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  • File: 1332467290.jpg-(448 KB, 3000x3000, ONWARD MY NOBLE BOVINE.jpg)
    448 KB STRIKE WITCHES: NOT LIKE THOSE ANIMES AFTER ALL planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)21:48 No.18423159  
    "... fine. I can take you there," you tell Robin. "After you tell me why you need to see her."

    "Miss Earheart gave me a letter to deliver to her," Robin says sweetly.

    "Uh huh. And where's that?"

    Robin taps her halter top, and smiles brilliantly when this draws an incredibly dark DISAPPROVING BIG BROTHER LOOK from you.

    "Take it out of there, would you."

    "Suuuuuuuurrrreee" she drawls salaciously as she edges the letter out of her bosom. You smack her upside the head, and she giggles.

    Robin badgers you for advance instructions, and before you're halfway to your destination she's fairly dragging you along the hallway by your wrist. "What's your rush?" you complain dourly.

    "Why you dragging your feet?" Robin shoots you a look over her shoulder. "Do you liiiiiike heeeeer?"

    You glare bullets and bombs at Robin, a horrible, fell look that in every way screams 'shut the fuck up while you still can.'

    "Ooooh hit a neeeerve~" Robin continues, completely unfazed. "There! There it is!" she cries with delight, switching tracks immediately. She has to haul on your wrist mightily to draw you up to the door of Minna's office. "You sure she's in there?"

    It took you a few hours of drinking and stalking to get Stirling's knife, and you know Minna takes refuge in work. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure."

    Without knocking, Robin simply shoulders the door open and drags your hapless ass inside.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)21:48 No.18423166
    OH BOY HERE WE GO
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423171
    And then a bucket of water lands on our heads because lucchini knew we were coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423184
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423188
    >>18423171
    That kid needs a fucking leash.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423189
    >>18423159
    WHERE IS THE 'EXPLAIN TO ROBIN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED' THAT WE ALL WANTED TO DO
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423190
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    INTO THE FRAY ONCE MORE
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423192
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    OH BOY. HERE WE GO
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423193
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    This won't end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423194
    Inb4 Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423195
    We're dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423196
    and so we enter the dragons lair...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423197
    >NOT LIKE THOSE ANIMES AFTER ALL
    Thank goodness for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423199
    >>18423159
    Now, let's keep calm. No rash moves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423200
    >>18423171
    thisthisthis
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423201
    >>18423189
    Calm the fuck down.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423205
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    >>18423159
    I have a feeling Minna won't be happy to see us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423206
    I do believe that shit has just gone down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423208
    At this point, I'm expecting things to get worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423209
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    >>18423171

    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423210
    >>18423159
    She holds us up as Minna beats us bloody.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423211
    >>18423159

    DAMMIT PLANEFAG.

    YOU DIDN'T TELL US IT HAD BEEN HOURS.

    ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423212
    >>18423189
    Wanted to, but pilot
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423217
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    >Without knocking
    >entering the commanders office
    SHIT NIGGER EVEN IF YOU KNOW THEY AREN'T THERE YOU BEST BE KNOCKING ON THAT DOOR
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423221
    Don't move a muscle. Her vision is based on movement.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:52 No.18423228
    >>18423211
    REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC MC!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:52 No.18423229
    We should hold off the trolling, just for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:52 No.18423230
    >>18423190
    We see that we throw our arms wide. And wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:52 No.18423239
    >>18423189
    Robin was raised with us. She can sense what's up without having to be told.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:52 No.18423240
    >>18423228
    CRAB BATTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:53 No.18423246
    >>18423228
    CROOOOOSSSS COUUUUNTER!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:53 No.18423247
    >>18423230
    and whisper "Freedom."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:53 No.18423250
    >>18423239

    It won't take her more than thirty seconds to get a read on us...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:54 No.18423260
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    Shields up! Standby WEP!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:55 No.18423269
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    So suggestion.
    Forget Minna.
    Trude can go die in a fire.
    Let's waifu Amelia.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:55 No.18423278
    >>18423269
    ...she's already married.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423280
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    >>18423269
    >Not waifuing the best girl
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423282
    >>18423269
    ...This man has wise words. But isn't Amelia with her co-pilot?...but she's a witch so...if she's not with anyone, I suggest this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423283
    >>18423269
    Who? Not familiar with that witch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423286
    >>18423269
    That's not how you spell Kathy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423287
    >>18423280
    But Kathy is hard gay
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423288
    >>18423278
    You say that like it's a problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423289
    >>18423278
    ..and?
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423295
    >>18423280

    But we can't take Perrine, she's Ian's. Or rather, Ian is hers, but it still adds up to the same result.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423297
    >>18423283
    Nevermind, I'm an idot. Erhart. duh...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423307
    >>18423280
    Looks like you accidentally posted a frog instead of a widow....
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423308
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    >>18423295
    >Not saving your flight crew
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423312
    >>18423280
    Kathy? Or the Widow?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423316
    >shit sandwich
    >time to take a biiiiig bite
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423323
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    >>18423159

    Minna looks up from her paper-covered desk as you're dragged in by a half-dressed 16-year old.

    "... what did you do now?" Minna says stiffly.

    Robin bows from the hip, flashing a hell of a lot more everything then you're comfortable with. You make a mental note to find her a shorter suit of armor. "Hi Wing Commander Minna! I'm Robin Young!"

    Minna blinks. Then she looks at you.

    "YEP!" Robin says cheerfully. "I'm his little sister!"

    Minna's face goes white. "T-two of you-"

    A lot of sharp replies come to your tongue, but you bite down on them. Literally.

    Minna turns to Robin, still completely baffled. "What the hell are you doing here?"

    Robin runs forward and slaps down the letter on Minna's desk, runs back to you, and tries to stand at attention - but she's too busy bouncing up and down with excitement to make it look very formal.

    Minna tears the letter open hastily, and removes the documents inside - something typewritten. Her brow furrows with concentration - and then she leans back in surprise.

    "These are transfer orders," Minna says.

    "YEP YEP YEP" Robin says, really bouncing around now. She grabs your arm with both hands and looks up at her big brother adoringly.

    "You're in the 501st," Minna says blankly.

    You stare down at Robin in complete and utter shock.

    "I'M A WITCH!" she screams into your face with absolute glee, then hugs your leg tightly.

    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET
    >I can't deal with this
    >Never let them see you bleed. RUN
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423324
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    >>18423269
    Oh great, somebody decided to open another front in the Waifu Wars.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423327
    >hours

    Goddammit. Could you give us some time information in our choices? I hate the idea of leaving her there to cry on the floor. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423328
    >>18423323
    Can we die? I think we should die.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423329
    >>18423316

    >Bite
    >Implying we aren't blending that shit and doing it the Jack Lalaine way.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423330
    >>18423323
    >
    >>REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423336
    >>18423323
    >I can't deal with this
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423337
    >>18423323
    Well.

    I guess we knew.

    AND NOW MC CAN PASS OUT
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423338
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    >>18423280
    I like how you think
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423339
    >Never let them see you bleed. RUN
    We need to get away
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423343
    >>18423324
    >implying quest threads have any positive aspect whatsoever
    full retard
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423345
    >>18423323

    We can kill her later.

    We have a far more important target.

    STAY ON FUCKING TARGET!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423346
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    >>18423323
    WHAT

    WHAT


    WHAT


    WHAT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423348
    repress
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423350
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    >>18423338
    >Red
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423352
    >>18423323
    Look, I know MC is dense, but... c'mon.

    Really?

    He didn't see this coming a thousand miles away? After being dead certain, on just a hunch, that his sister was in a closet or under a desk?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423353
    >>18423323
    REMEMBER WHAT WE CAME IN HERE FOR GODDAMNIT

    WE CAN'T HAVE ADD, BECAUSE IT WON'T BE DIAGNOSED FOR ANOTHER FEW DECADES, SO THERE'S NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR FORGETTING AGAIN
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423354
    >>18423323

    "BITCH PLEASE I KNEW THAT HOURS AGO."

    She thinks she was surprising us. She was not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423355
    >>18423323
    [x] I can't deal with this.
    Whimper. Just whimper.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423357
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>18423323

    [x] STAY ON TARGET YOU FUCK

    WE KILLED A TANKER, WE CAN DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423358
    >>18423323
    STAY ON TARGET

    >BUT OUR WINGMAN JUST DI-

    STAY ON TARGET
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423360
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    >>18423323
    >I never asked for this.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423361
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    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423364
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    >>18423323

    Not today!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423368
    >>18423324

    That's okay, just like Hitler and Napoleon, they'll learn that you can't open multiple fronts and expect to win.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423369
    BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423371
    >>18423323
    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET
    We knew this was coming. We have to stay on target here.
    "Good for you sis, now I need to discuss serious matters with our Commanding Officer."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423372
    >>18423323
    Fight it! Fight the fear! Stay on target!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423373
    Do we still have the knife?
    If so, commit seppuku.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423376
    >>18423323
    Just pass out...fuck this shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423377
    >>18423323
    LYING BITCH! LYING BITCH!

    Ear-grab, twist, drag her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423378
    >>18423323
    Stay on target, we have a goal to accomplish and our little sister, witch or not will not stop us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423379
    >>18423323
    BOOZE.
    WE NEED FUCKING BOOZE.
    ASK MINNA FOR BOOZE.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423380
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    >>I can't deal with this

    yell

    YELL AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE

    EVEN SANYA WILL WAKE UP

    THOSE WHO LIVE WITHIN THE CASTLE SHALL NOT KNOW REST
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423382
    >>18423323

    >Option 4
    >Begin to scream. Then...ENGAGE WEP CRAZAY IVAHHHN
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423383
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    >>18423323
    > go away for a few minutes
    > com back

    WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, ROBIN!?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:00 No.18423385
    >>18423323

    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET

    I'll kill you later for lying to me *after* I unfuck and then fuck my CO!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423389
    >>18423280
    >NobodyLikesPerrine.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423390
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    >>18423323
    "...fff."

    "Fffff."

    "FFFFF."

    "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423392
    >>18423323

    >REPRESS LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH STAR.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423395
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    Stay on target...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423396
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    >>18423327
    >I hate the idea of leaving her there to cry on the floor. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423397
    [x] Lose consciousness right her and now

    alternatively

    [x] sit on the floor and cry loudly

    IT IS TOOOOO MUUUCHHHHH!!! DAMN IT!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423398
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    >>18423360
    So... shopping trip, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423399
    [x] STAY ON TARGET
    [X] CHEW SISTER OUT LATER FOR BEING MINI-US AND NOT TELLING THE MOOD
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423401
    >>18423385

    Agreed

    NO DRINKS! NO RUNNING!

    WE FLY THIS THING TILL IT FALLS APART!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423402
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    >>18423323
    "I coulda told you that... but it would have been in a different context"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423404
    >>18423395
    GOD DAMMIT PORKINS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:01 No.18423407
    >>18423323
    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423410
    STAY ON TARGET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423411
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    >any MINNA ROUTE is gonna heavily feature getting over the whole "if I dont die young, whats the point?" thing
    >we are never ever gonna not bounce
    >only path that dosent end in unmitigated disaster is a 'just comerades' thing
    >we will never accept getting comeradezoned

    also, [x] Im a wizard.

    and then put glasses on "deal with it"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423412
    >>18423323
    I don't think this surprised anybody.

    Repress emotions. This is fucking important.

    Later, we can give our sister a good talking to about the reality of war.
    >> Tofu 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423416
    >>18423323
    >>REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET
    >
    WE ARE GOD DAMN RED 5, NO DAMN DARTH ROBIN IS GOING TO STOP US FROM DESTROYING THE DEATH MINNA.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423418
    REPRESS IT ALL
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423419
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    >Robin bows from the hip, flashing a hell of a lot more everything then you're comfortable with
    Our sister is such a slut.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423423
    >>18423402
    Does that context even make sense in this setting?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:03 No.18423433
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    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18423323
    >I can't deal with this
    >> Sgt. Varn !q8XtSW4.HY 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423446
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    BAIL THE FUCK OUT

    >Never let them see you bleed. RUN
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423453
    >>18423419
    The question is, why are we looking at Robin's near-nudity?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423454
    At this point I think we have a better chance with our god damned sister than Minna.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423456
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    >>18423323
    >REPRESS EMOTIONS
    Inside we are PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC!
    Outside, we just don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423458
    STAY ON TARGET.

    We've gotta have an interaction with Minna that lasts more than 10 minutes, goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423466
    >>18423398
    I love everything about this image.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423468
    >>18423407
    >USE THE SCHWARTZ MC

    >IN B4 "YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS, AND I DON'T MEAN THE ONES IN THE WINNEBAGO"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:05 No.18423473
    >>18423323
    >Repress emotions
    "Robin. Was the talk about Amelia Erhart also a lie? LIAR?!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:05 No.18423476
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    >Never let them see you bleed. RUN

    RUN LIKE THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU ARE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:05 No.18423482
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    >>18423468
    Only one man would dare give me the bounce...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:05 No.18423484
    >>18423323
    >I can't deal with this
    Find crew, tell them the bad news, drink self into stupor.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:05 No.18423486
    >>18423468
    oh nooooooooooo not our boys!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:06 No.18423489
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    >>18423338
    Perrine's not the waifu we need, but she's the waifu we deserve.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:06 No.18423490
    >>18423484

    FUCK NO!

    FUCKING PILOT!

    SNAP OFF THE YOKE IF YA GOTTA!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:06 No.18423493
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    >>18423323
    "I am a little bit surprised about that, Robin."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:06 No.18423496
    >Try to repress
    >Can't deal
    >Breakdown
    >Run off like a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:07 No.18423498
    >>18423473
    Why do you always LIE. Where you even my sister, LIAR, or did you just LIE that one together too? LIAR?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:07 No.18423499
    >>18423399
    Basically, That s nice Robin now sit down while I talk with Wing-Commander Wilcke. But don't have her leave the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:08 No.18423513
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    PLANEFAG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:08 No.18423518
    >>18423323
    "Your still smalltime"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423521
    OUR SISTER IS A WITCH

    SHE WILL HAVE TO WEAR THE 501ST UNIFORM

    SHE WON'T BE WEARING PANTS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423525
    Robin, you have rather rustled my jimmies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423533
    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET

    God knows we need to shut up and focus for once. Murdering our sister for not telling us about this can come later.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423534
    >>18423521

    She's already not wearing pants.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423536
    >>18423521
    We got some pants and aviators from the base back in the first twenty threads or so, and we should still have spares.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423538
    We'll settle this as pilots do, seeing as now all of present company is pilots.

    With oneupmanship.

    "Well, kiddo, I'm a gnome. Ha, Beat that shorty."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423540
    >>18423521
    We just make sure she does.
    If she is like us, she will understand the neccessity.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423542
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    Are siblings allowed in the same unit?

    I know in the Army now-a-days its a big no-no, but I'm not sure about 1944 Army.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423543
    Chew out Little sister Later, Focus on Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:09 No.18423544
    >>18423518
    I like this. I like this a lot.

    >>18423521
    THE HELL SHE WON'T!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:10 No.18423551
    >>18423323
    Repress emotions and stay on fucking target. We'll deal with Robin later. We need to deal with Minna first, more important than ever now that our sister is part of our unit and under her command.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:10 No.18423556
    >>18423542
    I think they were allowed back then. I know the navy allowed it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423559
    >>18423323
    Tell me something I don't know, Stay on target.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423561
    >>18423542
    If I remember correctly, it was because if WWII that siblings generally don't serve int the same unit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423562
    >>18423542
    Is the 501st Army?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423563
    >>18423542

    Witch... They wouldn't care

    And if you brought it up, we'd be the ones shipped off.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423568
    >>18423542
    The case Saving Private Ryan was inspired by happened in '44, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423569
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    >>18423323
    >rage induced stroke
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423570
    >>18423542
    They stopped allowing that after a destroyer sank with 5 brother onboard in 1942. But that might not of happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423572
    >>18423562
    Joint taskforce essentially
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:12 No.18423575
    >>18423570
    >might not of happened.

    Holy fuck are there 7 year olds reading this thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:12 No.18423576
    >>18423556
    Depends on whether this is before or after the Sullivan brothers bought it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:12 No.18423578
    >>18423542
    WW2 didn't proceed as normal, so the Juneau didn't get sunk, and thus the Sullivan brothers haven't died yet. They regulation hasn't been implemented yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:12 No.18423580
    >>18423562
    Witch army, you ask?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:13 No.18423588
    >>18423538
    "I'm a wizard, and you'll never get as many kills as I have."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:13 No.18423589
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    >>18423578
    DRAMATICA FORESHADOWING? DUN DUN DUNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:13 No.18423590
    >>18423580
    GET OUT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:13 No.18423596
    >>18423542

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sullivan_brothers
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:13 No.18423604
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    >>18423589
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:14 No.18423609
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:14 No.18423613
    We're going to have to kung-fu fight with Chuck to figure out which one of us is real and which one is the doppleganger, aren't we.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423616
    >>18423323
    "AND IM A FUCKING GNOME"
    Then we repress like a motherfucker, and talk this shit out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423617
    >REPRESS EMOTIONS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET KEEP STEADY KEEP ON TARGET.

    Not just rage, but sadness. Remember the fact that she's now in the line of combat. Tears of grief barely repressed!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423623
    >>18423575
    He just has bad grammar. Looks like he was right.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Juneau_%28CL-52%29#Naval_Battle_of_Guadalcanal
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423632
    >>18423588
    If we count each martian inside those dreadnoughts and the hauler as individual kills, then we're probably the highest-scoring soldier in the world right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423634
    just look dead at minna. "yep, two of us"
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423637
    >>18423617
    Indeed, we tried to keep her out of this.

    More than ever now, we have to prevent being transferred
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423643
    >>18423570
    The cruiser's name was the Juneau, and the brothers killed were the Sullivans. Contrary to popular belief, the Navy merely discourages family members in the same unit. It isn't officially prohibited under any naval policy. The "Sole Survivor" thing is legitimate policy, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:17 No.18423662
    How could anyone be cool about letting knowledge of our gnomehood become general?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423665
    Mentlegen! I come to you today to offer another option: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv7DZOCuOso

    Our sister...our bestest bro in the entire world is a WITCH. The Black Widow just got herself a wingman! THIS ISLAND IS FUCKED.

    >The moundss
    Oh, god, captcha why?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423666
    >>18423637
    "Commander Wilcke, my sister sees me as the golden standard to hold her actions to. Do you really want her on your staff?"

    "Ms. Young, your transfer is denied."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423668
    >>18423323
    Yeah, I thought you didn't have enough problems under your command so I brought you a new one as a birthday present. And this is in addition to the present we gave you earlier. Who's a lucky girl, eh?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423670
    >>18423489
    Actually P-61 is our waifu because Its:

    The machine of a dream
    Such a clean machine
    With the pistons a pumpin'
    And the guns all a gleam

    When I'm holdin' your wheel
    All I hear is your gear
    When my hand's on your big guns
    Oh it's like a disease son

    I'm in love with my P-61
    Gotta feel for my Bouncing-Mobile
    Get a grip on my flight cronometer
    Such a thrill when those strike witches squeal

    Told my girl I'll have to forget her
    Rather buy me a new turbocharger
    So she made tracks sayin'
    This is the end now
    Planes don't talk back
    They're just high flying friends now

    When I'm holdin your wheel
    All I hear is your gear
    When I'm cruisin' in W-E-P
    Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

    I'm in love with my P-61
    Gotta feel for my Bouncing-Mobile
    I'm in love with my P-61
    Stick on my Aviators in my bouncemodolove
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423672
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    "And so am I. What's the point?"

    Then we repress them emotions until our eyes are as cold as pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423673
    Mostly, I'm just pissed that Robin and our parents sprung this surprise on us.

    I mean seriously? And then they lied when we asked straight-out, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423678
    >>18423668
    Wow, you really hate Minna, don't you.

    I mean, that's not even autism. That's just vicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:20 No.18423690
    >>18423513

    Fuck that picture...

    We still have hope
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:20 No.18423692
    We repress and get this shit sorted out?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:21 No.18423705
    >>18423692
    That seems to be the consensus.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:21 No.18423719
    >>18423705
    Woo acting like an adult for the first time in our lives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:22 No.18423725
    >>18423719

    We picked a hell of a moment to pretend to be sane.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:23 No.18423729
    >>18423673
    Well, where do you think we got our bullshitting skills from?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:23 No.18423731
    >>18423719
    Hah! Like PF would ever let that happen. :P
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423754
    >>18423719
    Fucking finally, goddamn.

    I think that some people are too attached to the "no consequences bounce everything" ideal that we had at the start.

    Character development, people!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423756
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    >>18423731
    >:P
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423757
    >>18423725
    Their is no time for sanity. WE'RE IN WITCH COUNTRY!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:25 No.18423759
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    Where is our crew right now?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:25 No.18423765
    >>18423754
    >Character development, people!
    In a /tg/ quest? HERESY!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)22:25 No.18423767
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    >>18423542

    "Okay," you say. "Cool. That's cool."

    "IT'S GREAT!" Robin nearly shrieks. "I get to fly into battle with my big brother!" Robin looks up at you with eyes full of adoration and excitement and love, and something gives deep inside you.

    "Yeah," you say blankly. Robin looks at you funny.

    "What?"

    "Nothing. You'll be a good soldier," you say mechanically, and look away from her - but there's only Minna to look at, and there's something raw and vulnerable in her expression, so you look over her shoulder at some framed document in German, hanging on the wall. You focus on the curly script so hard you imagine it's beginning to smoulder, and clamp all your focus on that one simple task.

    "Bru?" Robin says, tugging at your arm, her tone sad and crestfallen.

    Oh, god. She doesn't know. She has no clue.

    Of course she's a Witch. Of fucking COURSE she's a Witch. You didn't really buy that piss-weak story about magic batteries; that pendant is a miniature shield-focus device and you fucking knew it. You're a fucking Machine Affinity gnome, how could you NOT know? You just didn't want to admit it. You didn't want to admit it so hard you erased it from your forebrain, but here it is big and red and raw and -

    - the tears are stinging your eyes. You have to get out.

    "I have to see to my crew. Minna, look after my sis-" you break off as your voice begins to crack, spin on your heel, and march out of the room with crisp military precision.

    >FIND OUR BOYS, I NEED MY BOYS
    >Go back to your room and cry forever
    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:25 No.18423768
    Keep on target but someone will get it for what just happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:25 No.18423774
    >>18423670
    And I think we just found our new theme song.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423780
    >>18423757
    lul them into a false sense of security then lose your shit.

    Repress, sort it out, then lose it elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423783
    >>18423759

    conspiring to have us drummed out somehow because we keep trying to kill them in the airs and we're a huge cock to them on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423784
    >>18423767
    FIND BOYS, INFORM THEM OF SITUATION
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423786
    >>18423754
    Can we bounce character development? Or use it to bounce something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423787
    >>18423757
    I have an idea. Let's make ourselves more insane. We'll gradually go deeper and deeper into insanity until we loop back right into sanity. And then we'll be perfectly equipped to deal with all the drama.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423789
    >>18423767
    >Go back to your room and cry forever

    CRAWLING IN MY PLANE
    THESE WOUNDS REQUIRE MEEYAFOOJAY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423792
    >>18423767
    >Go back to your room and cry forever
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423794
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    >>18423767
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423796
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    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.

    OH THE TEARS

    WE CAN BE SISCONS TOGETHER
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423797
    >>18423767
    >>Go back to your room and cry forever
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423798
    >>18423767
    FIND BROS, patch things up, and try to act like an adult for the first fucking time ever.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423800
    >>18423767
    >FIND OUR BOYS, I NEED MY BOYS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423801
    >>18423767
    Get boys. No homo.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423805
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18423767

    >Room.

    NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423809
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    >>18423767

    TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423813
    >>18423767
    Find our Bros. We can include Sakabroto in this, she counts. Get the alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423814
    >>18423789

    We need to sit in our room and stare at the window.

    Not out it... At it... for a few hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423818
    >>18423767
    [x] boys
    SEAN. MAGIC. GNOOOOOMES.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423821
    >>18423767
    We need our bros. And whiskey. Actually, we should just skip the bro's and acquire whiskey.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423823
    >>18423767

    >>Throw yourself into Shirley's arms. Shirley knows. She knows this pain. And she has a biggest, softest... heart on the planet.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423824
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    >FIND OUR BOYS, I NEED MY BOYS
    Why is it raining inside my room?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423826
    >>18423767
    Get our emergency whiskey and sleep this off.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423827
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    sister? sister!

    trude knows whats what!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423830
    >>18423767
    Go back to room.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423831
    >>18423767
    >general consensus is we want to tough it the fuck out and try to clear things up with Minna
    >lol no you run away anyways
    Are you protecting us from something or is this a massive railroad?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:28 No.18423832
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18423767

    >Go back to your room and cry forever

    MC doesn't cry infrront of other people.

    Our first few threads established that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423834
    I think Trude is the only one we can talk to about this, BUT let's not do that yet. To our room, the laws of drama and comedy will inevitably have her burst in or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423836
    >>18423767
    >FIND OUR BOYS, I NEED MY BOYS

    We need a big, emotional, totally NO HOMO moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423837
    You mean the boys we just bounced?
    :V

    Head to hangar, bring booze, cry in Widow. WHY.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423840
    >>18423767
    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.

    A thousand times this.

    What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423842
    >>18423824
    Fuck, why is that happening here too?
    Fucking planefag, stop playing with my emotions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423844
    >>18423767
    Back to room and cry forever.

    Our only sibling is going to die with us. If not in the air, then on the ground, choking on Black Smoke or overrun as her magic runs out, taken prisoner for horrible experiments.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423846
    >>18423767
    >FIND OUR BOYS, I NEED MY BOYS
    Everybody does remember what we said to Minna about the then-unnamed Robin waaay back in the pub, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423848
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    >Dat feel when sibling joins military... to be like you

    Fuck you planefag, you do not know that feeling, there is no way you can know that feeling....

    So then why do I hurt so fucking much?

    Fuck you planefag, I'm done for the night.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423849
    Drink. Drink until your liver spontainiously combusts. Drink until you no linger recognize the universe for the fucked up thing it be. Then drink some more.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423851
    >>18423767
    Im so proud.

    Now we snap, scream wildly and find our crew, while screaming, get them into the plane and take off. While Screaming. Then we stop, land, start screaming again, return to the office door. Stop again, then calmly open it, and talk to Minna.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423854
    >>18423767

    Y'know planefag, you just keep writing whatever you think tells the best story.

    Clearly, we're out of our depth tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423858
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    >CRY FOREVER
    Sean's been fucking Robin and Trude just wants us for our body.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423860
    >>18423831
    We couldn't talk about it in front of Robin anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423864
    >>18423767
    >FIND OUR BOYS, I NEED MY BOYS
    >>18423831
    Or there were enough counter proposals. It was not as clear cut as you seem to think. Now get over it.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423866
    >Go to room. Or widow. Somewhere nice and quiet and alone. Booze a plus.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423870
    can we talk to trude without throwing ourselves into her arms?

    she probably is the best to talk to about this but we dont need more rollercoaster.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423871
    >>18423846

    Yep... Something poignant about being glad she was safe at home?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423878
    >>18423767
    Go to Trude. She has to have some way of coping with the fact that our little sister is entering a world of shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423880
    >>18423767
    Back to room. If we have to talk it out with someone, talk to Sanya. She's the best listener.
    >She's probably asle
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423882
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    >>18423767
    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.
    We can be nerwous wrecks over our sisters together!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423890
    >>18423767

    [x] ROOM

    Time to be alone...


    And drink
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423891
    >>18423767
    Booze.

    All the booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423892
    >Go back to your room and cry forever
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423893
    >>18423831

    MC tried to tough it out. He couldn't handle it.

    That's why we tried our best to sit there and stare at calligraphy until the message got deep enough into our brain that we couldn't stand it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423894
    >>18423858
    Nah, Sean hasn't been plowing Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423896
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    >>18423858
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423898
    Boys, Chuck and Sakamoto. We need someone to commiserate yell and cry at. And maybe drink with. But mostly yell and cry.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423899
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    >>18423767
    >that feel when our own sister is the new meat who doesn't know anything about war

    Oh god. Oh dear god.

    >Room

    This...this is not something we need other people to see.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423901
    >>18423894
    Yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423903
    >TRUDE? TRUUUDE! We...our sits...Robyn is a...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:32 No.18423905
    >>18423831

    >railroad
    you can cry when you get fucking MPs.

    [x]taln to trude, if shes sober. if shes still out of her gord, NOPE out of there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423906
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    >>18423767
    Why can't I hold all these tears?.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423907
    >>18423767
    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.
    We are now both properly fucked up.

    Did... did we just break our rage?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423908
    Go to our room

    Barricade the door shut, lock it

    Break down
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423911
    >>18423767
    Ha ha! Time for Trude!
    Hopefully she's awake.
    And preferably mostly sober.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423912
    >>18423767
    there has to be SOMEWHERE on this island that's deserted. lets try the firing range. we can safely keep our back to everybody as we shoot.
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423917
    >>18423767

    We certainly can't let our crew see us like this- first because Sean owes us for the beanbag shots and Ian owes us for that stunt we pulled with Perrine, and second because we don't want to dump this shit on our bros.

    I don't think we should go to Trude- that will most certainly not end well, especially when Minna finds out.

    As much as I hate to take the emofag option, we need some alone time right now, especially since we haven't had any time to ourselves since before the Martians set shore on Britain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423922
    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:33 No.18423923
    >>18423767
    NO! FUCK NO! We are going to say our piece! Even if we end up crying like a bitch afterwards! We need to stay focused!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:34 No.18423924
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    Time for tears .
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:34 No.18423929
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    >>18423767
    >Throw yourself into Trude's arms. Trude knows. She knows this pain. And she has a big soft... heart.

    YES. FIND TRUDE.
    Tell onee-chan the troubles with the imoutos.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:35 No.18423933
    >Go back to our room

    we need some alone time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:35 No.18423934
    >>18423917
    If they still give us shit after finding out that our sister has been assigned to our squadron, then they are not our bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:35 No.18423938
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    Trude would just rape us. And it wouldn't be fun either.
    >Super strength.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:35 No.18423939
    >>18423767

    >ROOM and emofag

    Don't need to throw this on anyone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:35 No.18423943
    >>18423767


    >Go back to your room and cry forever

    ROUTE UNLOCKED: makeup sex with the Widow in your room.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423946
    >>18423767
    Sean and Ian we're hitting on our sis. No comforting there. And sexing up Trude won't make us feel better. Let's head up to our room.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423947
    room, cry forever
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423949
    >>18423767
    >Go back to your room and cry forever
    Shits too real
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423950
    >trudefags
    >dead like cpusa for 20+ threads
    >then this

    what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423952
    >>18423767

    What we need...

    Is to FIND OUR BOYS.

    And Chuck. And Bader. And head to the kitchen. With BOOZE.

    Because it's ROMMELTIME. And STIRLINGTIME.

    >accuse IANtski

    See, even CAPTCHA agrees with me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423954
    Alright, involving Trude will only end HORRIBLY. THIS REQUIRES BROS.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423955
    >>18423917
    But if we cry like a bitch in front of our bros, maybe Sean would feel too awkward to try and bang Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423958
    >Go back to your room and cry forever
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423960
    Lets take the rain in our room.

    Lock the door
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423971
    >>18423955
    But then someone else would. There are far, far worse options.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423973
    having cried in front of a bro before, i think i can safely say that sean and ian aint that kinda bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423974
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    I say we snap and go on our own bouncing-craze
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423975
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    "Worst. Birthday. Ever."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423976
    >>18423950
    SO WE REJECT
    FREE ENTERPRISE
    AND ONCE AGAIN
    THE LEFT WILL RISE

    PREPARE THE FLAGS
    TO BE UNFURLED
    FOR WE'RE SECEDING
    FROM THE WORLD
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423981
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    >>18423767
    Why. Why does this image still get to be relevant.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423989
    >>18423976
    I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE BLOCKS THAT DESCEND UPON ME FROM UP ABOVE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423994
    >>18423767
    >Go back to your room and cry forever
    Our sister is no longer safe. There is no happiness left in man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423995
    >>18423950
    Most of them aren't trudefags. They just want to feel better by having sex with her.

    In fact, trudefags are mostly this guy:>>18423976
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423997
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    >>18423976

    AND VOTE OBAMA
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423999
    >>18423971
    Like Cupcakinski. Or god forbid PERRINE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:40 No.18424003
    >>18423943
    M-my props! T-they're sp-spinning on there own!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:40 No.18424013
    Fuck crying, acquire full auto weapon, go to firing range, scream full force into the sun as you waste as much ammo as you can.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)22:41 No.18424015
    >>18424003
    WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:41 No.18424019
    LETS FIND AND CONGRATULATE MIYAFUJI AND ZUCCHINI FOR THEIR GLORIOUS DISPLAY EARLIER.
    Gets our mind off this shit for a moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:41 No.18424023
    >>18423950
    Planefag is a Troll. Are you new here or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:42 No.18424034
    by the end of this war we will be locked away due to our brain turning to much
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:42 No.18424035
    >>18423997
    Fuck you. You should never re-Nig.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:42 No.18424037
    Normally I would be all for burying our faces in some Trude titties but I think we need some alone time with a big bottle of booze
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:43 No.18424046
    Strangely, I think this will help patch things up with Minna a little.

    That feel when people you care about are on the line of fire? Now Minna knows we know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:43 No.18424051
    >>18423767

    >dat moment
    >MC sees sister fighting in battle, horrors of war montage in his mind.
    >dis music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0SKPSTSOrM

    Hrnnnnnnnk
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:43 No.18424055
    [x]talk to trude, no "soft umm... heart." nonsense. at least try to resist.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:44 No.18424061
    Room, wiskey, now.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:45 No.18424073
    >>18424019
    I have a feeling doing that will lead to us breaking down crying in front of them, or all three of us drunk as a fish in vodka, and flying our Waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:45 No.18424075
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    Lotta Hurr-durr tonight....
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:45 No.18424076
    >leaving our sister alone with minna

    no, this is ok and not horrible at all.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)22:46 No.18424081
    The best thing that could happen is Minna lone with Robin right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:47 No.18424097
    >>18424081
    She can regale her with family stories about how we were as a kid and make us a more compassionate character in her eyes.

    Or she'll talk about how mean-spirited we were and cost us any hope of getting her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424102
    Room. We need to cry deeply. I am considering pedo-ing on Lynette as a viable option.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424104
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    >>18424035
    >SOMEBODY DOESN'T CARE FOR PEACE AND LOVE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424106
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    See, it's been bugging me for the longest time. I knew I'd seen planefag's name somewhere before these threads, just couldn't remember where.

    One Magical Burst Remake thread later, I open up my PDF of Third Edition and see what I had forgotten.

    Jolly good show, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424107
    >>18423999
    We will have our own clone one day.

    One day.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424108
    >>18424081
    Best thing that could happen is Robin deciding to go home, but that is not fucking happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:49 No.18424114
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    >>18424102
    >I am considering pedo-ing on Lynette as a viable option.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:50 No.18424127
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    HEY GUYS, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO JUST SHOWED UP ON THE MARTIAN SIDE OF THE FRONT LINE
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:50 No.18424134
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    >>18424102
    NO. NO. NO. We're a bit of an asshole, but we're sure as hell not a pedo.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:50 No.18424135
    >>18424106
    Speaking of which, we need another topic for it someday.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:51 No.18424137
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    >>18424127
    Just... Go away...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:51 No.18424143
    >>18424127
    Isn't he more likely to be a Husk or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:51 No.18424144
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    How many curled up crying Minnas could we fit in a B-52
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:51 No.18424145
    Fuck it let's go talk to Trude about our awkward sexual thoughts relating to our sister.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)22:52 No.18424146
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    You stumble and stutter shortly after you get out of the office, and soon you're running at full-tilt for your room in the dormitory wing as tears pour down your face. You shoulder your way through the door, fling it shut behind you hard enough to make it rattle in the frame, and collapse on the bed. You want to bury your face in the pillow, but there is none - the room is as stripped and as empty as you feel right now.

    Right, because Minna is hell-bent on getting rid of you.

    That last thought is one too many, and in the privacy of this empty room, in a cold, miserable castle thousands of miles from home, you let yourself cry. And cry, and cry.

    Your little sister is going into the crucible of combat. All the trauma and fear and stress you've seen all these Witches in the 501st suffer - and now your little sister has to go through that hell.

    What was the point of signing up, if they're going to take your sister, too? They try not to draft the youngest male of a family, lest they wipe out an entire family line, but oh no, she's a WITCH, she's too valuable. Men have to be eighteen to sign up, but Witches? They rob the fucking cradle, the fucking bastards, they rob her, they rob Robin, your sister, YOUR LITTLE SISTER and now they're going to fling her into hell. That was your job, to suffer, to fight the good fight to shield your family and your beloved sister from hell and they took it from you they TOOK her-

    You scream into your folded arms, scream out your rage and your hate and fear and loathing and misery and weary terror, and at long last, sometime in the evening, you fall asleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:52 No.18424147
    planefag then, by never making another post, trolled /tg/ in the greatest possible way.....
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:52 No.18424148
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    >>18424127

    No, stop that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:52 No.18424151
    Was it even considered pedo back then, particularly when she's 16. Remember that this is 40s, I don't think pedophilia was even acknowledged back then (kinda like PTSD). I think it was mostly a "yeah, it's creepy if a 40 year old gets with a 14 year old, lets look the other way."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:52 No.18424155
    >>18424144
    A whole lot actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:52 No.18424156
    >>18424127
    From the thumbnail I thought that was Deus Ex and you were making a pun. Now I'm disappointed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:53 No.18424158
    >>18424144
    Far too many
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:53 No.18424163
    >>18424144
    247, by volume.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:53 No.18424167
    >>18424147
    Love the timing, there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:53 No.18424170
    >>18424146
    We sad now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:54 No.18424175
    >>18424102

    >>18424114
    goddammit in the 40's it was legal if over 13 and within six years
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)22:54 No.18424176
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    >>18424146
    >filename
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:55 No.18424179
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    >>18424146
    >Filename
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:55 No.18424181
    >>18424146
    Well, it's raining. It's fucking raining a lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:55 No.18424182
    >>18424146
    I ROLL TO NOT BE SAD ANYMORE
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:55 No.18424184
    >>18424146
    >NEXT TIME, ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST
    You all know it's coming...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:55 No.18424185
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    >>18424146
    Maybe tomorrow will be a better day...
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424190
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    >>18424146
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424191
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    >>18424184

    IT'S 2300

    IT'S WAY TOO EARLY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424192
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18424146
    rolling for something good to happen for once
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424196
    >>18424146
    Was our stuff ever moved back?
    If so I take it, it was moved out again in the past few hours.

    And I seem to recall Minna can pick up emotions, so if she checks up on us, she will know. Not that it wasn't blindingly obvious as we fled her office.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424199
    >>18424146
    >filename
    EVEN IN THE PITS OF DESPAIR, MY SIDES
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424201
    >>18424185
    Tommorow is never better.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424202
    >>18424163
    How long would it take for the accumulated tears of 247 constantly crying Minna's to drown the ones at the bottom?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424204
    >>18424146

    shit.

    and this is all right after the beach episode.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424205
    >>18424184
    Too. Fucking. Early. DO NOT EVEN FUCK WITH THIS.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424208
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    >>18424146

    Sometime later, you awaken.

    ".... awake?" a soft voice queries from the doorway. You recognize Sanya from the nervous, quiet little quaver in the tone. "Hello?"

    >answer her
    >pretend to be asleep
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424209
    >>18424146
    Behold. Theme music.
    http://www.rainymood.com/
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

    Because nothing says crying yourself to sleep like Miles Davis and the sound of the rain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424216
    >>18424196
    Somehow I doubt Minna will be willingly talking to us for a while.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424222
    >>18424191
    Planefag loves trolling us though, so for all we know, its a-coming 'round the mountain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424224
    >>18424208

    yeah, how you doing kiddo
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424225
    even in hell theres no call for rudeness.

    [x]answer
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424226
    >>18424208
    [x] answer
    "I need a hug."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424227
    >>18424208
    >asleep

    Do we even want to dump our shit on Sanyan? Didn't think so.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424228
    >>18424208
    Answer. Just answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424229
    See what her true intentions are
    >pretend to be asleep
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424230
    >>18424208
    answer
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424231
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    >>18424208
    Trust no one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424233
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    >>18424208
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424234
    >>18424208
    Answer her.

    If MC is anything like I think he is, the best way to stop being srsbsns miserable will be to start helping people, including Sanyans.
    >> NotAWriteFag 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424238
    >>18424208
    >Answer

    Add Sanya to the list of she-bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424239
    Answer Sanya
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424241
    >>18424208
    Answer her with a verry depressed 'Whaddya want?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424244
    >>18424208
    Answer.

    We need cute girls doing cute things more than we ever have.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424246
    >>18424208
    Answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424248
    >>18424208
    "Hi"
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424249
    >>18424208

    Answer. Sanya is one of the few witches, aside from Miyafuji, that we can trust isn't trying to get into our pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424250
    Answer her.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424252
    >>18424208

    >answer

    We might be in a shitty place, but Sanya's been in shittier. Might as well see what she wants.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424253
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>18424208

    [x] Answer

    "Hey."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424256
    >>18424208
    [x]answer
    And don't be an ass this time, as impossible as it may be.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:59 No.18424257
    >>18424208

    Answer, but don't fucking look...

    The last thing you need is to be reminded how much hell the martians put her through.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)22:59 No.18424259
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    >>18424208
    "uuuuuugnnnnnnnnnnh"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:59 No.18424260
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    >>18424208
    Everything is better now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:59 No.18424261
    >>18424208
    >answer her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:59 No.18424263
    >>18424208
    Ah fuck it, answer her
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)23:00 No.18424265
    >>18424208
    >Answer.
    "If you have whiskey, yes. Yes I am."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:00 No.18424270
    >>18424208
    [x] Answer.

    She's a good girl, no need to be a dick. Also, sleep generally helps people to re-balance, so hopefully we won't be a dick.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)23:00 No.18424272
    >>18424260

    Wow, everything IS better now.

    Who knew tiny sanya had that much power.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:00 No.18424273
    >>18424102
    "Hey, kiddo. How ya been"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:01 No.18424276
    >>18424208
    Answer her
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)23:01 No.18424278
    >>18424106
    >>18424106
    >>18424106
    >>18424106
    >>18424106

    Aside - I can't believe he gave me credit for that little Magical Burst fanfiction I wrote up some time ago. He didn't use it in the .pdf or anything, he didn't need to give me any credits or what-not.

    Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside~
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:01 No.18424282
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    >>18424272
    That's because Sanya is love
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:02 No.18424290
    >>18424208

    >answer her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:02 No.18424292
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    >>18424265
    This seems appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:02 No.18424293
    >>18424273
    This should be linked to
    >>18424208
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:03 No.18424304
    Answer Sanya
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:03 No.18424305
    We never did find out what they did to protect her from the alium mind-beams, did we? Might make for a nice LOOK! A DISTRACTION! topic.

    Answer her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:04 No.18424310
    >>18424292
    >>18424265

    These.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:04 No.18424311
    Strange, how did she know what happened? I wouldn't expect Minna to be very talkative about this, and we didn't tell anybody.

    Not that I'm complaining. We could use a hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:04 No.18424315
    >>18424282
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:05 No.18424319
    >>18424311
    Radar witch. If I had to guess, she picked up on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:05 No.18424322
    >>18424208
    Answer. We're too emotionally exhausted not to take the Paragon Interrupt.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:05 No.18424324
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18424311

    Minna would have probably introduced Robin to the rest of the witches.

    I wonder what their reactions would have been.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:06 No.18424329
    >>18424311
    Telepathic rumor mill, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:06 No.18424333
    >>18424311
    We've been in our room screaming for hours. The whole damn castle probably knows something's up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:07 No.18424347
    >>18424311

    sanyas got radar in her head. probably what we were doing alone in the room for hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:07 No.18424351
    >>18424333

    We've been probably doing our best impression of Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai".

    You know the scene.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:07 No.18424354
    >>18424333
    Not screaming, crying. And sound doesn't travel far through thick stone walls.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)23:07 No.18424355
    >>18424347
    >>18424311
    >>18424278
    Radar, not sonar.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:08 No.18424357
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    >this quest
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:08 No.18424358
    >>18424354

    >You scream into your folded arms, scream out your rage and your hate and fear and loathing and misery and weary terror, and at long last, sometime in the evening, you fall asleep.


    Just saying
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:08 No.18424363
    >>18424354
    >You scream into your folded arms, scream out your rage and your hate and fear and loathing and misery and weary terror, and at long last, sometime in the evening, you fall asleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:09 No.18424367
    >Rainymood +
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUHTl2YU8c
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:10 No.18424384
    Theses are some horrible circumstances for the first we sleep in our own bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:10 No.18424387
    >>18424347
    She can hear radio waves. Minna's the one who can read emotions.

    Wait.

    Did Minna send her here as a favor? To cheer us up?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:10 No.18424388
    >>18424278

    Hey if you ever get tired of people crying about how you treat their waifus, remember some of us appreciate more posts over long wait times for the many varied factions of shippers to decide exactly how they want to try and get into bed with their loved ones.

    Quest is way better for it if you just soldier on and enjoy the tears, personally I'm loving it. Best quest in /tg/ for a long time.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/22/12(Thu)23:11 No.18424390
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    Rainymood.com + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms

    Why can't I stop these tears?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:11 No.18424393
    >>18424260
    >>18424367
    I D'awsploded
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)23:11 No.18424395
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    >>18424146

    "Whuu," you murmur.

    "Can... can I help?"

    "Are you whiskey?" you mutter at her.

    You hear the little girl enter the room. She leans over and wraps her arms around you in a bear - well, a bear cub hug, you suppose.

    "We heard about your sister," Sanya says softly.

    You grunt into the bare mattress.

    "I miss my family," Sanya says so softly you can barely hear her. "I know I should tell Eila that- that I-" Sanya swallows. "But I miss them so much. They miss me."

    She sighs onto your back, and hugs you tighter. "I know they're safe, beyond the Ural mountains, but... I know they'd rather be with me, even if it meant danger. Because its worse to sit at home and think you'll never see your beloved again..."

    You say nothing, but you're crying again.

    Sanya straightens up and pats you on the head. "I don't have a brother, but if I did... I'd want one like you."

    And with that, she leaves.

    >FIND MY CREW
    >FIND TRUDE
    >FIND MINNA
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424400
    >>18424395
    .....Real tempted to pick
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424402
    >>18424395
    >>FIND MINNA

    We will never give up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424403
    [x] awake.

    Don't need to be a bastard because we're sad. Besides, she might be able to help. They all know about losing family.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424406
    >FIND TRUDE

    We need sister advice.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424407
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    Mission? Funny way to say 'morale boost.'
    WE RIDE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424408
    >>18424395

    NIGHT PATROL

    it is our fucking job, ya know?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424409
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    >>18424395
    >>18424393
    AND I JUST DAAWSPLODED AGAIN GOD DAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424410
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    >>18424395
    Anything but finding Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424411
    >>18424363
    >>18424358
    You can't scream for hours though, your throat gets hoarse. We'd have devolved into quiet sobs fairly quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424415
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    Time to fly our fucking plane. Nothing is better for our mental state than quality P-61 time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424416
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    Oh fuck you PF but this got to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424418
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424435
    >>18424403
    WHY AM I ALWAYS TOO SLOW.

    I got what I wanted anyways.

    I'll vote to find Minna so that we can figure out where Robin is getting assigned.

    So we can hide candy bars under her pillow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424436
    Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424437
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424438
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    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424439
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    Let's do our job.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424440
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424441
    >>18424395
    Time to say our piece to Minna. If we don't, it ain't going to happen. We have failed too many times.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424443
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    Like there is any other choice
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424444
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>18424395

    THESE CHOICES GODDAMMIT

    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!


    Is it midnight yet? We need that coupon to present to her at the very least.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424445
    >>18424395
    How do we know that our crew is awake or even up for a sortie ? I say either sleep or waifufag Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424449
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    >>18424395
    TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    We back to being what makes Minna love-hate us, all self-sacrificing. Also, we PILOT! Pilot is nothing if not FLYING!!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424450
    >>18424395

    Combine

    Swing by Minna's office. *Tell* her you are helping with the night patrol.

    Go do your fucking job MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:14 No.18424452
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    Do our job.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424455
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    Isn't that the whole point of why we got put into the 501st? Because Sanya is their only night witch and we've got a Black Widow night fighter with radar out the wazoo?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424456
    >>18424395
    >FIND MINNA

    "You see, Minna? You're not alone in wanting to keep those you love safe. You're not alone."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424461
    >>18424395
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    MIght be a bad idea to go into a potential combat situation like we are... but I think we need some quality time with our Widow. She'll know what to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424462
    >>18424395

    FLY FLY FLY FLY

    Escape into the night, these emotions are for lesser men, men who can't fly. Men who can't bounce. Witches who are still tired from their constant sorties, all we need is our crew and a bird full of highly explosive fuel. Lets do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424463
    >FIND MY CREW
    sure why not

    >FIND TRUDE
    >FIND MINNA
    they're both fucking crazy bints and im tired of this head full of fuck hormones shit

    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    sounds good. our crews there too. sanyas fun and not crazy. also to young for HORMONES, HEAD FULL OF FUCK. i vote this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424467
    >>18424450
    >>18424450
    >>18424450
    >>18424450
    And if its not already past midnight throw in a sincere Happy birthday
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424468
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    FIND TRUDE.
    Oneechan wil have some advice for us.

    That or dickings.
    Either will be fine
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424470
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    FUCH YOU BARKHORNFAGS, FLY NAU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424472
    >>18424395
    Trude. We need to find a way to deal with our sibling being in harms way.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424473
    >>18424395
    Is Minna's room near here?

    We can drop off our birthday present on the way to our fighter.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424474
    >>18424395

    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    She supported us, so we must support her.

    Plus we can start the troll train back up again by rousing our boys in the middle of the night to fly a night mission.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424476
    >>18424441
    Well, looks like it ain't happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424477
    >>18424450

    This sounds like a good compromise.

    Maybe mention we need a good talk once we're back.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424479
    >>18424395
    >FIND MINNA
    Because Robin is getting put through the Luftwaffe training course.
    If it produced aces able to stay alive this long, then that's something I'm willing to swallow my pride to get for Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424482
    >>18424441
    This. As Heartwarming as going with Sanya is, we have IMPORTANT SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF GODDAMN.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424483
    I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:17 No.18424492
    >>18424395
    Drop by Minna's office, tell her in perfect military decorum that we are going to assist on night patrol. Leave her some coupons for "not being a dick today" "2 hours of bounce free behavior".

    Then after that's squared away Sanya time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:17 No.18424496
    Trude could give great sister advice, and we hardly ever speak to her.

    I'll vote for Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:17 No.18424497
    >>18424435
    >So we can hide candy bars under her pillow.

    I like you.

    Though I'm going to be voting for stalking the halls for her, throwing wrapped condoms like shuriken.
    >> don't count this as another fly vote, I said my bit before. Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:17 No.18424498
    >>18424461

    I'm sure we're stupid enough to think it's a good idea anyway. Who knows, maybe getting our asses handed to us and then saved by a witch will sort out our- HAHAHA NOPE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424504
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    Don't care if Minna's awake or not.
    Break down her door if we have to.
    Tell her we're going on a Night Patrol.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424505
    >>18424482
    >IMPORTANT SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF GODDAMN.

    You'd better mean the FUCKING WAR and not more WAIFU BULLSHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424506
    >>18424482

    important shit like doing our job in the war thats going on right now as a night pilot?

    or important shit like gettting your imaginary dick wet?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424508
    >>18424450
    That's a compromise I can live with.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424509
    >>18424445

    Bah, if they aren't awake we shall wake them! We ride for glory and to repress our problems!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424513
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    Blowing something up with big guns seems like a good idea now. I pity the dumbass martian that shows up on this patrol.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:18 No.18424515
    Are we finally going to go on a night mission with our night fighter?

    About time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424523
    I think that after that fight, the coupons are tacky and offensive.

    We should hold off for a day or two before giving them.

    >fication reditor

    No captcha, I don't have a fixation on redditors. I don't like them at all!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424525
    >>18424482
    The war is more important.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424526
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    >>18424513
    >It's Nopemartian
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424527
    >>18424515
    might actually be a routine boring patrol this time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424530
    >>18424506
    More like: Important shit that is going to keep our CO from recommending us for a transfer away from our sister and friends.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424533
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    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424539
    >>18424527
    I can only hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424541
    >>18424395
    Let's have a quick check in on Minna, then
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Don't count as fly vote. Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424542
    >>18424445

    Never stopped us before, pretty sure before we got a 'cushy' joint-wing with Witches we were woken up at almost any hour to fly whatever the fuck we were told. We're pilots, night flying pilots at that. Time to get back to basics and run from our problems like MC would do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424548
    >>18424526
    Nopemartian is smarter than that. He knows when to NOPE the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424549
    Just from the wording, you can usually tell what option pf expects us to choose.

    Plays us like a goddamn fiddle.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424554
    >>18424504
    >HEY FUCKHEAD JUST KICKING DOWN YOUR DOOR TO LET YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO GO ACTUALLY DO MY JOB FOR ONCE

    Nah.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:21 No.18424555
    >>18424548
    Nopemartian will close the door. What you want to do is bust down that door and kill him afterwards.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)23:21 No.18424559
    I say we go ask - GENTLY - how Lynette deals with Wilma being a Witch in a combat posting. And how Miyafuji deals with her mother being in a MASH (since witches don't lose their power with age in this world).
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:21 No.18424565
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!

    For the love of God, I swear I will drown a box of kittens after lighting them on fire if this is not the choice picked.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:22 No.18424567
    >>18424541
    agreed! find, say, "I'm sorry, I'd like to talk when back from patrol."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:22 No.18424569
    I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE

    Actually say this to Minna if we DO stop by
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:22 No.18424573
    Is our plane even ready?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:22 No.18424575
    >>18424548
    >While on night patrol, you spot a bunch of Martian fighters.
    >When you engage them, you notice one clearly moving away from you while the others are shooting.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:22 No.18424576
    You know, us being night patrol was the entire reasoning behind us being here. So let's do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:22 No.18424577
    >>18424504
    I'd go with knock, then tape a piece a paper to the door if she doesn't answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:23 No.18424590
    >>18424575
    No, that'd be coward martian.

    Nopemartian is the one that gets into the thick of it, then as he's about to get fucked up, just evacs the plane and chutes down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:24 No.18424597
    >>18424569

    DO IT.

    >CAPTCHA: ergreen condition

    captcha approves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:24 No.18424598
    >>18424559
    I could get behind this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:24 No.18424599
    >>18424590
    Rather he sees us and ejects instantly.
    While saying "Fuck this shit" in Martian.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:24 No.18424602
    Sanya can handle the patrol alone, and is much more likely to avoid getting intercepted if she doesn't have a big, slow plane bogging her down and presenting a huge target.

    Let's talk to Trude about sister stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:25 No.18424610
    >>18424569
    Sounds good to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:25 No.18424613
    >>18424602
    Do martians have night vision?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:26 No.18424618
    >>18424602
    That is bullshit and you know it. She lights up every Martian scanner like a fucking Christmas tree.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:27 No.18424632
    >>18424618
    I didn't know that. I thought her magic radar shit didn't show up on their detectors.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:27 No.18424636
    >>18424602
    we are a night fighter!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:27 No.18424638
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    >>18424260
    >> Don't count as fly vote. Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:27 No.18424643
    If we were fully capable of sorting shit out with Minna we'd be in a different quest likely working on getting all the girls and winning the war on our own, but nah, we're a pilot who's going through a rough time and all this stuff on base is getting too much so we want to fly out into the sky and forget about everything in a night mission away from our love affairs and keeping Barin safe.

    Sanya has had a rough time too, who knows, maybe by flying with her we can sort out some shit in our head or make some kind of bone head decision. Eithers fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:29 No.18424656
    >>18424638
    >Inb4 Minna attached Robin to the Night fighter squad and shes going to be flying with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:29 No.18424661
    "Sanya, wait~!"

    Grab our coat and head for the Widow.

    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE. TO ME, MY MERRY MEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:29 No.18424666
    >I CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE

    This, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:29 No.18424667
    >>18424656
    not sure why there was a link there
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:29 No.18424668
    >>18424643
    What I foresee happening
    >Meet crew
    >"Hey man where you been?"
    >No where
    >"Oh, heard about your sister, but don't worry, shit'll be alright!"
    >He doesn't understand

    >cry
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)23:30 No.18424671
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    You lie on the cold, bare mattress for several minutes more, thinking to yourself. What Sanya said helped. You never would've expected it, but from the quietest, most overlooked person came the most profound advice. She's right.

    You sit up in the darkness, rubbing your head, and you think about Kurt.

    Kurt. The man Minna loved. The man you're competing -

    - are you? Competing with his memory? You recall the last chat you had with Sakamoto, before Minna beaned you in the head with a Salami not ten feet from where you sit. And that conversation in the munitions room, near the hangar. How closely you resembled him, in some ways.

    Something tightens up in your throat. Sweet fuck, you're not *competing* against Kurt. Minna feels like she's betraying Kurt every time she looks at you with... whatever it is she's got for you. Sakamoto said as much, naturally, but you didn't process it at the time - what with the salami-to-the-head and all.

    And for the first time, you really *think* about Kurt. A man much like you, apparently. You remember that flash of emotion when Sakamoto first told you about him, the other day - that bright moment of respect and warmth and even jealousy when she told you he'd died at his gun. Defending the escape of his comrades, of civilians. A finer death you can't imagine, and that's all you've ever asked of your future - a fine death.

    You never thought of your sister, or your parents. What they'd go through after losing you. You think of Minna, of Trude, their wounds, their pain.

    Did Kurt think of that? In his final moments, did he ask his beloved for forgiveness?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424676
    >>18424661
    Do it like this.
    >> >>Night Flight Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424681
    Somewhere in the skies above the channel, late at night...

    "So, Lt. Young, why are you upset?"

    "Sanya. Just sing for a while, will you?"
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424682
    >>18424576
    Ha, nice.

    Also, planefag, I have a wierd question, how advanced are missles in this universe, because I had a horrible idea, using pilots and witches to escort long range missiles to destroy martian sites directly, rather than risking heavy bombers against the supremely adgile marsian fightercraft.

    Also, what striker is MC's sister getting, P-47s, P-51s, or potentially some P-59 action for more amusement
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424683
    Of course, it occurs to me we've been too much of a whirlwind of attention and trouble we've never actually been given a flight schedule.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424686
    >>18424671
    Sounds like a bunch of shit that isn't the pre-flight check for a P-61 to me.

    Cut that shit right out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424687
    Cossack time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChefCsrDyk
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:31 No.18424688
    >>18424671
    Neat filler
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:32 No.18424691
    >>18424671
    War is hell.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)23:32 No.18424693
    Good man, MC. Good man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:32 No.18424698
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    >>18424671
    CHARACTER DEVELOPMEEEEEEEENT~!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:33 No.18424709
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    >>18424671
    This thread is depression.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:33 No.18424710
    >>18424638
    fucking brilliant mate
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)23:33 No.18424712
    >>18424671

    SON, YOU CAN HAVE THOSE DEEP PERSONAL REVELATIONS WHILE FLYING NIGHT PATROL WITH THE TINY RUSSIAN.

    YOU CANNOT ALLOW ADORABLE COSSACK TO FLY THE NIGHT PATROL ALONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:34 No.18424715
    >>18424671
    Sweet fuck, is MC actually achieving character development?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:34 No.18424716
    >>18424671
    I... oh man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:34 No.18424717
    >>18424698
    yay development, but that fucking picture. we are anti-Martin
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)23:35 No.18424720
    >>18424682

    Well, considering her archetype is Robin Olds...

    I'd say we need some Lightning Strikers up in this house.

    'Course I might be a tad... partial.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:35 No.18424722
    >>18424671
    >Questionable Content
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:35 No.18424727
    >>18424720
    No, no. You have something here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:36 No.18424733
    >>18424671
    Aw shit time for feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:36 No.18424735
    >>18424715
    Why not? He achieved a last name, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:36 No.18424736
    >>18424688
    >>18424686

    Quiet you, we'll get to that. Now is the time for revelations.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424748
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    >>18424736
    I am going to calmly and patiently wait for an update.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424753
    >>18424735
    What's our first name, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424754
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424755
    >>18424736
    I actually couldn't give two shits about whether we help Sanya or not, considering the combat is the most boring part by far, but it would seem he's railroading us a tad here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424757
    >>18424753
    MC
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424758
    >>18424736
    Fair enough
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:38 No.18424759
    >>18424735
    Sister was born to a different father, we still are nameless.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424762
    >>18424720
    She can be more like her twin boom crazed brother that way. I am voting for P-47M strikers. Solution to the plane being big and fat? Put a bigger motor in it! A big, brute of a plane seems to fit our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424764
    >>18424753
    [protagonist]
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424765
    >>18424753
    We have none because selfinsert
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424766
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    >>18424755
    >Railroading
    >Gives numerous options
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424767
    >>18424755
    Back to /a/ with you, fiend.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424772
    >>18424757
    Mac Young? Mick?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:39 No.18424773
    >>18424753
    Will go unknown.
    Personally I think of him as having "MC" as initials, like beginning and middle. Also makes sense for "Mac" specifically being a period-friendly nickname for him.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/22/12(Thu)23:40 No.18424776
    >>18424762
    Planefag has probably already decided what striker unit shes getting.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)23:40 No.18424779
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    >>18424671

    No matter. Now you're thinking of it. You think back on your attitude, so glibly expressed to Minna - the idea that you were already dead, flying fast and loose, enjoying life before the inevitable end. Doing your noble duty.

    Except you're not an orphan, nor without dear friends. Or even Witches who may or may not care for you.

    You've been a selfish prick.

    Well, that's one thing you can change. No more hiding behind fatalism, not any more, you decide, sliding off the bed. No more refusal to acknowledge your hopes for a life, a future, you resolve as you stride down the hall. It's easy to fight for others if you admit no hope for yourself, but war was never meant to be easy. You can't buy safety for others by sacrificing yourself. It's easy to die. Especially in war. Fuck up once, or just stop paying attention for five seconds, and BAM! Your troubles are over. But the people you leave behind just go on suffering and suffering.

    Well, if the hand of God has a bullet with your name on it, so be it. You'll do as you've always done, and kick ass with the time allotted you. But if not...? You'll fight to live, with every scrap of resolve you've got, for your own sake - and for the sake of those who care about you.

    And if the Martians want to spoil that, good luck to them. The slimy bastards will need it.

    Now, you've got a job to do. THE PLANE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:40 No.18424781
    >>18424755
    He's getting to it. Jesus Christ can't you have some patience?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:40 No.18424787
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    >>18424755
    GET OUT!! GET OUT GET OUT!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424788
    >>18424767
    Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I'm from a place you don't like.
    >>18424766
    Personally, I wanted Minna to win because it's hilarious watching him be socially inept, but help Sanya won by a wide margin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424789
    >>18424755
    > considering the combat is the most boring part by far, but it would seem he's railroading us a tad here.
    Wow, get a load out of this guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424794
    >>18424779
    TO THE PLANE!
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    >>18424753
    No-one's said it yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424796
    >>18424779
    YES HE DOES GET IT THANK FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424797
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    >>18424779
    ITS GO TIME!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424798
    >>18424773
    Mac is super gay. How about John, that's a good self-insert name. Everyone would call us young though
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:42 No.18424805
    >>18424789
    No. I want no part of that load.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:42 No.18424808
    >>18424788 here

    Complaints withdrawn.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424815
    >>18424766

    >implying planefag doesn't just write whatever the hell he wants when he feels like it.

    Lets be honest, there's always gonna be a little railroading, even if its to protect us from ourselves. How many times tonight has he made a post which was immediately followed up by cries of "that isn't what we said" or "this didn't go like we wanted"?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424816
    >>18424779

    >You've been a selfish prick.

    not to get all philosophy major in here, but fuck that noise. self immolation by whateve means is a perfectly valid choice. you don't owe your life to anyone.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424819
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    >>18424682
    >long-range missiles

    There's the German V-1s, of course.

    And then there's another project. The "Athena Project." They're asking for the bravest pilots to assist in that one. Perhaps you should volunteer. What's the worst that could happen?
    >> Major Airlift 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424821
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    TO THE WIDOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424825
    We probably owe Minna an apology as much as she owe's the MC one too. So the MC's last name is Young? Has a first name been decided also?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:44 No.18424830
    >>18424815
    Much of that in tonight's shit is people being impatient. Yes, he's done some railroading in the past, twisting shit or taking it to ways no one thought about, but he's been pretty good tonight. The retry wasn't what we expected, but it didn't seem quite like railroading to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:44 No.18424832
    >>18424819
    I thought that was the aphrodisiac project?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:44 No.18424836
    Let's fight to live, but not be careful. I think our gnomish powers keep us safer when we're reckless. Too much caution might be fatal.
    >> Writefag 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424840
    >>18424779

    This new attitude of ours is begging for us to get shot down behind enemy lines, fighting for three or four nights to survive, now that we've got something to live for.

    Not that I'm giving you any ideas or anything.
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    >>18424779
    We're BAAAACK! (And a lot better off now!)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424844
    >>18424815
    Even if planefag was a straight writefag this'd be awesome. But he isn't, he let us kick the shit out of Minna last time...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424847
    >>18424819
    WE NEED TO VOLUNTEER! IMMEDIATELY!

    >must guogned
    WE MUST GUOGNED TOO!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424848
    >>18424819
    Let's volunteer. We're about to get kicked off Barin anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:46 No.18424859
    >>18424779
    YOUR XXX IS THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE.

    Also NEXT TIME, ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:46 No.18424861
    >>18424844
    > he let us kick the shit out of Minna last time

    No.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424877
    >>18424779
    Holy shit. MC has gained the power of introspection! Finally, he realizes the reason behind being a defender of freedom, and the reason WHY we won the war OTL. Death is easy, but livingis the hard part.

    LETS ROLL.

    Also
    >>18424819
    Where are the A10s, I'm sure since germany was evacuated, someone must have the plans. We must strike back at their assets with tactical escorts.

    (god the 1950s was a weird time)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424879
    >google athena project
    >all female team of counter-terrorists who's mission is to infiltrate nazi germany and stop horrific experiments and crimes against humanity

    I don't think we fit the criteria.

    But yeah, let's stick to our current deployment.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424881
    >>18424819
    SEEMS LEGIT
    >>18424798
    "Mac" being the name already used for him once or twice, not his actual name. M. C. Young. Or Michael Young. Or something with an M and a C. Etc.

    Again, the whole thing is academic. Pilot goes first-nameless.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424882
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    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18424819

    >ATHENA PROJECT

    IF THATS WHAT I THINK IT IS WE ARE NOT GETTING NEAR THAT SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:49 No.18424892
    >>18424816
    Yes, it's a perfectly valid choice. It's still putting your feelings above the feelings of others and therefore selfish.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:50 No.18424906
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    >>18424779
    Alright, we're back in the saddle, our emotions have been centered, and we're ready to face this war head-on.

    I wonder if our emotions calming down will affect Minna any.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/22/12(Thu)23:50 No.18424907
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    >>18424830

    Just to be clear - there was no insta-win in that conversation. There was no fucking way it was going to end any better then it did, and it could've gone worse. The "Happy Birthday" write-in was totally unexpected, but Minna's reaction would've been the same had you said it politely or snidely. Real weak spot to push at that exact instant.

    That said, the whole scene was a prelude to something more constructive down the line. Retreating and regrouping would've been smarter and more sensitive, but getting fed up with tsun bullshit was perfectly justified and in-character, and because you pushed the matter, you finally got an earful of what kind of pressures Minna's really been under. And Minna just got a big heaping eyeful of Vulnerable Pilot a few hours ago - you think that didn't affect her? And think... why was she bouncing? Because the constant trolling is a kind of coping mechanism. Every time MC has to face the tumult of his emotions he goes a-trolling, and now Minna realizes that, having done it herself.

    Problem is, a lot of this sublte-r interaction takes some time to play out, and you need to develop it naturally and intersperse other stuff to keep variety in the quest, and most readers just don't do the math between threads like that.

    You ADD motherfuckers, I love you. Because you forget things and then feel trolled when they stop hovering above the quest and come tearing back in with the fury of comets on re-entry. Oh yes, I love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:50 No.18424909
    >>18424892

    i want $700
    you have $700 in your pocket.
    if you dont give it to me you are selfish.


    wait no, thats dumb.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:52 No.18424927
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    >>18424907
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424938
    >>18424907

    HA! I was right! You DO have a big list of stuff from earlier threads to bring back in to fuck us with!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424939
    >>18424907
    Truly, he is a Fap Angel.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424942
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18424907

    And we love you PF.

    Even though it's fucking 4 in the morn, my brain is half dead and i still need to finish a report by 12pm.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424944
    >>18424907
    <3

    Also: How long until Miyafuji gets a handful of Robin's goodies?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424945
    >>18424907
    Exactly. 4chan is full of ADD people because of the nature of posting. Some people just can't be bothered to really put effort into participating in a quest, so they pick whatever choice seems like it'll get them the most fun right now.

    Thanks for being an awesome questrunner.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/22/12(Thu)23:54 No.18424947
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    >>18424907
    One writefag to another, I am very, very glad you understand that.
    That sometimes, there is no good answer. But more importantly, that the person from whose perspective a story is told is not the final arbiter of character.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:54 No.18424952
    I know what we need. Muskmelons.
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    >>18424907
    >pic is me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:55 No.18424970
    >>18424907
    HAIL THE PLANE FAG! TRUST INT HE PLANE FAG!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:55 No.18424971
    >>18424945
    Eh, in the end, it's probably the only one that will actually spur any character progress.
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    >>18424907
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    >>18424944
    happened while we we crying infa 100%
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:57 No.18424988
    >>18424961
    I am the one making noises.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:57 No.18424995
    >>18424909
    >annrayndtroll.gif

    Let's head off this argument right now. The entire point of Rand's philosophy was that you're not indebted to anybody just by existing; and moral codes that preach such are inherently bad. If you CHOOSE to put others before yourself, then that is your own, personal choice, and you can go ahead with it. Enlightened self-interest does not exclude charity, service, personal sacrifice or anything else a person decides to do for others, *if that's what they want to do,* and the contrary opinion is only expressed by stupid fucks who think that Doonsbury is worth reading.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:57 No.18424996
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    The year is 1949. With the Martians on the run, Mankind has begun experimenting with space-based magic propulsion. In a freak accident, a magical rupture occurs, bringing forth a new threat to both Human and Martian kind...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:58 No.18425007
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    >>18424996
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:59 No.18425019
    Do the witches know that we are the guy who ALAKAZAM'd them in the first thread yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:59 No.18425021
    inb4 somewhere down the road planefag makes us choose between saving a witch or saving Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:00 No.18425025
    >>18425007
    If by 'Chaos' you mean 'Two mechanical arms', then yes, yes that's exactly what is up in this motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:00 No.18425026
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18425019

    ....should we admit this to sanya?

    Fell kinda bad now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:01 No.18425031
    >>18425021
    And we go for both with complete disregard to personal safety, as always.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/23/12(Fri)00:01 No.18425032
    >>18424995
    thats fundementally dishonest at best, and racist/classist and igornant at worst. We all stand on the shoulders of giants and the sins and good deeds of our forefathers. Randian philosophy is a giant response to communism, and she isn't even intellectually honest because she received social security.

    Ugh, I fucking hate Randroids because they assume I AM A SELF MADE MAN *grew up in nice house, with parents who had advantages etc*
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:02 No.18425043
    >>18425021
    Quiet you.

    Even if he did, we would make the obvious choice: DO BOTH!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:02 No.18425044
    >>18424995

    >rand
    you are reading far to much into that analogy.

    but your life is yours. really it is the one thing that you *really* own. you can do with it what you want. if what you want is to stretch for the 120 mark or if lts to bite off your tongue and die RIGHT AT THIS INSTANT, you aren't betraying anyone.
    >> Writefag 03/23/12(Fri)00:02 No.18425045
    Guys...

    GAIZ!

    Look what I just found...

    http://codename36.deviantart.com/art/Robin-Young-290669968

    Hint: The part of that picture that's given me a boner, it ain't Robin.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425056
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    You hunt down your flight jacket, discarded before you visited the beach, and shrug it on as you trot down to the hangar.

    The cavernous space is still crowded with aircraft and workbenches, but its mostly empty of personnel now, except for the team of men laboring over Sanya's Striker Stand. The Witch herself is sitting in a chair nearby, eyes half-closed in a seeming trance.

    You walk over to let her know she'll have company tonight, when you notice Sean and Ian standing by your plane. Strangely, however, they're not moving.

    You stroll on over for a better look, and then you see the new nose art.

    >your
    >face
    >when
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425060
    >>18425045
    haha, slowpoke :P
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425067
    >>18425045
    Fire? I was kinda hoping super strength. Oh well. Dat M1903
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425072
    >>18425045
    >http://codename36.deviantart.com/art/Robin-Young-290669968
    WE GOT HIM IN OUR SIGHTS!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425076
    Fuck yeah, Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425077
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    >>18425056
    KITTENS AND TEACUPS!
    KITTENS AND TEACUPS EVERYWHERE!
    OH GOD, I FUCKING KNEW IT!
    LYNEEEEEEETTE!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425082
    >>18425067
    >Death tackles that can put a grown man down
    We want strong, not puddles of gore when she tackle-hugs you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425085
    >>18425056
    OK, we need to do something good for Lynette now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425088
    >>18425056
    >Next time on Strike Witches Quest
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:06 No.18425094
    >>18425044

    What if that's my personal moral code? That I'd be betraying somebody if I threw away my life without considering the impact on them?

    Ultimately it's still my choice - to care about what some other people think or feel.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425101
    >>18425088

    NEXT TIME ON NEXT TIME QUEST: THE NEXT TIMENING.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425102
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18425056

    ART WHERE

    DAMMIT (don't you dare stop here, PF)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425103
    >>18425088
    Cut that shit out...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425105
    >>18425044
    >but your life is yours. really it is the one thing that you *really* own. you can do with it what you want
    As I said, it's a perfectly valid choice
    >you aren't betraying anyone
    No. But you are making them sad. Lots of people don't want you to die, and you do it anyway because you want to. That's perfectly fine but it is selfish. They don't want your $700, they just want you to not burn it and go live on the street because they care for you.
    >> Major Airlift 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425111
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    Don't you fucking dare, planefag!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425112
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES:

    WHEN THE BLACK SKY FALLS
    calling it now
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425117
    We should give Minna that watch we got her, if we haven't given it anybody else yet. If not her, than Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425120
    >>18425056
    PERRINE PERRINE PERRINE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425123
    >>18425056
    Oh please let it be a beautiful rendition of our sweet plane.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425125
    >>18425112
    Nope.
    THE NIGHT HAS ONLY BEGUN!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425131
    >>18425117

    Slowpoke, we did that fifteen threads ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425133
    >>18425117
    oh god where have you been?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:09 No.18425137
    >>18425117

    ancienttombofslopokebeingpavedovertomakeroomforablockbusters.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:09 No.18425141
    >>18425117
    We gave it to her a while back, after the bit where we played soap-bullets.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:09 No.18425146
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    >>18425117
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/23/12(Fri)00:10 No.18425158
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    >>18425056
    IS IT KATHY
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:11 No.18425165
    >>18425131
    >>18425133
    >>18425137
    >>18425141
    >>18425146
    Damn, must have missed that in my Archive binge.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:11 No.18425168
    I bet it's a wonderfully drawn picture of the Widow.

    And Robin stenciled herself over it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:11 No.18425169
    >INB4 SHE DREW HELLCOW
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425188
    >>18425056

    Robin drew herself on our nose, didn't she.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425189
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    >>18425056

    There, in all its fantastic glory, is the most beautiful woman on base, splayed shamelessly across the nose of your P-61.

    Your P-61 herself.

    A handsome red-and-black hourglass emblem allows the black P-61 to be painted on the nose of the P-61, and leaning closer, you can just make out the same emblem painted on the nose of the little plane... and another tiny emblem on that one, done with a few hairs on the tip of the brush.

    Lynette, it would seem, is truly a master of art.

    "Amazing," you say quietly.

    Sean and Ian both jump a country mile.

    "Where the hell have you been?" they demand together.

    "Where the hell have YOU two been?" you demand in return, going on the attack. Usually such strongarm tactics are of little use - they're just as savvy as you - but this time they both look in odd directions and squirm.

    You blink.

    "H-have you two been-"

    "Have you seen the plane yet?" Ian asks you suddenly.

    "It's fucking amazing," Sean says dreamily.

    "Give the the five-minute tour?" you ask.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425196
    >>18425169
    Our new callsign sall be THE HISSING HELLCOW
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:13 No.18425208
    >>18425189
    OH THOSE TWO FUCKS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:13 No.18425209
    >>18425189
    Glorious.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:13 No.18425210
    >>18425189
    "And zip up, gents. There's a war on."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:14 No.18425212
    >>18425189
    >tour
    OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/23/12(Fri)00:14 No.18425214
    >>18425189
    They've been up to something....quick, strike whilst they're weak!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:14 No.18425217
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>18425189

    >shifty eyed bastards...

    "...What?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:14 No.18425218
    >>18425189
    >recursive widow
    We need to do something nice for Lynette.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425227
    >>18425056
    yessssssssssss, Minna noseart.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425228
    >>18425208
    Apparently. I guess it never was NO HOMO.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425231
    Oh those FAGS! They violated the Bro Code, didn't they!?

    And worse, they KNEW.

    DEATH.

    and snaprolls. BUT MOSTLY DEATH
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425232
    Hey, so...how do we know Hellcow isn't broadcasting intel to the Martians?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425237
    >>18425227
    Bit slow there chap. You must be so dissapointed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425238
    >>18425232

    Shut up, we're having fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425239
    >>18425189
    SO HOWS PERRINE AND SAKAMOTO DOING I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO THEM IN A WHILE

    >considerable ackter
    YES YES WE ARE CAPTCHA
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:16 No.18425241
    >>18425189
    Poor Perrine. Clearly, they've been off ignoring her for a threesome with Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:16 No.18425245
    >>18425218
    Something very nice. She's one of the few that have been consistently nice to us.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)00:16 No.18425246
    We're taking Lynette out for a spin in our new ride as gratitude, because she is awesome.

    Also, Perrine had her way with both men. Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425256
    >>18425232

    The Martians can't decode cow hissing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425257
    >>18425246
    More likely its something involving robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425261
    >>18425246
    Because flying in a plane is better than flying in Planelegs
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425263
    >>18425189
    >our aircrew
    >suddenly shifty-eyed and on the defensive
    >trying to change the subject
    Oh you fucks. You absolute sister-stealing hormone-addled fucks! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ROBIN!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425264
    >>18425189
    Putting five of the dollars on Krupinski molestings.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425268
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    >>18425241
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:18 No.18425273
    >>18425210
    This. We know the renovated bird is amazing. Begin our pre-flight check. Make sure the Hispanos are still their hateful selves, make sure the engines are ready to turn lots of dead dinosaurs to heat and noise.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:18 No.18425278
    00:17 MaulMachine WAIT
    00:17 MaulMachine HANG THE FUCK ON
    00:17 MaulMachine IF MINNA AND MIO TOLD SANYA ABOUT ROBIN'S WITCHINESS
    00:17 MaulMachine THEN SEAN AND IAN BOTH KNEW
    00:17 Windyday ........
    00:17 Dante41 ....
    00:18 Windyday oh those chucklefucks are going to be upside down more than right side up this patrol
    00:18 Dante41 "GUESS YOU FUCKERS WANT TO GO INVERTED FOR THIS PATROL"
    00:18 MaulMachine they can ride on the wings on this flight
    00:18 Windyday dahahahh
    00:18 MaulMachine hah
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:18 No.18425279
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    >>18425232
    >> ClarkesLaw 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425288
    >>18425227
    >>18425189
    >imperceptibly-tiny-minna rather than the final widow.

    Oh man, I can't tell wether this is great or stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425289
    >>18425279
    GODDAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425291
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    >>18425279
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425292
    >>18425264
    Crepeski is our not-twin. She wouldn't be molesting them, she would be thinking that but fail horribly because she's a proper lady or some bullshit like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425293
    >>18425279
    YOU MOTHER FUCKER
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425296
    >>18425279
    I'm calling your bluff. HELLCOW IS FRIEND.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425300
    >>18425278
    It's been all day, everyone knows about Robin because she has been bouncing over the whole base shouting it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425306
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    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18425279

    FAGGGGGGGGGG
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425309
    >>18425279
    Bah! At most, we're the first sitcom for Aliums!


    Besides, they already hit us, so they know this place man.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:21 No.18425314
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    It's time for war.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:21 No.18425315
    >>18425278
    It would be best if we didn't give them warning. Just start piling on the G's. Start the 'discussion' after we red them out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:21 No.18425316
    >>18425296
    never call the DMs bluff
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:22 No.18425326
    >>18425316
    Do not listen to traitorous coward, comrade! Best bluff to call is GM bluff!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:23 No.18425342
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    Heaven or hell, lets do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:24 No.18425350
    >>18425309
    >yfw they ship us with the widow because they think humans reproduce via machines
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425357
    >>18425350
    "Invasion or no, by Gob, this is the greatest romance story of our time!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425358
    >>18425326
    the Dm always wants to fuck us over, calling his bluff is telling him "yes sir, I know you've prepared this to fuck me, I'm ready for your dick"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:26 No.18425377
    >>18425358

    Calling the DM's bluff doesn't work that way

    The DM will dick you over when he wants to. If you call his bluff... he may change his mind.

    It's never gonna be a better option... trust me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:27 No.18425378
    "HEY GUYS, LOOK! NO HANDS!"


    Simply flying upside down and spinning IS NOT ENOUGH. No, nowhere near enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:27 No.18425383
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    >>18425358

    psshhh. we clevered our way out of every impossible choice we've gotten so far. we can do it again.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:28 No.18425395
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    Ian and Sean give you a brief rundown of the features they (allegedly) spent the afternoon drooling over.

    "This thing," you say dreamily, "is the best thing ever."

    The reworked plane has all-new powerplants with a revamped and improved twincharger system, minus the airflow problem that almost wasted you on your first test-flight of the prototype. The manual indicates you've got several more gallons of water for longer War Emergency Power performance, and it also says

    "-rated for 430 MPH at angels ten, eh?" you say, a dark gleam in your eye.

    "As if," Ian and Sean say together before sniggering wickedly.

    "Bigger props..." you marvel. "Curtiss Constant-Speed airscrews! About fucking time!" You read a little more, then squint at the page in disbelief.

    "Two-thousand, EIGHT HUNDRED horsepower?" you gasp. "Are you fucking serious?"

    Double-Wasp series Seventy-Three, baby," Sean says with relish. "Fucking believe it!"

    "Jesus Christ," you state flatly. "On a motorcycle."

    "With St. Peter in the sidecar," Sean adds with a whoop. "Man, this bitch kicks ASS! And the radar, man - the radar!"

    "Is it good?"

    Sean gives you a smile that bakes your skin dry.

    "I take that as a yes."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:29 No.18425399
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    >>18425377
    >>18425358
    Failure to agree on going against Friend Planefag's bluff or not is a treasonous offense.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:30 No.18425407
    >>18425395
    "Now get on it and start fucking hammering away, because if you don't find God by the time I'm done I'm rolling your sister-sneaking ass STRAIGHT TO HELL!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:30 No.18425410
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    >>18425189
    Aw, that's nearly the most ancient version of the plane profile.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:30 No.18425419
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    >>18425395
    >2800hp
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:30 No.18425421
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    >>18425395
    RANK UP!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:31 No.18425426
    >>18425395
    Suddenly the troubling questions and stark appreciation for our own mortality begin to fade.

    Time to get airborne.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:31 No.18425427
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    rolled 49 = 49

    >>18425410
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:31 No.18425430
    >>18425395
    "Well, are you going to stare at her all night? Lets see what she can do!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:34 No.18425454
    >>18425444
    Yeah. Let them think they're on the clear for a while, then STRIKE.
    .
    >> Starshadow 03/23/12(Fri)00:34 No.18425455
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    Well then. We need to put this baby through her paces.

    Time for some upside down snap-rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:34 No.18425456
    >>18425395
    "Ok, so lets get this bird up!!"

    Confront them in the air....where they cannot run.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:34 No.18425462
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    >>18425395
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:35 No.18425469
    >>18425444
    YOU KNEW
    YOU BASTARDS KNEW
    *invert*
    MY FUCKING SISTER YOU SON OF A BITCH
    *snap roll*
    >> Tofu 03/23/12(Fri)00:35 No.18425476
    >>18425454
    what I had said
    >And then we grill the fuckers when they can't get away from our mad flying

    I deleted it because wrong link.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:35 No.18425477
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    >>18425395

    "Dive brakes... they kept the radar altimeter... this is fucking fantastic," you breathe. Your "A" model Black Widow's Double-Wasp powerplants generated 2,250 horsepower each - without WEP. The plane you see before you, with her new props and extended water capacity, is a work of truly hideous power.

    "What's all this in the back, crossed out?" you marvel. "Rear-warning radar... life-raft supplies... extra internal tanks... two more radios..."

    "Oh, that was Luke's doing," Ian says. "They used the airframe of our old A to put this together. Technically it's a prototype of the C model. They did it to see how hard it would be to convert the old 'A's to the new standard."

    "I take it they couldn't get all this stuff in?"

    "Oh, they could," Ian says. "But, as Luke told us earlier, he had his boys at Eastchurch 'rip out all that stupid useless heavy shit those brass-knuckled fuckwits are trying to load down a combat fighter with and leave the bits that make it kill aliums better." Ian grins at you. "And I imagine if we do well with this, those changes will be made official, retroactively."

    You look down at the manual and notice the part where it recommends a 3-mile long runway for the new, heavier Widow, and in that instant you forgive Luke for absolutely everything.

    Everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:37 No.18425497
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    >>18425477

    Well, at least Luke doesn't have to deal with the Spitfires anymore
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:38 No.18425505
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    >>18425497
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/23/12(Fri)00:38 No.18425507
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    THIS PLANE IS FIGHT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:38 No.18425508
    >>18425477
    THANK YOU BASED LUKE

    NOW WE CAN SAVE THIS UNIVERSE FROM THE WRONGS THAT WERE COMMITTED TO THE P-61 OF OUR DIMENSION.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:38 No.18425510
    >>18425477
    >heavier
    Oh I see we'll do some nice tricks while bouncing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:39 No.18425521
    >>18425477
    >Mechanical gnome
    >Radar gnome
    >Gun gnome
    >Assigned to the 501st
    >Fancy new planes
    >All a coincidence
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:41 No.18425540
    >>18425521
    Sean is a sword gnome.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:42 No.18425544
    >>18425521
    It must be coincidence. The witches themselves didn't know about us.

    If this was purposeful, it means that an outside agency is scanning the entire armed forces for gnomes, detecting their abilities, and then sending them out to position without education or training in their powers.

    That's just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:42 No.18425546
    >>18425477
    >rear-warning radar
    Uhm.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:42 No.18425551
    >>18425521
    We've known this forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:42 No.18425552
    >>18425477
    Ask them in passing if they will confess their sins. Either way, their ass is ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:42 No.18425554
    >>18425521

    darwinian selection. the non stacked planes went tumbling down.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:43 No.18425555
    >>18425540
    He's clearly a little sister gnome. The things he can make her do...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:43 No.18425559
    >>18425544
    Lets just say that the various services have different policies for dealing with male magic users.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:43 No.18425560
    >>18425544
    Why would the witches need to know about our powers?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:43 No.18425564
    >>18425477
    Everything?

    >life-raft supplies

    Oh, no, just like Rickenbacker.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:44 No.18425571
    >>18425552

    OH yes they shall pay

    Even more so if >>18425555 is true
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:44 No.18425573
    >>18425546
    Radars didn't come cheap or light in WW2.

    And if it's in any way related to the Monica set used on bombers, good riddance. The thing was a great big "shoot me" beacon for German night fighters.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:44 No.18425576
    >>18425544
    Except that one of the only known ways to get a gnome's powers to activate is through forcing them to use them.
    We either go the Conrad Clockmaker route, of years of apprenticeship in order to activate our powers, or we go our route, of sending candidates into combat and seeing who comes out the other side alive.

    Seeing as this is a war for Humanity's future, I don't think Allied High Command is willing to wait.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:45 No.18425578
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    >>18425477

    "So I take it we're going to test our new toy tonight?" Ian asks casually, but the intense look in his eyes belies his tone.

    You look between your crewmates, comrades and friends, and finally crack a smile.

    "Fuck YES we're trying her out!" you say to them, and they whoop with delight. "Let's go tell Lala Strumpet about our plans."

    Ian and Sean fall in on either side of you, grinning like boys with a new toy - which they are. You included. You nurse a small, smouldering coal of outrage at your core - they think you've forgotten the events of the past 24 hours. The letters. The gifts. The betrayal of the bro-code. The shifty glances they just gave you. Wait till you get them out over the cold, unforgiving, Martian-infested waters of the Channel, where they can't even escape with parachutes, strapped into the plane - your plane.

    Just you fucking wait.

    "Sanya!" you call out, and the pale little girl starts in her chair. She must've been napping. "I seem to recall we were brought into this unit to give you back-up on night missions?"

    "Y-yes!" she says shakily. "Minna said to let you sleep, though."

    "Nonsense," you say airily. "We've a job to do. We won't abandon our charge."

    "HEY!" an outraged voice shouts from nearby. "You thick-thumbed numbskull, look what you did!"

    You turn to see a Witch holding out a pair of shredded... underwear? And she's covering herself with her tail.

    By Sanya's Striker Stand, a young 'tech with his arm in a sling begins edging behind the big concrete stand.

    "I SEE YOU!"

    >wut
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:45 No.18425590
    >>18425564
    >In the event the plane floats

    We'd never get the chance to deploy it. It would be straight dead weight.
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425602
    I HAVE to hear this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425605
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    >>18425578

    LAZER TIME
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425607
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>18425578

    The princess is here whatthefuckisgoingon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425608
    >>18425578
    wut
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425609
    >>18425578
    "Undergarments are in short supply, huh?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425611
    >>18425578
    ...
    >NONE OF OUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ADORABLE COSSACK! ONWARDS TO THE NIGHT SKIES!

    I don't think we want any of THAT shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:47 No.18425617
    >>18425578
    Fuck it I'm curious.

    Let's see how this plays out.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)00:47 No.18425620
    The witch is going for the engineer, not us. We must observe this from a distance.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425622
    >>18425578
    Let's save him/gloat at his punishment. Depending on weather he deserves it or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425626
    >>18425578
    ...wat
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425629
    >>18425578
    OKAY THAT'S NICE LETS GO FLY NOW
    >> Major Airlift 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425633
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:49 No.18425639
    For reference, entry one of the Man Laws set forth by Maxim.
    >1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:49 No.18425644
    >>18425629
    This. We have to assholes that need to have a near death experience.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:50 No.18425650
    >>18425560
    The point is, if even the magic specialists couldn't tell it, then mundane people wouldn't.

    It probably is natural selection. The ones with magic survive because of their ability.

    I'd wager a good percentage of aces and career-men are gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:50 No.18425653
    Not our concern, we've got a new plane and a witch that we are actually getting along with.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:50 No.18425655
    >>18425644
    Two even.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:50 No.18425656
    >>18425578
    Wait, just how severely did they break the Bro Code?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:51 No.18425664
    >>18425650
    Remember the conversation with Trude and MC's realization after it.

    Everyone has magic in them, and MC is not an ace because he's a gnome - he's a gnome because he's an ace.

    WW2 is a fucking huge gnome factory.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:52 No.18425669
    >>18425656
    We'll ask them. While doing an inverted snap roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:52 No.18425670
    >>18425578
    Stare, because oh god wut. Then LOOK ELSEWHERE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:52 No.18425671
    >>18425656
    Enough to be feeling guilty about it, which is enough in my book for a couple snap rolls at minimum.
    Then there's the presents they were sending her.
    And hiding the fact that she's a Witch from us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:52 No.18425674
    >>18425578

    >[Witch-equivalent rank here], you're out of uniform!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:53 No.18425680
    >>18425656
    We shall discover their transgressions through the application of high-speed low-altitude interrogation techniques.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:53 No.18425687
    Pull him out.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:54 No.18425690
    >>18425578

    "IT WAS A PROTOTYPE!" the young engineer screams.

    "YOU PUT IT ON WRONG! IT WAS DELIBERATE!'

    "IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT PROTOTYPE!" the young man screams defensively, running over to Shirley's Striker stand to hide.

    "IT'S FINE GERMAN ENGINEERING!" the Witch shouts, chasing the man down.

    "AHA TELL THAT TO THE FW-200 ENGINE CRE-ARGH!" the young man exclaims as the Witch nails him with a well-thrown oil bucket, sending burned, used hydraulic fluid everywhere.

    "In what world do panties count as new technology?" you ask, mystified.

    Sean taps you on the shoulder, then gestures broadly to the room around you. "Dude."

    "... point."

    "HEY! HEY!"

    "What is it *now?* you grump, and turn to see Miyafuji running through the hangar towards you. She pulls to a stop, panting desperately.

    "The... Marines... saw the... video of you... shooting that... dreadnaught... and they say you're a kill-stealing... stealing... glory-hound and that you're.... they're gonna.... get you!"

    "What, when?"

    "NOW!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:54 No.18425691
    >>18425664
    It's...a bit more complicated than that. You need both for the gnome part to kick in in force.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:54 No.18425700
    What pisses me off, is that they went and broke the bro-code.

    Then, they did not tell us... Probably because they were afraid. Or because Robin asked them to, and they decided to side with her over us.

    And it never occured to them that we might be worried about our sister coming into a warzone, and then actually joining the war as a Witch.

    They really should have told us, to avoid a nasty shock for us, and worry over our sister. Instead they kept quiet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425702
    >>18425690
    time to go
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425704
    >>18425690
    PLANE

    AIRBORNE

    NO MORE FUCKING AROUND.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425705
    >>18425690
    "Marines soon fellow Pilot"
    "Oh really? when?"
    "NOW!"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425707
    >>18425690

    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: KILL METRICS

    STRIKE WITCHES will resume MONDAY, 7:00 TO 7:30 PM. BE THERE OR GO YUKUURI-SHAPED
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425709
    >>18425690
    FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY~
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425710
    >>18425690
    Ruffle Miyafujis. Thank her for the warning.

    Pose as a team, because shit is about to get real.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425711
    >>18425690
    >Now
    Duck and cover, pull out knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:55 No.18425712
    >>18425690
    Plane, leave a note saying we're going to actually get something productive done, unlike you marines.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425715
    >>18425690
    TIME TO LEEEAVE!!
    >Sanya, get in the air! We're outa here!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425717
    >>18425707
    I'll take it easy till then.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425718
    >>18425690
    Thanks for the tip, short stuff! I WILL MEET THEM HEAD-ON!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425719
    >>18425707
    >YUKUURI-SHAPED
    OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425720
    >>18425707

    PLANEFAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425721
    >>18425656
    Hitting on Robin. Unnacceptabru, so they must be ding dong bannu.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425723
    >>18425707
    Thanks, PF. Rocking as usual.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425726
    >>18425690

    IN THE PLANE! NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425727
    >>18425690

    not if we leave for night patrol!

    to the plane my comrades!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425730
    >>18425705
    DRAWFAAAAAAG!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425731
    >>18425707
    FAP ANGEL

    nah its cool
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425733
    MONDAY? BUT THATS FOREVERRR
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425734
    >>18425707
    It's been a good run tonight. Thanks, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425737
    >>18425707

    If only every quest had us beating Minna up, oh well, good work Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:59 No.18425749
    >>18425707
    Woooo! I won't miss anything this weekend!
    Good session, Planefag! I like it now that we're back up and running
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:59 No.18425751
    >>18425707
    Hey, planefag. I asked this earlier and didn't get an answer. Do martians have night vision?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:59 No.18425752
    >>18425737
    Fuck you, I still feel like hell about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:59 No.18425756
    >>18425707
    >Yukkuris

    BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BECOME THE WITCHES' EMERGENCY FOOD SUPPLY
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425769
    >>18425752

    Hell enough for......tears?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425771
    With Planefag's sanction, I present now:

    Religion In the Witching World.

    This document relates the changes wrought in the religions of the world by accommodating magic.

    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?f7m39l5bkq4h013
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425773
    Alright, after talking it out with some of the people in the IRC, I've been convinced to try my hand at this writefaggin' stuff. Unlike SWQ and T&L, however, my story won't be focusing on aviators. It'll be taking place onboard a battleship, the USS California, which is part of a combined task force with the KM Bismarck.

    With that said, here is session one of "Prune Barge Shuffle".
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425775
    >>18425752

    Read it carefully, we only land the initial hit... and she was kind of asking for it.

    If you're gonna slap MC, do it with your own damn muscles.
    >> archivalfag 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425776
    Archive updated to FIDDY-FIE. SPECIAL FOOLISH FLYING WARRIOR EDITION. GET IT WHILE IT'S LUKEWARM.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?vxoy7n6s01mzxp0

    And I'll totally get to adding the other writefag(s)'s stuff. Eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425777
    >>18425690
    Well it's a good thing we're about to go on night patrol, then!

    TO THE PLANE! It's gonna be a rough takeoff!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:02 No.18425781
    >>18425752
    Punching her shit was a little much but understandable for the circumstances.

    Really neither of us are going to calm down enough to have a reasonable conversation until the end of the war at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:02 No.18425782
    >>18425690
    Well, time to get airborne. Hopefully we still have a Thompson stashed in the plane.
    >> And now, without further ado... Writefag 03/23/12(Fri)01:02 No.18425783
    Something completely different.

    *coughs*

    pastebin.com/u/LegioCI

    Just in case. Really.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:03 No.18425787
    >>18425783
    >>18425773

    OH BOY TIME FOR CONFUSION
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:03 No.18425789
    Some of my ideas from the chat channel, for taunts:

    >"Kill-stealing? You must mean "doing your job better than you." Including the part where we landed on, and took off from, a boat."

    Make sure to call it a boat. Not a ship. Boat.

    >"So. You can't sail a ship on your own."
    >"And you can't fly worth a damn too?"
    >"What, exactly, do you do here?"


    I approve of the "going to get some real work done" thing too.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #1 Writefag !Mjk4PcAe16 03/23/12(Fri)01:03 No.18425794
    *December 7, 1941, off the coast of Oahu*

    The Pacific Fleet steamed south, back towards Pearl Harbor, covering the Kirishima and Hiei’s retreat, as well as the tow of the Arizona.

    “Status on the Arizona?” asks a voice.

    “She’s holding steady down 20 feet by the head. West Virginia says the tow lines are still secure.”

    “And the rest of the Combined Air Fleet?”

    “Oklahoma just received a message reporting that they’ve passed the Phoenix off of the entrance channel. The transmissions are still garbled, but it appears that they are going to anchor in the Middle Loch.”

    Each word made the navigator’s head pound. He involuntarily flinched and put his hand up to the still-bleeding eye socket, which ALSO still hurt like hell.

    “You okay, Lieutenant Mackintosh?” came the voice of Captain Bunkley.

    Mackintosh looked up and blinked his one good eye, trying to locate the source. “Uh, yessir. I’m still capable of carrying out my duties. I’m fine, sir.”

    “Bullshit.”

    Captain Bunkley and Lt. Mackintosh turned to see Admiral Kimmel coming off the bridge wing. “Son, you may have lost your eye hours ago, but you’re still bleeding over the charts,” He put on a warm but tired smile. “It’s commendable that you’re still up here, Lieutenant. But I can tell that the adrenaline is wearing off, and that eye is starting to distract you. I want you to go down to sickbay, and get that looked at. That’s an order.”
    ***

    “So,” said the chief medical officer over the sounds of the wounded transferred from the Arizona, pinching his nose, “what happened?”
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:05 No.18425806
    (fuck that, didn't mean to trip)

    Mackintosh fidgeted in his seat. “Well, I was on the bridge during the raid. One of those weird spiraling rockets hit one of the glass panes and shattered it. I took a particularly long shard in my left eye, as you can see.”

    “Uh-huh. Then what?”

    “Since I didn’t want it distracting me in the middle of an air raid, I pulled it out.”

    The CMO sighed and pinched his nose harder. “You pulled out the glass shard that was imbedded in your eye. You lucky son of a bitch, you’re damn lucky it didn’t pull the rest of the eye out with it. And you didn’t seek any aid for this for hours…why?”

    “We sortied, sir?” said Mackintosh sheepishly, reacting to the angry glare of the CMO.

    “You idiot junior officers will be the death of me. Well, as you can see around you, I no longer have the space nor the time to perform surgery to remove the deflated husk of your eye. You’ll have to wait until we get back to Pearl for that. I can only do so much right now. Lie down,” ordered the CMO.

    Doing as he was told, Mackintosh laid down on the bed indicated. “Yessir. But why?”

    “Hold him.”

    Four orderlies pinned Mackintosh down, one taking his legs, one each on his arms, one on his shoulders, and one holding his head straight up.

    “I’m not going to lie,” said the CMO as he opened a bottle of Iodine, “This is going to hurt like a bitch. Here, take this,” he said as he placed a cloth-wrapped piece of wood in Mackintosh’s mouth. “Bite down on this as hard as you can. It’s as much as I can give you, “ he finished, as he forced open Mackintosh’s left eyelid and began to pour the Iodine.

    After ten minutes of barely muffled agonizing screams, Lt. Mackintosh finally blacked out.
    >> Writefag 03/23/12(Fri)01:06 No.18425810
    >>18425794

    Should probably note, for the benefit of people not in the IRC that this is a different Writefag.

    Yep. Planefag has *two* of us in his writefag harem now.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)01:07 No.18425818
    >>18425810
    Four writefags and, at last count, three "official" drawfags and a deviant.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:07 No.18425819
    How do I speak personally with planefag? I have something for him to consider.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:08 No.18425822
    ****
    Some time later, the people arguing nearby finally manage to wake him up.

    “I’m telling you, he’s not going anywhere!”

    “Look, Sawbones. Admiral’s orders. He needs all hands who can speak Nip, and the lieutenant there is on the short list.”

    “He just had his fucking eye flushed out with Iodine. He’s in no position to be walking around, let alone talking part in diplomatic talks.”

    With a groan, Mackintosh hauls himself upright, his hand reflexively going to the fresh bandage on his eye. “I’m good, Sawbones. If the admiral needs me, I can deal.”

    “The hell you can!” responds the CMO, as he tries to push Mackintosh back down. “You’re on bed rest orders until we can get you under the knife.”

    Bracing himself with his arm, Mackintosh turns the gaze of his remaining eye upon the CMO, a glare that unruly junior personnel would become very acquainted with in the future. “Doc. The only thing you can do for me until then is give me a shot of morphine for the pain. And since there are people who need it a hell of a lot more than I do, I’m not getting that shot. I’m going to be in pain no matter where I am, so why the fuck shouldn’t I be able to walk around?”

    The CMO returns the glare with one of his own, until a burn patient from the Arizona wakes up and starts screaming again. “You know what? Fine. Go. But don’t bother coming back down here. Just report to the medical station ashore. I’ll forward your file. Now,” he says, directing his attention to the Marine sent to fetch Mackintosh, “if you’ll excuse me, I have patients I need to treat.”

    Gesturing to the door, the Marine leads Mackintosh outside sickbay. “The meeting with the heads of the Combined Air Fleet is in 25 minutes, in the Admiral’s briefing room. Dress Blues. Good day, Lieutenant.”
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:08 No.18425823
    >>18425806
    aaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:08 No.18425825
    >>18425819

    Join the IRC

    #SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:08 No.18425826
    >>18425819
    You don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:09 No.18425835
    >>18425819
    A sacrifice is require before you can even be considered for an audience. Or irc
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:09 No.18425837
    >>18425818
    give him time, soon he'll have a sculptfag too. with his luck the second official SW movie will have a nod at his characters.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:09 No.18425838
    As the Marine says that, Mackintosh looks down and sees that the left breast of his uniform is covered in dried blood. With a sigh, he returns to his quarters to change out of his ruined khakis.

    Ten minutes later, he stepped out onto the deck to get some fresh air and have a smoke. I probably shouldn’t be smoking after a traumatic injury, he thought, but fuck it. I need this. He had just taken a drag off of his cigarette when a laugh he hadn’t heard in two years piped up on his right.

    “Well well well! I *knew* that these aliens wouldn’t be able to kill you that easily! Bet they did…n’t…what happened to your eye?” asks a Japanese witch as Mackintosh turns to face her with a shocked look on his face.

    “Mio…?” The happiness that was swelling up inside him immediately crashed down when he recognized the implications. “Mio. What the fuck are you doing here?”

    ****
    *ONE YEAR LATER*

    *December 7, 1942 Kingston-upon-Hull, England*

    “So let me get this straight,” Mackintosh says into the receiver, “They took you off carrier duty, put you shoreside, and THEN had the nerve to stick you in a squadron with nothing but ARMY witches?”

    “Yep. That’s the whole of it,” the Japanese witch on the other end replied.

    “Oh Mio,” he chuckled, “You poor unlucky bitch. You have any idea when you might get a Navy witch transferred there?”
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:11 No.18425860
    “Eehhhh, we’ve got some feelers out. We should find a suitable candidate before the IJA does fairly soon.”

    “That’s good, at least. So, who’s the bint they stuck you under?” Mio’s response is cut off by the beeping of a horn right outside the phonebooth he was in. Glancing to his left, he saw a Jeep with a Seaman and what appeared to be a Marine officer.

    “Hey! Lt. Mackintosh!” called out the seaman. Mackintosh responded by pressing the receiver to his ear and gesturing “Go away” with his free arm

    “Hey, Lieutenant! Ell-Tee!”

    “Hey, Old One-Eye!”

    “THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME, SEAMAN?!” roared Mackintosh as he immediately stuck his head out of the booth.

    “THAT got your attention well and good,” chuckled the seaman. “Look, I need to go change this jeep in the motor pool to get Admiral Lee’s personal car. Can you look after this guy?”He jerks his thumb at the Marine. “He’s joining the detachment, and needs to get to the ship.”

    Mackintosh is temporarily struck dumb at this. “…wha..what?”

    “Good to hear! Alright, Mr. Wright! It was good talking with you on the ride from the airfield, but the Lieutenant here will take good care of you!” At this, the Marine grabs his seabag out of the back and hops out.
    >> drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)01:13 No.18425872
    >>18425707


    Oh thank god. I actually have time to get caught up on everything I am supposed to be making.

    Er...

    I mean FAP ANGEL!!!!!!

    Anyway, I was going to post a wip of the Touchdown picture, but image limit. Probably for the best. Miyafuji is all sorts of messed up. I will try and fix it as I go. It is a really weird position and I am having a hard time drawing it. YAY CHALLENGES!

    >>18425818

    There are 2 more of me? Dammit, I need to get my multiple personalities in line. In all seriousness, I have only counted 1 besides myself. Unless I am being retarded and missing them (entirely possible). Anyway, more the merrier and all that jazz. Plenty of things to draw for everyone.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:13 No.18425875
    Finding his voice again, Mackintosh finally manages to get some words of dissent out. “Wait, what?! Why is he MY fucking problem?! He’s a Marine, for Chrissakes!”

    The seaman roars with laughter as he throws the jeep into gear. “He’s YOUR problem now! So sorry!” He continues to laugh like a madman as he swings the jeep around and heading in the opposite direction.

    Mackintosh blinks. “I swear to God. If I ever see that son of a bitch again, I’ll keel-haul him.” Turning his eye to the Marine standing there awkwardly, he states “Stare at that wall for a minute while I finish this call.”

    As he directed his attention back to the phone, he heard the distinct sound of Mio snickering. “Got saddled with a Butterbar, did you? You poor bastard.”

    Mackintosh sighs. “Yeah yeah. I’m going to have to cut this short. Hope it works out on your end, Mio.” They say their goodbyes, and he hangs up.

    Stepping out of the phone booth, he finds that the Marine Butterbar is still staring at the wall obediently. Suppressing a snort at this, he addresses the newcomer. “So, Marine. Why are you so important that you interrupt my call with a Witch?”
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:14 No.18425883
    The Marine turns and opens his mouth, but that is soon replaced by the unique look of horror of a man who just realized he cockblocked a superior officer. Mackintosh lets him stew on that for a few seconds before laughing. “No, no. It’s not like that. She’s a comrade in arms of mine,. I *used* to like her like that,” he sighs, “before I watched her bullshit me with a straight face why the Combined Air Fleet was off Oahu.

    “But that’s neither here nor there. Just who are you, Marine?”

    Recognizing an opportunity to pop to when he saw it, he does. “2nd Lieutenant Lawrence Wright, United States Marine Corps, at your service, sir! I’m reporting to my assignment in the Marine Detachment onboard the USS California, sir!”

    Mackintosh returns the salute. “Lieutenant Nicholas Mackintosh, Navigation Officer, USS California. Cut the crap and walk with me.”
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:15 No.18425888
    Wright slings his bag over his shoulder and follows Mackintosh down the street. “So, Mr. Wright, this your first posting?”

    “Uh, Yessir. First posting out of OCS. Frankly, sir, I’m a little nervous.”

    Mackintosh blinks. “OCS? Huh. Normally they send people from Annapolis if a battleship detachment is their first posting. Any idea how you got so lucky?”

    “None at all, sir. Most of my friends pulled a line company.”

    “Weird. Wait,” He squints at the sky, "Oh look, it’s Frau Kaleun. Didn’t see her leave.”

    “Who?” Wright asks as he follows Mackintosh’s finger, which leads to a black-haired woman in a black uniform flying through the sky towards the docks on a broomstick.

    “Kapitänleutnant Christl Fuchs, spotter witch for the Bismarck. Don’t get any ideas about the dark haired beauty, though. She’s already married to an engineer onboard the Bismarck,” He rubs his chin in thought. “That’s odd, if Fuchs is here, wher-“

    “Hi, Old One-Eye!” comes a cheerful voice from behind the two men.

    “-THERE she is,” sighs Mackintosh. He turns around to face the newcomer. “Why HELLO, Florence. What’s the occasion?”
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/23/12(Fri)01:15 No.18425889
    >>18425872
    Yeah, two others have done one-shots.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:16 No.18425903
    The “Florence” is a girl in a Navy uniform wearing Striker units hovering about two feet off the ground. “Oh, nothing much. Just saw you with someone new on my way back to the Prune Barge, decided to drop down and say hi.”

    “Ah. Well, this here,” Mackintosh jerks his thumb at Wright, “is 2nd Lieutenant Lawrence Wright, the newest member of the Marine detachment. Lt. Wright, meet Lieutenant Junior Grade Florence Adams, our spotter witch on the California,” He frowns. “Wait. What do you mean ‘You saw me with someone new?’”

    A shiteating grin spreads over Florence’s face, but before she can say anything, a Germanic voice calls out. “Hey! Apple! Cut the chatter! If you want to spend your time chatting up with men, do it when you *aren’t* wearing your strikers!”

    Florence sighs with dramatic flair. “Fine, Fine! Coming, Kaleun!” She turns to the two again. “See you on the ship, greenie!” And with a gush of air that makes both men hold onto their hats, she takes off again.

    Wright turns to Mackintosh. “’Prune Barge’? ‘Greenie?’”

    “Nickname for the California. Never forget it. And this is your first time aboard ship, right? You’ll find out what ‘greenie’ means soon enough.”
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425915
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    About twenty minutes later, the two of them manage to make their way to the liberty launch docks. Managing to catch the officer’s boat, the two sit down while the coxswain waits for any more passengers. They pass the time with idle chit-chat, before the coxswain decides to set off with just them and a couple of engineers onboard. “Apparently, you guys beat the barroom rush,” he says as he swings the launch out into the channel.

    As they come around a freighter anchored in the channel, Mackintosh brightens. “Well, there she is, Mr. Wright. There’s your home away from home, the USS Californa” he points as a large anchored warship painted dark blue hoves into view.

    “Welcome to the Prune Barge, Marine.”
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:19 No.18425932
    >>18425825
    Which server?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:20 No.18425938
    >>18425932
    Rizon
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:20 No.18425939
    >>18425932

    Where else?

    Rizon.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:26 No.18425987
    And here's the pastebin for session 1.
    http://pastebin.com/92e9YbT6

    And before you ask, Mackintosh met Mio at a diplomatic function when he pulled an assignment on the USS Astoria as his last posting as a midshipman. The Astoria's voyage carrying the Japanese ambassador's ashes home, to be specific. And yes, any potential "feelings" he had for her are dead.

    (and yes, that's technically a picture of the Tennessee. The two sisters underwent a similar small modernization program after Pearl Harbor, since the battleships of the Pacific Fleet were largely lightly damaged in the Martian air raid. None were sunk.)

    So... Comments? Critiques?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:26 No.18425989
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    My MC headcanon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:30 No.18426023
    >>18425987

    It's good. I'd read it again. Do you have plans to take it further, or do you mean for this to be a one-shot?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:31 No.18426031
    >>18425987
    Something about shifts in perspective from third to first person, using/not using quotation marks for internal monologue, a little work on military dialogue (more brevity and conciseness, go for minimum word count and a little more formality I think) and jesus christ eye damage ahhhhh

    Good stuff though.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/23/12(Fri)01:32 No.18426044
    >>18426023
    Nope, it's not a one shot. It's going to be a recurring serial like Thunder and Lightning. Hopefully the combined task force will set sail next session.

    After this Monday, it and T&L are going to start alternating SWQ days.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:33 No.18426064
    >>18426044

    Neat. You are +1 Reader now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:50 No.18426252
    >>18426044
    Good stuff bro



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