IT BEGINS. Posting my paranoia from last thread.

1. Chris has been in a coma for along time
2. Aliens are broadcasting Psi signals
3. Sanya succumbed to the signals in a few days and she only caught a bit of the full magnitude.

Ergo:

1. Chris wasn't abducted, she woke up under alien control and escaped the hospital.
2. The buzz bombs were sent to wipe out all evidence.
3. Chris is now hiding somewhere in the vicinity of London
4. If Chris is awake that means she can actively fight back against the controlling signals.
5. The aliens turned the signals up to 11, to maintain control or to... provide power?

Ergo:

1. The aliens mounted a massive assault on Britain. But this isn't just a straight up attack, this is a EXTRACTION. And we need to stop it fucking ASAP or Chris is never coming back.
2. If we triangulate the beams and locate ground zero, we find Chris.
3. If the transmitters are destroyed the signals weaken.

>>18165563
Hide behind Minna! For once we didn't do anything wrong!

>>18165563
Full disclosure. Might as well tell her all of it. Better she know that there may be a chance of finding and saving her sister, than to not tell her until afterwards.

Tell her about it. Brace for impact. Be ready to hug it out.

Under no circumstances are we to implicate Minna in any way. Do NOT let this point back to Minna.

A white lie is better than no lie? Especially when it does lead to preservation of limbs.

Also whoever archived the previous threads needs to get shot out of a cannon for managing to skipping two whole content posts with the first thread.

>>18165563
MAN UP and tell her in the face. Hopefully Minna can keep her off your hair but the cat is already out of the bag.

>>18165563
Tell her, come clean.

She deserves to know. She nearly had sexy time with us, after all.

>>18165563
"Minna! Save me!"

>>18165595
>>18165604

Man up, tell the truth... and hope Miafuji hears the screaming in time.

>>18165563
May as well be honest here.

Dishonesty will bite us later.

>>18165563
1. Step behind Minna.
2. Reveal that Chris wasn't in her bed when the bombs hit
3. Make mental note to ask Minna to please tell us when people show up behind us when we are talking about them, especially if they can easily kill us.

>>18165573
It doesn't follow. All of this for ONE girl? They have killed Witches before and don't tell me there isn't any potential witch like Chris among the prisoners in Europe.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18165605
Agreeing with this.

>>18165621
And hoping for this.

>>18165563
Time to tell the truth.

Wow, that alliteration.

http://www.mediafire.com/?w0k4d0yanbwak2e

Above is my INCOMPLETE alternate-history timeline. I was finally able to get up to the actual Martian invasion, but I haven't laid out some of the socio-political underpinnings very well yet, (though it's implied pretty heavily in most of it,) and some "canon" answers I've given in threads I have to hunt down again and put in there (like who runs France, Mussolini's fate, stuff like that,) and there's probably hella errors and stuff. BUT AT LEAST IT IS SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. Nothing is set in stone, so you other authors take it as inspiration materiel to fuel your own demented pantsu-plane fics. Contributions that are deemed better then my own timeline will inevitably become canon when my pissweak postulations are shouted down by the overwhelming majority of laughing anons, so don't sweat it.

>>18165563
Be honest. We know what WE did when Minna and co. weren't honest with us, imagine what Trude would do.

>>18165563
Explain everything...

...While hiding behind Minna so Trude can't hit us.

>>18165637

Witches have special abilities... What if Chris was another Radar witch like Sanya? That really narrows down the talent pool... To like two...

>>18165620
This.

Dead in the eye.
Full disclosure.

>>18165644
Pretty sure you never told us what happened with Mussolini. Just a vague idea that the SS offed him.

>>18165644
>http://www.mediafire.com/?w0k4d0yanbwak2e
>
YES

Tell her everything.

Make sure Minna doesn't pull a gun on her.

Has anyone ever confirmed that Chris is, in fact, a Witch?
>>18165563
"Trude, your sister... is a marshmallow. I'm sorry."

Be honest. She deserves to know.
I'm all for trolling people, but this is something serious.

Also, make sure to word it in such a way that she KNOWS that we still weren't sure and that's why we haven't told her earlier!!

Guys, I've been thinking about how the aliums react to airborne radar. You know how whenever an airborne set of radar lights up, they're drawn to it like moths to a fire? I was thinking about how they react to airborne sets like that and not land or sea based ones.

What if the Martians...what if they communicate via natural biological radio waves? And a radar set lit in the air fucks with that like no other? Expanding on that, you know how they manage to regulate the energy of their masers and such invisibly? What if they use natural radio waves to do that too, and an airborne set makes it dangerous for them to even control or operate their fighters?

It would also explain why they can fuck with/are interested in radio-magic witches. They're already had lots of experience with radio waves by just studying themselves, much more than humanity has, so it stands to reason that they are interested in magical radio waves. It would also explain why Sanya got fucked up; she's had her head stuck in the alium tacnet for the past three days. I mean, with all of those images of the targets that got hit, it makes sense.

(now with paragraph breaks!)

>>18165648
>>18165649

NGAF arithmatic gentlemen. We're long overdue on taking large quantities of pain.

>>18165644
Ah, well there you go Panzer. Perhaps now you'll no longer make such a ruckus about the thing?

>>18165670
>>18165670
>>18165670
>>18165670
>>18165670
>>18165670
>>18165670
>>18165670

>>18165563
We tell her the truth, but leave out the part about someone in the castle towers receiving the news. What's one more bullet we take for Minna.

>>18165668
...At least that's what we hope in the best interest of humanity's survival.

>>18165638
Damn dice.

>>18165653
But Chris is not a witch and if she were she would be in training or out there fighting by now. How old is she? Luccini is fucking 12 and killing aliums with the best of them.

>>18165644
>After the Russians hand them a humiliating defeat at the Battle of Kalkhin Gol, the Imperial Japanese Army abandons their designs on Sibera’s oil fields and turn their eyes on Allied possessions in French Indochina, British Burma, and American Caribbean holdings. Admiral Yamato and the IJN in general are apprehensive, but with the Army in control of the government, not much can be said.

My inner history nerd thanks you.

>>18165696
Don't worry about dice, we don't use that in these threads. Your agreement is all it takes to count a vote towards it.

>>18165699
>Coma

>>18165699
>Training as a witch
>She's been in a coma for years

Do you even follow this stuff?

>>18165699

Power isn't a binary state.

If the Martians can get a hold of someone with a touch of magical talent, they can take the next logical steps towards their own nasty surprises.

Not to mention, if they've got enough control, it's not like brainwashing hasn't unlocked powerful (and unpredictable) abilities in "dormant" characters before.

>>18165721
Coma? I thought she was generic sick. themoreyouknow.jpg

>>18165593
>Martians use psi signals to communicate
>They also seem to use a form of radar in conjunction with these signals
>Witches use magical radio signals to communicate with earbeads
>Sean can recognize both signals
>Sean is signal gnome

>>18165644
I must tell you the things!

>>18165596

my face split in half

Requesting repost of the doujin archive

>>18165736
Oh god, if this ever gets outed we totally have to call Sean "Seanya" at least once.

>>18165748
>>18165748
That was posted two threads ago too bro

>>18165685
One bullet wound more and our next hospital visit is free!

>>18165748
He posted that thing furiously over the last weeks.
Don't tell me you never saw it.

>>18165736

We've been over this. We just haven't bothered having him do particularly crazy shit with... his... radio...

Gentlemen, I say we put Sean to the task of jamming martian beams... With aircraft radios.

>>18165573
>>18165676
>>18165736

We're gonna need a lot more tinfoil.

>>18165644
Thank you, Planefag. I'll have you know that I'm about to run a play-by-chat Strike Witches game, and I'll probably be using this. :D

>>18165758
If PF planned this I will eat a hat.

>>18165758
We need to use that to call them both.

>>18165761
>>18165765

I saw the generic "thread-starter" image, and I loved it, because I'd already described the entire point of the quest being "Anon in a Tiger Tank with chainsaws welded on it smashing through a chinaware-polishing/Cute Girls/Cute Things Co.' warehouse," but the "NO PLANEFAG NO," that's new. Oh lawd.

>>18165596

After having to reformat my computer due to a virus, seeing someone using my edit of an edit makes me happy.

>>18165794
And risking Sean/Eila/Sakamoto ass kickings?


...what am I saying, of course we will do it.

>>18165563
Let her know that you are talking to your commanding officer right now, and despite her involvement with the situation, she is not helping.

Specifically, say "YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT TRUDE!"

>>18165767
That's exactly what we need to do. Sean has talent, and we need to light a fire under it by getting him to do something impossible. Knocking out ALL of the alien transmitters is too tall an order. The only other thing we can do is jam them and capture Chris. This is going to be all Sean's gig.

>>18165806

Just saying, that sounds like a great way to get a head start on this mission by taking off without a plane.

>>18165817
Minna won't let her kill us yet. We are in the middle of relaying important info...

But from now on, remember to do an area search before giving out sensitive info.

I haven't been following SWQ, but I am intrigued.

I quite like the anime, and was wondering; PF, do you like the series? Does this quest fit in with established SW canon, or is it more your own creation?

Related, Trude's emblem in glorious highres.

Yes! In time for the quest!
Seconding hiding behind minna and letting her explain.

>>18165836
His own creation.

For example, witches don't lose their powers with age.

>>18165836
I imagine assaussination attempts by field marshals were no part of the canon.

>>18165831
We just let ourselves get bounced dammit! We need to start checking our six more often.

On a side note, am I the only one who thinks dazzle camo is totally awesome?

>>18165857
Also, no Neuroi, but honest-to-goodness HG Wells Martians.

>>18165844
Karlsland's Finest!

mfw timeline

>>18165644
planefag my inner history nerd THANKS you graciously. From the effects of the witches on WWII, to the Battle of Moscow, to VERY neatly giving the IJA command and Tojo's ass the rape stick, to rightly annihilating the Nazis, i find ALL of this HIGHLY plausible. And i read a LOT of counterfaux histories.
Now i want to see the effects of witches on history, like how is it that with real magic being discovered, supposedly early on in human history some empires are not still there, and why history for the most part happened almost as per OTL.

>>18165867
yes. Its ugly, and doesn't actually work. You'd be better off painting the ships black so you could at least be less visible at night.

>>18165890
>2012
>not knowing what Dazzle camo is used for

You aren't trying to hide with dazzle, you're making it extremely hard for enemies to get a range on you.

>>18165867
Allright, who let Escher into the paint locker again?

Seriously, there's a reason we've gone to haze grey on most ships and aircraft...

>>18165910
Because we've got radar, and visual camo is useless against that.

>>18165922
>Bitches don't be knowing about radar absorbent paint.
>2012.
>WheredafuckismyCostanzaimage.png

Like the brave and selfless fighter pilot you are, you emit a weak cry and duck behind Minna.

"Nothing's weird at all! I thought it was weird because I'm stupid and dumb but Minna has it all figured out and Chris is totally kosher like a dill-pickle! Ha! Hahaha!" you stammer.

"... what?" Trude says, utterly baffled.

You peek out over Minna's shoulder. "I SEE NOTHING!"

Trude's eyes narrow. "Tell me."

"I HEAR NUTHING!"

Trude takes several large steps forward, her eyes aflame. "TELL ME!"

"I KNOW NOOOOTHING!" you scream, grabbing Minna's arms and holding her in front of you like a shield.

"Trude," Minna says, holding up her hands. "Trude, Chris is alive."

"... what?" Trude says, looking stunned.

"They dug out her hospital bed and she wasn't in it. With all the combat in the last few days, nobody had time to tell you, and we didn't want you jumping to any crazy theories."

"But... if... if she wasn't in her bed-" Trude gasps in horror, her hands flying to her mouth. "No. No. God no." She falls to her knees, clutching her arms around her. "Chris... oh God, Chris..."

Minna kneels next to Trude, putting a hand on her shoulder, which Trude shrugs off. She winds up and slaps Minna, who makes no effort to avoid or stop the blow. "YOU LIED! YOU LIED!" Minna looks at the ground, accepting the accusation with no complaint. Withholding the truth was lying, of a sort, after all. Trude is swelling with grief and anger and all sorts of emotional poison, and Minna seems willing to let her friend expend it on her rather then herself.

>let Minna handle this
>interject with our usual abrasive wisdom
>other?

>>18165922
Well duh. Dazzle camo was invented in an age when people had to judge distance by eye. It worked pretty well for what it was meant to do.

Hide behind Minna. Her scary-ness overrides Trude's

>>18165956
Abrasive wisdom, also rescue plan.

>>18165934

>he thinks radar absorbent paint is effective within 40 knots

>>18165910
Is it because we have no enemies currently with a competent naval force?

>>18165956
MC~

>abrasive wisdom
We need Trude with her game face on with the aliums in our doorstep and this is not helping.

>According to popular rumor, Hitler is so mad he throws a vegetarian shake against the wall of his office.

<3 <3 <3

>>18165956
>watching Trude beat Minna
LADIES PLEASE.

>>18165956
Let her handle it, but stay on-site. She's probably going to do the whole 'charge the enemy alone' thing.
>>18165957
Please stop posting it my eyes are screaming.

>>18165956
We held the lie too, Minna ain't taken the brunt of this

>>18165956
WHAO GIRL STOP THAT TRAIN

Interject. Tell her to soldier the fuck up. There is a chance we can rescue Chris and we need her on board.

>>18165956
Run off. Forget about confrontation. Check on Ian and Perrine.

>>18165956
>I know nothing

>>18165956
This is partially our fault, so we shouldn't let Minna take all the blame for this.

>interject with our usual abrasive wisdom

>>18165956
Abrasive Wisdom Go!

>>18165956
Abrasive wisdom. Pilot always knows best.

>>18165956
>Tell her everything
>Cower behind Minna

Meh.

>>18165956
This situation seems rather familiar...if it had a few guns...

>interject with our usual abrasive wisdom
We are the wisegnome! Also propose some sort of crazy rescue mission.

>>18165957
gah fuck

its like reading an Elder Scroll.

>>18165956
Once again, hug it out. A good hug makes several things much easier.

>>18165956

interject with asshole wisdom

"cause you know that if your sister was alive right after the attack you would have jumped base and right into some hidden alium trap, then we'd have 2 missing instead of one"

>>18166026
>This situation seems rather familiar...if it had a few guns...

DOESN'T IT.

>>18165956
HOOOOOOOGGAAAAAAANNNNN!

At the risk of being crushed by ZOMG HULK STRONG, it's time to man up.
Hands on her shoulders, serious look, ask her if she's planning to cry all day, or do something about it. Because for the first time since the rocket attack, we have an idea about what might be going on, and how we can stop it.

Abrasive wisdom/hug

>>18166035
And will keep her from drawing weapons.

>>18166052
>implying a hug from us or anyone can stop Trude from hulking out

>>18165956

Minna... This is the kind of thing is the shit of which we will not put up with.

Get Trude to man the fuck up. She's got a chance if she can keep her head on straight.

>>18165956
We stand by our girlfrien- err, friend. She's nothing but a friend. Really. I mean it.

>>18165605
>Do NOT let this point back to Minna.
>>18165956
>Minna fesses up
>gets smacked
Holy crap it's like I'm psychic or something.

>>18165956
Abrasive Wisdom.

We may only have known Trude for a few days, but even we know she would have leapt right into a Martian trap if anyone had told her.

And Trude needs to get her game face on; we've got a shot at busting up the Martian plans, and maybe even saving Chris, if she can hold it together for a bit longer.

You stand there awkwardly as Trude slaps Minna around. Two comrades, their friendship forged in the heat and tragedy of war, one selflessly taking a beating to heal the tragedy-rent soul of her beloved friend. It's the kind of intensely selfless, personal moment that would stir the soul and seize the tongue of any decent man.

So of course you open your big fat fucking mouth.

"You're a fucking idiot," you say.

Trude's red, tear-filled eyes turn to you with sudden fury, and she lurches off the ground, her hand coming back to plow through your face-

"MILITARY hopsital, Trude! They lost her! They put her in the wrong fucking bed or the wrong fucking WARD! Since when has any military been able to find ANYthing or ANYbody? They can't find their own ass with BOTH HANDS!"

Trude freezes in place, her mouth dropping open in a surprised little "o".

"Jesus, where do I start? I was issued a forty-five caliber pistol and thirty-eight caliber speedloaders! I was issued boots two sizes too small and a peacoat three sizes too large AND THE COATS ONLY COME IN ONE FUCKING SIZE!" you rage. "I was issued a mess kit with no fork, a plane with no PROPELLERS and once we had a field-kitchen - FIELD KITCHEN - with electric hot-plates, all-canned rations and NO FUCKING CAN OPENERS!" You're panting now, your long-suppressed hatred bubbling and roiling.

Interject with a RIDER KICK!

>>18166130

>>18166130
Oh god here we go.
Hope you faggots are happy.

>>18166130
Oh god. MC's rage is the best rage.

>>18166130
>Inb4 we get knocked the fuck out

>>18166130
I FUCKING SAID NOT TO TALK YOU STUPID BITCHES

>>18166148

Happy? MC's pointing Hurricane Trude somewhere useful.

I'm ludicrously happy.

>>18166130

>>18166157
At least we'd get some well deserved rest.

>>18166130
ABRASIVE WISDOM FUCK YEAH

How did we have so many posts saying to tell Trude everything and then end up with us bullshitting her?

http://www.mediafire.co/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
Have some delicious witches in afrika

God DAMN IT, planefag.


We said we should fess up without blaming Minna!

>>18165795
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18072147/#18072568
What now, bitch?

>>18166172

We're still getting to it.

I'm hoping that MC is gonna point out that his "OUTLANDISH THEORY" may not hold water, but they still need to check out the damn beams!

>>18166130

"I've seen tanks with telephone poles for barrels. I've seen tank-destroyers issued only HE shells and tanks issued only AP rounds. I have seen howitzer crews issued tugsten shells and tank crews issued PAINT SHELLS." You tear at your hair as the hate overtakes you, and it is not a good pain at-fucking-all. "WHO. PUTS PAINT. IN A CANNON SHELL. WHAT THE FUCK."

Trude is staring at you in shock, her jaw hanging slack, her cocked fist dangling uncertainly.

"I have seen crates of typewriters - crates of mother-fucking typewriters - delivered to the front-lines for administrative purposes. I almost had my ass blown off because I requested a ten-second bomb-fuse and the tubes so labeled had TENTH-SECOND bomb fuses in them. Tenth-second? What the shit is, I don't even, who the hell, why? Why, Trude, why?" you ask, almost incoherent now.

>>18166174
Longer version.

>>18166130
*inhale* So much for what is probable.
On the other hand, should the improbable have happened, your sister could by now be a robot under control of the Martian invaders, should our vague and baseless suspicions prove true.

>>18166130

>"Jesus, where do I start? I was issued a forty-five caliber pistol and thirty-eight caliber speedloaders! I was issued boots two sizes too small and a peacoat three sizes too large AND THE COATS ONLY COME IN ONE FUCKING SIZE!" you rage. "I was issued a mess kit with no fork, a plane with no PROPELLERS and once we had a field-kitchen - FIELD KITCHEN - with electric hot-plates, all-canned rations and NO FUCKING CAN OPENERS!" You're panting now, your long-suppressed hatred bubbling and roiling.

I remember, back in 2006 when I was deployed, there was one day a week we got a delivery of about 200 gallons of diesel at our FOB.

First time these deliverey was supposed to happen a Truck rolls up and drops off 200 gallons of Bacon grease

>>18166204
Weeelp, it appears MC has had some prior history with the Logistics Department.

>>18166204
This may actually work. We may not end this day unconscious.

>>18166204
Okay, NOW I'm laughing.

>>18166204
>>18166204
>"What the shit is, I don't even, who the hell, why? Why, Trude, why?"

Hey don't sweat it guys. You know how they say ninjas can't catch you if you are on fire?

Well who kicks a dog with rabies?

This is a stall tactic, if Trude is in a punchan rage just talking to her will do nothing more than offer another target.

>>18166211
Pfthahaha.

>>18166204
Did we forget our medication on Sara?

MC is saying the same thing as when Minna was having her PTSD episode, i.e. BAD THINGS HAPPEN HOLY SHIT NOW KEEP TRUCKING

If only he could get it through HIS head...

>>18166204

Dude Chill~

>>18166236
...it's been one of those weeks.

>>18166174
>>18166208

Whyyy! Mediafire is down... Why, cruel Armok?

>>18166204
This could work.
Most likely case, fucking military hospital can't get shit right and the room they THOUGHT Chris was in, was the wrong room and Chris is already safely away in some other hospital.

Yeah, in hindsight, this is probably the best version of Abrasive Wisdom that actually had a chance of working.

>>18166237
The same trick might not work twice...

rolled 16 = 16

>>18166130


I'm rolling for RIDER KICK.

>>18166211
>200 gallons of Bacon grease
Fucking why

>prompting Hitler to issue a formal declaration that powerful magical bloodlines are a distinctly Aryan trait, exempting the valuable Witches from persecution

Oh Hitler, you are the master of asspulls

>>18166204

>Hey we need grease pencils make it happen
>aye Chief
>hey chop heres our requestion form for our supplies.
>Oh ok here you go 5 cases of charcoal markers
>hurm

other time
>Hey go get the extra infinaband server
>aye chief
>hey chop need to grab that infinaband server we have in supply
>can you wait a couple weeks
>no, why?
>cause the server is back in port.

I understand how mc feels, kinda

>>18166262

The important thing is, even when we mention our theory, that she's got an alternative to believe.

She's gonna be far more useful if her imagination has been chained down to a few simple ideas of where she could be.

>TENTH-SECOND bomb fuses
Armoury y u do dis

>>18166211
Why... why do they even have that quantity of bacon grease? That's just silly.

>>18166269
Because it's delicious.

Did your bath in it? That's what I'd do.

>>18166269
put it on bullets to prevent corrosion... yeah, corrosion

>Amelia Earheart
>Witch

This...makes sense. I wonder if she did vanish for a bit...

>>18166204

"But no, no, noooo," you say, wiggling your fingers in the air dramatically. "Nooo, it wasn't that some clerk somewhere took the hospital roster and rolled a blunt with it, no, I'm sure the only explanation is MARTIANS that somehow managed to kidnap your sister and spirit her away, right past RAF Hornchurch, the biggest fucking fighter base in South-East England, with magical teleportatin beams. That big cannon on Mars is a bitch but it only sends drop-pods one way, sweetheart! How'd they get Chris OUT, huh? They have a huge vaccum cleaner on the moon now? Huh? Is MECHA-MAID cruising around at forty-thousand feet, vacuuming up our hopes and dreams?"

Trude utters a syllable.

"NEIN!" you roar. "FUCKING NEIN! Somebody fucked up and they're covering their ass, the same lazy-ass fuckhead rear-echelon assholes who never fill a supply manifest and always get shipments in three days late and all the pallets tipped on their sides, besides and for their masterpiece, their fucking object-de-art, they steal all the Marlboro's and Camels and Lucky Strikes so all that's left for the men actually fighting the war are those MOTHER. FUCKING. CHESTERFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDZ-" you cry, ripping a pack of the hated, disgusting, useless horrid bastards out of your coat and crushing them in your hand, hate flaring in your eyes.

>>18166211
So... super delicious fries?

>>18166269

bureaucrat filling out fiddly little fucking forms with tiny text while hungover/asleep.

>>18166303

>MOTHER. FUCKING. CHESTERFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDZ-

>>18166303
We have a bunch of those Chesterfield cases in our basements. We're never going to get rid of the fuckers.

>>18166303
>Martian recon monitoring us
>Martians retreating from all fronts

>>18166303
>Planefag is punishing us for PARANOID.jpg
Harder Planefag, harder!

Well, I now know what I'm doing this weekend.

>>18166303
oh look at the time.
breakdown time.

get my blanky?

>>18166303
Oh god I can't breathe.

>>18166331

You know she's gonna end up being there just so MC can go ballistic again.

>>18166303
MY SIDES
Even if we get knocked out, this has been so cathartic for MC he might as well take up Buddhism and become the Boddhisatva of the Air when he wakes up.

>>18166303
>MC's face now
FUCKING CHESTERFIELDS!!!

>>18166303
Oh god... dying of laughter...

>>18166289

For the record, I'm not making that up. This actually happened to Robert Lee Scott, who flew a P-40 with the Flying Tigers. He wrote about it in his book, God Is My Co-Pilot. Nearly had his ass blown off by it when he bombed a bridge in China; a conveniently-placed hill saved his ass by absorbing the blast. He gets back to base and they're like "ten second fuse? Though you wanted a TENTH-second fuse!"

They actually had tenth-second fuses.

>>18166354
Sweet christ

>>18166354
For high-altitude bombing, I expect.

How the fuck the ground attack people got them I have no idea...

>>18166354
What the hell for? Ramming actions?

>>18166354
...why. Why would you even NEED a 1/10 second fuse.

>>18166303
>1943
>Not smoking Trommler
>Ich hoffe ernstlich, ihr Untermenschen tut so etwas nicht.

>>18166363

Simple... For dealing with annoying pilots.

>>18166354
How do you effectively use an explosive with a tenth-second fuse?

>>18166372
High altitude bombing? Maybe it's a contact fuse?

>>18166371
This...seems accurate.

>>18166303
> Is MECHA-MAID cruising around at forty-thousand feet, vacuuming up our hopes and dreams?

GUFFAW.

>>18166303
>Minna: "I am so wet right now."
>Trude: "Same."

And that's how we spent the night performing rage-fueled naked kraut wrestling.

>>18166372
By having the fuse only light after a certain number of rotations of the device after it's armed, or by causing the fuse to light only after it strikes a surface.

This would generally be just enough time to cause the explosive to bounce ~head high.

>>18166354
made a believer out of 'im?
>lived to 97
>God is my Co-Pilot
SOMEbody was looking out for this guy

>>18166303
Well I suppose that is one way to avoid super strength punches.
Is blather automatically a trained skill for enlisted personnel or is it just pilots?

>>18166403
Class skill for Armed Serviceman.

>>18166372
I think it's an impact fuse with a delay, so the plane can GTFO before the boom.

>>18166403
It's not blather.

it is, in fact, conversationally superflous vocal-vocal information exchange

>>18166303

Then Trude punches you in the jaw.

You spin around three times on your heel and drop into the grass like a sack of potatoes. The crushed box of hated Chesterfields still gripped in your clawlike hand, you lay on your back in the grass, tittering madly.

"You STILL should have told me!" Trude yells down at you, face still tear-streaked, but those awful heaving sobs have stopped, and she looks more tired then anything.

"Trude!" Minna yells. "Trude, stop!"

"Why should I!" she exclaims, rounding on Minna. "You kept it from me, too!"

You miss the rest of the conversation, because you're kind of dizzy and disoriented and filled with a hot, hot hate. People talk around you, somebody lifts you, others drag you, but all you can see is Logistics officers, in their offices, smoking your Lucky Strikes, petting huge fat white cats while they chew through Spam, REAL Spam, spelled with an "a" as they laugh and laugh and laugh it up, crushing little pilots scampering about their desk with the burning end of their cigarettes.

And lurking in the back of your thoughts, in the dark places you never admit exist... is fear.

>Of What?
>And For Whom?

>>18166403

>Balther

Automatic skill for all enlisted, 1st lieutenatants and Captains whenever the Major is around.

2nd Lt. don't know shit

>>18166420
The tenth-second fuses are obviously not meant for the low-flyers.

>>18166403
This is actually a highly structured codified military discussion

>>18166403
Looks like the Rational Liar talent to me.

>>18166430
Fear of bees most likely. No one likes bees.

>>18166430
Character development time, huh?

How about a thing instead of a person? How about the crushing depths of the ocean? How about your plane getting fucked up by a maser that fuses your cockpit so you can't bail? How about hearing the water crack your canopy, too far down to swim back up?

>>18166430
>>Real Spam
>>Spelled with an "a"
BRAVO

>>18166430
FUCKING SPEM

>>18166430
Scared of; Alien mind control
For whom; All our sakes.

>>18166430
DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE!

>>18166430
Railroads. An unearthly fear of railroads.

>>18166430
Trude breaking us in half?
Terror-boner for minna?

Them both putting aside their differences long enough to focus on their mutual belligerence towards us?

Vivisection at the hands of the government?

Spontaneously losing the ability to fly?

There are many things that likely terrify us.

Fear of witches, for our sanity

>>18166453

Off-topic, but I confess I don't understand that one. Honey bees are pussies. Puff some smoke at 'em and you can work on a hive with nothing but leather gloves on. Fo serious, I've done it.

>>18166439
The major source of confusion for myself and apparently lots of other anons is that we interpreted "timed fuse" to mean one that initiates on release, like a grenade or flak shell.

>>18166430
>Of What?
Logistic Officers, of course.
>And For Whom?
Our Lucky Strikes, and all the other pilots.

AND NOTHING ELSE.

>>18166430

>Fear of what

Death. Always Death.

No soldier, no airman, no seaman has ever been deployed and not been afraid of death.

I've felt it, many of my buddies have felt, my father, and my grandfather have felt it was well. It's a horrible, nawing, dark deep pit of fear too.

>for whom

That's the funny thing though, it's rarely for you. When shit hits the fan and you're on the edge, then you're afraid for yourself. But at all other times its fear for others, the people in your squad and especially for the people back home.

Every day of my deployment I was terrified one of my kids was going to get hit by a car or something like that.

War sucks, and death sucks even more.

>>18166430
Of failure?
For your buddies? You may have mocked them, all those quiet nights in the sky, but these are your BAND OF WITCHES now.

Fear of being locked in a room filled with nothing but chesterfields. Goddamn.

>>18166430
Of What:
Our Feelings for Minna
Minna
Failure

And For Whom?
Minna
Our Crew
The rest of the 501st

>>18166469
That's the whole point of phobias. They're irrational fears.

I run like a little bitch from bees.

>>18166430
Damn, tricky.
I kind of want to go for the big softie approach as team big brother. Our witches. Only we get to make them suffer.

>>18166430

How about the fact that we just spent five minutes ranting about logistics to deflect Trude's anger.

And never actually had a answer for her any better than our theory?

We dodged the question. There are beams crossing north of London, and we still can't say why.

>>18166469
>shooting skeet with friend
>he gets stung
>starts fucking DYING
>have to inject him and call 911

FUCK

BEES

>>18166469

>>18166430
Sakabro. Her and everybody else that makes it through our BS shield. That is our fear. We in fake it until we make it mode, and we haven't quite made it yet.

>>18166474
Let's go with this. Nothing more true than that.

>>18166430
It's obvious, isn't it?
MC fears losing people. His terror at the thought of Sean bleeding to death in the radar operator seat sent him through a hail of flak. He headbutted someone who had a fucking gun pointed at him because otherwise she would go on a suicide mission. He swallowed his own pride during a fight because there was someone in the water that needed him.

He fears for everyone that flies with him, fights with him, is friends with him - because they can be snatched in an instant.

>>18166469
For my part it's having never been stung. It's the worrying about allergies or whatever that drive me nuts. Spiders, I can handle and appreciate. I can even give honeybees a pass. But fucking wasps and hornets and dickholes of the daisy field are NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOPE tier.

mfw

>Get stunk by bee
>Catch it as it tries to fly away
>RIP stinger out of left arm
>Stab bee to death with its own stinger
War... War never changes

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>>18166430
You'll get your spem and you'll fucking like it

>>18166493
Funny story, my dad got stung once. His throat closed up. The paramedics shot him up with a double dose of adrenaline, and he started spazzing out. They laughed.
I slept through the whole thing because nobody bothered to wake me.

>>18166515
>Supposed to be stung
Hurrrr
How did i even mess that up, K isn't even near G

>>18166505
Pretty much this.

>>18166515

>>18166474

Oh god, fucking this.

The worse part about war isn't that you might die its that buddies you've spent YEARS with might. I was lucky, but I've seen people destroyed by the deaths of their friends and loved ones

>MC

>>18166511
What are we gonna do at night in the sky oniiiiii-chaaaaan?

>>18166505
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>>18166474

Going with these two.

>>18166479
Yeah this.

>>18166430
Oh? Are we talking about everything?

>Of What?
Actual Gnomes
Not being able to Bounce
Being Bounced BY WITCHES!
Furless Cats

>And For Whom?
Punching us.
Us
Us
Also us

Gives all his fear for his comrades
Saves none for himself

>>18166430
What we could possibly be afraid of:
Our plane - what will happen to her
the 501st - big war, how many comrades do we lose this time
Trude's Sister - what if we're wrong
Ourself - we're a gnome in the middle of a war. Shot down by martians or a bullet in the back, which is it

What we're really afraid of:
Fucks - have we started to give some?

>>18166474
This is what I was thinking, I just couldn't pull the words together.
We have a winner.

>>18166515
>Bees fucking everywhere around the house
>Buy electric racket to end the yellow menace
>Every time I kill one two more seem to take its place

Fuck bees.

>>18166474
I like this one. Going with this.

>>18166505
>>18166474
Gotta go with these two.

>ants won't leave me alone
>ants get in my box of favorite crackers
>War is declared
>find nest
>burn nest with lighter and AXE
>ants try to evacuate Larva
>"oh, we won't be having any of that."
>Light larva on fire

>>18166430
If our TERRORBONER is anything to go by, we both fear and fear for Minna. and if the denials are anything to go by, we fear our feelings for her even more.

If we're not clinically insane we fear death, but we fear failing our friends even more.

spiders are worse than bees..


At some point a bee is gonna get stuck in our plane while flying

>>18166430

>Of What?
>And For Whom?

Of Fire
For Us and our crew

Pilots live in the air and die by fire. FUCK FIRE

>>18166584
Fuck ants. FUCK THEM FOREVER.

>>18166552
DING DING DING

Plane fucked up, Sean dead, nothing to lose? MC throws himself at the aliums, looking to rack up his kills before going down. Sean might still be alive? FULL THRUST AHEAD I AM LANDING THIS SHIT AND NO ALIUMS NO FLAK AND NO SPARKBITCHES WILL STOP ME

MC always runs his worst (non-trolling) risks when the lives of the people he fights for/with are on the line.

FEAR OF

THINGS WITH MORE THAN FOUR LEGS

FOR HUMANITY

Also fear of minna and witches on their time of the month for the safety of the world

>>18166584
Ants have developed agriculture, livestock and biotechnology. Fuck ants.

>>18166589
>not having a few bro spiders in the house to take out shitty insects

Only ones I don't tolerate are brown recluses, other than that, I let them hunt shit down for me. They generally just stay contained to their web and never move from it.

>>18166587
No, we do not deny that we would want to suck her thighs forever, but seriously, she's a utter bitch.

>>18166610
I like one or two.

I draw the line at huge female ones watching me sleep and sitting on my chest waiting for me to wake up.

spider waifus are not sexy in real life

>>18166584
>find a large nest of ants in my back yard when moving patio stones
>well a good helping of vitamin G will help with this
>fire grows out of control
>a good 10 foot wide swath of my lawn is now black
>ants nest status; Extra crispy

>>18166605
Ants have developed slavery. Ants also have no real command structure, they're more like a hive-mind, meaning you can NEVER stop a colony from functioning unless you kill every last ant. Ants are also fiercely devoted, and only care about the good of the colony, and if the colony decides that biting and stinging you is in its best interest, they will all gladly throw their lives away trying to accomplish just that.

>>18166642
So...Guardsmen?

MOTHERFUCKER. I'M A TITAN THEN

This just in: The martians are secretly ants.

More at 11.

>>18166631
>"Wake up anon-kun <3! You're going to be late for class~!"
>not wanting your spider waifu waking you up in the morning

We don't really get big spiders in Michigan. I had a tarantula as a kid so maybe that desensitized me a bit.

Though I found a male black widow on my university's campus this last semester, which was interesting.

>>18166618
There are a lot of us who like her, so stop pretending like there isn't.

Besides, we deserved a bit of her bitching. We can be a asshole sometimes.

>>18166672
Trust me, waking up to a huntsman on your face is not fun.

Fuck the Appalachians

>Bees.
>Not Giant Japanese Hornet.
>Which kills bees by the dozens of thousands in less than 4 hours.
>And can fly 50 miles a day.
>Flesh eating acid-poison.
>That summons more of them.
>That it will spray in your eyes given the chance.
>Because you got inbetween it and the bees.
>40 people a year suffer this fate.

>>18166688
You forgot the part where bees swarm all over them and vibrate so hard that they cook the wasp alive. Japanese bugs are hardcore.

I am okay with spiders as long as they stay at least a couple feet away and are not above me. The problem is that they never stay at least a couple feet away and love to bungee down into my keyboard while i'm typing.

>>18166688

Guys, We're way off topic...

We're supposed to be talking about thin waisted flying broads with poor tempers and heavy armam...

>>18166666
FUCK YOU, DEVIL!

>>18166688
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L54exo8JTUs

AND THEY SHALL KNOW NO FEAR

>>18166303
>That big cannon on Mars is a bitch but it only sends drop-pods one way, sweetheart!

Interesting. PF, do Martians have to dick with Hohmann transfer orbits?

>>18166672
I used to have a pet Black Widow. Female. They're mostly harmless. Very docile, really.

However, we did release it into the wild when it turned out to be a mother. A thousand baby Widow's running around the house didn't seem like a good idea.

>>18166705
>Guys, We're way off topic...

No, we are on topic, and clearly MC is afraid of insects of all forms.

>>18166727
Scorpions are not insects.

>>18165644
>>18165644
OOOH. NEAT.

>>18166680

>>18166678
no one's pretending there isn't, we're just hoping you'll go away. Also, though we've done plenty to warrant her bitching at us, hardly any of her bitching has been about that stuff

>>18166714
How do we know it's a cannon? Given modern telescopes IRL, we can't really make out much detail of the Martian surface from Earth.

Is there a space program in the SW universe? Because the only way to get the detail you'd need to see a cannon is with a recon satellite?

Or is MC just talking out his ass?

>>18166731
New topic: Fuck the entire phylum arthropoda.

Don't we need to track down those beams?

>>18166680
Meh, I used to let my tarantulabro crawl around on me while playing snes. I'd rather wake up with a huntsman than a widow/recluse.

>>18166688
I've heard those actually make an interesting pet. Probably blocked for import though.

>>18166704
But anon, she just wants to see what you are up to!

>>18166720
I've had run-ins with them in TX. I don't mind them, just not one I'd tolerate around the house, too poisonous.

>>18166743

He just watches the damn news.

You'd hear something about a rocket going the other way now wouldn't you?

>>18166711
>one hour
>10,000 bee casualties

Dear lord...

afraid of ourselves because no matter what we said we know chris is in deep and we know that we cant help being suicidal in these situations.

>>18166705
MC clearly fears these broads being taken hostage, and spliced with those fucking japenese bee's.
Not only would they be heavily armed with Martian tech, they'd be magical, part fucking bee, and you just know their periods would sync.

I hate this entire thread.

Fear.

You've never really feared death, past the primal biological level, which means your brain-stem is considerably smarter then you are in that regard. In an academic sense you know you're a fool, but you don't really *know* it. And you know that, too. Or something? Who cares. But dying in the prime of life, when your eyes are still sharp and your muscles still strong never seemed like a bad way to go. In the air, every second counts, every drop of gasoline burned, every joule of energy spent or gained, every round fired. Your fate is literally in your hands, the throttle and the yoke. Happiness is granted to those who accept their fate, but glory to those who defy it - and you defy gravity, logic, authority, chain-of-command and most recently socio-political norms concerning the supernatural almost as naturally as breathing. Hell, you can't seem to stop, even if you try. The equation was never hard for you to figure. Better to Live for ten years then die over sixty, chained to a desk and a suit and a boring, safe job....

>>18166769
Are you complaining about the railroading or the insects?

>>18166769
Seconded. Kill with fire all biological things in this thread which fly.

>>18166743
its a war of the worlds reference. and if it works like it did in that book all we see is the muzzle flash.

>>18166743
I'm pretty sure that they would notice the kind of fuckhuge mass driver Martians would need to fire dreadnoughts at us.

Unless they've set up drydocks in orbit, but surely we would have noticed that.

>>18166751
hover ass forever

>>18166774
So we have fear of becoming those officers, right?

>>18166753
Only if it was detectable. Besides, even if the Martians don't ever send anything back, we still don't know its a cannon that sends them, do we? Couldn't it just be rockets?

Also, this reminds me, do the Martians have to wait for that launch window NASA does in real life? Mars is only readily accessible for a few months every two years or so, so from their point of view, Earth would only be accessible just as often.

>>18166680

I recently was bitten on the ass by a Widow hiding out in the toilet bowl. I'm not sure if this is karma or irony for killing another Widow a few hours prior. They're fucking *everywhere* here. Appalachia also.

>>18166774
>in the middle of conversation
>ping timeout
fuck uuuuuuuuuu

>>18166790

DIE!
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuMS3KDNysM

All of my want

>>18166806
you're welcome
and thanks

misery loves company

>>18166774
Get a move on sir

>>18166832
This train isn't leaving the station until he's good and ready.

we're afraid of losing the best gunner in the world when he skips town to dodge that paternity suit.

>>18166838
I just don't see where he's going with any of this.

>>18166823
D'aww. It almost doesn't seem like a horrible killing machine.

>>18166741
>we're hoping you'll go away.

Stop making pronouncements about the will of the thread. YOU hope I'll go away. But I won't.

>>18166842
We don't fear OUR death.

Our FRIENDS' death, on the other hand..

>>18166840
But he would never a Perrine, right?

>>18166863
He might have accidentally the Perrine once or twice.

Yes, the whole Perrine. She's kind of a freak like that.

>>18166708
Wrote himself into a corner? Who knows.

>>18166823
>Watch this
>look at my own thumb
Jesus Christ.

Glad I live up here in Canada where it's too cold for big fuckers.

Half an hour for a single paragraph.

>>18166856
Ok, right, but so what?

>>18166897
He's busy laughing at us

This thread has all of my meh.

>>18166873
Hey, we didn't see any signs yet. Until she starts puking or getting dizzy there's still hope for our gunner. But knowing how he can shoot stuff right at its target...

Easy, children.

>>18166774

But not for your friends. Sean has a sharp wit and a real talent for seeing what others do not, in any situation. Ian is brilliant, and one of the most decent men you know. Sanya has her father's musical talent, and more besides - and she's only 15. You live in the moment and ask for nothing more, but they have a future ahead of them.

They have something to lose.

And if you let them come to harm, then your worst fear will be realized. You won't be the creature of Now, already fulfilled, in-the-moment. Then you'd be a useless shitbag who lived because a better person died.

It can't happen. It must NOT happen. You must be, forever, what you are - an elemental spirit of the air, a warrior forged in fire and wind, burning brightly until you burn out. Not a desperate man with no fucking idea what he's actually doing, flailing for solutions before the situation overwhelms him. You live fast and you *must* die young, or it's all for naught.

Which is probably why you're scared shitless of Mi-

"-otally out of it," Zuuchini is muttering, seeming quite disappointed. "Hey! Kathy, maybe if you shoot your gun again!?"

"NO!" scream several other people in unison, including the thin, reedy voice of the pup's proprietor.

You groan, clutching your head. You seem to be lying on a table, half-awake. Your head and face is wet. Somebody took off your jacket. Somebody else is trying to shove nasty-smelling crap up your nose, waving it around like it's an amulet or something. You feel angry for no reason and every reason at the same time. You can't remember where you are.

>WAT DO

>inb4 pronoun b4 "engine"

>>18166840
>>18166912
Deed zumbody call for ze doktor? Are zere peeples in needing ov zum medicashunz?

>>18166897
He's not sure what to write. We spent a lot of time talking about bugs.

Personally, it seems to me we're worried about watching our friends die, and our our feelings about Minna.

>>18166940
DRINK

HEAVILY

>>18166940
"Oh no, not again. WHERE IS MY WHISTLE."

>>18166940
PILOT WITH HEADACHE NEEDS BOOZE BADLY

>>18166940
"You're in my way, sir."

>>18166940
CRAZY IVAN

>>18166940

>STEP 1

Find jacket

>STEP 2

Get witches in the air

>STEP 3

Set course for north of london

>>18166940
Wake up in a way that startles them. Scream or something.

Then go find out what's up with Minna and Trude.

>>18166940
Why don't we get all the Witches up in the air on a mission that we can't tell Trude about because we just lied to her?

>>18166940
>FUCK YOU, ZUCCHINI!

It's like the only thing we ever say to her.

>>18166940
We need a drink

>>18166940
"Where the fuck am I, why isn't my plane fueled, what REMF do I have to punch to get my ammo, and where are the goddamned Martians so I can kill the fuck out of them?"

Grab the smelling salt and chuck it away.

Glare at Trude.

Get to our feet and order a brew.

>>18166956
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>18166940
Throw arm around waist of nearest witch, take to quiet corner

>>18166940

Oh hey there deep seated lack of self worth, didn't expect to run into you today.

>>18166940
"I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LOST CONSCIOUSNESS BECAUSE I CHOSE TO."

Get a drink, find out if britain is doomed, and if it's not, then start drawing up a plan to go bomb the alium's weirdass radio beams into scrap.

>>18166940
"RAPE!"

Then go see Minna about what happened with
Trude.

>>18166954
like this one

>>18166940
"Mina! Mina! Is that rescue mission a go?"

Try to get our feet, check our sidearm, and get dressed properly.

>>18166940
Punch whatever fuck is doing that in the nose. We just had a delusion about being afraid of something and fucking spiders, fucking ants, fucking bees, and fucking incests.

>>18166940
"Meeeyaaafooooogeeeee I need spaaaaarkeeeeeels"

>>18166940
>Zuuchini

Shove the smelling salt in her face

>>18166940

grab the nose thing and throw it. call everyone imaginary.

>>18166940
"I NEED A DRINK, A WOMAN AND SOMETHING TO KILL."

This >>18166954
or this >>18166984

>>18167002
I'm not even going to ask why your spellcheck chooses 'incest' over 'insects'

Also, we may need to compliment Trude on her haymaker when we save Chris from the aliums.

>>18167002
>and fucking incests.
Freudian slip?

>>18166940
Under no circumstances will we see Trude. She will murder us.

>>18167028
MC DOES apparently have a sister...

>>18167028
>Trude and Sister.
Yes?

>>18166940
Rape whistle

Find out what happened between Minna and Trude

I NEED A BEER, AND I NEED TO SEE SOMETHING NAKED.


THEN I NEED TO VOLUNTARILY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS IN A BED OF SOME SORT SO I STOP HALLUCINATING

>>18166940
Blow the motherfucking whistle. And get to your feet, there's work to be done. Get to Minna and Trude, you lost important time because of all that and blame them for it.

>>18166940
Ask if anyone caught the number of that truck.

call meeeyafoojay.

>>18167016
>being mean to Zuuchini
I shiggy...

Rape whistle

>>18167032
No, if our past experience is any indication, she'll have calmed down considerably and may even be willing to join us on the mission.

Once we have come to and realized where the fuck we are, it's time to taunt Chuck with our dread kill.

Also drink.

Heavily.

Because seriously, shit is way too fucked up AND WE'VE LEFT OUR ONE TRUE LOVE ON SOME LIMEY AIRFIELD SOMEWHERE. Oh, sure, the Havoc G's a fine plane, a fine plane. But it's not our baby.

>>18166942
Whose engine are you talking about? My engine? Your engine? Their engine? The plane's engine? Mr. Magic's Engine of Wondrous Things?
>I don't think that filter filters what you think it filters

>>18166940
Look at Kath and scream "HALLUCINATION"

"I didn't need that brain anyways. BARKEEP, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR BOOZE"

>>18166954

are you sure we dont have it?

if we have it blow it instead.

>>18167055
In before people try to quote this and get filterbanned...

>>18166954
This works.

>>18166940
Grab the smelling salts, throw them away, and demand to be cleared to fly so we can kill some Martians and find out what they're targeting north of London.

>>18166954
Blow as loud as humanly possible. It'll scare off the witches AND the bugs.

"RESCUE MISSION" Just fucking scream it.

Next time we get a piano

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HStrLiUKn6s

Pretty goddamn catchy

>>18167055
>>18167077
I've been very curious what triggers the ban. Can someone write it in a pictar and post it?

>>18166940
"With my dying breath, I curse Zucchini"

>>18167096
GOD DAMN BUGS!

FUCK IT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PLANE I CANNOT HANDLE 10 WOMEN ALL OF WHOM GET BITCHY AT THE DROP OF A HAT AND HOW MUCH OF THE BASE WILL BE LEFT WHEN Y'ALL HAVE YOUR PERIODS ANYWAYS?

>>18167110
Who are we rescuing?

>>18167116
The ban is thought to be triggered by a a possessive verb followed by the word "engine."

Uh, aren't we supposed to be going on a "rescue" mission? Getting drunk might not be the wisest of decisions..

>>18167131
Trude's sister. Why? Because MC is the only one who gets shit done.

>>18167131
Everyone! From BUGS!

>>18167077
What? If I can post it why would other people get banned for it? I don't know what triggers this supposed filter but it's definitely not ('s engines) on its own

>>18167066
Too coherent. Just look at her and start screaming.

As your woozy thoughts careen around your skull, you realize that you've came tantalizingly close to a revelation about yourself... but just like a dream right after waking, you can't quite recall what it was. On the tip of your brain, as it were.

But the more pressing matter is that sumbitch who woke you up and the loud-mouthed wop sprite and her high-pitched voice spearing through your skull.

You seize the little jar of smelling-salts and, aiming by audio, hurl it at Zuuchini.

"AAAH! AAAH! NOOO!"

You sit up and blink blearily.

"IT'S ALL OVER MY SHIIIIIIIIIRT!"

Looking around, you spot your flight jacket hanging off a nearby chair, and you start groping for it.

"ARrgchchc *cough!*" Luuchini begins choking as the fumes of the smelling-salts overtake her. Shirley steps in and pulls off her uniform jacket, with great difficulty because Luuchini refuses to stop squirming on olfactory panic.

"Right, what'd I miss?" you query blearily.

"Trude got pretty grabby with your-" there's the sound of a sharp slap, and a hoot of triumph mingles with somebody else's snort of rage.

"Alright, uh, here's the thing," you say to nobody in particular. "I've got a plan."

>try to sound erudite
>my brain is full of fuck
>other?

>>18167188
>My brain is full of fuck

THEY ARE ALL CLEARLY HALLUCINATIONS

IGNORE THEM

>>18167188
Always full of fuck. Fucks we never give.

>>18167188
>other?

HELP ME HALLUCINATION I AM BEING ATTACKED

>>18167188

Some combination of the two.

Yes, it doesn't make sense... That's exactly why we must.

>>18167176
Saving her from what? Didn't we just go on a huge rant about how she's fine? I'm so confused.

>>18167188
Let's actually try to sound solid on this one.

>>18167188

>pass the fuck back out
>Fall face first into the floor

We're still not well, are we?

>>18167188
>try to sound erudite
Emphasis on the try.

>>18167188

the fuck is coming out our damn ears.

be sure not to give it to anyone though.