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  • File: 1332459551.jpg-(359 KB, 3000x2000, FOOLISH PILOT.jpg)
    359 KB STRIKE WITCHES: WAR EMERGENCY TSUN planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)19:39 No.18421142  
    You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're currently being kissed very aggressively by your commanding officer.

    Who's a hot chick by the way. NO HOMO.

    After what seems like an eternity in her very, very very firm embrace, she reluctantly removes her mouth from yours with a loud POP. Minna's breathing is heavy and her eyes are closed.

    You swallow.

    Minna shoves you away abruptly, sending you stumbling into the wall. She gives you a feral look, stepping sideways like a wolf circling a challenger. Her sweat-soaked hair hangs in front of her face fetchingly, and she's panting for breath with her mouth open.

    "You- not- not a word," she breathes, straightening her back and closing her mouth, shifting from huntress to officer in two seconds flat. She brushes her long red hair out of her face. "Not- not to anybody. Or I'll *slay* you. Understand?" She shoots a dark look at Chuck, who recoils against the wall.

    "And if you say word one to that- SISTER of yours-" Minna suddenly bites her lip and spins haughtily on her heel, ready to make a grand exit.

    >Retreat and re-group!
    >Brain Has Suffered An Error And Must Reboot
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >Other?
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)19:39 No.18421150
    'SUP
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:40 No.18421158
    >>18421142
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)19:40 No.18421161
    fuckin fapelf typing slow
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:40 No.18421165
    "Happy birthday"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:41 No.18421177
    >Other?
    "Happy birthday, boss."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:41 No.18421182
    >>18421142
    >Brain Has Suffered An Error And Must Reboot
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)19:41 No.18421187
    So obviously we need to tell everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:41 No.18421189
    >>18421142
    "Happy Birthday"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:41 No.18421192
    >>18421142

    Oh hell no

    You don't just walk away from that.

    We go full S.L. Jackson on this shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:42 No.18421195
    >>18421142

    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE

    Ohhhhh no you don't! You and me are going to have ourselves a chat about this!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:42 No.18421199
    >Brain Has Suffered An Error And Must Reboot
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)19:42 No.18421201
    GRORIOUS DISPRAY!
    Also,
    Let's mix
    >Brain Has Suffered An Error And Must Reboot
    and
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE

    To see what happens.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)19:42 No.18421205
    >>18421142
    COUNTERTROLL!
    Grab her and kiss her back. I don't see how this could go wrong
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:43 No.18421214
    >HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    >PANTS WERE MY GIFT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:43 No.18421216
    >>18421142
    We do what has been done to us

    Pants her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:43 No.18421217
    >>18421142
    >>I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:44 No.18421223
    >>18421142
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE

    No more games.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:44 No.18421225
    Either
    >Brain Has Suffered An Error And Must Reboot
    or
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    would be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:44 No.18421226
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    I GOT YOU ROUND TWO

    And then your turn to rule the macking.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)19:44 No.18421228
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    >>18421177
    >>18421165
    Ah yes, the birthday
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)19:44 No.18421231
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    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:45 No.18421237
    >>18421142
    I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE

    We confront and deal with this. I'm tired of her emotions towards us bouncing up and down like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:45 No.18421244
    How do you say "Happy Birthday" in German?

    Ah, what the shit, mangle it horribly.

    GUTEN BIRVTAG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:45 No.18421246
    I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND READ ALL THIS SWQ

    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:45 No.18421249
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    >>18421231
    >that image
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:46 No.18421254
    >>18421246
    >Just finish three days of almost continuous writing
    >No idea what to do with myself
    >Oh hey SWQ

    I am that feel made flesh, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:46 No.18421255
    I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE

    >> honedwit leaves
    Our honed wit had better not leave us now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:47 No.18421261
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18421142

    >IT BEGINS

    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:47 No.18421264
    OK, so I assume we are a girl and so is 'Chuck', which I'll assume is Charlotte, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:47 No.18421265
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    >>18421231
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:47 No.18421268
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:47 No.18421270
    >>18421142
    Hooooooooooooooooooold up a fucking second.

    When did Minna meet Robin?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:47 No.18421274
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    >>18421142
    "Happy birthday."

    Then, THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUNDERE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE!

    Time for us and Minna to work our shit out like adults. Or, well, at least like horny teenagers rather than preschoolers who still believe in cooties.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421276
    >>18421264
    wut
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421278
    >>18421270

    I think she was still looking a Chuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421279
    >>18421270
    I think she was referring to Shirley. I can only imagine what Shirley would do with this info.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421284
    >>18421274
    Well, okay, let me rephrase that. We've had it with the tsun. We wouldn't mind a bit more dere.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421285
    >>18421264

    EVERYBODY STAND BACK I'VE GOT THIS ONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421286
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>18421270

    She probably was referring to shirley.

    Both pilots have sisters on base.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421287
    >>18421264
    You got some reading to do.
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19602430/Strike_Witches_-tg-_quest.txt
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:48 No.18421290
    >>18421270
    Wasn't she saying that to Chuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421295
    >>18421264
    NO

    Get to reading:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike%20witches
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421298
    >>18421285
    FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421301
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    >>18421285
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421302
    >>18421270
    >>18421286
    Oh, right.

    ...so Minna doesn't know Robin is in base.

    ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I AM PONDERING
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421303
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    Daily doses
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?b8nbjrbm7d8zr8u
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?6jg8g2axnu9mu2k
    All NSFW sw pron
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
    Witches in afrika
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421306
    >>18421285
    Someone hold me, I'm scared!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:49 No.18421307
    >>18421270
    She might be talking about Shirley. Who would definitely abuse this knowledge for her own gain or entertainment.

    in b4 THE EYE OF SAKAMOTO SEES ALL
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:50 No.18421315
    >>18421302
    I'm hoping we'll pass this chance for character development and tell our sister in hopes she'll troll with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:50 No.18421316
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    >>18421285
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:50 No.18421318
    >>18421285
    Oh no.
    No you don't!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:50 No.18421322
    >>18421307
    <Sakamoto> ...and you didn't fuck then and there. You. DENSE. Motherfuckers.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)19:51 No.18421328
    >>18421307

    There is no inb4, it already happened, so Sakamoto already saw it. We already know this his how she operates.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:51 No.18421332
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18421302

    Getting lil sister involved?

    The implication is that she'll engineering both of us hooking up. At our expense.

    In other words, yes please.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:51 No.18421339
    >AND I THOUGHT THE PANTS WERE A GOOD ENOUGH BIRTHDAY GIFT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:51 No.18421340
    >>18421142
    Happy Birthday.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:51 No.18421342
    >Brain Has Suffered An Error And Must Reboot
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421347
    >>18421302
    I think so, Brain, but how am I supposed to frog blast the vent core when we're not fighting Neuroi?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421352
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    >>18421264

    So let me summarize.

    1. YOU ARE A MAN.
    2. Chuck is Chuck Yeager. Charlotte is his sister.
    3. You fly a fighter plane and kick ass.

    This is not what you expect.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421356
    I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421358
    SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCK TSUN.

    Grab her, spin her around, kiss 2.0
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421362
    >>18421322
    >>18421328
    I'm just imagining Sakamoto bursting out of a suit of armor, pieces flying every whichway as she runs us down, katana out, roaring "WHY HAVEN'T YOU FUCKED YEEEEET?!"
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421363
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    ONLY ONE OPTION PLANEFAG, WE GOTTA GO AFTER THE BEST WITCH
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:52 No.18421365
    >>18421352
    I feel reverse double untrolled.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:53 No.18421373
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    >>18421365
    You what now?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)19:53 No.18421381
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    >>18421352
    1. YOU ARE A MAN.

    I don't believe you
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:54 No.18421393
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    rolled 47 = 47

    >>18421352

    Was expecting... something more.

    More explosions and destruction of /tg/ for that matter.

    >slightly disappoint
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:54 No.18421396
    >>18421358
    I voted for reboot, but actually, I could go for this response.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:54 No.18421398
    >>18421362
    She's afucking peeping tom. Now it all makes sense.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)19:54 No.18421401
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    >>18421365

    You have to understand. This quest is like... like a piece of toast running down the street with a little girl in its mouth. It does its own trolling. No need to get excessive.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:55 No.18421408
    >>18421373
    You heard me.

    Also
    >Happy Birthday To You~
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:55 No.18421409
    >>18421352
    >You are a man
    Not what I expect indeed. My apologies, I'll now proceed to leave in shame.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:55 No.18421411
    >>18421365
    That sounds double plus ungood.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:55 No.18421413
    >Other?
    "Happy birthday, boss."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:56 No.18421416
    >>18421401

    I had to read that one twice... Good show.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:56 No.18421418
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18421401

    >Piece of toast with a little girl in the mouth
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:56 No.18421423
    >>18421401
    for some reason I want to see a picture of this....
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)19:56 No.18421425
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    >>18421401
    You just blew my mind, sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:56 No.18421426
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    >>18421401
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:56 No.18421427
    Planefag, I've been waiting for half an hour for this. Each time I refreshed my heart pumped a little faster. When I finally saw it I jumped in my chair and smiled.

    You are a wonderful person and this quest is wonderful.

    Now: SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCK TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE!

    Go get her and break down the walls of tsun to get to that delicious core of dere.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)19:58 No.18421449
    >>18421427
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I believe Minna is a tootsie pop.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:58 No.18421454
    >>18421244
    Alles Gute is a general Birthday thing, though it literally means " "Good Wishes"

    In other news, Minna is not getting away without more makeout time or discussion so

    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:58 No.18421457
    "Happy birthday."

    That should throw her off her tracks.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:58 No.18421462
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    >>18421427
    delicious, delicious dere
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:59 No.18421466
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    >>18421427
    Bitch needs a breather.
    Bind her, slap her, hold her, kiss her.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)19:59 No.18421471
    >>18421449
    A tootsie pop that can rip us in half, mind you.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)19:59 No.18421473
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    >>18421425
    Wear a bucket, will keep your mind from getting all over the carpet
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:59 No.18421474
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE

    Also, pass notes to Yagertits. Why didn't say anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:00 No.18421489
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18421474

    That's chuck with us, not shirley.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:01 No.18421491
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    >>18421449

    Let's find out!

    1, 2, 3, *crunch*
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:01 No.18421495
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    >>18421244
    Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Frau Kommandantin!
    Wir haben uns erlaubt, Ihnen diesen Kuchen zu backen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:01 No.18421500
    [x] "Happy birthday, boss."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:02 No.18421502
    >>18421491
    And that crunch is our spine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:02 No.18421504
    >>18421489
    Pass notes later, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:02 No.18421508
    >>18421491
    ib4 the *crunch* is the MC's head.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421518
    >>18421500
    Seconding
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421520
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>18421504

    Whatever for? Why are we giving them ammunition?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421522
    >>18421508
    >>18421502
    And the moral of the story is, never perform cunnilingus on a witch without a helmet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421527
    >>18421504
    It's already been said the the gossip at this base is practically telepathic. We won't need to.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421529
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    >>18421401
    This picture expresses my level of what
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421530
    >>18421401
    >toast
    >not a toaster

    Son...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421532
    Grab her, kiss her with FULL WEP, then whisper "Happy Birthday".
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:03 No.18421533
    >>18421508
    Totally worth it.

    After all, we have the Machine Affinity, and the body is really just a very complex, wet machine...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:04 No.18421543
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    we need to learn CQC
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:05 No.18421560
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>18421529

    >That quote

    Where the hell is this?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:05 No.18421561
    Happy birthday counter-tsun
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:05 No.18421568
    SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING Island, which just so happens to house PLANES.

    Can we not simply consider every Tsun woman as Lu Bu from now on?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:05 No.18421569
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    >>18421533
    And a lot wetter once we're done with it!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:05 No.18421571
    >>18421543
    after all the shit that went on YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:06 No.18421572
    >>18421561
    Dere is the hard counter to tsun. Remember this, it's important.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:06 No.18421577
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    >>18421569
    BAD RANCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:06 No.18421580
    >Grab her
    >"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
    >KISSU
    Counter bounce that bitch
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:07 No.18421591
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    this translation is terrible
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:09 No.18421610
    >>18421560
    Quote from one of Australia's oldest vets
    http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/proud-veteran-marching-towards-a-century/story-e6frea6u-1226042438325
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:09 No.18421612
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    >>18421560

    To understand what this guy was going through, you must first understand what this commander was commanding.

    Pic related, it's what this commander was commanding.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:09 No.18421616
    Surprise kiss is perfect counterbounce.

    Kiss and run. But don't tell. We're building trust here people.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:09 No.18421622
    I believe that before we were rudely interrupted by Minna, we were looking for Robin.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)20:09 No.18421623
    >>18421612
    Oh.... a Lee/Grant. That poor bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:11 No.18421632
    >>18421612
    Grants were such shit.

    The Lee was pretty bad, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:11 No.18421633
    >>18421616
    Yes, a gentleman never kisses and tells. And in this case, neither shall we.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:12 No.18421636
    >>18421616
    >I AM AND SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TSUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:12 No.18421639
    >>18421612
    It looks like the retarded lovechild of a WWI Whippit and a self propelled gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:12 No.18421643
    >>18421612
    Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:12 No.18421646
    >>18421616
    We should use this opportunity to talk to her. But yeah, no bragging about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:13 No.18421650
    And then we have sex with trude, we'll say it was perfect cover
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)20:13 No.18421657
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    As you watch Minna's excellent ass retreat down the hallway, the fragile little thing you call "patience" finally gives way with a brittle little "snap."

    "HEY!" you roar down the hallway. "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?"

    Minna just straightens her shoulders and walks a little faster. You sprint down the hallway after her, reflective yellow safety belt trailing from one hand.

    "Oh no you don't!" you snarl. "You can't just- just-"

    "I can and I will," Minna says tightly, and keeps on walking.

    "NO!" you shout, running in front of her and turning to block the hallway. "God dammit, you're not the only one with issues, sweetheart! I didn't HAVE any until- until you- you- YOU!" you shout, jabbing Minna in the chest with your finger. "YOU!"

    Minna's expression softens, and you see her lips begin to tremble.

    "One minute I'm Bounce King and then ALAKAZAM, you're there and it- it all goes- uh- god dammit..."

    Minna starts as if you'd thrown cold water in her face.

    "What... did you just say?"

    You cross your arms in a huff and look at the ceiling. "I- don't- not saying it twice." You feel yourself starting to blush like a fucking Catholic schoolgirl and try to think boring, nonsexy thoughts.

    "Alakazam..." Minna says searchingly - and then a hard light comes into her eyes.

    "YOU."

    >ABORT?
    >RETRY?
    >FAIL?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:13 No.18421662
    >>18421657
    FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421665
    >>18421657
    >RETRY?
    We will get this right. Eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421667
    >>18421646
    That's a given man, but the fact of the matter is we can't let her get away with out at least talking about what just happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421670
    >>18421657
    Just a long, long string of profanity.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421671
    >>18421657
    SQUAD BROKEN

    ABORT! ABORT!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421673
    >>18421657
    Retry.

    A man doesn't back down. He gets back up and tries again.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421676
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    >>18421657
    I'M CASTING MY LOVE SPELL ON YOU~
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:14 No.18421678
    >>18421657
    >RETRY
    Once more upon the Witch, my friends, once more!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:15 No.18421680
    >>18421657
    [x] Retry.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:15 No.18421683
    >>18421657
    FAIL!
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:15 No.18421684
    >>18421657

    Retry. No point in coming this far and half assing it.

    Also, if we abort now, she'll probably be pissed.

    >eaballa frying

    Oh, I hope she's not *that* pissed, captcha.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:15 No.18421685
    10 AGRESS
    20 BOUNCE
    30 WIN
    End of programm
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:15 No.18421686
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18421657

    RETRY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:15 No.18421690
    >>18421657

    retry
    retry
    retry
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421691
    >>18421657

    Retry...

    We've already hit fail.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421692
    >>18421657

    REBOOT COMPUTER
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421694
    Also, remind me. Did we yell 'alakazam' when we were bouncing witches before joining the 501st?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421695
    >>18421657
    RETRY

    WE DON'T BACK DOWN
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421700
    >>18421657
    RETRY [Y/N]?
    Y
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421701
    >>18421657

    Retry. We just stumbled upon some sort of sparkly curse word. We've got her attention now, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421702
    >>18421657
    RETRY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421704
    >we shouted Alakazam when we bounced the witches in the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421710
    >>18421694
    Yes~
    >Nosing over, you put your massive P-61 into a steep power dive, screaming out of the heavens like a black brick of fury and thunder. Aiming a little behind the Junkers, you haul back on the stick, coming level six hundred yards behind them with almost 550 MPH on the speedometer.

    >You eat up the distance nigh instantly, thundering underneath the Junkers while bellowing into your radio.

    >"ALAKAZAM, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

    >Sean's breathless, helpless laughter from the rear radar gondola lets you know you've had the desired effect. "Oh shit... oh shit they're flopping around like a beached salmon, oh god..."

    >You dip into the clouds for cover until you get some distance. Several seconds later, a strong female voice kicks in your eardrums.

    >"PILOT! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:16 No.18421711
    >>18421657
    >Retry

    "Oh, don't you try and change the subject! I did *NOT* just come to an admission of my own fucking feelings for you to dodge the issue!"

    Just an FYI, that's what we said when we bounced their Ju-52.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421715
    >>18421704
    >>18421694
    WELP.

    ...how the fuck did she not piece together that it was us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421717
    >>18421657
    Retry, we will have a mature and adult conversation with her and make this work or die trying. We may have 1000 tangents involving legs, sex and occasionally fighter planes but we will make ourselves understood.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421723
    >>18421710
    >>18421710
    >>18421710
    >>18421710
    >>18421710
    WE'RE FUCKED

    FAP ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421726
    >>18421685
    I think you mean
    10 BOUNCE
    20 GOTO 10
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421730
    >>18421694
    We most certainly did. But I thought the witches knew it was us almost as soon as we landed on the island.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421732
    >>18421670
    BADGERFUCKING CUNT SWAYING DICKLESS ASS HUFFING RED HAIRED SHIT FOR BRAINS AND BRAIN FOR SHIT LONG-LEGGED BARBIE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421734
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18421704

    Oh damn.

    Bout time for us to start running.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:17 No.18421735
    >>18421710
    >>18421704
    >>18421711

    Well, I missed that. Shit.

    QUICK, USE ENEMY TACTICS. KISS HER AND RUN AWAY.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:18 No.18421741
    Kiss her, sick of tsun, REBOOT

    in that order
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421751
    >>18421710
    They figured it was us, tell her not to change the subject we are approached emotional maturity concerning out relationship and we'll deal with that word later.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421752
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    rolled 54 = 54

    /r/ change vote to KISS AND RUNNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421754
    Fuck the cat is out of the bag abort!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkjNbdIMqIU&feature=related
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421756
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    >>18421657
    We aren't getting out of this with our limbs intact, are we?
    >Retry
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421757
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    >>18421657
    Oh no...

    ABORT ABORT ABORT
    RUN LIKE A HELLCOW!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421758
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    >>18421657
    >>18421657
    >>18421657
    >>18421657
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

    Maybe if we think about our upgrade, we might pull out of this (Nope,we are still fucked)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421759
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    >>18421657
    ..."my god, you're even hotter when you're angry."

    Hope that her heaving bosom can distract us from the imminent pain train.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421764
    >>18421730
    Sakamoto pieced it together but she's Sakamoto. She obviously kept her mouth shut because she respects MC's cast-iron balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421765
    >>18421735
    >>18421734
    Screw that, I say we start bragging about it. Give no fucks, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:19 No.18421769
    >>18421657
    RETRY

    RETRY

    RETRY
    >> Starshadow 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421773
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    EEEP. Retry time.

    Try saying "Hocus Pocus". Pass off the whole Alakhazam thing as magician speak.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421775
    ...How did she NOT already know? Seriously?
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421777
    >>18421723

    Well, we were gonna get outed sooner or later. I'm just surprised it took Minna this long to figure it out. Sakamoto seemed to have it figured out by the second or third day.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421780
    >>18421758
    Still needs moar A-10 and moar GAU-8, Panzer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421785
    >>18421657
    Maybe if we let her beat us up she won't tell Sakamoto?

    That's what I'm banking on.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421786
    >>18421773

    Not gonna happen... She reads minds right?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421788
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    >>18421657
    Retry and hope to weather the storm.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:20 No.18421790
    >>18421765

    Except that the MC does give a fuck. Namely, he's pretty terrified of Minna. Nothing she has ever done has made us less terrified. It has only added to the terrorlust.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:21 No.18421794
    >>18421657
    We shove our tongue in her wordhole, that will stop her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:21 No.18421796
    >>18421657
    "Um... Er... I think you're the last one to figure that out....MEP MEP!" RUNN!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:21 No.18421798
    >>18421786
    No, she can detect strong emotions. She could tell if were were really angry, about to cry, etc.

    Nothing like reading minds.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:21 No.18421804
    >>18421710
    what thread is that from?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:21 No.18421809
    >>18421804
    Thread 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:22 No.18421815
    >>18421798

    >Reading emotions
    >Like "Oh shit, She just put 2 and 2 together."

    Yea... We're dull enough we may as well have a window in our forehead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:22 No.18421817
    >>18421657
    LET'S DO THIS
    GIVE EVERY SINGLE FUCK IN THE UNIVERSE
    BUT DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:22 No.18421820
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    >>18421804
    >SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:22 No.18421825
    >>18421711
    Basically This.
    We have more important things to discuss right now Minna.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:22 No.18421826
    >>18421804

    Very first one.

    I think planefag keeps a list of stuff he wants to bring back to fuck us with.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:22 No.18421829
    >>18421804
    The very fist thread. It's not on SUPTG.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:23 No.18421831
    "You didn't know? Really? You must have been the only one.?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:23 No.18421844
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18421829

    It is.

    Search Strike_witches tag instead of Strike_witches_quest
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)20:23 No.18421845
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    >>18421804
    I seriously hope you did not just ask that, thats from thread ONE
    >Implying planefag's first thread was archived on fools
    >implying I'm not going to link it because people in this thread are smalltime
    >http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:24 No.18421848
    >>18421826
    ...fuck we might as well not ever go to france then
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:24 No.18421849
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    >>18421657
    >DELETE SYSTEM32
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:24 No.18421860
    >>18421844
    Nope, it's not.
    See:
    >>18421845
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:24 No.18421865
    >>18421844


    The very first thread was not archived. It's only on foolz.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:25 No.18421868
    I read the first thread a few times, forgot all about ALAKAZAM.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:25 No.18421871
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    It's obvious, gentlemen. We must abandon these crazy bitches and save Ian from Perrine.

    By taking her for ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:25 No.18421876
    To hell with running, we've been using that qas our go to method of dealing with shit until now and it hasn't worked out to our expectations, (read at all). We will retry and angrish our way through this if neccessary but there is too much flak up in the air now all we can do is clear the air.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:26 No.18421881
    >>18421871

    >implying perrine isn't also a crazy bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:26 No.18421884
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    >>18421871
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:26 No.18421887
    >>18421831
    >"You didn't know? Really? You must have been the only one.?

    Now THAT is a very good one. And funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:26 No.18421895
    RETRY RETRY RETRY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:27 No.18421896
    rolled 89 = 89

    This is gonna end with her running us down and dragging us screaming and kicking back to her room.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:27 No.18421899
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    >>18421871
    No. We wouldn't touch that bitch with a 50 foot pole.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:27 No.18421902
    >>18421657
    Oh hey SWQ sweet... lets see whats up....
    >"Alakazam..." Minna says searchingly - and then a hard light comes into her eyes.
    We gone done fucked up didn't we?

    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    We can't be that far from the ground!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:28 No.18421915
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    >>18421881
    She just wants somebody to love~
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)20:28 No.18421919
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    >>18421884
    >go to post that image
    >DUPLICATE ENTRY
    mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:28 No.18421920
    >>18421887
    I like it.

    We bow and beg for our lives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:29 No.18421922
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    Haters. Perrine is lovely.

    >>18421915
    >Duplicate file detected

    Bueno
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)20:29 No.18421923
    >>18421915
    She's got Ian. Somewhat unwillingly on his part, but still...
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:29 No.18421925
    >>18421915

    She wants someone to CRAZY LOVE you mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:29 No.18421929
    >>18421831
    Might as well second this.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:29 No.18421930
    >>18421915
    And that person is Ian, who wishes it wasn't him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:29 No.18421933
    >>18421915
    Her object of affection is Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:30 No.18421939
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:30 No.18421942
    Time to Stand our Ground boys, The last thing we want to do is ruin her birthday after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:30 No.18421943
    We still have ammo to use on Ian if it ever comes up.

    When we thought we we're going to die he DID shout Perrines name.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:31 No.18421947
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:31 No.18421949
    >>18421943
    wait, when?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:31 No.18421950
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    >Perrine
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:31 No.18421951
    >>18421922

    lovely =/= not crazy.

    All I'm sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:32 No.18421960
    You don't go after a bro's girl. That's a law. Or at least it should be.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:32 No.18421961
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    WE ARE PILOT.
    WE GIVE ZERO FUCKS.
    WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW IS GIVE ZERO FUCKS THAT SHE FOUND OUT.
    MAYBE ASK HER WHY IT TOOK THEM SO FUCKING LONG TO FIGURE OUT WHO DID IT WHEN MC WAS THE ONLY BLACK WIDOW PILOTS IN THE AREA AT THE TIME.

    ANYTHING ELSE IS SMALLTIME.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:32 No.18421964
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    >>18421947
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:33 No.18421981
    >>18421961
    YES!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:33 No.18421984
    >>18421964
    QUICK! GET THE NET!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:33 No.18421985
    >>18421943
    >mfw Ian's the biggest Tsundere on the island
    >mfw I have no face for this.

    Damnit I need to build up on my shit eating grin pics.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)20:34 No.18421990
    >>18421943
    >When we thought we we're going to die he DID shout Perrines name.
    >when we we're going to die
    >when we we're
    >we're
    YOU'RE AN APOSTROPHE, YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG THERE.

    Don't make this mistake again
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:34 No.18421991
    >>18421943
    >When he thought we were going to die

    could you be more.....specific?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:34 No.18421992
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    >>18421984
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:34 No.18421993
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    >perrine's dream
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:34 No.18421995
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    >>18421990
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:34 No.18421999
    >>18421961
    Yep! Stay true to our character, JFK gene combined with Teddie Roosevelt.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:35 No.18422000
    >>18421961

    Listen to this guy. He talks sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:35 No.18422003
    >>18421990
    The speed of these threads can make people post entirely too quickly to proofread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:35 No.18422004
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    >>18421950
    >This thread
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)20:35 No.18422014
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    >>18421657

    Inches - millimeters - away from an actual breakthrough and now this shit?

    No. No. No, no, NO.

    "ME!" you roar, poking Minna in the chest. "ME! What's it to ya!?"

    "What's it-" Minna's hand blurs as she slaps you across the chops hard enough to make your head swim a little. "You've made my life a living HELL, you fucking bastard! Stirring the pot as we try to get some acceptance with regular forces - no, hell, KICKING the pot, you fucking Yankee cowboy!" She slaps you again, even harder this time, and through your daze you suspect she's using magic. "You land here, you turn everything upside-down, you set Barkhorn barking fucking mad, you get my girls worked up over men when they need to focus on fighting and *survival* and you spurn my authority at EVERY FUCKING TURN!" Minna's swelling with rage now, shaking you by your shirt lapels. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMMAND RESPECT WHEN YOU FLAUNT MY AUTHORITY AT EVERY TURN, YOU FUCKING ANIMAL?"

    "I-"

    "SHUT UP, FUCKER!' she screams and hurls you into the stone wall hard enough to make your back pop. "I've held together a unit full of girls and young women with more trauma then whole squadrons put together and I was doing fine until YOU came along! And now it's all going to shit! I hate you! I HATE YOU!"

    "I-"

    Minna's hand flies towards your face again, but this time you block it - and automatically counterattack with a right cross.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:36 No.18422023
    >>18422014
    WELP
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:36 No.18422024
    >>18422014
    we fucked up
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)20:36 No.18422026
    >>18422003
    You can't take the 1 second it'd take to look over for obvious errors?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:36 No.18422027
    >>18422014
    Yes, yes, I can work with this.
    This had best end in more makeouts.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:37 No.18422036
    >>18422014
    >CROSS COUNTER
    YES.
    >HATEFIGHTSEX
    DOUBLE YES.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)20:37 No.18422038
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    You know, maybe going with somebody who isn't crazy... no... wait... Planefaggu would find a way.
    I just know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:37 No.18422044
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    >>18422014
    Well shit
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:37 No.18422047
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    >>18422014
    If this isn't love, I don't know what is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:37 No.18422050
    >>18422000
    >>18421999
    >>18421961
    >>18421981

    Holy fuck the samefagging.

    Protip: If you just link to your post and say "YES!" it's obvious what you're doing.

    That said: ABORT! If we run fast enough we might get her to do a tackle-jump, which means more delicious close quarters combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:37 No.18422052
    >>18422014
    >Flaunt
    I believe the word you're looking for here is 'defy'
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422058
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    >>18422014
    ENGAGE BRIGHT SLAP

    LEAVE NOBODY'S SHIT UNSLAPPED

    MORTAL KOMBAT
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422062
    >>18422014

    >and automatically counterattack with a right cross.

    Whoops. DAMN YOU MUSCLE MEMORY.

    Uhh, did we knock her over? If we did do a quick check to make sure nobody just saw us deck our CO, then help her up off the floor.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422063
    >>18422014
    "THE PROPER TERM IS IGNORE, COMMANDER!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422066
    >>18422038
    But...we're also crazy.

    MC and a sane person would never work.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422069
    >>18422014
    We return with >>18421961
    Really it shouldn't have taken her that long to figure it out.
    Hell im surprised Luke didn't tell her just to spite us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422070
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    >>18422047
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422072
    >>18422038
    Hey, we're not taking Yoshika's girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422074
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    >>18422014
    IT BEGINS
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:38 No.18422077
    >>18421992
    OH JESUS SHE SPOTTED US! NO NO NO NOT MY BALLS OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)20:39 No.18422079
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    >>18422014
    IT ON NOW!

    She's probably going to kick our ass...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:39 No.18422086
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>18422014

    ...Hmmm....

    Actually looks like a good setup for that 'obey orders properly for 2hrs coupon'
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:40 No.18422095
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    >>18422014
    This is sure to end well.

    And I just realized that Chuck is still there.

    >hfw
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:40 No.18422096
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    >>18422014
    IS IT TIME TO SHARE OUR FEELINGS? CAUSE I THINK IT'S TIME TO SHARE OUR FEELINGS.

    LET'S TELL HER HOW WE FEEEEEEEEL. AND WE FEEL "FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUUU."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:40 No.18422097
    >minna
    inb4 drama
    inb4 rage
    inb4 gradally letting go of the past
    inb4 getting over martyr complex
    inb4 seriousing up
    inb4battiling politicos and aliens together
    inb4 commited relationship
    inb4 D-day
    inb4 deepening emotional bonds
    inb4 unbelievably cheesy and over the top proposal in Paris
    inb4 planefag sees the waifufags at their very happiest, and reaches out to smite them down
    inb4 kurt turns up alive, having spent years as a partisan behind martian lines
    inb4 "the thought of you in the air above is the only thing that kept me clutching my rifle."
    inb4 OH DOOM OH DESPAIS OH WOE
    inb4 the entire planet knows about this because THREE HEROES- LOVE TRIANGLE will *really* sell those papers
    inb4 we handle this with just as much grace subtly and aplomb as Yeager.
    haha, just kidding.
    inb4 Full Pilot
    inb4 minna shatters like a cheap piece of german glassware
    inb4 bad end
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:40 No.18422099
    >>18422014
    Time to man the fuck up.

    "If you can't survive me, how can you survive against the aliens?"
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:40 No.18422101
    >>18422063
    >>18422052

    Flout, actually, is the word he's looking for. They're very similar.

    We'll pass it off as Minna not knowing how to English. Or the MC not knowing how to English.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:40 No.18422106
    >>18422014
    >a right cross.

    CROOOOOSSSSSS COUUUUNTER!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)20:41 No.18422108
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    >>18422014
    This is gonna be good!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:41 No.18422110
    I can not even imagine Chucks terror right now.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)20:41 No.18422119
    >>18422095
    Did we run down the hall around a corner or something? That plus he's probably long gone by now.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)20:42 No.18422128
    >>18422119
    Didn't we*
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:42 No.18422135
    >>18422014
    This is either going to end with us in the hospital or one hell of a hatefuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:43 No.18422142
    >>18422014
    >you get my girls worked up over men
    It's what usually happens when there are too many men in series with a lot of girls.
    By 'too many men' I mean 'more than zero'
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:43 No.18422145
    "Yeah, and you keep said trauma deeply sealed, ready to blow up any time like a keg of nitroglycerin? NEWSFLASH! For wound to heal you often need to open it and remove pus from the wound or IT WOULD FUCKING ROT! And that rot was quite a deep one or it wouldn't blow up that spectacularly!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:43 No.18422147
    >>18422014
    >"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMMAND RESPECT WHEN YOU FLAUNT MY AUTHORITY AT EVERY TURN, YOU FUCKING ANIMAL?"
    She did just mouth rape us...

    I say we drag her to a secluded room and discuss this issue. Like adults. Yes discuss. With no pants on.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:43 No.18422151
    >>18422050
    I only posted once. Methinks your samefag detector is malfunctioning.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:44 No.18422158
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    rolled 91 = 91

    >>18421943

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18194668/#18195723

    >"Perrine!" Ian interjects from his rooftop.

    I can't believe I didn't notice this back then.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:44 No.18422165
    >>18422014
    We got thrown onto an island full of witches, found out that we were magic, a secret that had been kept from us and the world, and can't get any respect despite risking our life to save you guys dozens of times, I blew up a fucking dreadnought and crashed a plane through the Edmund Fitzgerald saving fucking London and you are calling me a bad soldier, I save lives, treat the witches here well and you can't give me a fucking break.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:45 No.18422173
    >>18422145
    Fistfight. Kinda hard to deliver a dissertation. Keep it short and sweet.
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)20:45 No.18422175
    >>18422135
    Hatefuck in the hospital doing kinky things with casts?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:45 No.18422176
    >>18422097
    Didn't they find the body? Sakamoto said he was dead, not missing in action.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:45 No.18422180
    >>18422158
    >Context
    >"Yeah. Redheads; all drama, no play. Brunette had promise, but then accidentally all the aliums." You sigh and shake your head. "So that leaves blondes."
    >"Perrine!" Ian interjects from his rooftop.
    >Perrine is blonde

    he was pointing out that even the blondes are fucked up
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:46 No.18422184
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    >>18422158
    We need to tell Perrine. We really do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:46 No.18422190
    >>18422180

    But he was a bit quick to mention mmm?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:46 No.18422192
    >>18422158
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18194668/#18195723
    Did you even read that post?

    Context, motherfucker.
    Do you speak it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:46 No.18422193
    >>18422077
    >>18422079
    >>18422097
    >getting our asses beat by Minna, likely angry sex
    I for one am finding the idea of her beating us to submission a great idea. She re-establishes our dominance, and we get to relieve that fucking tension.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:46 No.18422194
    >>18422184
    >>18422180

    YEEEEEEES

    We must tell, her, but leave out the context.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:46 No.18422196
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    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18422180

    Does the context really matter?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:47 No.18422198
    >we beat the shit out of each other, fall to the ground sweaty and exhausted, and immediately get back to making out

    Hollywood tells me this is how relationships work.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:47 No.18422199
    >>18422180
    More context:


    All that happens is the crunch of hedges as some Martian tanks turn towards your position and start lumbering towards you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:47 No.18422201
    >>18422184
    While Ian is present, of course
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:47 No.18422215
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    >>18422175
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:48 No.18422217
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18422192

    Who cares? We need something to troll him with perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:48 No.18422222
    >>18422217
    Trolling him is fine, so long as you guys understand the context.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)20:48 No.18422224
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    >>18422014

    Your blow is true. Minna's head snaps to the side as you connect with her jaw, and the 18-year old girl drops like a sack of potatoes, as much out of surprise as pain.

    "You self-centered BITCH!" you rasp past your short, sharp gasps of anger. "You fucking self-centered arrogant self-aggrandizing whoreslut fuckwagon!" Taught anger trembles under your voice. "You think it's a fucking picnic for me, you fucking bitch? Lying in every letter home so my little sister doesn't catch on that I'm riding a seat bolted to a fuel tank at five hundred miles per fucking hour? That we lose half again as many crews to disorientation and bad landings as we do the enemy? And THEN we go out AND GET SHOT AT!" Minna tries to rise, but you direct a furious kick right at her chest, forcing her to dodge. "I've saved your life TWICE and all I ever asked for is a little god damned respect and- and you just- you can't - FUCK you! Happy Birthday, you crazy bitch!"

    Minna bursts into tears.

    You stand there like an idiot as she curls up into a ball on the floor, sobbing miserably - the real sobs, the huge, heaving ones that shake her entire slender frame.

    You stand there like an idiot until Chuck slips up behind you and guides you away, leaving Minna crying alone in the hallway.

    You wait, and take some deep breaths, and count to fifty, and you're still so fucking mad you could drown a box of puppies. And throw a magnesium flare in the box while you do it.

    >Let's talk this out with [X].
    >Let's report Minna for sexual and physical assault against a junior officer.
    >Let's do that thing we were trying to do earlier [Specify.]
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:48 No.18422228
    >>18422145
    Basically This. Suppression is not healing, Hell MC has had it probably as bad, probably worse than the girls. It would have blown up eventually as it has now in Minna and our case. And while we are insubordinate fucks I remember one of those asshole moves saving Minna's life. In any case if we get a word in edgewise we should remind her of the facts and that we both just need to sit the fuck down and talk.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:49 No.18422238
    >>18422224
    Whatever we do, don't fuck this up, Fap Angel.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:50 No.18422244
    >>18422224
    Not much of a RETRY. And that stinger...I hope at least MC has the good sense to regret that last line later.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:50 No.18422245
    >>18422224
    >>report Minna
    Cunt option of the year.
    Let's go find Robin and demand little sister make-the-war-shit-go-away time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:50 No.18422247
    >>18422224
    NOT AS PLANNED
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:50 No.18422249
    >>18422224
    Lets leave a makeup gift i her office.
    a gift card, redeemable by Minna only, that states that upon her cashing in the card, verbally or physically, we shall obey all orders given for 2 hours.

    Card only useable once
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:50 No.18422250
    >>18422224
    talk it out with Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422252
    >>18422224
    >Let's talk this out
    This is bad, guys. We need to talk this out or we're going to the stockade.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422253
    >>18422224
    >>Let's talk this out with Sakamoto.
    She knows the most about Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422255
    >>18422224

    this seems like a moment in life that calls for getting unbelievably drunk.

    hardcore throw-the-keys-out-the-window drunk.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422256
    >>18422224
    >Reporting being an option.

    Fuck you, Planefag. Even we're not that much of a bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422258
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    >>18422224

    ...DAMN

    We need to scourge up some apology/makeup thingie.

    Write that '2hrs orders coupon', go and find her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422260
    >>18422224
    Get the fuck back to her before she's hardened in her resolve to do whatever it is she's going to do
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422261
    >>18422224
    >>Let's report Minna for sexual and physical assault against a junior officer.

    Creepy stalker lady touched me inappropriately, sir. I have several dolls I can show you on.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422263
    >>18422224
    well its time for her section 8 or try to get her extended leave
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422265
    >>18422224
    Let's talk this out with Sakamoto.

    Either she helps us or she knocks some sense into one of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422266
    >>18422224
    >Minna bursts into tears.
    I read that as burst into treats.


    I really need to stop going to /r9k/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422267
    >>18422224
    We go get utterly goddamn blitzed. In other words, the manly equivalent of what Minna's doing right now.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:51 No.18422268
    >>18422224
    That went... horribly. We should probably apologize. Sincerely too. We can't afford having her be angry with us. We've got enough problems already.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422273
    Goddammit. We need to talk to Sakamoto IMMEDIATLY.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422274
    >>18422224

    find sakamoto, tell her that minna need her help

    then we go find Amelia Airheart and direct our hate for bringing our little sister to the martian invasion point/d-day staging area
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422277
    >>18422224
    When it comes to Minna, it doesn't matter how we vote, does it?

    CHOO-CHOO!

    >Let's talk this out with [X].

    X=Sakabroto (who will probably hit us for good measure, but can at least serve as a respected arbitrator), or Trude.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422278
    >>18422224

    >>Let's talk this out with [X].

    QUICK. SAKAMOTO. HELP ME. BITCHES BE CRAZY.

    >Let's report Minna for sexual and physical assault against a junior officer.

    RIIIIIIIIIGHT, like the court martial is going to discipline the *witch* commander of the base. That we knocked down and left crying on the floor. I'm on to you, planefag. Your quest for pathos is admirable, but its time we stopped fucking it up worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422279
    >>18422224
    We can't deal with this shit.
    ROBIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

    Or Sakamoto, who will probably end up kicking both our asses but setting us at least straight enough to fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422281
    >>18422224
    Let's talk this out with [X].
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)20:52 No.18422283
    >>18422244
    >I hope at least MC has the good sense to regret that last line later.

    WELL

    YOU DID VOTE FOR IT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422284
    [x] ANYTHING BUT TALKING TO SAKAMOTO OH GOD
    That has never ended well. ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422287
    >>18422224
    We should leave an apology note. She might not want to see us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422288
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18422224

    Really... She needs time off.

    Also its her birthday.

    Maybe we can sneak her offbase to town?

    Might be able to pull in sakamoto to help.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422290
    >>18422266
    TREATS? GO! LICK UP THE SWEET, TASTY TREATS!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422291
    >>18422224
    Not exactly as planned, really not as planned. Go back, apologize, hash this fucker out before it takes both of us out.

    Afterwards get some alcohol, get Sakabroto get drunks and make her our liaison between us and Minna.

    Don't report her for this, it needs to be sorted out in house.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422292
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    >>18422224
    This is going to turn out TERRIFIC.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422294
    >>18422283
    FUCK
    YOU
    FAP ANGEL
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:53 No.18422297
    >>18422258
    Yeah. We need to make it up to her for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422302
    >>18422288
    >Really... She needs time off.
    >
    >Also its her birthday.


    Somehow, I think we may have ruined that.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422303
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    I JUST ACCIDENTLY A MINNA

    WHAT WOULD CUPCAKESKI DO
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422306
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    Sakabroto time.
    Like... Seriously... We need finish the talk we were having before we got salami bounced.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422311
    >>18422244
    Regret? PILOT, MOTHERFUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422313
    >>18422224
    >Happy Birthday, you crazy bitch!
    Perfect. She had that coming. We should go to Robin and completely ignore the coming shitstorm.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422314
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    >>18422278

    You could always report it... to Patton.

    >Show me, on this doll, where the Wing Commander slapped you. Twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422315
    >>18422224
    Minna is kind of a bitch, but we did kinda just beat her.
    Something about that does not sit well with me.... not at all.
    And then we wished her a happy birthday. Jesus fuck.

    We go to the armory, get a combat knife.
    Why? Aliums. Fucking always need one when we CQC those squiddy faggots.

    Then: 1 or 2
    1. we talk this shit out with Robin, the only one we can trust on this damn island. Resulting ass kicking will be less than what we deserve. We will persevere.

    2. We talk this shit out with Mio. The only one on this island not confirmed for trying to rape us.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422316
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    >>18422224
    TIME TO GO AFTER THE TRUE WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422317
    >>18422273 here
    After WE FUCKING APOLOGIZE ON OUR KNEES.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)20:54 No.18422319
    >>18422277
    No! Nein! NYET! Not with Trude, are you mad? Are you trying to get MC murdered? Trude is currently emotionally unstable, has a thing for the MC and... then tell her about this?


    Anyways, I'd suggest either Sakamoto or possibly the little sister Robin as first suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422321
    >>18422288

    This.

    We need to let her be a girl just for awhile.

    Commanders don't get much rest at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422323
    >>18422224
    "Hey Sakamoto? Just an FYI, but I think I may have goaded Minna into trying to kill herself."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422328
    >>18422314
    ...Imagining Patton asking that is almost worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422329
    I can just imagine Sakamoto putting us and Minna in the same room, locking the door, and yelling JUST FUCK ALREADY as she storms off down the hall.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422330
    OH GOD FIND ROBIN DO SOME HAPPY SHIT
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422332
    >>18422311

    Wow, asshole much?

    Also, can't fly if we're in prison, which means we CEASE to be a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422333
    >>18422287
    Minna,

    You are a huge bitch. I hope you're sorry,

    MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422334
    >>18422224
    Talk to Sakamoto, then apologize to Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422338
    >>18422288
    This, maybe...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422339
    >>18422283
    >>18422283
    Actually, that was my first post in the thread.


    Anyway.

    I think talking it over with Sakamoto is a bad idea. We should go pry Robin off of Cupcakeski and get her off-base before the martians strafe it or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422340
    >>18422228
    IIRC, we're insubordinate fucks when we're not in combat. The only bit of combat-related insubordination was basically the equivalent of what Kirk pulled on Spock in Trek 2009.

    In other words, the extreme stress of our combat environment means that a) we serious the fuck up when we need to fight and b) that we need to unwind and play things fast and loose when we're on the ground or the stress buildup would turn us into the subject of one of the depressing episodes of MASH.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:55 No.18422342
    Welp, not as planned.

    >Never complaining about avoiding a subject again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:56 No.18422347
    >>18422314
    DO IT! GO, SLAP PATTON WITH A DOLL!
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)20:56 No.18422351
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    I mad.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422357
    #SWQ @rizon.net

    its where the quest lives, GET YOU SOME
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422361
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    >>18422224
    Fuck all this shit. Go check on our damn plane! See if Lynnette actually painted the plane and not teapots and kitties.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422363
    Talking to sakamoto is a bad idea.
    How the hell do we explain that we caused her friend to break down into tears?

    Go our plane and find something to do, anything.
    Just stay out of the way untill we calm down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422364
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    >>18422316
    I don't think that's a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422369
    If we need to blow off steam, we're still NEON SAMURAI. Plus Chuck has a locker full of the belts.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422370
    >>18422347
    he said 'on this doll' not 'with this doll.'
    A simple mistake, I know...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422371
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    >>18422351
    DEAL WITH IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:57 No.18422373
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    >>18422347
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422375
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    >want to go talk to Sakamoto.
    yeah that will end well
    >"hey so I just punched out Minna your best friend and left her crying in the halls and I want to talk about why I am mad about it."
    good idea guys
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422378
    >>18422288

    Find Sakamoto for help

    Rope her into just getting Minna away from the military, just for a day.

    We should be able to commandeer a transport plane or truck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422380
    crawl in a bottle
    dont come up for days.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422383
    >>18422283
    You call that "RETRY"?

    Good grief. I know you like tears, but at some point, it just starts to lose its believability.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422384
    >>18422288
    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We should consider this as her birthday gift, the 2 hours of complete obedience is more of an apology.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422387
    >>18422342
    >>18422351
    This is actually a good thing. She has a lot of pent up issues she needs to get out before she can get into a relationship.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)20:58 No.18422388
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    >>18422316
    That's not kathy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:59 No.18422395
    Sakamoto will kill us when she finds out that we punched out minna and left her crying. Stay the hell away from everything for a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:59 No.18422399
    I dunno, I think the happy birthday at the end was a nice last word. In spite of all the ANGER going on, we were trying to be nice. Really.

    [x] Talk it out with Sakamoto. She seems to be the wise woman of this place.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)20:59 No.18422401
    2 hour obedience card, work with Sakamoto to get minna some goddamned leave.

    hell get the whole squadron some leave
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422404
    We talk it out with Dr. Vat 69.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422407
    >>18422363

    We start at the part where she kissed us, then go on to the part where she walked away with us, move on to the bit where she yelled at us, and then the part where she slapped us.

    After all that, we mention we kinda sorta knocked her on her ass and yelled at her some back and then she broke down crying and we had to leave.

    All in how you tell the story.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422409
    Sakamoto talk would be more
    >So Minna kissed me then decked me then screamed at me so I decked her and screamed at her and I think both of us hate ourselves right now help.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422410
    >>18422224

    Lets talk this out...

    With Minna.

    But anon you say, Why would you immediately go back into the crucible?

    Simple... This is cyclic. Every time we piss off into a corner and come back to this point... This shit's gonna happen again and again.

    Unless we man up and go right back to the source and fix it right this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422414
    >>18422383
    >You call that "RETRY"?

    Just because you try something again, it doesn't mean you'll succeed.
    In this case, MC's best clearly wasn't good enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422417
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    >Chuck's Face
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422418
    >>18422361
    Oh yes, we need to check that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422420
    >>18422383

    Here's a tip.

    When both engines are on fire?

    Bail out.

    But as usual you fuckers manage to pull through anyway, so don't cry too hard, just yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422423
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    We've gotta get to Sakamoto. Even if it involves kicking our ass, she'll help us set shit straight and finally get rid of this stupid bullshit with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:00 No.18422424
    Find Sakamoto, send her after Minna. Correct our problems with large quantities of alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422427
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    >>18422375

    >sense
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422428
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    >>18422351
    I think we went overboard, but not fatally if Minna really likes us and we seriously make it up to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422431
    >>18422249
    I think that might be a good idea.

    Maybe put something like "don't get greedy now" before the "card only usable once" part, though. No snark at all would probably seem wrong coming from MC, and getting somebody to laugh with your combo apology/present is a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422435
    >>18422410
    This is such a good idea, we should do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422436
    >>18422288
    Yes.
    We tell Sakabroto what the fuck just happened and that were kidnapping the CO, so she'll have to regulate for a while.

    Im serious about the combat knife though, we need one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422437
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOf4hAdVp8
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422438
    >>18422410

    seconded
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)21:01 No.18422441
    >>18422399
    >I think the happy birthday at the end was a nice last word
    It was a spiteful barb intended to hurt.

    Lets forget about presents, do you really think she wants to see us again today?
    And that a material gift or promise to behave for 2 hours will really make things better? More than likely it would just infuriate her more
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:02 No.18422444
    >>18422224
    FUCKING HUG IT OUT. FUCK. Just hold her all tender like and shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:02 No.18422446
    >>18422420
    No, we normally jump out, scream at Minna about being small time, and pass out because fuck that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:02 No.18422449
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    MC is terrible.

    Talk it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:02 No.18422453
    >>18422420
    Bounce it is, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:02 No.18422455
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    >>18422436
    knife gun combo would be best
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422460
    >>18422410
    This
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422461
    >>18422224
    Go back and talk to her, this exact situation has happened between us before and will keep happening if we don't fucking deal with it.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422464
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    >>18422388
    shit crix, i almost forgot about AMERICA
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422465
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    >Problems with Minna
    >Confront
    >Run away
    >Talk about it with someone else
    WE NEED TO BREAK THIS CYCLE.
    WE TURN RIGHT THE FUCK AROUND AND GET MINNA TO STOP CRYING.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422467
    >>18422420

    I think weve ever not pressed the attack once. and that time we had no bullets. AND IT WAS STILL A CLOSE VOTE.

    pfffft. "bail out"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422468
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
    >my reaction to this whole turn of events
    we should probably go say goodbye to our sister because in about 10 minutes were going to either have a horde of MP's coming for us for punching out our commanding officer or a group of angry witches one of whom has a fucking xray eye and carries a sword around.
    we just fucked up bad
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422470
    >>18422441

    Well, the MC has proven he lacks the ability to open his mouth with minna and not shove his foot ALL the way in.

    I'd bring up the idea to Sakamoto, actually. Hopefully she'd know Minna well enough to know if we're being pants on head retarded about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422471
    >>18422410
    Thirded. Its the only way to solve this.

    Preferably, with an apology.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422474
    We need to talk this out with Sakamoto, but Minan has to be there. With all this stress and emotion it is really vital that we just sit the fuck down and talk. Like ADULTS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:03 No.18422475
    >>18422420
    The last time both our engines were on fire, we rammed a fling laker. And lived.

    Let's got back and talk to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422477
    >>18422465
    How? STOP CRYING, I DEMAND THIS.
    We suck at emotions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422478
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    >mfw I'm having trap maid flashbacks
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422479
    Through all this, Chuck is standing there going "Welp"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422482
    >>18422420
    >when both engines are on fire, bail out

    Don't you mean "close all the cowlings and turn them off to starve the flames of oxygen and fuel, then glide until either you can restart the engines or you find a place to land"?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422483
    >>18422468
    eh we have done worse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422486
    >>18422224
    Talk with Sakamoto, tell her She should probably talk with Minna. Don't elaborate beyond that. Then find Robin, get her secure accommodation off-base.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422487
    >>18422410

    Throwing my vote in for this. HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422489
    >>18422482
    This
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:04 No.18422491
    >>18422464
    AMERIKA STRONG!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:05 No.18422495
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    >>18422436
    Yeah, but we need a trench knife. Half brass knuckles, half knife, all deadly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:05 No.18422496
    >>18422410
    Let's just get it over with
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:05 No.18422497
    >>18422477
    Crouch down, apologize, and talk her through this. Take a few hits--if we don't survive, at least we'll have died with honor.

    >covering areamage
    Wrong quest, captcha. Good try, though.
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422501
    >>18422465

    I'll agree with that, or to put in the terms of the options we were given:

    >Let's talk this out with [Minna].

    N-not that I'm waifufagging for Minna now. It's just that she's not an effective commander and won't be until this shit is sorted out.

    S-stupid Minna. Not like I like you or anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422502
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    Turn our ass around and get Minna to stop crying, we always just run and talk to someone else about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422505
    >>18422478

    /tg/ ALWAYS GOES FOR THE REDHEADS MAN. ALWAYS. And it always comes to bite us on the ass SOMEHOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422507
    >>18422410
    So we do what everyone thought we did way back at the beginning and kill her?

    GOOD PLAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422508
    >>18422478

    THROW MINNA AT NOPEMARTIAN

    >combat knife

    THEN STAB HIM WITH A FAIRBAIN-SKYES
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422511
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    >>18422478
    oh god no not Katharine! not mai waifu...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:06 No.18422513
    >>18422465
    >Try to kick her in the stomach, leave for a few moments.
    >Come back pick her up and carry her to Sakamoto.
    >Discuss feeling like an actual adult.
    >Take her to town for a night, we all need time off this island.
    >Give her obedience coupons.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:07 No.18422518
    >>18422478
    We haven't done anything that actively stupid yet.

    Or at least if we have, it's because something stupid is in character for the character, not because it's in character for the players.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:07 No.18422519
    >>18422508
    >Killing nopemartian

    NOPE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:07 No.18422522
    We need to stop Running away. Do what we have to, get on our knees and apologize, but we need to resolve our problems before either of us get hurt any more.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:08 No.18422528
    >>18422513
    I'm for this, mostly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:08 No.18422529
    >>18422410
    This sounds like a perfectly valid course of action and this anon is to be commended.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:08 No.18422530
    >>18422495
    if you think about it, they are complete brass knuckles and complete knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:08 No.18422531
    >>18422508
    Wait, Minna is a him?
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    >>18422513
    I like this. Seems to combine the best of the non-shit suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:09 No.18422545
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    >>18422531
    ARE YOU EVEN READING THE THREAD!?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:09 No.18422548
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18422513

    This sounds perfect.

    MC in a rare moment of clarity.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:09 No.18422549
    >>18422530

    100% Knuckle Duster
    100% Combat Knife
    =

    200% MORE AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:09 No.18422552
    >>18422513
    Go damn it, stop it with coupons. It has bad idea written all over it. All the obvious issues aside, it also implies that when the coupons run out, we won't be obeying orders and will still be stirring up shit, and I mean, while that's true, its not a good idea to rub it into our CO's face. That's not how the military works.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:09 No.18422553
    We just left a 18 year old girl crying on the floor.
    >But she's a bitch
    who just screamed in our face all the bullshit she had on her plate BEFORE we even showed up.

    Unless we're unthinkably mad for awhile, we're gong to go back and get her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:10 No.18422556
    >>18422513
    Let's go with this.

    inb4 planefag already wrote the next part and we don't do the best suggestion again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:10 No.18422558
    >>18422513
    >>18422540
    Let us do this!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:10 No.18422562
    >>18422545
    ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE STAB NOPMARTION, OUR GREATEST ALLY?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:10 No.18422566
    >>18422513
    I could go for this.

    Not that I expect it to be permitted as an option, though.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:10 No.18422568
    >>18422530
    Good point. Then we really need one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:11 No.18422574
    >>18422513
    I'm ok with this if it calms some things down. Still think the coupons will lead to nothing but trouble.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:11 No.18422578
    >>18422562

    Who is this nopmartion you speak of?

    Is he related to NOPEMARTIAN?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:11 No.18422580
    >>18422513
    Let's do this.
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    >>18422522

    ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP RUNNING AWAY?!

    >I'm not running.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:12 No.18422587
    >>18422578
    Yes. He is NOPEMARTIAN undercover name, while on earth.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/22/12(Thu)21:12 No.18422594
    Talk to someone about it: Widow
    No not the slutty redhead we punched in the face, our only WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:12 No.18422596
    >>18422581
    Well, technically we're walking away.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:12 No.18422597
    >>18422513
    >>18422540
    >>18422548
    >>18422552
    >>18422556
    >>18422558
    >>18422566
    >>18422580
    suddenly consensus?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:12 No.18422598
    >>18422513
    thisthisthisthisthisthis
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:13 No.18422601
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18422574

    We already actively obey orders in combat, except when we expect it'll cost everyone's lives. Like that attack run on the tanker, where we just kept going after calling break.

    No, the only chance this will come in will be if we need to leave someone behind...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:13 No.18422602
    >>18422581
    I heard that in my head.
    Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:13 No.18422603
    >>18422597
    Yes, and Planefag is going to ignore it since it came so late.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:13 No.18422610
    >>18422594
    My god, he's right
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:13 No.18422615
    >>18422513
    It's probably too late, but throwing support in for this. It may backfire horribly, but at least we tried.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:14 No.18422617
    >>18422597
    Too bad planefag has already written up us talking to Sakamoto.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:14 No.18422625
    >>18422603

    And then we'll all bitch and moan that he didn't do what we wanted.

    Except the people who didn't agree with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:14 No.18422626
    >>18422596
    We can swag away, if needs be.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:14 No.18422627
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    >>18422513
    This. We really can't leave this whole situation the way it is.

    Also, because it is apparently relevant once again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:14 No.18422630
    >>18422513
    FUCKING THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:15 No.18422639
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    >reduce woman to tears
    >go directly back while still pissed to "hash this out"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:16 No.18422652
    >>18422639
    Apparently, along with the fucks we were not given at birth, we also were not given a brain, or a sense of self preservation.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:16 No.18422654
    >>18422639
    Well, the other stuff we've tried in this situation hasn't worked. So why not take a new approach?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:16 No.18422660
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    >>18422639
    Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:16 No.18422662
    >>18422597
    We just tried to kick her in the gut. And people actually expect her to even want to look at us now?
    Holy shit, I thought this wasn't /r9k/.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422663
    >>18422630
    THIS
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422668
    >>18422652

    We also apparently were never immunized against "foot-in-mouth" syndrome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422670
    Minna isn't going to want to talk to us for a while.


    Or ever.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422672
    >>18422513
    This seems like a good idea. It actually seems like it could work. Do a little good.

    Lending my support to this one.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422674
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    ALL MINNA WANTED TO DO WAS MAKEOUT WITH MC AND HAVE NO ONE BUT CHUCK KNOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422675
    >>18422660
    You have posted what I have always wanted to post. I thank you.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422676
    >>18422662
    I know what you mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:17 No.18422678
    >>18422639

    We always bounce. This isn't working

    We need to try something different. An extended stall turn?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:18 No.18422684
    >>18422652
    She isn't going to murder us. But she might not want to talk right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:18 No.18422685
    >>18422513
    Methinks Anon may have a good idea
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:18 No.18422690
    >>18422513
    You know, I kinda get the feeling that with our current mental state this isn't really viable, but I like it.

    Planefag, we're like limpets. Once we get stuck on something, be it bouncing, pants, or redheads, we never want to let go. Or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:19 No.18422693
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    >>18422675
    You're welcome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:19 No.18422694
    >>18422639
    Yeah, going there right now can only create more problems that it will solve. Apologizing and talking it out doesn't magically make things right. Especially after things got physical.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:19 No.18422695
    >>18422684
    >isn't going to murder us.
    OHOHOHOH!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)21:19 No.18422699
    >>18422690
    THAT'S HOW WE GOT INTO THIS MESS
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)21:19 No.18422705
    >>18422662
    >>18422676
    Well, occasionally, the best time to reconcile is immediately. Before the grudge can set in. Before it starts to simmer.

    It may be as small as just going back, and apologizing, even if you're being yelled at, but it can help, in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:20 No.18422708
    After reading all this I can see that going back and getting her MIGHT work.

    Might also just make her run away.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:20 No.18422710
    >>18422652
    >lacking self preservation instinct
    >pilot

    This seems redundant to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:20 No.18422712
    >>18422660
    Oh yu.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:20 No.18422716
    >>18422513
    Nono. We do this.

    She'll bite, kick, scream, magic-punch our balls.
    We do this. This tension ends now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:21 No.18422724
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    You have just gone through a physical and emotional roller-coaster; from the peak of ecstasy to the depths of bitter, vile anger in less then twenty minutes. So you do the mature and intelligent thing, and steal a knife.

    From David Sterling.

    It's dark and tight in your hiding spot. You hear the great Stirling himself gently open the door of the refrigerator, standing to one side. With a sigh of relief, he steps in front of it and goes rummaging for something.

    Then you shove the fucking thing as hard as you can from behind.

    "BLOODY HELL!" Stirling shouts, and the fridge tilts almost all the way over as Stirling collapses under it, fighting mightily to keep it off him. You bolt from behind the fridge, dash over to the cutting board, and remove Stirling's Fairbain-Skyes from the block of cheese he was carving up. You flee the kitchen as Stirling grunts with the effort of tilting the refrigerator upright again.

    Then you go looking for Sakamoto.

    What you REALLY want is Sean - and his sword - backing you up when you tell Sakamoto that you just kissed her good friend, then punched her lights out, but some things a man has to do alone. Your stalking through the hallways grimly, dagger thrust through your belt, when something hits you like a freight train on steroids.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:21 No.18422726
    >>18422694
    That doesn't we shouldn't apologize, or that they don't need to hear it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:21 No.18422728
    >>18422662

    Agreed, this might not be the best idea in the world...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422738
    >lack of planefag posts

    Either he is trying to figure out how the fuck to make our choice work (meaning he is buying it, because it has a clear majority) or he died.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422741
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    >>18422724
    Nice trip
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422742
    >>18422724
    Robin?!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422743
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    >>18422724


    "BRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUU~" Robin shouts as you go staggering.

    You grab your sister in a bear-hug and spin her in a circle, hugging her tightly. "You didn't get into any trouble already, did you?"

    "Apparently you did," Robin says, pulling away. "What's wrong?"

    "Who says anything's wrong?"

    "Is that a dagger in your belt, or are you just happy to see me?" Robin says dourly. "Anyways, have you seen... commander Weel-kee-"

    "Just call her Minna," you tell Robin.

    "Yeah. I need to see her!"

    >Go back to find Minna with Robin
    >Use Robin as back-up to talk to Sakamoto
    >Solicit her solo advice
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422745
    >>18422710
    Paratroopers are worse.

    At least pilots don't usually jump out of planes that can still fly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422752
    >>18422724
    Forgot trip?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422753
    >>18422724
    Forgot your trip did you?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422754
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18422742

    Or trude.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:22 No.18422756
    >>18422724
    If that's you Planefag, you lost your trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422758
    >>18422724
    I was going to be mad, but then I realized there was no trip, so this isn't planefag, right?
    RIGHT!?!?!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422760
    >>18422724
    >>18422743

    THANKS FIREFOX THAT REALLY HELPED

    THANKS I NEEDED THAT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422761
    >>18422743
    STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MINNA RIGHT NOW

    Solicit her advice IMMEDIATELY!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422762
    >>18422726
    That's why you wait a couple of hours for the anger to die down and the adrenaline to leave the system.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422763
    >>18422743
    >Go back to find Minna with Robin

    If anyone can explain how stupid we are, it's Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422766
    >>18422743
    Find Minna with Robin.

    We're ending this problem once and for all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:23 No.18422768
    >>18422724

    ...Then get Sean? Or get him out of Sakamoto's bed?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:24 No.18422771
    >>18422743
    Fuck if I know what to do right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:24 No.18422774
    >>18422743
    Go back to find Minna with Robin, ask some advice on the way on how to properly apologize when you've fucked up, the target of the apology fucked up and everything is a complete mess. The conversation with Minna though she probably shouldn't sit in on.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:24 No.18422779
    Go to Minna with Robin. It might help calm things down?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:24 No.18422780
    >>18422743
    We should use her as backup to talk to either Minna or Sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:24 No.18422783
    >>18422743
    No. No you don't. Why do you need to see her?

    Wait, NO YOU ARE NOT JOINING THE 501!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)21:24 No.18422785
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    >>18422743
    >>18422724
    ...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:25 No.18422792
    >>18422724
    >>18422743
    TRIP OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

    If that is fap angel, then do >>18422513, modified by taking Robin along to have our chat.

    It'll probably turn into Robin and Minna loudly comparing notes on the ways in which we suck, but if we want to salvage this we'll just have to sit there and take it like a man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:25 No.18422795
    >>18422743
    >Go to Minna crying in a ball with Robin in tow

    "Hey Minna, I'm about to save you about an hour worth of energy expenditure."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:25 No.18422798
    >Use Robin as back-up to talk to Sakamoto
    If nothing else the snark will be GLORIOUS.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)21:25 No.18422801
    >>18421142
    I say we go back, find Minna.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:25 No.18422802
    >>18422743

    Hrm... I'm for taking Robin with us to see Minna... but Robin we'll surely destroy us if we spring the Minna situation on her without prefacing it. Or she'll be really angry at Minna if the latter rages at us out of context, and that helps nobody.

    Lets >Solicit her solo advice

    and assuming she hasn't hospitalized us herself, decide if we should see Minna or Sakamoto
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)21:26 No.18422805
    >>18422785
    Scratch that. Nevermind. Slowpoke.png
    I need to refresh more.
    >Inb4 Use 4chanX
    No.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:26 No.18422807
    >>18422743
    >Go back to find Minna with Robin
    >Use Robin as back-up to talk to Sakamoto
    >Solicit her solo advice

    Hoboy.

    That sounds like three different kinds of shit sandwich in so many ways.

    I just spend a minute trying to think this over, and I can't decide.
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)21:26 No.18422817
    >>18422743
    >Solicit her solo advice

    What's the worst that could happen?
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)21:26 No.18422820
    >>18422801
    4chanX, y u do dis to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:26 No.18422821
    >>18422743
    Yeah introduce our sweet sister to the woman we just beat.

    We solicite solo advice, then take her to Mio, explain what just happened, and if we live, we apologize to Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422823
    >>18422802
    ...no, I'm pretty sure Robin knows us well enough to realize when a crying woman is our handiwork.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422824
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    >>18422743
    Let's find Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422830
    >>18422724

    >>18422743
    NO
    NO
    NO
    FUCK YOU PLANEFAG
    WE HAD A CONSENSUS AND YOU REFUSE TO DO A RE-WRITE
    DAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422833
    >>18422743
    Solicit solo advice then find Minna with Robin as backup.
    As much as she loves trolling, I think we can trust Robin to serious the fuck up when needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422836
    Ask Robin for Advice on the way back to Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422837
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    haha, oh everythings fucked.
    there is no way to unfuck it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422841
    >>18422743
    >Solicit her solo advice
    The most sensible choice. If anything, it lets her know that she should wait a bit before looking for Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:27 No.18422846
    >>18422743
    We don't need to talk to Sakamoto. She'll just say that we need to apologize. So will Robin. Let's just cut out the middlemen an say we're sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422848
    >>18422743
    Take Robin to Sakamoto.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422850
    Why the fuck didn't we save before we started?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422851
    >>18422743
    You know what? Let's just yell FUCK as loudly as physically possible. I want a god damned barbarian war cry. Because when you've hit the bottom the only place you can go is up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422852
    >>18422830
    Yes, because that idea would work better then this one.

    ALSO WE NOW HAVE A KNIFE!
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422856
    >>18422823

    Hence the "destroy us" part.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422858
    If we drag robin into this she will hate us for it.

    Just letting you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422859
    >>18422823

    Give her the lowdown and be fucking honest

    "I'm fucking up big-time and I need a wing-man. Either I'm gonna need help standing or she's gonna need help beating me senseless."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422860
    >>18422830

    protecting us from ourselves. deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:28 No.18422861
    >>18422743
    >Go back to find Minna with Robin

    Yep.
    We deserve an ass kicking.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:29 No.18422864
    >>18422859
    >"I'm fucking up big-time and I need a wing-man. Either I'm gonna need help standing or she's gonna need help beating me senseless."

    I'm going with this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:29 No.18422872
    >>18422743
    >Go back to find Minna with Robin
    THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
    NONE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:29 No.18422873
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18422743

    Find Minna with Robin.

    Let robin beat us up when we get there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:29 No.18422877
    >Use Robin as back-up to talk to Sakamoto
    >Send Chuck to make sure Minna isn't still in the middle of the hall... if he's still near enough at hand to send.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422878
    >>18422859

    I approve of this wording.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422880
    >>18422859
    This
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422881
    Get her solo advice. Then we can send her away while we talk to her.

    Besides, she's in no state to be seen by her subordinates.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422884
    >>18422743
    Also,

    DROP THE FUCKING KNIFE. THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422887
    >>18422859
    This seems the most reasonable in this fucked up situation.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422889
    >>18422830

    Oh, you can still go back to Minna and talk things over like an adult. But now you've got the Robin option, so it won't be an immediate disaster.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422890
    >>18422830
    the consensus was on a terrible plan.

    "LOL let's go back to Minna while we're both still pissed as hell and talk things over, that will work out just dandy!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422892
    >>18422861
    If we explain to little sis this is the bitch that denied us landing, I think it will be a guilt-drip on top of the one we gave her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422895
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18422859

    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422898
    >Go with Robin to find Mina
    >Minna is with Sakamoto
    >Then trude shows up
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:30 No.18422899
    >>18422859

    this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422900
    >>18422881
    >solo advice
    >send her away while we talk to her
    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422902
    >>18422859
    I love it, I love it! Lets go!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422908
    >>18422807
    Know what, I'm ok with this >>18422859.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422910
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    >>18422743


    >"BRRRRRRRUUUUUU~"


    >all I can think of.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422912
    ...


    Wait.

    WHY does Robin need to see Minna?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422916
    >>18422892

    Guilt trip?

    YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!
    WE'RE TRYING TO BE FUCKING NOBLE PILOT HERE!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422917
    >>18422864
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:31 No.18422920
    >>18422859
    Early consensus, people. This right here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:32 No.18422925
    >>18422884
    WE HAVE LOST ONE ARTIFACT OF POWER. WE SHALL NOT LOOSE ANOTHER!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:32 No.18422926
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18422912

    Admin, probably.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)21:32 No.18422928
    >>18422898
    BAD END
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:32 No.18422929
    >>18422912
    THIS BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE FOR SISTER IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES.

    THE WITCH.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:32 No.18422932
    >>18422928
    You mean "ORGY," right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:33 No.18422933
    >>18422912
    She's clearly gunning for 501st, get over it. Portable shield? BS

    >Giving Minna absolute power over us by taking Robin to her.
    We take her to Minna, atonement and what not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:33 No.18422938
    >>18422889
    We all know that. That was just one idiot who can't see that you actually are going with our suggestions.

    And we will NOT pull a knife on Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:33 No.18422941
    >>18422830
    Don't know what you were expecting dude. Planefag doesn't bother actually listening to what the group votes on when it concerns the MC not being a dick. He just decides what the MC will do and then continues on. This has been a trend for a long time. If that upsets you, you should probably do like I do and only suggest things during the "Where to" decisions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:33 No.18422947
    >>18422859
    I can get behind this wording.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:33 No.18422950
    BOUNCE minna. and hard.

    you know, to lighten the mood. let her know nothings changed between us even though she got all menses up in here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:33 No.18422951
    >>18422912
    That should be pretty obvious. She's reporting in to her new CO.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:34 No.18422959
    >>18422938

    Seriously chuck the knife.

    We don't need it... This isn't a bounce. We're gonna go and take the asskicking we've been flying away from for ages.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:34 No.18422962
    >>18422889
    Consensus + Robin still works.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:35 No.18422970
    >>18422938
    Agreed, we need to sheath it as soon as possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:35 No.18422974
    >>18422938
    >>18422959
    We need the knife for the inevitable next close encounter with the martians.

    Hand it to Robin for now maybe, but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:35 No.18422975
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    >>18422950
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:36 No.18422983
    >>18422910
    LIQUID!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:36 No.18422988
    NO GOING BACK TO MINNA
    NOT YET
    ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED
    LIKE CLINICALLY RETARDED
    GO TO MIO OR KRUPINSKI OR FUCKING ANYONE ELSE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:36 No.18422993
    We gotta recover the situation.

    Robin can be our bullshit filter and shut us up if we say anything stupid.

    In fact, we should probably just bring her with us everywhere we go as a chaperone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:36 No.18422994
    >>18422970
    Just throw it away more like. Now lets get to grovelling and taking a beating.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:36 No.18422995
    >>18422970
    It may be wiser to not even HAVE it on our person when we talk. Reduce the chance of any misunderstandings/accidental serrations.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:37 No.18423003
    Ditch the knife.

    I dunno why we even took it, but brandishing a weapon is not going to do us any favors at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:37 No.18423006
    >>18422950
    Haha! This man is wise and true. We need to do such a thing.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:37 No.18423007
    >>18422983

    SNAAAAAKE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:37 No.18423012
    >>18422859
    This is what we should do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:38 No.18423029
    >>18422988
    Need I remind you that people were seriously suggesting KILL MINNA AND MIO AND THE REST OF THE WITCHES when MC pulled the gun on them at the cellar? Like, not even joking, just MURDER ALL THE WITCHES THAT'S THE LOGICAL WAY OUT.

    PF said he would never allow MC to be run stupid. Well, stupid yes, but not STUPID, you know?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)21:39 No.18423031
    >>18422859
    Voting this
    >> Starshadow 03/22/12(Thu)21:39 No.18423032
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    >Here's a tip. When both engines are on fire? Bail out.
    Don't you mean fly through a waterfall?

    Just caught up with the thread. Fucking WOW. Surprisingly in character for us.

    I'm going to pick talking this out like adults with Robin as backup. First Sakamoto THEN Minna. But before we do any of that grill sis about being a witch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:39 No.18423033
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    >decide to start tweaking the Samurai Jack intro to make it relevant
    >two other pick it up and finish it for me
    >see OP pic
    >face
    Good show, Planefag
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:39 No.18423034
    >>18423007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_lIdiMM0Tc
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:39 No.18423036
    >>18423007
    DR. SCOTT!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:41 No.18423057
    >>18423036
    OCTOCON!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:42 No.18423072
    >>18423034
    best boss fight ever!
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:42 No.18423073
    >>18423057

    RAIDEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:43 No.18423082
    I'm torn between going right back to Minna or seeing someone else first.

    She DID tell us to not tell anyone, and if we wait too long she's going to be sitting there on the floor crying, then finish and harden up and when we talk to her later she'll be stamping our dismissal papers.

    We have to fix this now, or we'll never get another chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:44 No.18423090
    >>18422988
    MIIIAFUUUGIIII!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:44 No.18423092
    >>18423082
    >stamping our dismissal papers
    I hope they're strawberry flavoured.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:44 No.18423094
    >>18423082
    Straight to Minna. We give our new knife to robin. We talk like adults. And then Robin headlocks us while Minna takes body shots. Thats what we do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:45 No.18423102
    >>18423082
    Sakamoto won't let her. She may not like us punching her friend's lights out, but she is Pragmatism for a reason and she's not losing a valuable pilot (or Witch, for that matter) over this shit.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)21:45 No.18423107
    >>18423082
    >stamping our dismissal papers
    In all seriousness? That's probably the best thing that could happen to us with regards to our prolonged mental health.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:45 No.18423115
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    >>18423082
    And that's why we agreed to have Robin helping us.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)21:46 No.18423122
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    >>18423090
    GAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:47 No.18423142
    >>18423122
    AKIIIIIIIRRRRAAAAAAAAA.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:47 No.18423147
    TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)21:48 No.18423163
    NEW THREAD

    >>18423159
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423173
    >>18423147
    KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423202
    anyone archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423223
    >>18423173
    ROCKY!



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