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    263 KB STRIKE WITCHES: LEEEEEROOOY JEEEENKINS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/01/12(Thu)23:23 No.18169277  
    Minna hangs up the phone.

    "We're ready," she says.

    The strike team will consist of you, Minna, Katherine O'Hare, Bader (who's been drinking slowly and observing the entire madness-in-progress from a corner,) Chuck, and Trude, who can hardly be denied her personal stake in the matter. Sakamoto will keep the rest of the 501st on-call, as they're supposed to be - a dereliction of duty by an entire unit of Witches can't be ignored, but a single flight getting lost is just barely plausible.

    "How are you feeling?" Sean asks you. He and Ian both look strained, but you all know that the pilot takes the brunt of the load in combat flying, and you've done quite a bit of that recently. And the Black Widow doesn't have provision for a co-pilot, either.

    "Strangely... okay," you admit. "Guess I'm just running on caffeine and alcohol right now. Let's hope it lasts."

    Your flight gasses up and tears out of RAF Hornchurch at top speed, with Bader opting to sling some of those new pressed-paper drop-tanks on his Spitfire to increase her rather short legs. Your own A-20's bomb-bay is occupied by four 20-mm Hispano cannon, but she has provision for rocket-rails and the wing-mounted hard points are still available, though you won't be needing drop-tanks for this sortie.

    >Rockets? Rocket-rails are a small, but sortie-long decrease in performance!
    >--HE, Anti-Tank, or Smoke?
    >Bombs? One-shot, performance degrading, one-shot, but ditch-able and powerful!
    >--What kind? AP, standard HE, Cluster, Fuel-Air-Explosive?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:25 No.18169305
    >>18169277
    DROP TANKS
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:25 No.18169307
    ROCKETS. Any and all kinds we can. Diversify!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:25 No.18169315
    >>18169277
    Drop tanks!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169319
    >>18169277
    Rockets. HE. anything else is out of character
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169322
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    >>18169277
    Obviously we need drop tanks
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169325
    FAE
    FAE
    FAE
    FAE
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169327
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18169277
    >No gunpods
    >No Marseille

    sadfrog.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169329
    >>18169277
    Smoke rockets, we may want to make an extraction under cover.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169331
    FUEL-AIR BOMBS
    WE ENOLA GAY NOW
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169332
    >>18169277
    Rockets, HE and AT mix. Half and half split, alternating.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169338
    Standard bombs. Not sure what is going to be out there
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169339
    >>18169277
    >rockets/bombs
    NOT AGAIN!
    [x] HE Rockets.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169340
    >>18169277
    Rockets due to the HIGH probability of Dreadnaught/Mothership encounter.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169341
    >>18169325
    Even in your Strike Witch Quest, F.A.E.?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169344
    Rockets! I dunno about the choice though, Anti-Tank I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169345
    >>18169329
    This. Smoke rockets.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169346
    >but sortie-long decrease in performance

    wut?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169353
    gun pods!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169356
    HE rockets. More DAKKA!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169360
    >>18169346
    The rockets are mounted on rails, which attach to our hardpoints. Even after the rockets are fired, we have rails attached, decreasing our performance.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169362
    >>18169277
    AT Rockets for hard targets.

    Fuel Air Bombs for soft ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169363
    >>18169346
    Small decrease in performance that sticks with us even after we use the rockets
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169364
    >>18169305
    >>18169315
    Fuck your drop tanks, we got the BEST KILL EVER thank to rokkits.

    1 rail HE rockets, 1 rail of AT, and an FAE bomb.
    Maximum killy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169365
    DROP TA---
    >though you won't be needing drop-tanks for this sortie.
    Welp.

    BOMBS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169366
    HE Rockets. KA-MOTHERFUCKING-BOOM, BITCHES!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169368
    >>18169277
    Cluster Bombs! Cluster Bombs!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169371
    Anything but smoke rockets. Martians already have enough black smoke for us to worry about and we'll need the visibility.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169372
    The emitters will be ground targets, but it's going to be heavily defended so we'll be making a bombing run and get out of there. Also, emitters tend to be fragile pieces of equipment.

    I vote bombs, HE. We fly in, blow things up while the witches cover, and GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169376
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    ROCKETS

    HE
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169377
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    >>18169277
    >no Marseille
    >no Patton girls or Miles

    Bu bu- bu...

    aww.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169379
    FAE. It's not the most practical thing against armored targets, but if anything, we're going up against squishy Martians slinking around under cover.

    FAE is nothing if not an excellent bug-bomb.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169380
    >>18169277
    >not using the team people wanted
    >not asking about the head groping
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:29 No.18169382
    >>18169362
    >Soft targets
    >Northern portion of the city of london

    Yeah, I can't help but see a F.A.E. as a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:29 No.18169384
    >>18169364
    >He never used an alien ship to sneak into their mothership and blow it to smithereens
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    >>18169307
    Rockets are ALWAYS a good idea, and the more party diversity, the better!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:29 No.18169388
    >>18169338
    Ok, changing the above to gunpods. Because rape.
    >> Writefag 03/01/12(Thu)23:29 No.18169394
    ROCKET SEASON.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169395
    We need rockets for evasive maneuvers
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169398
    >>18169377
    >>18169327

    Pretty sure we're getting the back-up later. Oh and

    >1943
    >Not picking Krupinski

    I shiggidy diggidy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169399
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    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18169277
    bombs. AP to crack and Fuel-Air to finish
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169400
    extra guns. its an elegant purity of expression.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169401
    >>18169277
    CRAZY IVAN our way over to some BK 37s
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169402
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    I didn't read the alternate timeline yet.

    What happened to Kurt?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169403
    >implying we won't run into Patton Girls, SAS, Marseille, etc. once we're out and about

    Anyway, AT rockets, FAE bomb(s). Weapons for all occasions.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169407
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    >>18169376
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:30 No.18169411
    Something different this time, smoke rockets

    Cause I want to see what the hell you can do with smoke rockets
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169413
    >>18169402
    Same thing as in the show.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169415
    >>18169380
    >Implying the team we wanted won't be introduced into the story as being in the area when we stir up trouble
    >Implying that won't occur whilst we are flying to location
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169419
    Kathy's cool and all. But, where the hell are Krupinski and the Patton Girls?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169420
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    >>18169353
    >implying you're flying some filthy Kraut fighter that didn't bring enough DAKKA to start with

    YOU WANT CANNONS? FUCK YOU! GUNPODS ARE PIG DISGUSTING! .50 CALIBER IS BEST CALIBER!

    AMERICA!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169422
    >>18169411
    Sweet fuck all.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169429
    >>18169277
    AP and Fuel-Air Explosive Bombs
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169431
    >>18169402
    Died holding the line at Calais. His present for Minna got on the transport out, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:32 No.18169435
    Why can't we have rockets on one side, bombs on the other.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:32 No.18169439
    >>18169402
    >>18169413
    Well sorta.

    He died manning an AA gun on a runway as planes were escaping. Presumably his last-ride-out plane bought it and so did he.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:32 No.18169440
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    >>18169420
    >DAN THE MAN EAGLEMAN, TRUE AMERICAN HERO OF GUTS, MILITARY INNOVATOR
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:32 No.18169444
    >>18169420
    Goddammit planefag. We could be rocking 37mm.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:33 No.18169447
    >Fuel-Air Explosion
    FAEB IS THE ONLY CHOICE
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:33 No.18169450
    but why not MORE than enough?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:33 No.18169451
    >>18169382
    all the more reason to go for them
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:33 No.18169452
    >>18169420

    FUCKEN' DAN. YOUR RAPE OF LOGIC AND PHYSICS WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:33 No.18169453
    >>18169440
    Pffffhaha why do I find that so much more amusing here than /a/.

    I'm not even kidding-

    Wait. It's probably the beer. I never drink in /a/ threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:33 No.18169454
    >FAE
    >Allied land

    what
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:34 No.18169456
    >>18169420
    >DAKKA
    >enough
    What.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:34 No.18169457
    >>18169453
    >Going on /a/ sober

    I weep for you.
    >> Starshadow 03/01/12(Thu)23:34 No.18169461
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    My vote is for Rockets. AT on right wing, HE on left.

    Think about it guys. We fly a plane. The only thing we can contribute to this operation is close air support, radar triangulation and HAMMERTIME if a flying dread appears.

    Bombs are next to useless in this situation. What could we possibly be targeting on the ground in the middle of LONDON? Also I think it was mentioned that the Havoc has a MUCH better fuel capacity than the Widow. So while drop tanks are useful, they are not as useful as ROKKITS.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:35 No.18169465
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    >>18169420

    I wish I was more /k/nowledgeable
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:35 No.18169468
    >>18169454
    Their fault for being on the ground. Look, you can't offer us thermo-fucking-baric weapons and expect us NOT to go for them. What's next, going to suggest that we *don't* bounce an unsuspecting target?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:35 No.18169475
    >>18169277

    Bombs, bro. Bombs. HE, the higher the better.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169479
    Could someone who knows /k/ break down the witches' specialties and our own, so that I can make a better informed decision about rockets v. bombs?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169482
    >>18169468
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169483
    >>18169461
    This is probably the safe choice, if a little boring.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169486
    >>18169444
    >>18169444
    Given the factories that would make those gunpods are ALIUMS, why would that be good?
    >> the /k/ommando from /a/ 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169490
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    >>18169420

    Planefag, god-bless you
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:37 No.18169497
    >>18169461
    This is the best choice by far.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:37 No.18169504
    >>18169465
    You're not alone. I don't know what they're takling about, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:37 No.18169505
    >>18169479
    Minna and Trude have MG42s.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/01/12(Thu)23:37 No.18169506
    >>18169379

    Actually, it's your best bet against tanks in WWII. Think Molotov cocktail x1000. An HE bomb needs a DIRECT hit (good luck with that) and cluster bombs that can into anti-armor weren't around then (like the Rockeye-II.)

    Not so good against Battleships, though. But you'll be over land. There are no battleships on land.

    Right?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:37 No.18169507
    RAWKETS
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:38 No.18169509
    >>18169482
    Get out.

    OUT.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:38 No.18169518
    >>18169461
    Erg...but the FAE! It calls to me!

    ...oh fine, your rationality and logic wins out THIS round.
    Seconding this loadout.
    >> the /k/ommando from /a/ 03/01/12(Thu)23:38 No.18169519
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    By the way, was Pappy ever a choice?

    Fuck, why didn't we take him...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169522
    >>18169420
    Did you say enough Dakka? One can never have enough dakka. We need more dakka. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169523
    >>18169504

    I get the HEs and all, but I am not sure if rockets were even used in WW 2 air combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169524
    >>18169506
    Right, Planefag speaks the truth people there are no flyin-HEY WAIT A MINUTE
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169525
    >>18169506
    When battleships can fly, bring explosives. Bring lots of explosives. Bring all your friends with explosives.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169527
    >>18169346
    AT rockets and FAE!

    Our stated mission objective here is to kick a sekrit alium base and see what comes out to try and kill us. Maximum overkill is the best contingency plan, and if we don't *need* the FAE bombs, we can always, you know, not drop them.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169533
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    >>18169506
    >There are no battleships on land.

    >Right?
    DON'T
    YOU
    DARE
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169536
    It goes against my (admittedly very modest) understanding of under-wing hardpoints, but if I'm reading this correctly...can the Havoc G have both rockets AND bombs?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169537
    >>18169506
    I expect you to accommodate those of us who aren't weapon buffs.
    >> Starshadow 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169541
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    >some of those new pressed-paper drop-tanks
    How does this work exactly?

    Also does the Havoc have a gun cam?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169544
    >>18169506

    inb4 maus and ratte
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169545
    >>18169506
    ROKKITS
    >>18169523
    We used them. We took out a flying battleship!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169554
    I have a very bad feeling that we might need the smoke.

    Rockets can be launched individually right?

    Can we grab one or two?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169556
    >>18169506
    I vote E-75.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169557
    >>18169506
    Battleships have open hangers, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169558
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    >>18169506
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:40 No.18169559
    >>18169523
    Not against other aircraft, but they pop vehicles, boats, and fixed positions pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169561
    >>18169479
    Minna: MG42, Perfect Battlespace Map.
    Kathy: Ma Deuce, Even Death Wouldn't Kill Her.
    Trude: Twin MG42, THIS IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169562
    Equip witches with bombs. Let them be the bombers since they can actually score a direct hit easier than us
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169563
    RAWKET LAWNCHAIR!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169565
    >86 posts and 13 image replies omitted
    Jesus...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169572
    >>18169506
    Ahh, but if you drop a FAE near the open hatch of a Martian submarine, the overpressure goes allllll the way to the back...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169573
    >>18169537
    Why? There are like 50 people reading this. If you don't know which option to pick, let the more informed people vote.
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    >>18169506
    >flying dreadnaughts
    >battleship tanks
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169576
    >>18169565
    Yeah, we're slow as fuck tonight
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    >>18169506
    >planefag's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169589
    >>18169541
    They work long enough for the plane to suck all the fuel out of them.

    The point was that when you dropped them over enemy territory, the bad guys didn't nice present of useful, refined metal.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169590
    Wait wait are we hitting the beam emitters or are we fighting back the advance?

    Because our loadout will be different depending.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169593
    >>18169558
    But those are destroyers.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169594
    >>18169580
    >First line is:
    >"Holy shit, they've got battleships on land. What the fuck"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169598
    >>18169557
    No? The few that had hangers for their floatplanes usually had doors on them as well. Either way they'd just be a shack on top of the armored deck.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:43 No.18169602
    >>18169554

    This worries me. Smoke may be useful, but we won't know until we get out there...

    Could we load up a bit of each kind of rocket? We need to be flexible... This could be a bombardment, this could be a "siege", it could be a rescue mission... It could even be what amounts to a kidnapping.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:43 No.18169613
    >>18169561
    I hate you. For the rest of my life, I am going to hear everything that she says in his voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:44 No.18169620
    >>18169602
    If we load up a bit of each, we won't have enough of anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:44 No.18169621
    >>18169590
    Neither, We're targeting an area in the northern section of London where the beams are focused.

    Which is why I really don't want to see F.A.E. used.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:44 No.18169623
    >>18169590
    Neither.

    We're going to find out what's at the radar beam convergence point north of London.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:44 No.18169633
    >>18169621
    North of London, not Northern London
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:45 No.18169635
    MC mentioned paint shells earlier. even questioned the need of such a thing to exist. i assume that the capricious gods will throw an evil alian canvass at him for his sin.

    [x]paint rocnets.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:45 No.18169636
    >>18169602

    We have a ground strike component.

    The smoke will be very useful in keeping them alive when advancing or retreating while Chris.

    Or using it to blind chris while we move in to knock her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:45 No.18169644
    >>18169593

    SOON
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/01/12(Thu)23:46 No.18169652
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    Land Battleships? Those don't exist.

    Just like ROUS's.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:46 No.18169656
    >>18169636
    Also, smoke rockets are used primarily to mark targets for heavier aerial bombardment. Which has me worried that pf is setting us up, here.
    >> the /k/ommando from /a/ 03/01/12(Thu)23:46 No.18169658
    >ITT: WHY HIGHER UPS DON'T GIVE PILOTS A CHOICE

    Guys... Just as Minna what we should bring so when its wrong it's HER FUCKING FAULT
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:47 No.18169666
    >>18169658
    I wouldn't trust her with this. She flies a striker unit; no reason she'd be familiar with this sort of ordinance.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:48 No.18169671
    >>18169652
    >ROUS
    Is it S or L? I can never remember it well enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:48 No.18169673
    See, on one hand, I can see the utility of smoke rockets. On the other hand, we really need to keep some AP capability around because while I fully trust in the girls' ability to deal with soft targets, if something big and thicky-plated shows up, we're going to need a bit more than your garden-variety dakka to deal with it.

    That said, trying to land an AP bomb directly on target is...well, unless you're in a mood to play Stuka with something that has proper dive brakes, that's going to be a bit on the tricky side. So that means AP rockets, despite their issues, are really our best bet for that kind of work.

    Obviously, the solution is FAE.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:48 No.18169675
    >>18169666
    Satan speaks reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:48 No.18169678
    >>18169658
    Minna is a witch commander, not an arms expert.

    Let's stay away from FAE, this is a combined-arms assault. We will have ground assets.

    I'm gonna suggest either HE or cluster. They'll be good for clearing routes for advancing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:48 No.18169680
    >>18169671
    It's S.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:49 No.18169683
    >>18169658
    Forgetting the letter "k" can really knock the heck out of a post.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:49 No.18169688
    HE and AT rockets. Even mix.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/01/12(Thu)23:49 No.18169690
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    RAF Hornchurch, A.K.A. Sutton Farm, is a fucking mess. As you roll up to the ramp, a flight of Blenheims are lifting off ahead of you, struggling into the air with four 500-pound bombs apiece. Circling Hurricanes wait patiently for their overloaded charges to lumber airborne and head for the nearby front.

    "I wouldn't want to be those poor bastards," Ian remarks, and you grunt agreement. The Blenhiem is well past her useful prime in this war, but it has wings, so they keep flying them.

    The tower gives you clearance for take-off roll, and you floor the throttle, accelerating your A-20G (or P-70, if you care,) down the runway. Even with full flaps the A-20 takes more room to get aloft, especially with the Fuel-Air Bombs riding the hardpoints and the AP rocket rails under the outer wings, but you've got cavernous fuel tanks and barely twenty miles to go so you let the Wright-Cyclone powerplants run extra-rich, 110% power. You form up with your Witches, Bader settling on your left wing. Chuck socks in on your right, and you note he's brought two 500-pound bombs to party with. So far, so good.

    "A-20 on point," Minna instructs, and Sean applies himself to the radar set, guiding you down the Martian's own beam. The radio is alive with the cries of fighting and dying pilots scarce forty miles distant, and you bite back your frustration at flying over unmolested territory while England's Darkest Hour is coming alive all around you.

    You'd better not be wrong about all this.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:50 No.18169695
    >>18169680
    Okay, thanks. For some reason I always seem to think it's Largeness or Size and I can never get it quite straight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:51 No.18169705
    >>18169690
    Better than sitting on our ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:51 No.18169707
    >>18169690
    Well shit he took the FAEBs. Thats game over.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:51 No.18169711
    >>18169690
    GET EM
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169713
    >>18169690
    It begins.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169714
    >>18169707
    Well, maybe we'll still have them after the mission and can take a detour to drop em on the martian land forces in Kent.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169715
    >>18169690
    >FAE
    Why, Planefag? Why?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169719
    >>18169690
    Better make those work
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169720
    >>18169690
    >Blenheims

    Fuck, now you're reminding me of my WW2O days. You say Blen, I say "stat fodder".
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169721
    >>18169690
    >A-20

    SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED A CALLSIGN!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169722
    >>18169707
    All's not lost though; we still have AP rockets.

    And besides, we might get lucky and it was Martian personnel landers that are on the ground. Unprotected Martian flesh for our FAEB's to incinerate.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169723
    >>18169690
    So we are now Soldier?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:53 No.18169724
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    >>18169690

    Time for Mahou PILOTTO
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:53 No.18169726
    >>18169690
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_p4MEGchMU

    Excuse me, this needs some music.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/01/12(Thu)23:53 No.18169729
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    >>18169536

    Yes. Bombs have to be shackled to something strong enough to carry hundreds of pounds of bombs, there's only so many places on a plane strong enough for that. Rocket rails, however, are easier, because rockets are not as heavy. You still need some shackles to hook the rails to, though.

    >>18169541

    Like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:54 No.18169737
    >>18169715
    >bwah our bombs are too killy a bloo bloo bloo

    We'll find a good use for them. Don't worry.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:54 No.18169740
    >>18169715
    >AP to crack and Fuel-Air to finish
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:54 No.18169744
    >open mic
    >da dum de dadumdum, da dum de dadumdum
    >DA DUM DE DADUMDUM, DAH DAH DAH!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:55 No.18169746
    >>18169690
    >FAEs
    Time to kick some ass
    Were FAEs around in WW2 in RL?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:55 No.18169747
    >>18169740
    >In and or near London.
    theresgonnabehelltopay.png
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:56 No.18169756
    >>18169740
    Fuel-Air is serious overkill.

    What we're gonna use these for is getting deep behind enemy lines and drop them into an enemy formation. Fuck em up good without collateral damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:56 No.18169759
    >>18169747
    North of, a fair ways, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:57 No.18169769
    >>18169747
    They're brits. They know to take cover when the US show up.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169775
    >>18169690
    fuck i got on late
    >FAEB equipped
    well then, fuck everything.
    shit we better be usin our gnomyness to the max when there.
    also if we pull this off, we need the MC to ride off yelling you are all smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169779
    >>18169519
    We had about 3 votes for him last thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169780
    >>18169769
    Germans fly over; the British duck.
    British fly over; the Germans duck.
    Americans fly over; everybody ducks.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169781
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    >>18169721
    I can think of one.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169783
    >>18169690

    Time for some Devastating Deep Strikes
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169786
    >>18169759
    >Near the hospital in London
    >North by a fair ways

    Unlikely, it may not be in the city itself, but still likely to be some pretty damn heavy suburban development.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169787
    >>18169781
    you're going to get punched.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:59 No.18169792
    >>18169519
    He's down in the Channel, don't think he would've made it in time.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:00 No.18169802
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    >>18169781
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:00 No.18169804
    >>18169721
    Bouncer-1
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:00 No.18169806
    >>18169786
    The hospital isn't in London. What did you see that said it is?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:00 No.18169810
    >>18169786
    We don't HAVE to drop the FAEs. And it's nice to have that that extra punch.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169818
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    Ooooh, so we did get to take both. Makes sense. FAE is ridiculously overkill for danger close fire support. But we have the AP rockets and cannons for that. And if we catch a large group of aliens in the open, PURGE THE XENOS.

    If we run into a dread, we can crack em open and fill em with fire.

    Guys? We MUST scream "I BARBECUE OCTOPUZZ" over the radio at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169821
    >>18169786
    When we accidentally it earlier we were flying over the countryside. There were forests and fields and shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169824
    Now we need Stirling and Stirling co. witch Simo fucking Hayha pulling overwatch
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:02 No.18169826
    >>18169792
    PF sounded like he was offering Africa witches. I don't know if he wasn't serious about that, or if he just didn't see all the votes that one chick was getting, but distance doesn't seem to be a factor.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:02 No.18169827
    >>18169787
    Nonsense, it works out perfectly.
    >MC: This is Wizard 1. We've entered the Martian nest.
    >Chuck: This is Wizard 5, roger. Let's begin.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)00:02 No.18169828
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    >>18169818
    Nice callback, starshadow.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:02 No.18169829
    >>18169824
    >Witch
    supposed to be
    >With
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:02 No.18169830
    >>18169818
    >I BARBECUE OCTOPUZZ
    I was thinking "Who wants some calamari!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:03 No.18169835
    >Posts: 176
    Sigh...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:03 No.18169841
    >>18169827
    I like it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:03 No.18169842
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    >>18169690

    "We're here," Sean announces at long last.

    "A field," Ian observes. "God bless your unerring skill and magnificent talent, Sean."

    "Don't make me come up there."

    "Ghostrider!" Minna calls. "Are you sure this is the spot?"

    "Sean's the best there is, gal," you assure her. "This is the spot."

    The "spot" is a bare patch of heathland with a few bored cows munching on the grass here and there, not much impressed by the buzzing engines overhead. A half-mile distant is the smouldering ruins of what used to be the military hospital Chris once stayed in.

    "I'll shake the bushes," Chuck says, and off he goes with one helluva roar, thundering low over the open fields and hedges, his prop-wash shaking the ancient hedgerows and terrifying cows and sheep into panicked, blind flight.

    He pulls up from his pass, and the heath continues to look like a heath.

    "Good job, Sean," Chuck says, irritated.
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)00:03 No.18169843
    Hey, what was Dmitri saying when he was screaming "Suck-in-sin?"

    I'm assuming it's something Russian...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:04 No.18169845
    >>18169826
    Africa witches are with the 501st, remember? They're probably stationed at Sutton Farm too, unlike Pappy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:04 No.18169849
    >>18169781
    Hahaha!

    May as well flaunt it. Maybe it'll get Minna and Sakamoto to take MC aside and tell him to be more subtle and why, rather than MC chasing them down for info.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:04 No.18169853
    >>18169827
    Wait, let's improve that.
    >This is Wizard 1. The Bounce Lord has entered the nest.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169858
    >>18169842
    Whoops.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169860
    >>18169842
    WOW

    IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169862
    >>18169842
    Wait for it....Wait for it....
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169864
    >>18169845
    Tank witches are, but we haven't seen any of the fliers yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169865
    >>18169858
    it's not whoops until we hit
    > wat do
    For now, we're just waiting for the other shoe to fall.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169866
    >>18169842
    admiralackbar.jpg

    quick, google the address, find out who lives there
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169871
    >>18169842
    Maybe we should try turning our radar up to full power? See if we can get a response from the Martians that way?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169874
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    >>18169842
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169878
    >>18169842
    Send the Witches down for a closer, slower look.
    Make sure Ian's got a turret on them, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169880
    >>18169842
    >Cows
    THEY'RE HERE FOR OUR COWS! I KNEW IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169881
    >>18169842
    Well shit. We may need boots/tits on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169882
    >>18169843
    He was screaming "сукин сын."
    It means "son of a bitch," literally.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169883
    >>18169871
    do it, everyone full radar
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169884
    >>18169878
    wait for wat do, guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169886
    >>18169843

    'sosnooly' maybe?

    gibe context.
    >> the /k/ommando from /a/ 03/02/12(Fri)00:07 No.18169888
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    >>18169842

    Fuck...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:07 No.18169891
    >>18169865
    He's acted on comments without actual >wat dos before
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)00:07 No.18169892
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    >>18169842
    >no wat do

    Wait for it....
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:07 No.18169895
    >>18169842
    MY GOD THEY'VE COME FOR THE COWS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:07 No.18169900
    >>18169892
    SYNNIBAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:08 No.18169901
    >>18169842

    Time to circle and spot, just because this is the pickup point, doesn't mean the target has arrived.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:08 No.18169902
    >>18169895
    No, John. They ARE the cows.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:08 No.18169905
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    >>18169842

    >mfw
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)00:08 No.18169907
    >>18169886

    To quote Rudel: “Russians were bad to prisoners and those... things had to be worse, so I had just pressed my Luger to my temple when the light vanished, my nose was stuffed with diesel fumes and all I could hear was some lunatic Russian screaming what sounded like ‘suck-in-sin’ over and over and over.” Russian tank-ace Dmitry Lavrinenko parks his T-34 over Rudel. Over five hours, Dmitry’s crew is killed one-by-one by spalling or partial penetrations. Dmitry himself dies of radiation sickness and burns shortly after his position is relieved by the 3rd Panzer. Rudel, below ground level, survives unharmed.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:08 No.18169909
    >>18169865
    >>18169884
    >>18169892
    No seriously, if we see something for MC to do, we don't need to wait for an explicit prompt. As it is, there's not a lot to do right now, but it's not that hard of a line.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)00:09 No.18169918
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    >>18169871
    Good idea. Get Sean to turn the radar up to 11 and "strafe" the ground with it.

    If nothing happens start sweeping in the direction of the hospital.

    >inb4 pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:09 No.18169919
    UNDERGROUND FACILITY.

    OR CLOAKED FACILITY.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:10 No.18169922
    >>18169907

    probably what >>18169882 said then.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:10 No.18169925
    >>18169900
    Can we get Sanya to wield a Midnight Sunstone Bazooka?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:10 No.18169926
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    >>18169842

    "Are we really calling this tub Ghostrider?" Sean gripes.

    "What? What's wrong with that?" you ask.

    "It's not painted black? Besides, our Widow is Ghostrider. We need a new name. This isn't a ghost. It's, like, a hammer. Heavier. More killy killy boom-boom."

    "Killy-killy boom boom," Ian echos sardonically. "Yes, a stunningly relevant semantic point."

    "Anyways, we need a new callsign," Sean grumps. "Something badass and German-sounding. Oh, I know! Hexenhammer! Drei Hexenhammer!"

    "The hammer of the Witches?" Ian says. "Like, *their* hammer, or one who *hammers* witches?"

    "Yes," Sean replies with gusto. Ian groans.

    You squint into the distance. Something is approaching fast from the North. Something... big.

    "Jesus, you see that at four o'clock?" Minna says. "It's huge."

    "That's what she said," Chuck replies instantly.

    "Shape up pilot, we're in combat."

    "I saw it a minute ago," Chuck says, "but I didn't want to be the first one to say that the Edmund Fitzgerald is flying over England."

    what the

    fuck did he just

    oh god

    "Yeah," Sean says dismissively, "But what are we going to call the fucking PLANE?"

    >callsign?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:10 No.18169927
    >>18169907

    >Russian tank crew sacrifices selves to save Hans Rudel

    That is some great shit.
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)00:10 No.18169928
    >>18169918

    ...Delicious microwaved livestock...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169932
    use FUEL AIR BOMB on COWS. observe their reaction.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169934
    >>18169843

    "Sukinsin." Russian for "son-of-a-bitch."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169936
    >>18169926
    MOBIUS ONE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169938
    >>18169926
    BANSHEE!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169939
    >>18169926
    Bouncer-1
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169943
    >>18169926
    Son of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169946
    >>18169926
    INCOMING MOTHERSHIPS!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:11 No.18169948
    >>18169926

    DEVASTATOR

    that way it is both a HAVOC and a DEVASTATOR
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:12 No.18169950
    >>18169926
    BOUNCEKING
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:12 No.18169954
    >>18169926
    WIZARD 1.

    HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT.

    AND WE CAN LEGITIMATELY PUNCH JUST ABOUT ANYONE ONCE WE GET INTO RANGE ONCE AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:12 No.18169956
    >>18169926
    >killy killy boom-boom

    You are now singing this to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:12 No.18169957
    >>18169806
    >"Which hospital?"

    "Not sure the name... it's in North-East London

    http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17767985/#17768382

    Hospital is indeed /in/ london.

    Though the point is moot since the target is apparently a field.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:12 No.18169958
    >>18169926
    Cavalry.

    So every time we turn up somebody has to say "Cavalry has arrived" or "Cavalry is here".
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    >>18169948
    Goddamnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:12 No.18169961
    >>18169926
    >"I saw it a minute ago," Chuck says, "but I didn't want to be the first one to say that the Edmund Fitzgerald is flying over England."

    WAT

    Also callsign Galm 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:13 No.18169963
    >>18169926

    >Edmund Fitzgerald
    >Flying

    what
    What
    WHAT
    >> the /k/ommando from /a/ 03/02/12(Fri)00:13 No.18169968
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    >>18169926

    >The Fitzgerald

    ALL HANDS TO BATTLESTATIONS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:13 No.18169970
    voting Bouncer 1.

    If only because nobody will have time to say shit before the uglies arrive.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:13 No.18169973
    We're loaded up for heavy anti-ground, so bouncer probably isn't a good name.

    And fuck witch-hammer.

    ROAMING GNOME.

    ROAMING GNOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:13 No.18169977
    WITCHRIDER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:14 No.18169978
    >>18169948
    You snazzy bastard. Votin' DEVESTATOR
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:14 No.18169979
    >>18169926
    Wait... THIS Edmund Fitzgerald?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmund_Fitzgerald

    The one that was made in the 50s?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:14 No.18169980
    Salem
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:14 No.18169983
    >>18169926
    >Callsign?

    Gnome-patrol
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:14 No.18169984
    >>18169973
    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:15 No.18169990
    STOP STEALING OUR SHIT, YOU BASTARDS.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:15 No.18169991
    >>18169978
    Burninator*
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:15 No.18169994
    >>18169926

    >Edmund Fitzgerald

    well obviously we should be the November Gale.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:15 No.18169995
    >>18169973
    Or just Gnome.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:15 No.18169996
    HAMMERZEIT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:15 No.18169998
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    STORMIN' GNOMIN'
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170000
    >>18169978

    Double the name, double the dakka
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170001
    >>18169980
    +1
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170002
    >>18169991
    Nope. Devestator. Trogdor hasn't been invented yet, remember?

    also, STOP TRYING TO FUCKING OUT US ABOUT BEING A WIZARD, YOU CUNTLICKS.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170008
    BIG DADDY
    Let's enjoy hearing the girls yell that one out.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170011
    >>18169979

    Yes.

    >but ho-

    MARTIANS!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170012
    >>18169979
    >>18169994

    Pretty sure planefag means the USS Fitzgerald, not the Edmund Fitzgerald. He's either being a little stupid or a big stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170014
    I like hexenhammer, personally. Though, German nitpick, planefag wanted 'Die', and not 'Drei'; 'die' is 'the', (afaik) and 'drei' is 'two'.. So yeah.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170015
    >Flying a bomber over England

    WE MUST CALL IT THE DRUID PLOW
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:16 No.18170016
    >>18170008
    OH GOD THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:17 No.18170020
    >>18170011
    planefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:17 No.18170021
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:17 No.18170022
    >>18169926
    I'm still saying Wizard-1, just to mess with the Witches, and because as nice as a plane this Havoc is, she's still just temporary while our real lady is in the shop.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:17 No.18170025
    >>18170012
    >>18170011
    mwahaha.

    Also, Devestator. It actually sounds like a callsign.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170034
    >>18170002
    All the important people already know, so there's not much point in hiding it from the people who can't do shit about it anyway.

    Either way, just using Wizard as a callsign isn't going to clue anyone in who doesn't know already.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170035
    >>18170025
    >4 Syllables
    >Sounds like a callsign

    Sounds like a great way to trip people up during combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170036
    >>18170011
    >WHELP THESE EARTLINGS SEEM TO BE WINNING
    >I HAVE AN IDEA
    >LET'S HEAR IT SANDERS
    >WE'LL STEAL A FREIGHTER
    >THAT'S PRETTY STUPID, SANDERS.
    >BUT WAIT. FROM THE FUTURE.
    >GENIUS. YOU ARE THE NEW CEO OF MARS. ENJOY THE PARKING SPACE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170037
    >>18170011

    Good God.

    Thank god we have the perfect loadout.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170038
    >>18169983
    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170039
    >A fucking freighter is flying
    >In our direction

    GODDAMN MARTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170040
    >>18170014
    >Drei
    >two

    Three, actually. You're thinking of zwei/zwo.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170042
    >>18170014
    "drei" is three, dipshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170044
    >>18170011
    ...but...WHY....

    It's just a fucking laker ore carrier! What the fuck is so special about it?!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170048
    >>18170022
    This works pretty well, I think.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170049
    >>18169934
    So I just came back, and I think we should name it, something plain. It is simple. We are the Fist of the Witches.. Hexen Zorn
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:18 No.18170050
    >>18170036
    SEND IT TO THREADLESS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:19 No.18170052
    >>18170008
    >>18170008
    >>18170008
    YESSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:19 No.18170054
    >>18170008
    >>18170008
    >>18170008
    >>18170008
    Going with Big Daddy
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:19 No.18170060
    This is the point where we find out Martians are just huamns from the future, trying to do something about their grandparents, Back to the Future style.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:19 No.18170061
    we are wizard 1, because fuck everything.
    hiding in plain sight is good
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170064
    How about Faust? German for Fist, English for that one fucker with the infernal bargain, it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170065
    >>18170011

    AP Rockets Blow a hole

    Pop FAE into said hole
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170066
    >>18170049
    As in, the fist *of* the witches, or one who *fists* witches?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170067
    >>18170008
    Oh god yes. Their tears of buttmad will be delicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170070
    >>18170044
    aha, but that's just what it looks like on the outside!

    Martians be tricky. On that note, I can't help but think we've been anticipated.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170071
    >>18170008
    Hahahahaha, shit.

    Voting for Big Daddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170076
    >>18170064

    Bit too deep there.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:20 No.18170077
    >>18170060
    Well fuck them and their tentacle biomods.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170080
    >>18169926
    >WHAT CALL
    SQUIDHAMMER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170081
    >>18170054
    >>18170052
    >>18170067
    This would be pretty funny. Fuck that humorless kraut.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170082
    BIG DADDY IS GO

    CHUCK MUST CALL US THIS AT ALL TIMES
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170083
    Going for Wizard because I'm pretty sure that'll troll Minna (and Chuck!) harder than "Big Daddy".
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170088
    >>18170066

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170089
    >>18170067
    >tears
    >buttmad
    >delicious

    Yeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhwearenotintoscatthankyouverymuchpleasego.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170091
    Oh god, Big Daddy? How can we not?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170093
    OKAY, FIRST OFF, THE HOSPTIAL? ROYAL HOLLOWAY.

    SECOND. THOSE FIELDS? ASKING FOR IT.

    THIRD, THAT FLYING BULK CARRIER? PERFECTLY NORMAL, IGNORE IT.

    FOURTH? HAVE I BEEN DRINKING FRO OVER 12 HOURS? NOPE, NOT AT ALL.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170094
    >>18170083
    Do we have to punch ourselves if we go with that?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170095
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170099
    >>18170008
    voting for this one
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170101
    >>18170060
    >NOW GORDON LIGHTFOOT WILL NEVER WRITE THAT SONG!
    >SANDERS, I DON'T THINK I CAN PROMOTE YOU ANY HIGHER.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170104
    >>18170094
    Anytime we refer to ourselves, sure. But then we have established punching rights on everybody who ever uses our callsign - punching rights that we can stockpile and store for appropriate occasions.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170108
    >>18170040 I stand corrected, thank you.
    >>18170042 Yeah yeah, I love you too.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170110
    >post the Wizard 1 emblem and edit the quote from Ace Combat a tad
    >people are agreeing with it
    I am please.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170111
    >>18170089
    >he wouldn't eat Minna's poo.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170113
    >>18170008

    Well, there is a "logical" explanation behind this name: we are flying the biggest plane in the unit right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170120
    >All this blatant samefaggotry
    Enough with the Big Daddy already.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170121
    Ghostrider isn't our plane, it's OUR callsign. We are still Ghostrider.

    And we still have a martian doom machine flying our way.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170124
    >>18170111
    Don't fucking post that picture. YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:24 No.18170128
    >>18170124
    what, the Perrine one?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:24 No.18170129
    >>18170089
    >not into scat
    You seem to forget that you are on 4chan.
    You are absolutely into scat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:24 No.18170132
    >>18170128
    Wait for it...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:24 No.18170133
    >>18170128
    No, that's cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:25 No.18170135
    >>18170128
    Oh yeah, I was gonna post that last thread when a couple people were talking about Ian knocking up Perrine. Forgot to do it.

    Fancy that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:25 No.18170142
    Squidhammer is excellent callsign.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:25 No.18170143
    >>18170129
    Man, not even the fact that the best drawn Slayers doujins are scat can get me into scat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:26 No.18170152
    >>18170124
    I am morbidly curious.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:26 No.18170157
    >>18170135
    Eh, it happens.
    >>18170143
    > Johnny Bravo Eyebrow Noise.
    > you know the one
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:27 No.18170164
    >>18170152
    Just look in the archives, it's been in a few threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:27 No.18170168
    >>18170152
    Ditto, the only closely related thing I have is a few about Helma pissing herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:27 No.18170169
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    >>18170124

    huh?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170172
    When will the USS Nimitz start drifting overhead?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170175
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    >>18170152
    Oh well in that case I'd be happy to oblige you.
    Here, have a song while you're at it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170176
    As funny as Big Daddy would be, it'd just make things harder. The witches would trip up, people would snicker.

    It'd be funny, but a "look at that retard who named his plane Big Daddy what a fag" funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170177
    >>18170124
    >How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170178
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    As you stare, dumbfounded, at the fucking GREAT LAKES ORE FREIGHTER flying towards you, still miles distant, you notice afternoon sunlight glinting off dark steel bodies trailing thick white contrails.

    "Rocket-bombs!" Chuck cries, and sure enough, they are. They rapidly overtake the... thing and arc towards the open fields below you. You see Minna dive after one, but she pulls up rapidly when they explode while still airborne. Voluminous black smoke begins to roil out, swirling in an an unearthly , viscous fashion - the tell-tale sign of the dreaded Black Smoke.

    "PULL UP! PULL UP!" Katherine screams, and everybody obeys, climbing away from the poisonous shit. You're all high enough to avoid it, but the stuff is terrifying beyond words. Sinking through the air with more weight then it seems it should have, it blankets the earth... the unpeopled, rural earth.

    You glance down, then at the scraggly edges of the London suburbs, not a half-mile distant.

    "What the hell are they playing at?" you marvel.

    "That freighter is accelerating," Chuck says.

    "How the bloody hell did they make it fly?"

    "How did the Greeks make spinach taste good?" Sean asks.

    "Bloody wanker."

    "What? Ask a stupid question..."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170179
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:28 No.18170181
    >>18170169
    No, that's not--- FUCK YOU WHY WHY WHY
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170183
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170184
    >>18170178
    Fucking wizardry
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170188
    >>18170169
    I regret my curiosity
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170190
    >>18170178
    I'm beginning to believe the martians laid this as a trap. We've walked right into it, boys! Are we going to stand for that shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170194
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    >>18170176
    > just make things harder
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170198
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    >>18170169
    what
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:29 No.18170199
    >>18170178
    What's this about greek food?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:30 No.18170207
    >>18170177
    FUCK.
    YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:30 No.18170208
    >>18169979
    >"How the bloody hell did they make it fly?"
    >"How did the Greeks make spinach taste good?" Sean asks.

    It is a good question, though...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)00:30 No.18170209
    >>18170178
    So they're pre-emptively targeting something...OR they're going to use the ship as a ram to crack pen an underground bunker, flood it with the freshly-dispersed Black Smoke, and kill everyone inside without a fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:30 No.18170214
    >>18170178
    Oh shit, the freighter is full of the Black Smoke, isn't it?

    Martians, you magnificent bastards, you finally decided to go all out and use unrestricted chemical warfare!

    We're going to need to stop that freighter before it gets into rocket range of the suburbs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:30 No.18170215
    >>18170178
    >Greek food
    >Tastes good

    Pick one.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:31 No.18170218
    >>18170209
    I hold to the idea that they've been waiting for someone to get smart and show up, then plan to wreck the shit out of whatever smartboy figured it out.

    We're not having it, are we?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:31 No.18170219
    >>18170178
    Time to make a NEW wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

    How fast is "accelerating"?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:31 No.18170221
    >>18170178
    Oh okay. Shoot the freighter.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:31 No.18170222
    >>18170178
    They probably stole the damn thing when they attacked Pittsburgh.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170233
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    >>18170178

    I'm not even going to try and understand whats going on

    BOUNCE
    BOUNCE
    BOUNCE
    BOUNCE
    BOUNCE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170236
    Are we sure the freighter isn't friendly? It's not like anyone here is high enough rank to know about it if it were, and the rockets may have avoided it so they could hit whatever's on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170238
    >>18170221
    >>18170219
    wait shit no geeze no

    If the freighter is full of black smoke, what happens when we shoot a hole in the freighter?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170247
    >>18170175

    yeah, what the fuck Japan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170252
    >>18170238
    Either we shoot it down now or it gets into London and pours that shit out there. Take your pick.

    Hey, does Black Smoke...burn?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170261
    >>18170207
    Somebody's rectumfurious.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170263
    >>18170238
    We kill it with fire?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170264
    >>18170236
    what?
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170265
    >>18170238

    It leaks that smoke over a less densely populated area than London?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170267
    >>18170236
    >Great Lakes Ore Carrier
    >FLYING THROUGH THE SKIES OF SOUTHERN ENGLAND

    If that thing is friendly, it's above even FDR's paygrade.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170271
    >>18170218
    >>18170209
    We're kind of a small flight to justify sending A FUCKING FLYING FREIGHTER after us.

    Unless... wait a second. Things we don't see...

    PF, why are the Martians invading, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170275
    >>18170252

    This is a good question.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170277
    >>18170222
    But it wasn't even built until 1957. GODDAMNITPLANEFAG.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170278
    >>18170222
    Damn time traveling martians. But seriously am I missing something? Was there another freighter named SS Edmund Fitzgerald that we would be aware of? Or should I just stop being autistic and pretend that nothing is wrong here?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170280
    >>18170233
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbPAIexC9r8
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170285
    We shoot... TO DISABLE! Make it crash and not spray that smoke everywhere. We're a goddamn gnome, we don't gotta explode shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170287
    CRACK THE SHELL
    BURN IT
    REMEMBER CATTLE FOR NOBLE SACRIFICE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170292
    >>18170252
    >>18170265
    Point conceded. OPEN FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170295
    >>18170236
    It's a massive freighter, from the future, and it's flying. There is literally zero chance that this isn't an alium.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170299
    >>18170221
    fly OVER it, bomb it!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170305
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    >>18170178

    "Oh, shit," you breathe.

    "What?"

    "I just realized," you say. "I just figured it out!"

    "... GnomeRider?" Sean asks.

    "FUCK THE CALLSIGN!" you rage. "God dammit, that freighter is a transport!"

    "Oh, shit," Minna replies with calm horror. "They're going to land in the smoke, where we can't attack them directly!"

    "Call in artillery?" Chuck asks.

    "WHAT fucking arty, Yank?" Bader replies. "We left all ours in Dunkirk and all yours is near the ports or still on the bloody ships!"

    "Armor?"

    "They'll be ready for that, I figure," Bader replies darkly. "They planned it out right proper, see?"

    "We need to take it down, then," Katherine says. "Blow 'em out of the sky!"

    "How?" Minna asks. "We don't even know HOW it flies, much less how to stop it!"

    In the distance, the contrails of more rocket-bombs appear.

    >wat fucking do
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170308
    What if we blow open a hole in the Fitzgerald with the AP rockets, and then we send the FAEB's into it?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170311
    >>18170285
    Do we even know how its flying? Is it flying of its own power? Or is something carrying it?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170313
    >>18170295
    >Implying we didn't lose the war and quickly send off our most advanced ship back through time to turn the tide
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170316
    >can move a whole army across space
    >can fucking antigravity enormous steel ships through the air.
    >more or less toe to tentacle with WW2 earth

    whats these aliens deal anyway? why aint we dead?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170320
    >>18170278
    Nope, Planefag just couldn't think of a differently-named Laker Ore Carrier.

    That said, her destination port was Pitt, so it stands to reason that she might have been in port on Black Sunday. And really, who would have noticed the loss of a single bulker in that chaos?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170328
    >>18170311
    No we do not.

    Punch a hole in it, throw bombs inside. Call it a day.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170332
    >>18170295

    "You're a genius Captain McSorely! We can use the flux capacitor to escape this storm!"

    "If we ditch the ore, we can even get this thing off the ground so we don't end up inside of anything... help me huck it over."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170339
    >>18170308

    This. Fuck up it's insides real good.

    Chances are, the water tight doors aren't sealed.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170342
    >>18170308
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170343
    >>18170305
    Blow it the fuck up. Obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170344
    >>18170308
    This. Now, are we pro enough to do a diving AP rocket salvo at the top deck, bring her around, then drop one of the FAEs onto the area hit by the rockets?

    TIME TO FIND OUT.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170347
    >>18170305
    Blow a hole in the top with rokkits.
    Then drop FAE inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170350
    >>18170305
    Open a hole in the top with AP bombs. USE FAEs to set it alight and burn the fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170352
    >>18170277
    >>18170278
    see
    >>18170011
    He's being deliberately anachronistic. And hell, this is Strike Witches, Sanya lugs around an M202 FLASH.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170363
    >>18170305
    Pop the deck open with some rockets and see if we can land some FAE in its guts.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170366
    >>18170305
    We make two passes, the first one I crack the top open with my AP missiles, the second on I drop these F.A.E.s right inside the damn thing.

    You guys cover me.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170368
    >>18170352
    Eila wears a hoodie.


    I shit you not, this bothers me more than anything in this series.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170369
    >>18170305
    Anyone and everyone with heavy ordinance needs to hit the engines. Call in and let some form of command know. Everyone else needs to hit the escorts.
    BOUNCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170370
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    >>18170305
    We might not know what the fuck is going on BUT WE HAVE EXPLOSIVES.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170372
    >>18170308
    I like this.

    Crack open a hole and drop an FAE inside. That'll fuck it up good. Our gnoming should help us line up the bombs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170384
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    >>18170305

    What do we do?

    What have we done for the past 30 threads?

    Bounce motherfucker

    Bounce
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:39 No.18170390
    >>18170352
    >Sanya lugs around an M202 FLASH.
    You know, being Russian, that shit really bothered me. It's like they didn't bother researching the glorious weapons of the motherland.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:39 No.18170392
    Have Chuck crack the shell with his bombs.
    We fly in behind him and drop FAE's like the fist of an angry god.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:39 No.18170394
    >>18170305

    go low. the bottom of the hull is solid do thy cant shoot out that direction. but it aint a warship so its still thin and we can shoot in.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:39 No.18170401
    >>18170305
    >Krupinski's birthday is November 11th
    >And ev'ry man knew, as the captain did too
    >'twas the witch of November come stealin'.

    Begin "Operation November Gale".
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:40 No.18170415
    >>18170316
    They are fucknuts but humanity still has certain advantages against them, like witches and tanks (those Martian tripod things? Chafees eat them for breakfast.) And they're just plain weird at times, doing stuff like making large openings in human lines but not exploiting them.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:40 No.18170417
    >>18170394
    We need to be able to drop bombs into it effectively. And its a transport they have cut ports into its goddam bottom.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:40 No.18170418
    >>18170394
    And then whatever's inside it falls on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:41 No.18170427
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    >time-traveling freighter

    If there is no Mirai cameo in all this I will be disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:41 No.18170429
    >>18170305
    "Well, we don't know how the Dreadnoughts fly either, but I've killed one of them just fine!"

    Rockets, followed by FAE.
    >> Arcbound 03/02/12(Fri)00:41 No.18170434
    >>18170305
    WE ARE GNOMEGEDDEON. BLOW IT THE FUCK OUT OF OUR AIRSPACE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:41 No.18170437
    >>18170316
    Go read Worldwar, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:41 No.18170440
    >>18170394
    And we'll end up with Black Smoke falling all over us. Not a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:41 No.18170441
    >>18170390
    >>18170352
    It is a pseudo-Fliegerfaust. Would like her using RS-82 rockets better though.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:42 No.18170448
    >>18170429
    This, really. Any chance to boost the ego's a good one.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:42 No.18170452
    >>18170437
    Ah yes back when Turtledove wasnt full retard. Those were good days.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:43 No.18170461
    >>18170305
    Get in close, engage escorts and look for weaknesses. On sighting of some form of propulsion, AP rockets.

    And once they land and start disgorging troops... FAE their green asses.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:43 No.18170466
    >>18170441
    I always assumed it was a nod to the Katyusha.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:43 No.18170469
    >>18170305
    Do we need to know how it's flying? Can't we just figure out where it's firing from, crack that shit open with rockets and dump the FAE in there and hope that it cooks off or blows their ammo?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:43 No.18170471
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    >>18170352
    >>18170390
    Been wondering what they did with Sanya.
    Did she finally steel her mind from the radio waves?
    Or is she in some cellar in Sutton Farm all pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:43 No.18170473
    >>18170305

    Do we see any obvious asymmetry on this abomination? Those are usually very good targets. Also, we have radar we can distract them with, correct? I vote we blast that in their face and see what their reaction is. If nothing else, we will have their full attention giving Chuck time to drop the big ass bombs on the anachronism freighter while the witches cover us and look for any openings to attack. Once this thing is cracked open, we show why the navy is terrified of fire on ships.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:43 No.18170478
    >>18170452
    What
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:44 No.18170481
    We should probably save one FAE in case they do manage to land and unload. If they think they're safe in the smoke then we can surprise them with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:44 No.18170490
    Surely by now, FAEs have been used on the Black Smoke.
    By any chance, does it viciously ignite? Because they might not like being incinerated after they land in the smoke. Of course, a massive fire might not be the best thing to set near the city, but perhaps a plan C?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:44 No.18170492
    >>18170452
    Heh. Ginger.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:44 No.18170493
    >>18170478
    WHOOPS never mind I was thinking of War of hte Worlds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:44 No.18170496
    >>18170471
    I figured she's still back at the castle under lock and key.
    All lonely.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:45 No.18170501
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    >>18170305

    "I don't know how to shoot it down, but I know what's inside it," you say.

    "What?" Bader asks.

    "Aliums," you reply. "Lots and lots of fucking aliums."

    "And this helps us how!?" Minna demands.

    "Open can. SHOOT ALIUMS," you reply, and engage WEP. The Wright-Cyclones scream with power and your A-20G thunders forward, responding eagerly with the new power. Minna falls in alongside Chuck, and you notice Bader pairing off with Trude. Katherine falls in on your wing.

    "Don't worry, Ghostrider!" Katherine calls out. "We'll show that alien hunk-of-junk who's boss!"

    "Ayup," you say, and as you speak, the next wave of incoming rocket-bombs begin shedding FireBees into the air around you. Naturally.

    "I HATE BEES," you scream with gusto. Sleds are bastards, fighters are a good, honest challenge, but bees are just fucking infuriating. Stingy enough to be dangerous, too slippery to be a satisfying target, just - just -

    "I HATE BEES," you re-iterate, and as you speak a few swing onto your tail.

    And the A-20 is no P-61 in the maneuverability department.

    >WAT DO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:45 No.18170504
    >>18170437
    way ahead oe ya. it was just the other day i was making jokes about ginger.

    but flat defiance of gravity like that implies a rather more substantial tech advantage then that batch of incompetents had. even avatar would have a hard time fucking it up. and yet there it lies, totally fucked up. something is suspicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:45 No.18170510
    >>18170471
    we do not have TIME to worry about that BULLSHIT with the GIANT FUCKING ALIEN TRANSPORT.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:46 No.18170512
    Trude, cover us. Everybody else, get ready to intercept those buzz-bombers. Now to one-two punch the top deck of this fucker; see if we can't go all Rudel here and score us another bigass ship kill.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:46 No.18170513
    >>18170305

    Force it down, maybe we can have a witch or two jump on top of the bridge and mess with them a bit. Blow a hole in anything important and above all... DON"T FORGET TO BOUNCE!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)00:46 No.18170515
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    >>18170471
    I thought it was because one of the concentrations was over the castle.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:46 No.18170520
    >>18170501
    Stay on target. Let the witches and Chuck cover our approach. Get those turrets firing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:46 No.18170523
    >>18170471
    >>18170496
    There's actually something I've been meaning to ask. When MC talks to her in the cellar, he asks her something like "did they even try to control you." Sanya doesn't respond, and I don't remember it coming up later. Does this mean that she wasn't really under control, and maybe had just gone a bit cuckoo?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170527
    >>18170501
    Tell others to keep aliums off of you.

    Trust others.

    Shoot transport.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170532
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    >>18170501
    >A-20
    >not a P-61
    >nothing dives like a P-61
    WE ARE SO DEAD
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170535
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    Also, this image is ETERNAL GROUND ATTACKERS.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170536
    >>18170501
    We carve a plane shaped hole in the bees with our guns and dance through it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170537
    >>18170501
    OH DEAR HALLUCINATION I COULD USE SOME COVER RIGHT NOW

    We can't hope for maneuvering shenanigans, we need to get close and rip on the freighter.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170541
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    >>18170501

    >I HATE BEES

    Planefag, fucking....

    >WAT DO

    MEN ENGAGE DREADNOUGHT, WE HAVE THE BOMBS

    WOMEN ENGAGE BEES AND RUN OVERWATCH, THEY HAVE THE SPEED AND AGILITY
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170543
    >>18170501

    Trust the witches. Tiny, dodgey shit is what they kill best. Big armored slow shit is what we kill best, so we must make that our priority.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170544
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    >>18170501
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170552
    >>18170501
    "Girls, cover my tail! And call in the cavalry!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170553
    DO WE HAVE TAIL GUNNERS?

    IF SO, IAN DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

    IF NOT, IF WE LIVE, WE'RE STRAFING LOCKHEED'S DESIGN BUREAU.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170556
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    >>18170532

    FUCK THAT

    WE RUNNING THIS SHIT, LET'S GO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170557
    >>18170501

    Well, or maybe not Trude, then. Kathy'll do too. Still, plan remains. Hope Ian's feeling feisty with the tailguns there. Trust in our wingbros and let's down us an anachronism.
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170560
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    SHOOT THE BEES! SHOOT ALL THE BEES!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170561
    >light it up
    WAIT
    What if Chris is on board?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170571
    >>18170501
    Uh, we have a rear turret. Maybe use it a little?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170574
    >>18170561
    light it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170577
    >>18170561
    And how the fuck did she get onboard, genius?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170578
    >>18170561
    Then she is VERY VERY dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170580
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    >>18170535

    >ETERNAL GROUND ATTACKERS
    >F-4

    No... just No
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170582
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    >>18170561
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:49 No.18170583
    >>18170561
    Then not even a trace will be found of her.

    So let's hope that's not the case because we don't have the option of not killing that ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170584
    >>18170501
    Kathy confirmed for Bro-Tier.

    We should focus on the freighter and leave the bees to the others if we can. Evasive maneuvers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170585
    >>18170501
    NOT THE BEES.
    STAY ON TARGET.
    THEY'RE IN MY EYES.
    STAY ON TARGET.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170586
    >>18170561
    How?

    It came from the coast, and before that from the Great Fucking Lakes?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170588
    tune in next wkkn. thats what do.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170589
    >>18170501
    >This thread
    >Episode V OST plays

    That thing is too large for blasters.mp3.

    And for this thing, we need to focus on its drive units. Aim for drive units and then any command structures. After its drives or bridge is disabled, it should collapse. Even a flying ship is a ship!

    (Does it have non Newtonian propulsion, or some sort of proper engine)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170594
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    MY HORNEEEEEEEEETSS!

    engage dreadnaught
    >advicegnome
    disregard bees
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170595
    >>18170501

    Hey Planefag,

    Draw fag reporting in. I still have shit ton of work to do on the piece, but I don't want to leave you hanging since it won't be done tonight (probably). Do you want a preview of Rommel twinkie-housing Stirling from the fridge or do you want to wait for it to be done before I post it? Your call, as I give 0 fucks either way.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170596
    >>18170501
    >"Don't worry, Ghostrider!" Katherine calls out. "We'll show that alien hunk-of-junk who's boss!"
    And you fags wanted to get together with Minna...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170599
    >>18170586
    And before THAT just shy of 15 years in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:51 No.18170604
    >>18170586
    >>18170577
    >How?
    Because you two are doubting Planefag's ability to be Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:51 No.18170606
    >>18170501
    Tell Ian to use that rear turret and shoot those fucking bees.

    Ask Katherine and the others to cover us as we go in for our attack run.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:51 No.18170611
    We've got wingmates for pretty much exactly this. Hey Chuck, want a little help catching us in the war of the aces?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:51 No.18170612
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    >>18170596

    I know right?

    We all know saving Chris is the next step on Trude Route
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:51 No.18170614
    >>18170561
    Why would they bring her back here?
    >>18170589
    It is a flying cargo carrier. I seriously doubt that shooting the propellers will help.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170616
    >>18170595
    The longer we wait the sweeter it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170617
    >>18170582

    Transport is coming in.

    If anything, it's a pickup or establishing a clear LZ.

    She's not aboard... yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170620
    >>18170595
    not him obviously, but I'd rather wait
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170622
    >>18170580
    >implying the F-4 wasn't a great if not, the best ground attack plane from the 70s (its not a bad fighter, but better as an attack plane, and we used it as one as a complement to F-14s!)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170627
    >>18170596
    Kathy is alright, it's the SAA that worries me. IT NEVER COMES OFF.jpg
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170628
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    The A-20 actually has two turrets

    for TWICE THE COVERAGE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170629
    >>18170585
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMDV3eISLPs
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170631
    >>18170596
    I'm fine getting together with any of them really.

    Slight preference for Marseille, but w/e
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170632
    >>18170501
    Stay on target. Try to blow their magazine.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170638
    >>18170612
    Dammit! No. Bad anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:53 No.18170646
    >>18170596
    Didn't Minna have our back in another furball?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:53 No.18170657
    >>18170612
    For, ah...for future reference...

    What's the next step on Sakamoto route? I sorta want him to get together with someone who will regularly put up with his shit, and I'm pretty sure Ian's out.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170660
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    >>18170638

    You know you want this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170665
    >>18170657
    SeanxSakamoto OTP
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170666
    guys. guys. we gotta wait for it to land to salvage the elerium from the engines. then we can get started on our avenger project
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170668
    >>18170657
    Pretty sure Sean's got his eye on that front, man. As excellent as Sakabroto is, you don't cut your crew off like that.

    Especially considering all the other shit we've put Sean through.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170669
    >>18170631
    This is the correct response. We only have eyes for our planes.
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    >>18170596
    I know right? She's like us except more dumber.
    Also >bees
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170674
    >>18170561
    if chris is on it then she is already super fucking dead.

    no way in hell anyones able to breate that shit and live.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:55 No.18170679
    >>18170668
    >>18170665
    Alright, alright, fine. I'll start pushing for Ian route.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:55 No.18170683
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    >>18170660
    We want this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:55 No.18170687
    >>18170679
    But unwanted French tsunderes need love too. How will they get love if not for Ian?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:55 No.18170688
    Canon question
    Is the smoke only poisonous to breathe? Or is that shit corrosive
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170689
    >>18170646
    Sort of, but that's not really the point. She's a grumpy kraut, and Kathy's just fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170690
    >>18170679
    Okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170694
    >>18170687
    > NOBODY LOVES PERINNE.png
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170695
    >>18170674

    Depends how well they've prepped...

    I'm still worried that the tops gonna open up and a strikerish martian thing the size of a B-52 is gonna pop out.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170701
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    "COVER ME!" you cry, and O'Hare does something you've never seen before - she flips over, flying on her back, and bends in the middle to face behind her, swinging that massive M-2 Ma Deuce to bear. The heavy machine gun begins barking about the same time Ian's twin-thirties do.

    "Scattering! Ah ha! Take that, you slippery little fucks!" Ian cries out. A second later, you hear Sean's ventral guns barking.

    You see Minna and Chuck leap ahead, putting the speed of their machines to good use, and as you watch several flashes of flame spout from the huge freighter's forecastle. The contrails of spiral-rockets corkscrew towards Chuck and Minna, whom break left and right with practiced ease -

    "-ARGH!" Minna cries as she's engulfed in explosions.

    What in the how-fucking-"

    "SEAN!" you scream. "JAMMING, NOW! BEAMPOWER, MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU SPEAK IT?"

    The ventral gun stops chattering, and you hear Sean cursing and ranting below and behind you - without the intercom, over the radios and the guns and everything.

    "Got it," he says.

    Ahead of you more spiral-rockets leap from the freighter and dart towards you - then explode harmlessly only a hundred yards from their vessel.

    "Gotcha now, fuckers," you whisper.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170702
    >>18170688
    It goes through sealed masks in the book.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170706
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    >>18170683

    >Realize I'm getting sucked into another Waifu War
    >I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

    You WANT this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170707
    >>18170695
    > the size of a B-52
    Yes, but what will it be carrying?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170710
    >>18170695
    How many B-52 would fit in the hold of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170711
    >>18170689
    So she's our bro. Not our waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170713
    >>18170683
    No, we want floopy floppy doggy ears a la Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170721
    KATHERINE SHOOTS BEES.

    IAN ON TURRET.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170723
    >>18170701
    UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY

    also hope Minna's still flightworthy! Well, she's a big girl, and she's got a shield and all that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170724
    >>18170665
    >>18170668
    I was reading back through the old threads, and I've got to say, I don't really get where the Sean/Sakamoto thing came from. She hasn't really show much for either of them, but if anything it'd have been Ian. She was with him in the submersible, she was surprised/interested to hear he could play the piano, and was the one fighting over his body there. I mean it's not a lot, but the Sean angle seems mostly fabricated by the readers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170728
    >>18170707

    If my worse fears are realized? It will be empty... It's missing a crucial component.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170730
    >>18170701
    >BEAMPOWER, MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU SPEAK IT?
    Heeee.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170733
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    >>18170701
    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170744
    >>18170701
    you may fire when ready
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170747
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    >>18170701
    MINNA YOU FUCK PICK UP THE PHONE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170754
    >>18170701
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0

    You know you were all thinking it...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170755
    >>18170724
    Sean comments during one of their first meetings that he "thinks he loves that woman" or something to that effect. Sure, probably something hammered out in a pleasantly buzzed stupor, such were the circumstances, but the interest is obviously there.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170758
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    >>18170701
    g'damn guided rockets!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170759
    >>18170706
    At this point, I don't even feel the need to argue. It's all but confirmed MC like Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170765
    You're all idiorts.

    We're gonna use our gnome powers.....to make the Widow into a little girl. And a witch. And then fuck it.

    We are going to fuck our plane. Softly.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170768
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    >>18170747
    MINNA IS A BIG GIRL
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170769
    >>18170724
    Sakabroto gifted Sean the basked-hilted broadsword with a ribbon on it and everything. And Sean mentioned he could fall in love with her before.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170770
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    >>18170701
    HA! WE FIGURED OUT THAT RADAR JAMS THEIR SHIT!

    SUCK IT, MARTIANS! YOUR ASS IS OURS, NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:01 No.18170779
    >>18170701
    'Minna, you OK?'
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:01 No.18170786
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    >>18170759

    I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

    AND I WON'T PUT MY HANDS UP AND SURRENDER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:01 No.18170788
    >>18170755
    I'm pretty sure we all thought we loved that woman after our first couple of meetings. She's amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:01 No.18170790
    >>18170755
    I get that, but it definitely seems more on his part than hers. Mind, she was also getting rather friendly with MC in the infirmary after the Sanya bit, but that could have been because she twigged the gnome bit and was getting ready to send us off to be slaughtered for manly magic parts.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:02 No.18170797
    >>18170759
    we're combat buddies now
    nothing quite like wartime (near death experiences) to get the 'pass on genetic material NOW' hormones going
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:02 No.18170798
    >>18170790
    She wants us to bump uglies with Minna so she can troll us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:02 No.18170799
    >>18170701
    "Talk to me. Minna"
    "You good?"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:02 No.18170802
    >>18170779
    "Hey buddy, you okay?"

    Its time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKDzOnRydWk
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:03 No.18170803
    >>18170759
    There's no reason we can't fight him all the way down. With luck, we might just jump the tracks.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:03 No.18170816
    >>18170747
    She's got shields, she'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:04 No.18170817
    >>18170798
    Rather, she wants someone to fix Minna's shit, but it doesn't mean she isn't interested herself, just that she's putting her friend first.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:04 No.18170823
    >>18170710
    WELL...according to my estimates, assuming a perfect box.. 346 and a half B-52s.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:05 No.18170837
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    >>18170803

    I commend your dedication, but you have lost. Now is the time for peace and reconciliation.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:05 No.18170840
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    >>18170823
    That's a lotta B-52s
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:05 No.18170842
    >>18170823
    That's... that's a lot of B-52s...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:06 No.18170849
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    >>18170837

    I ALWAYS SAVE ONE BULLET FOR MYSELF

    BUT I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF MORE BEFORE I REACH IT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:06 No.18170850
    Still voting for HAREM END, but guys...

    We're kinda in COMBAT right now!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:06 No.18170854
    >>18170823
    Is that assuming just tonnage?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:06 No.18170855
    >>18170837
    Yes, make peace.

    With the fact that we are all locked into the Widow route. Permanently.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:06 No.18170856
    >>18170837
    FUCK NO!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:06 No.18170860
    >>18170803
    That would require choosing a different waifu, though. Personally I'd opt for Trude/Minna threesomes
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:07 No.18170865
    >>18170850
    It's not like there's any lack of consensus for what we're doing right now. Also no >WAT DO.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:07 No.18170869
    >>18170850
    We can only COMBAT as fast as planefag lets us, but we can WAIFU as fast as we damned well please.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:08 No.18170873
    >>18170860
    >threesome
    ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:08 No.18170877
    >>18170849
    The captain wired in he had water comin' in
    and the good ship and crew was in peril.
    And later that night when 'is lights went outta sight
    came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:09 No.18170884
    >>18170837
    I don't really have a preference, in terms of waifu selection, I'd prefer not getting with anyone really, but I definitely don't want PF shoving us down one path against people's objection.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:09 No.18170889
    >>18170854
    I used area, rather than tonnage, because its simpler, if I use Area I have to actually either do calculus (fuck no I have work in like 4 hours) or cheat like fuck with trig/algebraic forms.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)01:09 No.18170892
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    >>18170701

    Minna emerges from the cloud of smoke and fire, her Striker trailing smoke.

    "I'm here," she says grimly. "Bader, Trude, take Ghostrider's left. We'll cover the right. Nobody get ahead."

    "That's for me," you confirm, and press your cannon stud. Four twenty-milimeter cannons thunder, the tracers leaping forward and smashing into a FireBee that wandered in front of your sights. His mates turn and fire on you, but you wiggle the yoke and dodge the worst of it like it wasn't there. They flash past and you see Bader's Spitfire roaring in, .303's twinkling as he gives some FireBee hell. His nimble Spitfire can compete on almost even terms with the little bastards, but with the sheer numbers swarming about, he's busier then a one-legged man in an assk- er. Um.

    More rockets spring from the freighter, still over a mile distant, but they seem to go twisting off in exactly the wrong directions, some of them exploding almost as soon as they're launched, damaging the Fitzgerald. You see the paint on your port wing blister and put the Douglass into a sharp series of switchback turns, the standard procedure when under focused Maser attack.

    "Masers!" you shout, tugging your goggles down over your eyes. Fighter pilots wear them in case damaged engines spew oil into their eyes, but for twin-boom boys like yourself, protecting your delicate eyes from radiation and light burns is far more important.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:10 No.18170895
    >>18170873
    Throw in Shirley, Erica... who else wants our gnomish dick?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:10 No.18170896
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    >>18170701
    Minna! Crap, not again. We are not going to lose her again
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:10 No.18170898
    >>18170802
    >got the quote wrong
    >Zero is inappropriate for the moment
    Stop. Please, just stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:10 No.18170900
    >>18170860
    Well Erica and Kathy are both good options. Shirley maybe, but she's still tentatively on the shit list.
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)01:12 No.18170917
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    >>18170892
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:13 No.18170933
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    >>18170892
    Let's do this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:14 No.18170946
    >>18170701
    Raep the transport! Raep it gewd.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:14 No.18170947
    >>18170884
    PF said we'd have to put in effort to get 1, and that multiples would be... well, more effort and luck than experience tells us to expect. also, somebody's gonna be mad no matter who we hook up with. especially if it's nobody
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170963
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    >>18170933
    >average infantry doctrine player.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170964
    >>18170947
    Hell, it's either Minna or Trude. We fucked over Eila, so let's wait for one of them to die then plow the other.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170967
    >>18170892
    A little Science Fact! Masers actually aren;t that high energy. In fact, the photons that would be maser worthy, are very low energy (because, Energy is inversely proportional to wavelength (because photons are massless, one must rewrite E=mc^2 to compensate for this!). However, maser weaponry can be theoretically made, but its just something that amused me as someone who deals with this shit as his day job.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170972
    >>18170855
    She is a plane, not your waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:16 No.18170978
    >>18170964
    Eila is 15, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:16 No.18170979
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    >>18170964

    It's Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:16 No.18170985
    >>18170892
    we need to gain height so that we can shoot our rockets at the deck and then drop in a fuel air bomb after it
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)01:16 No.18170989
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    You come upon the freighter at a good 250 MPH because of your aggressive jinking, and the entire fucking thing seems to explode with spiral-rockets. The guided ones are still missing or blowing up in their tubes, but these seem to be the standard, old-fashioned spiral-rockets: saturation anti-aircraft weapons. The sky fills with them, and your sturdy A-20G starts rocking from hits. An explosion blasts out your windshield, and shrapnel shreds your scalp. The reflector gunsight in front of you shatters, the edges chipping and flaking away.

    You point your nose down at the at the ludicrous freighter, diving like an avenging angel, and prepare to fire.

    >WHAT ATTACK? Rockets, bombs, or both?
    >WHERE ATTACK? Bridge, Fo'Castle, or deck hatch?
    >If this ship lands, London's defenses will fall. Are you selfless enough to make the ULTIMATE BOUNCE?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:16 No.18170990
    >>18170978
    Out of the question regardless.

    >>18170979
    Okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:17 No.18170993
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    >>18170979
    Keep telling yourself that. It won't make it true.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:17 No.18170999
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    >>18170964
    It's Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:17 No.18171002
    >>18170989
    Rockets and bombs to the deck hatch
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171004
    >>18170964
    What I'm saying is that it shouldn't be decided right now. Minna and Trude are both too unstable to really be a good idea, and there are plenty of others available who deserve more screentime anyway. And I wouldn't count Eila out, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171005
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    GUYS. Stop the Waifufagging for one second:

    MC has realized that radar can be used to jam enemy weapons.

    THIS COULD MEAN THE FUCKING WAR.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171007
    >>18170989

    It's a freighter... Rockets into the deck hatch, bombs go in a second later.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171008
    >>18170989
    Deck hatch open or sealed?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171009
    >>18170989
    RAWKITS first Then Bombs in the hole. Attack deck Hatches, weakest point and most direct access to enemy troops.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171011
    >>18170989
    Deck hatch with everything we can bring to bear. Bust it open and FAEB it.
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171013
    >>18170989

    Rockets first, open that fucker up like a can of sardines then insert the FAEB to cook it from the inside out.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171014
    >>18170989
    The song says to hit the deck hatch with everything we've got.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171015
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    Can you two take your shit to /a/. We aren't arguing over who MC is after (which is PAINFULLY obvious that it's Minna).
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171017
    >>18170989
    FIRE ERRYTHING! HIT THE WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171018
    >>18170964
    Of those two, I'd prefer Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171020
    >>18170989
    Turn off your targeting computer and put FAE through the deck hatch.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171021
    THERE WILL BE NO WAIFU IF WE FUCKING DIE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:18 No.18171023
    >>18170989
    Everything in the deck hatch.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171024
    >>18170989
    Rockets, then bombs.
    Deck hatch.
    ONLY IF SOMEONE SURVIVES TO REPORT OUR GLORIOUS SACRIFICE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171026
    >>18170989
    CRACK THE SHELL
    BURN THEM
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171032
    >>18170972
    Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171033
    >>18170989
    Rockets then Bombs to the deck hatch.

    Rockets to rip it open, Bombs to go in and kill every last Martian ground-pounder in there.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171034
    >implying we'll have a choice as to which witch we'll sex up.

    >implying a group of them won't corner us and rape us successfully.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171035
    >>18170989
    FIRE EVERYTHING, IT'S NOW OR NEVER
    fire the rockets slightly before the bombs
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171038
    >>18171021
    Ultimate bounce it is then.
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    >>18170989
    All on deck hatch. The november bounce is comin' a'stealin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171047
    >>18170993
    >>18170999
    Fuck no. She's a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:20 No.18171048
    >>18170989
    BOTH
    BRIDGE AND DECK HATCH
    ULTIMATE BOUNCE IS GO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:20 No.18171049
    Rockets to deck hatch, then one FAE in the hole. Ideally we'd like to keep the second FAE around just in case there are any stragglers...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:20 No.18171050
    >>18170989
    Deck hatch. First rockets, then bombs. Bleed as much speed as possible. Also put some cannon on that whore for good measure. I want to have holes for those bombs to fall in to.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:20 No.18171053
    >>18171002
    I'd agree, though delay on the bombs slightly, and maybe save one.
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    >>18170989

    >WHAT ATTACK? Rockets, bombs, or both?

    EVERYTHING WE GOT

    >WHERE ATTACK? Bridge, Fo'Castle, or deck hatch?

    ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A CORE OR CORE-HOUSING

    >If this ship lands, London's defenses will fall. Are you selfless enough to make the ULTIMATE BOUNCE?

    OF COURSE WE-... fuck, you can ask me to make that decision now...

    But if our three lives will save the millions of London... maybe I'll do it
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:20 No.18171056
    >>18170989
    USe both rockets and bombs. Bombs on the main decks, rockets at the forcastle, and bridges. If this is anything like real transports, it should crack. If we had torpedoes, we could aim it at the weak spot, the keel and snape it in two
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171059
    >>18170989
    rockets fly ahead, drop bombs to go in hole they make
    also radio this situation in

    >why aim small? why try to be average? why not go for EVERYTHING
    >let us roll for this insanity please
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171061
    >>18171015
    Some people can't stand to not get their way.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171062
    >>18171005
    I think that's already known, given the way Sean reacted.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171065
    >>18170967
    >implying photons are massless
    they are small but not massless, otherwise the energy given=0
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    >If this ship lands, London's defenses will fall. Are you selfless enough to make the ULTIMATE BOUNCE?
    But then the Witches would have nobody to be trolled by.

    FIRE EVERYTHING AT THE DECK HATCH
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171071
    >>18170989
    If we're above it, bombs are gonna take effort to miss with. Bombs, and let's hit the deck hatch. No idea if they control the ship from the bridge or anywhere, or if they even have to, but they've got to wedge their alium bodies in somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171075
    >>18171021
    We can't die.

    Minna would fucking murder the shit out of us.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171077
    FIRE EVERYTHING

    The rockets will hit first, the bombs will hit last, and the cannons will weaken the hull!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171078
    >>18171015
    lol no. we've gotten farther with Perrine than we have with Minna
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171081
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    >>18170989
    BOTH
    BRIDGE?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:22 No.18171087
    >>18171061
    Right, like all the Minna fags who are trying to convince everyone the choice has already been made and to give up
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:22 No.18171092
    >>18171056
    Flying torpedoes?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:22 No.18171099
    >>18171078
    Making out =/= getting farther
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171103
    Stagger fire. Rockets to open a hole, FAE bombs a half-second later to exploit. Then we GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171106
    >>18170989
    open up with the quad cannon, strafe the entire fucking thing. BRING THAT SONOFABITCHDOWN
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171107
    >>18170989
    FIRE EVERYTHING.

    Also, if we hit her amidships hard enough to crack her keel, she goes down right there on the spot. We don't know how it's flying, so the bridge is probably a trap answer anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171112
    >>18171078
    Well true, but we've never actually tried carrying Minna. I think we could get a bit more distance.
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    >All this waifu-ing while MC is about to probably make the most important decision of his life
    STOP FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

    FIRE EVERYTHING. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK. WE BOUNCE THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL
    >> Arcbound 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171125
    >>18171075
    How could she kill us? People die when they are killed.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171133
    >>18171112
    Might be able to, certainly don't want to. Though PF trolling us all with a Hound of Gaul ending would be fun too.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171138
    Rockets first, FAE into the gap! Aim amidships, break her spine!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171141
    if we must make the bounce to end all bounces we must say this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171143
    GET CHUCK TO BOMB THE MAIN BRIDGE SUPERSTRUCTURE WHILE WE TAKE CARE OF THE DECK
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:25 No.18171150
    >>18171065
    The energy of a photon is fucking weird. because its all in the momentum. Fuck. Photons are magic anyway, and are practically mass less. (the theoretical mass is that of some absurdly small value at best), but I'm an atomic scale, not quantum magic shit (Well not magic, but wierd. Fucking antimatter production. )
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:25 No.18171151
    >>18171133
    Considering how Perrine reacted to us literally dropping Ian into her lap, that seems unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:25 No.18171152
    >>18171087
    Planefag has been dropping fitzgerald size hints about it. He's must be getting tired of us arguing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:25 No.18171157
    Minna needs a dicking, Trude will be all over it if we save her sister. Other witches will also be getting their gnomeriding medals.

    No waifus, just bouncing witches off the beds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:26 No.18171158
    >>18171099
    Perrine's a bitch sometimes, but it's usually on topic and she has at least some semblance of an excuse.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:26 No.18171165
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    >>18171152

    >Welcome to /tg/
    >We can't take a hint

    Until he gets MC to say the words I won't stop
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:26 No.18171175
    >>18171158
    Germany's occupied too, you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:27 No.18171179
    >>18171151
    How exactly did she react? All I remember is seeing her after the fact drinking out of the big glass, sitting across from, not next to Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:27 No.18171182
    >>18171143
    So, you want him to target the secondary exhaust port, while we go for the main reactor?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:27 No.18171193
    >>18171179
    She was literally rubbing off Ian's shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171198
    >>18171175
    That's not what I mean. Minna's in charge, which sets a higher standard, and she older and more experienced.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171203
    >>18171152
    Bullshit. planefag is indicating ATTRACTION, and what 20 year old pilot does like a nice rack?

    An actual serious relationship has a snowball's chance in hell unless we work really hard for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171204
    >>18171175
    bet you a zillion monies afghanistan and pakistan aren't. well, if they are, not for long
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171208
    >>18171179
    She got all snuggly-wuggly with her wittle Iany-...Wiany?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171214
    >>18171179
    >Morality keeps on shooting you poisonous, hateful looks from his little booth as Perrine snuggles into his shoulder

    Very appreciative.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171217
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    >No one likes Perrine

    This makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171219
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    >>18171208

    Iany-Weeny
    >> Arcbound 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171220
    Come on guys, is this WitchFuckers Quest? NO. This is STRIKE WITCHES QUEST.

    WE ARE IN COMBAT, ABOUT TO DECIDE THE FACE OF THE WAR. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE CLOUDS.

    I vote we bomb the bastard. But if it comes to it, we must take the ultimate plunge.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171227
    >>18170989
    >WHAT ATTACK? Rockets, bombs, or both?
    Both, as we may not get another pass.

    >WHERE ATTACK? Bridge, Fo'Castle, or deck hatch?
    Deck hatch. Even if the ship crashes, its cargo may survive- and it's the cargo that is dangerous.

    >If this ship lands, London's defenses will fall. Are you selfless enough to make the ULTIMATE BOUNCE?
    Of course we fucking are. Glory and victory, and laugh in the face of death and madness.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171229
    >>18171220
    Hey, I already voted.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171236
    >>18171203
    Quite accurate. Also: though Minna might have the biggest single following, the Trude fans and the AntiMinnafags outnumber them.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171237
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    >"ON WINGS OF HISTORY THEY TURN FROM HOME!"
    >"TO LIVE ETERNALLY, SKY BOUND THEY ROAM!"
    >"IN ALL OF HISTORY, NEVER BEFORE!"
    >"WAS MORE OWED TO SO FEW!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171238
    >>18171220
    No, I want to talk about things I can put my self-insert's dick in.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:30 No.18171240
    All we need to do is crack open a hole large enough to sink a FAE into, and that'll be game-over for the martians.

    The deck hatch will be the weakest area on the hull, given that it's an external entrance.

    Rockets into there, blow a huge fucking hole. Then make a second pass and drop a bomb into it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)01:30 No.18171241
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    "Hey, Sean," you call as you dive through murderous flak. "I got our callsign!"

    "NOW you've got it!?" he yells back from his station.

    "HALT!" you tell the huge, lumbering freighter below you, and fire your rockets. Armor-Piercing High-Velocity rockets leap off the rails, not quite falling on-target, but in a dive this steep it doesn't much matter. They smash into the thin deck of the Lakes freighter and explode inside, the huge ore-loading hatches on top blowing out and open. A second later, you thumb the bomb release and the light bomber lurches and leaps as two thousand pounds of payload part company with the airframe. Thus freed, you haul back on the yoke with desperate strength, rolling left slightly, and the stern structure of the Fitzgerald misses your right wingtip by mere feet as you scream past.

    "No secondaries," Ian reports grimly.

    "Wait for it," you instruct him.

    "Bandits at Seven!" Sean shouts, and begins firing.

    "WAIT FOR iiiiirrrugh," you grunt as you begin your pull-out above the English countryside, the G-forces crushing any witty statements from your lungs.

    "Holy shit!" Chuck calls on the radio, and as you make a wide left turn, you see a volcano of fire spouting from the flying freighter.

    "HAMMERZIET, MOTHERFUCKERS!" you cry triumphantly.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:30 No.18171248
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    >>18171220

    What does a man think about in his last moments alive, in those few seconds before he sends his plane nose-first into the enemy to take them with him?

    His love

    >Therefore MC thinks of this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171253
    >>18171241
    HALT

    HAMMERZEIT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171255
    >>18171241
    >HAMMERZEIT

    imokaywiththis.gif
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171259
    Fire everything. Bust that sucker open like a fucking hobo with a can o' beans.

    If even that doesn't work...get Sean and Ian to bail out and ram this fucking plane straight down those fucking cthonic throats.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171262
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    >>18171241
    YESSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171264
    >>18171236
    The antiMinnafags will vote for can't decide who they like though.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171271
    >>18171241
    WOOOOOO I BARBECUE OCTOPUZZ!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171276
    >>18171264
    That sounded better in my head...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171277
    >>18171241
    UNGH! Fuck their squiddy, tentecally asses!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171279
    >>18171241
    HALT! Hammerzeit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171280
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    >>18171241
    Oh god where is my hammerzeit.jpg?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171281
    >>18171241
    hold on boys no what do yet! its not over stay on guard
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171287
    >>18171248
    >>Therefore MC thinks of the Widow
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171288
    >>18171241
    >"HAMMERZIET, MOTHERFUCKERS!" you cry triumphantly.
    And I thought nobody noticed.

    Thank you, kind sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:32 No.18171289
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    >>18171241
    Fuck. YES!

    SUCK IT, ALIUMS!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171291
    >>18171241
    UP YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171295
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    >>18171241

    BOOMTIEM
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171296
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171298
    >>18171281
    Regardless, and explosion fucking destroys crew, and this is a transport, and we hit in the crew part.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171300
    >>18171241
    glorious.jpg
    >> Arcbound 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171301
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    >>18171241
    >HALT
    >HAMMERZEIT

    YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171303
    >>18171241
    Not done yet, not done yet...but a damn good start. Keep frosty (not that that'll be an issue with our shattered windshield).
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171307
    >>18171276
    Fair enough, but they still all vote together against anything involving Minna. At worst, they'll just stop us from getting with anyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171310
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    >>18171241
    >HALT!
    >HAMMERZEIT!
    HAHAHA! Oh, I lost it there.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:34 No.18171311
    >>18171301
    >icanhazcheeseburger.com
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:34 No.18171312
    >>18171241
    >HALT
    >HAMMERZEIT

    DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH NUH-NUH. DUH-NUH.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:34 No.18171323
    >>18171248
    No, he thinks of killing some fucking aliens. And he doesn't nose his fucking plane into shit. He strafes the shit out of those fucking aliens. Because that is what we do. Kill aliums daed.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)01:34 No.18171326
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    >>18171248

    That... that picture... I....

    Also, Mr. Drawfag, I would love a preview, unfinished or no.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:35 No.18171330
    And as we fly away, we calmly recite the epilogue from The War of the Worlds, replacing bacteria with a rich fuel-air oxygen composition that burns so very, very good.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:35 No.18171334
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhzI9-sSgg.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:35 No.18171335
    Now someone needs to rewrite the Hammertime lyrics for the MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:35 No.18171340
    >>18171241
    You know, this will make an interesting call back to Allied High Command.

    "Hi, yeah, this is a detachment from the 501st. We just shot down this Great Lakes bulk carrier the Martians were using as an invasion barge north of London. ....no, we're not insane."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:35 No.18171342
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    >>18171326

    >Planefag likes Trude

    YES YES

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171344
    >>18171326
    FIGHT IT, PLANEFAG! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171345
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    >>18171326
    PLANEFAG CONFIRMED FOR TRUDEFAG
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171354
    >>18171326
    HAHAHA! Suck it, Minnafags!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171355
    >>18171241
    And this is the part where Planefag turns it around and screws with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171356
    >>18171342
    Planefag is asexual.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171357
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    Everyone hates Minna until she is in grave danger.

    We are just tsundere
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171362
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    >>18171241
    inb4 things go horribly wrong, then horribly right, then back to trolltacular
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:37 No.18171366
    >>18171307
    That's the point. They might have us end up FOREVER ALONE.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:37 No.18171378
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    >>18171326
    You love this shit, don't you.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:37 No.18171379
    >>
    What, you mean just like last time?
    >> Arcbound 03/02/12(Fri)01:37 No.18171380
    >>18171311
    First pic on google that wasn't a motivational. I grabbed it like a fat kid with a candy bar.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:37 No.18171381
    >>18171326

    Okie dokie. I will post it before I call it a night in half an hour or so.

    Fucking Stirling's trenchcoat thing. How the fuck does it work!?!?! I have a blurry head shot and a statue to base it off of and shit is just crazy. So many folds everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:38 No.18171386
    >>18171380
    Ah, you saw the same one I did, then.

    Fuck, where is my hammerzeit.jpg?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:38 No.18171390
    >>18171357
    As established last thread, MC is very concerned about everyone's wellbeing. That isn't the same as some tsundere bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:38 No.18171396
    >>18171378
    You know he did that just to troll everyone.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)01:38 No.18171397
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    Don't be silly.

    O'hare is our waifu]

    huehuehuehueheu
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:39 No.18171405
    >>18171326
    10/10

    Nice
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:39 No.18171406
    >>18171390
    That, or MC is tsundere for everyone. Especially Sean.

    ...

    Nah.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:39 No.18171411
    >>18171397
    I'd support this.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/02/12(Fri)01:39 No.18171412
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    >>18171241
    That takes the cake, it does....
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:39 No.18171413
    >>18171330
    A thousand thousand times this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:40 No.18171418
    >>18171390
    Then why did he mention Minna by name?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:40 No.18171419
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    >>18171326
    spash.jpg.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:40 No.18171423
    >>18171418

    Because Minna DOES scare him.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:41 No.18171428
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    >>18171326
    Planefag, you have no idea what sort of shitstorm you just caused.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:41 No.18171431
    >>18171406
    There was a suggestion a while back that MC should start putting himself in awkward situations with the other guys, preferably shirtless, and then act as oblivious as possible to all witch advances. It's not a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:41 No.18171434
    Now then while erryone is celebrating/waifufagging, where the fuck is Chris?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:42 No.18171447
    >>18171428
    He does. Why do you think he posted that?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:42 No.18171448
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    >>18171431
    >>18171431
    >>18171431
    >>18171431
    >>18171431
    >>18171431
    GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:42 No.18171449
    >>18171434
    Dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:42 No.18171451
    >>18171428
    Yes he does. And he absofuckinglutely meant for it to happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:42 No.18171453
    >>18171397
    Really, MC should just start acting really flirty with someone in the background - maybe Lynette or Erica - just to see how the others react.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:42 No.18171457
    >>18171434

    In the Fitzgerald.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171460
    >>18171453
    Flirt with the Yeagers.

    Yes, plural.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171462
    >>18171431
    That turned into a suggestion for a sexy calendar. It was met with more approval.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171465
    >>18171428
    Oh, I'll bet you he does.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171466
    >>18171431
    >>18171448
    >>18171453
    Either of these would be good for trolling, but we're going to have to wait a while for things to calm down first.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171467
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    >>18171326
    PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

    NOW WE'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM THE TRUDE-FAGS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171468
    >>18171428

    Yes he does.

    He drinks our tears.

    Happily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171474
    >>18171467
    Better them than Minnafags
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171481
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    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171482
    >>18171340
    Actually, in this universe it could be reverse engineered alien technology.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171483
    >>18171453
    >Lynette
    What?
    No.
    Lynette is a pure, delicate flower meant only for our dear sweet Miyafuji.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171486
    Chris wouldn't be in the Fitzgerald. It's heading in to make a major attack.

    If the Martians DID capture a witch, they'd take her to a base for experimentation. And if they controlled her, she'd be out in an elite unit with a fucking honor guard. Not in a giant transport with no escort.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171487
    >>18171457
    >>18171449
    >>18171434
    no no, the Fitzgerald was flying towards the hospital, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171492
    >>18171340
    From the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171494
    >>18171474
    I think the minnafags were nicer.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171495
    >>18171462
    Even better: we need to make the pictures we select shots that could be plausibly explained as just targeting something in the background, or the hard work of whoever, and then act confused when they get all hot and bothered.
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    >>18171467
    >>18171474
    I will hunt you both down by your IP's if you don't drop it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171506
    PlaneFag has been relentlessly throwing us at Minna since thread 1. I don't mind because I've gotten to like her myself, but Trude is a close second for me.

    I like to think of her as a backup in case we fuck things up with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171507
    >>18171340
    >no, we're not insane
    you sure about that?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171509
    By the end of this quest Miyafuji better be strolling in pants and aviators, bouncing the 501st every chance she gets, or we're complete failures as a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171510
    >>18171482
    If it was a friendly unit they would've called, like we did when the Beaufighters almost killed our shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171513
    >>18171483
    Oh right, we were going to hook them up, weren't we. Though Miyafuji did seem rather taken by the SAS guy. Still, matchmaker is a good alternative to waifuing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171514
    >>18171453
    I am guessing this would be a recipe for rape. I am down.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171515
    We need guncams.

    Hell, we need turret cams!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171517
    >German waifufags fighting each other

    So.... PE or Wermacht?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171519
    >>18171487

    You know that feeling... that feeling you get when you are whooping and cheering... and everything's done and went perfect? You blew up the badguy and are talking about dinner?

    And then the sky explodes? I'm getting that feeling.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171522
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    >>18171483
    GUESS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST


    PANCAKES
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171528
    >>18171495
    >Eh... erm... why are you posing naked with aviators over your crotch?
    >What? No. We were taking a picture of that lovely floral patterned couch. Get your mind out of the gutter, Minna.

    >desceir DIAMOND
    Yes captcha, WE ARE NOW DIAMONDS.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171534
    >>18171494
    They try to be sneaky and convince people anything else is a lost cause. They're vicious little fucks, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171535
    >>18171241
    How I imagine the explosion: http://youtu.be/KGXnQRduixI
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171540
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    "Sean, keep the radar on!" you call. Everything's coming together now, albeit slowly. Somehow the beam-riding guidance is key to all this. Lethal precision with the rocket-bombs, you figure - bridges nearby are probably already gone, and the special rocket-bombs are responsible for putting these clouds of FireBee escorts into the air that keep that freighter from being anything but a massive target.

    Or should have, at any rate. Booyea.

    "Kathy, where is - Kathy? Kathy?" You call on the radio, but you can't raise her. The air battle has grown mad and confusing, the dots of the FireBees swarming and darting like gnats amongst the larger silhouettes of fighters. Chuck's mostly unpainted Mustang is easier to find, but the Witches are hard to ID from a distance, except when their shields light up - which they're doing more often then they ought, you notice. The massive freighter pushes on, and to your horror you realize its moving at a decent clip - seventy or eighty miles an hour, at least. It could keep pace with most fast trains. Fire rages on its top, and a huge column of smoke pours from it, climbing into the sky.

    You eye the air battle. Your A-20 has spent its wad, and while you might fare okay against 'Sleds, FireBees is another matter entirely. They only sting, but the stings add up.

    >Wat Do?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171542
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    >>18171474
    Neither are better than the other.

    Pic related, it's what this whole argument is.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171546
    >>18171517
    Wehrmacht all day.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171548
    >>18171528
    >>18171495
    This should be our number one priority once we finish killing teh aliums.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171549
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    >>18171522

    >lynette pulling 'Pancakes, bath or me' routine on little sis
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171550
    >>18171509
    See, Yoshika has the heart of the pilot in her. She's got the scrap and she's got the subtle trolling thing going for her.

    EUROPEAN EXTREME MODE here is turning the entire 501st into this. Including Lynette and Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:48 No.18171557
    >>18171506
    That's just all the more reason to avoid her; derailing a DM's plan is exactly the sort of thing MC would love.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171567
    >>18171540
    Say...how about...you know...RADIOING COMMAND TO TELL THEM WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING THEIR WAY?!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171569
    >>18171540
    Find Kathy. Rescue the fuck out of her.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171571
    >>18171540
    Any remaining rockets into the freighter. Then enter the fight for as long as we can/our ammo lasts.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171572
    >>18171540
    >freighter
    >still going
    >after getting TWO FAEs midship

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171573
    >>18171540
    Put some holes in the bottom of the freighter, get some oxygen into that fire.
    Then start wailing on sleds.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171578
    >>18171540
    If we have cannon ammo, strafe the underside of the freighter, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171579
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    >>18171540
    ATTACK ATTACK SHOOT THAT FUCKER DOWN!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171581
    >>18171540
    IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS.

    Get some heat out of the Witches and planes, fly with them to clear the sky of the little guys and then FOCUS ON THE FREIGHTER GODDAMN
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171582
    >>18171540
    We shoot our guns at the craft with out HEART OF THE GNOME guiding us, hopefully we can take out the damn whatever that makes this thing fly.
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171583
    >>18171540

    Continue strafing it. Probe for weak points. Attack found weak points for massive damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171584
    >>18171572
    Martians?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171586
    >>18171540
    Gain altitude.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171587
    >>18171540
    Chuck should still have his bombs. Call him in for the assist. A solo kill would have been better, but we can share.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171589
    >>18171540
    That fucking thing is STILL GOING!?!? JAYSUS. Well we cant really do anything else to it so lets go for some sleds, also CALL FOR BACKUP.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171591
    >>18171540
    Do we still have cannon ammo? Strafe the bridge.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171592
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    >>18171540

    TIME TO SAVE OUR COMRADES

    RALLY THE TEAM, GRAB EVERYONE, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE

    WE AIN'T TAKIN' ALL THESE BEES OUT BUT WE ARE GETTING *EVERYBODY* HOME
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:50 No.18171595
    >>18171540
    fuck, ok, what do we still have
    just the cannons right?
    we need to figure out how this thing is flying
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171596
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    >>18171540
    FIND KATHY! FUCK
    Don't you even think about it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171597
    >>18171540
    Can we raise ANY ground control towers or nearby airfields?
    We need some fucking support here.

    Get into the furball, give Chuck an opening so that he can drop his bombs onto the Fitzgerald.
    We need to stop this thing from getting any closer to London.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171599
    >>18171584
    FUCK Martians.

    Well, time for ROUND TWO FIGHT, I guess. God damnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171601
    >>18171540

    CHUCK BOMB THE BRIDGE!

    Time to be a flying fortress and cover the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171602
    Well, if I've been reading right, we don't really have any glass in front of us anymore, so those Firebees can go right for our face.

    That sounds like a problem to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171605
    >>18171540
    Chuck still has those bombs, yeah? We need him to put those on target. We should provide as much cover for him as he can while he makes his run.

    Hell, WE made a run in an A-20. He should do good.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:52 No.18171621
    >>18171540
    >>18171540
    Get chuck to do a bombing run through the holes we opened up earlier, crack this sumbitch in half.
    Fall in behind him and kill anything that gets too close.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:52 No.18171625
    Have chuck finish it off with his bombs!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:52 No.18171628
    >>18171540
    We have big guns right?
    Blow up anything that looks particularly vulnerable, like say the bridge, the engines, the launchers, etc.

    Dogfighting in a bomber is probably a bad idea.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)01:52 No.18171630
    >>18171540
    We need more support. Are there any bombers. Now would be a great time for some AIR TO AIR BOMBING ATTACK RUNS. A heavy bomber run would be nice. Hell, there should be some B-25s, B-29s, B-17s, Lancasters. He 177s... ALL WINGS, SINK THIS DAMN THING ASAP.

    Also, we need to fly defensibly, focus on being an EW plane, assisting witches with our radar.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)01:53 No.18171638
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    Does chuck still have his bombs? Tell him to make a run on the freighter. After everything we threw at it, another good hit will crack that thing in half.

    Also, just FYI trudefags. The one thing planefag likes more than anything else is the bitchtears of frustrated waifufags. Keep a bucket handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:53 No.18171642
    >>18171540
    Tell Chuck to throw whatever he's got at the freighter, we can either help him out or try to get some bees off of the witches
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:54 No.18171646
    Hey, has anybody radio'd in a contact report/all hands call yet?

    If not, tell Sean to do so, right now. The rest of the 501st is waiting to hear from us, and we're not 40 miles away... and with all the other planes in the sky, surely there are some that can get here in time to put some more bombs on this thing...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:54 No.18171650
    >>18171540
    Get back up there, see if we can get our girls out of trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:54 No.18171652
    >>18171540
    Not Kathy! She's actually cool.
    Definitely get Chuck to bomb the freighter, but I don't think we'll be much help in a dogfight. Maybe keep our distance and pick things off as we can?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:56 No.18171677
    Have Sean send a message to the rest of the 501st.
    This is kind of a big deal.
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    >>18171646
    Good point, the rest of the 501st is being kept in reserve to deal with any surprises the regular forces can't handle.

    I think this qualifies.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:57 No.18171691
    I'd, uh, say don't worry too much about Kathy 'cause she loses Striker Units all the time, but with that Black Smoke...

    Yeah, fuck, let's see if we can free up Chuck so he can lob his 2x500s down there; see what it can do. I'd say rail for the other Witches, but are any of them equipped for ground attack? God, my meagre internets for Hanna Rudel about right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:57 No.18171693
    I bet Kathy's a fakeout and then Minna's damaged Striker cuts out right over the smoke.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:57 No.18171694
    We can't get stuck in with the witches, that's suicide.

    What we CAN do is harass the freighter. Shoot anything that looks important: Bridge, towers, whatever. And try throwing some rounds into the breach as well. Maybe we can aggravate it enough to make one end fall off.

    I am astonished that a freighter withstood a FAE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:58 No.18171712
    >>18171694
    Not just one, but apparently TWO.

    Now consider that thermobarics have their effect considerably increased when detonated inside enclosed spaces.

    God damn fucking aliums and their bullshit engineering.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:59 No.18171727
    >>18171540
    We got a separate radio operator. Tell Sean to radio in this contact so we can get some fucking reinforcements.

    Then we get Chuck over here to drop his bombs onto the freighter while we provide cover.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:59 No.18171728
    REMINDER THAT SOME OF YOU FAGGOTS WANTED TO TAKE SMOKE ROCKETS AND HE BOMBS.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171737
    I'm a little mad that the freighter withstood TWO FAEbs. That's horseshit.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171738
    rolled 8, 15, 5, 5, 20, 16, 4, 14, 20, 20 = 127

    >>18171694

    seconding this, harass that motherfucker like a drunk man in a bar full of ladies.

    the nimble witches and fighter can handle the goddamn BEEEEEEEEEES
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171741
    PRAGMATISM

    WE COULD REALLY USE SOME PRAGMATISM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OVER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171742
    >>18171728
    To be fair, I don't think many people predicted a flying ore freighter from the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171749
    >>18171728
    >implying there'd be a flying freighter from the future if we had taken smoke rockets
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171752
    >>18171712
    its built like a god damn Nimitz, fuck, the only weapons that can take that down are either nuclear or don't exist, or we need MORE WINGS. WE NEED BOUNCING BOMBS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:01 No.18171762
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    >>18171540

    Clear a path for Chuck. His bombs have a very important appointment with the aliums command staff.

    Anyway, I need to pass out. Here is a WIP of Rommel's dynamic entry into Stirling's face. Should finish it tomorrow or the next day. Then the meat fencing (NO HOMO) and then it is vote time.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)02:01 No.18171765
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    >>18171517
    pe all day erry day
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:01 No.18171770
    >>18171762
    I'm in love with you right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:02 No.18171773
    >>18171749
    This. PF has a tendency to get a bit crazy when he's changing plans quickly, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:02 No.18171777
    >>18171762
    >Stirling rolls a 1 on his perception check
    GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:02 No.18171778
    >>18171517
    Kriegsmarine
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:02 No.18171779
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    >>18171762

    BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:02 No.18171781
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    >>18171762

    Oh fuck me. I picked the wrong one. THIS is the most recent.

    Drawfag needs sleep badly.
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)02:03 No.18171787
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    >>18171762
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:03 No.18171793
    >>18171781
    BEAUTIFUL
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:03 No.18171796
    >>18171781
    Stirling requires additional WARBEARD, but otherwise it was good.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:04 No.18171803
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    >>18171781
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:04 No.18171810
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    >>18171781
    You should give Stirling a beard like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:05 No.18171814
    >>18171796

    Did he have a WARBEARD? I know his men did, but none of the pictures showed him with one.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:05 No.18171815
    >>18171749
    >stating it would
    Even with a lousy loadout, we still have witches not 40 miles away. We only would have needed to fight the firebees and harass the freighter while they arrived with heavier firepower.

    Shit, even Chuck was loaded for bear. THE INDIGNITY OF COVERING CHUCK AS HE KILLS THE FITZGERALD OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:05 No.18171820
    >>18171810
    >The dust in his beard are the souls of the ones he has slain
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:06 No.18171822
    >>18171815
    What?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:06 No.18171830
    >>18171814
    There was a WARBEARD in PFs descriptions.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/02/12(Fri)02:07 No.18171848
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    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18171738

    >first time posting in SWQ after reading the entire archive

    dat feel
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:07 No.18171854
    >>18171781
    Its... Beautiful
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)02:07 No.18171859
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    "What's the plan, Mac?" Ian asks from the rear turret.

    You eye the massive Laker, the sanity-shattering sight of twenty-thousand displacement-tons of ship just floating through the fucking sky, and sigh. "Gain altitude, keep our fucking distance, and go for another whack at that thing?"

    "With what, man? Does this look like a Teste to you?"

    "Fuck the Wooden Waffle," you say... testily. "We'll climb and put cannon fire on the rear, near the shafts. The powerplant and machinery spaces."

    "Yeah, take out the steam turbines that are keeping her aloft, good idea," Ian says dryly.

    "I don't know, man!" But you DO know that an A-20 can only live in a dogfight as a boom'n'zoom ship, trading energy for altitude, so you grab for the vertical while you circle around, setting up another run down the center-beam of the flying freighter. It's sinking rapidly now, settling towards the evil swirling Smoke-Bank the rocket-bombs brought in. In the distance you can see little patches of Smoke swirling up where more rocket-bombs landed off-course. God bless Sean, god bless radar and thank Baby Jesus you opted for a plane with a goddamn radar set in it, you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:08 No.18171863
    >>18171848
    >That picture

    Get out
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:08 No.18171870
    >>18171830

    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

    DAVE STIRLING HAS ACQUIRED A WARBEARD!

    I'll add that as I finish it up. Any other fuck ups? Now is the time to fix them.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:09 No.18171881
    >>18171848
    welcome to the jungle
    we got planes n dames
    we got anything you want
    but there's a price you pay

    OR

    Welcome my son
    Welcome to
    The Machine
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    >>18171859


    You climb over the listing freighter, scanning the skies for help - but none is present. Every fighter and bomber is making runs on the growing Martian beachhead, and despite the panic and havoc on the radio, not even Fighter Command can get help to you in only a few minutes.

    Has it been that long? Just a few minutes? Jesus.

    "NO! TRUDE, NO, NO! BACK IN FORMATION!"

    Drawn by some fighter pilot's instinct (or just a birds penchant for tracking movement, if you're honest,) you notice one of those distant dog-fighting dots dive for the earth with the smooth arc of a diving Witch. A cloud of enemies follows her, and you see she's hell-bent on diving-

    -right into the Smoke.

    "TRUDE, NO! NO!"

    Below you the freighter presses on, fires raging in her belly, wounded, but on-course to land in her Smoke-filled safe zone.

    You have to make a choice. A terrible, horrible, difficult, life-changing choice that will haunt you for all your days. High above the battlefield, with only one Bounce and two targets, you must make a cold, emotionless call that ends in tragedy, one way or another.

    You react in a wholly predictable fashion.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:10 No.18171885
    >>18171859
    FASTER POKEY
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FASTER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:10 No.18171891
    >>18171859
    CHUUUUUUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:10 No.18171892
    >>18171859
    >Does this look like a Teste to you?
    >Fuck the Wooden Waffle
    I think I missed something.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:10 No.18171897
    >>18171859
    >RADAR
    Wait.
    POINT ALL THE RADAR AT THE SHIP
    ALL OF IT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171903
    >>18171859
    Shit...if worst comes to worst, Banzai.

    London CANNOT fall.
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    >>18171884

    PLANEFAG

    PLANEFAG IF YOU DO IT

    I AM DONE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171908
    >>18171885
    Oh, god, why did you quote Proton Jon?

    >>18171884
    Spam radar at the aliums following Trude?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171911
    >>18171884
    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171912
    >>18171884

    TRRRUUUDDDDDEEE

    >and im a minnafag too
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171914
    >>18171815
    Shit....That is going to suck. Now we ARE going to have to fuck his sister.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171916
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18171863

    you first darlin'

    an aviator clad 'gusta felt somewhat appropriate if you ask me.

    >>18171781

    alsmost disgustingly orgasm inducing. damn good job old bean.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171919
    >>18171859
    From this point on, all our plane choices come equipped with radar.

    Did we drop both bombs into the thing or just one?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171925
    >>18171884
    I HAVE SUCH A GODDAM HATE BONER FOR YOU FUCK!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171929
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    >>18171884
    rip trude
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171930
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171931
    >>18171908
    It was appropriate.
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    >>18171870
    Not a fuckup but something to watch for the future. Pic related. Rommel's torso is a little too upright for a lunging punch.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171935
    >>18171884
    So, uh, what are the odds we can kamikaze this fucker and still bail out in time to not end up all YAMATO DAMASHII in the progress?

    I mean, the Russians made something of a habit of ramming enemy planes midair and getting out in (mostly) one piece, so I figure it should be feasible...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171936
    Obviously we take out both targets with one bounce because we're JUST. THAT. AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171939
    >>18171884
    Sorry, the choice is between hitting the freighter again or doing what, exactly? It's not like we can reach out the window and haul Trude away from the smoke.
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171942
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    >>18171884
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171943
    >>18171884
    The only thing that could work now has only been spoke of in myths and legends, tales of pilots of yore the great forgotten tales of gnomes from by-gone days.

    The fabled... DOUBLE BOUNCE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171944
    >>18171930
    FUCK YOUR MOTHER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171946
    >>18171884
    NEXT TIME ON SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171948
    >>18171884
    WE BOUNCE BOTH. AT ONCE.

    LET'S DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171955
    >>18171884
    We did NOT go to all the trouble to save her, repeatedly, just to lose her now.

    Heck no.

    EMERGENCY GNOME POWER.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171957
    >>18171939

    She doesn't need to go that low if we can the guys off her tail.

    Besides... We all know what we're gonna do... We even had a somewhat trippy dream sequence.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171958
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    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: TAKING A THIRD PATH - OUT OF A MARTIAN'S ASS!

    STRIKE WITCHES will resume on SATURDAY, Same Time, Same Place!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171961
    >>18171939
    But we can kill the shit out of the gribblies after her so that she doesn't have to dive into the smoke.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171966
    >mfw Chuck saves the day and we get totally trolled.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171967
    >>18171958
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    UUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171968
    >>18171884
    Save Trude goddammit this shouldn't even be a question.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171969
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    >>18171884
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171970
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    >>18171958

    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171971
    >>18171946
    FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

    actually, FUCK >>18171930 AND YOUR MOTHER WITH YOUR HORSE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:14 No.18171972
    >>18171884
    Yes. We react by posting suggestions despite a lack of >wat do.

    But since we're going to dive for Trude, at least we've already gutted the freighter.
    >> Arcbound 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171975
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    >>18171958
    AHAHAHAHA I FUCKING KNEW IT.

    WELL DONE.

    >mfw everyone else
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171977
    >>18171968
    Save London, and thus Britain, from falling. This shouldn't even be a question.
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    >>18171958

    GOD DAMNIT.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171980
    Planefag....I know MC is an impulsive SoB...but the freighter dude. 1 witch vs the entire population of london and possibly england...there's no contest.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171981
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    >>18171958
    You

    MOTHER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171982
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    >>18171958
    I hate you. So much. It's unreal.

    I'LL FUCKING SEE YOU SATURDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171984
    >>18171884
    Save witches. We can fuck aliens later. We did our best.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171985
    >Plane windshield broken
    >Swoop in and catch Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171986
    >>18171971
    >>18171944
    YOUR TEAR ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS FAGGOT!!!!
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/02/12(Fri)02:15 No.18171989
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18171958

    MAOTHERFUCK!! I only just got here!!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18171991
    >>18171781
    >picture

    What I love about this is Rommel's face. Tis a grim expression. Not the expression of triumph, or trolling - but of a man delivering long-awaited justice. The Final Blow, the Judgement, the Jury, and the Haymaker.

    He has passed judgement upon Stirling long before, and now all that remains is the grim and cold EXECUTION.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18171992
    >>18171958
    SATURDAY

    SATURDAY

    God damn army, making me miss SWQ in exchange for shooting paper targets...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18171995
    >>18171957
    It didn't sound like that was why she was diving, but what dream sequence are you talking about?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18171996
    >>18171989
    I told you to get out, Tripfaggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18171997
    >>18171958

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

    MY TEARS ARE BACK I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM YOU SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18171999
    Oh wow. The last compilation got over 100 downloads. SWQ is more popular than I thought. Anyways, updated to 39.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?cpsh1zt22qwbgf8
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18172002
    >>18171980
    We are a goddam pilot. We don't think that far ahead. It's too dangerous.
    >> Major Airlift 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18172003
    >>18171958
    MUST POST ANGRY IMAGE
    >IMAGE LIMIT REACHED

    FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PLANEFAGGGGGGGG
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:16 No.18172006
    >>18171958
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:17 No.18172011
    >>18171934

    Duly noted. I cannot into dynamic poses. I might be able to tweak it a bit, but probably not too much at this point. Oh well, thanks for the feedback.

    >>18171946

    I know this is coming, but I hate you so much for reminding me.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:17 No.18172012
    Oh, planefag, you sure now how to get us. Thanks for these threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:17 No.18172017
    Chuck has a better shot at bringing that freighter down with his bombs, all we've got are our 20mm's

    I consider myself a Minnafag, but damnit we're saving Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:17 No.18172020
    >>18172003
    He probably planned that, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:17 No.18172021
    >>18171992
    FUCK I KNOW RIGHT? I have artillery drills this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:18 No.18172023
    >>18171980
    I know that, but what are we going to do realistically against the freighter?
    Chuck's the one with any bombs left, so unless we're going to crash our plane into the hole we tore open earlier, I don't see how even quad autocannons are going to be enough to take down the freighter.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:18 No.18172026
    >>18172011
    Were you the guy who did the drawfagging in 008's threads?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:19 No.18172036
    >>18172017
    We can take a pass at the fighters on her tail, but we won't be able to get all of them, and it seemed like she wasn't just diving to get away.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/02/12(Fri)02:19 No.18172037
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>18171996

    but your tears are so delicious.

    >>18171958

    why did it have to be Trude planefag WHY
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:19 No.18172038
    >>18172023

    >Impossible shots

    Have ian shoot out the rivets on the connecting superstructure?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:19 No.18172042
    >>18172026

    Yup. Surprised someone noticed. I usually can jump around without anyone catching on.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:20 No.18172047
    >>18172023
    A fair point, but what can we really do about Trude? What we should really be doing is covering Chuck so he can drop his bombs on the freighter.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)02:20 No.18172052
    Bitch tears man. I warned ya!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:20 No.18172055
    >>18172037
    You assume too much.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:21 No.18172062
    >>18172023
    Fair point. This seems ironically familiar.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:21 No.18172063
    >>18172047
    see
    >>18171985
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:21 No.18172064
    >>18172023
    Line 'er up, full speed ahead, and hope to God that everybody can bail in time *and* not land in the Smoke.

    I'd say that if a kamikaze fighter can bring down an escort carrier, then a kamikaze light bomber should be able to bring down an already-wounded aliumtransport.

    >that feel when Trude is probably trying to bail Kathy out
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:21 No.18172067
    >>18172038
    Ian's using the rear turret, so we'd be passing the freighter on the way to Trude anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:21 No.18172070
    >>18172017
    >SHIT MINNA GOT HIT oh no she's fine just with some damage
    >SHIT NO KATHY oh there she is fighting
    >SHIT IT'S A FAKEOUT minna's striker will give out right over the smoke

    AND OF COURSE PF DELIVERS A SUCKERPUNCH.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:22 No.18172072
    RIP Trude. We hardly knew ye.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:22 No.18172080
    >>18172063
    >>18171985
    But then we're both stuck in a slow fucking plane going through smoke with fighters after us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:23 No.18172098
    >>8171762
    That Pour le Mérite could use a bit of fleshing out so people wont confuse it with the Iron Cross. Or make the Iron Cross behind it more visible, maybe one swinging out or side by side.
    But thats just me being autistic, looks great.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)02:24 No.18172107
    >>18171892

    Teste - Nickname of a Mosquito variant armed with a 57mm cannon for anti-ship work.

    "Wooden Wonder" Nickname of the Mosquito, a twin engined light bomber/heavy fighter of British make, constructed mostly out of wood. Some LYING FUCKING HEATHENS held it was better then the Black Widow as a night fighter.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:24 No.18172109
    >>18172070
    Have we actually seen Kathy? We might be out two witches by the end of this.

    Chuck definitely has the best chance of doing real damage to the freighter, but that just means we should be helping him get to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:24 No.18172110
    >>18171781
    I THOUGHT your style seemed familiar from somewhere. Did you drawfag for 008 a couple weeks ago? For the Terran thread line?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:24 No.18172112
    >PF implies he's a trudefag
    >end thread with Trude about to die
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:26 No.18172125
    This been 'chived yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:26 No.18172128
    >>18172107
    Ah, thanks. But I think it's spelled "tsetse."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:26 No.18172137
    See you saturday, Gentlemen
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:27 No.18172140
    >>18172107
    Planefag, one last setting question:

    Did Doris Miller get the Medal of Honor he so rightfully earned in this universe?
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)02:28 No.18172166
    >>18172107
    Didn't they experiment with putting an EVEN BIGGER gun into the mossie?

    Anyhow, I'm not entirely sure how bouncing Trude will be of any help. But this cockpit does have room for 2...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:30 No.18172177
    >>18172110
    >>18172026

    See:

    >>18172042

    Yeah, it was me. I have been meandering around the board since then, draw-fagging random stuff for other quests. My inability to draw people is only superseded by my coloring and background skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:31 No.18172194
    GOD

    DAMMIT.

    We're saving the fuck out of Trude. We can't do anything else that's useful with our slow-ass plane and dinky bullets.

    What the fuck is she thinking, diving into the smoke?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:32 No.18172200
    >>18172194
    She probably thought she saw Chris or some such horseshit.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)02:33 No.18172207
    >>18172140

    Oh HELL yes. He's also, ah, gifted.

    >YEAH GETS SOME OF THE BLACK MAGIC, FREAKS!

    And I should write something about the Tuskeegee Airmen.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:33 No.18172209
    >"YOU owe ME mint schnapps"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:33 No.18172212
    >>18172194
    I'm sort of assuming it's something to do with Chris, but I can't think what it would be. I don't really think we should go after her, but if we do we'd better do the windshield scoop.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:34 No.18172216
    >>18172207
    It would be nice, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:35 No.18172225
    >>18172200
    look, a quarter!!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:35 No.18172230
    >>18172207
    FUCK YEAR

    >Doris Miller is a highly-decorated gnome

    I have no image reaction for this, even if there was still image capacity in the thread
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:37 No.18172247
    >>18172212
    It'd certainly be funny, but the logistics might be difficult. We can't just come in behind her because her props would fuck us up, and it seems unlikely that we could get in front of her. We'd either have to take her from the side and hope she kills her engine, or actually coordinate with her, which she probably won't do.

    All in all, maybe best to wait until the end of the fight and grab whoever's lowest on magic or injured. I'm still worried about Kathy, myself.

    >>18172225
    Maybe an alien dropped a grubsilk sock down there.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/02/12(Fri)02:39 No.18172253
    >>18172207
    >black airmen
    >Doris Miller is Gnome
    OH GOD STOP APPEALING TO ME.

    literally you are the best.

    thanks man.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/02/12(Fri)02:39 No.18172257
    >>18172247
    >Maybe an alien dropped a grubsilk sock down there.

    don't even

    fucking

    joke about that

    or it might happen
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:41 No.18172269
    With all these big-name people turning out to be gnomes, I'm starting to feel that there's no real conspiracy against them, but rather they never know what's going on.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)02:41 No.18172272
    I get the feeling that what were are about to do is bounce the freighter, opening up a lane for Chuck to drop the bar on it. Then continue on and bounce the aliens chasing Trude.

    We can do this because we have radar remember? The radar gunsight would allow us to track stuff in the smoke. Even if the canopy is broken MC is already wearing a mask and goggles. He should be fine.

    Not sure how the black smoke affects engines, but hey, gnomepower right?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:41 No.18172274
    >>18172177

    >He thinks he's bad at drawing people
    Saying you are unable might be a little strong, doncha think?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:42 No.18172278
    >>18172257
    Dammit, Planefag! Stop getting ideas.
    >> SHIT SHIT SHIT. Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)02:42 No.18172280
    >>NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCH QUEST

    GODDAMMIT. I WAS EXPECTING THIS SHIT TO GO AFTER MIDNIGHT AGAIN. NOW I'M CAFFIENATED FOR A LATE NIGHT AND I'M NOT DONE WITH MY WRITEFAGGOTRY.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:43 No.18172291
    >>18172280
    This thread is up to 900 posts. Maybe better to wait until Saturday and do a double?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:44 No.18172305
    >>18172280
    there you are, what took you so long?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:45 No.18172309
    >>18172291
    this, that way someone MAY read it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:46 No.18172321
    >>18172280
    No, he only goes long on the nights that I actually need to go to bed early.
    And yeah, it might be better to wait until you have a slightly larger audience.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:46 No.18172323
    We could do flybys over her and blow away the black smoke?
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)02:48 No.18172336
    >>18172323
    Ehh, that would shift some of the smoke, but very much. You would need a hovering Chinook or something to have a useful effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:52 No.18172374
    >>18172272
    Martian Black Smoke is able to penetrate masks, though. If we do this, we have to do it before Trude enters the smoke.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:55 No.18172413
    >>18172291
    900 posts.

    SWQ confirmed for most popular quest ever.

    Planefag, if you disappear on us, you will be dead before the month is out.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:56 No.18172423
    >>18172413
    It's come close to 1100 before.
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)02:57 No.18172429
    >>18172321
    >>18172309
    >>18172305
    >>18172291

    But then I'll break my record of never actually missing a night since I started. I'm kinda proud of that.

    Also, Planefag should pop into the chatroom occasionally, I'd like to pick his brain so I can put some more specifics into my stuff, instead of trying to stay vague enough to not break canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:59 No.18172447
    >>18172274

    I regret nothing. One can always be better. I have a whole laundry list of things I am trying to improve on. Economy of lines and movement, to name a few. And not being so slow. And having faces that don't dive into the uncanny valley like a lead balloon. Ect, ect, ect. But I digress.

    Thanks for the thread, Planefag. Even if you blue-balled us at the end, it was still worth it you glorious bastard. See you Saturday!
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)03:00 No.18172458
    >>18172374
    Are you basing this on SW canon or SWQ canon? I'm pretty sure planefag specifically mentioned that masks still work. Armour units are useless against the fog, but actual horse cavalry with masks can still work. This was way back in the first 5 threads. I may be misremembering.
    >> Starshadow 03/02/12(Fri)03:08 No.18172529
    Anyhow, see you glorious mentlegen on saturday.

    We ARE fated to die in fire after all. Wouldn't want to disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:09 No.18172544
    >planefag sick of waifufags arguing over minna and trude
    >decides to kill off trude to put a stop to it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:14 No.18172584
    >>18172458
    Actually, I was taking it from the War of the Worlds Canon.

    But I did search back through the archives, and due to WW2 gas mask technology being slightly better than what the humans originally had in War of the Worlds, humans CAN survive through Black Smoke as long as they keep their gas masks on. Though we may experience decreased performance in our engines.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:16 No.18172600
    >>18172544
    And he'll lose well over a thrid of the questers if he does that, just saying.
    >> Really late this time, but I will not miss a night! Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)03:34 No.18172767
    “Real beds!” McHale was practically salivating over the thought. “We’ve got real beds! Enough for everyone!” When you’d spent nearly a year in a glorified boyscout camp living out of tens and cots, it was the little things that get pilots excited.

    Mancini, who had just arrived by truck with Silverman and Capt. Bristol, had already dumped his stuff into one of the unoccupied rooms within the “guest wing.” He was practically salivating himself. “Beds are nothing, you didn’t see the kitchen like we did. Fully stock! I can show you guys some of my gramma’s home cooking recipes…” He began rattling off a number of heavily accented Italian terms, which James Anders guessed were exotic Italian dishes.

    “Jesus, Mancini. Be more of a goddamn goomba, why don’t you?”

    “Fuck off, McHale, you’re just pissed that your ancestors contribution to the culinary arts was shoving sheep parts into other sheep parts and boiling it.”
    >> OMG BEDS! Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)03:35 No.18172775
    McHales reposte to this was to give the Italian pilot the finger as he disappeared into his room. Each room actually had two beds, but there were more than a dozen unused rooms in the wing, so in a practical sense, each pilot had their own room, not to mention the large common room that connected them all.

    Anders himself was currently playing a still-quiet game of poker with Bozo and O’Malley. Which reminded James…

    “Hey, Bozo, what the hell was up with picking a fight with the witches earlier, anyway?” He pitched a few cards, and took a few more from the deck. “I mean, Christ, you couldn’t have been on the ground more than three minutes, that’s gotta be some sort of record for getting into a fistfight.”

    “Well, I get out of my plane, go over and say hi, all friendly-like, and she just starts screaming at me in some fucking moon-language. Then I started yelling at her to speak fucking English, then she got into my face and… Call.”
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)03:36 No.18172785
    “I’m out.” O’malley said flatly.

    “Pair of sixes, Pair of tens.” Anders revealed his hand. “Did it occur to you that maybe you should try to avoid a fight, at least until we figured out where the hell we were supposed to bring you if one of the sparkles broke your jaw?”

    “Straight.” He took the pot. “I didn’t ask me to assigned out here anymore than they asked them if they wanted us out here. Sure as hell didn’t give her any reason to start screaming at me in gibberish. Far as I’m concerned she got what she deserved?”

    “What’s that? Kicking your ass until Miss Peking Duck broke it up? And I still owe you for popping me earlier.”

    “Guys! Hope I’m not interrupting, but Bristol wants us in the briefing room in ten.” It was the ever-helpful Bernie “Flip” Sanders, who had evidently managed to find the kitchen Mancini had mentioned and been able to make himself a sandwich without being caught. James figured he could one-up that act of stealth and have pancakes for the first time since he’d shipped out at the same time.

    “Where the hell is the briefing room?”
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)03:37 No.18172795
    Fifteen minutes and two dead-end passages later, Anders and his flight mates were sitting on one side of the briefing room with the rest of the 48th Pursuit Squadron while the witches of the 512th Joint Strike Squadron had arranged themselves as far away from them as possible.

    There was a low murmur of conversation among the two groups, and more than a few venomous glances from the witches who’d been involved in the afternoon’s melee.

    The room quieted slightly as Captain Bristol and Wing Commander Okabe made their way to the front of the room.

    Bristol spoke first. “Ladies…” He paused seemingly trying to find the right word to describe the men of the 48th before giving up. “Gentlemen. I’m Captain Lawrence Bristol, Commanding Officer of the 48th Pursuit Squadron. Before we’d begin I’d like to thank Commander Okabe and the witches of the 512th for graciously allowing us to station at their base.” He nodded to his counterpart, ceding the floor to her.

    “Thank you, Captain Bristol. Some of you may still be confused as to what is going on. As you know it is traditional for Witch squadrons to operate and base independently of conventional fighter squadrons for various reasons. However, the face of the war is beginning to change and we must adapt with this change, it is for this reason that we are discarding our old conventions and traditions and it is in this spirit we have decided to form the 48th Pursuit Squadron and the 512th Joint Fighter Wing into the 48-512th Joint Pursuit Squadron,” She flipped a switch the projector, showing the new emblem, with a trio of silhouetted Lightnings surrounded by a pentagram of broomsticks, the traditional symbol of airborne witches.
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)03:39 No.18172805
    “The 48-512th is among the first squadron to officially integrate witches and fighter aircraft at a squadron level.”

    Franklin spoke up during a short pause. “What about the squadron that formed up over Malta, back in ’41?”

    “You refer to Faith, Hope, Charity and the Guardians? While they were no doubt pioneers, they were not officially recognized as a single squadron, nor was the Allied command aware of their activities until after Malta was evacuated.” Franklyn nodded, satisfied by Okabe’s answer. “As I was saying, our mission is two-fold. First and foremost, we will act, as we already have, as a Pursuit Squadron, intercepting and destroying any enemy craft over the Egyptian theatre. Secondly, we will work to pioneer strategies and tactics to mutually benefit both witches and pilots, with the aim that the two half will become a greater whole.

    “For now, though, I would like our new pilots to acquaint themselves with the base…” She looked coldly over at the male pilots. “…and it’s rules. For this reason we have made English-language maps as well as a list of our rules and regulations, which will likely be different than you are used to on an all-male airbase.”

    Anders raised his hand. “Commander, you said we were among the first squadron of our kind? How many other Joint Fighter-Witch squadrons are you aware of?”

    “As of today? There is one other Joint-Fighter Wing in operation in Southern England; Castle Barin.”

    Captain Bristow spoke up. “The Barin Squadron, however, is not being integrated on as large of scale as the 48-512th- they are still largely a Strike Witch squadron with convention pilots as support.” There was a hint of pride in the statement. “Any other questions?” He looked to the witches’ side of the room, then over to Okabe, giving her a nod.

    “Dismissed.”
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:43 No.18172841
    >>18172805
    >they are still largely a Strike Witch squadron with convention pilots as support
    Again! Even here, even from other male pilots and potential gnomes, MC gets treated like a second-rate cargo pilot!
    HAHAHAA!
    Oh, the blow to his pride!
    >> Writefag 03/02/12(Fri)03:48 No.18172878
    >>18172841

    I tell you, he gets no respect; when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother!



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