>>18074051
Do either of the girls smell like they smoke? If not, "Non-smoking, please."

>>18074051

Why the shirou face?

We doing Shirou Quest tiem? :D

[x] non-smoking

"Non-smoking please" You tell her.
The small, long haired girl leads you to a booth in the non-smoking section.
You get a peek at the kitchens on your way there, and see a short-haired cutie deck a glasses wearing guy of about your age.
'Poor sod.' you think

Reaching the table you observe that each side sits two people.

How do we arrange ourselves?

>>18074112
Accidentally the wrong image.

>>18074218
Ursula and Erica on one side, Susan on the other.

>>18074218
Slide in to one side, let them pick side(s) as they please.

>>18074234

This.

>>18074218

Also LG, in the time paradox, why would going to the PX create two paradoxes?

Later we need to set up Riderbro with a chick, preferably a sword wielding, gang-leading delinquent for maximum effect.

You sit the twins aon one side, and locate yourself opposite them.
"Please signal a waitress when youre ready to order." The shorty, you know identify by the name Poplar by her nametag, says.

WAT DO?
[ ]menu
[ ]talk
[ ]other


>>18074299
you wouldave run into yourself going in to/out of the library.
also possible to have been SAN LOSS'd during the necronomicon's attack.
"IT ECHOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD"

>>18074383
Really? I thought he and Lily would be good together.

>>18074383
Forgot my pic

rolled 87 = 87

>>18074394
[X]Talk

Ask Ursula what drew her to this restaurant in particular. Afterwards, order.

>>18074383
He does seem the sort to go for a rivalry romance/hatemance/black romance.
>>18074394
[x]talk
Let's make small talk while idly playing footsie with the girls.

>>18074394
Talk with the two, about what their family life was like, how Ursula likes cute things since she picked this place, while looking over the menu.

>[x]talk
Deciding to make the most of this impromptu date with the Hartmann's, you engage in some small talk.

"So, Ursula." You ask the less CRUSH-YOUR-GONADs-y twin "What exactly drew you to this place?"
"It just looks so warm inside." She answers quietly.
"Hey," The twin with the scarily dexterous feet ask you. "Tell us more about this time travel stuff."
"Time travel?" aks Ursula, her interest picqued.
You retell your tale of reliving the day again.
As you finish trying to explain paradoxes, with Erica scratching her head, and Ursula nodding sagely; Ursula asks you.
"S-so the one from this morning wasnt the you from breakfast? B-but the you now?"

"Yes. but it doesn't matter. I still got your message loud and clear." You reach over the table and take both their hands in yours.

The three of you begin to scan the menus
WHAT DO YOU ORDER OH MASTER BUTLERS?
Also roll for what the girl's would be getting too
*Roll3d100*
a roll for each order.

rolled 6, 81 = 87

>>18074578
Duck breast for us
Fried noodles for Ursula
A steak for Erica

rolled 62 = 62

>>18074596
Balls, here's the third roll.

rolled 5, 43, 19 = 67

>>18074578

Erica: A giant mountain of seasoned potatoes

Ursula: Club Sandwich

Susan: Children's Menu, the one with the flag (HES NEVERS HAD ONE BEFORE)

rolled 37, 56, 74 = 167

Erica: Shepperd's Pie
Ursula: some chicken pea soup
You: some lasagna

rolled 24, 81, 44 = 149

>>18074578
Susan: Chicken Alfredo
Ursula: Penne Vodka
Erica: Steak and Potatoes.

>>18074578
Pasta in meat sauce, garlic bread and wine for us.

Hamburger for Erica,

Fish fillets with a Cesar salad opener for Ursula.

rolled 26, 76, 45 = 147

>>18074624
I cannot into dice tonight either I guess.

rolled 59, 31, 90 = 180

You: a hamburger steak
Erica: baked potatoes with goatcheese
Ursula: idk, uhhhh a salad

rolled 79, 41, 17 = 137

Erica: Seafood platter.
Ursula: Chicken Salad.
Hayate: Accidentally the whole children's menu.

rolled 54, 40, 76 = 170

>>18074578
Susan: Salmon
Ursula: Caesar Salad
Erica: Steak

Reading Hayate the Combat butler right now.

I am so pissed nobody told me this comic existed.

>>18074682

I was introduced to it by a friend a few years ago.

Took all of one page to sell me on the series, where the MC rants about how he's going to kidnap some random girl and be a criminal mastermind because Santa's an asshole.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18074682
This quest made me start watching the anime. It's pretty decent. How's the manga? I plan on reading it soon.

rolled 1, 52, 97 = 150

>>18074724
Anime is Ok, manga though? I still find myself tearing up by the end of volume two and I've read the entire thing 4 times now.

Manga is god tier.

Ranked 36th on the manga traders charts in popularity.

>>18074724

I'm not even done with the first chapter.

And Hayate just accosted a girl looking like an insane pedophile (which she saw as a knight in shining armor via naive-o-vision) plotting to ransom her off.

Because Santa's an asshole.

This series is fucking amazing.

Erica goes for the seafood platter and a baked potato, Ursula chooses the chicken salad.
As you scan the menu, your eyes fall on the KIDDY MEALs section.

You remember dreaming of eating a rice omellete as a kid. The one that came drizzled with ketchup and a little flag on top. You dreamt and wished to see your name written in ketchup on the golden egg wrapping. Not even once as a kid did you get to eat one, your parents never took you out to eat, and you never had enough money to go out and get one yourself.

As a throwback to a childhood gone horribly horribly wrong you decide on the Kid's omelette meal.

Your choices made, you signal to the nearest waitress.

>MUST NOT CRY

This seems kind of neato. What would a new player need to know to get into these threads?

>>18074796
You would need to read LG's posts in the archives, pretty much.
>>18074787
>MANLY TEARS

>>18074787
>don't cry
>don't cry
>omelette comes out with a little flag and a funny cat picture in ketchup
>break down uncontrollably.

>>18074787

I love LG.

>>18074787
We're going to break down crying, then be forced to explain our backstory to Sugar and Cinnamon, aren't we?

>>18074796
just go with the flow.
It's basically a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK with a bit of madlibs thrown in.

>>18074724
>>18074682
Im glad i got you guys to partake in a series I enjoy.

Discovered the manga years ago, been loving it ever since.
I love how the story shifted in the latest chapters. kept it from stagnating.

and the great thing is, the story shift still managed to retain the manga's flavor.
Unlike negima, [lol love comedy now shounen]
and Medaka box [LOL SLICE OF LIFE, now SHOUNEN]

rolled 15 = 15

I used to think I was straight. Until this damn quest ruined my life.

>>18074866
We're all gay for Kurou.

>>18074819

This.

We need to hold our shit together, exactly that long.

>>18074838

Yeah. We're doing this. But only after the cutesey plate arrives.

>>18074866
We are still straight.
technically.
YOu still have not confirmed what bits goddess mode keima has under his/her skirt

rolled 19, 12, 29 = 60

>>18074883
>We're all gay for Keima.
FTFY

>>18074838
damn straight.

>>18074856

Negima was fully intentional.

>>18074883

Pretty much.

>>18074886

We are going to get so much sympathy sex out of this.

>>18074866
I feel that strictly cleaving to a single sex is somewhat boring. If it's pretty, fuck it, that's my motto.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18074921
Didnt we just kiss him out of nowhere last time?

>>18074971
Almost. So close.

>>18074921
DOESN'T GODDAMN MATTER

>>18074971
It was a panic maneuver, but…

rolled 67 = 67

>>18075007
Truthfully. Getting with Keima has been my goal since the first thread. Its the only reason I post anymore.

The waitress you waved to comes to the table.
You eye the Katana she has at her side as she talks to you.
"Are you ready to order now?" she asks.
"Yeah, we'd like ..." as you point out your choices
"Very, well we'll be right out with your meals."
She then proceeds to the kitchen to ring up your orders.
As you sit around, waiting for the food to come, Erica asks you.
"What's with the kiddy meal?"
"I just felt like it." You try and contain yourself.

The food arrives carried by the katana waitress a another young girl. This new waitress has long dark hair, pinned on her apron is a badge saying 'TRAINEE'.

As the two of them nears your table, The trainee trips over nothing and the omelette and baked potato go sailing through the air straight at the twins.


WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

I know we are gay for Kurou... We need to sort that out really

>>18074946
well the negima shift was done well, i didnt drop it like a hot potato like i did medaka box.

Im actualy quite sad that its about to end.

>>18075047
Stop time. Grab them out of the air. Place them in front of the ones who ordered them. Because thank you, Doctor.

>>18075047
SAVE THE TWINS. The omlette too, ideally... But, uh, Sugar and Cinnamon there are more important. Catch them, bat them out of the air, use your body as a shield, whatever. Just see this through.
>Manly tears.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18075047

This seems like a fitting occasion to test our new timestop powers

>>18075047
Block with majick or our big dumb head or something, shit.

>>18075047
Time to show off our skills!

Time stop catch the food and the girl then unstop with our meals on the table

>>18075047
Time Stop Watch, catch, place on table, pick up waitress if time

rolled 21 = 21

>>18075077
Forgot to roll.

>>18075007

I think it's more of curiosity than a determining factor, personally.

I think part of this isn't so much that we're attracted to him as it is we're good friends, have no shame, and find his discomfort hilarious.

That isn't to say we aren't attracted to him, it's just not really the main motivator here.

>>18075047
NOOOOOO OMELETTE!

TIMESTOP. SAVE THAT GODDAMN OMELETTE

rolled 99 = 99

>>18075047
Intercept!
If we need to, Time Stop.
Catch the meals mid-air, place them on the table.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18075047
Fucking with time solves all problems.

>>18075047
Time stop, retrieve the food, place it where it ought to be and catch the waitress before she falls. We can't let her hit the ground.

>>18075100
Also despite him being so fucking tsundere about it, he does actually seem attracted to us

>>18075047

Time-stop, save the meal, help the girl regain composure, then back to our regularly scheduled nervous breakdown.

>>18075114
He's not tsundere, he's just clinging to his last vestiges of heteronormity in the face of overwhelming manliness.

>>18075160
We're basically Kurou to him. It is inevitable

>>18075114

We're fully aware.

And we feel back to a limited degree.

This does not stop us ribbing and teasing.

He clearly has a sense of shame and honor, where as we were contemplating murder and kidnapping to survive the Yakuza.

I think we find his concern over things as petty as sexual orientation hilarious.

>>18075047

CATCH THEM. DEFTLY.

THEN REPLACE THEM ON THE TRAY WITHOUT A WORD.

>>18075100
>>18075114
>>18075160
>>18075183
>>18075186

>I think we find his concern over things as petty as sexual orientation hilarious.

I think that sums it up quite well.

It's not like we NEED a harem, twins is like winning the superbowl. We're just having a good time while desperately trying to ignore our paranoid streak telling us the other shoe is going to drop.

>[x]TIMESTOP
Reaching quickly for the silver watch you now keep in your pocket instead of in the hat with Jakob, you stop time.

Everything freezes in place. The potato just inches from Ursula's face, the omelette about to impact on Erica's shirt.

You quickly grab the food out of mid-air and place them on the table. The potato, in front of Erica, and the omelette in front of your seat.
You then go to the little waitress now stuck frozen at a forty-five degree angle and stand her securely back up.

You slip back into the booth and unfreeze time.

"See, Yamada told you that Yamada knew what she was doing." The trainee tells the katana-waitress, as if she had all this planned out.

The taller of the two then set's Ursula's salad, and Erica's seafood in front of them.

She then turns to you with a squeezebottle of ketchup.
"I can write or draw anything you want on the omelette." she says with a smile.
"What would it be?"


WAT DO WE GET ON OUR DREAM OMELETTE?

>goddamn i can never spell omelette.

>>18075254
"Happy Birthday, Hayate...."

Then several seconds after she writes it, just stare at it, fists balled, as tears run uncontrollably down our face.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18075254
"Happy Birthday, Hayate."

And it's not even our birthday.

I'm getting misty-eyed already.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18075254
DRAW A BIKE

>>18075254
"...Hayate"

>>18075281
>>18075285
This.
>MANLY FUCKING TEARS.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18075281
>>18075285
Too long.
Maybe just happy birthday?

>>18075254
Oh... Oh god. It's time to breakdown, isn't it?

rolled 32 = 32

>>18075288
YES

>>18075317

Yep.

>>18075254
I will never forget how to spell omelette.

>>18075309
No, I think it's perfect.
Along the top of the omelette: Happy Birthday
Along the bottom: Hayate

>>18075254
You ask her to write "Happy Birthday."
"oh it's your Birthday today?" she asks as she does as you requested.
"No, not really, I just felt like seeing Happy Birthday on an omelette."

The deed done she walks away telling you to call anyone over if you need anything else.

The twins begin digging into their food. Ursula taking small forkfuls of salad, while Erica destroys the baked potato.

You just sit there, looking at the golden yellow mound of eggs and rice.
Your fists ball up on either side of the plate, and as much as you try and stop it, your eyes begin to water.

"Hey, what's wrong?"
"Hayate?" The twins ask.

[ ]exposition
[ ]hold it in.

>>18075423
exposition

>>18075423
Hold it, no reason to spoil the meal

>>18075423
>[x] hold it in

"I... I'll tell you back at the dorms..."

>Happy birthday

>>18075423
[x] hold it in

it'll make the eventual break all the more satisfying

>>18075423
Hold it for now. we can talk later.

We are a butler and this is a meal after all, composure is key.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18075423
>[X]hold it in.
Our backstory is too ridiculously tragic. It would spoil an otherwise enjoyable outing.

>>18075423
Hold it in. You are a man, goddammit, and you will behave like one. The tears you drop are manly and you will not disgrace them.

>>18075423
Hold it in.
"Ah...I-I'm..sorry, ladies. I must be disrupting your meal. How unsightly of me. If you will excuse me..."

Go to the bathroom, have a good cry, feel better.

>>18075423

>Hold it in.

"Nothing important."

>The real tragedy comes when they realize that's how he summed up his entire existence up until about a week ago.

Reading the Manga the main character's from, I thought all the false bad-ends were Papa-N inspired trolls.

Turns out the Manga is just like that with people getting the wrong idea, or imagining a horrific outcome.

It's already happened twice by chapter four.

>[x]hold it in

The twins reach across the table to hold your hands.
"Hey, wanna talk about it?" Erica asks you.
Not wanting to ruin your dates' meals you will the tears back and hold it in.
"No, it's nothing"
"Are you sure?" Ursula asks.
"Yeah, I'll tell you later. For now lets eat." And you flash them a smile.

The three of you get back to eating. Idle chitchat across the table.
YOu savor every bite of that omelette.
Though it is true that you've had an omelette before after you started working, and you could no doubt make a better omelette.
That omelette was still one of the most delicious things you have ever had.

The three of you order some dessert and the meal ends.
On the way out, the guy in the glasses is at the register, rubbing an obviously swelling cheek.

The three of you walk out into town.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18075666
Romantic walk around the park! Get them a little tense and sore so that the massages will be even better later.

>>18075666
Wander aimlessly for a while. See what kind of shops are around.

>>18075657
Hayate, prior to the beginning of the manga has had absolutely nothing good happen to him that wasn't soon taken away.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18075601
Aw goddamnit T_T

>>18075688

Brilliant.

At what point do you think we're going to have our rapidly approaching freak-out.

>>18075666
>The three of you order some dessert and the meal ends.
What ridiculously cliche thing could we do?

>Karaoke
>Paddle-boat ride
>Roller-skating

There's also plain-ol' window shopping, which should be pretty interesting considering we're situated on a transdimensional nexus.

>>18075725
Nah lets not go window shopping again.
I dont want to be jumped by Hard-Gay or Helga while were walking around town with the cuties

>>18075666
Hmm, we probably still have a fair bit before massage time so take them to the park, go for a walk, watch the stars. If we get Kraus back we can have some tea under the stars.

If it's not really dark out then we might want to get some exercise so they are very compliant for a massage, teach them how to roller-skate or ice skate if we can find a frozen lake, which given the area isn't unlikely.

>>18075666
Check out some of the stores, do some window shopping, maybe a dress shop.
Erica and Ursula try on dresses to Hayate's enjoyment, then Erica forces Hayate to dress up in dresses for her amusement.

>>18075666
Window shop and then park.

Window shop, see if Recettear is still around somewhere.

Maybe find somewhere the twins like

You decide to do a little window shopping before you head to the park for a walk.
You spot Helga's Shop of Helging and BILLY's Hardware in the front row of shops, and decide to stay clear of those.
As you walk by a costume shop you haven't seen before, Erica pulls the three of you in.


Erica seems to enjoy testing out various costumes and her twin, though hesitant at first, now also willingly joins in.

After showing themselves to you in quite a reavaling pair of succubi costume, Erica turns to you.

"YOUR TURN." She says with an evil grin.
Beside her you see a small glint off Ursula's glasses.

>>18075933
Smile and comply.

"Okay, okay... Just... Don't make it too hilarious, okay?"

>>18075933

[x]crazy ivan

>>18075933
BUY THOSE COSTUMES

>>18075933
If they're succubuses, shouldn't we be Satan? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

>>18075933
"Just...no striped panties, please?"

inb4 bunny suit and miniskirt with thong.

>>18075964
I don't think we have a great deal of choice in this matter.

>>18075975
Nah I get the feeling this will be either little angel or cat mode

>>18075933

Look Nervous.

"Be gentle."

rolled 69 = 69

>>18075933
We quickly grab what we think is a vampire costume, but instead of Dmitri, we get Felicia filed wrong

>>18075964
They're Morrigan/Lilith, to be precise. So we should hope for Dmitri, or Jedah. Not that we will

>>18075933

>Crazy Ivan
>captcha: cannot lastchd

>>18076040

Yes. This.

>>18075933
The two shove you into the dressing room.
And hand you costume after costume.
A pirate suit, a wolf, a powerranger, After you put each of these on you reveal yourself to the twins' delight.

And then Erica hands you the maid's dress.
"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE." You say as you push it back out to her.
"Ohohoho, resisting us now, are you?" She says.
"Ursula, give me a hand here" as she shoves all three of you into the dressing room.

A few moments later you are dressed in a quite flattering maid suit. The female clothes suiting your build surprisingly well. the color of the fabric complimenting your hair.

The twins step back to admire their handy-work.
Erica grins with delight, as you spy Ursula's eyes glazing over, as a small trickle of blood begins to fall out of her nostrils.

>>18076136
"Yeah. Alright."

"This definitely works."

>>18076136
Take out a handkerchief, wipe her nose, give her a kiss, cock an eyebrow at Erica, than step back into the changing room grinning to get back into your normal clothes.

>>18076136
We'll take two.

>>18076163
This

>>18076172
three.

One for us, one for jakob, and one for keima.

>>18076136
WE SAKUYA NOW

>>18076163
Agree with the handkerchief and the kiss.

Throw in a little twirl for Erica's benefit first.

>>18076136
>Ursula dies of brain aneurysm
>BAD END

Shit we went too kawaii

>>18076136
Get into the role
"How can I serve you, mistresses?"

>>18076163
You take out a handkerchief and quickly wipe Ursula's nose. You plant a quick kiss on her lips to snap her out of her daze. Ursula blushes as red as an apple in the snow.
Raising an eyebrow at Erica, you proceed back inside the dressing room.
"OH NO YOU DONT." She says as she pulls you in for a quick kiss of her own, and lets you go.

As you change back into your clothes inside, a shit eating grin plastered on your face, you hear Erica address her device.

"Did you get to scan that one?"
"yes."

Your grin becomes considerably smaller.

>>18076243
Oh shit. Oh well, nothing we can do about it now. Time to tire them out with a walk around the park.

>>18076243
I dont know if we should get turned on or scared.

>>18076243
Make sure we buy the succumbs outfits for the twins.
And see if there are bunny or cat girl ones as well.

We aren't the only one who is gonna be dressing up

>>18076277
Why 'or?'

>>18076283
We don't need to buy them.
The devices can replicate clothes

>>18076304
Yeah but that would get weird really quickly. THose things are AI devices.
Theyre basically your partners.

You don't fuck your girlfriend with your bestfriend acting as a fetish costume for her.

>>18076328
She already did exactly that to us.

>>18076328
Erica's been doing it to us.

>>18076328
Oh yes we do.

The three of you walk out of the costume shop.
And you're now laden with a bag taht Erica won't tell you whats inside of.


YOu cross the street and head into the park.
You glance over at a park directory and see some amenities it has to offer.

There's a lake on the other side of the treeline, with boats.
A trail that goes around and through the trees for approximately 2kilometers.
There's the wide inviting field of grass.

There are no clouds in the sky and the stars are all out.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]lake
[ ]trail
[ ]grass

>>18076304
We are not going to be a clothes pirate. Buy them.

>>18076384
Trail.

More walking means better response to eventual massage.

>>18076384
Lake, it's the most romantic option. Also is Kraus back yet?

>>18076384
[x] field.
I'd suggest the lake but I don't want the shopping to get wet.

>>18076384
[x]lake

See if we can get to walk around afterwards

>>18076384
Grass.
Just lie back and relax with the sisters.

>>18076384
Yeah lake sounds best

>[x]lake

You invite the twins for a boat-ride on the lake and they readily agree.

Walking through the trees you finally see it.
It's a pretty large lake, soft sand lines it's shores.
Trees surround it at all sides.
In one end you spot a small dock where rowboats are tied up.
On another you see what appears to be a localized snowfall, and in it you see the man in the red suit gliding gracefully on skates across the ice he has formed.

[ ]boat
[ ]santa
[ ]shore

>>18076541
Wave to Santa, hit the boats.

>>18076541
>[x] anything but santa

>>18076541
Shore, Santa is mean.

>>18076541
Wave to Santa then head to boats

>>18076541
Nod to santa, go to the boats.

>>18076541
Boat.
Wave towards Mr. Kringle.

>>18076566
Nah real Santa is a bro imitators are mean

>>18076541

Have Santa flashback 'Nam style.

Then snap out of it a few seconds later, and offer to take the girls on a boat-ride.

>>18076561
>>18076563
>>18076566
>>18076592
>>18076597
>>18076598
>>18076654

I know this Santa is a cool dude, but the Santa thing was horribly traumatic.

>>18076702

Nightmarish flashbacks.

It fits with the running theme of the slowly cracking facade we have going tonight.

>>18076737
The big question is do we break down before or after we oil them up?

>>18076737

>It fits with the running theme of the slowly cracking facade we have going tonight.

Yeah, that's an excellent point.

Still remembering the beatdown santa gave you in the combat excercise you try and avoid him and head to the boats.

You only manage to take a few steps to the dock when you feel Ursula tugging at your arm.
She's looking at the falling snow and the figure of Santa skating within it.
Erica takes the cue and helps her twin steer you towards the bearded one.

Santa notices you three walking towards him and makes his way to you. His huge form gliding elegantly across the frozen lake.

He stops a few feet away.
"Hi, kids. Out for a walk?" he asks with a smile, a far cry from the red and white monster you fought against.

"NOPE. A DATE." Erica answers.
"I see." he throws you a knowing look.
"S-santa..." Ursula murmurs beside you.

"Ah Ursula!" he says as he reaches out to ruffle her hair. "I hope your classes down in R&D aren't too hard. Rood can be quite the character.
"N-no. He's great." she says with a smile.

"Well kids," He says as he steps off the ice. "I hate to talk and run but that's enough skating for me tonight."
"Rudy, set the snowfall for another hour or so. Let's let these three have some fun"

He says as he walks off.

NEW OPTION UNLOCKED
[ ]skate
[ ]boat
[ ]shore

>>18076751
During, they feel warm drops hitting their back as we're rubbing them down.

>>18076755
Ask the girls what they want to do.

>>18076755

[x]SKATE ITS AWESOME AND FUN

>>18076755
Hm...voting Skate.

>>18076755
Skate.

It is ideal for inducing muscle ache.

>>18076755

Ask if they want to skate.

Get distracted by Santa Flashback and horribly injure ourselves ith the skates.

>>18076755
>[x] Skate
It's the only right option. We can get all handsy, since that goes with the territory. It will also make them nice and tired and sore for the massages.

>>18076786
This.
You shits could at least try to make sure they are having a good time.

Skate

Well obviously we're skating.

Afterwards we can have Kraus majaik up some hot cocoa for the girls.

>>18076804
I think Ursula has pretty much dragged us here to skate anyway

>>18076838

Man you need to lern2relationship. They are clearly enjoying themselves. Acting all insecure and not making a decision will just be annoying.

I used to be that guy.

[x]skate

before asking the girls if they wanted to skate, Erica has already materialized skates on the feet of you three.

As you move across the ice, the girls at your side, you marvel at how elegant they both move.

You yourself are no amateur at skating.
You worked as a driver for a Zamboni for a skating rink down town back when you were 12 years old, this allowed you to dabble a bit in skating.
You still remember how the freezing rink was still loads warmer than the cold, uncaring house you had to go back to at the end of your shift.

You watch the pair have fun on the ice. You keeping up with them the best that you can.
Erica tries a corkscrew but fails, she falls onto the ice. This put an end to your skating.

[ ]home
[ ]lawn

Girls like a guy who can make up his own mind. Even Erica, who's dominant as fuck in the bedroom, lets us lead them around.

So yeah, skating it is. Because the setup is too good. I'm seeing some light rails here, but I wanna see how it ends.

>>18076892

Home.

Their muscles will be slightly sore.

MASSAGE

>>18076892
Home, carry Erica no matter how much she protests.

If she yells, kiss her.

>>18076892
If she took a spill, it's definitely massage time.

>>18076892
Home and massage.

>>18076892
Our room, massage, hot oily twincest threesome

>>18076892
Home.

Time to finally put the master plan into motion and break down sobbing halfway through the massage session.

Also we have two wimminz here, how do you guys suggest we massage both? Bunnymode?

>>18076892
This
>>18076923

>>18076923
This. Carry her like a princess.

>>18076938
Nah just do one then the other

>>18076923
No.

She is a combat veteran. We don't need to baby her.

>>18076892

Fly the three of us home on a saucer, serve tea and/or Coco.

>>18076954
That's beside the point we want to make her feel special, plus taking control from her for once would be nice

>>18076954
Baby her? son, you need to learn to seize opportunity better, this is a chance to hold a beautiful woman in your arms for a long period of time, this is for us, not her.

a scenario i wanted to use.
>[x] Trail

You walk down the trail. Both girls enjoying the crisp night air and the walk.
Through the trees and lawn you walk, aimlessly wandering.

A few minutes later you see him.
He running at full speed in your direction.
He's pushing a wheelbarrow loaded down with picks, shovels and lamps.

"SUUUUUUUUUSAN!" he says as he waves to you, some lanterns falling off the wheelbarrow in the process.

'GODDAMMIT SHIROU!' three voices think in unison

>>18076989
That fudge-cavern must be looking pretty awesome by now.

>>18076989
Good lord that was close.

>>18076923
>>18076944
>>18076947
>>18076951
>>18076954
>>18076978
>>18076979

I know you guys like this, but: >>18076962

Magic carpet ride.

Whole new world of Romance, bitch.

>>18077003
That fudge cavern has actually become a fudge fortress.

He has a fudge well, a fudge bridge, a fudge mine and the fudge forges

He has chairs, tables and beds made of fudge which menace with spikes of fudge and are inlaid with bands of fudge

>>18076989

We should ask him to go grab something from the hardware store.

I think even HE would feel the gay. HARD GAY.

>>18077040
Then what do we do with HARD GAY Shirou?

[spoilersontglol]every path leads to rape[/lolol]

>>18077037

Just watch, he found a magic tunnel into the fucking wonka factory.

We're going to have to fetch him and get umpaluma'ed.

>[x]home
The three of you make your way home.
As Erica walks beside you, you feel her lagging behind a bit.

Saying nothing, you pick her up in your arms.
"I-I can walk!" she protests. "Y-you dont need to carry me!" a small blush spreads across her cheeks.
"A gentleman never lets a lady be inconvenienced, no matter how little." You tell her as she struggles in your arms.
"lucky." Ursula says in a small voice beside you.

Erica eventually stops struggling and wraps her arms around your neck. Ursula once again is hanging off your arm.

An amiable atmosphere restored, you head back home.

[ ]our room
[ ]thiers

>>18077003
we really need to play Mahou Shirou side quest.
maybe this weekend.

>>18077070
cool scenario idea.

SAVE'D

>>18077087
Well, the oil and other supplies for the massage are in our room, so
[x]Our room.

>>18077087

Our room. Locks and all.

And the massage supplies.

>>18077087
Our room is where we have the massage oil stashed, yeah?

>>18077087
Our room. Ze cake is ready, ja?

>>18077087
I'd say ours, we have locks, we usually stay there anyway and that's where the massage oil, fluffy towels, candles and so on are anyway.

>>18077087
All our supplies are in our room.

If they want to go to theirs we are fine with that but will have to grab some things.

>>18077070

>Umpalumpas

Umpa lumpa doopity doo,
I have a perfect puzzle for you~
Umpa lumpa doopity dee,
If you are wise you will listen to me~

What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
Did you think that prime shit was free?
Now for you debts you will answer to me~

Yeah, no fucking way does that end well.

>>18077087

Glide the rest of the way via >>18077010

Our room. Massage surprise.

Also surprise breakdown because that sweet girl at the massage parlor who we almost got the nerve up to talk to when our parents left and-

Oh look. It's raining.

>[x]our room

You head up the stairs to your room.
And deposit the twins inside, gently sitting Erica on the bed.

As you move to close the door, Kraus says into your mind, 'FUCKING FINALLY! IF I HAD A HEAD IT WOULDAVE EXPLODED HOURS AGO'
'You okay now man?' You ask him
'YEAH, WE MUST BE IN THE BLUE BOX OF TIME-FUCKERY NOW.'


Kraus is now online.
WAT DO?

[ ]cake
[ ]massage
[ ]other

>>18077221
Massage.

Save the cake for tomorrow, we'll cook an all out meal for them with our own hands, no magic.

>>18077221
[x] cake and [x] ambiance

>>18077165

>What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
>Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
>Did you think that prime shit was free?
>Now for you debts you will answer to me~

Oh god. I can't stop laughing.

You magnificent bastard.

>>18077221
Massage. Save the cake for tomorrow. They must be sore from all of that skating. Give one a massage while the other drinks cocoa, then switch.

>>18077221
Set up the ambiance and get to the Massaging.

>>18077221

Massage.

Then >>18077212

>Oh look it's raining.

>>18077040
>>18077059
Your thinking is smalltime.

Hard Gay KUROU!

>>18077269

My body isn't ready.

>>18077040
He's been to the hardware.
He gets mining supplies there.
And he was also there with Gai when they built bunkbeds.

>>18077269
I

I like the way you think sir.

>>18077307
Oh man Gai scooped us on Kurou.

Oh well.

>>18077324
Shit what if we inadvertently already set Gai up with Kurou?

We never thought that he might not bat for the same team

>>18077262

Now is the perfect time for a nervous breakdown.

>>18077377
What's wrong with that? We did what to set Gai up with someone, and we are responsible for creating Kurou. I figure that's close enough.

rolled 19 = 19

Massage

>>18077377
Whether he did or not before going into that hardware store with Kurou is immaterial.

Not that it is all that unlikely considering his motorcycles and boots and leather and whatnot.

[x] massage

'Hey Kraus,' you tell your aibo 'we have ladies to tend to. You think you can handle that now?'
'NO PROBLEM FUCKCAKES.'

The room dissolves around you. and turns into the interior one would expect form a high-class spa.
The bed turns into a pair of massage tables with some space in between.

You dig out your massage supplies. Lighting a couple of candles and placing them in appropriate holders, and digging out the towels and oil, you turn to the twins.

"If you ladies would kindly disrobe and lay on the tables, I shall now administer a massage"


ROLL FOR SEDUCTION YOU SEXY BEASTS

rolled 88 = 88

>>18077462

rolled 7 = 7

>>18077462
C'mon sexy dice gods

rolled 8 = 8

>>18077462
:V

rolled 16 = 16

I hope I'm doing this right.

rolled 59 = 59

DUBS FOR THE DUBS GOD

rolled 31 = 31

Here's hoping.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18077462

Rollin terribly

rolled 11 = 11

>>18077479
i think i can beat that.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18077521
Don't roll with noko.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18077462
>Oiled up Hartmann sisters twincest threesome

>>18077462

Just... just take the first roll.

We won't be doing better than that.

Ever.

>>18077521
Well thank god we got that 88 first.

OOH! We should see if we can use our time-machine to give super massages.

Because we don't care about being responsible with an item that can destroy causality.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18077479

Nice, I think we have this

rolled 42 = 42

rolling for seduction

rolled 20 = 20

>>18077462
>These rolls

I called it.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18077462
Shit.

in b4 shirou somehow manages to tunnel into our room to interrupt massage time

>>18077554

>Responsible.

We just place our Angels happiness above potential paradox.

Like when we went to see Ursula via time-travel.

/tg/ - YOU WANT DICEROLLS? YOU CAN'T HANDLE DICEROLLS!

rolled 82 = 82

>>18077462
What is the worst that could happen?

>>18077479
>>18077540
>Ill take those double dubs.
>99

Erica strips down to her panties unhesitantly, Ursula shyly asks you to turn away before doing the same.

They lie face down on the tables, cover their cute butts with the towels you've handed them and wait for you.

Warming some oil up oil up in your hands you consider who to do first.

[ ]Erica
[ ]Ursula

>>18077605
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT!?

>>18077618
Ursula. She felt left out when we carried Erica home. Plus, I wholly expect Erica to be grabbing out butt (and worse) the entire time until her turn.

>>18077618

[x] Ursula

>>18077618
Last I checked, I had two hands. BOTH OF THEM.

>>18077618
[x] Ursula. We'll need to save our strength for Erica.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18077618
I think Ursula, we want to make sure she doesn't feel left out after all

>>18077618
open door, reveal another time-travelling copy, massage both

then paradox

>>18077618

Ursula I think.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18077622
Because he wants to see some HUEHUEHUE?

>>18077618
Flipping for it.

rolled 33 = 33

>The bed turns into a pair of massage tables with some space in between.

>space in between.

[x]BOTH

we butler. we ambidextrous.
Lets show them we can handle them at the same time

>>18077633
...is she going to do ...things... to our butthole?

>>18077618
Going for Erica first gives Ursula a chance to get used to the idea ever so slightly. And possibly pick up on how much Erica enjoys such; kinda let her know it's okay to enjoy, etc.
Plus, we gave Ursula a kiss before Erica stealing one at the clothes earlier, so a tad bit of balance wouldn't hurt.

>>18077618
[x] Ursula

rolled 80 = 80

BOTH.
We choose the twins route. LET'S GO BALLS IN ALL THE WAY

>>18077618
Erica first. I'm tempted to do some teasing, but we'd pay for it later.

Start from the shoulders, work your way down, don't ignore the thighs and calves. And especially the feet.

Actually, to ensure that one isn't left out too long, switch after doing half of Erica. Then we'll return and go from the feet up.

We'll get her so relaxed she falls asleep on the table.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18077618
Ursula first.

>>18077670

But if we work on Erica first, Ursula might get a tad insecure/self conscious... Why is the romance stuff harder than avoiding Paradox?

>>18077706
Because this is /tg/. Time travel, we get.

Girls? No fucking clue.

>>18077637

When was the last time you gave someone a massage? Dat shit works best with TWO hands.

rolled 3 = 3

>little consensus
rolling.

Switch between the two. Erica's back, Ursula's back. Erica's legs, Ursula's legs. Etc.

>>18077782

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

YESSS

rolled 40 = 40

>>18077782
Oh fuck now we try both and fail miserably.

Saving throw.

>>18077782
GODDAMMIT.

URSULA FIRST.

This is sadly the effect of samefagging.

I posted my roll and left it at that why can't everyone else?

>>18077858
I know, right?

>>18077858
Shut up, faggot.

>>18077808
Hopefully, the BOTH option will go more like >>18077796
Than >>18077637

rolled 1 = 1

>>18077782
Feeling pretty confident with the massage skills you picked up working as an errand boy in a hostess bar long ago, where the tired ladies asking you for massages after the night's shift, you decide to do both of them at the same time.

Taking advantage of the space in between the tables you set up there and begin using your deft, well-honed fingers to their fullest

You silently work your fingers across their skin.
Applying pressure where needed, and releasing the knots you can feel in the muscles.

As your left hand glances the nape of erica's neck she lets out a small giggle.
'i need to remember that' you tell yourself.
Your right hand works Ursula's lower back, she lets out soft moans as you the oil and your warm hand do thier magic.

You want nothing more than to continue doing this forever, and you're pretty sure they would both agree.

Switching methods, you begin concentrating on Ursula

>>18077925
>see 1
>terrified, thinking its a skill roll for massage
>still 1d3

Thank God, it's just a leftover roll.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18077925
You now use both hands to work her.
Running them across her shoulders, arms and back.

The smooth skin of her thighs under your fingers, she's now softly moaning into the table.

"Hey," Erica whips you with the towel. "Aren't you getting too carried away there? Or did you forget that I'm also here?"

"Of course not." You say with a smile as you switch to her

rolled 1 = 1

>>18077976
You now turn your attention to the dominant twin, her ivory skin glistening with oil.
You sensuously massage her while tickling her nape every now and then.
In the middle of rubbing her feet the scent from the candles catches your nose as you massage her.

It's vanilla.

>>18078036
>It's vanilla
PTSD TIME GO

rolled 53 = 53

>>18078036
Fuck yes emotional breakdown!

PITY SEX HERE WE COME

>>18078036
KEEP IT TOGETHER.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18078036

MAN UP, YOU SHIT

>>18078059
>>18078050
No No No.

We can pull our PTSD shit another time, we need to be classy now

>>18078086
So be it!

>>18078086
Well damn. Man the fuck up I guess.

>>18078086
Dice gods say FUCK YOU STOP BEING A PUSSY

>>18078086
>LG has BAWWWWW post worked out
>"OH GOD DAMNIT FUCKING DICE"

Remind me again what's the deal with vanilla?

>>18078147
We'll find out when LG posts.

>giving two beautiful girls a rubdown
>break down sobbing and rocking in fetal position

This is even worse than a GODDAMMIT SHIROU!

For the love of fuck we need to see a therapist about this. We can't break down in a combat situation.

>>18078202
That's why he is taking so long.

Had to rewrite our path

rolled 9 = 9

>>18078234
We wouldn't break down in a combat situation, the issue is happiness, Hayate has never had it, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.

Well, at least get the rubdown done before we start with the tears of joy.

Just imagine: If we pull this off we might get our own massage.

OH! We should whisper to Erica if she wants a "happy ending."

>>18078036
Vanilla.
The simple sweet scent makes the memories hit you like a tidal wave.

As a child of five, in the middle of a hot sweltering summer, you were out in a park playing with yourself. No kid wanting to be seen with you.
Parents were there with their children enjoying themselves. In one corner of the park, an icecream vendor.

Oh how inviting those cold cones looked on that sweltering day. You see children and adults enjoying icecream in various forms. Sprinkles, marshmallows, chocolate chips. The stuff your dreams are made of.
Unable to resist further you walk over and see the sign.
"PLAIN VANILLA 200YEN, TOPPINGS 100YEN"

You reach into your worn pants' pocket, drawing out a pair of 100yen coins. You found one of them While playing in the sandbox a few weeks ago, the other one you saw in a rain ditch after a light shower.
You held on to these two coins for quite some time. This was your only treasure. Your life savings.

You take another step towards the ice cream stall. The alluring white swirls of frozen milk pulling you in.

Another step forward. You've made up your mind.
You will buy icecream. You will savor it.

Before you can take another step more, your father appears over your shoulder.
"Oh hey, Just who I was looking for." He says.
"What's this?" he spies the coins in your hands.
"you want me to invest this towaards our dreams?" He takes them from your hand.
"PERFECT! There was this newly opened pachinko place downtown where i know i can hit it big."
"See you son! Our dreams will come true tonight!"

He disappears before you can even react.
You look up at the clear summer sky, unable to put into words your frustration.
YOu see big, dark, heavy clouds swiftly begins to move in from the west.
And the rain begins to pour

>>18078271

Ahaha. Oh god, what the shit.

>>18078271
GOD DAMN IT. MY EMOTIONS. YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN MY EMOTIONS. YOU BASTARD.

>>18078271
goddammit, i teared up a bit typing that.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18078271
oh lord

>>18078271

Fuckin.. Landing Gear.. Fuck.. Must not.. Manly.. Tears.. too late

>>18078271
Fuck this bad memory over back to manning it up thanks to

>>18078086

Kraus mentally cockslaps us or something

>>18078234
>>18078248

>the issue is happiness, Hayate has never had it, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.

Oh God, even knowing it's true that's an incredibly bleak way of putting it.

Though personally, I also think part of him is waiting for the other shoe to drop. Surrounded by friends, steady work, money, etc.

Via a talking Monkey he met in the park. It's entirely likely that the reason he's taking this all in stride is because he thinks he got hit by a car and is in a coma or something.

rolled 5 = 5

Cry, Hayate, and let loose the tears of past.

>>18078271
I admit, I teared up only a tiny bit before I began giggling like an asshole.

>>18078271

>>18078364
I can't even feel bad for him because his whole life has been so fucking tragic that it is funny.

Life literally shat on him every turn to the point it has to of been planned

> he's taking this all in stride is because he thinks he got hit by a car and is in a coma or something.
That actualyl happened in the manga.
Right after he got fucked up rescuing nagi for the first time.

He woke up in her mansion and thought he was dead, in heaven.

ended up naked in the baths with the maid.

>>18078271

Oh god, that's actually worse than anything I was expecting. That looped past sad into hilarious, and all the way bad to fucking heartbreaking.

It's like the first time I saw Old Yeller when I was like eight. I was not expecting them to shoot the dog.

Fucking A man, I had that memory repressed for like a decade and now I'm crying again.

>>18078271
These bits have gone way over the "sad" meter, and make me crack up each time.

I'm just seeing this kid about to buy an ice cream, then his deadbeat dad yanks the change and a raincloud appears out of nowhere and pours on him and him alone.

This is just like my chinese cartoons.

> he's taking this all in stride is because he thinks he got hit by a car and is in a coma or something.
That actualyl happened in the manga.
Right after he got fucked up rescuing nagi for the first time.

He woke up in her mansion and thought he was dead, in heaven.

ended up naked in the baths with the maid.

>geting 502 errors here. FUCKING CLOUDFLARE.

>>18078406

I know. That's part of what made me think of it.

He's probably so cavalier and such because he only half believes any of this is real.

He's probably wondering why he hasn't woke up yet.


>the issue is happiness, Hayate has never had it, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.

>>18078409

>Old Yeller

Fuck you man, fuck you.

This shit's bad enough without you bringing that up.

Did the thread suddenly die?

>>18078579
Cloudflare bullshit. Just give it some time.

>>18078587
>>18078579

We had the ice-cream thing followed by somebody mentioning Old Yeller.

People will come back when they stop crying.

>>18078579
FUCKING CLOUDFLARE

Am I the only one not having Cloudflare issues?

>>18078611
It JUST stopped. Apparently Cloudflare's DNS went down. Which is funny because that's their core service; DNS uptime.

>>18078621

I blame SWQ.

They crashed cloudflare.

>>18078621

Weird. I've been fine this whole time.

>>18078632
It wouldn't have been a problem if your DNS records didn't need to update.

Did this die?

Would it help at all if I posted stuff?

>>18078793
No op is having dns issues still I think

Where did all this rain come from?

>>18078949
Spain.

>>18078976

i see what you did there.

>>18078976
>>18079062

I don't.

Waiting warmly for LG

Hopefully his cloudflare problem is fixed.

>>18079139
By this point he is probably going home or making his rice ball dinner

>>18079139
Based on when previous non-overtime threads have ended, I think he's vacated his workplace and is on his way home now, or will be soon.

>>18079067

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

Now say it quickly.

I think the thread is sinking so he will probably go right into overtime once things get working.

Also wtf kind of job does LG have where he can run a quest on /tg/ during work and get games like sengoku rance from his it buddies?

>>18079338

You'd be amazed what you can get away with when you start blackmailing people.

I remember when I found out my last boss had a subscription to a hard-core bestiality site.

Turns out a 9-5 at $27 an hour in 'human resources' is cheaper than a divorce. And HR is pretty much an excuse to do whatever the hell you want if there's nothing pressing going on.

>>18079362
There are hardcore bestiality pay sites?

And i wish I had that sort of luck, my jobs involve less computer work so less chance

rolled 46 = 46

>>18079158
or it's possible he's gone to bed.

>>18079369

>Luck

Nah, I'm just a conniving asshole.

I went there because the guy running the company was the dad of guy I hated. I went there with the intention of getting dirt and fucking his son by proxy.

Turned out the old man was also a sick fuck, and a much easier target.

But even so, HR is fucking boss. You basically make sure that people have a productive, happy work enviroment.

So in a good company, your work isn't really needed 99% of the time, so you can just dick around.

In a bad company, people just do lip-service to keeping people happy and productive, so 99% of the time you can just dick around.

Plus, as far as having connections, sneaking shit under the radar, and having blackmail material, HR is second only to security and the janitors/custodians. And we can raid their shit for that anytime we want, so their nuts are in a vice.

It's like being a corrupt cop, but everyone's a bastard and it isn't illegal!

>>18079433
I… I can't believe that. Not yet.

>>18079443
I wish I could do this with the guys I have worked with.

Construction company bosses who get $150 an hour and are the laziest fucks in the world. One of them I nearly ran over in a forklift.

Sadly I havent been in a position to do such things or I would

>>18079433
>>18079476
Last regular thread ended ~04:30, OVERTIME started ~06:30.
I'd wait another half hour before giving up.

>>18079500
That's pretty much what I was getting at, just not having numbers to hand. Sadly, I really can't stay up any longer. I'll just have to hope to find a continuation come the morning

TEST.

TESTICLES

TESTICULAR TESTING

>>18079535
GODDAMN YOUR TIMING

YAY IT'S BACK!

MSQ: So heart-wrenching, it crashed 4chan.

>>18079338
Im an accountant for a local clothing firm.

FUCKING CLAMFLARE
WIth the chan inaccessible, about 30% of the people at work had nothing to waste time on.
me and a couple of guys from sales had to fucking go ghetto and play counterstrike.
COUNTER FUCKING STRIKE.
Goddamn

oaky, let me feed the dog quick and we continue this PTSD sleigh ride

>>18079551

Personal Request?

When we inevitably have to deal with the Bereau's HR department, please take >>18079443
Into account.

For it is magnificent.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18079551
>4chan down
>30% of people at work bored
>play counter strike
>anotherdayatthejob.gif
YOU!
SIR!
CAN I MOVE TO YOUR PLACE AND GET A JOB WHERE YOU WORK AT, THEN MOVE TO MY OWN APARTMENT AFTER I GET ENOUGH MONEY?

>>18079564
I think he could add me to the list as well.

It might not be the highest paying job but it sounds fucking awesome

rolled 52 = 52

And then LG can quit his job and make by by renting his apartment and helping people get started at his old job place.

...And the rain begins to pour

Erica noticed you stop moving your hands, and feels some warm drops on her back.
Looking up at you, she sees you tearing up.

"Hey, what's wrong? This is even worst than at the restaurant earlier." She asks.
"Hayate?" Ursula says

Erica sits up and hugs you. Ursula does the same, ignoring her state of undress.

"Come on. Tell us." They say "We can't have you breaking down like this out of nowhere everytime."

[ ] man up
[ ] let loose

>>18079613
It's safe, we can let loose.

>>18079613

"Are you sure? It's kind of a long story..."

And then let loose.

This shit needs to come with a disclaimer.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18079613
>Cry, Hayate, and let loose the tears of past.

>>18079564
>enough money
>LG lives on rice
Goooood luck with that.
>>18079613
Man up. Then tell the omelette story, followed by the vanilla ice cream thing.

>>18079564
>>18079579
oh dear god, you dont want to work here.
Sure im taking it easy. but thats only because i somehow manage to breeze though all the shit handed to me.
We had someone down in design try to hang himself with a belt. [ironically he was designing a buckle for it.]

oh and the pay is so little im forced to subsist on salt and rice. [but then again im a weeaboo so onigiris are boss.]

>>18079619
>>18079618

Yeah, make sure they REALLY want to know before letting loose.

Then drop it. Because holy shit guys, I'm not sure they're ready for this.

Ask first.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18079629
When can I move in?
also >>18079620

>thus matingg
Yes, there will be mating. In NZ or in Hayate's room.

>>18079634
Fuck, you're right

>>18079626

Then mention the bike, the child labor, etc.

After just going down the list, cap it by saying that we're starting to freak out because good things don't happen to us, and the other shoe isn't dropping. And that some small part of us is freaked out that this is all a dream, because let's face it: being whisked away into a life of adventure by a talking monkey sounds pretty fucking ridiculous.

>>18079613
Keeping yourself in check for a few moments more, you manage to tell them.
"It's a long story, and it will take some time to tell it all. Would you be okay with me revealing just enough for now?"

They both give you a squeeze, their warmth something so alien to you before. The warmth of another human who cared.

"Yeah, tell us as little or as much as you want."
"We're here for you Hayate."

[ ]let loose
[ ]man up

rolled 34 = 34

>>18079676
>Cry, Hayate, and let loose the tears of past.

>>18079676
[x] let loose

>>18079676
Open the floodgates of your soul!

>>18079676
We're gonna crack sooner or later. Let's make it sooner, and let slip the tears of war.

>>18079676
[x] LET IT ALL OUT, MAN

rolled 61 = 61

>came into quest expecting animu high fanfiction.net bullshit
>THE BIKE
>THE OMELETTE
>THE ICECREAM

Goddammit man, you know how to hit where it hurts


[x]LET IT OUT

Ok since we seem to have some samefagging here.

MAN THE FUCK UP

We didnt get anything from life by crying about it so we are gonna stop this shit right now and get back to making these two want to jump on our love train and not get off

Before the whole loss of LG we had decided on that anyway

>>18079676

see >>18079672

>because let's face it: being whisked away into a life of adventure by a talking monkey sounds pretty fucking ridiculous.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18079701
people seems to want to let loose.
Tell you what.

Roll me for it.
beat my roll and ill just drop a bit of ptsd.
I beat you and well, the floodgates will open

rolled 33 = 33

>>18079710
let's roll low then