you

>>18518785

>>18518871

>inverted snap roll
Planefag never disappoints.

>>18518785

>>18518871
Stop trying to fight it. Just lie back and enjoy the ride.

>>18518785
>stay away

MC is kinda starting to feel slightly obsessive about "Protecting" his sister

>>18518871
That feel when this is the first time this has ever been relevant in over three years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2R8a-dzYhk
For reference.

Der Retourkutscher kennt den Weg.

>>18518921

>MC is a siscon

I see nothing wrong with this. Do you?

>>18518969
other than incest being bad?

>>18518785

The snap-roll is, in essence, a horizontal spin. Spins are, in essence, an 'uncontrolled flight regime.' Which is the fancy way of saying you're rolling the plane through the air faster then it should, by rights, be physically capable of unless its out-of-control.

Which it is. *FUCK* the Japanese, let's see a Zero do THIS.

"YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" you scream madly as the Black Widow kicks maneuverability expectations square in the nuts. You shove the stick forward and apply opposite rudder to exit the roll - upside down. Hauling back on the stick, you dive, inverted, towards the sea-cliffs of Dover.

"AAAAAHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT-" Sean screams, but Ian grunts placidly, because he's facing forward, and can see where you're headed.

Sean notices, too. "AH FUCK WHAT!?"

"Just some cliffs."

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT-"

"Whoops," you say, and yank the stick back as you come within eight-hundred feet of slamming into the Dover sea cliffs.

"All... that... smash..." you say wonderingly, eying your airspeed indicator, and enter a barrel roll.

>>18518969
Have you met our sister?

>>18518921

People who say things like this have never had the experience of one of their friends hitting on their sister.

>>18518986
>and enter a barrel roll.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18518986

>>18518986

GLORIOUS

>>18518986
WE GETTIN SMASH NOW!

>>18518986
CAUSE WE'RE A PILOOOOOOOOT~

>>18518981
I believe the following may be relevant.

>>18518981
>>18518969
Putting it out there right now, only people who don't actually have little sisters want to be siscons. Your sister is more of a bro than anyone not related by blood can ever be. You do NOT turn bros into hos, it just ain't done.

I'm making a character based on the SWQ universe for a D&D campaign. Setting is kind of an interdimensional city where characters from all different universes can end up. Character is going to be a machine-affinity gnome (not MC) who was targeted by extremist witches who want to kill all male magic users. Not sure how I'm going to build it but the GM supports it.

>>18518986

>>18518986

>>18518969
We can hang out with Trude and talk about how much fun/trouble it is to care for a little sister.

>>18519062

lernu esperonton.

>>18519073
I think this is actually a good idea

>>18519073

>>18519052
It's mainly that it's Sean. He'll just dump her when he's done. No one does that to our Robin.

NO ONE

> Trying to fix sleep schedule
> Manage to fuck it up anyway and sleep through half the day
> Wake up
> HA HA TIME FOR WITCHES

And suddenly everything's better.

>>18519052
The only reason you wouldn't have sex with your bros is that you're not gay. They're just as horny as you are, and they're not bitchy all the time. Gay guys have it easy.

>>18518986

Barrel rolls are cool, and awesome, and not disorienting at all.

Unless you're facing backwards in a rolling plane flown by a psychopath in the dark with no reference points, besides the occasional treetop that's way too fucking close.

"EAT SHIIIIIIIIIIII-" Sean screams as you haul your Widow through the tightest barrel roll you've ever executed, freely burning your extra smash to yank angles-of-attack in the climbing parts of the loops even your new powerplants would never let you get away with. You keep it up for as long as your spare energy lasts, and finally settle out as the Widow begins to mush a little.

"You lost that Martian a mile back," Sanya informs you drolly.

"Kept up, eh?"

"No, I just stayed above you and kept an eye on you," Sanya says. "Then closed in before you lost yourself in the... ground..."

You don't like that tone of dawning realization in her voice.

You don't like that tone at-fucking-all.

>FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT
>SO UM FUNNY STORY...
>Other?

>>18519104
Glorious.

>>18519092
Where do you guys keep finding these SW doujins?

>>18519073
Doesn't sound very interesting.

You just want to make out with her more, don't you?

>>18519112
Gay guy here. No, no we fucking don't. It's like the second you come out as gay the bro code goes out the window and you expect to be treated like some perfect princess.

It's enough to turn a man straight, some days.

>>18519118
Wait, what? why is she suddenly not ok? What did we do to her?

>>18519118
>SO UM FUNNY STORY...

>>18519118
>>18519118
FUCK EXPOSITION!

ACQUIRE KILLS!

>>18519131
We had general threads for 3 years, you start building them up. I still need to find the Minna shitting herself one though.

>FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT
If only to call someone a faggot

>>18519133
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>18519147
SHE KNOWS

>oh, ummm funny story ha ha...

>>18519147
we did exactly this WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY the fuck back in thread one.

where we bounced her

>>18519147

She may have come to the realization that some other witches have had recently.

About the event which started it all. The ur-bounce.

>>18519134
Oh. Well at least I can stop being envious then.

>>18519118
>FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT

She woulda found out eventually.

>>18519118
So, um funny story.

Might as well clear the air, since she was the one to pull us out of our funk, apologize and what-naught.

>>18519155

upload dump? Please?

Tell her you'll talk to her over a cup of hot chocolate once we get back to base.

Theres a fight on.

>>18519118
So um funny story, I was an idiot a long while back, why don't we talk about me being a dumbfuck when we're not in hostile air.

Also when the witches get off their Island and sortieing is soon to happen we should get back to the killing of Martians.

Oh...oh shit.


>SO UM FUNNY STORY!

>SO UM FUNNY STORY...

>>18519118
[x] Storytime

snyahs cool.

come clean and swear her to secrecy.

>>18519118
Well it's about time she found out. We've been bouncing them since before they knew us. Good to see some things don't change.

>>18519118
>SO HEY SANYA DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIGHTIN' GNOMES OF THE SKY AND THEIR FANTASTIC ADVENTURES

>>18519118
I may be dumb, but what's she realizing?

[x]FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE

Deflecting might as well be confessing. We can play it off as an urgent need to regroup.

>>18519169
You know the "Flaming faggot" and "Drama queen" cliches? Yeah. They live on for a reason.

>>18519118

I seem to be missing something here.

Would someone please enlighten a slow anon?

Storytime when we get back to base
We got martians to purge.

>>18519213

In the first thread, we lost her in the weeds trying to avoid well deserved retribution for bouncing a transport out of boredom.

>>18519194
Do you have the diagram image with Marseille and Raisa ?

>>18519203
She's realizing that we were the one that bounced her back when it all started.

>>18519213
We pulled this trick when we bounced her way back in thread the first.

They were not..... amused by our stunt then

>SO UM FUNNY STORY...

This. Or, y'know, we could just be honest and earnest and apologize, but I somehow doubt that's going to happen.

>>18519118
>Wait, did you witches seriously not realize it was us? I thought it was fucking obvious by now.

>>18519213
>>18519203

sanyah was our very first BOUNE way back in thread 0. so far we hadnt been caught.

>>18519203
>>18519213
Way back in thread 1. We bounced Sanya and got away by flying superlow.
GUESS WHAT WE JUST DID TO MARTIUMS?

>>18519118
Remember way back when we had that wonderful allusion to how a burning fuel tank pertains to our airspeed?

LAST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT

>>18519213
She just realized, that we bounced the transport and got away from her in the first thread.

>>18519213
Back in the first thread we bounced her, before we even came to witch island, we were on a night flight and we came screaming in from above her, shocked her half to death then snuck away, returned to base and altered flight logs so we were never there.

>>18519231
Why would we apologize. It was funny.

>>18519233
This.

>>18519186
my vote